Freedom and self determination. Freedom and self determination. In £360 million worth of funding for uk manufacture is set to be announced ahead of wednesdays budget. £200 million of that will be invested in zero carbon Aircraft Technology , with pharmaceutical technology, with pharmaceutical and Car Companies also set to benefit. The chancellor says benefit. The chancellor says its aimed at helping the uk become a world leader in manufacturing to boost the economy. Although jeremy hunt has tried to play down expectations of tax cuts in wednesdays budget , a seven year wednesdays budget, a seven Year Old Girl has died after a migrant boat carrying 16 people capsized in northern france. Capsized in northern france. Shed been travelling with her pregnant mother , her father and pregnant mother, her father and three siblings. The boat got into difficulty off the coast of dunkirk park in an attempt to cross the English Channel in the early hours this morning, early hours of this morning, rail in england and wales rail fares in england and wales have risen by almost 5 today, an increase above inflation comes despite some of the highest numbers of train cancellations for a decade, amid strikes , bad weather and faulty strikes, bad weather and faulty infrastructure. Public transport infrastructure. Public transport campaigners say passengers are being punished by the increases, which could add hundreds of pounds to annual travel costs for some commuters. I would be quite happy for the rail fares to go up if they invested the profits in the infrastructure feature, so that the rail network and the rolling carriage was was consistently good standard, and that the trains ran on time. Its a bit much. Its a bit much. Thats just sort of like come out of the blue. That took me off key there. Nothings really changed off key there. Trains,gs really changed off key there. Trains, so really changed off key there. Trains, so its. Ly changed off key there. Trains, so its nothanged off key there. Trains, so its not reallyj the trains, so its not really fair to raise the prices. I fair to raise the prices. I think if theres a change and more trains are put on and stuff like that, maybe then, but not right now , donald trump could right now, donald trump could take step towards take another step towards a november rematch with november election rematch with joe biden tonight. Joe biden tonight. Voting is underway in washington dc , with mr trump washington dc, with mr trump hoping to continue his clean sweep of states in the race to become the republican partys president ial candidate. Hes now won six states after victories in missouri, michigan and idaho. Last night , however, he in missouri, michigan and idaho. Last night, however, he made a number of false claims at Campaign Events , including Campaign Events, including alleging that joe biden is smuggling people across the border from mexico and again confusing the current president with barack obama. More on all with barack obama. More on all of our stories available on our gb news alert service. Just scan gb news alert service. Just scan the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. Com slash alerts. Now its time for headliners. Now its time for headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners your run through tomorrows newspapers with three comedians. Im your host, Stephen Allen here with josh howie, a proud member of the Jewish Community who sat next to paul cox, who calls himself a gammon, which feels like a hate crime. Now well, called me a gamut. Well, people called me a gamut. It just depends how often i eat him. Dont know when can you him. You dont know when can you eat gammon. 7 eat gammon. 7 um. Um. Um. Uh, are we talking in a sexual sense. 7 sexual sense . Were always talking. Were always talking. I eat turkey, gammon, so im okay. Uh, right. Lets go for a quick look through mondays front pages. The daily mail has front pages. The daily mail has cash for care, jobs, visa scam. The front page of the telegraph says police solve no burglaries in half of country. Says police solve no burglaries in half of country. At the in half of country. At the times. Hunt looks for 9 billion to balance his budget. The to balance his budget. The guardian goes with budget plan risks forcing uk into second lost decade. Hunt warned the i hunt fuels tory jitters of election budget light on, uh, tax cuts. The daily star, the big mac daddy , those are your big mac daddy, those are your front pages. Lets try and make front pages. Lets try and make some sense of all that to the guardian. Josh, their front page. So, uh , its the week of the so, uh, its the week of the budget. Get ready for lots of stories about the budget. Budget all week long. This is the moment the tories have been waiting for. This is when theyre going to win back the country and give us all tax cuts. And all all tax cuts. And were all going to be and were going to be flush. And were like, give one like, oh, lets give him one more on that. Yeah, more chance on that. So yeah, budget plan risks forcing uk into second lost decade. Hunt warn im glad they said the second lost decade because just to remind you, theres been a lost decade already. Heres come in another one. Uh so yeah jeremy hunt he was out on all the on sunday. All the talk shows. He was basically sort of shows. He was basically sort of pooh any tax. Hes like, shows. He was basically sort of poo a any tax. Hes like, shows. He was basically sort of poo a conservative tax. Hes like, shows. He was basically sort of poo a conservative and hes like, shows. He was basically sort of poo a conservative and im like, shows. He was basically sort of poo a conservative and im going im a conservative and im going to be responsible because he doesnt as money as doesnt have as much money as they were going they hoped they were going to have. Has reduce the have. He also has to reduce the amount of interest that were paying amount of interest that were paying the debt. The paying on the debt. The countrys. So, um, yeah, countrys debt. So, um, yeah, hes just like, you know what . You know, those tax cuts weve been towards the been all gearing towards the last year . Yeah, not might not be happening now. And, um, be happening now. And, um, thats where were at. Yeah. Paul, when did they say lost . Lost decade . I thought they meant you know, when they play they meant you know, when they play a hit on the radio from 2001, yeah, its like 2001, im like, yeah, its like ten ooh, thats not ten years ago. Ooh, thats not the lost decade theyre talking about. Financial. The lost decade theyre talking about. Jeremyinancial. The lost decade theyre talking about. Jeremyinanc is. The lost decade theyre talking about. Jeremyinancis possibly no. Jeremy hunt is possibly the most uninspiring man of all time well. Dull. I mean, hes time as well. Dull. I mean, hes prudent. Of course. Time as well. Dull. I mean, hes prudent. Of course. Hes a conservative chancellor well, okay, are a challenging him, okay, you are a challenging him, josh. Im just saying that he probably gold. Just. Probably takes the gold. Just. Just gold. Um , he. Just pips the gold. But, um, he. I dont know why he has to look. Theyre going to lose, right . This is what im trying to say. The conservative guys are going to election. So to lose the next election. So why not go out with a bang . Half the income treble public the income tax treble public spending . I mean, the only thing that can happen then is labour are going to come out when they win putting taxes win and go, were putting taxes up and were cutting public spending. And that would spending. And that would make for interesting couple of for a very interesting couple of weeks on this paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. | this paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. Dont paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. Dont ever paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. Dont ever runjl, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. Dont ever run the me a favour. Dont ever run the country thats right. Country. Thats all right. I cant country. But just cant run the country. But just for about a week wed have an amazing liz truss week amazing time. The liz truss week. Paul cox week, destroy the economy. Economy. Imagine that. That you could be Prime Minister for less time than liz truss. She would, would. Shed she would, she would. Shed be gutted because only be gutted because the only thing shes moment that shes got at the moment is that quiz name. And quiz question to her name. And if and stole it, she if i came in and stole it, she would mad. Would be mad. Oh, many would say she already. Well, anyway, um, next up we go to the daily mail. Paul up we go to the daily mail. Paul, what . Cash for care, jobs , they got cash for care, jobs, visa scam. So this is in the mail. Undercover mail probe finds rogue fixers are charging unqualified migrants up to 20 grand for work permits to fill vacancies of vulnerable care. Residents are essentially being looked after , in some cases by looked after, in some cases by entirely unqualified migrants that that essentially came in on a false visa because it was it was fraudulent on behalf of some dutch middle person and whilst im sure this is a relatively small number, its harrowing to think that theres even one out there. I mean, our elderly do not get looked after well in this country, and to think that those that dont have family around them , that dont have the around them, that dont have the money to spend on them , are money to spend on them, are being by somebody being looked after by somebody who is just essentially trying to into the country to get into the country any which they can. The idea of which way they can. The idea of thatis which way they can. The idea of that is terrifying to me. That is terrifying to me. Yeah, yeah. Its not just yeah, yeah. And its not just the getting in any which way they can. One of those ways would trained in this. Would be to be trained in this. Yes, and do it. Yes, go and do it. Are other ways that there are other ways that would be the better doing it. This is well, the other way is, other panellists have is, uh, other panellists have pointed is to pointed out in the past is to increase amount uh, the, increase the amount of, uh, the, the you know, how much they pay and get british people to do it because its not a nice job. I dont particularly, dont think particularly, uh, we dont think particularly, uh, we do massive shortage, do have a massive shortage, which why i imagine theres which is why i imagine theres a bit of people overlooking some of these, uh, qualifications as. Oh, this is photocopied. Uh, oh, this is photocopied. Uh, well, and, um, but it is another loop hole that we have in the system of allowing people into this country who shouldnt necessarily be here. Yeah , yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the mail seems to identify here the steve allen balance , you know, the steve balance, you know, the steve allen balance isnt that balance. This is this is more saying this is part of the problem when you let just the private sector run something to do with health. Yes. Because if was the yes. Because if there was the incentive private Company Incentive for a private company to so vigilant as to not to be so vigilant as to not be able staff its uh, care able to staff its own, uh, care home, whereas if it were a bloated public thing like the nhs, they tend to make fewer mistakes, like that. You dont want the bloke, you dont want the inefficiency, but you dont want thinking, want is someone thinking, oh, well make money by just overlooking this error. Yeah. And thats the whole thing about the system that its the care system is that its separate. Its, you know, funded by people having sell their by people having to sell their houses the moneys houses and the moneys being spent who even spent on people who arent even qualified the way, its least and by the way, its at least five i this five grand a week. I know this because, when my nan , because, uh, my, when my nan, uh, was in a care home, she basically gobbled up her, her and my grandads life savings. Selfish im still angry about it when you tell me about that. How when you tell me about that. How little inheritance you got . No, little inheritance you got . No, no, it just makes me furious. But i have hung in there. Didnt she just clung in there . Sucked all that money away . Remarkably, she did actually. Just cling in there. I think it was just to annoy my dad. Largely but, um. Which which she succeeded in doing. Is it which which she succeeded in doing. Is it wrong for me to which which she succeeded in doing. Is it wrong for me to say doing. Is it wrong for me to say that i hate your grandmother . Is that i hate your grandmother . Is that that wrong . You wouldnt that is that wrong . You wouldnt be the first josh howie. Sorry, sorry, mrs. Cox. Right, lets move on to all right, lets move on to the telegraph. Josh, what have they their front page . The telegraph. Josh, what have the please their front page . The telegraph. Josh, what have the please thei|nont page . The telegraph. Josh, what have the please thei|no burglaries in please solve no burglaries in half of country. Yippee so , uh, half of country. Yippee so, uh, this is pretty depressing stuff. Certainly, if youve been robbed , uh, and youre hoping to get some of yours, its great news. If youre a criminal, youre a criminal. Basically , this is a this is basically, this is a this is a business. Is booming for me. Steve. Yeah uh, 1 in 25 reported burglaries , basically 3. 9 are burglaries, basically 3. 9 are actually resulting in charges. Actually resulting in charges. Half the country for the last three years. Uh, even the three years ago, they said, look, were really going to get on top of and then, um, six of this. And then, um, six months or so, they said, of this. And then, um, six montigoing or so, they said, of this. And then, um, six montigoing to so, they said, of this. And then, um, six montigoing to go they said, of this. And then, um, six montigoing to go to ey said, of this. And then, um, six montigoing to go to everyd, were going to go to every single house and were going to investigate fingerprints single house and were going to invewhatnot, fingerprints single house and were going to invewhatnot, and ngerprints single house and were going to invewhatnot, and itsrprints single house and were going to invewhatnot, and its justts single house and were going to invewhatnot, and its just doing and whatnot, and its just doing no good. We just seeing no good. And we are just seeing these people just getting away with and in i its with it. And in a i think its in. Yes. Uh hertfordshire 2. 2 of burglaries, just over 1 in. Yes. Uh hertfordshire 2. 2 of burglaries, just over1 in 50 actually results in some kind of charge. Uh, its not sustainable charge. Uh, its not sustainable. The police, weve seen examples of the police not doing their job. Examples of the police not doing theirjob. And examples of the police not doing their job. And there examples of the police not doing theirjob. And there are many reasons i dont want to, like, blame the police outright for what were seeing on the margins. But this kind stuff what were seeing on the m basic. But this kind stuff what were seeing on the m basic 1011t this kind stuff what were seeing on the m basic 101 policing,|d stuff what were seeing on the m basic 101 policing, solving|ff is basic 101 policing, solving burglaries. This is the stuff that we read about in childrens books. Yeah, absolutely. They climb the window, climb in through the window, black stripes. Not black and white stripes. Not that because that difficult to find because thats any thats not fashionable any longer, it . So can longer, is it . So you can see them the street, on them on the street, written on them on the street, written on the written on the the back, swag written on the back, like, you know, chandeliers back chandeliers hanging out the back. I it easy to blame. I mean, it is easy to blame the , isnt it . Because the police, isnt it . Because largely the polices fault. Um, i know that theyre understaffed. Course they understaffed. Of course they are. Its very easy. Its are. Its also very easy. Its particularly here on this channel. We could say things like, they shouldnt like, well, they shouldnt it shouldnt so much of shouldnt be spending so much of their arresting people their time arresting people for misgendering , you misgendering people or, you know, policing hate marches know, not policing hate marches properly, but but josh is absolutely right. Okay there is just a new hed love that every time. I didnt even need it every time. Just right. Josh is absolutely right. So much rightness it rightness coming out of this. It feels an easy win. But feels like an easy win. But i dont know how easy it is to feels like an easy win. But i dont aiow how easy it is to feels like an easy win. But i dont a burglary. Easy it is to feels like an easy win. But i dont a burglary. Isy it is to feels like an easy win. But i dont a burglary. I wishis to feels like an easy win. But i dont a burglary. I wish i to feels like an easy win. But i dont a burglary. I wish i knew solve a burglary. I wish i knew it difficult because it was this difficult because you to get involved. You would have to get involved. At least , at least pay like at least, at least pay like small , poverty at least, at least pay like small, poverty ridden children to do it for me. Yeah, like a yeah, like oliver twist. Look, i think the easy win is in this article where it says, look, they decided to get the police to turn up to every burglary. Yes. Nothing about solving it. Its very easy turn up to a scene very easy to turn up to a scene of a look your phone of a crime. Look at your phone for send some messages. For a while, send some messages. Go home. That saying. Go home. Not that im saying. Thats they do, but thats thats what they do, but thats what i do. Because clearly theyve follow through on theyve got no follow through on this. You crime this. Thats how you get a crime rate hertfordshire. Rate 2 in hertfordshire. I live in so youre in hertfordshire, so youre right, im going to convert. Im going career going to pivot my career a little bit. You want to give us youn little bit. You want to give us your, your your main, your address burglars want to any burglars might want to know oh youre going to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they got better they got they got better stuff than you. Oh definitely cost of petrol im go far. Im not going to go far. Point. And yeah. Good point. And im involved do it. Yeah. Good point. And im inv yeah. Good point. And im inv yeah. Good point. And im inv yeah. Good point. And im inv we finished this section with the daily star paul in the sense that normally the big that they normally make the big mac daddy. Of course. Now this guy, hes beenin of course. Now this guy, hes been in quite a bit this unbelievable fast food fanatic retains his hotly fought world record after scoffing 34,000 big mac burgers. Burgers. Although he has cut down from nine burgers a day to two, god bless him. Quite a cut back nine. Quite a cut back nine. So this guy, i dont know if we havent got that picture there, but he looks exactly like there, but he looks exactly like the sort of bloke who would eat nine but the fact hes nine burgers. But the fact hes hes hes alive , hes hes not fat, hes alive, hes alive, hes done this , this, alive, hes done this, this, this the face of the this laughs in the face of the obesity crisis, because obesity crisis, really. Because he doesnt appear to have any type two going on. I mean he has got the uh rather got a lot of salad, scary looking in the big mac. If it was a quarter pounder with might be real with cheese, he might be in real trouble. The big mac has trouble. But the big mac has a little bit lettuce in it. Little bit of lettuce in it. Gherkins there. Little bit of lettuce in it. He gherkins there. Little bit of lettuce in it. He has,1erkins there. Little bit of lettuce in it. He has, to kins there. Little bit of lettuce in it. He has, to be; there. Little bit of lettuce in it. He has, to be fairthere. Little bit of lettuce in it. He has, to be fairthehim. He has, to be fair to him. Cut fries as well. Hes cut out the fries as well. Hes just big macs now. Just on the big macs now. Theres no fries. Its just the moral the is just eat moral of the story is just eat big macs, kids. Its its totally fine. Its safe. Its totally fine. Documentary the guy who just documentary of the guy who just did mcdonalds a while. Did mcdonalds for a while. Super supersized. I was a bit of shenanigans going on with that allegedly paid undercover josh some burger paid undercoverjosh some burger king money involved. Do you remember the other . And there was a book that came out at the same time about mcdonalds and how it was, and i read it how evil it was, and i read it thinking, this. And then thinking, write this. And then i was its actually was like, oh, its actually its i was like made i was told it was like not made out of real meat and all that stuff. And turns out actually stuff. And it turns out actually it was all right. Was it was all right. And i was like, eat at like, okay, and im gonna eat at mcdonalds and im mcdonalds more. Um, and im just, im being paid by big mac. Theres nothing wrong with mcdonalds. Is it a double big mcdonalds. Is it a double big mac . Live off mcdonalds mac . I live off mcdonalds and look me. Look at me. Thats front pages. Done. Thats the front pages. Done. Uh, join us after the break for extremism. Political division, war in the middle east and covid. Weve got the full set. Well see you in welcome back to headliners. Im Stephen Allen, still here with josh howie and paul cox to the times. Josh undermining British Values is to be considered extremism. Finally we can look extremism. Finally we can look up those queue jumpers. Thats exactly the first thing i wrote here of course is thats what thats basically what its about. How do you define British Values . Yeah, ive written that now. Yeah next story. Next story. Moving on there. Yeah. So groups undermining British Values to be guilty of extremism. Now the present definition is of extremism is a vocal or active opposition to fundamental British Values. Hence the joke British Values. Hence the joke about queues. Uh, theyre about queues. Uh, theyre looking to change it to, uh, to actions that undermine the countrys institutions and all the values , uh, because and the the values, uh, because and the reason why this is important is that actually gives the government the power to do something, which is , uh, at the something, which is, uh, at the moment they can exclude people from government, uh, or council funding, be be barred from working with public bodies. So if they put through this new, uh, definition, theyre going to have to like, get half the Civil Service to quit. Have to like, get half the Civil Service to quit. Uh, i dont know whos going to run the country, what seeing country, but what were seeing overall here overall, no. For a week , um, is and were seeing week, um, is and were seeing across europe and youre having these liberal democracies are sort of somewhat presented with the dilemma of maintaining what keeps the keeps us a liberal democracy. Uh, and those democracy. Uh, and those freedoms at the same time, theyre being threatened by these seemingly outside source force things even though theyre in. And we saw that obviously over the last few weeks with the, uh, what i would call the hate marches. But weve also hate marches. Uh, but weve also seen it with things like just stop attacking , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and attacking , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnotng , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot. G , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot. Uh,ih, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot. Uh, france is homes and whatnot. Uh, france is getting tough, and they just kicked someone out, like basically straight away. And basically straight away. And they said, right, like, this guy was like, the french flag is satanic. Theyre like, all satanic. Theyre like, all right, see you later. On right, see you later. Youre on a kind of a plane. Uh, and thats kind of stuff you have to be careful, though. Of course, throw though. Of course, not to throw the without the baby out with without without you with the without the, you know, with the islamic extremists. So its , islamic extremists. So its, its and then and one of the other things theyre going to do. Yeah. Is theyre going to theyre up list of theyre drawing up a list of foreign extremist preachers theyre drawing up a list of foreign be tremist preachers theyre drawing up a list of foreignbe bannedpreachers theyre drawing up a list of foreign be banned from 1ers theyre drawing up a list of foreignbe banned from entry theyre drawing up a list of foreign be banned from entry to wholl be banned from entry to britain. But its what britain. But its like what youve been letting them in already. Youve been letting them in alreonr. List. On the list. On the list. Thing i would and the first thing i would do look, weve all do is go look, weve got all this insane of mosques this insane footage of mosques and these, like, hate speech coming mosques. If any of coming out of mosques. If any of them citizens on a them arent uk citizens on a plane, goodbye. That would be my first step in my week running the country. Is there a worry about if you make youve got to is there a worry about if you maiits youve got to is there a worry about if you maiits unintended ouve got to is there a worry about if you maiits unintended consequences. See its unintended consequences. So only do you to so not only do you have to define values, kind define British Values, you kind of undermining of have to define undermining because you tell because, you know, if you tell jokes about the house lords jokes about the house of lords not working , are we to get not working, are we going to get deported . Comedians. Deported . A stand up comedians. Steve. Look, off you go, steve. Look, youre absolutely right. And this quite conflicting this is quite conflicting in many ways because, you know, were nearly all of us, free were nearly all of us, uh, free speech advocates. And the idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou dvocates. And the idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can ates. And the idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you. And the idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you shouldthe idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you should be idea were nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you should be free that you can you should be free and liberal to live your life in a, in a liberal democrat way. Is in the essence of all of us, i think, and to some degree, this this contradicts that. However, weve seen where weve got. And the trouble is, like we both said, both the three of us, like weve all said, um, we have i think we would have to start again and redefine what our values are because we dont really understand what our values longer. Really understand what our values longer. Weve values are any longer. Weve gone the hole gone so far down the rabbit hole of britain is bad, and white people are bad, and we should feel about and do feel guilty about this. And do you grandfather you know what your grandfather did years its like , did 600 years ago . Its like, all right, mate, im sorry. We need to get over this. Yeah. All right, mate, im sorry. We need � years over this. Yeah. All right, mate, im sorry. We need � years ago, this. Yeah. All right, mate, im sorry. We need � years ago, ids. Yeah. All right, mate, im sorry. We need � years ago, id sayeah. All right, mate, im sorry. We need � years ago, id say you three years ago, id say you what, mate . We live on big macs in wonder that in our family. No wonder that you any money. In our family. No wonder that you like any money. In our family. No wonder that you like that. Any money. In our family. No wonder that you like that. Flies ny money. In our family. No wonder that you like that. Flies theyoney. In our family. No wonder that you like that. Flies they were its like that. Flies they were in home that long. But do you in a home that long. But do you know what . I think this is tncky know what . I think this is tricky ground. I like the idea of course i do. Im a gammon. Im red blooded. I want to get them out. But, you know, where do you draw the line . And its within law. Its going to be so within law. Its going to be so difficult define because difficult to define because youre going say, well, he youre going to say, well, he said and said this and he said that, and we these on stage we say all these things on stage every saturday night, every friday, saturday night, crazy stuff just to get a laugh. I dont have to i dont i dont have to leave, i dont do dont do it get do i dont even do it to get a laugh. I dont get a laugh. No one ever sees thankfully, no one ever sees me small crowds. Ill thankfully, no one ever sees me away small crowds. Ill thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. |ll crowds. Ill thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. Letswds. Ill thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. Lets movell thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. Lets move on get away with it. Lets move on to. Paul. Remember, to the guardian. Paul. Remember, levelling turns out the levelling up turns out the government didnt. Yeah , its quite travesty, yeah, its quite a travesty, actually. Fewer than 20,000 of the up projects the levelling up projects completed england 20. 20. Completed in england 20. 20. What did i say . 20,000. Oh my god, i cant even get my numbers right long right tonight. Its been a long weekend. Levelling weekend. Yeah, 20 of levelling up been up projects have not been completed. Fewer than a completed. Uh, fewer than a fifth, course, because thats fifth, of course, because thats 20 the projects approved by 20 of the projects approved by michael were not it and michael gove were not it and have not been delivered and given everything thats been going on, i think weve forgotten about levelling up to some degree. And this was a this some degree. And this was a this was a cornerstone of the tories manifesto , though, and what to manifesto, though, and what to some degree won over the red wall. That and the fact they said they were going to deliver brexit. But and they did deliver brexit, way look brexit, whichever way you look at whether good, bad at it and whether its good, bad or okay, thats up or indifferent, okay, thats up for have or indifferent, okay, thats up for nothing have or indifferent, okay, thats up for nothing levelling ve or indifferent, okay, thats up for nothing levelling up done nothing with levelling up and we all three of us work in london, londons london is constantly built. The constantly being built. The infrastructure grows all the time. The transport network is superb. You know, we are spoilt superb. You know, we are spoilt here and we, we, you dont see that all around the country and the idea that we could just get one thing right and that it be levelling up is not too much to ask. It because ask. London deserves it because its just so much better because were good. Were the best. So, so good. Were in london. Uh, were so good in london. Uh, yes. Is partly yes. This is, uh, this is partly why , you know, uh, labour will why, you know, uh, labour will probably win because, yes, its a broken promise. At the same time , its somewhat unfair time, its somewhat unfair because budgets have spiralled not not because of anyones fault. I mean, not specifically. I mean, theres a few peoples fault. We can point it out, but not necessarily the people who are implementing these plans. And are good ideas, like and these are good ideas, like things Industrial Centre things like an Industrial Centre in regeneration of in grimsby and regeneration of um bedfords train station. All um bedfords train station. All this stuff does matter. But the this stuff does matter. But the other thing is that it these it just takes years. Its so maybe just takes years. Its so maybe they should. The tories should be commended for putting in more long time planning, which is whats massively failed over the last 20 years. And actually so, so unfortunately, theyre not going to get the benefit of it and get the votes for it. But these some of these, um, schemes are to finished in a are going to be finished in a yeah are going to be finished in a year. In two and they are year. In two years, and they are going make peoples lives year. In two years, and they are going we|ake peoples lives year. In two years, and they are going we needieoples lives year. In two years, and they are going we need to ples lives year. In two years, and they are going we need to see; lives year. In two years, and they are going we need to see more. Better. We need to see more transparency, transparency in policies and manifestos. So policies and manifestos. So dont we . When you when you got a manifesto pledge, it says were going to level up. You were going to level up. You need that. I know its need to define that. I know its not popular were going not popular to go. Were going to over the next 57 to level up over the next 57 years. That doesnt really work. Years. That doesnt really work. But if thats the case, thats the case. And to say how youre going to do it isnt too much to ask for either. The applies ask for either. The same applies to whoevers in next want. To whoevers in next i want. I cannot wait to see the labours manifesto because they have been saying for 13 years how much better theyre going to do it, and cant to see how and i cant wait to see how theyre to do because theyre going to do it, because theyre going to do it, because the conservatives are very prudent money, prudent with their money, where as is not famous for as labour is, is not famous for being that way. Ive to be being that way. Ive got to be honest, disagree with you honest, i disagree with you there. In there. Theres councils in essex. Tory essex. They theyre tory councillors. Loads of councillors. They spent loads of money solar panels money on solar panels that didnt and whatnot. Didnt work and whatnot. So i think problem across the think the problem is across the board. See as you say. Board. But well see as you say. Okay, the telegraph josh labour promises to take back rochdale from George Galloway by fielding a great candidate. What fielding a great candidate. What do you think of that before i know crazy. What are they guys. Know crazy. What are they guys. Labour. Theyre so smart. Oh labour pledges to regain rochdale from divisions. Turkey. Rochdale from divisions. Turkey. Uh, George Galloway now, the reason why George Galloway essentially won uh, was because labour pulled out their candidate. Because it turned out he did anti semetic things. He did some anti semetic things. And you think that they would be on top of it now . They eventually pulled the candidate, i think, little too late. I think, a little bit too late. Uh, best worst of both possible worlds in terms of that. But the fact already he was fact that he was already he was in the running points to, as you say, the Selection Process and what the problems that they have there. So now theyre saying were going to select a great candidate. Ridiculous. Its candidate. Its ridiculous. Its like have that like you should have done that in the first place. This is like you should have done that in tpattern place. This is like you should have done that in tpattern isace. This is like you should have done that in tpattern is , e. This is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, this is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, theyhis is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, they select the pattern is, uh, they select someone to be an mp then the like basically jews. Me you know, goes through there twitter feed or whatever finds a bunch of anti semitic mental stuff. And we go , look, he does and then we go, look, he does this stuff and theyre like, oh, okay. Their okay. And then they their apologise and try and get away with or they have to pull with it or they have to pull him. So maybe im just saying im just, you know , dont have im just, you know, dont have to listen to but maybe just to listen to me, but maybe just have at their twitter. Have a look at their twitter. Just just have just google them. Just have a little look. Have look little look. Have a look at facebook, their with facebook, google their name with the anti semitism. The word anti semitism. Anti semitism anti semitism won the day, didnt thats what didnt it . Because thats what galloway votes on. Galloway got all the votes on. I mean, should have just gone mean, they should have just gone leant into it. Josh and labour would won on anti semitism would have won on anti semitism anyway. Well thats what genuinely like genuinely some people say, like maybe but, the question is maybe. But, uh, the question is how . How much of that vote is important or is going to make a real difference on very low turnout. Seriousness , turnout. In all seriousness, very low turnout. And the muslim vote did it. And thats vote did win it. And thats because gallup was able to galvanise that vote in a way that the rest of the vote was not galvanised labour all over the place. Tories had no chance. Theres no one else in. There were in it. Were literally werent in it. Well, what have well, do you know what i have seen this week it came from seen this week when it came from galloways seemed galloways camp . But they seemed to still the ballot to still be on the ballot to some now, i dont, some degree. Now, i dont, i dont was dont know because it was too late and whatnot, dont know because it was too late so and whatnot, dont know because it was too late so thats and whatnot, dont know because it was too late so thats what1d whatnot, dont know because it was too late so thats what it whatnot, dont know because it was too late so thats what it was. not, dont know because it was too late so thats what it was. Okay. But so thats what it was. Okay. But he still managed to galvanise following. Galvanise his following. And thats do to thats what youve got to do to win appealed win elections. Appealed to a racist and youll win. Racist following and youll win. Well done. Well george. Well done. Well done george. Now paul and the telegraph now paul and bidens told the gaza peace negotiators that he needs a deal quickly. I wonder why hes in a rush. Hes got lots of time on his hands, oodles of time. Hes at least three weeks hes got at least three weeks left. Beau biden. Biden. Left. Uh beau biden. Beau biden. I know happening to left. Uh beau biden. Beau biden. I tonight, happening to left. Uh beau biden. Beau biden. I tonight, biden happening to left. Uh beau biden. Beau biden. I tonight, biden tells pening to left. Uh beau biden. Beau biden. I tonight, biden tells gazag to me tonight, biden tells gaza peace negotiators get peace negotiators. Get me a deal peace negotiators. Get me a deal, steve. So mr biden is under Major Pressure the under Major Pressure from the voters. President please voters. President biden, please have some respect. Im reading. Have some respect. Im reading. Im reading the words respect the telegraph, respect very much i elders. Elders. Mr he is somewhat seven times my age. Biden mr biden, President Biden is under Major Pressure from voters over the us alliance with israel. And of alliance with israel. And of course he is. I can imagine he is. This was always going to be a difficult , uh, political a very difficult, uh, political issue for President Biden because inextricably usa and israel are linked that israel had the usa to thank for its, you know, nope, thats not true. You know, nope, thats not true. Okay, well get back to that in a minute. Lets do it from an uneducated perspective, 0. 9 percent of their gdp. And when percent of their gdp. And when israel created , uh, america israel was created, uh, america didnt give them any weapons or help out at all. And they won the war by themselves. But anyway, facts, facts , anyway, whatever facts, facts, fact that just reminds me about 2008, when he used to finish every sort of sentence with facts. All right, dated. No, facts. All right, im dated. No, no , im this modern facts. All right, im dated. No, no , im this modem to me. No no no, im this modem to me. But uh, look, i dont know what hes going to do because what hes going to do because what hes got is now hes got hes got an electorate. Hes got a constituency within the usa that is driven by the woke and Progressive Agenda , which have Progressive Agenda, which have decided that israel is bad without any real education on the matter. Israel bad, hamas terrorist. Thats good. Okay. Terrorist. Thats good. Okay. Thats the decision theyve made. He needs to galvanise that lot to win the next election. Lot to win the next election. Trump is just going to play through that. No worries whatsoever. He wont even have whatsoever. He wont even have to commit to anything. He might to commit to anything. He might even turn around and say hes going to pull all the money out. And that would probably win the vote, are lot vote, because there are a lot of people within people on the right within america see it as a america who just see it as a waste in the way waste of money. In the same way they ukraine. They see ukraine. Sorry, i disagree that. The disagree with that. The right dont it a of dont see it as a waste of money, the right are particularly, uh, pro israel and money, the right are particuhasr, uh, pro israel and money, the right are particu has been pro israel and money, the right are particuhas been pro israel. Nd trump has been pro israel. To be to him. To be fair to him. To be fair to him. Um , the issue minnesota um, the issue is minnesota has a massive muslim population. Has a massive muslim population. In, um, they did a sort of no vote last week during the, um , vote last week during the, um, in the election. And sort of like 100,000 people. And that could decide the next election. Of course. Uh, but all of this of course. Uh, but all of this is moot because it doesnt matter what biden says. It matters only what netanyahu says as the leader of israel and what their intention is. And if theyre not getting the hostages back, if israel is not, if hamas is not defeated, they will continue to fight. Its a war for israel. Israels population , even israels population, even with a huge amount of discrepancy in terms of output and how they think you should do it. They are fighting an existential war. Hamas to existential war. Hamas need to go and that will ultimately be what happens. You know , and what happens. You know, and ceasefire or not. And well you know. Yeah. Well i suppose you could say that biden will get the votes for what he says, and the votes for what he says, and the same that labour will get the same that labour will get the what they say. The vote for what they say. Can say whatever really, they can say whatever they about what exactly. Its not about what actually me deal it doesnt matter. And also it matter. Get a deal. It doesnt matter. Get a deal. And hamas keep on walking away. Uh, table. Know uh, from the table. They know really and they really their time is up and they but things like my socks but he says things like my socks are to and what is my are talking to me and what is my name are talking to me and what is my narthats okay. Good yeah. Good. Thats okay. Good yeah. Good. Im going to get that tattooed. Im going to get that tattooed. Weve made halfway. Stay weve made it halfway. Stay tuned. As we discuss diversity tuned. As we discuss diversity in and more diversity in the in mi6 and more diversity in the number of genders using the ladies more details next. Welcome back to headliners to the telegraph. Paul and man secretly filming in ladies. Loo secretly filming in ladies. Loo says hes female because that would make the filming okay crack on. So unusual. He was. It is so unusual. He was. It is unusual to read a story about myself, jake, jake rowling or rowling. Sorry says its happened again. A man caught happened again. A man caught filming in the toilets identifies as a woman. So this is the author. Obviously, we all know her, uh, shared news via her social media. This was on x this week. I saw it myself. That thing, that that thing only evil, nasty bigots claim happens. That never happens , has happens. That never happens, has happened again , steve. And of happened again, steve. And of course hes referring to the curtis mawson whos 22. God bless him. Uh, and carried out a bless him. Uh, and carried out a secret recording in public conveniences and told police he considered himself female. I bet considered himself female. I bet he did. But of course, the funniest thing about this is what happened when they walked into loo and caught him into the loo and caught him doing a female doing it. He feigned a female accent said, im just accent and just said, im just chilling , just chilling. And chilling out, just chilling. And like, we all would. Yeah, because thats why people go the toilet to chill people go to the toilet to chill out. Chilling with a with out. Just chilling with a with loads gear. The loads of camera gear. Yeah. The reason clearly caught out reason he was clearly caught out is was in the toilet is because he was in the toilet on his own. And we know on his own. And we all know women pairs, so clearly he women go in pairs, so clearly he didnt do his research. He didnt do his research. He he filmed watched. Well, is a woman, uh, well, he is a woman, uh, because identifies one because he identifies as one steve. A steve. So uh, please go on a learning journey. Learning journey. Yeah, ill do the thank you. Yeah, ill do the work, but but you know her work, but but but you know her point is its not saying point is that its not saying that all trans women in are, um, you know , sex pests. You know, sex pests. Or in this, you know. No, its true. All this stuff. So you know, hes, by the way, hes a roman. Hes sexually assaulted a roman. Hes sexually assaulted a roman. Hes sexually assaulted a tourist. You i know its a tourist. You know, i know its somewhat his stupid , somewhat funny with his stupid, just chilling but he was just chilling thing, but he was a l just chilling thing, but he was a , right . And uh, it the a roman, right . And uh, it the point is, its opening a loophole that will be exploited by bad people. And thats why we have these women only spaces in the first place. And when people like jk rowling came out and said, look, were just we just want spaces safe. Want to keep these spaces safe. Were know, all these were not, you know, all these other youre other people went, youre bigots, you just bigots, youre hateful. You just dont. It turns out, guess dont. And it turns out, guess what . Exact the thing that what . The exact the thing that these feminists called out is happening has happened many times and is happening. Times and is still happening. And is the question, isnt and this is the question, isnt it . Theres always to and this is the question, isnt it . Fro theres always to and this is the question, isnt it . Fro a theres always to and this is the question, isnt it . Fro a counter� s always to and this is the question, isnt it . Fro a counter argument. To and fro a counter argument. You just counter argument just put the counter argument before your own point before you made your own point and the debate and that is that the debate should be it should be transparent should ask transparent and we should ask them in return transparent. I them in return transparent. I didnt even think of it, but we should ask in return, how many perverts okay to have in perverts is it . Okay to have in womens loos . Because essentially thats what youre going with. If going to have to live with. If you there are women , only you say there are no women, only spaces , then you are going to spaces, then you are going to have to put up with dirty little men, men, in this case, men, young men, in this case, um, just chilling in their toilets. And i, for one, i dont toilets. And i, for one, i dont think any is good and i, i feel i want to i want to do some chilling. This story is messing chilling. This story is messing with my tummy a little bit. Lets crack on to the daily mail. Josh googles ai is so woke its already replacing some of the jobs of guardian journalists. Very good. Yeah, go googles gemini ai says women can have penises and deadnaming a trans person is as harmful as releasing a deadly virus on the world. So there were lots of , world. So there were lots of, uh, laughter last week as people tried to get the google ai image, uh, to create, uh, white people and it just sort of refused to do it and made black nazis and black native americans and whatever. Uh, but and theyve shut that down as they kind of deprive programming. There was obviously, obviously wokery going into the actual programming, wokery going into the actual programming , but theyve programming, but theyve left the up and the chatbot the chatbot up and the chatbot is bad , uh, if not worse. And is as bad, uh, if not worse. And its saying that. Yeah. As it says, deadnaming a trans person, i. E. Calling trans person by i. E. Calling a trans person by their would be their previous identity would be a as bad as, um , you know, a as bad as, um, you know, unleashing a pandemic on the world and many other ridiculous, stupid answers that just shows that all of this ai stuff is influenced by humans and human beings in this case, working at google very consciously , very google very consciously, very proudly said that this is exactly what were going to do. Were going to create this woke ai, and of course, this woke ai is basically sort of pushing forward , um, paedophilia and, forward, um, paedophilia and, and, and just being an idiot. There we go. I mean, a lot of ai isnt programmed. Its trained. We this discussion , trained. We had this discussion, didnt we . Trained. We had this discussion, did yeah. . Trained. We had this discussion, did yeah. In the green room at yeah. In the green room at a comedy littlehampton on comedy club in littlehampton on friday night. Because it says and if you because it says here like answers here it looks like the answers are done specifically avoid are done specifically to avoid any left , any pushback from the left, thats what the internet is probably it. Dont probably taught it. Dont say that cancelled. So that youll get cancelled. So maybe just trying to maybe gemini is just trying to not cancelled. Maybe gemini is just trying to not maybe 1celled. Maybe gemini is just trying to not maybe 1celithing that confuses maybe the thing that confuses slightly is all these slightly about this is all these learning do need to learning programs do need to have been taught how to learn or are based from which they can learn. So thats got human interaction. And at that point , interaction. And at that point, uh, in its inception, you , you uh, in its inception, you, you can you can kind of set the path of its journey. I would imagine. I dont know, its been a long time since ive done any programming and ive never programmed ai, but you know, programmed any ai, but you know, all the time humour is involved, you are going to get a political slant because they , the slant because they, the companies very well known in california for being very much on the ultra left, the woke of the left. So this is why you end up stuff. This why up with this stuff. This is why its fodder its been great fodder for us for a week or two. However, hopefully if its a learning program, learn not to be program, it will learn not to be so they should watch so stupid. They should watch some show. Some of this show. Yeah. It. Retraining. Yeah. Thats it. Retraining. Well, though they might be trying for trying to over correct for what happened like ten years ago and microsoft chatbot microsoft launched a chatbot on twitter and they had to cancel it 24 hours later because it had already full nazi. It 24 hours later because it had alwasy full nazi. It 24 hours later because it had alwas trying full nazi. It 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to full nazi. It 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to kill full nazi. It 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to kill people. I. It was trying to kill people. So if you just without any maybe i probably would prefer a woke ai maybe i probably would prefer a woke al to a knife. Yeah easier to ignore. Easier to ignore. To be fair, id be like okay, yeah, men dont have women dont have i think have penises. Yeah, i think whatever dont whatever you please dont kill me. Daily mail now. And uh, the daily mail now. And its been ages since weve had hate about covid. Hate tweets about covid. Lets go retro. Yeah, yeah, i did go retro. Yeah, yeah, i did scientist self censor during covid. Uh, lockdown. Critics had considered tacit support, but many stayed silent amid fears it could damage their careers. And i think thats demonstrably, demonstrably true. Now isnt it . Weve been able to look back only those asked said they only 6 of those asked said they thought china had been open and transparent. And of course, the transparent. And of course, the idea of saying that , you know, idea of saying that, you know, four years ago this month would have got you in a lot of trouble. The idea of bringing china the discussion china into the discussion would have of trouble. Have got you a lot of trouble. So covid me was when we so covid for me was when we learned just fallible learned just how fallible science can be, because, again, it should. Science should just it should. Science should just dealin it should. Science should just deal in binaries. Really. Facts only trues and falses. And i know theres a lot of nuance in between that. And also know who im talking to about science. Im talking to about science. So standard deviation in measurements, the only way that you to be true. You prove anything to be true. Yeah. Okay. So absolute. So i get werent dealing get that. But we werent dealing in fact when we were talking about because there was about this because there was such of the politic such an element of the politic about it and it lent it lent and for good reasons in some cases, i think the tactic i think people were scared at first and be the tactic at first, was to let them remain scared because it was a good way to control them, essentially for their own good. Very quickly good. But very quickly people woke and thought, i dont woke up and thought, i dont like being controlled this like being controlled in this way. To be treated as way. We want to be treated as adults. But as adults. Whats going on . But as you problem is for you said, the problem is for their good turned to be their own good turned out to be not for their own good. And this is example cowardice is a prime example of cowardice amongst the academics here. As it they stayed silent for it says, they stayed silent for fear damage their fear it could damage their careers. Well, their cowardice damaged. I believe this country we, uh. And this just shows why you have to stand up. You have to be able to talk about this stuff as we do, because then the bullies who come forward and say, try to peoples say, who try to ruin peoples careers their then are careers and did their then are showed to be powerless. You know, one of the statistics here is 120,000 people died. Its is 120,000 people died. Its from not having their surgeries in time. Now i know. And there saying that 250,000 i think died of covid as opposed to with covid and whatnot. Um, this stuff wasnt debated properly. No and it should have been. And no and it should have been. And if anything like this ever happens again, things like, you know, we have a generation who have been of School Children who are going to be behind arguably possibly forever. Its going to possibly forever. Its going to affect the whole country and it just shows not being able to communicate, not being to communicate, not being able to talk through being talk this stuff through being shut fear of being shut down, the fear of being shut down, the fear of being shut us all. Shut down hurts us all. Just the thing that bothers me about this story and all stories all conversations stories and all conversations about is that we end up about it, is that we end up blaming were wrong about it, is that we end up bl. Do ng were wrong about it, is that we end up bl. Do so. Were wrong about it, is that we end up bl. Do so. We were wrong about it, is that we end up bl. Do so. We should were wrong about it, is that we end up bl. Do so. We should w not forget, and also, lets not forget, youre scientist anymore. Youre not a scientist anymore. If have your funding, if you dont have your funding, you a guy in your you are just a guy in your shed with of tubes. With a load of tubes. So so true man, oh, so if you so true man, oh, that close to home. That hits close to home. So if you take away their funding, you if funding, which you will do if youre you dont fill youre not, if you dont fill a fulfil party line, then fulfil the party line, then youre you . Fulfil the party line, then yourgot you . Fulfil the party line, then yourgot a you . Fulfil the party line, then yourgot a lovely you . Fulfil the party line, then yourgot a lovely shed. You . Fulfil the party line, then yourgot a lovely shed. The . I got a lovely shed. The daily josh mi6 are daily mail, josh and mi6 are looking diversity hires, looking for diversity hires, although blend in although to blend in inconspicuously in foreign countries, they might countries, so they might be on to yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be mi6 yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be mi6. Ies, they might well be mi6. New diversity drive to , uh, new diversity drive to, uh, black and asian spies from backgrounds to launch this week with god , they used it with oh my god, they used it bame we still use. I bame directors. We still use. I thought word was offensive thought that word was offensive now. Yeah, i thought black and middle directors, uh, to middle eastern directors, uh, to give interviews on bbc radio in an agency first. Uh, so of course, the image of james bond, thats what some people think. But yes, of course, james bond to slightly stick bond is going to slightly stick out like sore in certain out like a sore thumb in certain environments. Environments. So it totally makes sense to , so it totally makes sense to, to, uh, to hire people from a multitude of backgrounds and also to do, uh, as much as it does to balance it with hiring the best people for the job. Uh, so theres nothing wrong with this. And doing sort of targeting advert thats how you bnngin targeting advert thats how you bring in this this necessary arguably diverse worse, uh, workforce. The of course the issues become when it and weve seen this with the Royal Air Force where they try and go were going to increase our diversity figures. Were going to hire less um, able people over because we want a largely white people. They were pointing out at first, werent they . The raf . Yeah, i think all of this is good, by the way, as long as in that equation for choosing is meritocracy. But on all on all meritocracy. But on all on all counts , of course you need counts, of course you need people from all backgrounds as spies. You know, if youre if spies. You know, if youre if youre trying to infiltrate a dodgy mosque, you dont want someone like me turning up, trying to figure out where to put shoes. So i of course, we put my shoes. So i of course, we need these things. Lovely. Need these things. Lovely. I just one section left to go. Stay tuned for how hug go. Stay tuned for how to hug women, cheap women, how to have cheap pastimes, buying a round pastimes, and how buying a round is triggering. And thats why i never it. Thats my excuse. Never do it. Thats my excuse. Anyway, minute welcome back to headliners to the express. Josh and i just the express. Josh and i just need to say were about to talk about trigger warnings. If you find to find such things to be upsetting, look away now. Yeah. This is this will do it now, students say buying pints in a pi. Uh, so let me read that one more time. Its triggering my illiteracy. Its not love positions. Now, students say buying mates a pint in the pub could be triggering in woke madness. Its the word mates threw me off. Uh, through just lack of what is my lack of mates, lack of are these mates . What is this round . What is this round . You talk of . Why would you talk of . Why would anybody get it round for strangers . This is madness. Strangers . This is madness. Yeah. So yeah, this is, uh , this yeah. So yeah, this is, uh, this is an online report. Theres a report about how the university of manchester undergraduates, uh , theres a course about managing their money. And there was a warning before the course saying, oh, you know, if you heres a suicide helpline and some counselling advice and whatnot. So its it is ridiculous. Obviously, it ties into the Wider Movement of these, these kind of trade microaggressions and triggering and whatnot. Uh, which is uh, essentially making our uni students to be out to be these, these snowflake generation, which is the. Yeah, yeah. Could you imagine , though, if youre in a lecture and they say you can leave now, were going to tell you we are talking about buying a round. No ones going to drink ones ever going to drink with you again. Ones ever going to drink with you peoplegain. Ones ever going to drink with you people who would loved people who would have loved to years ago. To have had this 20 years ago. Its absolute horse sausage, isnt mean , ive never isnt it . I mean, ive never thought that National Service is needed more than now. And and i do sound like a boomer gammon when course when i say that. Of course i know. But mike is buying a round is a microaggression on. Well, it depends when in the evening it depends when in the evening it is because it definitely gets to a point where you know, when youre in the third time round and then its like, wait a minute, the pubs closing and theres im going get theres no way im going to get all the back around to me all the way back around to me again dont talk again. Im just we dont talk about regression. And about mega regression. And enough, is because this enough, i think, is because this sort of if you just. Yeah. Sort of thing if you just. Yeah. Yeah. Just you yeah. Exactly if you just if you just some people think the technique is stay at the back just some people think the tech around; stay at the back just some people think the tech around so stay at the back just some people think the tech around so youy at the back just some people think the techaround so you neverie back just some people think the tech around so you never have k and around so you never have to get its not. Buy get one. Of course its not. Buy the when in, the first one when you get in, take the hit. Always take the hit. You always remember buying the first one thing. Get in thing. You you got to get in there theyre sober and be there when theyre sober and be like, guys, this is our like, hey guys, this is our first round. Everybody. First round. Look everybody. I buy round. I totally agree buy a round. I totally agree with literally race down with you. I literally race down the to get that first the road to get that first round, tweet about it. Round, then tweet about it. Yeah. The times paul the cost of living crisis means that many of living crisis means that many of us have had to give up our pastimes, me pastimes, which is good for me because mine was because apparently mine was going blind. Going to make me go blind. Hahahahahahahaha watching hahahahahahahaha me watching you me go blind. You did make me go blind. Uh, who afford a hobby these who can afford a hobby these days . The times why days . Asked the times why pastimes are a thing of the past. Now, uh , because this is past. Now, uh, because this is in the times. It reads like its, you know, a blog or somebodys diary. Says things somebodys diary. It says things like music lessons, gyms like with music lessons, gyms and horse riding. Many are having to make do with free activities such as running instead. Are, i mean, are you are you having me on . I mean, i mean, you can oh, theres so many things you can do that are i mean, we all essentially get paid to do our hobby. We all when you start out in stand up comedy , you do not get paid for comedy, you do not get paid for years. You just tramp around, trample around the country doing it. And then someone says , it. And then someone says, youre getting good enough to get about year get paid. Now at about year four. Then you go and then four. And then you go and then you go. All right. Sorry for you. 12. Yeah but you know, you. Year 12. Yeah but you know, im by the way, this is written from the third person from a lady called camille christen. She horse riding was always she says horse riding was always a passion for camille christen. Her family owned a pony when she was growing up. Her name ever. Isnt it . Camille christen . Camille christen . Uh, when she was exactly. Uh, when she was growing up in brittany. Now i know it could be more horsey if its middle its a middle name. The only way. Was the only way. Was the only way. I mean, this is just. This is a very middle class problem here, and not all people that ride horses are middle class by the way. There are people out there that own animals that arent, but yeah, exactly. But arent, but yeah, exactly. But the idea that of course people, community, they love a horse, they do love a horse, and i love them as well. If youre watching, thank you. Apart from that you nick, mike, we try that time you nick, mike, we try and another story. That time you nick, mike, we try ancim another story. That time you nick, mike, we try ancim justiother story. That time you nick, mike, we try ancim just thinking, ry. That time you nick, mike, we try ancim just thinking, yeah, im just thinking, yeah, go go times. Paul. Its go go go go times. Paul. Its official. Women benefit from hugs, i shouldnt hugs, which is why i shouldnt be running formula one. Youre on this one. Women of all hugs are all ages who receive hugs are more satisfied with more likely to be satisfied with their study shows. More likely to be satisfied with their a study shows. More likely to be satisfied with their a classic study shows. More likely to be satisfied with their a classic chicken shows. More likely to be satisfied with their a classic chicken and s. This is a classic chicken and the situation where if the egg situation where if basically women who are touched more feel more attractive, i would say that women who are more attractive for touch, more. More attractive for touch, more. Also, if you do it in a Swimming Pool also, if you do it in a Swimming Pool, people dont like it. Im just going to put that out there. There are obe people out there. There are obe people out there i didnt there now thinking i didnt realise swimming realise that theyll go swimming tomorrow and start some tomorrow and start hugging some of thats of the other swimmers. Thats why lost hobby. Why you lost your hobby. Why cant. Thats why you cant. Thats why you cant. Cant afford my im not. I cant afford my hobby. Im banned from doing it. Banned the lido. Banned from the lido. Never mind. Well, weve learnt the show is learnt a lot today. The show is nearly lets take nearly over. So lets take another quick at mondays another quick look at mondays front pages. The daily mail goes front pages. The daily mail goes with cash for care, jobs, visa scam. The telegraph says police scam. The telegraph says police solve no burglaries in half of country. The times hunt looks for 9 billion to balance his budget. The for 9 billion to balance his budget. The guardian goes for 9 billion to balance his budget. The guardian goes with budget. The guardian goes with budget. The guardian goes with budget plans risk forcing uk into second lost decade. Hunt warned in the i hunt fuels tory jitters of election budget light of tax cuts and the daily star goes with the big mac daddy, thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, josh howie and paul cox. Josh will return tomorrow with simon evans. What happened over there . Leo . Curse youre watching at five. Stay tuned for breakfast. And until. Are you all right with until. Are you all right with the haircut . Have you been touching him again . Until the next one. Have a good one. Bye. Next one. Have a good one. Bye. That warm feeling inside died from boxt boilers. Sponsors of from boxt boilers. Sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there. And greg dewhurst. And welcome to your dewhurst. And welcome to your latest gb news weather. Its quite a cold night tonight. Some frost and dense fog patches once more and then all eyes to the west as the next area of low pressure moves in. But its going to take its time. Western areas outbreaks rain areas seeing outbreaks of rain through northern and through monday. Northern and eastern areas holding dry eastern areas holding on to dry weather until later evening weather until later this evening , though skies are clearing and temperatures are starting to fall overnight. Well see fall away overnight. Well see quite a widespread frost developing where winds are light will see some mist and fog patches forming freezing fog patches forming freezing fog patches temperatures fall patches as temperatures fall below freezing in the countryside, so there could be some travelling some tricky travelling conditions. First thing, particularly across central southern parts of the uk and further west. However, the winds start to increase. Outbreaks of rain start to push in and then this slowly moves north and eastwards through the day. On monday, some heavier bursts in there possible, though parts of scotland, northern and eastern parts of england will stay dry for much of the day. Plenty of sunny spells here and the winds coming in from the south, temperatures lifting a little higher the weekend highs higher than the weekend highs around 12 in the best of around 12 celsius in the best of any brighter weather in the south, then into tuesday, weather systems start to clear away. Were left with a legacy of showers across some Western Areas , but therell be plenty of areas, but therell be plenty of sunny spells through the day. 1 or 2 of the showers could be on the heavy side the next few days. It largely remains dry. Therell or sunny therell be some bright or sunny spells at times. Temperatures above things above average looks like things are heating up boxt boiler as sponsors of weather on. Gb news way. Hi there, im Aaron Armstrong in the gb newsroom. The chancellor has indicated wednesdays budget is unlikely to include tax cuts. Jeremy hunt says his spending plan will be prudent and responsible. The chancellor says the economic headroom set out by financial forecasts has gone against the government, with the office for budget responsibility calculating he has £2 billion less to spend than previously thought. Speaking to gb news earlier , jeremy hunt said his earlier, jeremy hunt said his budget will deliver better value for taxpayers. For taxpayers. It is wrong to say that we should be putting more money into the public sector, fewer Civil Servants to be more productive , correct . Productive, correct . You want fewer people to do more. I think weve got to stop always looking at the inputs and always looking at the inputs and always saying that the way to get Better Public Services is to spend more and actually ask if we could be more efficient. We could be more efficient. Those who preach hate speech could be blocked from entering britain, reports claim the government is planning to identify and add dangerous extremists to visa warning lists. They would then automatically be refused entry to the uk. Its understood the new plans will extend the current powers to include those who preach racism, intimidation or incite violence. It follows a warning from the Prime Minister on friday that democracy is being threatened by a rise in extremism. The seven year old extremism. The seven Year Old Girl has died after a migrant boat carrying 16 people capsized in the English Channel. She had been travelling with her pregnant mother, her father and three siblings when the boat got into difficulty in the early hours of this morning. Videos hours of this morning. Videos filmed inside prisons are to be banned as the government moves to crack down on harmful content being posted online. The move will close a loophole in which its only a crime for inmates to post prison footage. The new laws would criminalise the posting of video, photos and audio recordings taken in jail. Filming of staff will also be banned, as well as content captured by drones. Anyone found breaching the laws could be liable for an unlimited fine. Liable for an unlimited fine. Two women have been charged after pouring porridge and jam on a bust of Queen Victoria at a scottish art museum. Sorsha nevaton and Hannah Taylor also spray painted an