Idea of how well the president s day went. They exemplify the genius and creativity of our exceptional nation. I want to hear that whole song, but i dont have time. Maybe we got to get it movin a little bit, but what a great movie. Jimmy he was trying to give out medals for the international arts. That was the best thing that happened to him today. On the final day of public testimony in the house, trumps former top adviser on russia, a very sharp woman, dr. Fiona hill sat down and laid absolute waste to both the president and the boot lickers who made the unfortunate decision to do his bidding today. She directly called out republicans for spreading what she calls the fictional narrative that suggests ukraine meddled in our election in 2016, because they didnt. The russians did. Republicans stopped asking her questions, you know, i think im going to use this time to hear from myself. And they talked. She was so thorough, trump doesnt have to go back for part two of his annual physical. We also heard from a gentleman named david holmes of the u. S. Embassy in ukraine. He is the guy who overheard trump on that phone call with ambassador gordon sondland. The reason he heard it because the president s volume knob was turned up to 11 that day. It was not on speakerphone. I could hear the president s voice through the earpiece of the phone. The president s voice was loud and recognizable. And ambassador sondland held the phone away from his ear for a period of time, presumably baufls the volu because of the volume. Jimmy the human voice resonates from inside a tanning bid. The president wrote, ive been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is and has been great. Never passes an opportunity to brag. Never have i been watching a person making a call, which was not on speaker fon aphone and b able to hear or understand a conversation. Ive even tried, but to no avail. Try it live. Okay. Give us your phone number and well try it. This is a man who holds press conferences over running helicopters. I think you can hear him over a phone receiver. If his best defense to impeachment is im not loud, hes going to be in prison by tuesday. Holmes said the reason he remembered this call so vividly is he never saw an ambassador speak to the president of the United States on a cell phone in a restaurant nor a president being so interested in a ap rocky. The rapper was kind of fed there and should have pled guilty. He recommended that the president wait until after the sentencing or will only make it worse and added that the president should let him get sentenced, play the racism card, give him a ticker tape when he comes home. The ambassador told the president that sweden, quote, should have released him on your word, but can you till tyou can kardashians that you tried. Jimmy our president cares more about the kardashians than the ukrainians. The only one who wasnt involved is ben carson, and that as just because hes been asleep for the last three years. Everybody knew about it. But these republicans doesnt se seem to care. The animosity is at an alltime high. Watching adam schiff and devin nunes trade jabs is like divorced parents giving separate toasts at your wedding. Its uncomfortable. The big question we still dont have an answer on, is jim jordan on methamphetamine . This jim jordan f he was a character in a movie, youd go, eh, too much. Hes kind of like the hulk. Instead of a monster, he turns into a big white douche bag. Republicans love him. I doesnt seem he doesnt seem to own a coat. They do a two year, 40 million. 19lawyer investigation and guess what. Guess what, guess what, guess what . Im sorry, is there a question there . There was. Jimmy just to recap, now that we have the whole story, if you havent been following, this is what happened. Donald trump wanted this thing about joe bidens son to be like the 2020 version of hillarys emails. So he sent Rudy Giuliani who knew some guys who knew some other guys to go to ukraine to dig that dirt and plant those seeds. Then he sent his hotel buddy, gordon sondland, who wasnt even involved with the ukraine, the ambassador of the eu he told him to get together with rudy to put the screws to the ukrainian president. Trump knew he had zelinsky over a barrel and was like eh, nice democracy youve got there, shame if something were to happen to it. So giuliani and sondland let the ukrainians know that they had to announce an investigation publicly into the bidens. Now they didnt actually have to do the investigation. Thats how much mr. Crimefighter cares about corruption. They just had to announce it so his trolls could paste that all over facebook and fox news. That was the plan. But theres a problem. Marie yovanovitch wasnt on board with it so Rudy Giuliani and his goons moved on her like a vitch. Unfortunately for them, just as they were about to get the goods, just as zelinsky was about to give in and announce this imaginary investigation this whole story came out, the whistle blew, so trump quickly released the aid and said i want no quid pro quo and they all crossed their fingers and hopes no one mentions it again, and they all would have gotten away with it if it werent for the whistleblower and the meddling officials. Thats what happened. The question going forward, for those Congress People who support him is, are you a republican . Or are you an american. And i guess were going to find out pretty soon, hopefully. The president continues to climm that the call was perfect, nothing wrong. But hes been watching the hearings, and its pretty clear that the testimony is starting to take a toll. I then heard President Trump ask, so hes going to do the investigation. Ambassador sondland replied that hes going to do it. President zelinsky will do anything he asks him to do. Even though i did not take notes of the statements read the transcript jimmy probably cover that up with a poster. You know, all the Cable News Networks have been covering, carrying these hearings live, but maybe the most lively moment of all of them came from cspan. Lets see if we can get one more call. Well go to monty. Monty, are you there . Howdy, i want to apologize first and foremost for all the morons on the calls earlier especially from alabama. Secondly, i want to say impeach the [ bleep ], have a great day. Thanks, monty, in florida. Thats it for phone calls right now. Jimmy that should be it for the phone calls forever. Meanwhile, did you watch the democrats debate last night . No. Nobody did. It was the lowestrated of all so far. Joe biden didnt gudo himself a favors. I referred to Carol Moseleybraun as the only African American woman in the senate, as opposed to kamala harris. And this wasnt too good, either. No man has a right to raise the hand to a woman in anger, or than in selfdefense, and thats rarely ever occurs. So we have to just change the culture, period. And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it. Jimmy well, that, thats the thing about joe biden. Hes not afraid to say the wrong thing. On the other hand of the age spectrum, bulillie eilish is he with us. [cheers and applause] a very popular and super talented kichltd h talented kid. Her album is called when we all fall asleep where do we go. Which is an interesting question. When you fall asleep, guillermo, where do you go . To beyonces house. Jimmy i hope jay z isnt home. I would love to hear an answer to it. Billy took some time to ask the only group of people who might have the imagination to answer that question. All right, youre going to answer a kwerks ready . When we fall asleep, where do you think we go . Well, you could pretty much go anywhere. Like where . Like the desert. Like india. You could go to india. Like the west times. Or the mummy times. Or dance hall times. Or prehistoric times. Where do you think your parents go when they fall asleep . They just stay in their bed, and sometimes when they just want to take off their pajamas shirt and go ah. Okay. Okay. So when your parents get in their bed, they take off their pajamas shirts. Sometimes. Sometimes. Whats the weirdest thing thats ever happened to you in a dream . Zombies attack me. Zombies . Yes. Did they get to you . No. So you fought them off . Yes. Damn. How did you fight them . I kicked their butts. You kicked their butts, literally, you went boom into their butts . Did you knock them over . Yeah. Dang. What do you do at night before bedtime . I pray. You pray . Yeah. Whats the prayer . Like this. [ speaking in Foreign Language ] yes o oh, my god, i loved that. So right after that, you go and fight zombies after your span your honor prayer. You fight zombies. Do you ever eat food in your sleep . No, sometimes i only eat candy in my dreams. Do you eat candy in real life . Only in my dreams i eat candy. Sweet, chocolate candy. Sweet, chocolate candy. It tastes really good. Whats the best way to fall asleep, do you think . Read a bed totime story. What kind of story . A scary story. Whats your favorite kind of scare e scary story . A dancing clown. Do you have dreams about opinio pennywise . Ive seen him before. In your dreams . No, for real life, and i brought him here. You did . Yeah. Hes on top of your head. Right now . Hes sitting on your head. And eating candy. And hes eating a cat. He as eating a dog and a duck. And a fox. And a person. Okay. And hes drinking a grandmother. And hes drinking a polar bear. That scratches. Pennywise is eating so many things. And i was eating you. Youre a weird little dude, michael. Jimmy all right, well, thanks, kids. And buillie. Its time to bleep and blur the tv moments whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. And, you know, ill say this to President Trump. You want to [ bleep ] joe biden. You want to [ bleep ] hunter biden. Do it, do it hard, do it dirty, do it the way you do do it. I remember the first girl i [ bleep ]ed. I wont say that. With all due deference that this is a president ial debate, donald trump got [ bleep ]ed. I found it later, and i thought tom hanks took a [ bleep ] on my cell phone. I didnt know it was your cell phone. I was just leaving a [ bleep ]. If youre getting out of bed in the morning and your [ bleep ] hurts and you take a [ bleep ] and you fieel better after that [ bleep ]. Chances are you need a new mattress. Dramatic [ bleep ]. Say that again. Dramatic [ bleep ]. Say that again. [ bleep ]. Can elmo [ bleep ] . Yes, but first you must let her sniff your [ bleep ]. 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Her album is called, when we all fall asleep, where do we go . Please welcome billboards woman of the year, Billie Eilish. [cheers and jimmy very good to see you. You too, how you doin . Jimmy you know, i was listening to your album with my kids this morning, and we all kind of enjoyed it. One of the songs wish you were gay, i was trying to figure out how to explain that to my 5yearold, but she didnt really pick up on it, so that was okay. How are you doing . Im great. Jimmy congratulations on all the award nominations you got. Thank you. [cheers and applause] jimmy were you up watching . Or how did you find out . No. Jimmy you did not get up early . That went off like 5 00 a. M. Im not going to wake up with that. I stayed. I was knocked out. My mom came and woke me up and i was like half asleep. Jimmy so youre still living with the folks, with the parents . Yeah. Jimmy or are they living with you . Which is it like both. Im living with them at home, and on tour, theyre living with me. Jimmy so you are in your house that you grew up in . Yeah. Jimmy and your brother lives with you . Or no. He did until like the iend o last yearish. But he still comes back and like jimmy laundry . That always brings them home. You do laundry at your parents house . Jimmy i have older children. They dont really do laundry, but i assume if they ever clean their clothes they would come right to my house. Wow. Jimmy as far as these nominations, is this, just, are you used to this by now . Or do you stop and go, wow, this is weird . I mean, the grammys is the grammys, so as cool as Everything Else is, its the grammys. Ive watched that every single year my entire life, like judging all the girls uglyass dresses. Every year my family and me would all sit in the room and watch the grammys. We never missed it. The fact that im the same little girl watching it in my living room, and im in the same living room being nominated for six, like what is that . Jimmy are your parents going to go with you to the show . Mmhm. Jimmy youre doing the American Music awards. On sunday. Jimmy thats your first award show performance. [cheers and applause] im wondering about this. This is a situation where you are all the have all of these artists on stage. Do you feel competitive with them, like im going to go out there, my performance is going to be the best performance of all of them . Its like almost, but its more like a competitiveness with myself. Jimmy with yourself, right. If that makes sense. I go up there to like be better than myself. Jimmy mmhm. Know what i mean . Jimmy i totally know what you mean. Its weird, im like in this whole world. Jimmy i do know what youre talking about, because ive been in situations where there have been a bunch of comedians on, and you always want to be the best one. Doesnt mean you dont want the other ones to not be good. Right, to not be good. Its like the whole universe is trying to pit every artist against each other. Its so weird. Jimmy and some people think that way. Mmhm. Jimmy you dont. I dont. Jimmy are you 17 years old, by is crazy that youre successful at 17 years old. I think back to myself at 17. When i was 17, perhaps the greatest year in american history, 1984. Experts agree, right . And i was wondering if i could go who was born after that in this room . Jimmy after 1983 . [cheers and applause] is that your nice way of reminding me how close i am to death . You know who madonna is . I do know who madonna is. Jimmy can you name a van halen . Who . Jimmy im going to start crying. Have you heard of cyndi lauper . Yes. Jimmy huey lewis . No. Jimmy fill in the blank. Run dm what . What is that . Jimmy it sounds like a direct message while youre driving now. Run dmc. Great hiphop group. Have you ever seen the cosby show . No. Jimmy wow, have you ever played with a Cabbage Patch kid . A Cabbage Patch kid . Jimmy in 1984 its like a sour patch kid . Is it a candy . Jimmy it was a doll. Your parents would go to the mall and fight other parents for these. Wow. Jimmy and theyd bring them home and prove how they loved you. What did mr. T pity . What is that question . Jimmy the point is, im trying to make a point that youre younger than i am. Can you name any of the original ghostbusters . I dont think ive seen it. Jimmy what should you never do to a gremlin after midnight . Youre making me look so dumb. Jimmy its not a matter of being dumb. If you ask me questions about 1943, i probably wouldnt know the answers either. Well, great. Youre turning 18 next month. What are you going to do . Is there a big party planned . Is somebody else responsible . I have some ideas of stuff, but its pretty like, my life stuff. But the main thing im excited about is being able to drive my car past 11 00. Jimmy thats the law . You cant drive after 11 00 . Yeah, if you, you have to either have had your license for a whole year or be 18. Jimmy oh. And i was so busy, i mean, my life was pretty crazy the last couple years. So i got to it a little bit late, even though its something i really wanted to do my entire life. All i wanted to do was drive. Jimmy do you have a car . I do. Jimmy do you drive safely . [ laughter ] do your parents track you like on their phone . I drive funly. Jimmy do your parents track you. Hell no. Jimmy do you like spend money on things . Can you go no, im going to tell myself if, ill get totally mobbed if i go to cvs. If youre in a place that day where you feel not in the mood, thats when it just drives because you have to put your place in the place of im fine. Im happy. A couple weeks ago i kind of decided to start living like i just woke up, and this was my life. Jimmy oh, okay, i see. No n, in a good way. If i was my 12 year old self and i suddenly woke up and this was my life, what would i be like oh, my god, im taking for granted ive been trying to live like that lately. Jimmy thats a great way of looking at it. Did you come up with it yourself or did somebody advise you and tell you to think about it like that . No, i came up with it by myself. Sporty spice was talking to me, and she was saying i dont want to say if, i dont know if its a secret or whatever. But when she was on stage with all the girls and they were all smiling at each other and she was saying it was