Im italian, or im an italianamerican and many of my fellow italianamericans get defensive about Christopher Columbus. Im not sure why. First of all, he was working for spain. He wasnt yvoneven working for italy. Second, never even got to north america. He was never here. Did you know that . The closest he got was the bahamas. He died thinking he went to india and found a trade route to china. He did neither one of those things. This was a guy with three boats and a bad sense of direction. [ laughter ] columbus is basically the 1492 version of the people who write first in the youtube comments section. [ laughter ] but for some reason italians think its an insult to you are our ancestry to say no to columbus. Columbus missed india by 9,000 miles and still decided to call everyone he met indians anyway. [ laughter ] you know, Leonardo Da Vinci invented the helicopter in 1493. He drew a helicopter. Why dont we celebrate him . There are 100 maybe 500 more deserving italians we could be celebrating. Da vinci, marconi, michelangelo. Bon jovi. We could have bon jovi day. [ cheers and applause ] we could be celebrating dress up on cowboys and on a steel horse we ride. Instead we honor a man whose gift to america was measles. [ laughter ] Christopher Columbus had one job and he screwed that up. And today as a nod to columbus we went out onto hollywood boulevard. That was our journey today. To find out if people on the street could do a better job of finding the places columbus couldnt. Can you find india for us . Im going to say its somewhere in this direction. I just dont know exactly where. India would be here. No. Thats japan. Over here. No. Over no. Over here. No. Thats greenland. Can you do us a favor . Sure. And find india for us on a map. Oh, yeah. Im texas. Yeah, thats where texas is. Thats texas. Congratulations. Yes. Where in texas are you from . This little general area. Its a pretty big city. Near dallas. Can you show us the route you took to get from texas all the way over to california . Sure. I got on a plane here in dallas and then about three hours later i ended up in l. A. X. Where did you go . Show us with the pointer. From right here all the way over. Yes . All the way over here to california. Is that north america . What continent is is is is you are as qualified a navigator as Christopher Columbus. And so therefore happy columbus day. Happy columbus day. You navigationally challenged idiot. I didnt even know it was columbus day. What are people from india called . Um. India. Not indians. Yeah. Right. Sure. People from india . Yeah. Indonesian. One more time, would you find texas for us . Sure. Texas is located right here in north america. Right here towards the bottom. We know this is south america. We dont know that. Were not 100 confident because its not labeled. Maybe like you know what . Hold on. This one looks more like north america. It sure does. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Im getting close. And this one right here would be texas. Yeah. Okay. Were getting hotter. Texas right here. Yep. And now were in california. Right. So show us the route you took. I always get florida and california mixed up. You do . Theyre on opposite sides. But this right here would be california, then. That is florida. Dang. Okay. Then this ones california. I just flipflopped them. What year did Christopher Columbus supposedly set out to discover america . Ive got this one because i learned a little song about it. Christopher columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942 or 7 no, 42. 22. 1922. 1922. A little rhyme on there. Yeah. You did it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, thats i could watch that for an hour. Cnn should hire him to run the magic wall. You know . Oh, today, by the way, happens to be canadian thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] so happy thanksgiving to our canadian friends who today gather with their families to focus on what theyre thankful for, mainly the fact that Justin Bieber moved away and that donald trump is not their president. So happy thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] especially to my constituents in dildo where i am of course the mayor and i have not forgotten you. Our Pumpkin Spice president had a busy monday. This is his schedule today. This is real. Monday. No Public Events scheduled. Probably for the best. Trump apalooza made a start in lake charles, louisiana on friday where again he used all the best words. The radical democrats policies are crazy. Their politicians are corrupt. Their candidates are terrible. And they know they cant win on election day so theyre pursuing an illegal invalid and unconstitutional [ bleep ] impeachment. Jimmy he really is the Abraham Lincoln of our time, isnt he . [ laughter ] louisiana senator john kennedy was there to get his president ial pat on the head, and this character john kennedy, suffice it to say, is no john kennedy. I mean, is this louisiana . I told you, donald j. Trump loves louisiana like the devil loves sin. [ laughter ] jimmy good one, grandma. You really hit the nail on the head. [ laughter ] even the devil was like leave me out of this. [ laughter ] trump blabbered for a full 90 minutes, filling his fans with so much wisdom we had no choice but to slow it down to savor a new edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed speech ] i love you, peter. I love you, julissa. Lisa. Lisa. Oh, god, i love you, lisa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy run, lisa. Do not get on the bus. Meanwhile, in washington the impeachment train is picking up steam. On friday trumps former ambassador to ukraine, marie yovanovitch, testified that the president pressured the state department to get rid of her. Today Congress Heard from trumps former adviser fiona hill. This is a fun story. The Washington Post said one of the first times fiona hill, who was his russia adviser, met the president he handed her a memo hed marked up and told her to go revise it because he assumed she was a secretary. When she seemed confused he got angry. He seems like a fun boss. He really does. [ laughter ] the post also learned that trumps ambassador to the eu, Gordon Sondland this is the guy who sent that cryptically worded text message about that there was no quid pro could. He plans to testify that the president dictated that message to him personally and on top of that the president s lawyer Rudy Giuliani is said to be under investigation by the u. S. Attorneys office for his financial dealings in ukraine. On friday trump said he didnt know if giuliani was still his lawyer. And that must have ruffled some feathers because over the weekend he suddenly had lunch with rudy and tweeted support. So now they are after the legendary crime buster and greatest mayor in the history of new york city Rudy Giuliani. He may seem a little rough around the edges sometimes. Might even be insane for all we know. [ laughter ] but he is also a great guy and a wonderful lawyer who is now in need of a wonderful lawyer. Such a onesided witch hunt going on in usa. Deep state. Witch snunt dont know. Was there a group of witches that hunted down regular people . I dont know. So trump and giuliani are still a team. Whenever donald trump considers getting rid of rudy, rudy hypnotizes him with that giant pinkie ring he wears. But make no mistake, the president is melting down like a creamsicle in july. Hes threatening to sue nancy pelosi and adam schiff, which you cant and not only that, whos he going to get to sue him . All his lawyers are either in jail or going there soon. [ laughter ] hes even feuding with fox news. According to the new york times, he called the head of fox news to complain about what he perceived as unfair coverage of him. He really is the snowiest, flakiest snowflake there ever has been, isnt he . You could ski on donald trump. But Shepard Smith over the weekend left fox news. Shepard smith was one of the only reasons they were able to use the word news after fox with a straight face. And now hes gone. He was with fox for 20 years. Trump didnt like shep, as they call him. So for reasons unknown he made a sudden departure on air friday night. Fox news is no doubt nervous because the president suddenly continues to threaten to start his own cable news channel. Liberals lie. The once great fox news is now a bunch of pissy sissies. In times like these turn to the Trump America news network. At 7 00 a. M. Its broads on a couch. Followed by nugent at noon. At o. J. Simpson. Then im eric haifa, merica, hosted by first son eric trump. The Trump America news network, tann. Next summer, get tann. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive got a melanoma already. Impeachment and turkey and syria and all manner of hell breaking loose. This is what the president is working on right now. Vote for good guy sean spicer tonight on dancing with the stars. He has always been there for us. That might be his greatest abuse of power yet. [ laughter ] i have some Important News to share. Especially for those watching us in new york. Next week were taking our show on the road. Were going to brooklyn for five shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music. And leading the way, our advance party is our own guillermo, whos driving crosscountry this week in his custom tour bus, the guillermobile. Guillermos first stop along the way is in dallas, where he appeared this morning with jane mcgary on good morning texas. The guillermomobile is what youre bringing to dallas. Yes. I got to go inside it last year when you were last here. What did you like best about being in texas . There we are. Look at that. Do you remember that . Oh, yeah, i do. Do you remember me . Let me see. Not really. Just say you did. You know, i meet a lot of people. Jimmy guillermo hasnt learned the art of [ bleep ] yet. But lets go live now to dallas where the guillermobile is parked at marianos hacienda. This is the home of the original frozen margarita machine. And guillermos inside. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, how are you doing . Look like youre enjoying yourself. Is that mariano with you, guillermo . Thats right. Heres mariano my friend. Jimmy mariano, did you invent the frozen margarita . I ifrn invented the frozen margarita machine. Jimmy oh, the machine. It was inducted in 2005. But all they saw was the frozen margarita machine and they put it in the snack bar next to the popcorn. Jimmy oh. Now its in the smithsonian right next to julia childs kitchen. Jimmy wow. So julias spirit is getting good and drunk there. Now, has guillermo tried to stick his head under the margarita machine yet . Oh, my gosh. He did. He did. All day long. Until i gave him this. Jimmy what . What is that . This is a mexican emmy. Jimmy oh. For you. Then it takes a you take the hat off. Jimmy oh. And the head. And now its full of tequila. Jimmy of course it is. This is the only way i could stop him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one head replaces the other. Guillermo, i see my friends billy and johnny mutra behind you there. Yeah, theyre right here. Jimmy hey, guys. How are you . I saw guillermo, ive been getting reports that youre not happy about this bus trip. Is that true . Well, yeah, jimmy. Because the bus driver doesnt let me do number two in the bus. Jimmy well, that is a shame. [ laughter ] geez. Anyway, i know what a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys you are and i invited a friend to stop by to cheer you up. Here he is, the phenomenonforme quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys, tony romo from cbs sports. [ cheers and applause ] tony. [ chanting tony ] jimmy thats the real tony. Have the cowboys called you and asked you to come back this morning . No. But abcs nightly show did. Jimmy they did. Jimmy kimmels on the fence they said. I got no other offers. Jimmy have you ever had a sip from a mexican emmy before . Is that a real thing . I dont even know, actually. Jimmy according to mariano it is. So tony, heres what i want to ask you. Guillermo is going to ask you to sleep at his house tonight. Say no. Would you sleep at my house tonight . I will say no one else is here but its getting a little uncomfortable. Jimmy it is getting uncomfortable. [ laughter ] thats how we like to keep it. But i can tell you right now that guillermo and me, were really close. The mexican family stays strong. This is yours. Jimmy tony is latino. Many people wanted to replace columbus day with tony romo in the United States and tony said youre mistaking me for an italian, i am not one of those, i am indeed of latino descent. Well, looks like you guys are really having a lot of fun there. I wish i was there with you. I dont know why guillermo guillermo, apologize to all these people for being upset that youre in their city right now. Im sorry, guys. I apologize. Jimmy you know what would be a great way to apologize . Guillermo, you and tony buy everyone a round of drinks there in the bar. How does that sound . [ cheers ] yeah when he says you and tony, he means guillermo. Buy everybody a round of drinks at the bar. I agree. I will. Jimmy guillermo, pull that credit card out of tonys pants. All right. Well, thank you, guys. Geef guillermo, tomorrow you will be where . Where are you going . Im going to chicago, jimmy. Jimmy guillermo will be at the old town ale house in chicago. Youre not driving the bus, are you, guillermo . No, of course not jimmy. Hes going number two. Jimmy thanks to tony. Thank you, mariano. Thanks to billy and johnny. [ cheers and applause ] one more thing. Our guests in brooklyn, we have not announced this. This is the first time. Our guests in brooklyn next week could i get a drum roll . Will be. Bruce springsteen, john krasinski, ellie kemper, benedict come ber bam, kelly ripa, alicia keys, bill murray, bernie sanders, paul shaffer, david byrne, the national, and none other than eddie murphy will join us in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] tonight weve got morris day with snoop dogg, mykalmichelle harris and well be right back with jeff bridges. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by allstate. Im your cat. Ever since you brought me home, that day. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. 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Then, the new song is called lil mo funk, morris day with snoop dogg from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night after the debate, sir elton john, taika waititi, music from thom yorke, tomorrows modern boxes, and later this week, jennifer aniston, paul rudd, lizzy caplan, dave matthews, blanco brown and tyler childers. So please join us for all that. Our first guest tonight is a true renaissance man, an oscarwinning actor, musician, artist, and dude. Hes also an accomplished photographer. This is his new collection of photos called jeff bridges pictures volume 2. Please welcome jeff bridges. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Its always a treat to see you. Its always good to be here. Jimmy i heard you chatting with snoop dogg in his dressing room before. Yeah. Jimmy that worried me a little bit. I can see that. I can see why. We had a good time. Im a big fan of his. Jimmy had you met snoop before . No. No. Jimmy i love this is a great pairing, the two of you. Really cool, yeah. No, i admire how hes an adventurer. Jimmy did you smoke with the adventurer . Well, thats none of your damn business, jimmy. Jimmy im looking at you. Doesnt seem like you did. No. Ive got a great threshold. [ laughter ] jimmy you have a big milestone birthday coming up in december. Seven zero. Jimmy will there be a big deal . Lu make a thing out of it . Yeah. Jimmy you will. There will be a big deal. My wife and my buddy Alan Kozlowski are throwing me this thing in a club, and theyre going to get owl my musician buddies, all my ancient friends. It got me kind of anxious. I did the i did the 50year and the 60year birthday, and its that big thing where youve got so many loved ones that its just it feels too weird. Jimmy you dont get a ton of time with each of these people. Yeah. Jimmy right. But i told them, i just want to im going to show up and like just let it wash over me. I dont want to know whats going to happen. I dont want anything to do with the planning. Jimmy i like that. That seems like its probably your philosophy in general, yes . Pretty much so. Jimmy youve also done a beautiful job of documenting much of your life with whats the camera that you use . Its called a wide lux. Jimmy the wide lux. And its a japanese panning camera. So its kind of a cross between a still camera and a movie camera. In that the lens actu