Terrorists were also stopped as they tried to cross into israel along the southern border. Well, along the southern border. Well, back here, a significant quantity of what is thought to be cocaine has been discovered off the coast of dorset and hampshire. The National Crime agency is investigating thing after a fisherman discovered holdalls containing hundreds of kilos of powder in the sea off purbeck. More washed up on a beach on the isle of wight. The nca say the class a drugs would have originated in south america. Theyre urging the public to report any similar packages to their local police force. 260 suspected rapists have been labelled as females by police over the last four years. Thats according to data from the crown prosecution service, which was obtained by the daily telegraph. The classification comes despite the home secretary urging police not to label rape suspects as women as by law it can only be committed by a biological male. The figures show a further 209 suspects were recorded as sex unknown. And finally, boris unknown. And finally, Boris Johnsons barrister , ex wife, johnsons barrister, ex wife, marina wheeler, kc , is set to marina wheeler, kc, is set to become labours whistleblowing tsar for women. Thats according to a report in the independent newspaper for the leading barrister who will help the party with plans to strengthen Employment Rights to safeguard women from abusive colleagues. Women from abusive colleagues. The party reportedly plans to give women who suffer harassment at work whistle blower status to encourage them to come fonnard with complaints without fear of speaking out. This with complaints without fear of speaking out. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. Now lets go to those headunes. Headlines. Hello, im josh howie and welcome to headliners, the newspaper review show with a difference. What we lack in incisive political commentary. Political commentary. We make up with jokes about our traumatic childhoods. And tonight im joined by two of the best in their respective fields, Cressida Wetton and bruce devlin in hello traumatic childhood. Well, ive seen your act so show barn. Oh, indeed. My show barn. Oh, indeed. My political. You didnt even need to mention your childhood, but it just comes across fluidly it just comes across so fluidly it just comes across so fluidly it eyes. Exactly. It in the eyes. Exactly. And look at calling each and look at you calling each other before the show tonight. Obviously matching your outfits, coming dinner party or coming from a dinner party or youre to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre off to the theatre or youre of bond or something. Shall i wear black . On. Shall i wear black . Go on. I never ill black. And then turned up and we and then i turned up and we look like the addams family. Well, i think you look wonderful. Well, i think you look wonderfulyou. Im not sure which thank you. Im not sure which ones the beard, though. Right. Anyway. Right. Anyway. Right. Look at front pages. The mail on sunday dont kill me. Sunday telegraph. Hamas terrorist as terrorist butcher civilians as stunned suffers 9 11 stunned israel suffers 9 11 moment observer hundreds die and hostages held as hamas assault shocks israel the sun on sunday bgt acts left me suicidal. The bgt acts left me suicidal. The mirror, holly and phil mend rift over kidnap, horror and finally the daily star. Scream me up , the daily star. Scream me up, scotty. And those are your front pages. Scotty. And those are your front pages. Okay, well, were going pages. Okay, well, were going to kick off with cresta with the mail on sunday. This is obviously im just going to get this out the way. This is something very close to my heart personally. And i think the producers are worried im going to go mental just from seeing my onune to go mental just from seeing my online twitter feed all day. That would be fair. That would be fair. But i will maintain my calmness and be a professional broadcaster. Please, lets lets get on with the story and well talk it. Okay talk about it. Okay the headline is dont kill so the headline is dont kill me. Me. Thats petrified plea of thats the petrified plea of noah, kidnapped from peace noah, 25, kidnapped from a peace festival terrorists. Festival by hamas terrorists. One of israelis, including one of 60 israelis, including children, mothers and old women whove been snatched in a murderous invasion. So weve been seeing clips all day of whats going on in israel. Its whats going on in israel. Its absolutely shocking. I mean , and absolutely shocking. I mean, and this theres so much of it available online. Its kind of modern warfare, isnt it, that we can see things that when i was a kid in the 90s, you saw quite sort of sanitised footage of wars, i think. But now its online, its on twitter for everybody. And its hamas who are putting the footage out. Crazy thing well, thats the crazy thing exactly, that theyre proud exactly, is that theyre proud of it. And i totally agree. I mean this ive never seen anything like this before. And this like this before. And this particular clip where this still was taken from the desperation, the horror , this young woman the horror, this young woman being stolen away and so many other clips and old women, you know , grandmas and mothers with know, grandmas and mothers with their children. Its the their children. Its the inhumanity. I mean, this is i think its a wake up call for the world because as i think some people think , hamas. Oh, some people think, hamas. Oh, theyre theyre just trying to get freedom. Theyre theyre a genocidal death cult. And seeing this footage is like, you know, and hamas, to be fair, has been prescribed by the uk government in 2021. But you still are seeing some Media Organisations and certainly a lot of online figures, political figures, whatever, still kind of doing a bit of a whataboutery or still not referring to them as a what they are, which is a terrorist organisation. And trying to do this kind of false equivalence. Its, its unbelievable. Terrorism is the right word , terrorism is the right word, isnt it . When you get this kind of it invokes feeling of footage, it invokes a feeling of footage, it invokes a feeling of terror. Its really not as much terror as bruce is afraid. Much terror as bruce is afraid. To come with im going to come with a question to him about this particular story. But yeah, ive never seen anything like it. And this is young people. This is its and i dont think people appreciate what a tiny country israel is. And how deeply this is going to impact their their psyche. And the Jewish Community psyche. And the Jewish Community around the world. Lets move on, bruce, to the next one. Obviously, the sunday telegraph , if they have, weve got some other news in a second, but they have also theyve got a big headune have also theyve got a big headline at the top if you want to read it. And oh, sorry. Yes oh, sorry. Yes hamas terrorist bucha civilians are stunned. Israel suffers a 9 11 moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And i just want to say one thing. People i guess are going to use these events and this suffering to make their own political points. And i dont political points. And i dont want to be too much of a hypocrite whilst criticising people for doing it. And but i just the way that other Media Outlets portray this stuff and this morning i was woken up by all these messages and the bbc did not release anything until israel had retaliated. And then israel had retaliated. And then so then their big urgent news update could be israel fires rockets into. Thats what they rockets into. Thats what they have to go with. Its not you can just call this out in and of itself , and its people are itself, and its people are going to be reading about this. People are going to be learning about it. Lets do some other stories quickly because we do have some interesting things that are affecting people closer to home. Yeah, so there are two things in telegraph. In the sunday telegraph. Is labour mulls the the first is labour mulls the return of grants funded return of student grants funded by richard graduates and the second thing is that sunak is to end sick note culture of fear amid fears amidst fears. I should say that gps are too lenient in signing those stories because then youre going to graduate and then youre going to start calling in sick. So they dont have to pay for somebody elses i mean, somebody elses loan. I mean, its amazing, isnt it, the idea that students are that that richer students are going mean, going to pay for other i mean, nobody feels rich when theyve laid tuition laid out nine grand for tuition. No. Right. Ones like, you. No. Right. No ones like, you know i could just chuck in know what . I could just chuck in a couple more grand for somebody else. Yeah amazing. And of course, people will pay course, richer people will pay higher taxes so an higher taxes anyway, so its an additional it. Additional tax on top of it. The problem is that the system we have in the uk system that we have in the uk and obviously youre from scotland , they have a different scotland, they have a different system there, not system up there, but its not working. Raising working. Were not raising enough money for our universities. Capping universities. They are capping it obviously it because it is obviously incredibly and incredibly unpopular thing and they are trying to work out some kind and just now its kind of system and just now its come in, i think people are now going to be paying for 40 years. I mean , thats well, its really i mean, thats well, its really just tax , isnt it . Just a graduate tax, isnt it . Its not like a loan that youre hope to pay youre going to hope to pay back. Oh, thats back. Its just. Oh, thats thats class youre in now. Thats the class youre in now. You this tax. Yeah. I mean, you pay this tax. Yeah. I mean, why we just have fewer why dont we just have fewer degrees . Saying this. Degrees . I keep saying this. I dont what do you think . Dont know. What do you think . Theyre useful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare useful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare they . Ieful. Dont know. What do you think . Theare they . Things like are they . Things like apprenticeships are they . Things like appras iceships are they . Things like appras opposed to. That as opposed to. That would be great. That as opposed to. Imthat would be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Vould be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be great. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be wary. That as opposed to. Im just. Im d be wary of yeah. Im just. Im very wary of anything could come on headlines. You dont any kind of you dont need any kind of qualification. Absolutely not. I am a shining know shining example of that. I know nothing. Here every shining example of that. I know nothing its here every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. Here every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. Iere every shining example of that. I know nothing its fantastic. I feelevery reborn. You are the prime vehicle for which i am the warning on the cigarette packet. Yeah. Cigarette packet. But yeah. And also its kind of like its a disincentive. Surely to work hard. Youre thinking, oh, hard. Like youre thinking, oh, im to a really good im going to get a really good degree we get a first and degree and we get a first and im going to get an amazing job because paid. Because i want to get paid. Well, no, do you think its the though, that people well, no, do you think its the throughgh, that people well, no, do you think its the throughgh,degrees3le going through the degrees thinking get thinking theyre going to get the becomes so the good jobs becomes so inherently depressed when they dont they then dont get them that they then have to doctor be have to go to the doctor to be signed off with stress or anxiety. A beautiful segway to what a beautiful segway to the but you want to not earn but you want to not earn anything. Want to keep your anything. You want to keep your minimum wage job and then you never pay the graduate. Never have to pay the graduate. I know thats one looking i know thats one way of looking at a job. Its just been the ive got paying its just been the ive got paying tax now, all these its just been the ive got paying t0 now, all these its just been the ive got paying to buyn, all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my kids all these its just been the ive got paying to buy my kids fruitthese having to buy my kids fruit because know that i can because they know that i can afford it. But yeah, this other because they know that i can afforcaboutit yeah, this other because they know that i can afforc about theeah, this other because they know that i can afforc about the crackdown 1er because they know that i can afforc about the crackdown on story about the crackdown on sicknote is story about the crackdown on sicissue. Is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is a is story about the crackdown on sicissue. This is a statistic is an issue. This is a statistic here. Nine out of ten cases of people, when do go to the people, when they do go to the doctors, the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre the sick note. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre proposing, te. People, when they do go to the dochhat theyre proposing, what but what theyre proposing, what are is this are they saying . How is this going cured . Whats what going to be cured . Whats what are the suggestion are they whats the suggestion for this . Well, theres going the well, theres going to be the government an government are going to have an overhaul theyre to overhaul where theyre going to make it harder. Currently, if you get so currently, if you get i think its pip in england and its disability , an adult its a disability, an adult disability scotland , disability payment in scotland, you you fill out some questionnaire or youre asked and you have to , i think, get 12 and you have to, i think, get 12 points and then they will give you the payment, if you see what i mean. Okay. So you definitely cant get it if you cant read. Im no. Well, maybe , maybe im no. Well, maybe, maybe you get more. I dont know. You might get more of your dyslexia. It sounds like they are going to be adding more levels , which to be adding more levels, which of is going greater of course is going to be greater costs this system. Costs to implement this system. To put yeah, theyre going to put more and but then more criteria in and but then theyll need more people in which do the assessments and which to do the assessments and stuff. All of just stuff. So its all kind of just let off sick for day. By the way, hope nick dixon is better. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay better. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, tter. Thanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, letsthanks, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets letszs, mate by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets lets move te by the way, hope nick dixon isokay well, lets lets move on. Okay well, lets lets move on to the observer now. Cressida, obviously, again , we have a obviously, again, we have a picture and there dealing with the situation in israel, slightly different way for me, but should i just talk about it because thats how i know. Go ahead. No, just because this is what i was just alluding to earlier is just how different papers written and the observer is a different publication to the the way the guardian. But just the way that of hundreds die that they sort of hundreds die and held as its and hostages held as hamas. Its it when youre decoding this stuff, you it when youre decoding this stuff , you know, its sort of stuff, you know, its sort of like its not like 100 is hundreds of israelis are are murdered and whatever they have to both sides it and they have to both sides it and they have to sort of say unverified videos released by hamas. Its like why everything has to be slightly niggled at yeah , some unverified niggled at yeah, some unverified videos i saw today in london of people waving palestinian flags and looking like they were at a party, which this is this is the celebration of that cult of that of a murder cult is its unbelievable. You know, accidents that have happened historically. And were going to historically. And were going to if you start getting back into the history of israel, of course, its different thing. But this idea this this, this this celebrate nation of death is disgusting to see. And that affects the like you say this these cars driving around. This is in london. This is where i live. This is my family live friends and stuff to see it is shocking, horrible and the last time something happened in israel, you had the same thing. You had cars driving through north london with with shouting out Death Threats , rape threats out Death Threats, rape threats to jewish women. And they were to jewish women. And they were arrested , but they never went to arrested, but they never went to jail. Nothing ever happened to them. Okay, lets move on to the next story and then we wont talk about it anymore for today i i i dont know if i believe you, starmer warns labour dont get giddy over prospect of election victory. So thats. Thats the spirit. Starmer. Hes hes saying, hey guys, chill out. We havent got it yet. In fact theyve even the partys got a ban on introducing him as the next Prime Minister at their conference. Its is kind of like its a very american thing isnt it . Thats what they do. Theyre like gentlemen, please like laser. Gentlemen, please welcome. But hes just trying to be way the be so the english way or the british should british way. Sorry, i should say. Guys. I mean, this say. Is hi, guys. I mean, this guy doing right. Well guy is doing all right. Well see what happens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay,t happens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay, say ppens. Guy is doing all right. Well seesay, say after;. Guy is doing all right. Well see say, say after the set, see say, say after the set, see how it goes first. Oh, yeah. Dont oh, yeah, yeah. Dont introduce brilliant. Introduce them as, as brilliant. Dichotomy is the suppose my dichotomy is the word geddy and starmer in the same sentence because he doesnt really get elated all really seem to get elated all too often. No. Too often. No. So dont get elated so people dont get elated about him . Thats thing. Well, thats the thing. I dont hes at home buzzing dont think hes at home buzzing out of tights, thinking who out of his tights, thinking who . And fagin . Machiavellian and like fagin and and all and rubbing his hands and all that stuff. Yeah one that kind of stuff. Yeah the one thing that did find endearing thing that i did find endearing about that bought about him