Of course, im here in los angeles, where this weekend ill be participating in that classic summertime activity mitigating risk. Its a confusing time here in hollywood. Tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the ageold question, is it possible to entertain americans without giving a communicable respiratory disease to ken jeong . But im very excited to be hosting these next few nights. We have some truly incredible guests coming on and one that i cannot stand. But ive always wanted to host a latenight talk show so someday i hope to. Because this is not a late night talk show. This is like hosting the worlds saddest makeup tutorial. And now lets put a comedic spin on some devastating news. As you may know, wearing face masks that help prevent covid19 has weirdly become some kind of political issue. Angry americans have been sending Death Threats to Health Officials whove been advocating for mask requirements. Which i think is such a waste of time. Youre already not wearing a mask in the middle of a pandemic, we know you want to kill us we knew that back when you kept wearing guns to chipotle. America, what are we doing . Americans werent even able to take the virus seriously as a Public Health threat for as long as they took james franco seriously as a short story writer. Look, i get it. I do. Youre over it. Quarantine is hard. I live alone and im a little sick of people telling me not to socialize. I mean, easy for you to say, you have a husband and kids. Ive been sitting at home alone for four months watching the Jeffrey Epstein doc on netflix and saying how did that we let that happen . To my broom. And i, like everyone, spent this past weekend watching hamilton on disney plus. Of course, this being disney, hamilton now has a new sidekick, a plucky animated turtle voiced by mindy kaling. Yes, hamilton, the show that caused your aunt to say look at the legs on Thomas Jefferson. Now, hamilton did receive some criticism this week from critics who say the show ignores the fact that hamilton and Thomas Jefferson were slaveowners. Which is fair. But if you want to talk about a lack of historical accuracy in streaming films, you should know there is not a single mention of the Gay Rights Movement in scoob. But i highly recommend watching hamilton on disney plus. I saw hamilton on broadway years ago and watching it on tv had all the magic of the broadway show with none of the discomfort i experienced realizing i somehow ended up in the same row but with really nothing to say to tobey maguire. And in some other big disney news, beyonce announced that on july 31st shes releasing the vaccine. Oh, no im sorry, shes releasing a visual album on disney plus inspired by the lion king. I played timon in the lion king with beyonce last year. And im excited to announce that disney is now doing a spinoff of the lion king about timon and, im telling you, if you liked black panther, you will love gay meerkat. Yes, that is a picture of timon holding a sign saying stone wall was a riot. I would like to use tonights monologue to share some big personal news. After years of considering it, i have finally joined cameo. If youre not familiar cameo is an app where people can make their favorite depressed celebrities say whatever they want. And this pandemic has made me just sad enough to join. So if youre a fan of mine and youd like a greeting from me for you or a friend for any occasion, come find me on cameo. I recorded my first cameo videos for fans this week and i thought id give you a look. Check it out. Hey, sara, its Billy Eichner. This is my first cameo many your friend jen told me to tell you happy birthday, and shes thinking about you, and she really wishes she could be with you this weekend. And she wanted me to tell you that, as a white person, you have implicit bias, because your parents are racist and your grand parents are racist and you are inherently racist. So, have the best weekend, and you really need to work on yourself this summer. Okay, happy birthday, sara, even though you havent really earned it. Gwen, its Billy Eichner. Your buddy dan wanted me to tell you congratulations on your promotion. Thats awesome. And he wanted me to say that you really deserve this, and youve worked really hard for it, and he wanted me to tell you that you have to start wearing a mask when you go outside. Can i ask you something, gwen . What the hell is wrong with you . Were living through a plague, gwen. Are you living under a rock . Do you think i woke up thinking i hope i get to walk by gwen so i can breathe in your disgusting droplets . You selfish pig. You are a selfish pig. Thats what dan says. Hi, seth. Moss mazel tov on your bar mitzvah. I just wanted to say congratulations, and i heard the theme of your bar mizva party is defund the police. Its apparently the academy awards. You know what, seth, maybe you should tell your parents to take the 50,000 theyre spending on Birthday Party on you, a child, whos accomplished nothing, and use it to play a little party game i like to call reparations. Anyway, mazel tov, sethy. We all love you. And there you go, my first cameos. So if you want your own personalized video message from me it will only cost you 700, which is money you could be donating to more important places but if youd rather be a sociopath, download cameo today. Weve got a good show for you tonight. U. S. Senate candidate Jaime Harrison is here and well be right back with amy schumer. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by dicks sporting goods. Day trips are better than daydreams. Alexa, lock the front door. Alexa locking. Experience the joy of a bigger world, in a highlyconnected lexus hybrid. 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My next guest has a new docuseries exceptionally funny person and the subject of a new docuseries that follows her dealing with a difficult pregnancy while embarking on a massive Cross Country standup tour. Chris fisher, chris is the sweetest guy in the world. Youve been taking care of me every day. Making a better Peanut Butter and banana sandwich. Youre the best husband in the world, and i love you. I know im probably going to be mean to you tomorrow. Expecting amy premieres tomorrow on hbo max. Please welcome amy schumer. How are you, amy . Ooh shes so great. Billy sorry, theres no studio audience. No. This is better. Its really nice to see you, you know . Billy you, too. Youve been getting us through this pandemic. Weve been watching belly illy e streets reruns, and its been such a joy. Billy oh, my god. That is so sweet of you. Lets get to you. I love you. Billy its a night about you. I have to say congratulations all day long. I have been reading rave reviews about this docuseries. I got to see some of it myself. You are, youve always been incredibly honest, brutally honest in a hilarious way, but in this docuseries, you are so open, so raw, physically, emotionally, and i want to know, now that its getting released into the world, how are you feeling . Are you nervous about people seeing all of this . I actually, thanks for saying that. I actually wasnt nervous, and now hearing you say all of that stuff now, now i am. Now im nervous. Billy well, good. No, i mean, yeah. Its like really personal, and it has been getting nice reviews, and i didnt think about, i didnt think about it getting reviews. Billy you didnt think of anyone but you and your pregnancy. Exactly. Its so personal. My family, it couldnt be any more personal, but yeah, i mean, we lucked out, except of course my hometown newspaper, news day was like she pukes too much. Thank you. My mom can take the paper, you know. Billy news day is the long island paper. I wouldnt say news day is known for their arts criticism. I know, i know. Billy but shout out to the one who used to the movie reviews. One thing ive always envied about you, i think because of things like billy on the street people think in real life im loud and outrageous, but im actually kind of shy and starstruck. Youre a little bit of an introvert. Billy what was that . I think of you as an introvert. Billy its true. If i meet people in person, i getner neurotic, and then i lon your page, and youre like, im dilating. Thats really funny. Billy in the documentary, you manage to be funny even while youre throwing up. And you do throw up a lot. Funny while throwing up, thats not something even betty white could do. Oh, my god. I cant believe that. You would never say that to her face. Billy i wouldnt, i wouldnt. How did you, that balance must have been very tricky. Were you focussed on being funny even while you were so sick . Well, i think like, i mean, i dont know about you, but for me, like, i had really rough, like sad parts of my childhood. Billy mmhm. Was the middle child and felt like i had to keep everyone going, so when i am in the most duress is probably when i turn it on the most. Billy right. Because i dont feel like i am okay or everyone around me is okay, so thats when we like, are like, everythings still okay, you know. Were really not, like, actually tyi dying inside. Billy i get that. Everyone needs to check out this docuseries. I know you also have a new partnership youre working on. Yeah. Billy what is that . Tell us about that. Well, speaking of blood, i did, i partnered up with tampax. We both are really interested in taking the shame out of women and their bodies and, you know. Because ultimately, we get our periods so we can then hopefully have children and keep the population going. So it felt like a very natural progression for us to work together. Billy yes. And i love that idea. Its a great partnership. Abbott and costello, nickels and may, amy schumer and tampax. It was only a matter of time, right . And i love your next guest, Jaime Harrison. I mean, lets unseat Lindsey Graham, honey billy you can say that. Im not allowed to make any endorsements, but im very, very excited to talk to Jaime Harrison. Amy schumer, everyone check out all three part of the documentary, expecting amy, available tomorrow. Thank you so much and we all look forward to watching the docuseries. Well be right back with u. S. Senatorial candidate, Jaime Harrison. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by tampax. For worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick together, we make the sunshine brighter, we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. Is all about protecting one thing the fun anywhere under the sun fun. Sidewalk fun longlasting fun poolside fun. Banana boat sunscreen lasts as long as the fun does. Im szasz. [norm] and we live in columbia, missouri. We do consulting, but we also write. [szasz] we take care of ourselves constantly; its important. We walk three to five times a week, a couple miles at a time. Weve both been taking prevagen for a little more than 11 years now. After about 30 days of taking it, we noticed clarity that we didnt notice before. Its still helping me. I still notice a difference. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. Welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, im Billy Eichner. My next guest is hoping to send Lindsey Graham off into a very unhappy retirement. At shady pines. Please welcome the democratic candidate for u. S. Senator from the great state of South Carolina, Jaime Harrison. How were you jaime . Im great, billy. Thank you so much for having me, congratulations on your virtual hosting. Billy virtual hosting. Thats a good way of putting t i have to say congratulations to you. Last night i saw that your Campaign Just raised a staggering 13. 9 million. Which is not exactly grammar frazier money, but its impressive. The polls have you virtually tied with Lindsey Graham, and at the same time, South Carolina hasnt elected a democrat to the senate senince what made you say im the guy who can beat Lindsey Graham . When i first got into this race and i told people im going to run for United States senate, they said thats great, jaime and turned around and chuckled. Because many people didnt take me seriously, but, you know, others, folks said that, you know, you cant win. You cant win against a guy whos been there for 25 years, a guy who flies around on air force one and golfs with the president of the United States. But this is the thing. All my life, ive beaten the odds, you know. I grew up in a small, rural town. My mom was a teenager when she had me. My grand parents helped raise me. They at a they didnt have much education. In every step of my life, people said you cant do this. You cant go to college, i went to yale. You cant get a degree, i got one in georgetown. You cant be the chair of the democratic party, and now i was the first black chair. And now folks are telling me, jai jaime, you cant beat Lindsey Graham. This quarter, we doubled, almost doubled what we raised. Because were going to beat him. Were going to close the chapter on what i call the old south which lindsey is a relic of. Were going to start a new south, thats bold, inclusive and tdiverse. I feel the energy on the ground with people who are fed up with Lindsey Graham and the rubber stampings hes been doing. Billy its so impressive. One thing i found fascinating that you said about lindsey. I think the quote is, lindseys too into being lindsey. What did you mean by that . Well, hes totally focussed on his own political power and political relevance. Hes not focussed on the people of South Carolina. Hey, billy, when you think about it, this is a man who hasnt ton done an in person live town hall. This is a state where 38 of our Rural Communities have no access to broadband wifi. That means you cant get on the internet. Right now, a report came out that said 17,000 kids have not been in contact with their School Systems since march. Were in a place where 14 of our 46 counties had no obgyns. And so theres so much need here. But we have a senator who cares more about his tee times with the president or flying on air force one or some fancy dinner instead of coming here and rolling up his sleeves to do the work of the people of South Carolina. And its just of billy i heard an interview on the New York Times podcast last year, and they shade aid t how could you be so opposed to trump before he won and now be one of his closest supporters, and he just said, its because i like to stay relevant. He used that word. Yes. Billy and i thought, relevant . Thats not something a politician describes themselves as being relevant is what a pop star worries about. Relevant is what Megan Trainor worries about or kylie jenner. Thats not something that a politician should be thinking about, know what i mean . Its a sad statement, because relevance for me is making sure that all the kids that grew up the way that i did, poor and having all these barriers in front of them can live the american dream. Thats what we want. Thats what we need. And lindseys not doing that. If we, we just need somebody who will fight for us and not fight against us. And thats why were building this movement, a grass roots movement, to change South Carolina, bring hope back to our state, and, as i always tell folks, you want to be a part of it, go to Jaime Harrison. Com. Things are going to change. And were going to see it in this election. Billy jaimeharrison. Com is one of my favorite, along with entertainmenttonight. Com. Those are my two favorites. I wish we could talk forever. I hope i get to see you down the road. Im going to send you, these are the Linds