The only route to asylum in the uk is a legal route. The act uk is a legal route. The act means that those arriving illegally will be detained and removed back to their home country if possible, or to a safe third country like rwanda. Safe third country like rwanda. Meanwhile, the mayor of Greater Manchester says that if the northern leg of hs2 is cancelled , it will send a signal cancelled, it will send a signal to the People Living there that theyre second class citizens. Theyre second class citizens. Rishi sunak is widely expected to cancel the hs2 connection from manchester to birmingham in his speech tomorrow, offering alternative investments in northern infrastructure instead. Andy burnham called on the Prime Minister to involve labour in Decision Making on hs2 , adding Decision Making on hs2, adding that if the northern section is cancelled, it breaks multiple tory manifesto pledges beggars belief in some ways that they are about to do this to pull the plug are about to do this to pull the plug on that infrastructure that infrastructure, that would pave the way for that new east west line across the north promised in not one, not two, but three of the last conservative manifestos. But to pull that plug here in manchester would show complete contempt for the people of this city region and of the north of england as a whole. Well , the Prime Minister is well, the Prime Minister is due to speak tomorrow and hes told gb news hes the person to deliver change to britain. Hes deliver change to britain. Hes defended his record on illegal migration, saying for the first time ever, the number of small boats crossing english boats crossing the English Channel from france is down by a fifth. He also reiterated his plan to halve inflation and accused the labour leader of being light on policy. Now the former Prime Minister boris johnson, was dismissive of disaster. The uk covid 19 inquiry has been hearing today the bereaved families for Justice Group says there was a Leadership Void in the early days of the crisis. They went on to accuse mr johnson days of the crisis. They went on to accuse mrjohnson of days of the crisis. They went on to accuse mr johnson of cavalier pubuc to accuse mr johnson of cavalier public messaging just weeks before the first lockdown and the governments choices between january 2020 and february 20th, 22 will be scrutinised as part of the inquiry. 22 will be scrutinised as part of the inquiry. This is gb news of the inquiry. This is gb news across the uk on tv , in your across the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news this is britains news channel. News channel. Thank you, polly. Hello and welcome to headliners. Its your nightly run through the next days newspapers with three comedians as im one of them. Im leo kearse and im joined by the the answer, joined by the duo the answer, the question what would happen if garfunkel if simon and garfunkel discovered meth howie discovered meth is josh howie and katie marks . Ill tell you that. Ill tell you that. Ill tell you that. I dont know. I dont know. I dont know. I hear polly laugh. That was also a good link youre making polly laugh. Then you did the good stuff. Polly laugh. Then you did the goal stuff. Polly laugh. Then you did the goal stufno idea what it meant. I had no idea what it meant. I had no idea what it meant. Saying that were it just saying that were both shape and ugly. Oh, both out of shape and ugly. Oh, is that it was . Is that what it was . Yeah. Is that what it was . Lovely. Lovely. Good way of possibly a good way of starting a show. Thanks, mate. Ravaged by drugs well. Thanks, mate. Ravaged by dru and well. Thanks, mate. Ravaged by druand wellone of thanks, mate. Ravaged by dru and wellone of you is taller. Im proud it. Im proud of it. Im proud of it. Yeah. Anyway, lets get a yeah. Anyway, lets get a move on and look at tomorrows front pages. The times leads with braverman says migrate asian hurricane is coming. The asian hurricane is coming. The telegraph has sunak. Ill change the status quo. The guardian leads with pm, declares politic is broken in bid to wrest back control. The daily mail has what a wig lifter . Not sure what that is. This was the first properly spellbinding , dramatically spellbinding, dramatically assured speech seen at a conference for years and the longest headline the metro has its justice for jade. And finally the daily star has psycho scumbag chat bots arent all bad. And those were your front pages. And lets have a front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the times. Josh yeah, the big one. Braverman migration hurricane is coming and i dont know if thats this hurricane of migrants, if thats an allusion to net zero, its climate change. It would have been othennise sort of a gust or just a little windy wind blow back. I think shes suggesting that the boats are going to arrive in an anticlockwise direction. Oh, very good. And depending on where you are in the well, we are up north. Yeah. Okay that works. So this is the. Yeah, this is the big speech. And some people say the speech is rubbish, which i think nigel farage was. It was. Was, farage said it was. It was. Was, was was , was. He didnt say was was, was, was. He didnt say rubbish because hes bigger rubbish because hes got bigger words than and and then you words than me. And and then you saw there the daily mail saying this is the best speech ever. Yeah. And yeah but but other people are saying this is and this is from the independent also said that it was escalating saying the times have gone with a sort of somewhat neutral approach to it saying that yeah shes and also shes attacking celebrity critics which is totally valid in my book. Absolutely. And she she makes the valid point that, you know, people have luxury beliefs. And if youre rich, if youre rich, then youre going to benefit from mass migration because then youre going to benefit from havenass migration because then youre going to benefit from have cheaperjration because then youre going to benefit from have cheaper nanai because then youre going to benefit from have cheaper nana escause then youre going to benefit from have cheaper nana es ande youll have cheaper nana es and cleaners and all the rest of it. But if youre a working class person compete person whos going to compete with people for jobs, then with those people for jobs, then its going to be its going to be tougher for you. Yeah i mean, do want to . I mean, do you want to . I mean, do you want to . I mean, obviously yeah. Well i mean, obviously this happening tory this is happening in the tory party conference, of party conference, which most of the tory party the public and the tory party dont going dont know is going on. And shes basically given a very divisive speech, i think deliberately. I think she wants to as strong deliberately. I think she wants to this as strong deliberately. I think she wants to this issue. As strong deliberately. I think she wants to this issue. And strong deliberately. I think she wants to this issue. And its strong on this issue. And its confusing many on the left confusing to many on the left when minorities dont take the stance theyre supposed to , you stance theyre supposed to, you know, youre know, because shes youre supposed to think this way and you dont. And it doesnt make any. Yeah, because she herself she is daughter she herself is the daughter of migrants across migrants who came across from from uganda, of course. But refugees arent all one thing. The experience of refugees through different ages, different places and so on changes dramatically. And people want see it as a single want to see it as a single issue, which it is, and it changes a lot. But i mean, theres a part of me thinks when a minister is going to learn that this kind of language of using metaphor with using a metaphor pairs with migration deluge floods and migration deluge and floods and swarms and so on never really goes down with the public because public really because what the public really want, think what the public i want, i think what the public i think find is what think what youd find is what they want is, is solid, active policies. Really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli that really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli that doesnt really gentle they want is, is solid, active poli that doesnt make gentle they want is, is solid, active poli that doesnt make them le they want is, is solid, active poli that doesnt make them feel bad. Instead, weve got the opposite. Weve got all this opposite. Weve got all this hard talk and the governments allowing, what, 25,000 allowing, you know what, 25,000 so year across illegally. She is right. Theres going to be this is a huge issue for our we havent our future. And we havent seen anything know, as the anything yet. You know, as the climate changes around the world, we are going to see a massive migration across the equator. Planet countries equator. Planet countries upwards and down, you know, and of course, there do need to be policy. You could almost see this as even though for people who are losing their jobs, people all the effects that were seeing right now, this is almost like the trial period for whats really to come. Yeah, my theory is we need to make the country less appealing. You know . You know . Well, this is what this is really. You the really. What do you think the tories have doing 13 years . Yeah, but people want yeah, but still, people want to come here. But thats it. Weve got no, but thats it. Weve got to. To go. Go to sweden to. We want to go. Go to sweden and these other much, and go to all these other much, you go to enjoy their you know, go to enjoy their systems. But i think the tories have a great job trying to have done a great job trying to alienate us coming run alienate us coming if we run ad campaigns africa campaigns in north africa saying, thought about saying, have you thought about scandinavia . Scandinavia . Thatll enough to divert thatll be enough to divert them , moving on. Them away anyway, moving on. What telegraph the what the telegraph got on the front where are we . The katie, where are we . The telegraph is sunak saying i will change the status quo, which i dont fully understand this because isnt he the status quo . I mean , the tories have been in i mean, the tories have been in power for 13 years and i think even however you take the intention here, there is going to seem laughable to the opposition to say after 13 years of being in power, theres something wrong with power. And its well , looks like its like, well, that looks like you then, doesnt it . Yeah i you then, doesnt it . Yeah so i think, it why is he think, why is it why is he waiting next election waiting until the next election to change. I mean, hes the hes the prime yes. In fact Prime Minister now. Yes. In fact theres good this will theres a good chance this will be only chance make these be his only chance to make these changes. Sides agree with but both sides agree with him. Hes whats happening him. Hes hes whats happening and everything hes talking about with the, you know, the hs2 and so on which hes mentioned in the in his speeches is so up down. No one is so up and down. And no one really whats happening. Really knows whats happening. And its to and one minute its going to go to old common, which would to old oak common, which would have for them. To old oak common, which would haerah, for them. To old oak common, which would haerah, i for them. To old oak common, which would haerah, i think for them. To old oak common, which would haerah, i think itor them. To old oak common, which would haerah, i think it would]. To old oak common, which would haerah, i think it would have yeah, i think it would have made. The made. I think this is the absolutely reframing. So absolutely genius reframing. So hes starmer. Hes saying dont keir starmer. Hes continuity train. Its hes saying dont keir starmer. Hesyoure,ntinuity train. Its hes saying dont keir starmer. Hesyoure, yourer train. Its hes saying dont keir starmer. Hesyoure, youre literally. s like youre, youre literally the continuity point. So this is the continuity point. So this is a its incredible not that his ideas are necessarily that bad in terms of re redo ing a levels changing them, maybe making them a little bit broader. I know a lot of people out there feel very strongly about smoking ing, usually smokers , but i theres usually smokers, but i theres not enough it. They want more not enough of it. They want more and what about this other story about Boris Johnsons covid decisions . Yeah, this is this is decisions . Yeah, this is this is actually huge and frustrating and annoying for anybody who was told repeatedly, follow the science, follow the science. When you follow the science, what you find out. And just to say the headline here, johnsons covid decisions were bipolar reveals vallance diaries , sir. Reveals vallance diaries, sir. Sir patrick vallance, he was the chief science scientific adviser and basically kept these diaries and basically kept these diaries and theyre kind of crazy when youre reading what was going on at the time because he was basically saying they werent reading these policy papers. People changing policy. People were changing the policy. Certainly hes the certainly things like hes the example is this whole like example here is this whole like one metre, metre rule and one metre, two metre rule and stuff. Became such stuff. And that became such a part of the paradigm. Then part of the paradigm. And then it in it turns out no one in government actually read the thing. Someone actually thing. And then someone actually just it within ili. Just changed it within ili. Yeah. This of yeah. So all this thing of follow was just follow the science, it was just a arbitrary decisions a bunch of arbitrary decisions made people who didnt made by people who didnt even read right, we read the stuff right, which we could kind tell. Could kind of tell. Mean, dont think there i mean, i dont think there are people being like, are many people being like, yeah, thought yeah, this is all well thought out know. They know out and they know. They know what think what theyre doing. I think thats so many people thats why so many people just didnt rules. Didnt obey the lockdown rules. That. The it was exactly that. The remember the six metres, remember two, the six metres, 62, 62m, not really sure anymore. It all rough anymore. It was all a rough idea, wasnt and with the idea, wasnt it . And with the parties on it parties going on and so on it was clear. But also this was quite clear. But also this is the guy who wrote a paper for brexit and against brexit at the same time side by side to say he might be a bit bipolar is an underestimate, isnt it . A foot in the he keeps a foot in all the camps anyway. Whats on the front cover of the guardian . Josh got a josh yeah, theyve also got a picture of braverman. Picture of Suella Braverman. Have the stuff they also have the stuff about pm, but the, the about the pm, but the, the article theyve got different is india canadian india kicks 41 canadian diplomats of delhi and this diplomats out of delhi and this is a story thats been brewing now for a couple of weeks. There was a hindu separatist was it hindu separatist or sikh separatists . This is terrible. Im going to have to i only just learned this sunni shia thing. So have to. So now im going to have to. Yeah. Thank you, sikh. Anyway, the is, he was murdered the point is, he was murdered and the canadian authorities are saying that theres good evidence that it was carried out by the indian government. And india has retaliated by by kicking out a bunch of diplomats and also for closing down the call centres. Right. Call centres. Right. Thats a nice i mean, this is quite sort of james bondy level stuff. And weve seen this weve seen this a lot over the past few years. Russia was assassinating people in the uk. Now assassinating now india is assassinating people in canada. Apparently i mean, this is this is quite it used to be war didnt it, to go into someone elses territory and kill someone that was not with mossad, mossad with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it. I with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it. I dont with mossad, it was mossad were allowed it. I dont know. Allowed to do it. I dont know. I havent i havent followed this much, but of this story much, but its of course i just canada course, i think just in canada theyre probably happy for any other story there welcoming other story than there welcoming and applauding. Ill be and theyre applauding. Ill be interested to see, first of all, if to be doing if india are going to be doing it, there is india is it, because there is india is a hugely growing country and is, you be you know, is going to be massively already is massively influential already is this a growing the this is a growing sign of the confidence in terms of maybe theyre sort of trying it theyre just sort of trying it in where theyre all such in canada where theyre all such wimps try assassinate people try, try assassinate people in england and see if you can get away with it. You will. You will. You will. Yeah. And also, canada has had a huge of migration from huge influx of migration from india other places. But in india and other places. But in particular so, you know, particular india. So, you know, maybe like theyve got maybe they feel like theyve got some influence just some some soft influence just with of boots on the ground. One one less boot. Yeah one one less boot. Yeah moving on. Whats on the front cover of the daily star carry . Well, were told psycho scumbag chat bots, chat bots arent all bad and it tells a psycho Artificial Intelligence chat bots might actually help humankind live longer and work less. But theres always this caveat that comes with al is its going to do that, but it might kill everyone. You know , might kill everyone. You know, ai might help us make things better for people with disability or it might kill them and i think we always have. This seems like the government problems, prisons, they will help with prisons keeping prisoners, they kill prisoners, but they might kill them quite them as well. So we never quite know. Were always on the edge with this. Of like the tory its kind of like the tory government. They might its kind of like the tory gover|things they might its kind of like the tory gover|things better, hey might its kind of like the tory gover|things better, but might its kind of like the tory gover|things better, but they |t make things better, but they might kill all. Might just kill us all. Yeah. Although mean, yeah. Although i mean, i think tory government think even the tory government could square could work out what square contains light, contains a traffic light,