Announcing also cover the ability businesses deposit ability of businesses to deposit cash location thats cash in a location thats convenient to them. Well in other news today, gb news can exclusive reveal 80 migrants are currently being housed at a former raf base in essex. Its more than a month after the first group of migrants arrived there. The wethersfield, based near braintree, is eventually meant to house up to 1700 people. The home office says therell be a gradual increase in numbers , but sources increase in numbers, but sources suggest the pace will be significantly slower than was first envisioned. The site has had reports of disease amongst some of the first group of arrivals and there are problems with utilities as well. And gb with utilities as well. And gb news can reveal 550 people cross the English Channel in ten small boats. Over the last 24 hours. It brings the number of migrants whove made the journey this year to more than 17,500 uk border force, telling us that gb news theyre on red alert now. Dufing news theyre on red alert now. During an extremely busy time for asylum seekers. Theyre also telling us a significant surge in crossings is expected this weekend as weather conditions improve. And tributes have been improve. And tributes have been paid today to the legendary broadcaster sir Michael Parkinson, whos died at the age of 88. Sir michael became one of the countrys most famous faces through his long running tv talk show, interviewing some of the worlds biggest stars, including muhammad ali and billy connolly. Comedian stephen fry described him as an authentic genius and that it had been impossibly thrilling to be a guest on the parkinson show. Sir David Attenborough has also paid tribute, saying sir michael went beyond region or class. He was just himself. Sir michael just himself. Sir Michael Parkinson died at home, surrounded by his family after a short illness. With gb news short illness. With gb news across the uk. On tv in your car, on your Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying, play news. This is britains news. News. Channel hello and welcome to headliners. Headliners. Your nightly romp through the next days newspapers with three comedians. Im one of them. Im one of them. And im joined tonight by headliners answer to phil and holly. Its paul cox. Its paul cox. Its paul cox. And chris to win. And chris to win. Oh, yes, please. Oh, yes, please. You both do it. Im all right. Well, that doesnt look anything like holly willoughby. Well, ive got the. Well, you know , and youve got the one and know, and youve got the one and youve got the scandals. You youve got the scandals. You know about it. Yes, im just like phillip. Yes, im just like phillip. Anyway, thats the chit chat out the way. Lets look at the front pages of tomorrows papers. The daily mail leads with museum sacks, top expert overits with museum sacks, top expert over its missing treasures, ended up on ebay. The express has yes, britain can afford tax cuts. The guardian leads with thousands pounds missed top grades as a level results plummet. The news has a generation of young people in poor areas left behind. The poor areas left behind. The mirror has our greatest just says our greatest. Thats about Michael Parkinson, the daily star has the king. Thats also about Michael Parkinson. And those were your front pages. And those were your front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail poll. What have they got. 7 yeah the daily mail poll. What have they got . Yeah daily mail museum sacks, top expert over its missing treasures. Missing treasures. Now, a bit more detail on this today. The British Museum worker sacked after being accused stealing prime accused of stealing prime treasures was today revealed to be a world export. Experts on ancient world export freudian slip already minute one he delivers to anywhere in the world is available. World is available. Oh my god on that completely refutes what im about to say. Actually, because yesterday i complained there wasnt enough information about this story. Information about this story. And today im going to complain. Theres much because peter theres too much because peter john higgs, full name, 56, was fired this summer. Mr higgs has not been arrested by police. So not been arrested by police. So it doesnt really matter now because hes been sacked. Theyve been theyve theyve told us who it is. Theyve been theyve theyve told us who it is. Theyve told told us who it is. Theyve told us his age and in this in this 25 paragraph story , theyve told 25 paragraph story, theyve told us the sort of things that hes done allegedly and probably to earn extra cash. Whats really interesting about this is if you followed this story, his family have come out and in complete shock because theyve been living a life of poverty. And hes you know, hes a hes away. They i mean , the ridiculous hes they i mean, the ridiculous hes obviously not been sharing the wealth if hes got it but you cant can you if youre a master from theres still sowing from theres still like sowing the this like giving the seeds for this like giving him a motive it was so detail this son giving a very this his son giving a very i could hear violins as i was reading it that although his a phd hasnt got any money, the reading it that although his a pthasnt got any money, the reading it that although his a pthas so got any money, the reading it that although his a phd was so horrified noney, the reading it that although his a phd was so horrified by1ey, the reading it that although his a pthas so horrified by this, he son was so horrified by this, he decided go to university, decided not to go to university, looked at his dads life, and he thought, no, im not going to do that. So little did fact, he so little did in fact, he could been having a great could have been having a great time. If youve just broken the law, although we dont him, law, although we dont know him, he trial and he hasnt faced any trial and the police arent involved, which interesting because, which is interesting because, i mean, are mean, these are these are artefacts. Know, were artefacts. You know, they were i mean, been stolen twice. Mean, theyve been stolen twice. They stolen british they were stolen by the British Museum, to britain. And museum, brought to britain. And then theyve been possibly stolen and stuck ebay. Stolen again and stuck on ebay. Ironic if theyre people in ironic if theyre the people in africa wherever bought them africa or wherever bought them back. I africa or wherever bought them back. I think were going to be heanng back. I think were going to be hearing about this for some time , arent we . Story. We its a big story. We its a big story. I mean, people are really interested it. They it. Interested in it. They love it. They now that the museum they now saying that the museum might be capable of looking might not be capable of looking after the elgin marbles because they their they dont know where all their stuff this guy doesnt have and this guy doesnt have enough bubble wrap for it. Yeah, but yeah, theyve also the but yeah, theyve also got the coleen rooney. Shes done a shes done an interview there. Yeah. Which is amazing isnt it. Because its not that. Because theyve well now because theyve restarted again havent they. I mean this, n they. I mean this, this i dont care. I know, i know. Im paid care. I know, i know. Im paid to know. So im going to carry on. However but what just for a minute, paul . Yeah, well, i will try my best to care. Sorry. Im just missing and missing obviously but. What . Thats not what mean. Thats not what i mean. Thats not what i mean. No, no. I mean, i mean the rubbish journalism. Oh, sorry, lewis. I dont know what im doing with it. What i would say is that this story. Why you. What i would say is that this st0|whyhy you. What i would say is that this st0|why would you. What i would say is that this st0|why would you u. What i would say is that this st0|why would you read ignite why would you read ignite this in any way, this story in any way, particularly as it was found to be ridiculous . And any further be ridiculous . And any further ridiculousness is only going to be ridiculous . Well, it seems like shes still i mean, she still isnt happy. I mean, she won court case. I believe won the court case. I believe she was awarded a million and a half in legal fees that Rebekah Vardy to pay. But shes you vardy had to pay. But shes you know, she feels slighted. I mean, Rebekah Vardy broke her trust. And so shes out for revenge, isnt it . Yeah. Yeah. I didnt think i would get i mean, like im not going to get over soon. Over that anytime soon. Even give me £1 million. Although that would help. Although that would help. I will give you £1 million. Chris. Ive got some sympathy. Some jewels that ive got some jewels that ive offline, actually. Ive got some jewels that ive on. Offline, actually. Ive got some jewels that ive on. Wevez, actually. Ive got some jewels that ive on. Weve got tually. Ive got some jewels that ive on. Weve got the ly. Moving on. Weve got the express. Have got in express. What have they got in the front cover. Taxman, rakes an okay. Taxman, rakes an additional billion. This additional £40 billion. This yeah additional £40 billion. This year. So hunt can us a much year. So hunt can give us a much needed tax cut or britain . Yes. Yes. Britain afford tax britain cant afford tax cuts, because of the cuts, so because of all the inflation an inflation were paying an enormous tax. So lots enormous amount of tax. So lots of tory mps are calling for us to have a tax break. So this is like petrol, right . When the tax cut, when the price goes up, it goes up nice and quickly and then it takes forever to come down. Yeah. Then it takes forever to come dones. Eah. Then it takes forever to come dones. And this has led to the yes. And this has led to the government in more money government raking in more money because tax thresholds. Because of the tax thresholds. Chris, to explain what. Well, tax thresholds weve just been talking about threshold threshold. I cant even say it. Never mind. Be an expert in it. Youre missing lewis as well. Im missing liam halligan, actually. Thats the tax thresholds. Thats the tax thresholds. I didnt realise they moved, but apparently they do. Well, theyve goods, otherwise its still a bit like three farthings or something. I three farthings or something. I mean, got a good point. Mean, its got a good point. They generally sort of over time they should move with inflation. But rishi sunak froze them in 2020 or 2021. So then even though people have had these wage increases , i think the wage increases, i think the average wage increase is Something Like 8. People all have moved up into into higher brackets. Theyre paying more tax. Its like a stealth. Tax. Its like a stealth. I mean, even even though he hasnt obviously numerically put the put the tax up, hes clawing in more money. Yeah. I think sometimes theyre probably not clever enough to do that and they get to a point like this and go, well, look what weve managed to do. But what i would what i would is got an would say is hes got an excellent now in the excellent opportunity now in the autumn perhaps autumn statement, perhaps cut taxes, or increase taxes, particularly or increase the so you know, the threshold. So you know, i suggest increasing, know, suggest increasing, you know, 40 to 250,000, something 40 up to 250,000, Something Like that. Rishi, if youre like that. Rishi, if youre watching. But but at the same watching. But but at the same time, what if he does cut if he does cut taxes in autumn, its going to put a lot of pressure on labour next year because the first thing theyre going to have to do is put them back up. And obviously going to and hes obviously going to cut because going cut taxes because hes going into election hes into an election year. So hes going to say, hey, look, going to want to say, hey, look, guys, im giving more money guys, im giving you more money back. Stuff. Im back. Straight stuff. Im stealing money off back. Straight stuff. Im steathis money off back. Straight stuff. Im steathis year. Money off back. Straight stuff. Im steathis year. Anyway,noney off back. Straight stuff. Im steathis year. Anyway, movingff you this year. Anyway, moving on. What have they got in the front cover of the guardian poll . Thousands top grades thousands missed top grades as plummet. So as a level results plummet. So theres fall in as theres been a sharp fall in as and a stars. Something im unfamiliar with. But 5000 fewer students in england gained three star grades than they did in 2022. Its followed by a bunch of statistics. What i would say in 2022 and 2021. A lot of these things were manufactured because they were unable to sit the exams during the pandemic. So lecturer and teachers just went , jonnys nice. I reckon hes worth a b or an ice star or whatever. And i think these kids now are suffering as a result of that manufactured resulting system as a result of the pandemic. So we had we had grade inflation based grade inflation, and now were seeing the great Interest Rates going up. Exactly. The number of nerds exactly. The number of nerds has stayed exactly the same. But this expressively. But this expressively. Yeah , i mean, this was yeah, i mean, this was inevitable, wasnt it . I think so, yeah. Its what happens when you when you give out grades according to what youd like them to be. Many stars did you get . How many stars did you get . How many stars did you get . I think i. Is it . What i dont think i. Is it . What is this . No, this is a levels. I didnt. I didnt know beyond my education. Okay . And we finished this section daily star crest. Section with a daily star crest. What got . What have they got . Got the so this theyve got the king. So this is tributes. Is tributes. Flood in for chat show legend. Hockeys which has. Hockeys died, which has obviously been on most of the front covers at this evening. He was 88, so its good innings. Its a good innings. Its a good innings. And what a fabulous life. Yeah. Yeah you can see him there with with emu. Yes and emu. With with emu. Yes and emu. Yeah. One of those amazing movement. Yeah it was incredible. I think we all all of us. Well, theres a lot younger than you and i, leo, but probably still remember it watching, know, remember watching, you know, i remember my remembering your my dad, like, remembering your dad, your granddad dad, mentioning your granddad mentioning and. And leo and i talking about it earlier. Yeah, i saw it when i was 42. Yeah but, you know, if anything, he might be the original podcaster. He might be the original pocparky, were all the parky, because were all the greatest podcasters emulate parky all the greatest parky because all the greatest podcasters back and let the podcasters sit back and let the talent that theyre to. Talking talent that theyre to. Talking yeah. Express their views and create their entertainment. Very relaxed. Hes and hes very relaxed. Hes a very natural presence and, you know, wonderful accent wherever its from. Some of the north of england. Yorkshire. Yorkshire, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wonder if piers morgan likes him. Likes him. Anyway, thats it no idea. Anyway, thats it for part one. Coming up, weve got Graham Lennon cancelled for the second time this week. Karen burning live in the studio though cash lives on for now though and cash lives on for now. See in a couple of this one. I can tell you, live across the uk, this is news. Radio welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. Im here so im still here with paul cox and chris to win. And lets crack on with the stories. Kicking things off with stories. Kicking things off with the meal and another venue has decided that its so inclusive. It has to exclude Graham Linehan. Chris okay. Yeah. The daily mail Graham Linehan arrives to define perform outside the Scottish Parliament tonight after outrage at two Edinburgh Festival venues that cancelled him for his gender critical views. I think weve got a video were going to yeah, we do have a clip of well, the gigs going ahead. So its going ahead outside the Scottish Parliament. Yeah, exactly. So you havent heard this so if you havent heard this story already, first venue pulled out. They said, no, we cant do business with mr linehan gender critical linehan for his gender critical views got solved. Theyve views that got solved. Theyve got and today at got a second venue and today at the minute that got pulled. The last minute that got pulled. Yeah were determined yeah and so they were determined to go ahead. They said what well is we wont have all well do is we wont have all the breaks, well shorten the show, well just ahead and show, well just go ahead and well do outside the scottish well do it outside the Scottish Parliament. That . Parliament. How good is that . That think thats the real that was i think thats the real spirit the fringe, it, punk . Well, i think theres i think the spirit of the fringe is not silenced people mean, silenced and people i mean, there written in there ethos. There is written in there ethos. They were open access they say were an open Access Festival can can festival where anybody can can come and have their voice heard. But apparently apparently come and have their voice heard. But apyoure. Y apparently come and have their voice heard. But apyoure. Y approvedntly come and have their voice heard. But apyoure. Y approved by not. If youre not approved by by the orthodoxy is of by whatever the orthodoxy is of the imagine, you the day. You can imagine, you know, in the day, if youre know, back in the day, if youre if youre a galileo and you opposed of idea of opposed a sort of the idea of the sun rotating around the earth and you said actually the earth and you said actually the earth rotates around the sun and they cancel you there, time they cancel you there, this time they cancel you there, this time the cancelling linehan the cancelling Graham Linehan for similarly provable beliefs. Weve clip of the that weve got a clip of the gig that did go ahead. I read on that this is the number one comedy night in front of the Scottish Parliament in the whole of the Edinburgh Festival. This. And that was dominic