Last appear before the special committee to talk about his report on collusion basically, hes allowed to answer questions about anything as long as we already know it or dont care about it, so the Justice Department has instructed Robert Mueller to quote, remain within boundaries. Is that necessary . He seems to me like, Robert Mueller is the guy who use the dividers in the Grocery Store checkout line even when theres nobody behind him. The president weighed in on this and wrote highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him and the phony democrats in congress who have done nothing but waste time on this ridiculous witchhunt. No obstruction, no collusion. If you type it in big letters it makes it true. So tomorrow the testimony begins at 8 30 a. M. Trump initially told reporters wouldnt watch any of it, then he said he might watch part of it, which means he will watch all of it. This is something that im surprised the president hasnt tweeted about. Theres reports that wilbur ross has been sleeping on the job a lot. At meetings, the secretary frequently nods off. Sometime he and ben carson curl up into each others arms like two adorable kittens. This is wilbur ross. You may know him as the bad guy they unmask at the end of every scooby doo. A spokesperson for tcommerce Department Said secretary ross is a tireless worker who is the sole decisionmaker at the department. Lets take a look at some of his tirelessness then. To inspire mankind. Great cities hes very, very, not very many people know it, wilbur ross is betsys dad. Hey, speaking of effective public servants, Sarah Huckabee sanders is said to be pondering a run for governor in her home state of arkansas. Which makes sense. Her dad was governor, and they couldnt do worse than him. The election isnt until 2022. But theyre already print beiin posters. Theyre off to a strong start. And not only do they have a poster, they have a commercial, too. The people of arkansas deserve a governor with a plan, a plan to address the issues, arkansans care most about, like education. Ill have to get back to you on that one. Job creation. Im not going to get into those details. Health care. Ill be happy to check into it and circle back. A leader who is not afraid to lay down the law. Id have to talk to our legislative affairs team and get back to you on specifics of those details. Sarah huckabee sanders, the candidate who will get back to you on that. Jimmy shes going to do great. Meanwhile, in the united kingdom, as of tomorrow theyll have a new Prime Minister. And this is exciting. Its first time theyve ever had a Prime Minister who looks like he smoked meth in an arbys dumpster. This is the Prime Minister. President trump issued his well wishes as did his daughter, congratulations Boris Johnson who is the Prime Minister of the united kingston. They wont enjoy sports. They both have beautiful, flowing blond hair. And they both take patriotism very, very seriously. England basically elected the jim carey to our jeff daniels. Now both of our countries are led by a johnson. So this is, while were laughing at other countries for a change, this happened in brussels over the weekend. They had a military parade to commemorate the of independence. If you watch these guys, its like, oh, well, like theyre running out of batteries or something. This sh why you visit the beer garden after the parade. How many of you are familiar with kickstarter, the crowd funding site . So you know what it is. If you dont, basically, if you have an idea for a product or project or just about anything, kickstarter can help raise money to bring that idea to light. But if your kickstarter fails to reach its funding goal, everybody sets an amount, you get nothing. Everybody who contributes gets their money back if you dont hit the goal and the idea dies. And i hate to see an idea die. So we spent the last six months going through kickstarter looking for worthy products that didnt get funded and tonight were going to give those projects a Second Chance. So our first Second Chance comes from austin, texas. I want to introduce to you the wine muff. I wanted to solve a problem i had during the winter months, and it had to do with my hands getting cold when i took a sip of wine. I no longer have that problem since i developed my wine muff. Jimmy and here in person is suzanne with the wine muff. How are you . Im good. Jimmy glad you could come. Thank you. Jimmy tell us about this. How many glasses of wine had you had when you came up with this idea . Well, there were probably a few. Jimmy youre sitting in the yard, cold . We sit outside year round at the table. And so i dont like to, the gloves just dont do it, you know, when you have to do like this. So this solved my problem. Jimmy would you do that motion again . Is that how youre drinking wine . Well, sometimes, if its really cold. Jimmy maybe you dont need an invention, maybe you need an intervention. Okay, so you have this idea, and youre like, wow, why dont i make something thats kind of stylish, and we can put my hands in, and show everybody how that works. You just have a hole there where the stem of the wineglass is. Right, and theres some snaps where you can close it and get it snug. Jimmy will this also work with other things . Yes, you can use coffee cups, tumblers. I think you can also use, make it as a bouquet for a wedding. Jimmy be great for a bong here in california. Yes. But you did not reach your funding target, right . How much did you get . 706. Jimmy and how much did you hope to get . 10,000. Jimmy who gave you 6 . How did it arrive at 706 . It was just one of those get what you want. Jimmy she is relaunching her kickstarter. If anyone would like one of these, go to kickstarter, search for wine muff. If it goes well, maybe everyone can have a wine muff or a mine wuff. Thank you. The next project is the brainchild from south carolina. Its your standard twoway radio that looks like an avocado. Well try a pair i made a couple months ago. Top walk, one, two. Thank you. Jimmy so this is andrew, the guacetalky. How much pot are you smoking . What are you talking about . Jimmy tell us about the genesis of this idea. So its really a magic recipe. You put a walkietalkie inside an avocado and you get a guacetalkie. Jimmy oh, no, they get it, they just didnt get it. What was your target price . Oh, my goal . I was looking to raise 25,000. Jimmy 225 . No, 25,000. I misspoke. Jimmy how much did you actually raise . 616. Jimmy did it occur to you that maybe this should be a pun rather than a product . It the first time im thinking of it. Jimmy okay. All right. You really, like you made this. Oh, of course, yeah. Jimmy did you have a friend that told you this was a good idea . Just the opposite. Jimmy can we try it out . Yeah, of course. Jimmy all right, give one to guillermo over there. Now what do i do . Now there it is, the guacetalkie. I just push the button. Its sticky. Hello, guillermo, do you hear me . Hello, hi, jimmy. Jimmy see, hes the perfect audience for this thing, right . Like a mental patient, talking into an avocado, this is great. So you would like to raise how much money . Im looking for 60,000. Jimmy now why has the amount go from 25,000 to 60,000 . Im using a different manufacturing platform. This i was doing by hand, using an acrylic casting system. But that is not, you know, its sticky. Jimmy yeah, its its a little moore. I want i want to make a better product. Jimmy maybe a mushroomba. If you want a your home, go to kickstarter and search for guacetalkie. Do you want this back . Theres glue on it. The last great inconventiventio from toronto. My name is you can use it anywhere. Its the ideal tool for remodelling or renovation. Made from approximately five pounds of cast iron. Its virtually indestructible. Jimmy now this is a product, guys [cheers and applause] what does this thing weigh . About seven pounds. Jimmy and what inspired this . Like a super hero. Jimmy like the hulk. Like the kids have the foam rubber version of this. You want to make sure they doesnt m dont mix them up, of course. I would never expect a product like this from canadians, but here you are with this. Were very peaceful. Jimmy did you bring this through the airport . Yes, we checked the bags. Jimmy what did they think . They thought it was a sex thing, right . So what kind of stuff have you smashed with this . A lot of actual work, drywall, Kitchen Cabinets and we did a lot of fun things. Jimmy today we have a fun thing. Weve got a watermelon. Maybe you can demonstrate with a watermelon how this works. Go right ahead. [cheers and applause] see, now that would be a fun visitor. But this wasnt designed for watermelons, was it . This was designed for deconstruction. Yeah, destruction. Jimmy for walls. May i have it . Oh, all right, this is mine. Yeah, i dont need the glasses for him, believe me. If you were to want to knock down a disgustingly ugly wall in your home, you would take this thing and youd go like that. And then youd go like that. Right . And then maybe even like that, right . I think this is a winner, guys. Good job, jimmy. Jimmy so how much, how much are you guys trying to raise . You came close last time. We came very close. We were asking for about 11 11,300. And now were asking about 35,000. Jimmy how much will this cost . Including shipping, which is quite a bit of the cost. Jimmy yeah. Were charging around 80. Jimmy oh, my goodness. If you want to own a large metal fist to destroy your home, go to kickstarter. Com, search demo fist. Beautifully done. Thanks to andrew and suzanne. Wheres that avocado . Jimmy tonight on the show, music from burna boy. Jack quaid is here. 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Jimmy our first guest comes from one of those families where, if you dont have at least one academy award, they make you sit at the kids table. Hes the writer, director and star of the new movie light of my life. It opens in theatres and on demand august 9th. Please welcome, Casey Affleck. [cheers and jimmy feel like im in the untouchables or something. No, just keep talking, thats all right. You got the big iron fist, im going to bring something out. Jimmy it would be silly to come out unarmed. How are you doing . Actually, im doing all right. This is a gift for you. Jimmy thank you very much. I made this myself. Ive been getting into woodworking a little bit. Jimmy what are you making, mostly bats . Oh, look at that, what does that say on there . Ca heart jk. Jimmy thats very nice. How about that, thats very beautiful. Its like an oldfashioned kind of bat. A little old timey, but youre kind of an old timey guy. I was carving that sucker and i was thinking about you. Jimmy you brought some video of the actual process. Thats you in the headgear, protective. Is that a lathe . Thats hard work, bro. Look at that. Jimmy that is hard work. Thats sanding, why are you doing that . Youre youre an actor. Youre not supposed to work. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody. I was, im doing it because actually, i read somewhere that it makes you happy if you work with your hands. People who work with their hands are actually happier. It stimulates a part of your brain that makes you happy, and i also like doing it. Jimmy well, it must make you happy, i guess. That one didnt make me happy. Jimmy have you tried one of these . Have you gone in a game with one of these homemade bats . Ive made several and i did try to hit with one. I didnt have good results, but i cant blame it on the bat. Batters got to take responsibility. Jimmy what is the key to making a good baseball bat . Its not that hard. Theres a million guys in the Carpenters Union who could make a better bat, you put it in the lathe and shape it like you think this should be. Jimmy do they do it like hand in louisville slug sner. They have a machine, and they can make it for guys who know what they want. This took me about four hours. Jimmy is this because your brother was batman, and youre like, now im batman. Theres a little fuzz. Jimmy hows your Baseball Team going . I know you play on an adult league. Were doing well. Jimmy whats the name of your sneak. Were called the love. Jimmy the love. I know you have a minimum of nine, but how many are weve got about 15 guys, and theyre great. Theyre all very good. Im getting close to being one of the oldest guys now. Jimmy oh, are you really . Thats no good, is it . What was that . Jimmy i dont know, somebodys messing around in the band. Probably doing woodworking. Whats the age range on the guys . Weve got guys who are in their early 20s, maybe 18 up to 40, up to 50. Jon hamm plays on my team, i think hes mid50s. Jimmy hell appreciate you saying that. What position does hamm play . Hamm doesnt show up that much. Jimmy he doesnt show up. No, hamms busy. Jimmy what position do you play on the team . I used to play third base, but its getting harder. Let some of the younger guys get in there. I like to play right field. Jimmy right field. Do your kids play baseball . My kids play baseball. They also play football. I coach them, which is really fun. Jimmy oh, you do. Its the only time theyll listen to me. Jimmy do they listen to you . I coached my sons basketball team. Not only did he not listen to me, none of the kids listened to me. What does that say about you . Jimmy not a good coach . Were you nervous when you were coaching . Jimmy no, you know the big mistake i made honestly . I joked around with them the first day, and i was fooling around and theyre like, oh, look, hes [ bleep ]. You dont have to take him seriously. Hes a peer. Hes one of husbanus. I dont fool around with those kids. But i let them know whos boss. We played for seven years in this flag football league, and we never won. And i thought this last season i was like, you know what, you can pick your team, i said lets pick a winning team. Well be the patriots, know what i mean . That will help us get there. I asked my son if that was okay, and he said no, i want to be the browns. I was like, listen, the browns have struggle the. But he put his foot down. His favorite player was odell. So we said okay, well be the browns. And undefeated in the regular season. Jimmy oh, really . And we won the super bowl. Yeah, it was great. [cheers and applause] thank you very much. So i was pretty proud of that. I find an email for the pr guy for the real cleveland brown, i thought theyd feel inspired by our victory. I wrote them an email, and i was like, hey, listen. I want you to know these kids out here, we did one for you, wed always say for cleveland. This is a picture of us, the team and the trophies. And it was like four weeks later i get a response and it says great job. If youre ever in cleveland, come see a game. I was sort of expecting like the jet might be sent. Kids would be like brought onto the field. Jimmy yeah, sure. . Co come see a game. Thanks, guys. Jimmy they are the browns, how exciting do you expect them to be . Theyre named after the worst color. I dont feel that way, but i think theyre going to win one pretty soon. Jimmy Casey Affleck is here. Well hear about light of my life, his new movie. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the new Porsche Macan. Choose thrilling. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. I mean i think Sprints Network and savings are great, but dont just take my word for it. Try it out and decide for yourself. Switch to sprint and get both an unlimited plan and one of the newest phones included for just 35 a month. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. v. Especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. The worst. At subaru, were taking on distracted driving [ping] with sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. The allnew subaru forester. The safest forester ever. You know how much i love you . To the sun and back. To the sun and back 30,000 times, and its not even our sun. Its a sun on a distant galaxy. Were taking a very, very slow spaceship. It takes a very long time. Theres a lot of headwind. Its quite a trip. How much do you love me . Like to the top of a tree. What . Jimmy thats Casey Affleck in light of my life. A movie he wrote, starred in and directed. You did all of those things . Yes, im the only person