judge jeanine pirro, kevin walling, dana perino, and pensive greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ donald trump making a triumphant return to washington to unite the republican party. and it was, as the former president would say, a total love fest. trump getting a rock star reception from congressional republicans. at one point house g.o.p. members started singing happy birthday to him. why don't we all? ♪ happy ♪ [laughs] and senate republicans gave him a cake. trump turned 78 tomorrow, the former president come on a mission to get everybody on board to win big this november and save america from the biden catastrophe. sources telling fox news went went down in the closed door dop meeting, trump ripping the biden doj as dirty, no good bastards over his lawfare campaign against them and also called joe biden. later on, trump touting the republican unity. >> we have great unity. we have great common sense. a lot of very smart people in this room that a lot of people that love our country, we are a nation that is in decline, we are a declining nation, a nation being laughed at all over the world. we have a leader that is being laughed at all over the world. we are going to turn it around. we are going to turn it around fast. have to get elected. we have to take this -- this beautiful place, and we have to make it really something very special again. right now, it is not special. this is an outstanding group of people. i am with them 1000%. they are with me 1000%. we agree just about on everything, and if there isn't, we work it out. >> jesse: but democrats and the media can't stand the sight of a unified republican party, so they were ramping up the trump fear factor. >> donald trump and his republican sycophants will be talking about tax breaks for the very rich, cuts to the middle class, and packing our courts with more radical judges. if that's unity, the american people sure as heck don't want it. >> i just get sick thinking about my republican colleagues in the senate watching them get behind this candidate, that they know to be a danger to american democracy. >> beyond the party is the voters that are subscribing to it. that keeps me up at night. >> guilty. guilty. guilty. guilty. guilty. >> jesse: jeanine, pretty significant, donald trump going to d.c., seeing all the house republicans, and all of the senate republicans, who some of them might not have always had the greatest relationship with. fully united around the former president. what does that mean? >> judge jeanine: specifically mitch mcconnell, might be talking about, yeah, it looks like they were very unified, which is what the republican party needs, donald trump knows he needs a unified republican congress behind him, and, you know, it's amazing, first of all, listening to people like adam schiff and, you know, donny deutsch and the rest of them. they are sick into. they don't sleep at night because half of america supports this man. you know, we never really talk about the biden supporters. we just say joe biden is and with it. you know, we just feel badly for him. he should have at least the decency of having a family, to let him retire with some dignity, but we never make fun of the people who support him, and that is the difference between republicans and democrats, but you know, they said the nancy pelosi said donald trump will go to washington to try to dismantle democracy again. what did he do? he talked policy. he talked about not allowing cuts to social security. he talked about a cracked on the border, reversing bidenomics, the inflation, the economy problem, making a u-turn on the biden foreign policy, and we just heard about a 10-year deal that we've got going with ukraine now, but it is, you know, it looks like they are starting on the right track. donald trump didn't want to mention that there was a trial and it was unfair. and before this he met with the heads of three banks. he met with jamie dimon and jean fraser, brian monahan, and then he met with some of the other big business people come on nelson peltz you know, he is doing everything right now and the democrats are in disarray because they can't believe big they have this mess on the hands with progressives calling for the jewish people to stand up and be identified in new york city on a subway car, and in the end it sounds like donald trump was the one who was reasonable, who's got everything going behind him, and it seems like he is on a path to victory. to be right, walling. >> kevin: here we go. >> jesse: do you think the republican party is more unified or do you think the democratic party is more unified. >> kevin: i think they both are. donald trump has this remarkable ability to now bring back people that have criticized him up down left and center. sitting with mitch mcconnell, who in the days after january 6th laid that completely had donald trump's feet, to sit down with other members who voted for his impeachment and bring them together where they are slapping backs and singing him happy birthday is extraordinary, i think. my take away from that closed-door meeting is the fact he told marjorie taylor greene to be nice to speaker johnson, following that failed impeachment effort, and the fact that he is also doubling down on this failed nation rhetoric, we saw that in the press conference, going to see over the next five months of that actually resonates with the american people. he has been on this track of taking down america in his speech is. we will see if that resonates with t the american people. >> jesse: dana p? >> dana: there is 145 days until the election, that's from today. >> kevin: no one is counting. >> dana: things are never as good or as bad as they seem in politics but the republicans had an excellent day today. they got the image that they wanted on the once the democrats really feared because a united republican party is something that they have been banking would never happen, so for example, they will point to states, and this could be states where you had primaries after nikki haley had dropped out. even 12 weeks after she dropped out, she'd still get up to 20% of the vote, and the democrats would say, aha, c, that's what he's going to lose. then you see, people like mitch mcconnell, mitt romney went, part of the birthday celebration, and i think you can see today that republicans can taste victory. and when you start to feel that way, there is a momentum, and you are contrasting tonight, videos like this, versus the one we are going to show you in the the block. that's a deep tease. i think it is helpful for them to go to the hill because having been present before, he knows he is going to need them if he wants to do all the things that he has, that jeanine was talking about, in terms of taxes, the border, crime -- anything that he wants to do, especially in the senate. why does that matter so much? that is where your personnel confirmations get done and you can't get things done in the government if you can't get your people confirmed. >> kevin: important that republicans are hopeful about the senate flipping back. i think they are a little less hopeful about the how spirits view and great timing, counter programming, all of the evening news is going to show biden in italy with zelenskyy, trump in d.c. with the united party. greg, you heard some of these nasty, kind of bonkers statements from the media and the democrats, how would you figure they're handling this? >> greg: it is interesting they are handling this, you have murphy saying it makes him sick to see republicans backing trump. dude, you are backing a mindless invalid who should be in a white room, not the white house, and you think the democrats would have something to point to like, hey, this is what you want four more years of biden, but you can't. all you have are these fantasies of doom. you can't say what is, so you have to say what if. so i have a theory on why people are supporting biden. it's a right wing up. the right has secretly infiltrated the democratic party to preserve an incapacitated candidate that is sure to collapse before november 5th. seriously. because i have other examples. right? you have leftists targeting jews at home, right, smearing their homes with paint, that can be done by the mossad. you have activists pushing to target children with gender ideology, hormones, and surgery. that can be done by the religious right, after all, they predicted we are coming after your kids. you have progressives defending the influx of illegals by the millions, including criminals, that could have been scripted by ann coulter. now you have a president who is in the throws of dementia, steve bannon has to be behind that. so i think -- what does it say about your party, when everything you support appears like a right wing op that could actually be manufactured by your adversaries? you've got to look in the mirror and go, what are we doing? when all of this appears to be sabotaged, yet we are doing it to ourselves. that is my theory. >> jesse: just blew my mind. >> greg: did i blow your mind? that's not a lot to blow. [laughter] >> jesse: coming up next, brain freeze biden's back, embarrassing america on the world stage. ♪ ♪ progressive makes it easy to save with a quick commercial auto quote online. so you can get back to your monster to-do list. -really? -get a quote at progresivecommercial.com. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: he's put the elder in elder statesman. president biden giving another embarrassing, brain addled performance on the world stage while in italy for the g7's on it. the big guy he must have thought it was still d-day. he awkwardly saluted the italian prime minister, who was hosting the event. another startling moment, the president wandered away from the group of world leaders to go look at a skydiver and give them a thumbs up. italy's leader was then forced to physically redirect the president's attention for a photo. biden then holding a rare press conference with ukraine's president zelenskyy. joe biden sounding out of breath has he answered a question about his son, hunter, conviction. >> i am extremely proud of my son, hunter purely has overcome an addiction. he is one of the brightest, most decent men i know. and i am satisfied that i am not going to do anything -- i said i would abide by the jury decision. i will do that. and i will not pardon him. >> reporter: mr. president, do you plan on commuting the sentence? ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: very interesting, kevin, he says -- that wasn't asked, just said, i'm going to abide by the jury's decision, and i'm not going to pardon him. but he doesn't say anything about commuting the sentence. >> kevin: he has talked often about that issue, that same address -- go >> judge jeanine: he's been very clear -- >> kevin: he was asked by that reporter over there about that. listen, we got five months of this campaign, we got an 81-year-old running up to 78-year-old. i would be more nervous as a democrat if it was nikki haley we were running against our ron desantis -- >> judge jeanine: the question i just asked about commuting the sentence. >> kevin: well, again, i think you just address the part in question, i don't think he has actually been asked about the commutation. >> judge jeanine: he says he loves him and he is proud of him. >> kevin: i don't believe so come he is very clear on the part in question. if he is asked about the commutation question, he will answer. >> dana: i took that as answering both. >> kevin: and has doubled down in his remarks in terms of supporting a jury system in this country, the judicial process playing out, on "outnumbered" this week when the jury came back from a very clear statement in support of the judiciary. we are going to have a split screen and see the debate in two weeks or so between the former president and the president, and it's going to be this dynamic playing out between two older gentleman in this race. >> judge jeanine: you know, how do you compare them as two older gentleman? on the one hand you have joe biden over there, someone who is skydiving and think know my giving a thumbs up, with the president or prime minister of interitaly has to remind them wy they are there. i mean, age? >> jesse: age is just a number, you know that. >> judge jeanine: yours is unlisted. >> jesse: mine is unlisted. judge, you are a whippersnapper. i don't know how old you are, but doesn't matter. you have energy, just like donald trump. joe biden, there is too much going on right now to be wandering off in the middle of an italian field. we just signed a 10-year deal with ukraine and affirmed their future membership into nato. what? what? and at the same time we are going to allow american weapons in ukraine to hit russian targets inside their borders. that was a significant development. and then also china selling dual use tech to ukraine. we just slapped a bunch of sanctions on them. the russian neva is doing port calls in cuba, 90 miles off the. this guy is wandering around in a field? i don't know, judge. i do know that the american people kind of checked out on the ukraine thing. we're just not really emotionally involved anymore. celebrities aren't going there, senators aren't going there, journalists are going there anymore. our checkbook is involved but we have really detached herself from it. i don't think the american people would care one way or the other if ukraine won this war and repelled russia back, or if there was a peace deal tomorrow. i think we would be happy with both. him it doesn't look like either of these things are going to happen, especially when an 80-year-old man is wandering around in an italian field. >> judge jeanine: you know it's interesting about biden speech today, dana, biden starts by saying at the beginning of this war, he said something like 25 countries joined together to declare their support for ukraine, and then he goes right into, and we are going to sign, just two of us, the united states and ukraine, we are going to sign a deal to make sure that we invest in ukraine industrial base, that we provide them in the long term with defense, weapons, and ammunition, that we provide them for ten years with intelligence and training, and that we continue to give them, i think, $15 billion, all of this while russia has got its ships in the caribbean. >> dana: okay, so he is at the g7 conference. we where i think the last country to make an agreement like this out of these seven, so i think when president trump really put the pressure on the nato countries to pay more, and they started doing that, i think biden has tried to continue it, maybe not as well but they are all paying more because they are actually worried about the threat, so setting that aside, i do think that if i were the white house, i would have sent kamala harris to this meeting, and let joe biden rest up and prepare for the debate. you are going to start seeing, i saw a little bit of it today, a little bit of face tripping out from democrats who are concerned that he is not doing the prep that he needs to do for that debate that takes place three weeks from tonight. and all of them looked old and defeated, except for the prime minister of italy, and in fact, biden's approval rating is sparkling next to theirs come he is at 37%, justin trudeau is at 30%, germany 25%, macro 21%. and actually most of these people that are there except desh could be off the world stage in the next few months. >> kevin: biden is in pretty. >> dana: 37%. >> kevin: we will take it. >> judge jeanine: the sad part about this, the united states is supposed to be the world superpower and military, the strongest military, and yet we have someone on the stage that projects such weakness and such fear and such, you know, almost -- it's almost like he is a pushover. >> greg: yeah, ukraine gets weapons and funds and our american troops, they get diversity training and pride events. where are the priorities? right now if you believe -- this is what i don't understand. if you actually believe that trump is this existential threat, right, the most consequential vote in our history is coming up, why are you running a feeble ghost of a candidate? why would you treat this election so lightly that you put forth the weakest candidate in american history? if you believe trump is a moral evil, you are abandoning your moral imperative to put out a real candidate. i'm not even saying a good candidate. i'm saying a real candidate, which makes anyone with a brain wonder, if they aren't that worried that joe is going to lose, given his sorry state, what are they planning? what are they doing to save the day? what is up the dems sleeve to drag that body back into the white house? what is the dog that is not barking? and let's say, by some weird, miraculous chance, that we didn't see coming, given that trump is ahead come has a 66% chance of winning, looks like he is going to get the electoral count, he -- joe still wins, what do you do after you win? how do you convince anyone that's real? have they even thought of that? even the dems behind the scenes better hope he doesn't win because no one is going to believe it. >> judge jeanine: well, there. >> greg: how about it? >> judge jeanine: coming up, unhinged lovers nathan wade can't take the heat during an interview, as fani willis melts down during a speech. ♪ ♪ what the biggest companies deliver is an exceptional customer experience. what makes it possible is unmatched connectivity and 5g solutions from t-mobile for business. t-mobile connects 100,000 delta airlines employees, powers tractor supply's stores nationwide with reliable 5g business internet, and partners with pga of america on game changing innovation. this is how business goes further with t-mobile for business. i was only 23 when i was first diagnosed with non-melanoma skin cancer. 40 years later, i've had almost 20 mohs surgeries. i had just accepted that the pain and the scars were going to be part of my life. but when i was diagnosed with two basal cells on my face, i became determined to find an alternative to surgery. if you, like millions of others, are affected by skin cancer... it's important to know that surgery isn't the only option. there's another choice. gentlecure. it sounded like everything i had been looking for. gentlecure uses low energy x-rays to kill skin cancer cells with a 99% cure rate. plus, there's no cutting, no surgical scarring and no downtime. i'm so glad i did it. it was successful in every way. to learn more, call today or go to gentlecure.com ♪ ♪ >> greg: it's the latest twist from the trump prosecutors who had a tryst. fani's ex-flame nathan wade interrupted by his team and walking away in the middle of an interview with cnn after getting drilled on the affair timeline. >> do i believe that my actions caused this delay? no, no, no. i do believe, though, that the timing of a personal relationship that i had was probably bad, it was bad timing. there has been this effort to say that, okay, these exact dates are at issue and these exact dates are -- i'm getting -- i'm getting signaled here. >> you want to go away for a second >> yes. >> okay. >> keep rolling? >> don't stop. >> everything okay? >> yeah. >> greg: i bet. meanwhile fani also showing off some passion today while speaking at a black church, playing both the race and the gender card. >> others have found buyer with the media for not double checking those who unfairly attack african american women, but that same media will jump at the morsel of a chance to tear a sister down. i am so tired of hearing these idiots call my name as fani in a way to at