French fat tuesday. Next week is super tuesday, then super fat tuesday. This is debate number ten for the democrats, and one of the Big Questions going into this is how Mike Bloomberg would respond to his poor showing at the debate last week. So far, bloomberg spent about 500 million to get smacked around by Elizabeth Warren on television. His primary goal was to try to knock off the number one guy, Bernie Sanders. Bernie has a lot of plans, expensive plans. Hes no dummy. Every time one of the other candidates asks whos going to pay for these programs he points to bloomberg and says him meanwhile, President Trump is on his way back home from india where he was well buttered. This is going to surprise you. He believes the reception he got was like nothing the indian people had ever given before. In the history of india, which has a long history and a brilliant history in so many different ways, theres never been a reception given to somebody like was given, and i would like to say for the usenid states of america. But i would like to say nobody got the big reception. Of course he got a big reception. They love cows in india. [cheers and applause] trump went on to overestimate the size of the crowd, even though there were thousands of empty seats in the stadium, while he was speaking, and people were leaving wheel he was speaking, the donald brain translated that to mean there were fans lined up outside to get in. There were 125,000 seats yesterday, they were full. You had thousands and thousands of people outside. Prime minister modi was telling me thousands of people outside. Thats not uncommon for me to be honest. Theyd never seen anything like it. Somebody said it was the greatest greeting ever given to any head of state from any country. Jimmy who, who said that . Who, was that someone in a mirror and looks just like you . When he was done bragging about the size of his crowd, he took some team to talk about isis. Well, i dont think anybodys done more than i have, if you look. Because i came in, and if you check your maps and look at iraq and syria, it was all over. In fact, they had it painted a certain color, i wont tell you what color, because it doesnt matter. Somebody will say it was a republican color. I dont want to get people confused. But it happened to be red. [ laughter ] jimmy he must be great with surprises. Barron, i know its your birthday tomorrow, and i dont want to say were throwing you a party, but were throwing you a party. Melania made the be best of her trip to india. She took part in what they call a happiness class in new delhi. Thats interesting that she did that, because whatna t in the w would make melania think she might need a happy, oh, yeah, that. She needs an escape plan and grappling hook. We did learn some interesting things about Donald Trumps health today as the former white house doctor Ronny Jackson told the new york teams that new yo regrets not being able to do more to improve the president s diet and exercise. This is a real quote from a man who was the actual doctor for the actual president of the united states, all right . We were working on his diet. We were making the ice cream less accessible. We were putting cauliflower into the mashed potatoes. That is what we do with our 5yearold at home. Imagine sneaking cauliflower into the president s mashed potatoes and hide the ice cream as if youre camping and you dont want to get bears in the camp. Trump weighed in on dr. Jacksons claim and weighed in tweeting it was a perfect cauliflower. The stock market was down a lot today in part because of the coronavirus, which is spreading. In fact three people in our theater no, just kidding. [ laughter ] you know, this morning, the president tweeted that the coronavirus is very much under control in the usa, which means were in a lot of trouble. But i mean, we just found out they had to thick hrick him int eating vegetables. Do we really think he has a handle on the coronavirus . Have you seen the coronavirus . The microscopic . I googled it. It looks more like a homemade Christmas Ornament on etsy. That charming little bauble is trying to kill us. One person who is not concerned about the coronavirus is recent president ial winner of the medal of freedom, rush limbaugh. The coronavirus is being weaponized to bring down donald trump. I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus. You think im missing it. Yeah, im dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold. Jimmy what . Oh, thats great news. Just chug an a little bit of robitussin, and youll be fine. It doesnt seem like a cold in china where Health Officials and police are working around the clock to try to contain it. This is a real coronavirus drill from [ laughter ] jimmy you know what . When the s. W. A. T. Team cant get the job done, send in the guy with the pool skimmer. How does, its not even [ applause ] i think i know why it as starting to spread. And while there may not be a vaccine for the coronavirus, disgrac disgraced televangelist jim baker has a cure. This that is circling the globe, youre saying silver solution would be effective. Lets say it hasnt been tested on this strain of the coronavirus, but its been tested on other strains of the coronavirus and has been able to eliminate it within 12 hours. Yeah. Totally eliminate it, kills it, deactivates it. Yeah. And then it boosts your immune system, so then you can support the recovery. When you kill the virus then the immune system come noos into ac to clear it out. You want a vibrant immune system as well as the ability to deactivate these viruses. Thats so good. Jimmy yeah, thats good. Thats about as real as Harvey Weinsteins walker. Silver solution. [ applause ] its like a tv show about an old ladies who sell mysteries. This jim baker is quite the character. How this guy came back after pocketing all that money from his church really is a miracle, but, you know what . He prayed his way through. This is a very prayerful man, a man who even prays about what he wears. I get dressed, and god, i pray about what i wear. I really do. I know i look stupid sometimes. But the last time god told me to wear a color was red. Right. I remember. And what happened that day . The stock market crashed. A few days ago. I remember that. You remember that . Yes. Jimmy yeah, that was the day he stopped dressing like spiderman to work. But i need to be careful, because according to jim, god is going after anyone who makes fun of him. One day youre going to shake your fist in gods face. And youre going to say, god, why didnt you warn me . And hes going to say, you sat there, and you made fun of jim baker all those years. Jimmy he is . Well, pack your bags, guillermo, im going to hell. Guillermo yes, we are. Im going, too. Jimmy by all means, send him money for sure. Now its time to have some fun. Every once in a while, when the moon is full, we send cousin sal out to make merry mischief. We rent a house and set up cameras and a task rabbit to complete a ridiculous task. Hey, whats happening. Are you the task rabbit . Yeah. How you doin . Come on in, sweet. Whats your name . Isaac. Nice to see you. My son, you can sit down. My son tanner is a little behind in his math homework. Yeah. So i was hoping you could help hem oim out a little bit h two or three weeks behind. Its just addition. You have to show your work and everything. I need you to basically fill out that book if you can. You know addition . Of course, of course. I just have some work to do with tanner, important stuff. Yeah, thats fine. Hey, tanner, come on in. You might want to put these glasses on here. Hello. My boys a youtube influencer. All right . You do his homework. Hell do his videos, this will be good. All right, ready . All right, tanner, three, two, one, g hey, everybody, its tanner. Today i got some new, amazing, awesome toys. You want to see them . Here we go yeah, that are we go, all right. Yeah. Good. Guy makes thousands per video, you know . So you do the math, know what i mean . Literally, you did the math. All right, tanner, talk about how you go to school, you end up deadend job and everything when you could be making thousands of dollars a week. Uhhuh. Youtube videos, got it . Got it. Hello, everybody, im tanner and school is terrible. I dropped out, and make 50,000 so i can pay people to do my homework, for example . This guy. Yeah, all right good. Thats good. You dont have to shoot me so much, all right . Lets try it again. Ooh, yeah, all right. Let him do your homework while you shoot videos here. Oh. Theis is great. Dad, i need another gun. Yeah, sure. Sweet kid, huh . Yeah. Oh, man. You seem like youre struggling, why, is the homework hard . No, its just all the oh, hes getting you good . You have some welts on your neck. Let me get a shot of that. Are you all right . Yeah, man. Thats good. Oh, wow, wow, that ones good. Look tamt all rigat that, all r on. Hold on. Save it for the video. Now, tanner, youre going to talk about how i dont have to do stupid homework. I can pay people to do it for me, not like this mathhole over here. You dont mind if he calls you a mathhole, do you . Yeah. Ready, let it go. Its me, tanner, and i dont need no school or homework, because i make 50,000, ooh unlike that mathhole. All right, all right. You know, i think this is not good. What do you snemean . I dont think i can do this. Hold on. Im trying to be a good dad here. Theres only so much time in a day. What should i do . Hes got to make these videos, but hes got to do his math. You got to do your homework. No, no, i think its important to be on tv. Youre on tv right now. What do you mean . Youre on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Hes right there. [ bleep ]. Thanks, man, appreciate it. I meant mathhole. Jimmy we got a great show. Dustin lynch. Dan abrams. And well be right back with Elisabeth Moss. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by the all new lincoln corsair. Dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. With chicken or shrimp fajitas now on chilis 3 for 10. ita is a little bit. sizzling oh, so delicious. And a whole lotta. crunching thats a fajita, starter and drink for just 10 bucks. 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Or get it to go at red lobster dot com so hurry in voMike Bloomberg has a recordgue of doing something. As mayor, he protected womens reproductive rights. Expanded Health Coverage to 700,000 new yorkers. And decreased infantmortality rates to historic lows. As president , hell build on obamacare, cap medical costs, and will always protect a womans right to choose. Mike bloomberg a record on Health Care Nobody can argue about. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [cheers and applause] jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Tonight, he is the chief legal analyst for abc news, producer of live pd and an author too. His book is called john adams under fire, dan abrams is here. [cheers and applause] then, you can see him live on tour in pennsylvania. Then, his album is called, tullahoma. Dustin lynch from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, bob odenkirk and Iliza Schlesinger will join us, with music from soccer mommy. And on thursday, mark wahlberg, storm reid, and goody grace featuring blink182. So please join us for that. Jimmy our first guest is an emmy and golden globe winner you know from mad men and the handmaids tale. Next, you can see her opposite no one in the very scary movie the invisible man, it opens in theaters friday. Please say hello to Elisabeth Moss. [cheers and jimmy hows it goin . Going really well. Jimmy good to see you, by the way, i saw you, because i love Wes Andersons movie. When the trailer came out, its a big deal, right . And there you are in it. Can you believe it . Its a dream come true for me, because i am a huge, huge fan. Jimmy how did that work out . He mailed me and said do you want to come to france and be in my movie . And im like, uhhuh, yeah, that sounds good. Jimmy at any moment did you have a thought, this would be my first thought, oh, this is a prank, this is one of my stupid friends telling me theyre wes anderson, or something. Are you sure this wasnt the most elaborate prank ever . Like they actually shot the film . Its fair, i havent seen it yet. Jimmy quite a cast as well. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy bill murray, owen wilson. Yeah, like 70 people in this movie. Jimmy is it fun . Is it what you would imagine it to be, like everybody lives together and a sense of community. Everyone satays in the same hotel, you have dinner every night, you look like youre in a wes anderson movie, wes anderson looks like hes in a wes anderson film. Its the most bizarre, surreal experience. Jimmy kind of like if somebody had a Wes Anderson Party and you had to dress up as a character except thats what youre doing for work. Its so weird. Jimmy did you have fun with bill murray . It was so cool. I was with him in hair and makeup. He would wander in at 6 00 notice morniin the morning with a fez hat and wander out in a different hat and Say Something super bill murrayesque. Jimmy you guys are both chicago cubs fans. Yes. [cheers and applause] jimmy they either are other they arent. Did you discuss that with bill . Oh, i forced the issue. Jimmy does he also have a crush on Anthony Rizzo . Or is it just you . I mean, who doesnt have a crush . I basically was like, i have to talk to bill murray about the cubs before i leave france. I accosted him, so, cubs, right . Jimmy when do you start with the next season of handmaids tale . Monday. Jimmy so thats a very different deal. [cheers and applause] jimmy your character is not fun. I mean, maybe it is fun, i dont know. Seems like it isnt. Its a lot. Jimmy what do your family and friends think about watching you suffer . Theyre very supportive, and of course they watch it. But my mom definitely is like, it takes her a second to catch up on it, understandably, because shes not like, im going to go home and like turn on handmaids tale and watch my daughter suffer to relax. I cant quite handle the face sometimes. Jimmy so she procrastinates . Yeah. Jimmy she eventually does get to it . She eventually gets to it, but its her daughter and theres a lot going on. Jimmy is this the type of show she would watch if you werent in it . My mom is singlehandedly keeping Network Television alive. Jimmy god bless her. Ill text her for fun, whats on, tonight, mom . Theres blue bloods at 8 00. She watches all the chicago shows like chicago med, chicago pd. She knows whats happening. Jimmy all these shows youre wondering, who watches these shows, your mom is the one who watches these shows. Thanks, mom. Jimmy it works out for us. Yeah, it does. Jimmy does she not have amazon prime or netflix . She does. Jimmy she eschews that. She asks my brother and me once a week how to work it. Yesterday she asked me, i need to download something for the plane, how do i do that . Jimmy i would like to know the answer to that question, too. I struggle with that myself. I was like, mom, you just download it. Jimmy oh, thats what you do . I got this blank stare. Jimmy ive had that blank stare myself. Is she still playing harmonica in the car . She is. Jimmy every day she plays. Yeah, shes good, you got to get her on. Jimmy next time, she will sit in with the band. That would be fun, right . She would love it. Jimmy sure, after all shes done for Network Television, we have to give something back. Jimmy youve been acting since you were a little kid. 6 years old. Jimmy have you had one regular job . I had one regular job. I worked at this silent Movie Theater on fairfax. Jimmy is that still a silent Movie Theater . Its something else, but its still a theater. Jimmy theyve graduated to sound. Its not like were you working in the 40s. This was like the 90s. Yeah, im 132 years old. Jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy what did you do there . I had to do everything. Work tickets and i would like go into the room where they had the piano with my cloth and polish the piano. Jimmy this is where people would play the piano. You press on them real hard. You know what a piano s. Jimmy you would clean the piano. Yeah. Jimmy was that part of your description . Yeah. But i didnt have to do it so long. Jimmy when the pianist come in and say my piano is smudged . No. Jimmy was it an important job . Yes, in fact this table needs a little work. Jimmy you know, youre right. What is this . Jimmy thats when i hold up a picture, i know where it goes. In this is whats happened t Network Television. Jimmy if its late at night, youre about to get scared. Elisabeth moss has a new movie called the invisible man. Well see a clip from that. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by dietz and watson premium meats and artisan cheeses. Visit dietzandwatson. Com to learn more. sprdual camera system with paulultrawide on iphone 11 new paul and i love how at sprint. sprintern . 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