Yeah, yeah. Had that. Yeah. Go. That feels so good. Well, its friday. You know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes engaged, which means soon hell be getting back a second ring. Actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer. Shes so blunt. You can light her up. And smoker, cohost of the bottom line on fox business. Go. Chances are youre uncle who pays for pictures of her feet. New york times best sellinr fo and Fox News Contributor kat timprk offerf. And he puts free buffets out of business. New york times best selling author, comedian and barber heavyweighyork timt world. Thank you. All right, before we get tow some news stories, lets do this this. Very real. Dovers valley. Its the leftovers where i read the jokes we didnt use thisis week. And as always, its my first time reading them, so they week well, force joe mackey to have unprotected with an ostrich t as if protected would somehow be better. 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Yesterday, under crossexamination, trumps Michael Cohened of lying about a crucial phone call that was sold as the l sodirect link between the fort president and the Stormy Daniels payoff. Raight. So let me get this straight. Michael cohen lied. What are the odds . Thats like finding out waters shaves his back. So instead, trumps team says it, was a conversation about a frickin crank call. Its so let me paint the picture for you. In 2016, cohen, a prank calla from a 14 year old kid. Cohen then texted trumpsm bodyguard about it who told him to call him. So cohen rings. The bodyguarm cohend. They chat for 96 seconds. Trumps lawyer says Cohen Say Whineds Co mostly about the annoying brad on the call. But cohen says the He Talkedtala about the payoff, too. But like jesses new book, no one was buying it. You know, its bad when even msnbc and cnn making sense. It was like a crescendoscendo because the drama of the moment was so clear to everybody in the roo sm. Do you have doubts that that conversation happened the way Michael Cohet Ocn on his direct examination . Absolutely. Rect exa. It devastating i mean, for Michael Cohens credibility on this, i mean, in this one particular topic, i dont think ive ever seen a star Cooperating Witnessen get his knees chopped out quite as clearly and dramatically as what just happened with Michael Cohen. That makes the District Attorneys Office look sloppqui in addition to making Michael Cohen seem like a selfish nerd, either fabricator, liar or forgetful person, it casts doubt on the veracity of a ton of his testimony. Oh, wow. Who would have predicted that cohens case against trump would rest on a crank phone call . L up but, hey, maybe the court should call up prince albert. Oh, wait, hes. Hes currently in a can. Well, theres always my client. The i sode the idea that somehow this piece of evidence, a 96 second phone call about a teen crank caller would devastate the credibility of Michael Cohen. Think about that. Its like an unpaid parkin ael Coheout Thatgn Un ticket. Ng devastating the credibility n. O. J. Simpso its like one destroying the appeal of jerrold. W su i love how surprised the Medimedia Isa is that this e be full of. Its like going into a Port Authoritly restroom at 1 a. M. Its a prize. Theres not an attendant in Aro Tux Handinom at ere isng. You breath mints. Its like going into Larry Kudlows and shocked that therer is a mirror on the ceilingoo. Think about it. This case. Think about this case. At its most basits c level, they brought in a Porn Star And A Convicted Perjurer tp of to convict trump of a crime. They have yet to actually definecrim. R sure, its a humiliating day for the prosecution, but its a staiecution on our entire legl system. This case never would have been brought. It was anyone but trump. But the truly shameful behavior isnt trump. Iot the Prosecutione Media who cheered it on. They partneredo with the Mosty O Corrupt entities simply to destroy what they see as a common enemy thats embraced by half the country. These Media Make Fortry as palestine seem logical. No one thats been there, no one trust them any more. Thats why so many are losing money. Which is why the next chapter in the story of legacy media will be chapter 11. God, every jamie, we all know that youre. So lonely. E you are grateful when you get a prank phone call. At d what do you make of this w whole new develop moment . Youve been watching the trial the whole time. Even like telemarketers, im like, dont hang up. Yeah you know, i have been following this trial since you started your monologue and a lot of stuff. Tak you know what . I take issue i take issue with anderson. I like what he said, but he said it ruins his credibility on this topic. Anon coopec. This does not what credibility means. If youre dishonest credibilitym your credibility is that now means can we trustea you . Another thing. So i thought they were trying to even give him a little leeway there where he didnt deservas e. I just feel this trust is over. It should be over. We should save our money and resources. I just feel this is just something i would never have to it. I will never i will never have n a girl hush money. Like every single time. But like. Like Everyti Timmee ever slept with a girl. She right after she goes. No one can find out about that. So, yeah, i guess the secret is to be really bad at it. Yes. Its quite a savings. Yes. I was thinking about this. I wonder if this Crank Calleresa realizes that he mightrank have just made the most Impactful Crank Call in history. I don t think theres ever beenno a crank call that had any E Consequencvee other thanequence upsetting a Senior Citizen or off a guy who manages a deli. I, i want to meet this individual, this woman. He was 14 back then, so hes probably like 22, maybe legal age. I did the math before the show, so i, i consider mysel myself an authority on lion grifter, scaled back boys. Not the prank call or i mean, michael cole, the Big Swinging Dipstick who thought he wase to get a Cabinetet Position but was going to demand the six Brit Serviceld deal with the 14 year old prank caller. And you know this nine, what, 96 second phone call with keithl schiller, the bodyguard was all about the prank . Thisaller yeah, you have to stop this guy from calling me and Askin Intg Me where did good then is . Yeah,e wh who good then . Yeah, i was in your ear. Who . Where is he . You know, the whole 90 seconds circle of. Thi but the thing is, i mean, its like tyras kind of mentioned this before yesterday that, like, maybe was more than just a crank yanking. You know, maybe he was yanking his cranked the crank anchor. G i yeah. Yeahs. I mean, lets listen. Lets. Oh, man. Oh, man. I just. But i as a bodyguard, wehe get called for everything. Mmhmm. But i have never, ever met a bodyguard who was like, man, my client called, me, i had a prank caller, and i told him to press star 67 and find a little like this doesnt happen. Ha yeas sah he called up and hes like, i might have sent something to someoneg that was mmhmm. That was what, boss for . Yeah. You need to call somebody else quick. Thats exactly what that was. Nobody calls over a prank caller ove, and its still earl well find out. But, yeah, he would. E th yoey say on the phone they got you so upset. What was it, their mom that answered when you called . I, my. I hate it when the mom picks up. I want the grandmother. Oh, yeah . When answers the phone, the goes in your part. Its not so much fun anymore. Its a cat. Have you ever been prank called . Youre too young to have a prank phonoruree call, right . Because you cant call. You cant do prankse calls. S it doesnt exist. People know whos calling. Yeah, i know. I prank called people before when i was a kid. Yeah, but i dos a kid just want to point out something you said in your monologue that i didnt love, which is youg th a said, you know, a star and a perjurer. And i think that putting porn stars and Michael Cohen t in the same category is an unnecessary besmirching of stars. Like many, many porn stars, im sure a Mucght Manyh Strongee systems than this smarmy lying man. Yes. I mean, hes a perjurer. And theyre like, oh, wait, he lierelated. Oh, yeah, hes a perjurer. And then also this narrative of him is this two tires, this point, this guy whos this brave man speaking truth against this, you know, immense, insurmountabl truth aes that kind of also breaks down when you realize, you known whee hes secret service, about a 14yearold boy. Yeah. Soet s exactly like a davidd goli and Goliath Situation there. You know what he probably want . I was thinkinge. About this, that he wanted somebody to get the phone number. He didnt knod w whereso h the call was coming from. So he probably called them because, you knoobablyw like coh and people, they can get like, yeah, they can run it. N ru that might have been part i of it, but it is kind of it is pretty funny, Thoug Pretth Y admit you need you couldnt handle he Co A 14 Year Old Boy K calling you on your own. Yeae h, thats why i keep him in the trunk. Yeah, but alive sometimes. Up next, insults get searing at a congressional hearing that the American People will win through the absolute victory. Remembering the heroes we cant afford to forget when Uncertain Times the recent landing of submarines sounds endearingly brought out the best in us. We want a ticket. In fact, and go on with our lives. The secret history of World War Two and the final journey of the greatest generation. New season streaming now on fox nation. Fox nation would like to thank fox nation would like to thank active military and veterans ho outdoor memorial day. Sign up and get your first year free. 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Americas feisty female representatives. Watch. Id like to know if any of the democrats on this g antee are employin judge merchan daughter. Now, please tell me what that has to do with. Merrick garland. Do you know what were here for . You know were hererrick g whe. I want. . You know what were here for. Well, you dont want to talkineg about. I think your fake eyelashes are messing up. Aint nothinke eyela areg of or mr. Chairman, beneath. Even more disturbing. Yeah. G nothisngs beneath democrat except maybe white house interns. Wonder i wonder if aoc i as a pointf of order. Of or i do have a point of order, and i would like to move to. To takre down ms. Greenes words. That is absolutely. How dare you of another person. Are your feelings her words down . Oh. Your feings are. Oh, girl. Baby girl. Oh, really . Dont even play. How dare you . Why do i feel like im watching a video of waffle house at 2 a. M. . Yoit i, its how aoc loves call americans pro but hate attacks on looks. Probably because nearly all the people calling americans pro are so ugly. How dare you bully a man where theyre to get ms. T green to agree to strike her words . Okayee. Agrees miss green agrees to strike her words. I believ hee. Ridiculous. No, no, no, kerry, hold on. Then after mr. Perez. Youll be recognized. Im not apologizing. Okay, reserv e right to your word. I am not apologizing. Now, lets go. Come on, guys. Debat why dont you debate me and chairman . Did the minority himself ever wreck . Youre not. Yeah, youre not. You dont have enough intelligen you donought men ares. But did colmer just referd he to them guys . Yeah, because if theyre guys, they should go Settle Thisthey in womens bathroom. But i wonde r, mrs. Crockett is just curious and wants to better understand his rulin g. Im just curious. Just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebodies beliefs. Bad built butch body that would not be engaged in personality. Hes correct. A what now . Chairman i make i make a motiond to strike those words. I dont think thats one part of the kind of Fine Clarification on what you just said. Were not going to were not going to do this like you guys earlier did. You just voted to do it first thing. You voted in order to get clarification. Forget calm down. Calm down. No, no, no. Becaus thie this is. What do you do . Im sorry. Youre not recognized, mr. I hear you with your yelling. Right on down. Please cal to m down. Me to calm down because yall calm down, and then youre out of control. Because if i carry iten back home and ter i dont have a girls, girls, girls, settle down. Girls dont make us regret 19t the 19th amendment. Ttle dow settle down, relax. Have some tea or some children. Oh, i just love making it worse. Look, this behavior is unbecoming of a house of governmen behaviot. Humble suggested they should settle this like us men. A pillow fight in their underwear. It worked for mitch mcconnell. Mitt romney. I wa you know, dagon, i washing t watching this and i realized we could do a wholehi hour special on this. Is this making you reconsider the whole ideas Doess Make Of W . Its making me consider running congress. Ider yeah, but the New York New York times thought it was being cuted and said, but first, its time for fight clubime. No real fighting. And im in favor of this. S i want these women to throw down and have to take off the false eyelashes because you cant see ive got themi on now. I cant see. Can see. [ bleeand the glass glu. Ill get stuck together and you have a horrible blind spot and youll get socked in the side of the head and. Keep you have to takerr your earrings out and you got to put your hair uings or upp wn and you can use the pen as a weapon. T greg and then you got to pull your dress up and it youre smart. You have like bike shorts on on your date, which, bike is alwayt and you take the Sumo Position and then one of them shoulddiver have taken a dive right down that desk. Thats what i was waiting for. Bring it on,. Bring it on, cat. There are so many amazing elements hermente that just watching the helplessness of these older, middle aged men dont know what to do in this situation. And alwayt o inhiss, if you t to make a fight worse, tell somebody to calm down. Yeslbody to , absolutely. I mean, honestly, to be honest s ,i feel like id be remiss ift n i didnt point out that if fake eyelashes actually did impedeabt your ability to read, then this place would have gone out of business. P ten years ago. O mini that is true. Mu minimum decades ago. And thats hammer aoc. She could have said some. She coulc couldliked have saida like that, like, oh, what does it say about fox news . A fake eyelashes mean you can o root for her to play the victim over Something Like that. I could noe t even believe it fr her to play the victim like youre attacking my appearance. What . Well, either her eyelashes are fake, which meane. S thats n accessory, not your appearance, or theyre not. Tyour a theand thats, like, tht compliment ever. That her eyelashes are just so naturathat l, beautiful that they look fake. How are you going to get upse t that i dont understand yet when people say, hey, those pecs are fake, i know thats a compliment. Eveeopln, and all of its rel and beautiful. I might. The default is the victim to the point where its just like, well, this is thing that gets what youre talking about. Tyra says that this is okay. These are people that call if you support israel, youre guilty of. If you support trump, youre a. If youre skeptical of lockdowns, you have blood on your hands. And but if you call them fat, if you say they havp e a fake eyebrows, that is worse. Yeah, well, whats worse is that was a place where laws were made and yeah, policies and wars and stuff declared. And now its pretty much penthouse. Penthouse at 12 00. Yeah. Free Chicken Sandwicheat 12 00s and the girls will fight over sandwiches. The only differencht ovee, you w throw a crinkled up dollar bills at them while theyre doing it and theyre Likeinkl Thied u bils is yeah. This the embarrassment of this the shame of this like this is who we voted for. Im glad i dont live in any districts. Now, listen, if you want to go to tell the tape, i think i think greenes got them both. I think shes a little tougher. Shes a little more jacked. Shes about, what, five, but three, about a deuce and a quarter and back and quartera hs im like, got 100, 2050. Yeah. Aoc is shorter shes a littles more saddlebag. Yea. So shes lik like whe what, buc. Buck 35. Mmhmm. And then the other one, wer 1 donwet know because wer cant weigh or fake hair or makeup. Sos and well call her an even 200. So they, they outweigh her. Lass they outweigh her, but theyre not going to our class are because if thats the person that cuts you off ladyraffic, you just let her gn. Yeah, thats that one lady. You dont mess with that lady. Everyone knows donttheverybod s with that lady. Yeah. So good luck to all of you. Can but this is this is whatlimits you cant even say, term limits because they have been in that long. Yeah, but Something Like i think we dont need voting limitsvoting l. This country. Whos voting for these people . ,jamie, the sound of these angry must have reminded you ofe your failed marriage. I would like those wordsthos taken down. Sgreg. I. Yeah. Leave him alone, young man. Baby boy. Point of order. Oint of i thought that was so fy that they, like, offended. And then she one of the wordse take it on and youre like, yeah, but we still heard it and laughed and stuff. Yea s tah, it sets the stage ed chag kind of up there. It doesnt change anything. Yeaheanythi, was like professiol wrestling, but less organized. Rofessio mmhmm. You know, theres a mean stuff i. I dont even know if i might have to believe it, but i read someone was calling her wordebod her a. I know whats even worse as i wrote that i had written it. We need more order, though. And i think if there was someone who, it was like ans alien that came down and they go, has this so crazy, whos in charge . O 90 and you were like, oh, that 90 year old man with the two hearing aids has got i 2t. Yes, that would it was likes a microcosm of like being on a plane or being in a walmart or anywhere where the men sit there and be like, how do wee break like women start fighting, right . What do we Dwomen Ghtingo We Cao anything if we say something. Dont gang uping they on us. Well go. You chicks knock it off. Jill, what did you call . Im a non bear nonbinary im Forest Sprite right now. Theyll tear your earlobe off. Yeah. Do. 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Whatd ons, thats what that wasn first what your thoughts were on this. But we go right to what woult wn you bid on . Because i know exactly what i would bet on, what Dennis Rodmans Wedding Dress from when he married himself. You can probably find it. I remember when i found out he did this when i was like seven years old, i thought it was so cool. I was like, old i i im goino that someday. Im going to marry myself. Mm. Go didt it that way, though. No, you didnt. I married a veteran making me a half veteran like shirt says you can you can get shirt, you could get these shirts on the real kat timpf. Com but i dont make any moneyn thesether shirts i make 0 off these shirts. Im giving all the money to tunnel to towers. O h, kyrie cyrus. Tyra cyrus, tyrus this what this is do you think this is . How can you authenticate this book . Listen, i thin k if we have not i learned from, dare i say his name, geraldo and his adventures. There is not theres nothing in the black book. Mmhmmblack. T of how many people were arrested out of it . How much was changed . Was it was evil . All these was there lines of evil doers and being arrestede th evild of hold and the senate . No, nothing. So you got to get a book with a Buncith Names in it that no ones like. Yeah, so its a waste of money. But is it woul moneyd it be at historical artifact . No, becausehistoric he suicid himself. So he we have no evidence that anything in there is even valid. And its really hard to suicide yourself. So yeah, theres nothing. I just feel like its a wasted thing because nothing came frogp it. Because there was too many people alive on the real list to Makeople Aliv E sure that no one ever that stuff never got out. What would you would you hope come up for auction . Okay. Well, to the one i would bid on that awesome shir t, get checked out, and i would like, oh, the original Godzillat Suit from the original first godzilla. Yeah, i like to get on that. Yeah, thats right. I bet that iets somewhere. Yeah, out somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, thats amazing. Its probably in jamies amazin. Basement. And the problem is, im going to need a small model d l. T oh, yeah . Because all the japanese guys are six nine to make godzilla movies. Theyre on strings. You got to be small. Yove gottai be. Ha i would be up for that. Jamie, what do you make of the. Book and what would you like to auction . Oh, sugar. Great questionstion. I actually had a black book. You might be surprised to know, but it was pretty big. Slhe girlsty big all ive slept with out at. Never no, i, of course, never hahad a Little Black Book. Lu the old man was married. I had little blue. It was, you know what, i was dead on. Greg, im being. I thought about this a lot. I woul thit d. E tyso i would want mike tysons the gloves he used when. He won his first heavyweight title. And i also think my exwife woulavd be psyched to geyweighte them. I know he didnt mean punch with. No, no. I mean, if she could get that one off of everything. Thank you, tyrus. Well, hey, because im on, theyll blame me sometime, you see, to make sure he was not saying giving her a right. No, no, no. Not equal rights. These are equal laughs saying that not what he was saying. Thank you, tyrus deighan. All right. Comments. Mmentsn on the book at youd like to auction. Well, it was found in street in the nineties by a musician on fifth avenue. You only authenticated by buying it. And then, greg, you begin to read it on air. And if its real, then you will burst into flames and the earth will swallow you whole. Because thats the jinthats tx yes. Touch it. So stay away from me. O find i want and this is easy to find. I race worn helmet or a race Sui Worn Fire Suit that belongedt ln to dale earnhardt, the intimidator. Numbe to dalr three. So those are only, you know, 10,000, 20,000, maybe. You know, i so i did i went l and looked for i was thinking, what do i want . Yoand a lot of things you you cn for like if you want a guitar from a banu d theyre available theyre just like expensive. But if you say i wanted the last Wood Surviving can do from the delivervivingy, its s it. You know what can. Its friday. Why greg why would you want wants reminds me of my favorite vacation but i tracked it down and its at the Wander North Georgia store its an Outdoor Store for real. Yeah its hanging on the wall therste. Is that amazing. So if youre in Wander North Georgia store near thereth go in there tom gutfeld wants to buy y the canoe on the wall and thenyl of course, ill come home. My wife will thrown it oucom what happened to the canoe . Oh, that was yours. It was my little canoe. T touc i was like, who am i goingh to . Is that right . Leaning to the. Okay, yes. Apparently people not seen deliverance. Up next, we skip to the news to answer your cuec is not cue. 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Just like a stream of wetf all over you. Even, i dont know, like, just dandruff. The dandruff on his suit jacke s ,sweat. W so the wind blows the wrong way, and it just hit you in the face, and you just. Yeah, that is scary. Cat first of all, im not going to say jojo siwa. Anyone. Who . Anyone, anyone, anyone. Mad at me . Yes. Yeah. Like anyone whos mad at you. Yeah. As soon as your me. Hos made mad me that im. Im scared of you. Oh, thats interesting. Scah. That i need to talk to you about that after the show. I know. Neyo im scared. T thati tyrus, other than you om tv, good. Yeah, i dont really. Yeah, i dont know. Like. F i had to take. If i had to interview a two hour interview with aoc, id be terrified that one. Now, you didnt, baby boy. Id nwhat im going to go. I dont pass laws becausess l i make them what . Gre that doesnt mine rhymes with fudge. But nene. Oh, so who are we really afraid of . Yes, judge. Hey, every time she calls my name, im like, i have no way. Go you know, youre way because she ca n turn on a dime. Shed be like, hey, i dont. What is you say . Ou what do you mean . A im. I interviewed her for a christmas show. Oh, my. And shes like committedrist a crime. Omas h, no. You are you sure i can find out . Yeah. I texted her the other daye t and she responded with a one word answer like yes. And i was afraid that id made him mad. And i had to, like, go ind its l the studio and confront her and be like, i know im mae d at mee yeah. You also dont want to get dana perino mad because that als diff different kind of anger. Yeah, thats like, thats like, will destroy you in five years. Anger, patient, revenge. Its just like, oh, ill be nice to you for the nex t to six months, but you just wait. All right, jamie, you get the fina 36l word . I couldnt do it to my exwife. Next, happy meals. S Replacgel Fle the yellow smiley. Only Purples Gel Flex Grid passes the raw egg test. 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And why is everybody trying to destroy their brand . I mean, who is this for . Yeah, like, who was this for the the adult, of course. Are ab sad. Youre buying a happy meal . Yeah, youre an adulppy meal ar. This should be a feeling of what am i doing . Yeahling o yeah, yeah, yeah. Im the kids arent like, mommy, im sad. Well, lets get a sad meal. Her no, its called a hug. Like, move on. Like, you know, ill answer who its for. Its for me. Yeah. Yeah, but do you need a beat . I mean, do you need. Its. That . You want the Person Behindbehi the counter . Go. Oh, shes miserable. For this. Skednd the here you go. Well, you take yourself with it. Im nevedo witr mcdonalds becae things are going well, you know, i order Happ Eaty Meas and i also like, yeah, you know, youre not always happy. And i dont like when people are always like you just look on the bright side like, brt wait, thats what i should do. I know. Like, i really. I thought it was bette reallrufo to about the bad stuff, you know, i thought it was better to Worru Y About Future A And Ruminate about why i dont no longer have from the past. But dontst ruin or besmirchh that happy meal. Wappye cant anything be left alone. Deighan. Its from jamie, of course. Yeah, exactly. If theyre going to celebrate depression, then the meal box should be the size of a cooler and it should have one of every menu item in iavt, because whenh youre depressed, thats what you order. And you go and sit in your car alone and eat with theyo sun and the milkshake and the large fry and the big mac and the quarter pounder, that is all Eatinger Pounde in r car in a parking lot. They call that the so. Yup. Jamie they said, where else cand a divorced dad you look like l you . Who needs to adjust a sprinkle of joy in their miserable life yeah they take their kids forr that allotted time of 30before minutes before the social worker comesia. 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