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And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a jimmy welcome back. Show or boarding a southwest this is our first show back in the studio after six months. Airlines flight. And we decided to change things everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face up. We gave the set a retro feel. Shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a we figured maybe it would feel daft punk cover band. Like any year but this one. I do want to mention, and wish a happy birthday tonight, to one of the greatest men of all. We have a small crew here in our studio. Bill murray, turns 70 today, and i need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Even though i know without a doubt that he is not watching. Dnchlths i said i need you i want to wish him well because guys. I love him. So happy birthday bill. Tonight, their album is called this must be what kim jong un gaslighter. Feels like. Is he still alive . Or did he go when we were gone . Remind me to call and check in on him. We have everything we need to do a show. Except, for my little mustachioed angel. Where is guillermo . Isnt he supposed to be here . We have music and conversation with the chicks. Remotely of course. Tomorrow night, fresh off their historic, zambonilike sweep of the emmys, the cast of Schitts Creek, catherine ohara, eugene levy, dan levy, and annie murphy will be with us, along with tenacious d. And later this week, we keep it going with riz ahmed, Norman Reedus and tim mcgraw. Please join us for all of that. Our first guest is one of the funniest men on tv, and hes not even on a comedy show. He is covering the western conference all right, thats enough. Finals on inside the nba for tnt. Please welcome, nba all right. Anyway, good to see you. Halloffamer, sir Charles Barkley. I miss you. Hi, charles. I really did. Whats up, jimmy . How are you . How are you doing . Man, im doing good. Welcome back off of vacation. Im doing great, jimmy. Thanks, you know i love you guillermo, whos happier that and i really was happy that you youre back to work, you or your agreed to be my first guest back wife . To help ease me back in to this, so thank you very much. My wife. All right, well, you know, i hey, listen, so you were fly dont know if you, did you fishing, huh . Watch, i hosted the emmys last night. I did go fly fishing, i know you like to fish, do you fly yeah, you did a wonderful job. Thank you. Fish . Did you see that lakers game i have never been fly last night . Yes. Fishing. You have to teach me how to fly wait a minute, how did you see the lakers game if i was hosting the maniys . I tivoed the emmys and i was fish. I would love to do that, just the two of us in a boat alone, would be something very special. Watching the lakers. No. No. I hosted the virtual emmys last night. No. Theyre saying it was the highestrated emmys ever. We are not going a boat the lowest . Lets just put it this way, we together, brother. Set a record. We had a lot of fun, given the difficult circumstances. No. Then the deals off, i dont know what to do. The weirdest part of hosting we can wade, i guess we can wade. This year was when it was over, you know what . There are usually parties, and im always up to learning new everyone is carrying their emmys around, and celebrating. Things. I have seen fly fishing. This year, the show ended, and it was like well, i guess ill i have heard about it, i know go to my car and drive home. The big winners last night were im allowed to keep my feet on land. I like lakes and ponds, but i Schitts Creek, watchmen, and the seahawks, i think. Have so much respect for you, i just like this, we had no will go, is it called wading . Yeah, wading, yeah, yeah. Audience, so i had to figure out why cant they call it walking in water . How to do a monologue in front of no one. So what we did, if you missed i dont know no, seriously. They dont want to confuse it it, we took Audience Reactions with jesus, i think is what it from old monologues and made it is. Seem like we had a big audience full of celebrities, clapping so, charles, did you the Football Game tonight, you know and laughing at new jokes. The raiders are playing in vegas and then we pulled the curtain now, and im curious, as to, as back and revealed there was no one there. An agent right, what would it but while it was happening, we fooled a lot of people. Have been like if you had played in las vegas, if your home games who thought i was on stage who wasted no time denouncing us. Were there, would that have worked . jiommykimmel wtf . it would have worked for me. It would have been a lot of fun. You know, jimmy, listen, i love to gamble. And it would have been awesome for me, i think, you know, its it may be that the presenters different depending on the sport arent live but so far it looks you play. Like the audience is. What the hell is going on with you kimmel . No social distancing . Because, you know, Football Players go to work every day and they are for like hours. No masks . Youre as guilty as trump now for fomenting death. A pox on you and goodbye like in basketball, we are off forever. Until the next night. Stupid heres another one. So, it probably would have been so no masks or social really strange. Distancing at the emmys tonight . . Yeah. Wtf . . I would have lost a lot of money, i would have had a lot of are hollywoods special people immune against covid19 . . . Drunk nights. Or will the virus look at these did you, if your travels to special people and choose not to vegas, i know you enjoy las infect them . Double standards. Vegas, did you go to shows . Did you go see the big shows or guess that is trump fault too. Were you in the casino the whole and this i cant believe jimmykimmel and the hollywood elitists think time . Rules dont apply to them. A full audience . You know, jimmy for the last 30 years, longer than that, no masks . Going to vegas, every time i go, theres a pandemic i say im going to go see a the envelope sanitizing bit was hilarious btw. Show. Well, thank you. And 35 years later, i have never sorry to have caused any been to a show. I get stuck at the black jack table or the roulette wheel. Consternation. You, i bet you have had some what was the best time you doing an awards show, where all had in vegas, anything pop in the winners were at home, was a your mind . Strange experience. Oh, i had the patriots one year, when seattle ran that it was probably the first time stupid pass from the one yard in history that someone won an line instead of giving the ball emmy, and then, ten minutes later put a load of laundry in the dryer. But we did learn a lot from seeing the winners at home. For instance jimmy Jeremy Strong has been haunting a sears portrait studio. We saw julia garner from to marshawn lynch, its the best ozark, almost forget to thank her husband, even though he was place to watch a super bowl. Six inches away in a silk bathrobe. So, that is probably what i thought was over for me, and the guy called that awful play and we learned where the cast of Schitts Creek eats dinner before their very polite sex threw the interception at the parties. One yard line. That was probably my favorite trip to vegas. Jimmy we learned that the winner of best director lives in a room at the marriott. Really . Why . Did you have money on the and we learned that the only person patriots . I had money on the patriots. Sociallydistancing in zendayas you did . House, was zendaya. We also raised 2. 8 million, to thats all football is good for is betting. Support no kid hungry. Have you ever called pete carol to thank him for that so it was a big positive call . Overall. I have not. The weekend itself, got off to a you know, but jimmy, football is very dark start. My favorite sport, you have to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader be a real man to play the sport. Ginsburg passed away friday. You have to have the courage to and the host of celebrity play the sport. But every sunday im in front of the television with my bookie. Apprentice wants to be the one to replace her. Can you say your bookies in an absolute, typhoon of hypocrisy, republicans who 293 days before the end of obamas name, just the first name . Term said it was too late to nominate a new justice. Oh, no, no, they got they now want to confirm one before will track people down. You cant do that, jimmy, on an election that is 43 Days National television, man. Away. Im not trying to get anybody busted. Are you in the bubble right trump is expected to announce his pick on friday or saturday, and hes doing a surprising amount of research into who that now, charles . I know you are not in orlando, are you like staying home, not going anywhere, following the pick should be. Rules . Yeah, it sucks, jimmy, i will would you rather have a woman, or the Supreme Court, be so glad when the playoffs are over, man. Its been hell, i have been yes, woman . Stuck in the atlanta bubble for yes . Tom tillis says yes. So would you rather have a two months now. And my life sucks right now. Woman, or would you rather have i will be so glad when the next two weeks are over. Its been awful. A man on the Supreme Court . Now, when he was playing kobe bryant said that he loved okay, what about a squirrel . Playing away games because he who would like a squirrel on the fed off of the negative energy from the opposing crowd, does you feel the same way . There was only a couple of people that were jackasses to me really. And first of all, kobe should number one, rest in peace to one Supreme Court . Of the greatest to ever do it. Now were doing Supreme Court justice gender reveals. Trump says hes leaning towards yes. Choosing a female judge. But listen, you know, when they booing you on the road, its a sign of respect and and pay special attention to his admiration because they dont boo the other guys on the team hands here, as he says it smsh were to if somebody were to who cant play, they only boo ask me now, i would say that a the stars. So if they are booing you as a woman would be in first place. Star, you should take that as a yes. Jimmy who does that . His mouth is always lying, but real badge of courage. Because, hey, they dont boo the his little hands tell the truth. Look at this. Guys on the bench. They only boo the stars. This was from one of those covid so, thats actually a great Task Force Briefings he used to compliment. Theres a famous heckler, the do. The professionals did the models, i was never involved in a model, but at least this kind guys name was robin something, you know who im talking about . Yeah, robin ficker, he was of a model. He hears himself saying model actually, i had a lot of respect and he goes oooh. For him. The only donald trump could get because he never cursed, and he horny talking about the knew everything about every coronavirus. The woman who is considered to be the early frontrunner for the player. Nomination is from new orleans, and i had made the mistake, not a mistake, but i had made a and she seems like an mistake of writing a couple of books when i played, and he interesting choice. I am not antifa, im not a sex slave that wears masks. Stand back there saying, you can Charles Barkley said on page 72, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the whole bench is laughing. The coach is laughing. He was really, he was really funny. Im not in to bondage maam this is a pta meeting. He was a good heckler, im not i dont know what that has to do going to lie. With anything. I have to say, while i was on vacation, i enjoyed not keeping up with the minute by minute is it true that you flew him to phoenix for the purpose to lunacy coming out of the white house every day. Have him heckle Michael Jordan . Well, two things, number one, no. But i kept a little tally. No, okay. This is just some of what he did during my summer vacation. June 17 the president claims he but secondly, if you know made juneteenth famous. June 18 said he planned to give Michael Jordan, you dont want to piss him off. Yeah, you dont want to piss kim jong un a cd of rocketman. June 20 told administration to michael off. Slow down virus testing. Accused obama of treason. Claimed we have hydrosonic i used to tell our fans, shh, missiles called super dupers. Okay with russian bounties on shh, dont upset this guy, he doesnt need any more american soldiers. Retweets supporter shouting white power motivation. Hosts 4th of july party no masks. Your first nba team, the attacks nascar for banning sixers honored you with a statue. Im curious if you get any say in what the statue looks like . Confederate flag. Well, i have been very july 9 commutes roger stone fortunate to get two statues, sentence, considered selling puerto rico. One with the sixers and one with my college at auburn. July 10 claims he aced dementia test. Claims obama played more golf than him. July 14 niece says he paid i say make it skinny. Thats all i got to say, make it someone to take his sats. July 15 endorses beans. July 28 retweets doctor who believes in demons. July 31 threatens to ban skinny. Tiktok. Is that the right thing to august 4 calls yosemite yosemite. Do . I was getting a statue, i would august 6 calls thailand say make it as fat as possible thighland. August 8 aide asks about adding so when people see me in real trump to mt. Rushmore. August 13 sabotages the postal life, they say, oh, he looks great. Service. Promotes virus cure from no, at the time they did the mypillow guy. August 18 girl scouts announce statues i was skinny. Im only fat now. I used to be skinny. New french toastinspired cookie. I cant help it that im fat now, father time is taking its august 22 ordered to pay stormy toll on me. Is it true that moses malone daniels legal fees. Used to get on you about your august 23 tweets, happy sunday weight and he used to monitor we want god what you were eating . Augus 31 compares police you know, he is the most important in my basketball shootings to missed golf putts. September 2 encourages career. Supporters to vote twice. I went to him one day, because i we learn he called fallen was not getting to play, and i american soldiers losers and said, moses, why am i not suckers. Confirmed by fox news reporter. Getting to play . September 4 attacks the fox he said you fat and you lazy. News reporter. Im like, what, what do you okay with putin poisoning opponent. September 8 former lawyer says mean . He said, you are fat and lazy. He went to a Golden Shower sex and this guy who is one of the club. Best ever, took me under his wing, jimmy and he made me lose september 15 falsely denies 50 pounds, and made me a great downplaying virus, falsely claims he supports coverage for player. But a couple of times, we lived preexisting conditions, and in the same building. Uhhuh. That he rebuilt the military, and that he opposed the iraq war. He had told the security claims virus will go away because well develop a herd people, any time i order pizza to call him. Mentality. So like on two or three september 16 kanye pees on a different occasions, i ordered grammy. Pizza and the next thing i know im getting all excited for my september 20 retweets pizza and theres a big old appreciation that fartingsound 610 guy knocking on the door is trending. With my pizza in his hand and he is already eating it. So that was not a lot of fun for and tells a crowd in north me. Very considerate of moses to carolina that joe biden injects eat your pizza. Performance enhancing drugs in are you still hitting the the jimmy, thank you, jimmy, great job. Krispykreme doughnuts in atlanta . Oh, yeah, im telling you jimmy and here we are today, back to work. Jimmy, when you drive by the sign and it says hot, your car today, by the way, is just goes there, man. International peace day. It should be illegal. And how better to celebrate, it should be illegal. Than with a nobel prize edition hey, i try to avoid it, if for some reason, i think every time i go there, the hot sign is of drunk donald trump . I got the Nobel Peace Prize nomination, a peace prize nobel on, and i cannot resist the hot nomination. Sign. We will be right back with Charles Barkley. They are wearing mega masks. Stick around. Dynanana, nana, nana, eh jimmy and one more thing. While i was off, finding myself light it u dining through and exploring my body, a number of very talented people, filled cause, ahah, shining through the city with a little funk and soul in for me as host of this show, which i appreciate greatly. Many of them had never hosted a ima light it up like dynamite, whoa show before, but they did it. They delivered monologues, interviewed guests. They put in a lot of work, so hey allergy muddlers. Achoo that i could get two flat tires. Do your sneezes turn heads . Try zyrtec. On a winnebago with my family. And not only did they host the. 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Had this book is such a fun who dont need to travel to find something new. Idea. Who know where to escape, i hope some day you learn how to even just for a moment. Read it. Who dont need a fortune to find a gem. Thanks for letting me guest host, it was so fun. And let me be clear i only did it for fun. Ve e stopisve. Less, discover. Even just for a moment. I have so much will and grace at t. J. Maxx, marshalls, and homegoods. Money i never have to work again. Do not air this, it probably sounds tone deaf. Love you, sean. Dear james cordon. Thank you. I love doing your top ten. Dearest jimmy, i left soup warming for you on the stove, although im writing it in july, if you eat it, you will die, from one icon to another, just wanted to say, thanks for having me. Billy. This is a dream come true, not a good dream. One of the dreams you have after taking ecstasy. Thank you again for paying me in cash, you are paying in cash, right . We had a deal. Dont punk out on me now. So much fun staying here and hosting. Could we get some nicer pillows. To put on me about having hiv ats for sure. I thought you were i am hosting a show in my name is zach and im on biktarvy. Hollywood while you are out fishing in the country, what biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment. Kind of freaky friday is this . Per your request, i did not. Pill, biktarvy fights hiv. To help you get to and stay undetectable. Thats when the amount of virus is so low it cannot be measured by a lab test. Serious side effects can occur, touch your 15 foot poster of including kidney problems and kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects rkelly. Include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Making me do your job, an then sign d its a real White Privilege do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Jimmy, had a great time, the tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. White house reached out and. Or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. Informed me, it was the biggest if you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy Television Audience of all time. Without talking to your doctor. Sincerely common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, sara cooper. Thank you for the bravery you and headache. Have shown by allowing two if youe vingn side effects werewith hiv. Sea,. Keep loving who you are. Mexicans to be on your show at anou. Once. Dear jimmy, i know you are not going to read this, so, i will just write gibberish, pizza, robot, tuxedo donkey fart. Jimmy, i left you a surprise, wink. In the cabinet, wink. The reason im winking is because the surprise, wink, is marijuana. Its good too. You going to be high tonight. Dear, jimmy glad you had time to rest are, and i hope your breast reduction surgery went well. Love. Dearest jimmy, you told me i was the only one hosting this show. For all of these other people in the book. Jimmy, hope you had a nice relaxing summer and got a well deserved chance to reach out and find yourself. Get back to work, you lazy love sam. Thanks to each and every one of our guest hosts this summer. Tonight on the show, we have music from the chicks, and well be right back with Charles Barkley. Yeah. Ive been looking but i just need someone ill bet every dime i got on in the world on the lakers this series. Guaranteed. To tell me what a good price is. I will go and get, seriously, just use autotrader, im not even joking. Its the only one with kelley blue book. I will take, i will bet, tells you if the price is good. Whatever. Any amount of money, im taking the lakers. Hey, how is she doing that with the door . You dont need michael malone, im with you, chuck. What is she some sort of goddess . He is acting like we care who wins. Athena . Persephone . Hera . Dionysus . No, im claire everyone picked the clippers beat them. I picked them to beat the jazz, is that one . No clue. Agh but everyone picked them to lose to the clippers. If they want motivation, im guaranteeing the lakers going to kick they ass. Is someone trying to steal your butterfinger . We are back with Charles Barkley, who is in atlanta, who call the bfi. Woah. Im going in. Is standing by, and charles, is mike malone your bookie, did we no one lays a finger discover the identity of the on your butterfinger. Mysterious bookie . Hey, you know, mike malone has done a terrific job with the being able to order stuff online young nuggets, what they accomplished coming back from it helps out a lot. We get to use that time 31 in the first series is that we would be at the grocery store. That time is priceless. Incredible. These guys act like we care who going to win. Like we get paid to pick a team. I never care whos going to win. Never . But can never. I was drowning in credit card debt. Sofi helped me pay off twentythree thousand dollars never going care who is going to of credit card debt. Win. They helped me consolidate all of that you know i just want it to be into one low monthly payment. Over so i can go fishing with you. They make you feel like listen even, do you have any friends its an honor for them to help you out. On any of the teams . I went from sleepless nights to getting my money right. You have a particular liking for so thank you. That you want them to win or it doesnt matter . No, im too old for these guys. Have your attention. [sound fx bing] pull up a seat begin the lesson most of these guys, hey, most of these guys were not even born when i was playing. Ba da bum, lets go wow. So they think, they think im the guy on tv. Mmm, sorry they dont even realize i i got that, actually played back in the day. You got that, if lebron wins with a third we got that boom team, does he deserve to be spoken about in the same breath as Michael Jordan . Well, i have said this, if they win a championship, i might put him with kobe bryant, in my opinion, lebron is a great, great player and a great, great man. I got him one slip behind kobe bryant, i do. Now, if he wins this year. I might put him on the same level with kobe. But until he wins another championship, in my opinion, he has not passed kobe bryant. But because of all the bubble and all the stuff thats happened this year, this will be a great accomplishment, so i might flip flop him and kobe. Wow, you think this year will we got that new school year, whatever that means be a greater accomplishment than from the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar winning a typical regular season title . Whatever this year looks like, yeah, you know, first of all, get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. All these parents out here been at home with they bad ass kids for the last three or four leggo a big mac pickles please. Months. There you go. 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Theyre back with a new name and their first album in 14 years. Its called gaslighter. Say hello to natalie maines, Emily Strayer and martie maguire, aka the chicks. Hello, ladies. Hi. Hi. How are you . Good. We are great, how are you . Very good to see you. Im doing well. Is it is that cigarette real . No, its not real. [ laughter ] its a pretend disney cigarette, yes. How is everything going . You know, i heard Charles Barkley is a fan of your band. Well, you should have asked me, i mean, our memory he seems to be a fan. We played a show in, i guess it was arizona right . He doesnt go to shows, usually, he stays in in the casino the whole time. This is big. We are proving, that is big news. We were doing a stadium tour, i think with the eagles and we opened for the eagles and we played the whole show, and i am watching im doing the show watching this man on the front row, knowing every word. So in to it and we got off stage and i was like, did you, emily, did you see who was right in front of you . Charles barkley. And he knew every word. Wow. Thats pretty great. And you didnt talk to him back stage . He didnt come back stage. Y change your name and the dixie chicks, it was a good name, but the chicks is a great band name. I like it. Its true. Its a strong name fumpt had come out as the chicks, that would have been a great start just to begin with. We should have. We should have done that. We should have done that. Well, you cant really go back in time. If only you had been there to tell us. Your new album is produced by jack antinoff, which is interesting to me, because typically he produces pop music, his own bands and he has worked with taylor swift and a few other artists, i think, saint vincent, how did you wind up with jack . So, i met jack, jimmy, at howards birthday party. At Howard Sterns birthday. Oh, yeah, yeah, jack was there. Wow. So his table was near mine, and he said, hey, do you want to i was in a studio space right by my apartment and he said, hey, do you want to come to the studio tomorrow and we can write and work on something and i didnt really want to do that, but i wanted to see how he worked and how he the does his thing. So i went it was great. And i did sing a song on a bleachers album. But yeah, when we started this album, we thought we were going to write and be produced bay lot of different producers. And we started that way, but by the fourth meeting, our meeting was with jack and i told marti and emily, you guys are going to love him. And we tend to did you love him . He was like a little brother. Like just this energy that you realize that you need after 14 years. We needed some of that energy. And he plays everything under the sun. And to have a musician in the studio like that and to be able to try new things, we are coming from a place of we dont know what we want to do right now, its been so long. We wanted to be us, but we want to you want to evolve, right. First person to explore with. And your clothes are falling off as we speak. Im sorry. Thats what jack does to her had. I am wearing nice overalls for you. You sent a video, before i show the video, which which i very much want to do. Give us a set up for this video. First of all, we are too old, anything that you can dig up from the past, we will hand it to you on a silver platter. You did hand it to us, yes. We, back in the early 90s, we would take corporate gigs and this was our First Corporate gig with natalie, and we got paid a lot of money. Like maybe a few hundred dollars. Uhhuh. To go to florida and stay in the Fanciest Hotel that we have ever stayed in, the only catch was, we were playing a quaker steak convention, and we had to wear what they wanted us to wear, and sing quaker state lyrics to songs. And now we have the video. M about getting their brand on this territory, they are getting women in the outfit. No branding new sales. Together. They are branding new sales they are branding new sales. Well, you have come a long way, this is the new album. What song are you going to play for us tonight . Sleep at night. All right, gaslighter not going to be as good as that performance, we tried. We will be right back. Thank you, ladies. The jimmy kimmel Concert Series is brought to you by act 6 in the tubbs fire. The flames, the ash, it was terrifying. Thousands of family homes are destroyed in wildfires. And higher property taxes are a huge problem. Prop 19 limits taxes o ldreic ho a x penalty. Nineteen will help rebuild lives. Vote yes on 19. All californians will be able to vote safely from home. Every active, registered voter will receive a votebymail ballot with a unique barcode. You can track it using wheres my ballot . And youll receive automatic notifications by text, email or voice call to let you know the status of your ballot once you mail it, drop it off at your polling place or at a drop box. Vote by mail ballots. Simple, safe, secure. Counted. Learn more at vote. Ca. Gov the jimmy kimmel Concert Series is brought to you by act 6 jimmy id like to thank Charles Barkley. Jimmy id like to thank Charles Barkley. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, their album is called gaslighter. Here with the song sleep at night, the chicks not that you asked but im getting past everythg everything im doing okay just glad its not yesterday huh my husbands girlfriends husband just called me up how messed up is that its so insane that i have to laugh but then i think about our two boys trying to become men theres nothing funny about that how do you sleep at night how do you tell those lies lookin me in the eye livin a double life tell me how do you sleep at night how do you sleep at night youre only as sick as your secrets so im telling everything half of the you wont believe but i know its not unique to me remember you brought her to our show at the Hollywood Bowl she said i love you im such a fan i joked that you can love me as long as you dont love my man theres nothin funny about that how do you sleep at night how do you tell those lies lookin me in the eye livin a double life tell me how do you sleep at night how do you sleep at night so caught up in your story you dont care what youre ruining so caught up in your story but you dont care how do you sleep at night how do you tell those lies lookin me in the eye livin a double life tell me how do you sleep at night how do you sleep at night oh oh how do you tell those lies how do you tell those lies livin a double life tell me how do you sleep at night how do you sleep at night ight this is nightline, tonight the president s condition. 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