To be honest, im not positive shes coming. Wait you what . Its that easy download the app or book online at petsmart. Com what . [ laughter ] jimmy just kidding. Shes coming. [ laughter ] she came. Ho, our anceortesist or different not only did hannah ann show up, when i have all six strings, she showed up in a formal dress im going to turn all the trolls into rock zombies. With a formal address. Rock and roll [ screaming ] im not going to let you do this. Well overpower them with glitter. Hi, Chris Harrison. [ growling ] were gonna have to go. Where no pop troll has ever gone. [ laughter ] who wants to party . Jimmy so as not to confuse him with the other chrises wearing suits in the australian without smiling. Outback. Of so at the rose ceremony peter tells hannah ann that madison, wethe conference room. Ore. His other girlfriend, the one who left, he tells her she left. The speaker phone. And then he gets down on his the missing files. Knee and proposes to the woman whos remaining. Not in the room . Then youre not in the know. So they get engaged. And then peter goes and breaks well, this has been nice, but can we not . The news to his family. This is where peters mom reenters the scene. Peters mother cried harder than every woman this season combined last night. Share your files, and your opinion. [ laughter ] and tonight the tears continued and maybe even a happy little fruit guy. When she was reunited with her beloved son. When youre ready to unleash the power of your team, how you guys doing . Oh, man. We missed you so much. Jimmy by the way, you know how long it had been since theyd seen him . A week. [ laughter ] one week. She acts like he just got back from a tour of iraq. Maybe he should save us all time and marry his mother. I dont know. [ laughter ] peters mother made it abundantly clear she was on team hannah. She doesnt like madison. She told peter god sent hannah ann to be with him. So peter had good news to share from up above. I got down on one knee, and i asked hannah ann to marry me. [ screaming ] [ crying ] oh, my gosh. We love her so much. We love her. We love her. It all worked out the way it was supposed to. Jimmy well, maybe not. Maybe it didnt all work out. Because a few months later i wish they had peters mother there for this. The love affair between peter and hannah ann came to an end. And fortunately they just happened to have a crew of cameras there to capture that end. Im so sorry. Sorry for what . For taking that away from you. For confusing you. For having you have to deal with me and for not being man enough to follow through with your words . For not being true to not being true to your words . Not being true to your feelings . Is that what youre sorry for . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. But not anymore. Now im not sorry at all. [ laughter ] goodbye. By the way, when your significant other asks you to detail what specifically youre so get the hellut of th [ laughter ] theres no right so then with hannah ann, gods choice for peter, now out, Chris Harrison flew all the way out to alabama to bring madison back. I think in his dream he would be with you. This is your second chance. Yeah. So what are you going to do . I guess were headin to l. A. Go pack a bag. [ laughter ] jimmy at what point does this become Human Trafficking . [ laughter ] a friendly kidnapper or something. But after all that love struck out again, maybe those neil lane rings bring bad luck. The important thing is once again at the beginning of the season my wife, molly, picked hannah ann. And who did he propose to and not end up with . Hannah ann. Dicky if youre going to be they may not be together now but in the l. A. Area and want to see they got engaged and that counts the show, go to jimmykimmellive. Com. Every move. As a win. What these people do after the show thats their business, not ours. So congratulations to my wife, like this left turn. Whos now correctly picked seven its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . Out of the last nine winners of that must be why youre always so late. The bachelor and she is the i do not speed. Real roastradamus. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. [ cheers and applause ] my son, he did say that you were the safe option. Shes very proud. Meanwhile, democrats are still and thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. Trying to figure out who should get their final rose. Today was what is known as super so get allstate. Stop bossing. Tuesday ii, the sequel to super where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. Tuesday i. There were primaries in six this is my sons favorite color, you should try it. States today. As of this hour, biden won [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . 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[ applause ] jimmy so the tables have what if a little birdie told you its switching time . Really turned on this. People are very worked up. This is causing a lot of thanks friend. Switched up to twelve hours of battery life. Anxiety. This is how some parents in io dont nobodys ilwa to g switch to chromebook. Be sick. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. Dont nobody want to take their vi they just dont know it yet. ding parents with children at these are a few of my favorite things. Treadwell middle and elementary you order a breakfast sandwich schools are not playing around. And thats when wendys makes it. Many wipe their kids down, and not weeks. Some even sprayed them with or months ago. Disinfectant spray as they took try your new favorite. Them home monday. I wipe my Children Backpack order by 10 and well even deliver it. Down when i get them out of school, sure did give them gloves, sure did. Some took more extreme measures. Thats messed up. The flu came to folks. Were going to die. [ applause ] jimmy mom, you are not dropping me off at school today with that bag on your head. The coronavirus is also having an impact on americas game shows. Wheel of fortune and jeopardy will tape without a studio audience. I tell you what, for a show named jeopardy theyre surprisingly risk averse. [ laughter ] rice is y without an audience right. Here it comes the price is right david sahagen, come on down paul lair, come on down tammy vander, come on down tammy bander, come on down greg richardson, come on down youre the first contestant on the price is right and now, heres your host, drew car carey [ applause ] jimmy so they are not taking any chances at all. There are cancellations all over the country. Harvard is sending students home, switching to virtual classes. For the rest of the semester. The coachella and stagecoach musical festival have been jimmy hi there, welcome back postponed in las vegas. To the show. Theyre closing the buffets. Christina aguilera is on the way. Which thats this is when our next guest is a very funny and talented man who plays a its serious for me. [ laughter ] bartender like nobody else. Not everyone is letting the virus rain on their parade. His show stumptown returns to abc next wednesday night. The really important events you will be happy to know will still please welcome jake johnson. Go on as scheduled. Despite the threat of the virus, plenty of Mass Gatherings [ cheers and applause ] still taking place. Western france for example thousands of people gathered yesterday to break the world record for the largest ever gathering of smurfs. [ laughter ] you know, dont take it the wrong way, i just think its the jimmy thats gargomeles responsible thing to do. I saw you hug emily blunt, so i was coming in for mine. Evil plan is finally coming together. Ive been trying to do something jimmy you know what . To slow the virus. Emily used to live right across its called the elbump. The street from me. Its really catching on. You can see even prince harry is so there is some kind of a rule that if you are neighbors doing the is he still prince you can do it. Harry or is he just a guy named jimmy yeah. I also look like a guy with corona. [ laughter ] harry now . I wouldnt hug me. This is interesting. If i saw me at an airport id be the dutch Prime Minister is elbump friendly too. He held a press conference like that kids got corona. Yesterday to announce their new no handshake policy. Jimmy how have you been reacting to this . Positively . Negatively . What . I dont feel scared of it. Jimmy you dont feel scared at all. No. I feel scared a little bit. Are you scared of corona . Jimmy listen, ive been [ speaking in foreign washing my hands and trying do language ]. This, but no, i dont think about it a lot. Well, were here. Sorry, sorry. Jimmy right. This would be the dumbest place to go. Im like really afraid of corona. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, he made it nine seconds before violating that. [ applause ] jimmy i actually have to say, ive been talking about this. I love, i know there are always some good things about bad its hard. Things, but i feel like the i dont know if you noticed but audiences the last couple weeks everyone now seems to think really want to be here. Theyre an expert on the theyre risking their lives. Coronavirus. Me included. I know everything. I get in a group of people and i speak as if ive been a jimmy its nice. Like that sacrifice you guys professor of immunology at have made. [ cheers and applause ] stanford for 35 years. Everybody seems to know actually, its thank you to the sacrifice of your parents something about this now. And knowledge as you know is and your grandparents. Jimmy thats right. Power. So to share some of that thank you for killing your knowledge to spread it around we went out on the street we asked elders for us. [ laughter ] people passing by our studio because you guys will probably be fine. Today to tell us what they know about the coronavirus. You, you, you, gone the rest fine. I had a thing where one of the were just out here talking reasons im not afraid now, to people about the coronavirus. About a few years ago i was oh, okay, yeah. Kno its bad. Doing a press tour with damon wayans jr. Its when bedbugs were a big thing. Um, i know its new. Jimmy oh, right. We were all terrified of bedbugs. I lived in new york for a while, and i really was scared um, i dont know if you can drink soup and it will go away, of them. I woke up in a hotel and i had bumps all over my face. Jimmy oh, no. It seems to be very popular. What do you know about the coronavirus . Yeah. All over my forehead, my body. And they were bites. Its the first time me hearing about it. And it was disgusting. Jimmy so you got bedbugged. Thats what i thought. Explain it to me. Explain it to me. So ill get there. I dont know nothing about a [ laughter ] coronavirus. What does it do . So i see damon, and he says, you what do you know about the coronavirus . Weve been giving that shot to our cattle for years. Got bedbugs and thats disgusting because its contagious, man. And everywhere you go those little bugs are going to jump Coronavirus Vaccine for cattle scours. So its been around forever. Off and get on everyone. Jimmy thats right. So i was in phoenix. If you eat cattle cubes when i had to get on a plane. You was a kid and lick salt youre safe. I felt like the biggest creep in how many people have the coronavirus . The world on the plane. Like a million . I dont know. But a lot. Can you tell us everything everybody looked at me like im crawling with bugs. You know about the coronavirus . Im not too worried about it. I get home, i have young kids, i the president just said its going to go away someday. Had to call my wife and say so you know, its not really honey, i have really bad news, ive got bedbugs. That critical of a deal. I know it makes you cough and and shes like youre not coming its kind of like pneumonia. How is it different from in the house. Pneumonia . I dont know. So on our driveway i strip, this is true, totally naked. Thats just what my dad said. How is it different from the flu . I threw away all my luggage. She gave me a tarp and underpants. Jimmy i assume you hid from your neighbors. I was living right in los well, it doesnt have to feliz. Thats a good question. I dont know. I was on the sidewalk. Um. I was also furious. I disrobed my clothes. What are you going to stock jimmy you disrobed angrily. I didnt see anything but up on . Bumps, but i knew it was bed uh, i like wine and toilet paper and soap. Do you think that we should be scared . Bugs. And they could have been in my if youre nasty, you should hair. If she had an electric razor i be. Would have shaved. And i was on new girl at the time. It wouldnt have been a great if youre not washing your hands, taking care of yourself, moment. Jimmy bad continuity. Being clean, not covering your i was genuinely furious. She throws a little tarp on me with underpants. Mouth when you cough and i drive to urgent care, get to sneeze. The doctor and go hey, doc, if you just letting all that oxygen fly in the air. Then you should be scared. Whats going on. He goes you tell me. I got a roommate who never ive got bedbugs, man, and i covers his cough. I always have to call him out, need some sort of cream to kill boy, cover your mouth. I always have to get on him. What do you know about the coronavirus . Them because ive got young kids. He goes you dont have bedbugs, theres someone from my that you idiot, this is a food allergy. [ laughter ] went to a fatherdaughter dance and got a bunch of other people so im just taking it easy right sick. What are they sick with . Now with corona. The coronavirus. Jimmy what were you allergic they literally have it. To . Im allergic to wheat and okay. Get away from us. Dairy and the whole press tour i get away. Had beer and pizza. No, no, seriously. Go. Go away. All right. Go i went home i was going to get [ cheers and applause ] my luggage, it was in the tonight weve got a good disgusting trash. Show. Music from Christina Aguilera. Im like im an idiot. Jimmy did you pull it out jake johnson is here. Or i was in such a furious mood and well be right back with emily blunt. [ cheers and applause ] when i took it all off. Jimmy thats when you know youve made it, when you can throw your luggage