Yes. [ applause ] i feel like willie brown greg: happy tuesday san francisco 49ers player ricky piersall will miss 4 games after being in an attempted robbery or as detroit alliance call it the offseason. Harris is called for wearing headphones and holding cell phone up to her ear like wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid the press on air force to what was she listening to that was so important how to act like a normal human being volume 1 and of chapter 1. He knocked up a nanny, hey, cody who hasn't though. Harris is accused of using a fake accent giving a speech in detroit and in pittsburgh biden was accused of using english she uses a black sent in detroit and indian win she talks to tech support. I agree with your outrage. I woman on the reality show 100d at a tennessee zoo charged with drug possession police rolled out and said it's unlikely she will beyond the ride in any time soon marketing firm employed by google and facebook admit they spy on conversations with microphone so that's why i keep getting adds for but waxing as social media user boasted he'd eat dog poop if florida state loss to boston college but then said he would eat too if they want. Something tells me it's not about football in la highway backed up for miles after the roadway was covered in french fries the cleaning crew brought in an expert. All right let's do a monologue you know how trump was invited to attend a private service for 14 american servicemen killed during our countries needlessly rushed chaotic withdrawal of afghanistan to be arlington national cemetery we didn't respond and didn't show up. Harris was busy washing collard greens in her bathtub if you want to get a message to biden you have to email of the orc. He went there request of the families after the private ceremony which wasn't open to the press a cemetery staffer tried to stop the photographer because as the cemeteries said federal law prohibits political campaign elected campaign activities there. Federal law doesn't prohibit what trump did he was invited by the families they wanted pictures in the mainstream media lost their [ bleep ] and arguably the most sacred place in the country and was used as a backdrop for political purpose. You can't use arlington for political purpose you're not supposed to use them as props he did so anyway. The trump campaign was using his visit for political gain and we want to honour them not exploit them. And was criminally behaviour. Criminal behaviour these ass holes. That is when i had to say it. That's when she decided to go to war with goldstar mom's proving somebody on the ticket won't run away from battle and as vp had the privilege of visiting arlington national cemetery several times it's a solemn place where we come together to honour american heroes and made the ultimate sacrifice not a place for politics i will always honour the service of fallen heroes i mourn and salute and will never politicize them. First of all it's nice of her to admit she's been vice president for the last 4 years like hearing a serial killer finally admit he's responsible for the string of bodies across the country as for no politics just last september and november joe gave a speech arlington on veterans day where he touted his policies happening after he announced his reelection run if that's not a campaign speech i can't swing my legs behind my head but they didn't care about that apparently she forgot the actual human beings who died due to an incompetent dishonest in the loved ones who mourn them. The gold star responded harassing this. Your statement is nothing more than a political spin to help you look better. Vice president tears why will you not just for condolences yourself. And that's exhibited the silence. He's been a rock for us and as you playing politics trying to detract from our memories that day and i bet you didn't see the anywhere else except on fox news and they can be an author fakery is not on legacy news but on twitter funny how the direction of disinterest only goes 1 away and the soft coup in the cover up there her rise to stardom in weeks which is baffles of death bleakly put over me. Make a joke about willie brown you're going down as member when the media deemed trump a global embarrassment and that nevermind his words and the media goes awol like tim walz. When his bitter relatives and it was everywhere. There on the housecoat. In your actual brother 100% and he hasn't spoken to his brother in 8 years and they don't talk to their brothers instead they just marry them. You can go back further the way that medias manage reality and the nonexisting things that he went into the nord stream pipeline just corruption the suicide the covid19 and they pick and shoos their interest to control reality. It's only 1 reality they can control as it ran the trump because it is. It shouldn't be this hard for the media this time and it ended up exposing the game. Now they can evaporate with acute going it uninvestigated as becomes obama to plano the people in charge want you to think and it's a day old car melissa with aside a stupid so british as blood type is earl grey. Douglas murray. And the person to call when there is a really good brawl. And joe machi. And deacon the lead discussion and give concussions tyrus! and douglas will come back to the show always a pleasure very kind. Is a kind okay. Out there than why do you think harris did this. Was it because of the aranda cnn appearance and do you think she actually wrote that? it was die but all this happened since i last saw you. And we were laughing about a bunch of things suddenly it's not funny anymore it's scary there are things faked up and everybody was still pretending joe biden had another 4 or 5 years still in them just getting going and revving up for his real second term and now no 1 knows who's running america and we are meant to be fine if it. We didn't believe that the media was telling us to believe. We knew he was toast that's an insult to toast. Toast can be fresh and delightfully brown and be delicious, joey and is not that. Use the toast that isn't actually toasted just soggy bread. Spoken to get bread out of the fridge and it's got that weird stink that's joe biden. That is joe biden charlie. I mentioned and i feel her campaign is a self driving car just instructed not to touch anything inside the car because it might make it go off the road into reality. It's not like she can even make smart decisions which i mean there's obvious moves to make at this point in time when of the questions you asked was if she wrote the post i don't believe she did the only thing that struck me as that she wrote this was when the line was let me be clear because she always says that. It makes you miss the days when the character limits were 140 on twitter because her post was so many words but said nothing at all just allies and hypocrisy. She is bet he has been bragging she was the last 1 in the room when the disastrous decision was made the withdrawal in afghanistan leading to service members losing their lives. It's so obvious the decisions that have to be made. Yemen taken accountability for 3 years now you have a beautiful opportunity as a democratic nominee it's an anniversary of the deaths, to go to the cemetery be a part of the ceremony instead nowhere to be found instead 10 minutes away in her big beautiful mansion in washington, dc. Biden at his second straight week at the beach it's quite disgusting we have no leaders as far as the democratic party's representing themselves the only leader is the 1 at the cemetery and that of course is donald trump. And i was told by a dc insider she was always the last person in the room because she had terrible flatulence. She would late wait forever way to leave and then their eyes with water. As somebody who has suffered a similar problem can you relate to? great that's why you shouldn't leave your office unlock when you go down to the 5 i will say this that harry should keep doing what she's doing and maybe adopt a child from a poor country, do an interview with oprah and give everybody a car, go to rehab doesn't matter what it's for mind you your actual record is just terrible i would normally tell people to be honest but you made gas expensive you lost a bunch of kids you got people killed didn't seem to care about it so you should definitely lie my only problem is i hear people in the right complain the media is biased, they aren't biased of their just liars. You don't lie for 7 years about the fine people hook some people correct in video evidence. I don't go around saying grade is a racist the get speed on by hookers of those are just allegations at this point. I asked you get pete on by racists that she shows you how antiracist and goahead bigot the alchemy i hate it. To get a little too farther that we end up in that spot. Trumps trying to get out of. Tyrus it's amazing how the media ignored the families in the story leapfrogging over it and said oh here's what other people think about trump and they manipulate the information. There a campaign. Like they are the democratic campaign that's their part of the team they are part of the decisionmaking process harasses the perfect candidate for them because she takes orders she ever said find tell the people yourself they won't do as a continuation of what were seeing by a dimension they controlled him will than he did the 1 thing they didn't think would happen which has he endorsed her which played into their hands even better is she will do exactly what we tell her to do before we turn on her and she's doing that thing at the headphones and the phone i put into be busy all the time that is the most overcompensating thing just say i'm not allowed to talk to you the more you hear from her more as a republican should be like keep giving her the microphone or builder just so the microphone in the area of her and watch her avoid. She's tran avoid that at all costs it's very sad but again and know she didn't rate that if she did that's the most brilliant sentence she ever put together it had punctuation and everything else she didn't end it with enough said so she quickly didn't write that [ bleep ] what advantage is she when harris yells she's speaking cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. Nah, i'm working on my six pack. Switch to a king suite or book a silent retreat. Silent retreat? hold up yeeerp? i can't talk right now, i'm at a silent retreat. Cashback on everything you buy with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. How do you cashback? chase. Make more of what's yours. Hey folks, chris counahan here with leaffilter, america's largest gutter and gutter protection company. Leaffilter has over 150 locations and has been installed on over a million homes. We've been protecting homes now for over 20 years. 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[ ♪♪ ] is she freaking because she can't show i'm speaking harrison trump debate week from tonight on abc news and because of the are video the day comes from back in the day when here's debated mike pence based on the debate i think we know why she wanted the microphones with trump roll in. Mr vice president i'm speaking. You don't mind letting me finish we have a conversation i will not be lectured by the vice president. She got that she speaking but you will get the other those words when she debates trump is the microphones will be turned off when they aren't talking not allowed to have notes or sit down but lucky for her she will still be allowed to have tim walz curled up around her feet. And surely i kind of feel like i would've love to seo terms responded to the you a bit like mike pence he looked like every white guy in the movie they gets his comeuppance but whoopi goldberg i guess trump wouldn't have responded in the same manner which is a good thing for everybody see we've needed mike's trump can't go off complete in this morn and she can't see your favourite lanham speaking every other word people like harris or unveil or unbearable you have to train them to be more bearable i bet she's wearing a shock collar behind the scenes it will just just zap her when she says i'm speaking because she has to be trained another that's gone so vaio just like her crazy cackle that we don't hear as much which is a shame because we all love to make fun of her for that's because they trainer they say don't do it because you sound stupid so now it will go away. Honestly i think harris should want the microphones muted trims only opportunity to talk a leftwing network without it being selectively edited his during the debates with the 2 moderators will be 3 against 1 like me when you're trying to make out with me on the dance floor but i think the whole format should be changed because now it's about how you would fix homelessness you have 30 seconds i would do it where hordes no moderators 1 topic let's have a room talk no secret service so everybody is safe no slanted roofs anywhere what am i doing with my mouth. I thought you're having a stroke there. Any words of wisdom and suggestions were trump. She still gonna do that you know she is she's going to say don't look at me that way they're going to do sign to get off base. They're trying whatever they can to get these rules changed because biden of the catchphrase of the year we killed medicaid he build a 50 year career read after that as well mass murderer as well won't be any bongos or anybody she oft answer questions to the only problem is her questions will be what's your favourite colour then she'll be like green the go to trump many coloured people did you have murdered last year those are the debate questions and they will judge based off the softballs against the nuclear missiles they should president trump either way will show her ineffectiveness and into inability to be more which i think we seen enough here folks leave you for last douglas is your pie when the better debaters i've seen what she debate many times and you always wipe the floor can you give any advice to trump. Mainly he has to allow her to talk because when she talks and the thing is how important the inflation is people's lives and with the importance of the globe and if you said is a great whether we would look at the way weather affects our lives and won't look at any of this. Asking how to celebrate the economy underbite and here's and resetting it under harris and what they boasted about that went well for the last 12 years and yet they need a reset if it's coming back. I would just get it on any policy and they are the archetype if somebody is talking about something they know nothing about and up next cancel your vacations harris needs money for reparations et your tools from harbor freight something about the job feels different your wallet. Whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪ rsv can severely affect the lungs and lower airways. But i'm protected with arexvy. Arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respiratory disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. 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And then she laughed in the laughed and that was from 2019 amazing how we find these clips but the media and the rest of the media can't. She was signing a bill to create a condition to sign it study reparations. That's a big assed cheque you will have to cut to the entire world because everybody was a slave at onetimer another in their ancestry so everybody just gets a check yet to figure out who's who. Slavic because the slavic people were slave to most they got the name if he was asked who would be called the brothers. Reparations is ludicrous and stupid. I got my opportunity and i ran a fit so you bottom line who's black then and white now could have been we don't know who's who and what's what you could have been a brother strolling in the canada so who knows and no greatgrandfather old frederick got felt maybe you get a check. I would like that. Joe you are a slave once but that was in larry kudlow's playroom you deserve reparations in the time we all came over? it's being litigated right now also you what she will agree to anything if you put her in front of an audience that thinks that's popular. She can promise us unlimited cheese if you was talking to the view but my favourite part about that was the phone call with the earbuds in it's like when i invited you to my labor day marble barbecue and you pretended to be talking to a banana. It's amazing to me that somebody lies so often is so bad i'll lie all the time but i'm good at it. Like when you state joe i'm denying your request i'll pretend i didn't hear you because i blasted too much and murray. Illustrated work that into the show it's getting to be really irritating although she is a great canadian songstress so thank you for that douglas. Get frederick you're worrying about that right now. It's a weird thing where she spoke with an accident in detroit use a different 1 in pittsburgh let's roll that. You better think the union member sick leave and paid leave and think paid union member for vacation time think unions for sick leave and for paid family leave think unions for your vacation time it's amazing the change their from pittsburgh to detroit do you think that happens with the time change she's not the first politician to do that not even the first immigrant hillary clinton was very good at this and aoc is a master of it if she really wants to go do that she should do the thing where she bounces around and undoes her hair great. That was 1 of the best. I wish i could see more that oliver politicians including lindsay graham. I'm going to say stop. Charlie a lot of fun things here you gutter with the accent and with the earbuds in the phone. What sparks your fancy? the accent i hear these accidents and i'm just like what's wrong with you and your campaign team that clearly is encouraging you to go on with these ridiculous accents the matter where you go because they know she can't run on policy we seen her website still no policy page so why not pander to the audience by thinking it will relate to you by the fact you might sound like them but who even talks like that nobody talks like that that so dumb she thinks her voters are she's hoping that so she gets their support by pandering to them and that type away at cent