They expect the heat will cause the usual problems. Blackouts are possible. Driving is more dangerous. People who netflix may be unable to chill over the weekend. So heres a little advice. Ive lived in some hot places. I lived in vegas. I lived in phoenix. What i do, i put my clothes in the fridge overnight, and youll thank me in the morning, just the president put on a real scorcher of a show last night. I dont know if you saw any of it, but trump held a rally in north korea i mean North Carolina last night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and i dont know if someone over there at the rally has a sense of humor or what, i doubt it, but this is the song they were playing last night before mike pence came on stage. Macho, macho man macho man i got to be a macho man i got to be a macho ive got to ba macho jimmy i want to be a macho. Mother, i want to be a macho. Moments later, the macho man himself, captain space force, took the stage. He was summoned there to introduce his master, donald trump, who took time to do an introduction himself of a local area candidate for congress. I want to introduce the next member of congress, from North Carolinas 3rd congressional district, just won a great race, dr. Greg murphy. Greg is a winner. Jimmy no, greg is not a winner. [ laughter ] greg is a seal is what he is. [ laughter ] the president put on quite a performance. He did 90 minutes with no intermission, no information. He started the rally saying he had plenty of time because he nothing to do. That might be the first factual statement hes made since becoming president. He lashed out again at the four nonwhite congresswomen hes been going after this week. He called them socialists who hate america. He especially targeted congresswoman omar of minnesota who was born in somalia and moved here when she was a kid. Once he started in on her, the crowd, clever bunch that they are, came one an all new version of the popular chant lock her up. Obviously and importantly, omar has a history of launching vicious antisemitic screeds. [ crowd chanting send her back ] jimmy isnt that lovely . Leaders lead i guess is the message there. So there was outrage today from democrats and even some republicans over that chant. Not mitch mcconnell, though. That spineless reptile, not only did he not condemn the chant, he actually said, and this is for real, he said i think the president s on to something. [ laughter ] he may be on something, but hes not on to something. [ laughter ] the New York Times reported that ivanka had to have a chat with dad this morning to tell him this was bad, and so the president , who seems to only listen to her, did his best to distance himself from the chant, claiming quite unconvincingly that he tried to stop it. Why didnt you stop them . Why didnt you ask them to stop saying that . Number one, i think i did. I started speaking very quickly. It really was a loud i disagree with it by the way. But it was quite a chant, and i felt a little bit badly about it. But i will say this, i did, and i started speaking very quickly, but it started up rather fast. You will stop them if they tried to do it again . Well, i didnt like that they did it. And i started speaking very quickly. I could have excuse me, really . If you would have heard, there was a tremendous amount of noise and action and everything else. I started very quickly, and i think you know that. Jimmy so four times he said he started very quickly. So lets go to the tape now and find out how very quickly he started. [ crowd chanting send her back ] she talked about the evil israel. Jimmy see, you can tell how upset he was by how he paused to allow the chant to fill the stadium while he basked in it. Trump also said that if these congresswomen dont love america they can leave it. Guillermo, bring in the scroll for a second. Because i want to talk about this new phrase of his hes been saying. America, love it or leave it. Okay. According to the bill of rights, a document the president reads about as closely as everyone else reads the apple terms and conditions, an american citizen has the right to feel and say anything he or she wants about the country, and if you do love america you want it to be as great as it can possibly be. Does that mean you have to love every single thing about it . Obviously not because if that was true all those people screaming love it or leave can would have left when obama was president or when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage or [ cheers and applause ] or for that matter when they made a lady ghostbusters, they would have all got on their nina, pintas and santa marias. But to love america means to love what the country stands for. It means you respect the right to free speech, even if the speech differs from yours. And here this is from a guy who faked an injury to get out of vietnam. Right, guillermo . Guillermo thats right. Jimmy hes my fact checker. [ laughter ] here comes a guy who trashes american war heroes, who kisses communist dictator ass, who makes most of the crap he sells on his website in china. To hear him say someone else doesnt love america and they should leave is crazy. Its the constitution. Its not the donstitution. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo wrote that. Guillermo i did, yeah. Jimmy and i tell you something, mr. President. If you dont understand that, then yes, maybe you should leave. Go be president of whatever [ cheers and applause ] go be president of whatever country supplies you with your next wife. Im sure theyll welcome you. And take that little poodle, mike pence, with you [ cheers and applause ] the real hero here is guillermo, who worked all day on that scroll. Guillermo yeah. Thats right [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this, to me, represents the best of america. This is from yesterdays baseball game between the cubs and the reds at Wrigley Field where during the seventh Inning Stretch matt nagy, whos the head coach of the chicago bears, gave a rousing rendition of take me out to the ball game. Listen very closely here. A one a two a three take me out to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and crackerjack jimmy did he say what i lets listen in again real quickly. Buy me some penis and crackerjack jimmy maybe its one of the stadiums that bought peanuts. I dont know. While were on that subject i want to show you something because this is a real warning that was put out by the food and Drug Administration this week. We did not make this up. This is on the fda website right now. The food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use big penis, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. [ laughter ] has an official warning from the fda ever had the words big penis in it . [ laughter ] this may have been a first. This is the stim lantd in question. According to the fda, these pills have a hidden ingredient that could have dangerous side effects including a sharp decrease in Blood Pressure and freaking out at a long island bagel shop. [ applause ] and products like this, there have even been deaths attributed to them. The product is called big penis, usa. But im not sure its from the usa. Because i did a google search. This is one of the ads i found. Okay, so this is the can you zoom in a little bit on the thing . Now it looks like im the spokesperson for this. [ laughter ] all right. So this is how they sell this supposedly american product. It says improve male sexual capacity, effective treatment impotence, premature ejaculation, improve sexual life quality, hearing speed solution, men of secret sorrow. [ laughter ] according to United States expert john doctor of research, proved man and woman reach climax of time it does not as of boast exist must time poor. Man as long as can shot must reach climax. Women may time to time as they needs long time strongly stimulate needs continued long time passion campaign. 68 of female average need time up 8 minutes above to reach climax and 45 of women average need 12 minutes to reach climax. But 75 above male they too hot tempered. [ laughter ] [ applause ] now, im having some doubts about whether the product was actually made here in the usa. So we reached out to the company, and with us, joining us live via satellite tonight is the ceo and founder of big penis usa, vince durfin. Lets say hello. Hello, mr. Durfin. Thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. Please, its not mr. Durfin. Call me big penis. Jimmy what . Well, i own big penis, and the company is named after me. Jimmy oh. How about i call you vince . Fine. Jimmy i just read a statement off the big penis usa website, and it seemed like it has been translated badly from another language. Are you guys really an American Company . You bet your engorged washington we are. We are as american as apple soup. [ laughter ] jimmy so do you agree with the fdas assessment that you were misleading customers . I do. Jimmy oh, you do . Yes, and we are sad that we didnt disclose the active ingredient in big penis. That was an oversight and does not in any way represent traditional big penis values. Jimmy thats good. What are traditional big penis values . Just out of curiosity. Its a commitment to give you an mvp enis. I see. I founded this company to give men a raging meat monster, so big and full it could block out the sun. [ laughter ] all i wanted to dos with give the fellas of the world a big muscular dingdong. A oneeyed trouser troller so big you could strap it into your passenger seat and ride with it in the carpool lane. [ laughter ] now that is big, jim. Good lord, what a wonderful time to be alive. Jimmy it really is, yeah. By the way, im not sitting on a chair right now. Jimmy oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] but just to get back to the dangers, products like this they say could cause Serious Health problems, possibly even death if people dont know whats in it. They can . Jimmy yeah. Well, thats no good. But i say its a small price to pay for big penis. We give men a chance to have an elephant in their pants. Jimmy i see. Penises so big they were reading at the sixth grade level. Something youd have to carry around in a duffle bag. A duffle bag jimmy oh, yeah. Yeah. Good lord, what a wonderful time to be alive. Jimmy yeah, you said that. Its worth repeating, james. Let me ask you something. Does your penis have abs . [ laughter ] jimmy no, it does not. Can you claim it as a dependent . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think so. Well, i can. Jimmy you can . Yes. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Is that a satisfied customer. I once saw it eat a whole baby pig. Jimmy oh, my god. Isnt he magnificent . Jimmy this has taken a bit of a turn. I thought you were going to apologize. My goodness. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i really thought you were excuse me, what do you apologize for when you have a fivestar banana condo like this . Jimmy goodbye, vince, thank you for of your time. Bye to all of you. Thats vince something or other. All right, weve got a good show for you tonight. We have music from spoon. The coach of the rams, sean mcvay is here. And well be right back with Billy Eichner. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] do we really have to choose him to be our next spokesperson . Hes so boring. Hm. Sounds like youre on the fence. Why dont i just leave you my resume . Yes, its laminated. No thanks. Youre hired try caramel m ms. Ow. Sun care is self care. I used to not love wearing an spf just because i felt like it was so oily and greasy. 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And if this isnt enough tonight, you can see spoon on tour with beck and cage the elephant tomorrow night in fabulous las vegas. Next week, we are back at it with quentin tarantino, casey affleck, danny mcbride, senator Bernie Sanders and many more including rascal flatts and the raconteurs. So please join us for that. Our first guest tonight began his career stalking unsuspecting new yorkers like a lunatic with a microphone on billy on the street. Now he rubs elbows and knees with no less than beyonce herself. He plays the meerkat timon in the lion king. It opens in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome Billy Eichner. [ cheers and applause ] you look nice. I like it. Thank you. Jimmy you look very nice. Thank you. Jimmy how are you . Are you all right . I am great. I am in the lion king. Jimmy i know. And by the way, youre not just in the lion king. You are the number one star of the lion king. Thats not true. Jimmy in my opinion. Oh, well thank you. Jimmy you may not be the most famous person in the lion king, but you are the best one in the lion king. Oh, my god. Jimmy you are. And people will see that and they will agree en masse. Thank you. Im just so excited because [ cheers and applause ] that was very nice. Beyonces going to hate you now. Im mostly excited because im going to be so rich after this. [ laughter ] in just a matter of days, jimmy. Jimmy did they record you for toys and that kind of stuff . Im a happy meal toy. Jimmy excellent. Im like two different 12u6d animals. Jimmy nice. And im in the movie. Its pretty great. Jimmy you landed like an hour ago. This is how much i love you. Yesterday morning we had a huge lion king premiere in london. And then yesterday morning i was in london. I flew to new york yesterday. I was live on good morning, america and kelly ripa this morning in new york, flew here, came right from the airport, and here i am. Jimmy im glad you made it. I really am. [ cheers and applause ] i was worried. I worry about this kind of stuff. Yes. Jimmy we almost medevaced you here, and you got here with plenty of time. Im here. Im just thrilled. Yeah. Jimmy you were in london for the royal premiere. The royal premiere. Jimmy which means the royals came to the premiere. Yeah. Prince harry and Meghan Markle came. And beyonce was there and Sir Elton John was there. And i was there randomly. [ laughter ] and it was great and we were all kind of nervous. Even beyonce. You know . Jimmy really . Yeah, because the royals. Jimmy they should be bowing to her. Well, thats true, actually. Shes our american royalty. Jimmy yes. What makes you nervous is in the days leading up to it they email you a protocol of how youre supposed to greet prince harry and meghan. And they are very intense about it. Jimmy i bet. Im not kding. Youre supposed to say your Royal Highness. You cant speak until your hands are like in a handshake with his. My plus one, my guest i brought with me, my very good friend jared, they said he had to stand behind me and not speak unless he was spoken to. [ laughter ] im not kidding. I was like, does that same rule apply to jayz . [ laughter ] i have a feeling it doesnt. Jimmy no. And i got really nervous because what do you say . I was with seth rogen. Me and seth rogen played timon and poomba in the lion king. Hes wonderful. Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] hes great in the movie too. Not as good as you, but very good. Well, thank you. So we got, i got nervous, because your Royal Highness sounds a little weird and bowing feels weird. I dont even know what they want you to do. And in my head, im like what do you call her . I keep thinking shes princess markle, but that sounds like a character on super mario brothers. They dont even call her that anyway. I was completely freaked out. Although they were very, very nice and very chill and down te h. Lovely. Jimmy did you exchange phone numbers with them or anything like that . No, not quite. But jimmy did jared get to speak . I think he got to say hello. Whats strange is meghan and i went to the same college here, we both went to northwestern, we were both theater majors. And we were there at the same time. I didnt know her when we were there. So we ended up having this very casual conversation about our acting teachers at northwestern. Jimmy yeah. And she was really cool. And harry was great. Harry, by the way. [ laughter ] harry. Harry. Harry was great, too. They were very nice, lovely, beautifullooking people. Jimmy yeah, sure. And have you now become friendly with beyonce . Because i know this is a big thing. Yes. Jimmy you sing with beyonce. I am on a song with beyonce. Jimmy which is crazy. Yes. Seth and i start singing can you feel the love tonight and then her and Donald Glover take over. Were on itunes now, were like on the pop charts. Jimmy i said this to my wife and she said it right back to me. Like wow, billys got a great voice, like a real singing voice. Thank you. I started off thinking i was going to be on broadway as a kid. Thats the truth. I opened my mouth as a kid and had a good singing voice. And i took singing lessons. And then i got older jimmy did you go to auditions and stuff . I went to auditions. I really wanted to be a child star on broadway, right . But i was a big fat sweaty gay jewish kid. Right . [ laughter ] shout out, i know some of you are watching. [ applause ] i really was, though. Proudly. And theres not much for a big fat sweaty gay jewish 12yearold to do on broadway. And all the other boys are trying to play like gavroche in les miserables, the little sprightly thin european boy. And im like belting songs out like mama rose. Jimmy and there you are singing with beyonce. I am singing with beyonce. Jimmy it was a little delayed but i think of you know as a big child star. [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy you got you a little present. I know this is a major thing in your life and i wanted you to have something to commemorate it. I think people will obviously know you sing with beyonce but this could really help. You mind if i open it . Because otherwise its not much of those talk show gifts. This is, i dont know if youre an overalls kind of guy. Uhhuh. Jimmy but this is for you. This is a oh, my god jimmy im on a song with beyonce. [ applause ] thats yours. By the way, this wou