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Bunny lives. I was like, i dont know. The sewer . This is good. This is what the easter bunny was up to in new jersey yesterday. [ siren ] whoa oh, no. Code red jimmy sorry, kids. Everything you believe is a lie. It looks like the president has another enemy inside his administration. And unfortunately, that enemy is dr. Anthony fauci. Dr. Fauci was on cnn with jake tapper yesterday. Jake asked him if casualties could have been prevented had the social distancing and stay at home orders been put in place sooner. And the answer was not exactly what trump wants to hear his people saying. I mean, obviously, you could logically say that if you had a process that was ongoing and you started mitigation earlier you could have saved lives. Obviously, no one is going to deny that. Jimmy well, the president is. The president is definitely going to deny that. Trump was obviously not pleased. He retweeted a post that included the hashtag time to fire fauci. Every time someone tells the truth he gets mad. Is that a good sign . This tweet was written by a woman who is the author of a dating guide called making love great again, which sounds like a text trump would send his doctor after getting his cialis prescription refilled. Making love great again. A spokesperson for the white house said the Media Chatter is ridiculous and that trump is not firing dr. Fauci. So he is definitely firing dr. Fauci. If dr. Fauci wants to keep his job, hed better find a way to blame this virus on hunter biden and quick. Maybe it wouldnt be so bad, though, if trump fired fauci. I for one might enjoy seeing daily updates from dr. Joseph exotic. On march 24th, which was less than three weeks ago, the president said he expected the country to be back up and running by easter. But heres the thing. He didnt say which easter. Maybe he meant next year or the year after that. Trump has no idea when the country will be open for business again, but that doesnt stop reporters from continually asking when the country will be open again. I want to get it open as soon as we can. We have to get our country open, jeff. Can you say what metrics you will use to make that decision . The metrics right here. Thats my metrics. Jimmy his tanning bronzer is his metrics . If my face is orange, the country will stay closed. But if we see it shift to tangerine, game on. And while it would undoubtedly be dangerous to let people go back to work prematurely, the president seems convinced were going to die either way. I just want to say that you know, you talked about couldnt it lead to death. Meaning you open up could lead to death. Youre right. But you know what . Staying at home leads to death also. Jimmy maybe youve seen the movie a nightmare on elm street . Freddie gets a hold of you, youre right in bed, youre done. Meanwhile, in the effort to end the era of trump, senator Bernie Sanders today officially endorsed joe biden in a joint livestream. And thats a very powerful message for the country. If two 80yearold men can successfully log into a zoom meeting, anything is possible. Sanders said while he and biden have real differences and theyre not going to paper over them, they need that paper for the bathroom, he will do everything he can to help joe win the election. Im asking every democrat, im asking every independent, im asking a lot of republicans, to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy. I endorse. All right, chuck, thank you very much. Jimmy chuck . Oh, no. Well, now all the democrats have to do between now and november is keep joe biden in a mylar bag like they do with vintage comic books. Schools have been closed for a month now and a lot of students are finishing the year online, which means a lot of parents are suddenly in the 7th and 8th grade again. Every parent i know is complaining about having to do algebra, geometry, social studies, all those things we bsed our way through the first time around are back to bite us on the home school ass. But fortunately, help is here. Our very own guillermo is very good at this sort of thing. Not too many people know, guillermo scored a perfect 1600 on his s. A. T. So grab your children because here he is now, your tv tutor. Its time for homework corner. Guillermo hello and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is a car travels at 65 miles per hour. How far it will travel in 90 minutes . Okay. So i think a car travel at 60 miles an okay. You get 65 miles and 90 minutes. Okay. Well, i think you should not be driving right now because of the coronavirus. So stay home. Jimmy thats right. Who can argue with that . Weve got a good show for you tonight. Were going to meet a healthcare hero from new orleans and well be right back with this gentleman. Thats right. The inexplicably sexy jack black will be with us when we return. From his house dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. Allstate. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. My son, he did say that you were the safe option. And thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. So get allstate. Stop bossing. Where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . [tina] youre an old lady. Until i found out what itst it actually was. Ed me. Dust mite droppings eeeeeww dead skin cells gross so now, i grab my swiffer sweeper and heavyduty dusters. Duster extends to three feet to get all that gross stuff gotcha and for that nasty dust on my floors, my sweepers on it. The textured cloths grab and hold dirt and hair no matter where dust bunnies hide. No more heebie jeebies. Phew. Glad i stopped cleaning and started swiffering. I do motivational speakingld. In addition to the substitute teaching. I honestly feel that thats my calling to give back to younger people. I think most adults will start realizing that they dont recall things as quickly as they used to or they dont remember things as vividly as they once did. Ive been taking prevagen for about three years now. People say to me periodically, man, youve got a memory like an elephant. Its really, really helped me tremendously. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. Nissan has been with you through thick and thin. And now is no different. Were offering Payment Options for current owners and our Service Departments are here to help. And for future owners, were offering no payments for 90 days on 14 models. This is help when you need it. There are times when our need to connect really matters. To keep customers and employees in the know. To keep business moving. Comcast business is prepared for times like these. Powered by the nations largest gigspeed network. To help give you the speed, reliability, and security you need. Tools to manage your business from any device, anywhere. And a team of experts here for you 24 7. Weve always believed in the power of working together. Thats why, when every connection counts. You can count on us. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Tonight, we will salute our healthcare hero of the week. She is a nurse from new orleans who is on the frontline fighting covid19. Tomorrow night George Stephanopoulos will join us from his covid quarantine. He announced today that he has the coronavirus. I think we might check in on my aunt chippy tomorrow. And later this week, well hook up with Jason Bateman and seth rogen too. So please join us for that. Our guest tonight is a supremely talented actor and singer. He is on loan from the devil very own housef rock, please say hello to jack black. Hi, jack. Jimmy jimmy you look good. How are you doing . Im doing well. Yeah. I got my best shirt on for you. I dont usually dress up. It doesnt feel right without a big Jimmy Kimmel Live entrance. Do you mind if i start over . Do an entrance . Jimmy yeah, id be happy to do that. You do have the best entrances maybe of any guest ever. So what do you want me to do . Do you have the band . Can the band play some music for me if i enter . Jimmy yes. Well, well get some music going for you. Sure. All right. Okay. All right. I guess i should introduce him again. Our guest tonight is a talented actor and singer whos down the hall at his house. Joining us from castle black, please welcome jack black yeah ah yeah jimmy jimmy still the king. Oh, sorry. Jimmy theres more . I got some wires crisscrossed. Jimmy i hope that was one of your sons. Either that or there are random children wandering around your house. That was my boy tommy. Getting in on the act. He was shooting off a nerf megablaster. Jimmy jack, when i was a kid growing up in brooklyn, there was a kid named tommy black who lived around the block and he used to beat me up every single time he saw me. Thats true. No kidding. Wow. You had a little flashback . Jimmy yeah. Tommy black and eddie fahey. You dont have an eddie fahey living there, do you . No eddie fahey. But let me say eddie, tommy, the ones who terrorized jimmy, turn over a new leaf. If you havent already. Im sure you have. Jimmy jack, i very much, as many people did, enjoyed the video you made for tik tok. That dance really i think set the planet on fire. In a good way. You know, honestly, i feel like thats the one thing i can do to contribute during this tough time. If i can im still out of breath from that sexy dance. But i feel like if i can bring some smiles during these tough times that is in its own little way a contribution. Thats our job, jimmy weve got to try to keep the giggles coming. Jimmy you know, you are this generations sammy davis jr. In so many ways. Youre a real showman. Thats the highest compliment you can pay me. You didnt know this about me but im a huge sammy davis jr. Fan. Named my first boy sammy. Jimmy because of sammy davis jr. . Yeah. He is the ultimate triple threat showman of the century. Sammy davis jr. Thank you, man. Jimmy first concert i ever went to, sammy davis jr. No kidding was it in vegas . Jimmy in las vegas. I was 14 years old. Yeah. Wow. Were really getting out a lot of old memories. Make a groovy lemon pie hey, jack, are you helping your sons, sammy and tommy, with their homework . Are they doing the home schooling . You know i am. And all you parents out there know what were talking about. The home schooling. You want to keep them up on their reading, writing, arithmetic. And i was never very good with my studies in school. I got a lot of sleeping done when i was in class. But were doing our best here. I built my boy a computer desk so that he could do his online schooling. Jimmy really . And that was a challenge. Yeah. Usually i think a normal person would have been able to do that in about 25 minutes but it took me about three days. Jimmy did you build it or did you assemble it . Well, i mean, its like a lego set, you follow the directions. I assembled it. But i mean i used a screwdriver. There were nuts and bolts involved. Jimmy was there a saw involved . Because thats a whole different category. There was no sawing. Okay . Jimmy all right. How easy it should have been. But i got it done. Thats all that matters. I got it done. Jimmy jack, i heard you have three tortoises living in the house. Were talking big tortoises or what . Yeah. Weve got three desert tortoises living in our house. This is our Animal Kingdom here. Tommy, are you here . Can you bring leggy up . They were inherited from my wifes mom, ellen. She gave us these little tortoise eggs, and they hatched. And now weve got these creatures in our house. And we find out later theyre going to live to be like 170 years old. Theyre going to way outlive us. Which is weird. And they hibernate. You probably didnt know this, but tortoises hibernate like bears. So they went to sleep around december something and theyve been asleep this whole time, and they just woke up from hibernation like a day ago. And now theyre looking around like, what happened . We went to sleep, everything was normal, now theres like a pandemic. So the tortoises are freaking out a little. Tommy, can you bring leggy . Jimmy whats the tortoises name . His name is leggy. And we named him leggy because when he was born he had a little trouble getting around on one foot. One of his feet was a little lame and we had to give him special nutrients and put hi, leggy. How are you doing . Jimmy oh. Whats up, leggy . Oh. Leggys got a very quiet voice there. Hi. Looking good. Jimmy jack, each night weve selected a charity each night, our guests do, and then i make a donation to that charity. You picked the united way, right . Yeah. Great organization. Jimmy great for sure. Hey jack, when we come back well meet a nurse from new orleans whos on the front line. Would you like to help me greet her . I would love to meet this hero. Yes. Jimmy and shell met leggy too. Jack black is with us. Well come back with our Health Care Hero of the week. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. Wendys is changing the game from this. To a breakfast that eats other breakfasts for breakfast. Who says you cant have a baconator for breakfast . Dont just grab a coffee. Grab a frostyccino instead. And forget that frozenfoldedeggstuff. All of these have freshcracked eggs. One bite and itll be your new favorite. Guaranteed. ding try your new favorite today. Well even deliver it. Order by 10am. Yeah. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. Michael vasquez come over here. Ive heard such good things about you, your company. Well, i wouldnt have done any of it without you. Without this place. This is for you. Michael, you didnt have to. And, were going to need some help with the rest. Youve worked so hard to achieve so much. Perhaps its time to partner with someone who knows you and your business well enough to understand what your wealth is really for. My skin hurt, i felt gross. But then i started cosentyx and i havent really had to think about it. Real people with psoriasis. Look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen. Or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. Ask your dermatologist about cosentyx. Thweve never seen it look quite like this, but theres no mistaking it. And its our job to protect it. Because the best people to fight for our communities are those within them. So, if youve just bought a volkswagen or were thinking of buying sometime soon, were here to help with the Community Driven promise. Whaso lets do the rightver chanthing, today. Ow. Lets stay at home. Lets wash up. Lets always keep our distance please, six feet apart at least. Lets look after ourselves, as well as others. It will all be worth it. We can all do our part. So those on the front line can do their part. And when this is over, we will all, continue, to thrive. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our healthcare hero of the week this week is a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center in new orleans. Say hello to jennell melansun. Hello, jennell. Hi, jimmy. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy how are you . Im so excited. Jimmy were excited to have you on. Tell us what youre doing every day and how youre going about doing it. Well, i am a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center in new orleans. And every day we take care of patients whove basically been diagnosed with covid19. We try to get them to be as healthy as possible and just get them back into the normal swing of life. Jimmy jennell, i want to introduce you to my friend jack black whos standing by from his house. Hi, jack jennell, hello hi. Thank you for your hard work in these tough times. Thank you so much. Youre taking care of the people from my favorite city, nawlins. Oh, nawlins. Thank you so much. Its my pleasure. Take care of my city. Jimmy jennell, did the easter bunny make it to your house . They did. He did. I assume its been more than one because they have candy everywhere, my kids. But unfortunately for my kids but fortunately for my patients, i had to work. So on friday, good friday, we did have an Easter Egg Hunt at our house and they enjoyed it. So perfect. Jimmy thats nice. Jennell, can i ask like with your patients, theyre not allowed to have visitors, right . Or family and friends are not allowed to come visit. So do you get closer to them as a result of that . Oh, absolutely. We dont value family until things like this happen. And for myself, being a bedside nurse, ive always enjoyed family to be there so we can introduce ourselves, get to know each other more. But by family not being able to visit it gives me the opportunity to become closer to my patients. I get to know what they did for a living or what they do for a living. Things that they enjoy. We become closer. Especially during this isolated time. Jimmy jennell, can we meet your family . I know youve got your kids there. Who else is with you in the house . My mom, shes here. Shes my biggest supporter. She helps me with my kids. I love her to death. Shes like my best friend. But my kids, theyre so excited to be on camera. So they may jimmy put them on. And also, jennell, we have some things to thank you. Postmates is providing a 10,000 gift card for you and your family to use as you see fit. So you know, go ahead and order up a lot of muffalettas or whatever you want to get there. Were also doing something for the hospital. Were also going to give gift cards to everyone in the ochsner wing. Theyll be so excited. Thank you both. We really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Jimmy thank you. Theres no need to thank us. We wanted to thank you for what youre doing there. Lets see the kids before we go. Im going to grab them just for a second. Jimmy okay. Say hello. Hello. Say hi. Jimmy here we go. Hi. Hello can you say hello . Hello. Hello. Jimmy thank you all. Jack may send you a tortoise also. Because hes got a whole house full of them. Leggy wants to say hi. Thats leggy. Hes a tortoise. Jimmy thank you, jennell. Thank you, jack black. Thank you, leggy. And thank you, kids. Jennell, jack black, thats our Health Care Hero of the week. If you have somebody youd like to nominate, healthcarehero and well find you. Well be right back. vo at sprint, our priority is keeping our customers, employees, and communities safe. During these Uncertain Times we want you to get the Media Chatter<\/a> is ridiculous and that trump is not firing dr. Fauci. So he is definitely firing dr. Fauci. If dr. Fauci wants to keep his job, hed better find a way to blame this virus on hunter biden and quick. Maybe it wouldnt be so bad, though, if trump fired fauci. I for one might enjoy seeing daily updates from dr. Joseph exotic. On march 24th, which was less than three weeks ago, the president said he expected the country to be back up and running by easter. But heres the thing. He didnt say which easter. Maybe he meant next year or the year after that. Trump has no idea when the country will be open for business again, but that doesnt stop reporters from continually asking when the country will be open again. I want to get it open as soon as we can. We have to get our country open, jeff. Can you say what metrics you will use to make that decision . The metrics right here. Thats my metrics. Jimmy his tanning bronzer is his metrics . If my face is orange, the country will stay closed. But if we see it shift to tangerine, game on. And while it would undoubtedly be dangerous to let people go back to work prematurely, the president seems convinced were going to die either way. I just want to say that you know, you talked about couldnt it lead to death. Meaning you open up could lead to death. Youre right. But you know what . Staying at home leads to death also. Jimmy maybe youve seen the movie a nightmare on elm street . Freddie gets a hold of you, youre right in bed, youre done. Meanwhile, in the effort to end the era of trump, senator Bernie Sanders<\/a> today officially endorsed joe biden in a joint livestream. And thats a very powerful message for the country. If two 80yearold men can successfully log into a zoom meeting, anything is possible. Sanders said while he and biden have real differences and theyre not going to paper over them, they need that paper for the bathroom, he will do everything he can to help joe win the election. Im asking every democrat, im asking every independent, im asking a lot of republicans, to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy. I endorse. All right, chuck, thank you very much. Jimmy chuck . Oh, no. Well, now all the democrats have to do between now and november is keep joe biden in a mylar bag like they do with vintage comic books. Schools have been closed for a month now and a lot of students are finishing the year online, which means a lot of parents are suddenly in the 7th and 8th grade again. Every parent i know is complaining about having to do algebra, geometry, social studies, all those things we bsed our way through the first time around are back to bite us on the home school ass. But fortunately, help is here. Our very own guillermo is very good at this sort of thing. Not too many people know, guillermo scored a perfect 1600 on his s. A. T. So grab your children because here he is now, your tv tutor. Its time for homework corner. Guillermo hello and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is a car travels at 65 miles per hour. How far it will travel in 90 minutes . Okay. So i think a car travel at 60 miles an okay. You get 65 miles and 90 minutes. Okay. Well, i think you should not be driving right now because of the coronavirus. So stay home. Jimmy thats right. Who can argue with that . Weve got a good show for you tonight. Were going to meet a healthcare hero from new orleans and well be right back with this gentleman. Thats right. The inexplicably sexy jack black will be with us when we return. From his house dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> live, brought to you by jim beam. Allstate. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. My son, he did say that you were the safe option. And thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. So get allstate. Stop bossing. Where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . [tina] youre an old lady. Until i found out what itst it actually was. Ed me. Dust mite droppings eeeeeww dead skin cells gross so now, i grab my swiffer sweeper and heavyduty dusters. Duster extends to three feet to get all that gross stuff gotcha and for that nasty dust on my floors, my sweepers on it. The textured cloths grab and hold dirt and hair no matter where dust bunnies hide. No more heebie jeebies. Phew. Glad i stopped cleaning and started swiffering. I do motivational speakingld. In addition to the substitute teaching. I honestly feel that thats my calling to give back to younger people. I think most adults will start realizing that they dont recall things as quickly as they used to or they dont remember things as vividly as they once did. Ive been taking prevagen for about three years now. People say to me periodically, man, youve got a memory like an elephant. Its really, really helped me tremendously. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. Nissan has been with you through thick and thin. And now is no different. Were offering Payment Options<\/a> for current owners and our Service Departments<\/a> are here to help. And for future owners, were offering no payments for 90 days on 14 models. This is help when you need it. There are times when our need to connect really matters. To keep customers and employees in the know. To keep business moving. Comcast business is prepared for times like these. Powered by the nations largest gigspeed network. To help give you the speed, reliability, and security you need. Tools to manage your business from any device, anywhere. And a team of experts here for you 24 7. Weve always believed in the power of working together. Thats why, when every connection counts. You can count on us. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> from my house. Tonight, we will salute our healthcare hero of the week. She is a nurse from new orleans who is on the frontline fighting covid19. Tomorrow night George Stephanopoulos<\/a> will join us from his covid quarantine. He announced today that he has the coronavirus. I think we might check in on my aunt chippy tomorrow. And later this week, well hook up with Jason Bateman<\/a> and seth rogen too. So please join us for that. Our guest tonight is a supremely talented actor and singer. He is on loan from the devil very own housef rock, please say hello to jack black. Hi, jack. Jimmy jimmy you look good. How are you doing . Im doing well. Yeah. I got my best shirt on for you. I dont usually dress up. It doesnt feel right without a big Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> entrance. Do you mind if i start over . Do an entrance . Jimmy yeah, id be happy to do that. You do have the best entrances maybe of any guest ever. So what do you want me to do . Do you have the band . Can the band play some music for me if i enter . Jimmy yes. Well, well get some music going for you. Sure. All right. Okay. All right. I guess i should introduce him again. Our guest tonight is a talented actor and singer whos down the hall at his house. Joining us from castle black, please welcome jack black yeah ah yeah jimmy jimmy still the king. Oh, sorry. Jimmy theres more . I got some wires crisscrossed. Jimmy i hope that was one of your sons. Either that or there are random children wandering around your house. That was my boy tommy. Getting in on the act. He was shooting off a nerf megablaster. Jimmy jack, when i was a kid growing up in brooklyn, there was a kid named tommy black who lived around the block and he used to beat me up every single time he saw me. Thats true. No kidding. Wow. You had a little flashback . Jimmy yeah. Tommy black and eddie fahey. You dont have an eddie fahey living there, do you . No eddie fahey. But let me say eddie, tommy, the ones who terrorized jimmy, turn over a new leaf. If you havent already. Im sure you have. Jimmy jack, i very much, as many people did, enjoyed the video you made for tik tok. That dance really i think set the planet on fire. In a good way. You know, honestly, i feel like thats the one thing i can do to contribute during this tough time. If i can im still out of breath from that sexy dance. But i feel like if i can bring some smiles during these tough times that is in its own little way a contribution. Thats our job, jimmy weve got to try to keep the giggles coming. Jimmy you know, you are this generations sammy davis jr. In so many ways. Youre a real showman. Thats the highest compliment you can pay me. You didnt know this about me but im a huge sammy davis jr. Fan. Named my first boy sammy. Jimmy because of sammy davis jr. . Yeah. He is the ultimate triple threat showman of the century. Sammy davis jr. Thank you, man. Jimmy first concert i ever went to, sammy davis jr. No kidding was it in vegas . Jimmy in las vegas. I was 14 years old. Yeah. Wow. Were really getting out a lot of old memories. Make a groovy lemon pie hey, jack, are you helping your sons, sammy and tommy, with their homework . Are they doing the home schooling . You know i am. And all you parents out there know what were talking about. The home schooling. You want to keep them up on their reading, writing, arithmetic. And i was never very good with my studies in school. I got a lot of sleeping done when i was in class. But were doing our best here. I built my boy a computer desk so that he could do his online schooling. Jimmy really . And that was a challenge. Yeah. Usually i think a normal person would have been able to do that in about 25 minutes but it took me about three days. Jimmy did you build it or did you assemble it . Well, i mean, its like a lego set, you follow the directions. I assembled it. But i mean i used a screwdriver. There were nuts and bolts involved. Jimmy was there a saw involved . Because thats a whole different category. There was no sawing. Okay . Jimmy all right. How easy it should have been. But i got it done. Thats all that matters. I got it done. Jimmy jack, i heard you have three tortoises living in the house. Were talking big tortoises or what . Yeah. Weve got three desert tortoises living in our house. This is our Animal Kingdom<\/a> here. Tommy, are you here . Can you bring leggy up . They were inherited from my wifes mom, ellen. She gave us these little tortoise eggs, and they hatched. And now weve got these creatures in our house. And we find out later theyre going to live to be like 170 years old. Theyre going to way outlive us. Which is weird. And they hibernate. You probably didnt know this, but tortoises hibernate like bears. So they went to sleep around december something and theyve been asleep this whole time, and they just woke up from hibernation like a day ago. And now theyre looking around like, what happened . We went to sleep, everything was normal, now theres like a pandemic. So the tortoises are freaking out a little. Tommy, can you bring leggy . Jimmy whats the tortoises name . His name is leggy. And we named him leggy because when he was born he had a little trouble getting around on one foot. One of his feet was a little lame and we had to give him special nutrients and put hi, leggy. How are you doing . Jimmy oh. Whats up, leggy . Oh. Leggys got a very quiet voice there. Hi. Looking good. Jimmy jack, each night weve selected a charity each night, our guests do, and then i make a donation to that charity. You picked the united way, right . Yeah. Great organization. Jimmy great for sure. Hey jack, when we come back well meet a nurse from new orleans whos on the front line. Would you like to help me greet her . I would love to meet this hero. Yes. Jimmy and shell met leggy too. Jack black is with us. Well come back with our Health Care Hero<\/a> of the week. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. Wendys is changing the game from this. To a breakfast that eats other breakfasts for breakfast. Who says you cant have a baconator for breakfast . Dont just grab a coffee. Grab a frostyccino instead. And forget that frozenfoldedeggstuff. All of these have freshcracked eggs. One bite and itll be your new favorite. Guaranteed. ding try your new favorite today. Well even deliver it. Order by 10am. Yeah. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. Michael vasquez come over here. Ive heard such good things about you, your company. Well, i wouldnt have done any of it without you. Without this place. This is for you. Michael, you didnt have to. And, were going to need some help with the rest. Youve worked so hard to achieve so much. Perhaps its time to partner with someone who knows you and your business well enough to understand what your wealth is really for. My skin hurt, i felt gross. But then i started cosentyx and i havent really had to think about it. Real people with psoriasis. Look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen. Or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. Ask your dermatologist about cosentyx. Thweve never seen it look quite like this, but theres no mistaking it. And its our job to protect it. Because the best people to fight for our communities are those within them. So, if youve just bought a volkswagen or were thinking of buying sometime soon, were here to help with the Community Driven<\/a> promise. Whaso lets do the rightver chanthing, today. Ow. Lets stay at home. Lets wash up. Lets always keep our distance please, six feet apart at least. Lets look after ourselves, as well as others. It will all be worth it. We can all do our part. So those on the front line can do their part. And when this is over, we will all, continue, to thrive. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> from my house. Our healthcare hero of the week this week is a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center<\/a> in new orleans. Say hello to jennell melansun. Hello, jennell. Hi, jimmy. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy how are you . Im so excited. Jimmy were excited to have you on. Tell us what youre doing every day and how youre going about doing it. Well, i am a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center<\/a> in new orleans. And every day we take care of patients whove basically been diagnosed with covid19. We try to get them to be as healthy as possible and just get them back into the normal swing of life. Jimmy jennell, i want to introduce you to my friend jack black whos standing by from his house. Hi, jack jennell, hello hi. Thank you for your hard work in these tough times. Thank you so much. Youre taking care of the people from my favorite city, nawlins. Oh, nawlins. Thank you so much. Its my pleasure. Take care of my city. Jimmy jennell, did the easter bunny make it to your house . They did. He did. I assume its been more than one because they have candy everywhere, my kids. But unfortunately for my kids but fortunately for my patients, i had to work. So on friday, good friday, we did have an Easter Egg Hunt<\/a> at our house and they enjoyed it. So perfect. Jimmy thats nice. Jennell, can i ask like with your patients, theyre not allowed to have visitors, right . Or family and friends are not allowed to come visit. So do you get closer to them as a result of that . Oh, absolutely. We dont value family until things like this happen. And for myself, being a bedside nurse, ive always enjoyed family to be there so we can introduce ourselves, get to know each other more. But by family not being able to visit it gives me the opportunity to become closer to my patients. I get to know what they did for a living or what they do for a living. Things that they enjoy. We become closer. Especially during this isolated time. Jimmy jennell, can we meet your family . I know youve got your kids there. Who else is with you in the house . My mom, shes here. Shes my biggest supporter. She helps me with my kids. I love her to death. Shes like my best friend. But my kids, theyre so excited to be on camera. So they may jimmy put them on. And also, jennell, we have some things to thank you. Postmates is providing a 10,000 gift card for you and your family to use as you see fit. So you know, go ahead and order up a lot of muffalettas or whatever you want to get there. Were also doing something for the hospital. Were also going to give gift cards to everyone in the ochsner wing. Theyll be so excited. Thank you both. We really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Jimmy thank you. Theres no need to thank us. We wanted to thank you for what youre doing there. Lets see the kids before we go. Im going to grab them just for a second. Jimmy okay. Say hello. Hello. Say hi. Jimmy here we go. Hi. Hello can you say hello . Hello. Hello. Jimmy thank you all. Jack may send you a tortoise also. Because hes got a whole house full of them. Leggy wants to say hi. Thats leggy. Hes a tortoise. Jimmy thank you, jennell. Thank you, jack black. Thank you, leggy. And thank you, kids. Jennell, jack black, thats our Health Care Hero<\/a> of the week. If you have somebody youd like to nominate, healthcarehero and well find you. Well be right back. vo at sprint, our priority is keeping our customers, employees, and communities safe. During these Uncertain Times<\/a> we want you to get the Great Service<\/a> you expect without leaving the safety of your home. Sprint. Com makes shopping easier by offering free next day shipping and no activation fees on our best new phone deals, like the amazing iphone 11 for just 15 a month when you switch. For now sprint. Com is the best way to learn about our plans, buy new phones and get the services you need. 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Apologies to matt damon. Join us tomorrow night with George Stephanopoulos<\/a>. Nightline is next. Now if youll excuse me im going to the kitchen to eat a whole jar of nut butter. And im not even going to sit down. Good night. Oh, oh, announcer \u00ae onceweekly ozempic\u00ae is [spoken] helping many people with type 2 diabetes like james lower their blood sugar. A majority of adults who took ozempic\u00ae reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. Heres your a1c. Oh my a1c is under 7 announcer and you may lose weight. Adults who took ozempic\u00ae lost on average up to 12 pounds. I lost almost 12 pounds oh announcer for those also with known heart disease, ozempic\u00ae lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as heart attack, stroke, or death. It lowers the risk. Oh and i only have to take it once a week. 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