Hi. Hello, everybody. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Which is in brooklyn. Chan thank you for watching from home. Thank you for leaving your home to be here tonight. Thats very kind. And please, relax. We are at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Were here while our studio back in hollywood is being deloused, and this is a muchneeded break for us. We love brooklyn. My kids love brooklyn. In fact, theyre becoming little brooklynites. This morning, my 2yearold, billy, were having breakfast, and he says hey, old man, wheres my [ bleep ] oatmeal already . Theyre so cute at that age. They really are. We have a great show for you tonight. Eddie murphy is with us tonight. [cheers and applause] thats right. And we have music from the sugarhill gang tonight. They traveled all the way from the bronx to be here. [cheers and applause] and as if that isnt enough, we have another star here tonight from mexico, say hello to my security guard, guillermo, everybody. Guillermo [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] jimmy well, do a little spin for us, come on, lets see the back of that thing. There we go. [cheers and applause] i know youre supposed to be eddie murphy, but you look like a big fruit rollup. Like a little sausage. Jimmy so, have you seen the trailer for the new star wars movie . This is star wars rise of skywalker. Lucasfilm released the trailer during halftime of the patrio patriotsjets game. So we took the liberty of asking members of the local crew here in brooklyn. Where are they . There they r are. We asked them to revoice the trailer in brooklynese. Be prepared to be transported to a galaxy very far away. There goes that. Ooh, so many roots. Ah well, that sucked. [ bleep ] is that . Listen up quiet down what did i miss . Ah. Can you believe this weather . I know, this [ bleep ] weather. Whoa. How you doin . How you doin . You want some . Come on, lets do this. Slow down, fly up. Ah. Hold still, dont be a baby. You okay . You good . Am i good, no, were all going to die in a [ bleep ] spaceship explosion. How about you . Beep, beep, beep. [ bleep ] love you, man. Badaboom. No giddy yap, you horse. Dont bust my balls. Sta wars, the rise of skywalker. Get your [ bleep ] tickets. Jimmy i like it better that way. Get jj abrams on the phone. Thanks to our brooklyn crew. You are a force to be reckoned with. Thank you. [cheers and applause] we are in what is considered to be downtown brooklyn, even though its not down at all. Were pretty far north. Brooklyn ballet is down the block from us. Every day we see ballerinas coming to work on the way in. And brooklyn also happens to be the man bun capital of the united states. This is, there are a lot of guys with their hair in little knots on the top of their heads. So in the past we played the game hipster or hasidic. But tonight, as fashion changes, we change, too. And its time to play a new one called man bun or ballerina. All right . Lets begin. Is this a man bun or a ballerina . The audience says man bun and it is ballerina. Jimmy ballerina indeed. You have the idea now . Lets try again. The audience says man bun. Is it, a man bun. Jimmy man bun. Yeah. Thats one of our writers, by the way. Hes not one of yours. Lets try another one. Man bun . Now youre getting unruly. Lets find out. Is it man bun . Man buns. Jimmy two buns for one. Next okay. This could be misleading. Does that bun belong to a man or a ballerina . And it is a ballerina. Ballerina. Jimmy it is a ballerina. This isnt easy. Lets see another. Man bun . The audience is saying man bun. Lets find out if they are correct. Man bun. Jimmy hes prouder of that than he should be. And i believe we have one more. Ooh. Wow, now thats tough. Lets look at that again. Is this the bun of a man . Nobody knows. Les find out. That is a dog. Its a mans best friend bun. So there you go. I think we could zipped kasyndi, you know . I would like to address something that ive been having to deal with for quite some time. This is an issue that i face on an almost daily basis. And this week i have to confront it even more. In new york. People frequently confuse me with another person who isnt me. As a Public Service to me and him, we made a video together that hopefully will clear this little headache up once and for all. Hell loero, im jimmy kimmel. Im jimmy fallon. Some people think im jimmy kimmel. Some people think im jimmy fallon. We decided to make a quick video to explain whos who and whats what. We understand why people get us confused. The names. Mmhm. We both wear suits. We both have shows. Both have dark hair. Both white guys, which is not as exciting as it used to be. Definitely not. But the truth is were different jimmys in a lot of ways. I was born in brooklyn, new york. I was born in brooklyn, too. Not a great example by me. But were different. What did jimmy fallon have for breakfast today . I had oatmeal with baby carrots on top. Thats what i had, but thats a pretty common breakfast. Totally. Count of three, name your five favorite breakfast cereals, ready . Fruit loops, lucky charms, frosted flakes, count chocula, trix. Theyre very popular. Like pizzas everyones favorite for lunch. Certainly is mine. Mine too. I love pizza. Im wearing pizza underpants right now. Look at this. Look here. Uh. No way. Nipples. Did you say nipple . Mmhm. Why would you say that . Oh, i say it all the time. Nipples. Have you had a dna test . I just did a 23 and me. Yeah, i have, actually. Turns out, im 100 that bitch. Highfive on that. Sorry, im bad at high fiving. Im bad at highfiving, too. Yesterday i tried to highfive somebody and poked a lady in the eye. Wait a minute. Was she about this tall, russian lady . Yes. I poked her other eye. I know how were different. Do you believe the earth is flat . I know its flat, i walk on it. Holy a 1992 pontiac grand am. That was your first car too . When i was a baby, i absorbed my twin brother in the womb. So did i. His name was larry. Ah. Mine was lawrence. So. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Who are you . I dont know. Do you have any tattoos . One. Oh. We both have a tattoo of tattoo . Nipples. You know, i think im starting to understand why this is so hard for everybody. Were like the same person, i mean, unless you like matt damon. Mmhm. No, hes the biggest loser in the world. In the world. Can i see you in the bathroom for a second . Yeah, yeah. I want to show you something. You have a small penis, too . Yeah. [ laughter ] a message from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. Jimmy i still cant tell us apart. Thanks to jimmy fallon or me, whichever one of us that was. We have a great show for you tonight. We have music from the sugarhill gang. We have a big mystery guest waiting in the wings. And well be right back in brooklyn with eddie murphy. 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We were found. Im back where i belong found by the hounds. Back in babys arms the more things in your home you make yourself, the more it feels like your home. Theres something just really special about putting in our own time, sweat, blood, tears into our home. Were learning how to do these things as we go. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt, but its really fun. We want to create a place for more people than just ourselves. Im candida. Im jeff. And were airbnb hosts. Jimmy welcome back to night four of our weeklong residency at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Tonight, you can see them on tour starting november 9th, in st. Petersburg, and you will see them moments from now right here. The sugarhill gang from the mercedesbenz stage. [cheers and applause] that will be fun. Tomorrow night, we close out the week with john krasinski, paul shaffer, multiple mystery guests and a surprise Music Performance that is as big as it gets. We may even give you a preview of that later in the show tonight. All right. In fact, we will give you that. On the day he was born, our first guest tonight was automatically the funniest baby in brooklyn. He is back to save us from an unpleasant world in the criticallyacclaimed new movie dolemite is my name. See it in theaters and on netflix now. Please welcome eddie murphy. [cheers and applause] jimmy cwow. I have to tell you, i am so excited that you are here. Thank you for coming. Great to have you here. You were born here in brooklyn. Born right here in brooklyn. [cheers and applause] jimmy you live where . What part of the city, of the borough did you live in . I lived in bushwick, right on linden street between bushwick and broadway. Jimmy what did you like to do when you grew up as a kid here. You moved when you were 10 years old . 10. Jimmy what were your activities . Out here . Jimmy yeah. Just the basic stuff. We used to play in the street, play skely, hot peas and butter. Do they still play hot peas and butter . Jimmy no, what is hot peas and butter . Like you would take a belt, hide it somewhere, everyone would look for it, when theyd get close, and theyd say, youre getting hot, youre getting hot. Theyd find it and whip you. Hot peas and butter. Jimmy now i know why we didnt play it. So if you found the belt you get whipped with it. Anyone you could catch you could beat them with the belt. Jimmy now that would be on the news if you did Something Like that. Would you go to carvel or nathans . We went to nathans and coney island. Jimmy would you go on the rides at coney island . Oh, yeah. Jimmy oh, really . They had the hellhole back then. Stand, spin in a circle. Press you to the wall. Afterwards you throw up. Jimmy right. Thats why they call it the hellhole . Jimmy they sell more hot dogs that way i think. Would you get in fights when you were a kid here in brooklyn . Was there a lot of fighting . Because on myobloc the block, t nonstop fighting. We got jumped, me and charlie got jumped. In the 70s and 60s they had these kango hats, beaver hats. Back then you would take baby oil and put on it and keep smoothing your hat out. It was cool. Me and charlie, i had a blue one, charlie had a green one. They jumped us at the bus stop and stomped our beavers. They were so jealous. Jimmy its a weird thing, they wouldnt even steal stuff. On my block theyd steal your sneakers, tie the laces together and throw them up on the power line and youd have to walk by your own shoes all the time. Especially humiliating. When did you start doing ventriloquism . [ laughter ] that was actually the first thing i asked my mother for when i was about 8 years old. I asked for a ventriloquist doll. Jimmy was it a Charlie Mccarthy doll . No, willie talk. And his eyes didnt move. He was looking straight out. Jimmy and would you do who . Like friends and stuff like that . I would try to talk and not move my lips. Jimmy could you do that . Talk without moving your lips . I was pretty good. Jimmy you were . Not good enough to follow it, but. Jimmy yeah, right, probably a good idea that you didnt follow it, but do you do that anymore . Do you entertain your children with this sort of stuff . I have two ventriloquist dummies now. Jimmy you do . Yes. But theyre of people that i know. I have a couple of friends that are characters. C i could do their voice. I have a friend val young. I have a ventriloquist made that looks just like her. Well go and trip sometimes. Ill pull the dummy out, shell be talking. Jimmy does val like the dummy . She loves it. She doesnt call it a dummy, though. Shell say go bring out the val doll. Its not a doll. Its a ventriloquist dummy. Wheres the val doll. Jimmy whos the other dummy . Paul mooney. Jimmy paul mooney. I do him. Hes there, i do the dumb emy talking. If youre part of the little circle, its very funny. Jimmy what was pauls reaction when you produced the dummy for the first time . He said oh, [ bleep ] youre crazy. You have lost your [ bleep ] mind. Jimmy earlier this year i was at a party at your house, and thank you, i dont know if you invited me or not, but i came. I was very excited to be there. And embarrassingly, i was the first one to show up. No, you werent. There was other people there. Jimmy i was the first one, yeah. The people who were there were there like kind of hanging out with you to start with. And i walked in, and you and arsenio were watching youtube videos, and i was just like, oh, my god, this is just what i prayed it would be like. And there were quite a few comedians there. Chris rock was chappell, Sacha Baron Cohen were there. Are you aware of how giddy we were to be in your house . It was a party. I didnt know they were just giddy. Jimmy no, we were giddy to be in your house, and its fun to be with chris rock, who is this unbelievable or Dave Chappell who are like, i cant believe were in Eddie Murphys house. Theyve been in my house. Jimmy he still cant believe it. So you, i guess, yeah. [cheers and applause] and one of the things that were all excited about is this idea that you are planning to return to standup comedy. Yes. [cheers and jimmy which is a little bit like hearing Michael Jordans going to play basketball again without the physical element there. Because you know, you really, im sure youre aware of how much you mean to everyone, especially of a certain age group that i happen to be on one end of. Are you worried that you cannot live up to this, this thing you created . No, i wont be worrying about stuff like that. [cheers and applause] im, i, i tend to think constructively when im thinking about something creative. Ill think about, im thinking about how making it as funny as possible. Because i want to shut you [ bleep ] down when i do it. I wont be thinking about oh, whats going to happen . What are they going to say . Are they going to put me on youtube . Thats just part of the world now. Jimmy are you the kind of person who will walk out in front of an audience and spot one woman whos not laughing . And then whos not laughing . Jimmy her name is ann. Shes laughing now, but i got nothing from her before. Where is she . Jimmy shes right there. Were going to take a break. When we come back, were going to see a clip from eddies new movie, dolomite is my name. Eddie murphy, everybody. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live in brooklyn are brought to you by ciroc vodka. Distilled from fine french grapes. It ignites our imagination. In search of inspiration and daring new ideas. At lexus our greatest curiosity isnt a machine . Its you. Experience the rewards of our curiosity. 50 off sale this weekend . Plus take an extra 20 off . Plus take an extra 10 off when you spend 50 or more . Plus everyone gets 10 kohls cash for every 50 spent stack the savings . This weekend at kohls. Hey. Hey. You must be stevens phone. 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It is on netflix now and in movie theaters. Explain to the white people who dont know who dolomite is. Dolomite is this character that a comedian named rudy may moore came up with, and rudy may moore is a comedian from the 70s, this underground comic that i was a fan of for years. Jimmy you loved him. You and your brother used to watch him. He has a little cult following. This movie started out kind of like stoner pictures. People would smoke weed and watch his movies. Look, you can see the microphone coming in the shot. So thats why people started watching them, then they kind of developed into the, when i started making movies, had a whole different appreciation for them. This guy, he financed these movies himself and kind of put it all together his self and did his records the same way, he became one of my heroes. Jimmy it is an inspirational story. Hes a total inspirational figure. Jimmy this is a guy whos determined to be successful and tried as a musician and dancer and then found his thing playing this character, dolomite. And really, he risked everything. Everything. Jimmy and you met, youve been trying to make this for a long time, right . About 15 years ago i approached him. And he was like, man, lets go on tour together, they want to see us on stage, man. Jimmy why do you think he wasnt interested in you playing him . I think the idea of a movie about him sounded ridiculous to him, like [ bleep ]. Jimmy how could it sound ridiculous to him . We said were going to make a hollywood movie about how you made dolomite. To him, at the moment it sounded like thats not something thats going to happen. Jimmy really . Even with you . No, you know. I met him, coming off like a movie like pluto nash ii. Hes like, man, they aint makin no movie like that. Jimmy so you got stiffed by dolomite. I went and watched the original. And that scene is almost identical to the scene in the real movie. Yeah, theres a bunch of stuff. We went to the same locations. And we shot, we had exact outfits and cars and, its just craig brewer directed it, just really did a spot on. Jimmy its really, really great. And Wesley Snipes is great, too. He is so funny in this movie. Youre a mysterious man, youre aware of that, right . Am i mysterious . Jimmy yes, you are. I want to run through a few random questions if youd be so kind to solve this mystery for us. You turned down a chance to be part of we are the world. In the we are the world video. Is that true . I didnt turn it down. I wa doing sometng else, and stevie, i was in stevie wonders studio. A