The new one comes in four different models, the iphone 12, the iphone 12 pro, the iphone 12 pro max, and for the first time ever, the iphone 12 mini. Apple loves to do this. They make their devices bigger and bigger, and then, out of nowhere, they release a small one to make you go ew gross, look how fat my old phone is. I need the little one. But the nice thing about the mini is when you drop it, this one fits all the way down the toilet. We actually got our hands on the iphone 12 mini, and, well, first of all, not only is it called the 12, they come in a pack of 12. They even have their own little dispenser. With the different colorful head on them. Like this is chewbacca. Anyway, this is the phone. It comes in six different colors this one is yellow, and it is delicious. [ laughter ] i love pez. You like pez . Yeah, i do. Jimmy can i pets you . No, lift up your head. There you go. Okay, great. [ applause ] that was definitely not according to covid regulations. Our petsbrained president was in johnstown, pennsylvania, tonight spreading his microbes across the keystone state. Last night, he made his bigly return to the rally stage in sanford, florida. Trump did about an hour of material in florida, and he killed. He really killed. Well have to wait a week or two to see how many he killed, but he definitely killed. The president claims to be off his covid meds, but he seems to be on something, because last night, he was feeling little droplets of love in the air. If you dont feel good about it, if you want to stay, stay. Relax, stay. If you want to get out there, get out. One thing with me, the nice part. I went through it, now they say im immune, i can i feel so powerful, ill walk into that audience. Ill walk in there, ill kiss everyone in that audience. Ill kiss the guys and the beautiful women and the every ill just give you a big, fat kiss. Jimmy eww, god. The covid made him horny, run, everybody [ laughter ] this rally in florida was packed with thousands of maskless people, all there to see their beloved spready kruger. [ laughter ] at one point, the president who was also not wearing a mask started throwing masks to the crowd of people not Wearing Masks. Which makes a lot of sense. And if youre wondering what kind of folks would line up for an event like this . These are the them. I think the virus has been extremely politicated, it has been used to lock down this country. Yeah. Which is what will happen if joe biden is reelected. I think its about time, setting the example, we need a hurt a herd immunity out there. Im not concerned. Ive been working. All the time. Aint got no covid. I take vitamins, i eat healthy. I just aint worried about it. Jimmy hes got his flintstones chewables and nothing to fear. Trump closed the night out by strutting his stuff tothe only band in america that will let him use their songs. Young men i said young man what do you want to be i say young man jimmy thats right, hes a young man. Do you think trump has any idea who the Village People are, or what that song represents . [ laughter ] no way, right . He plays it everywhere he goes. Young man theres no need to feel down i said young man get yourself off the ground i said young man cause youre in a newtown theres no need to be unhappy young man theres a place you can go i said young man when youre short on your dough you can stay there at and im sure you will find many ways to have a good time its fun to stay at the walter reed hospital. Jimmy no, thats not anyway. Coolest president since miller como, you have to admit. The election is now only three weeks away, which is crazy. I feel we need more time to get to know the candidates. [ laughter ] other than the fact that theyre both old white men, donald trump and joe biden could not be more different. Biden, not only is he wearing a mask, hes holding drivein rallies. He was in ohio yesterday. This was less a rally, and more a poorly attended driveby birthday party. [ laughter ] for garrett, our camera guy. [ cheers and applause ] garrett, i got you a present. Its a new iphone. There you go, enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] so no one is getting any virus at joe bidens rallies. Meanwhile, the president is on a crosscountry coronapalooza tour. We love you, we love you, we love you, we love you thank you. Jimmy thank you, if you die, i dont care, but thank you very much. It is quite a contrast, though i do have to say, biden hasnt been playing it totally safe. He turned his back on you. I promise you, i will never do that. [ car horns honking ] its time to reward work, not wealth. Work jimmy i know. Normally if you drive by joe biden youre yelling to tell him his blinkers are on. Cases of covid are going up in more than 30 states, and this is alarming too. Yesterday, they confirmed the first reinfection in the united states, and the second time was reportedly worse than the first. Thats how it usually goes with sequels. But the president doesnt want to hear it. Instead of the virus, hes fighting dr. Fauci. The trump campaign, upset dr. Fauci, they took a quote of his out of context to make it appear hes praising the president and put it in a campaign ad. Fauci goes to Great Lengths to stay out of pot ticks so he criticized the campaign, he recommended they pull the ad, he even suggested if they do it again it could backfire, was his quote. Trump, of course, demands blind, stupid loyalty so he fired back with a tweet mocking, tonys pitching arm is far more accurate than his prognostications, and despite the doctors warning, trump is doubling down on phony fauci endorsements. When it comes to battling the coronavirus, top Infectious Disease experts agree donald trump has the answers america needs. All i can do is plead with the people out there to be consistent and listen to the president. They echo his bold plan for restarting the country. Im telling you, as a Public Health official, i say, open up completely, go on a cruise ship. And marvel at his ability to lead. This is a president of historic proportions. The likes of which we have not seen in 102 years. Among the experts, President Donald Trump is number one. Im donald trump, and i do whatever the hell i want. Jimmy thats right. Im glad theyre on the same page, finally. We have an allstarstudded show for you tonight. Patrick dempsey is with us, in person. [ cheers and applause ] hes backstage, theres a lot of human being here. From the new nba champion los angeles lakers, Anthony Davis will join us. [ cheers and applause ] and we will visit with clare, the new bachelorette. What an exciting time to be an american. [ cheers and applause ] according to chris harrison, this is going to be the most dramatic season of the bachelorette yet, and he never says that. It is funny, that they made a new season of the bachelorette during covid. At abc, we consider 42 people making out in a hot tub to be essential workers. [ laughter ] clare, if you watched the show, she met a lot of interesting mandidates tonight. Including this gentleman, who has an interesting job title. Clare, you look beautiful. Thank you. I know your dogs are super important to you, right . Yes. Jimmy why is every manager of every boy band named kenny . Can anyone answer that question . Several of the men said dopey things tonight, but none more so than a goofy former nfl player named jason, who is the recipient of the firstever award for bachelored flag of the night. I was able to spend a few minutes with the most beautiful girl that i have seen since my mother, clare. Jimmy well, he probably means mother in the mike pence way, you know . Every season, i predict who i believe will be the one. And when i say i predict, i mean my wife, molly, predicts. I really dont care at all. Molly is very good at this. Lets get her on the line. Molly has correctly called seven out of the last nine winners on the bachelor and the bachelorette. She makes her picks on day one. She makes the picks on the first night . Its an instinct i have. Jimmy an almost completely worthless instinct molly has. We watched it last night, we reviewed the contestants. Who is going to i dont know if the word win is the correct word to use. Who will remain at the end of this parade of stupidity . All right, well, i think shes going to narrow it down to these. These are the guys i like for her. Blake m. Hes canadian, which i think is always a good thing. Jimmy okay. They seemed to hit it off the first night. Jimmy i agree. Canadians do well. Yep. Easy, with a z, he was the best dressed of the night, thats worth something. He made her laugh a lot. He wore a really nice pink power suit. Jimmy okay. But i really think that its a nobrainer this year. Its very obvious shes going to pick dale. Jimmy yes. When she met him, she said, i think i just met my husband. Then i think four times throughout the episode she said, i think my husbands in the room tonight. Jimmy yes. So its going to be dale. Jimmy speaking of your husband being in the room, id like to point out that the bed behind molly is the bed on which we make love. [ laughter ] we are engaged in sexual relations. Thank you so much, jimmy. Thank you so much. Back to business. Jimmy usually we do it on the left side okay. Jimmy yeah. I think i think shes going to leave, then shes going to be replaced by tayshia. Jimmy oh, yes. Tayshias going to get all the sloppy seconds. Thats what i predict. Jimmy so that is the prediction. And weve heard rumors to this effect, that tayshia will step in as the pinchhit bachelorette. Yep, yes. Jimmy lets get back to our love nest no, actually, ive been cleaning out the closets. Jimmy whats that . I want you to explain ive been cleaning out the closets. Jimmy oh, you have . Oh, you know what, were out of time. What are these . These are not a shirt for a man, no what are these . Jimmy yes also, time to get rid of these. Jimmy what do you mean, get rid of that . I use that these are disgusting. These are disgusting. Jimmy all right, okay. Also, why did you order three of these . [ laughter ] what are they and why are there three of them . Jimmy youll find out on the left side of the bed later on. No jimmy molly, see you at home. All right, that was a mistake. All right, we have a good show for you tonight. Patrick dempsey is here, in the flesh. Clare, the newly minted bachelorette is with us. We have music from one republic. 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Tonight on the show, he has a new show on the cw called devils. Patrick dempsey is here. [ cheers and applause ] in the studio. A very brave man. Also tonight, we will chat with the new bachelorette Clare Crawley. [ cheers and applause ] i have many questions for her, including why . And then, with their song, wild life from the disney plus original movie clouds, music from one republic. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest and his teammates had about as good a weekend at disney world as imaginable. On sunday night, they extinguished the miami heat to win a 17th nba title for the purple and gold. From the World Champion los angeles lakers, please welcome Anthony Davis. [ cheers and applause ] hello, anthony. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] i like that sculpture. I see larry obrien is visiting you there, huh . Hes with me for a day. Jimmy well, congratulations. You are an ncaa champion, an olympic champion, and now youve done what you came to l. A. To do, you got an nba title. That has i would imagine that feels just great. Feels amazing, jimmy. You know, going through everything ive been through the last, you know, couple years, just wanting to win, wanting to be a champion. The things weve been through as a team this year. Weve been on this jo its great. October 9th we would have traveled to go to china, you know, for preseason games. Weve been at it a full year trying to get to this moment, and it was very special when we got there. Jimmy i would imagine. And an emotional season. Obviously, losing kobe, you dedicated the season to kobe and gigi bryant. I know that you guys were close. You met at the olympics, playing on the olympic team together, right . Yeah, yeah. We thats where we got really close. I met him before, at like a camp. And then the first time i got to know him was on the team. You know, everyone knows that kobe is my guy. Me and him on the bench at one of the games, hes looking down at my shirt, ive got his jersey on, so he was on me, how do you want to be great and show people what you can do if you dont have a jersey on . You know, we definitely dedicated the season to him. You know, hes meant so much to our team. Hes touched everyone personally in that organization. It was definitely awesome. Jimmy in the whole city. In the whole city, exactly. Jimmy still, to this day, you cannot pass an intersection where theres not a painting of kobe. No. Jimmy really is one of the most remarkable things ive ever seen. And im sure hes proud of you winning that trophy. As far as emotion goes, lebron told you that you were going to shed tears. And you didnt believe him, right . No, i didnt. Oh im not the guy to really shed tears, man. You know, its another i saw jimmy when you shed tears, it gets onto peoples heads. [ laughter ] yeah, so i you know, it just it all all the emotions just came out at one time. You realize how special the moment is. You realize how tough the journey is to become a champion. You know, when you you can say you wont do something, till you get to that moment. You kind of let your emotions and your joy take over. Those are tears of joy, man. I was excited to become a champion within the group of guys who battled all year to reach our common goal. Jimmy after the game, where did you celebrate . In our hotel rooms. [ laughter ] jimmy in the hotel rooms. Individual hotel rooms . We had a restaurant dedicated to us, to go out and celebrate as a team. Pretty cool. Jimmy did you break off into smaller groups afterwards, or did you celebrate the whole time as a team . No, we celebrated the whole time with the team. All the coaches. You know, the players, the families, they came in. Ownership, front office. Everyone came in, we celebrated. Jimmy i know lebron was the most valuable player on sunday night. Who was the most valuable partier at the party on sunday night . Sunday . I mean, everybody. I mean, everybody. A lot of guys had their first who got their first championship. So we were all, you know, in wheelchairs headed back to our hotels. [ laughter ] jimmy i know you guys had fun, because the next day you forgot one of your teammates. The bus left without quinn cook, right . Yeah, yeah. We left quinn. Jimmy what happened . Did you go back he overslept. Jimmy did you go back to get him or did he catch up on his own . We had two buses and i was on the second bus. They say j. R. Was on instagram life. Quinn went into it live because he couldnt get in touch, you guys left me. So i think the bus stopped and picked him up along the way. Jimmy your parents were with you in orlando, right . Yep. Jimmy did they ask if they could come, or did they just come . They asked. Jimmy they asked. Yeah. My dad was really the one who was very stressful about coming. He wanted to be there. He said, i dont carefy have to quarantine for 25 days, i want to be there for him. It was a special moment for me to be there with them. Jimmy thats the part you forget about. I bet your parents drove you to a million basketball practices. A million. Jimmy and camps and early mornings and across town, out of state, all that stuff. Yep. Jimmy and i would not miss that either, if i was your dad. Sure. They sacrificed so much for me to be an nba player, to be a college athlete, you know, now to be an nba champion. No, i cant thank them enough for everything theyve done to help me to get to this point. Jimmy now that youre back in l. A. , what is the best thing about being out of the bubble . You get to sleep in your own bed. Thats the first thing everybody did when they got home, they just went and laid lied in the bed for hours, just to be able to be home and kind of move freely, you know, without Wearing Masks or worrying about somebody getting tested or anything like that. So were able to be in our own homes and be back with our families and get some sleep in our own beds. Jimmy do you think you will ever go to disney world again after three months . [ laughter ] probably not. Probably, but not for at least two years. Talking about boycotting the Orlando Magic for a while. [ applause ] jimmy so you are technically a free agent, right . Youre wearing the lakers shirt. I consider that to be a good sign. Obviously you cant say much about it, but obviously i hope you know how much we all hope guillermo, Say Something to anthony, try to convince him to stay here. Guillermo we love you in l. A. , we love you as the lakers, sign another three or five more years. Jimmy at least, yes. [ cheers and applause ] thats our dealcloser right there. Thats what he said. Jimmy well, congratulations, anthony. Im very happy for you. Thanks for bringing a title back to los angeles, and i hope you have a nice vacation and en