Transcripts For FOXNEWS FOX News Saturday Night With Jimmy F

Transcripts For FOXNEWS FOX News Saturday Night With Jimmy Failla 20240916

Pop in. Welcome to another big so. Fighting like cats and dogs. My friends and family in springfield, ohio but if you look at this jacket and expect humor, im not the bad guy here. I looked like a Strip Club on patricks day. Find panel joining me tonight so get out there, the highest Radio Host in philadelphia not easy for conservative to do because democrats Win Philly with 132 of the vote. A big hit with the living and the dead on the panel. Looking good. She may look 12 when you hear her analysis, he will stare 2013. Elections correspond at the federalist panel. Lastly, we always say it appeals to both sides of the political aisle but you might be the only guy on earth who can hang with both sides of the Baseball File after winning the World Series with the Boston Red sox new York Yankees, johnny is here. [laughter] he no longer looks homeless. Can we talk about this next this was the idiot face. What actually got huge back . Youre in a safe space but most times we see a Pro Ballplayer on the streets and like give them a sharpie. Me and my Dad Saw you and give your dollar. [laughter] i kept that dollars. [laughter] you did. Or concussion in 2003. Way to make me feel bad. I was very lazy and couldnt do a link that came after three games after being proposed and nowadays takes six weeks to go through that but its the playoffs that i wanted to win a championship and we didnt that year but thats where it came from and make sure my 8yearold son grew his hair out so it became a movement. And if anybody at home once, you can wire money at jimmy failla. I kid. As for The American people, im happy to report after a divisive we can in politics, the Trump Campaign and Harris Campaign Dining together earlier this evening. That was actually a golf in denver the french physicist face a major slowdown. This weeks debate, people are trying to avoid cars. In springfield, they are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats. They are eating the pets of the people that live there. [laughter] dont judge them, it might be keto. He and mike not know. We dont believe they are eating cats and dogs in the Times Square kebabs, in which case they probably are up about was on the only political Food News of the week. Ben jerrys unveiled Kamala Harris being Ice Cream it looks good but hard to eat because when you open your mouth, you get interrupted by an abc moderator. [laughter] after watching the debate, that you think the cats of springfield want to die . [laughter] everybody is looking at the selection from the perspective of bags dead dogs and dead cats and jealous of dead dogs and dead cats wishing somebody would get this over with because its so painful. The Ben Jerrys Ice Cream fell out of a Coconut Tree and they thought it was a good idea for planning purposes. Its a Coconut Tree. She wants to be president. Not a good look. Not a good attribute. Exactly. Ice Cream Cake socially active but i resent that because it is weird but when i was a k kid, my parents let me for having too much Ice Cream and now my Ice Cream yells at me for having white parents. [laughter] but the real issue past Social Justice is not about race and its not about pets, its about logistical nightmare of 20000 people into a small town and youve been outside yelling at migrants to go back to the country but then we focus on logistics. Thats true, on The View she essentially called springfield residents racist. Black and white people at those on board meetings last month complaining because its not about race, its about the logistics of 20000 Migrants Burdening the Tax System and schools. You played baseball and every city, have you ever been to a hot Dog And Wonder if it started out on a leash . [laughter] many times. [laughter] to put Ketchup Or Mustard on it lacks. And mustard and whatever makes it tastes good. [laughter] but can you appreciate lets say the Yankee Clubhouse they got the 40 Man Roster and somebody comes in to the club just dumps another 30 people you are just going to have basic logistical issues getting dressed and stuff from. We had to do that we had to bring in extra lockers and hide from the dominicans. [laughter] since. Is going after you. Biden from little bit you like to show their package. [laughter] so we had to deal with the Yankee Clubhouse Philly Cheese steaks. That sound like a euphemism like it. The one thing we did learn is that President Trump Concern for dogs explains why he didnt pick The Field as his vp pick. [laughter] the most headlines in politics was not South Dakota governor, it was Taylor Swift, endorsed Kamala Harris and triggered an avalanche of Voter Registrations after posting on the ground. Republicans should dismiss this at their own peril because Taylor Swift is backed by so many teen girls, kamala has just gotten on kellys endorsement. [laughter] there are probably 2 Million jobs about the Taylor Swift became a Billionaire Singing about how she has worked judgment. [laughter] everyone has said as if there joke with does that knowledge of her undermined her endorsement . I dont think it undermines and we should be concerned because we saw a slew of people check out Voter Registration and people have to remember about this, she speaks from a place of privilege. Shell never feel the consequences of people drop off in her home, Food Prices being superhigh so its unfortunate young girls my age look at her as someone to look after rather than just listen to her as an entertainer. [laughter] Palace Campaign is selling Taylor Swift phrase the julie for using is by of him both arm . He wants to be the most and it is the united states of america. Its Tim Walz right now. He put tampons in the Boys Room because if you have with multivessel thought you might frighten you with that. [laughter] the Tampon Thing in the Boys Room. Let me just say that with two little girl like to see you like 25000 Government Loan so i can pay for the ticket. [laughter] Taylor Swift on this iceskating is can we talk about that. You are a dad, have you been dragged to a Taylor Swift concert . I dont know if drag is fair because you did appear on Queer Eye for the straight guy. [laughter] my daughters wanted to go it was super expensive and i have six girls, two boys and we just couldnt didnt put it together. Its very expensive and i said why dont we watch some videos . [laughter] i can have a good time he shouldnt be on Fox News Saturday Night, you should be on quarters. [laughter] i should be home probably watching my kids. [laughter] its fine. [laughter] it was President Trump who pick up the most stunning endorsement in political history this week. Take a look. [cheering] the first time to see a pho photo, you might assume its fake but if you paid attention, you know it was real. To be clear, hes not actually endorsing trump. But dont you love how now that biden is out of the race, his handlers put him out in public without his meds . He just wandering around. Spilling jello everywhere he goes. I think he did this because he hates Kamala Harris. He hates her, trump was right. I think biden no he was shot out in the most surprised when Joe Biden dropped out was Joe Biden and now he wants revenge against the establishment like ill endorse trump, whatever i can do to help. Sign me up. Biden is a republican, the wheels are ross. [laughter] the bar is so low for the president that we are all just relieved it didnt reply to 9 11 as 711. He said hes going to do 9 11 which is really concerning. [laughter] he what . He hasnt done anything for four years, he hasnt done anything and when he decides, he decides to do that . Shes mad, shes not taking it. Youre used to dealing with crazy people because you lead with ramirez. Charlotte but would you sign with the Baseball Team if biden was the manager . No. [laughter] im not doing it. Someone needs to call the shots and he may tell me to go in and pitch to start the game and you know me is not having that strong of an arm. [laughter] they will tee off against me. [laughter] america where they were ejected. Thats it. Good night, everybody. A hot show coming up, lincoln joining us for later in politics but should they keep their opinions to themselves . The panel explains what is quarterback patrick the homes is not using is, the four boys in support of either candidate. Stay right here. The moment i met him i knew he was my soulmate. Soulmates. Soulmate [giggles] why do you need me . [laughs sarcastically] but then we switched to tmobile 5g home internet. And now his attention is spent elsewhere. But im thinking of her the whole time. Thats so much worse. Why is that thing in bed with you . This is where it gets the best signal from the Cell Tower ive tried everywhere else in the house theres always a new excuse. Well if we got xfinity you wouldnt have to mess around with the connection. Therapys tough, huh . Mmm. Its like a lot about me. [laughs] a Home Router should never be a home wrecker. Oo this is a good book title. America sure seems and back then the president didnt mind if he took a knee. [laughter] house for you, hillary for perhaps the most unifying decade was michael jordan. The man who refuse to endorse a candidate of North Carolina Senate Race famously telling reporters quote reported to buy sneakers, too. That exact moment we knew michael did a Lot Of. Patrick the homes took a page of the playbook. Check out. I want my Place And Platform to be used to endorse a candidate or do whatever, either way. Mike places to inform people to register to vote and do their own research and make the best decision for them and their family. Will patrick the homes were professional athletes can stick to doing what they do best which is the kardashians. [laughter] will Trump And Kamala try to land endorsements from other chiefs from Elizabeth Warren . I want to make a distinction, you endorsed donald trump but the problem was athletes involved, not endorsing, its the other and in this era of politics and think you are not guilty of is endorsing trump saying i will be friends with anybody who goes the other way which is why we share restraint we are seeing now for week where we need to dial it back a little bit . I sure hope so. Theres one thing to concentrate, to repeat it is a lot that goes into it. A guy with students. Look at those right there. This is the only guy in Times Square with real jewelry. [laughter] as the Effect Travis Kelsey . Patrick the homes is the quarterback the Taylor Swift is is tight and. [laughter] Travis Kelsey will come to an end very soon for america. I can tell you the lesser kelsey is the one Dating Taylor swift but the fact that the you do but theres another effect and thats a huge loss for Taylor Swift. Not everything that is. Now they are upset. He lose on Election Day if they dont cross the finish line. If they do and they screw up, and is on you and you keep losing. There is no upside getting involved. What its basically saying is beyonce is smarter than Taylor Swift because i dont doubt shes going to get in. Shes going to watch the polls a few more weeks before she does because she doesnt want to get behind it. Bad folks to take advice. Both made great points back to office. Elvis in 1972, he said im just an entertainer. Yet is that hes activists. They tried to go at him and smearing donald trump. He said i thought it was funny he called the leader of North Korea and he stopped there. We have to get back to a spot where people understand that these are entertainers are athletes, not activists. Leave the activists to the activists. Using that instead of the time he went to see nixon at the White House on drugs. Thank you for that. [laughter] i was hoping no one would bring that up. If you ever get a chance. You talk right there. As the difference between a ballplayer and me. He looks like a ballplayer. I look like a Figure Skater who let things go. [laughter] i dont care who anyone is. Analysis before using the platform my frustration is with loss, culture because we used to have places to put differences aside and that tethered the country together if it was late night comedy, the movies, Common Culture was a place we go to forget we hated each other and that is a threat because nothing has gotten better since everyones gotten involved so not telling people to stay in the lane but i am telling them that some of us are lucky enough to have gifts that unite people if we keep focusing on, the of the country more than we fight. 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I recently had a conversation from a colleague who shall remain nameless who is telling me about this, he used to enjoy going to the store standing in the corner Reading Playboy 20 years ago. [laughter] Neil Cavuto [laughter] why did you tell everyone . Hes like now, just sit at hom

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