Its, i mean, poor al roker. Every year, hey look, its garfield. Oh, the teletubbies. When i was a kid, my dad would wake us up. Every thanksgiving, hed come into our rooms. The only time i ever remember him coming into my room, hed come in and say, the parade is on and wed be like, who cares . I hate parades. Always have. To me, its just traffic with balloons. But every year, my father would force us out of bed at like 6 30 in the morning to watch it. And so what did i do on thursday . I got the kids, i said hey the parade is on youve gotta watch it they watched for about four minutes. They saw chase from paw patrol and said, put on paw patrol so i watched it alone. Macys did the parade a little bit differently this year. Because of covid, they couldnt have the usual amount of people under the floats. You know, people hold the ropes to the floats, but they couldnt assemble a group of people, so they had to find one guy to do this. This troop of picachu, dancing to the classic pokemon song. And high above the dancer shines a bright spot in the sky. A larger version, a ambassador of the pokemon world, with his red cap jimmy look at him pokemon go. They found him in the hudson river. Its sad. In case you havent checked your email in the past 24 hours, you should know that today is cyber monday. The only day of the year we use the word cyber anymore. Did we really need cyber monday this year . Ive been camped out in front of my laptop since march. Speaking of buying stuff online, this is funny. One of our producers, erin irwin, theres erin dressed as boba fett. Erin and her husband david have a fiveyearold daughter named charlie. Who, unbeknownst to them, ordered something on amazon, using their alexa. Erin, how did this play out . A giant box shows up at the house, and this is what was inside. I got home and she said, i bought something today. I said what are you talking about and i didnt think she did it. A giant box shows up at the house, and this is what was inside. A sixfootstuffed rasta monkey with a banana for a body. And how much was this . Well, she said that it cost 197, and i was like, well, i guess if she did it, it was only 1. 97, it was 197. Jimmy they looked up the transcript of charlies conversation with alexa. You gave this to us. This is what she said. Alexa, could you please order the banana toys . Which by the way, that could have been a lot worse. Thats true. Alexa, buy it now. Alexa, could you buy it now . Alexa, buy it now. Alexa, when is my squishy pillow gonna be coming . Alexa, when is my blush blush blush squishy pillow gonna come. Alexa, my name is charlie. Alexa, what do you wanna talk about . Alexa, are there more boys or are there more girls in the world . Sounds to me like charlie wants you to have another kid. Are you returning the rasta banana or keeping it . I would love to return it and i want it out of my house, but she is madly in love with it. Jimmy it looks like theyre on their honeymoon. Charlie is a genius. She figured out how to cut santa claus out of the loop. She doesnt have to be be nice this year. Did charlie order the tyson fight on pay per view this weekend too . I think so, yeah. Jimmy did you watch it, guillermo . I did. Jimmy on saturday night, mike tyson, after 15 years, returned to the ring to fight fellow retiree roy jones jr. The fight went eight rounds. The judges called it a draw. It was not a draw, not even close. Tyson won every round. Every round, jimmy. Jimmy but they called it a draw, and mike pot before the fight didnt seem to mind at all. Former champions, its a draw. Mr. Tyson, what do you think of that . Im good with that. You think you won the fight . Yeah, but im good with a draw. Why . Because i entertained the crowd, the proud was happy with it. Jimmy who is this person disguised as mike tyson . What happened to the guy who said hed eat your children . And bit off two ears i guess this marijuana really works. Even halfbaked, tyson looked pretty good. Roy jones was hanging on to him for dear life. It felt less like a fight, and more like two old friends seeing each other shortly after getting the vaccine. They are just like hanging on each other. Even though jones has only been retired for a couple of years, tyson was the heavy favorite. Some even worried jones might get seriously hurt. A lot of people were afraid, roy, you might get hurt tonight. Were you really afraid in the back of your head that something could happen that could put you in peril. I was afraid i may get hit. I didnt fight for 20 years and he has not fought in three years. Why nobody care about my ass. Jimmy well. Let me say it here and now. I care deeply about mike tysons ass. Still the best. Nobody better. Yesterday, the Denver Broncos had to play without a quarterback. All four of their qbs were on the covid noplay list. Because they were all together with no masks. What happened was, they got together for what was supposed to be a quick, socially distanced strategy session, then someone turned on the crown. Next thing you know, its 12 hours and three boxes of pink zinfandel later. Theyre all ineligible to play. They had to bring in a rookie receiver to play quarterback. It was like a scene from rudy. Except in this one, rudys team lost. Badly. And rudy was terrible. This was the first time they asked are you ready for some football . And the answer was maybe not . I dont think we are. You know who else is on the injured reserve list . Joe biden. The president elect took a tumble this weekend. Here he is hobbling out of a delaware clinic last night. Biden suffered hairline fractures in his right foot. Even the eventful things that happen to joe biden are uneventful. Apparently, he slipped and fell while playing with major, his dog. The pentagon today announced that major has been demoted to captain. Biden will most likely have to wear an orthopedic boot for a few weeks. So in a way, trump and biden both got the boot this month. Bloatus weighed in on bidens injury last night. He wrote, get well soon hes just jealous because biden has a dog and all he has is mike pence. Can you imagine trump having a dog . I cant picture him feeding anyone else. The closest trump gets to that is when he feeds giuliani a bucket of frozen mice. Meanwhile, this is how the lame duck chose to spend his final thanksgiving at the white house. He threw a worldclass trumper tantrum from behind a tiny little desk. Dont you dare speak to me the if they do. They made a mistake. Because this election was a fraud. Just say you understand. This election was a fraud. So, no, i cant say that at all. I think its a possibility, they are trying to look, between you people, dont talk to me that way. You just are a light weight, dont talk to me that way. Im the president of the United States. Dont ever talk to the president that way. Dont you dare speak to me the way i speak to everyone else sitting at a little baby desk screaming, you cant talk to the president that way is exactly how i want to remember this president. This desk he was sitting at has been used by many president s to sign bills, but usually theyre surrounded by a group of people, so you dont notice how little it is. It looked like he went back to visit his elementary school. The last time i was at a desk like that, i had my head down and we were playing 7up. Small hands on desk the future former president was also asked about his plan for his last turkey day in the white house, and that went about as well as you might expect. Mr. President , do you have plans for your last thanksgiving in the white house . We dont know what is last, if you look at whats going on. You have to really take a look at whats going on. And they are finding tremendous discrepancies in the votes and nobody believes those numbers. Those numbers are incorrect numbers. So, i cant say whats first and whats last in terms of is this the last 1 or is this the first one of a second term. We will see what happens. Ill tell you what happens. Next thanksgiving, you will be at maralago still screaming about the election and eating creamed spinach alone. We are now on day 27 of squattergate. Trump still has not made a concession speech, he continues to dispute the results of the election. Last night, he wrote, no way we lost this election. We might to have to file a restraining order against him. Trump gave his first postelection interview yesterday. He called into the alwayssycophantic maria bartiromos show yesterday to make a cornucopia of unchallenged false claims. I was called by the biggest people saying congratulations, political people. Congratulations, sir, you just won the election. It was 10 00 and you looked at the numbers and im sure you felt that way. This election was over and then they did dumps. They call them dumps. Big massive dumps in michigan, and in pennsylvania, and all over. Jimmy when you get to his age, a lot of the conversation is about the size of your dumps. Maria bartiromo by the way i dont know what happened to her, but she appears to be auditioning for the position of Donald Trumps next wife. This is interesting. According to nbc news, trump underperformed in 25 out of the 30 counties where he held rallies before the election. He did worse in those counties than he did in 2016. I guess telling a group of people who are freezing their nuts off that your opponent will take away their air conditioning didnt rally the base like he hoped. The state of arizona certified a win for joe biden today. They also finished the recount in wisconsin. The recount in wisconsin cost the Trump Campaign three Million Dollars, and the result of that recount was biden picked up 87 more votes. Money well spent. No sitting president has ever lost one election so many times. But trump could be coming back for more. Not only is he reportedly planning to run again in 2024, he is floating the idea of launching his campaign during joe bidens inauguration week. Because of course he is. I think he should do it at bidens inauguration. Run up, grab the mic, and complete his transformation into full orange kanye. Melania trump today unveiled the annual White House Christmas decorations. She wrote, during this special time of the year, i am delighted to share america the beautiful and pay tribute to the majesty of our great nation. Together, we celebrate this land we are all proud to call home. Which is odd because one of the stories that got buried when trumps tax returns came out were the tapes of melania saying she hates doing christmas at the white house. But now, she loves it. This is a video the first lady put out today, putting her be best foot forward. Jimmy at least shes having fun with it. Make no mistake about it. 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And later, his album is called southern symphony. Music from Russell Dickerson. Later this week, weve got new shows with george clooney, zendaya, rita wilson, amanda seyfred, diego luna, john mulaney, and well have music from tones and i, devon gilfillian, and paris jackson. Daughter of michael. Who is very talented. Our first guest tonight is an oscarwinning actor, a director, producer, activist, thunder goddess, and now bestselling Childrens Book author. Natalie portmans fables is available now. Please say hello to Natalie Portman. Hi, natalie. Hello. Held had oh. How are you . Jimmy im good. You are very far away from us. Arent you . I am, im down under. Jimmy yeah. Australia. Jimmy like, what time is it there, now . Its noon on tuesday. Jimmy oh. Its we are in december here. Jimmy oh, wow. Whats december going to be like . Give us a preview. Summer is starting, guys. Jimmy all right will. Its the opposite season wise over there. Well, it still feels like summer here really. How long have you been in australia . I have been here a few months, yeah, and im going to be here for a few more months for thor. Jimmy you are preparing to shoot thor, do you know everything that is happening in movie already . No. Jimmy you dont . No, no, very little. But just you know, trying to train, hook like a action figure at some point. Hopefully. Jimmy you know that in the comics your character, jane foster, becomes thor, she takes on the powers of thor andthe hammer and everything like that. Will you, do you know i know you cant say, do you know yes. Jimmy you will become thor . Yes, yes, the mighty thor. Jimmy the mighty thor. The Jane Foster Thor is called the mighty t y thor, yes. Jimmy especially when you have been riding a horse for a long time, and you say, on oh, im the mighty thor. Wait a minute. Jimmy we used to have a drummer we used to have a drummer. I dont know what happened, i think the covid got him. Theres no covid there in aus t in australia, is there . Its healthy and safe there . Yeah, the government has done a really, really incredible job at being yeah, its been three weeks with no local cases. Jimmy are you saying our government in the United States of america has not done a great job . Oh, no, i would never. I would never say anything like that. Jimmy thats kind of weird because you are, yeah, you are far away and you are living like normal people. Like they the used to live in the olden times. Yeah, it definitely feels like a time machine and very grateful to get the opportunity to live like that. Jimmy yeah, i bet. Did you celebrate thanksgiving american style there . Yeah, it is sort of like a aa celebration with acknowledgment of the history. The dark history of the country rather than the way i grew up doing it. But we certainly did enjoy the food of the holiday. Jimmy they do that because im like, yeah, these people came, they had hats with belt buckles on them, and now, here e we are. Did you cook a turkey or you are vegan, correct . Im vegan, yeah. Yeah, so, i found. I dont know if its australian or if i just discovered hit while here, theres a thing called suzanne spoon vegan butcher they have all the fake meat preparations so got some plant based schnitzel and that was our center piece of our meal. Jimmy really, someone cashed the someone carved the schnitzel in your thanksgiving . Very traditional. Jimmy what hs in the plant based sch nimnitzel. Unclear. Soy, not meat. Jimmy lets look at the picture that Chris Hemsworth posted on instagram. Great segue. Jimmy i think he has gained 40 pounds of muscle based on the photo, it does not look real. Its other worldly. I also like, i feel like im so unversed in what muscles do and how they get like that. Like, does the blood drain out of you when you use your muscles . Because it looks so white, doesnt it. Jimmy oh, yeah, his body is white, yeah. I feel like its a tshirt tan, right . Is that whats happening . Jimmy it looks like maybe, yeah. Oh, chris. We have to get you some spray tan. We have to help with the muscle pictures. Jimmy you know, we should get him a aaa card because he seems to be changing his tires by himself. Yes. He is looking good. Its a lot of pressure. Im going to look like his little grandma next to him. Jimmy are your kids enjoying being in australia . Yes, its very lucky. And so, so different like all the animals are different, the trees are different. The even the birds, i mean, like, theres multicolored parrots flying around like pigeons. Jimmy yeah. Its wild. Jimmy and they will kill you, those things, right . Everything is dangerous. Its actually not the like big things that are the Dangerous Things are like the little spiders. Jimmy yeah, the little spiders you have to watch out for. Are the kids picking up accents there . Kids seem to do that, right . More like, more words because you need to yeah like, you know, when you want Something Like they say lohlies now instead of candy. And tomato sauce instead of ketchup. When you want what you want you have to say it the way the locals do, you know . I would like tomato sauce with my chips. Sn. Jimmy yeah, well yeah the kids are learning. You dont want to get beat up. They are very flexible. Jimmy speaking of children, you have written a book for children, called nat highwalie portmans fables. We will have more of that when we come back, Natalie Portman from australia. Portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live, are brought to you by affirm. The payment alternative to credit cards. Especially in these times. But some things are too serious to be ignored. If you still have symptoms of Crohns Disease or Ulcerative Colitis even after trying other medications, it may be a sign of damaging inflammation, which left untreated, could get much worse. 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So, it was a really fun project to kind of create for my kids. As you know, you wrote a kids book to too. Jimmy what i laike is your book ripehymes. And i thought you had to do that, you do have to do that with fabs. Right . Thats part of the deal. I dont know, i love, i know when i read to my kids i love things that have a rhyme. I find it easier to do kind of read of and over and over again. And also, in my family, like my mom always wrote our, all the holiday cards and everything in rhyme. So it felt like kind of a family thing. Jimmy thats nice, yeah, you bought a womans soccer team, i was reading, here in los angeles, right . You are one of the owners of the team. Yes, its super exciting. We have an incredible Ownership Group of incredible athletes like Serena Williams and Billie Jean King and Lyndsay Vaughn and 14 former u. S. National team players. And then a bunch of actresses came together so, jess chestain, and we have got a whole incredible group. Im sure im leaving people out and a group of tech and business women came together to start this first professional womens soccer team in los angeles in a while. So we are starting [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that seems like, that seems like it would be a lot of fun. Did you play soccer as a kid . I am so not athletic. And i admire it so. All my friends from growing up were kind of laughing at me that i have anything to do with professional sports. But i just think its such an incredible like talent that these women have, and wanted to celebrate their great achievement, and amplify what they are doing, because we have an incredible womens Soccer League in the country, and unfortunately they dont get the kind of journalistic coverage and kind of Media Coverage that they deserve, except when its the world cup, and so, we have got to watch them when they are playing their home games to and support them when they are not just on the international stage. Jimmy when you were a kid, you were not enrolled the you were not playing on on a youth soccerer team. We have a photograph that i wanted to run by you. Thats you at what age . I, 7, i would guess. That looks like 7 or 8. No, it was 1990, i was born in 1981. So im nine there. Jimmy and the puppies were hit with radiation to make them that size . Or make i was shunken to be puppy size. I dont know. Questionable proportions at sears. Jimmy this is, where is this photograph displayed . Oh, at my parents house. You know, its what happen whs n you are an only child, theres a lot of weird unflattering pictures happening everywhere. Jimmy yeah, that is a good one. I mean, yeah, there were some we have weird pictures but not with the giant puppies like that. I mean you were not in the mall on long island in 1990, you missed out. Jimmy what mall was that, do you remember . Probably roosevelt field, maybe. I dont know. 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Our next guest is an acclaimed chef, author and podcaster. As of last night, he is also the first celebrity to win it all on who wants to be a millionaire . Please welcome david chang. Jimmy how are you . Are you have you been Walking Around town with that . Everywhere i go, i bring this to let people know that i won. Jimmy dont try to cash it. I know i signed it. I dont know why they had me sign it. The Million Dollars doesnt come from me. But congratulations on that by the way. Yes, its yeah, keep that right there. I would really carry that, i would make a necklace out of it, if i was you. Its the most surreal thing. I still do not believe it happened. Its so crazy. Jimmy it was funny. And i want to get to that in a second. I want to first ask about something, i was on your podcast that actually was released today. And you told me something that i have been thinking wi ining abo weekend, you forgot to give turkey for thanksgiving. I did. Jimmy and then you were unable to even with a little bit of notice, you were unable to get a turkey. I seniority ort of screwed u the one thing that my wife wanted. I didnt want a turkey. But my wife wanted a turkey but it did not exist, there was only a turkey breast and that was not going to cut it. Jimmy i cant believe you the not reach out to your contacts, did you try . I tried enough. Jimmy you tried enough. What the did you have . Creamed barbecue, i picked it up from parks here in l. A. It was great. Jimmy as i was sitting down and eating my turkey on thanksgiving, i was saying, i wish i had korean barbecue right now. It was weird, it was different for me to have korean barbecue with what i call the white people sides. Jimmy you did have all the sides. Yeah. Jimmy at your house growing up with your parents being immigrants, did you celebrate thanksgiving with the turkey . Thanksgiving was the day that my brothers and sisters looked forward to the most. It was the one day we knew we were getting american food. Growing up as we were more aware of what korean food was here in this country, it was not beloved back then. Jimmy right, yeah. So we were embarrassed by it. There was not a guarantee that my mom would make american food. Its the one day we knew we would get mashed potatoes and stuffing and all sides. So that was the best day. Because we also got the best of korean food. Jimmy right, yeah. Yeah. Thats how it was at my house too. No, im not kidding. I dont mean korean, i mean it was always italian food. Like, always. There was rarely any food other than that in our house. And i think mostly its because italian food is cheap. Because pasta does not cost anything. You still had turkey and everything, right. Jimmy on thanksgiving, it was never good. Not close to good. It was not something we craved. All right, so lets talk about who wants to be a millionaire. How confident did you feel going in to this . Truthfully, my entire goal was to not be eliminated after the first question. Jimmy okay. Now, the first questions are pretty easy. You almost got tripped up on a very easy question. Yes. Jimmy what was that . It was, if a toddler eats all of their food what club do they belong to. Jimmy right, yes. My initial reaction when you read the question was i dont know the answer because i mean it was the Clean Plate Club and sitting in that chair, verse watching it from tv are completely two different experiences. Jimmy absolutely. And if im watching at home, im like, of course, its Clean Plate Club. In the chair, with the music talking to you i had no idea what the answer was. So i had to ask my guest. Jimmy allen yang was your expert helper and he was good. He knew Clean Plate Club. Everyone except you knew that. Everybody. Jimmy but, you knew a lot of the answers that a lot of people didnt know. Now, lets go to the moment. This is for a Million Dollars. Your metallic testicles just won you a Million Dollars. Oh, man. Oh, god jimmy now, had ththat was, was an exciting moment. It was a shame we didnt have an audience to share it. But it was exciting. Not only did you make history by being the first celebrity to go for it and win a Million Dollars, you also were the first celebrity to do it with your fly unzipped. Oh jimmy yes. Thank you. Oh, my wife is going to be so thrilled with me. Jimmy your life line, your phone a friend, came through for you. She saved me. I cant believe she knew the answer to the question. She did know the answer to the question. I had no idea who Benjamin Harris was. Jimmy that was the craziest part of it. I watched it last night and obviously i was there the first time, and i saw the edit of it at another time. And last night i watched it, i was like, he is crazy. At one point, you dont know if harrison was the president. And this question is which president hadleckelectri electre white house first. You risk ready 468,000. Im an insane person. I watched that and i was like, what is wrong with me . I literally was like, im going to choose harrison because i dont know if he is a president. That was my rationale, and obviously nina, telling me, but still, when you are in the chair, you are wrestling with yourself. I had no idea. Jimmy yeah. I knew you were a gambler because you were one of the few people that can keep up with my cousin sal in las vegas. I have gone gambling with sal. Jimmy and which of you is more afflicted would you say . On the Sports Betting its definitely sal. Jimmy okay. On the table games, i have a problem. Jimmy you have a problem. Yes. Jimmy is it a real problem or is it fun problem . Lets say covid is good because i cant gamble right now. Jimmy how many restaurants in vegas . Two. Jimmy two now, one at the coskos cosmopolitan. And one at the venitian. Jimmy the charity you won money for is chris sheppards charity, and he ththey support . Anybody who would shes in restaurants that is experiencing financial problems. Jimmy it has hit anybody in the country. People are not getting stimulus checks. They are not eating out as. It been a double whamy and im glad you won the Million Dollars, that would have been a tough one. Whoa, i think about it a lot. And again, in that moment, when i decided to go for it, im talking to you like this. I dont know if i verbalized it, i was like, even if i answer it incorrectly which would totally suck i would put a spotlight on the industry through my embarrassment. Jimmy interesting, thats a way to spin your problem. David chang has who podcasts now on the ring er. You have dave chang show and whats the new one that you are doing . We have the recipe club. Jimmy the recipe club. Where we take popular recipes and see if they work or dont. Jimmy and on top of that, you have a memoire called eat a peach. Dont try to cash the check. Its just a problem. And who wants to be a millionaire, you going to watch it again next sunday night on abc, we will be back with Russell Dickerson. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Natalie Portman and chef david chang, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, featuring our pal mark rober. But first, his album is called southern symphony. Playing home sweet, Russell Dickerson touching down from a six night honeymoon sun kissed kids still drunk on love went from allinclusive margaritas in malibu to praying we could pay rent this month that doormat says welcome home but i think its wherever im with you its more than some bricks and stones no there aint nothing like home sweet you and me aint got much but we got all we need wherever the wind blows wherever this life goes baby all i know aint nothing like nothing like home sweet you and me your love is like a porch swing on sunday just as gentle as a summer sunrise they say its where the heart is well mines with you babe long as i got your hand im fine yeah could be white brick and picket fences or some busted ac hotel room its all picture perfect if youre in it no it dont get much better than home sweet you and me aint got much but we got all we need wherever the wind blows wherever this life goes baby all i know aint nothing like nothing like home sweet nothing like nothing like you and me nothing like nothing like home sweet nothing like nothing like you and me nothing like nothing like a quarter acre and a twobed farmhouse polaroid kiss with the red sold sign sitting on boxes in the living room laughing and crying just staring at them two pink lines huh ooh yeah time to make a little more room in our home sweet you and me yeah we got it all and youre still all i need wherever the wind blows wherever this life goes baby all i know aint nothing like nothing like home sweet nothing like nothing like you and me nothing like nothing like home sweet nothing like nothing like you and me yeah nothing like nothing like nothing like nothing like nothing like nothing like this is nightline. 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