Im Jesse Watters along with judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in New York City, and this is the five. Le 2024 race just got real pure joe biden doing his best Clint Eastwood impression, challenging donald trump to a pair of debates. Donald trump last two debates in 2020, since then he hasnt shown up to a debate and now he is acting like he wants to debate me again. Make my day, pal. Ill even do it twice. So lets pick the dates, donald. Ii hear you are free on wednesdays. Jesse notice how there were five jump cuts and a 142nd video. Donald trump Excepting The Challenge to take on the worst president in the history of the United States and a true threat to democracy. The two talking trash for months. Bidens own advisors apparently dont want him to do the debates, but its personal for joe. We are told that sleepy is seething with hatred for donald trump because he dares call out hunters corruption. Our prima donna president also has a list of demands. Joe biden wants no audience, no third party, sorry, rfk jr. , and they have the mics cut when the speaker isnt called on. Is this really just an attempt to change the conversation . It is no secret joe has been bombing in the polls lately. Peter doocy asked why earlier. So should we see the sudden offer from a president to debate as a signal you realize you need to change the subject after some really bad polls . I just dont want to get into polling, any more details on polling, as it relates to the debate, you got to talk to the campaign about it. Who is going to stand in during the prep for donald trump . Who is going to stand end . Do you want to stand in for donald trump . So you are saying i can go debate joe biden behind the scenes . You know what . I think that might be fun for both of you. It might be fun for both of you. I think that might be fun. I dont have anything for you on that. But i appreciate the question. Jesse judge jeanine, we just heard this this morning out of the blue. What does it tell you about the strength of the Biden Campaign then he just throws down the gauntlet like this . Judge jeanine well, number one, he is trying to be a tough guy, okay . Im a tough guy. And number two, it tells me that his campaign is concerned about the numbers. He has always wanted to debate because he thinks he has this great tough guy who has a great record. Heck, when he came in, inflation was 9 , right . Thats what he thinks. But i think in addition to that, his campaign is concerned. They know they are going to lose. I mean, if the election were held today, they would lose. They are listening to van jones, axelrod, carville, and they know that they are in big trouble, but i think he is coming out offensively saying this is what we are going to do and this is how i want it. I dont want an audience. Now trump says that not having an audience is because biden is afraid of him, okay, but i think more than that, they are saying, i want to be in a television studio. To me, that says you want to already be at the podium, standing there when the cameras go on. We have candidate joe biden, candidate donald trump. There is no walking across the stage, stumbling, mumbling, not figuring out where you are going, and no large audience to respond to that. I thought, also, i hear you are free on wednesdays, i found that so offensive, and maybe not just because you know, obviously everyone knows i have a long relationship with donald trump, but you orchestrated this. You hunkered this guy down. And now you are over there sticking the knife, yeah, here you are free because court is open on wednesdays. One is at cnn, as i understand it, and that is the june 27th 1. Isnt cnn where Donna Brazile was able to get those questions to Hillary Clinton during that cnn debate with donald trump and cnn, you know, just kind of dana no, it was the primary debate and about bernie sanders. Judge jeanine but there was Donna Brazile, and it was cnn, and she lied about it and then she finally admitted it. I think that in the end, i think that this is a good thing and i think that irrespective of the parameters come i think trump will do well. Jesse richard, why does he want to do one and the dead of summer . Richard a couple of reasons. One i think the story is fascinating because when i woke up this morning there wasnt a debate and how it is 5 5 00 on e east coast and there are carico. So thats fascinating. Jesse maybe there will be three by 8 00. Richard by the time we go to bed there might be 30 00 p. M. I think a couple of things. Number one, this has been a long time problem with the president ial debate commission, its a very old way of doing things. Also, often times, depending upon when the debate was scheduled, people had already started voting because of early voting and absentee voting. And i also think, is also, i sort of agree with the judge a little bit, for the biden team and the trump team, a debate in the beginning of summer, before Summer Holiday and before folks start to tune into the election is a great way to bring these issues up front. I think there is an interesting timing on this that is important to remember. June 27th, right after the Supreme Court has issued most of its ruling for the term. There is going to be a Big Gun Ruling that comes out. Also potential Abortion Ruling that will come out that i think these candidates will be able to tackle because the americans will be talking about that. I think, too, it was interesting, the trump team and a biden team, that make it a twoman debate that we can take that their candidates off the board. I think number three, removing the audience to me was a value add. We saw dana do a debate this year and she spent half the time telling the audience to be quiet. Right . So having a live Studio Audience when there are millions of people watching at home trying to make a decision, people booing and jeering and who is up and who is down, when the Studio Audience is not the bulk of the voters, the bulk of the viewers come i think having just the two candidates and the moderator in the room with questions will allow the American People to really focus and determine which candidate they want, which is what the debates are all about. Jesse what about the mic cutting . So there will be no crosstalk, no interruption, dana, does that take away from the spontaneity . Or does it let joe biden just talk and talk . Dana i could argue it either way. But my instinct was this is actually probably good for donald trump and the reason is because when somebody that you are debating is searching for words, and is thinking about things and maybe stumbling a little bit, not saying stutter, im saying searching for the word, looking for the word, as the other person, you have a tendency to try and help the person out. Even if you are or you are jumping in and saving them from that moment. I think it would be very interesting to just sit back, ill wait until you can find those words. You do that. I think that will probably work in his favor. Im okay on the audience thing. I think theres a difference between a primary debate where everybody in the room agrees on 98 of the issues and they are only arguing about 2 and it was just a little bit of noxious. To your point on the free on wednesdays, not only was it undignified, funny for them, they are fundraising off of it. Its like the tshirts, free on wednesdays. Richard ive already seen one of those. Dana there was that thing. Between biden and his team. Jacqui heinrich reported that biden is the one who said, i want to do this debate. Finally, at some point, when the president of the United States, the commander in chief, oh, im doing the debate, announced it, you as a team after going to figure it out. I think obviously height, hardwired this with cnn, every 20 minutes this morning we had new information. Mark penn was on this morning, democrat centrist guy can work for bill clinton, helped bill clinton get reelected by moving him to the center. He said this is an act of desperation. Its a highrisk, high reward format. For biden in particular. But he needed to change the conversation. The judge said, he needed to Say Something you said in your opening the information this week has been so bad. And i think june 27th, i dont think it has anything to do with the Supreme Court. I think his team was like, we need four weeks to get this guy ready. Jesse also, that is a great point, june 27th, we might just have a ruling on hunter biden gun charge. His son could be found guilty of a gun felony. Greg pfizer better send him a big case of Adrenaline Shots to get him ready. The edits. It was like 13 seconds, there were like five edits . Less edits in a michael bay movie. He couldnt even do that, that challenge, in one straight shot. I wonder what they left on the cutting room floor. May be this is why they hired steven spielberg, just to get joe to seamlessly complete a singular thought. I mean, Spielberg Made A Mechanical Shark looked real through the magic of editing, may be could turn joe into a cogent human being, bring cgi, i think that stands for corpse galvanizing imagery. Im thinking, though, i think joe heard finally what everybody else is hearing, that he is on his way out, and what do you do when youre on your way out . You set something in motion that makes it harder for you to leave. Its like when jesse volunteered to be our floors marshal so that might buy him some time at the network, and it worked. It worked. Why is he doing this . Im happy he is doing this. Im glad he is doing it. Maybe jill told him to do it. Maybe it is just easy to say you are going to do it and then back out. And this is just buying you time and you can come up with reasons for backing out. There could be another new hoax they push that makes it like, we cannot debate this man. He is undebatable. It is beneath us to debate him. We dont even know what the hoax is but theyll find one, or perhaps they are banking on him being found guilty and then they can say we are not going to debate a felon. Or theyre going to keep Making Conditions untenable or hope that trump makes conditions that untenable. I dont think trump will. Maybe they are trying to keep the republicans thinking that joe is the candidate when he really isnt because they are in big trouble. I have to say, i dont know why biden would avoid debating. Its one of the few things hes good at. I mean, hes the best biden is on the debate stage. And, you know, we make fun of him all the time but that is where he really shines. If you think i am lying, i am. [laughter] i learned a lesson. You do not want to build really, really low expectations for joe biden because it makes it easier for him to win with the media. A very, very low bar guarantees he will beat the expectations because you go, oh, my god, at least he lived. He didnt fall. Im going to go ahead and say right now, take it out of context, joe biden is the best president ial debate or i have ever seen and it is about time he gets on that stage. Dana impossible to beat. Greg impossible to beat. Jesse a master debater. Up next, the ladies of the view had to put a gag order on Robert De Niro after his profanitylaced rant against trump. Ng better with age. Heres to beating these two every thursday. Help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need. Without the stuff you dont. So, heres to now. Boost. psst psst ahhh with flonase, allergies dont have to be scary. Spray Flonase Sensimist daily for nondrowsy long lasting relief in a scent free, gentle mist. Flonase all good. Also, try our Allergy Headache and nighttime pills. Hello, im franklin graham. As we watch the news, it feels like the whole world is filled and engulfed with hate. We see it on our college campuses. We see it across the world. Where did this come from . You see, hate is coming from the human heart. God made us and he created us, but sin has come into the world, and its come into each and every heart. And the only one who can fix the heart is god. And god did that by sending his son, jesus christ from heaven to this earth to take our sins. He died in our place on a cross, shed his blood, and was buried, but on the third day he walked right out of that grave. Thats right, jesus christ is alive, and my questions is have you ever invited him into your heart . If you havent done it, do it right now. Just say, god, im a sinner. Im sorry. Forgive me. I believe jesus is your son. I want to trust him as my savior, and i pray this in jesus name. If you prayed that prayer call that number right now thats on the screen. God bless you greg the media is still coping with the fact that the trump Hush Money Trial is a turd tornado that has not swayed public opinion. Also obsessing over the orange nemesis getting some shut eye during the boring testimony. One thing that has changed in the Republican Party is that they are being in the tank for donald trump it off the dressing like him . They were all wearing the exact same outfit, like they were rockettes. Im cheering for Speaker Mike Johnson and yesterday was a very, very sad spectacle for america and for an institution i love. The old man sitting there in the defendants chair, head tilted back, to the right, eyes closed, made it look like a trial at a nursing home. If he were found like that in his chair, at a table in the nursing home during lunch, he would be immediately checked for signs of life. Hes enraged and that is why i think he is so orange because i think it is read underneath. Greg Lawrence Odonnell is five years younger than trump. And Rachel Maddow has been dressing the same for 20 years, like wally cleaver. The same clothes and The Star Of Dirty GrandpaRobert De Niro getting censored by the view after reading like a bull who Saw A Red Maga hat. And they might think it is going to make life better or they just want to come Excuse My French literally. Its almost like he wants to do the worst that he could possibly do to show this country this [cheers and applause] greg jesse, i find that he is smartest when they drop his audio. But you know, it is kind of sad because you can see because people who are stuck in some kind of derangement, they cant see it themselves, and they are not surrounded by people telling them that they have a problem, and he lacks selfawareness because everyone tells them they are wonderful or wants to sell him cocaine so he has no clue what he is doing and he is upset over the emotional nature his anger is emotional about trump, nothing practical. Jesse remember he is the most boring interview, he used to sell his Movies On Leno And Letterman and it was like watching a wnba game. You were just bored to death. And all of a sudden trump became president and started saying things, i want to punch the president in the face come hes a crooked piece of and then all of a sudden did nero became interesting during his media tours and that is the only way now he can get publicity for his films, by cursing and saying whatever he says the movie i guess that works. I guess it was maddow that was mocking them for wearing the same things, the democrats all Wore African Tribal Gear and kneeled for george floyd. Not really what you would call an american hero. The democrats all Wear White DramaState Of The Union to honor suffragettes. They are still wearing ukraine pins. People wear things to show solidarity. You are going to see red, dnc blue, at the eagles game, you are going to see green. And the other woman, i forget who it was, the guy is sleeping shes meditating, greg. Greg yes. Jesse a meditative state. When you are defensive about something, you avoid something. Trump is not defensive of being old and tired. He can shut his eyes and not feel bad about it like sleepy joe. Greg you know, kind of what jesse said but not really, De Niro Represents Hollywood and the sense that they realize they are losing influence with the public, and thats whats generating the emotional response. They have never felt less important. Dana doesnt it feel like 2016 again . We live through this. Didnt know mike did they forget . Feels like they forgot remember just this week that Kamala Harris dropping the fbomb had a group, whether trying to be likable or letting loose. I dont think thats true. Greg she was. Dana making fun of republicans going to defend president trump, if they thought that this trial were going well, that trump was actually going to get convicted or this case was actually a good case, do you think for one second the democrats wouldnt be there at the microphones . They are running away as fast as they can because they know it is a dog. If they thought this case was going so well for them do you think biden would say, you know what, we really should do debates and change the subject, no, they need to change the subject. Greg judge, theres a lot of things you never hear de niro get upset about, and they are the real concerns and actual real life. Crime, illegal immigration, inflation. Instead, hes obsessed with these hike hypothetical whatifs, trump going to hold onto power, none of them true. Judge jeanine the amazing part of this is they say these things and i say am i living in different world . Donald trump was the president for four years. He didnt do any of the things they are claiming. He left office. And the amazing thing is Robert De Niro, hes good when he is reading a script and a movie, but is not too smart in real life. He talks about donald trump being a hitler, being a mussolini, and if i were the relative of someone who was one of the millions killed by hitler, or mussolini, i mean, i would be infuriated. How dare you compare someone who was a president and will probably or may probably be the next president to a man who literally butchered to men, human beings, for no reason other than hate. And yet we let them get away with it as if he is worthy of even talking about it. And Lawrence Odonnell, you know, its amazing that he would even talk about donald trump closing his eyes. You would think the democrats wouldnt go near any story about an old man closing his eyes because joe biden is the one who literally falls asleep and nods his head. Hes done it several times. Hes done it internationally. Hes done it at the white house. I remember he was in a wing chair with another leader and he wasnt just closing his eyes, he was going like this. So, you know, they can hate all they want. Rachel maddow, look, she wears a black suit every day. Thats her choice. Someone could come in and say that means x, y, or z. Nobody cares. Nobody cares of men where suits with a red tie. What are you going to wear . Its ridiculous. They dont know what else to say. Greg you know, richard, the other team, lets say your team, grabs clips of, say, from the five or sean hannity or jesses show, they could say we are a wrong but they cannot say they are acting crazy. We have fun. But why is it on the other side, lets say the msnbc, the cnn, the view side, they actually appear like they have psychological issues. That this stuff is so ingrained, trump derangement, that they are mentally ill. De niro clearly is having problems. His therapist is getting paid a lot. Why is that . Is it because they dont have a life outside of politics . Richard i dont know, im not de niros therapist and im not sure what that bill looks like. If you are de niros therapist, please call and let us know. I think them wearing the same outfit is a little funny, lets just call it, a joke as a joke and that was a good one. Jesse, because i have to say this, wnba ratings are up right now. Jesse who is watching that . Richard not only are the games not only are the games sold out but they are moving to bigger arenas because more and more people are buying tickets. Big shout out to Womens Basketball right now. Dana good, changes the subject. Richard im going to get to it but i had to do that. I think there has been a lot of Media Coverage. I think theres been almost too much Media Coverage around this trial because at the end of the day come on like the debate where the American People are deciding, this is going to be decided by 12 people in the y box and there are no cameras in this jury, no cameras there. They are the ones receiving this information, ultimately the ones making the decision here and so his prognosticating and polling on how or when we think its going to happen, it is all based on the 12 individuals. And i think beyond that, when it comes to the voters, how they will feel about this, i think a lot of voters have made their mind up, one side of the isle you will feel one way about this, the other side of the aisle you feel the other way about this. Those independents i dont think they are sitting in americas diners eating eggs, one or two or three jobs, trying to make ends meet and they care about Teaching Table Issues which is why no greg three jobs right now. Richard not necessarily. They love working three jobs. Richard not messily waiting for trump. Undecided and i think a debate next month talking about those issues and start prognosticating about a trial were 12 people decide that arent them is the most important thing. Greg all right, fair enough. 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He allegedly tried to steal clothes and perfume from macys and he is now free. But a crime doesnt work out, they may have a future in new york as a lifeguard. New york city mayor eric adams is getting mocked like crazy after seriously suggesting this. How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers, and at the same time we need lifeguards . And the only obstacle is that we wont give them the right to work to become a lifeguard. That just doesnt make sense. Judge jeanine you know, greg, im going to ask you if it makes sense that a mayor who makes what seems to me a racist claim that the illegals coming into this country are excellent swimmers, and he wants them to become lifeguards for our children when we dont know who they are, whether they have a record, whether they are a pedophile, and the whole idea he would prioritize the need for lifeguards to all of the other problems in New York City. Greg maybe he thought they all swam here. Judge jeanine he does greg isnt the lifeguards main job to enforce rules . How are they going to do that . No running unless it is from immigration . When you drown will you have to scream help in spanish . Hochul said, you know what she said . Mexicans have no idea what a lifeguard is. I feel bad for mayor adams. He is no longer mayor of a city that is operating on rules. He is literally drowning. Not literally, figuratively drowning. Thats why he needs lifeguards. This is a sea of chaos. Its like, what do you do . This all makes sense now. David angelo has a great bid about how we designate the most important jobs in the world to teens, the two jobs, babysitter and lifeguard. One takes care of your kids and infants in the other one saves lives. Now we are switching that to Illegal Immigrants. Handing a job in which you are supposed to look out for peoples lives to people we know nothing about. But this is the consequence of false compassion. We placed Illegal Immigrants in this box of the oppressed. So they have more rights than you, the actual citizen. Apparently there are people who are above the law because they already broke it. Judge jeanine you know, dana, you are an illegal who came here illegally and you have no right to be here, and you make a decision, along with your friends, to beat up cops, literally get them to the ground, kick them, kick them in the head, punch them, and we pay for their attorney fees. We pay for their translators. We pay for the room and board. And alvin bragg wants to cut them a deal, but this case is all on video. All you have to do is turn on the video and say, Ladies And Gentlemen of the jury, make a decision. Dana its not hard. What made me sad today as for the new York City Police officers who know that the d. A. Does not have their back. And that they can go out there, they can get beat up, they can arrest them, they know they will be out the next day, and i worry about the future of recruiting cops, of losing so many cops to retirement because we need their expertise here and we need to have their back. Today, the House Republicans introduced several pieces of legislation, basically backing the blue and targeting softoncrime policies from d. A. s all across the country. But the pervasive rot of progressivism and social justice, right, there are things you can do to improve the justice system. This is certainly not one of them because it makes all of them unsafe and it just reduces that quality of life that we have in the city, and its not just here, although we live here so we care about it. It is cities all across america. Little things here and there, philadelphia, st. Louis, los angeles, san francisco, denver, i mean, its happening and a lot more places than we realize. Judge jeanine you know, jesse, so we talked about the mayor. We talked about the d. A. I want to talk about the judge. The judges name is judge laura wood. This judge, i was reading the transcript, says she is furious that one of these guys was rearrested. She said, im fuming. Another slipup from you and youll land behind bars. Why would a judge talk like that when they are illegal to begin with and beat up cops, and then they steal property. We are taking care of them. They have no ties to the community. She is saying to an illegal, you know what, next time im really going to get serious. Jesse because she is a new york judge who believes in five, six, seven chances, no real judge in the heartland is going to put up with this garbage. You know it and i know it. Alvin bragg didnt cut a plea deal for donald trump, but these people get deals . Thats insane. Donald trump coded a ledger wrong on a book. These guys come across the country go judge jeanine we dont even know if he coded it. Jesse and then kick a cop in the head. Come on. Guys, go on a long, we have elections to interfere with, go about your day. Adams. How does he know they are good swimmers . Because they floated across the rio grande . I will bet, judge, that the Central American nations have not a single metal and swimming. Not a bronze, not a silver, not a gold, im just going out on a limb, i did no research. And greg is right, they need to do more things than just swim, they need to do cpr. With a need to speak english. They have to twirl the whistle. If you keep on talking to these democrats, theyre going to come here and be engineers and scientists. Can you come in here and wait tables . Can you please pick my crops . Can you be a lifeguard . This is what is happening. Judge jeanine okay. All right, what about the fact that all these illegals, they are released without bail, okay, they are kicking cops while they are down wait a minute, this is so offensive to me. This is so offensive, that you would kick cops while they are down, and yet, i think theyve got a whole area, hopefully, people cursing up a Cops In Spanish while this was going on. Do you think they would get a break if those same people doing the same thing were wearing red maga has a new york . Richard listen, a crime is a crime is a crime is a crime. Judge jeanine thats not a question. Richard wait a minute, let me answer. I think the fact that they are getting a plea deal is unfortunate. I think they should get the book thrown at them for abusing a cop, whether you are an american that does it or undocumented person that does it. A crime is a crime and you should be prosecuted for that. I think we are mixing two different stories here. Dont get me wrong, i think with the mayor said was not a very artful thing to say. I wouldnt have said it that way. At all. But i do think what he said after that is the thing that matters. We have folks in new york who i would like to put them to work, doing a lot of things, so there are some scientist to cross the border, there are some nurses across the borders, there are doctors across the border, theres work to be done in New York City and a lot of place and looking for people to hire but unfortunately for many folks who come to this country who are undocumented, they do not have the right work permits to get any of these jobs, which is with the mayor is trying to say there, which requires washington come either side of Pennsylvania Avenue from either the congress or the white house or somebody there to do something to modernize our Immigration System to make this process easier, safer, and better for local mayors, as well as those who are crossing the border as well as those judge jeanine modernize the system . How about you richard yes, modernize, laws from the 1980s. Judge jeanine oh, 1980s. So were most of the homicide most of the homicide statues. Richard but that judge jeanine and all the crimes richard but judge jeanine we all need to modernize richard but with all respect, the reason it is so hard to enforce it is because we dont have enough Immigration Judges because there is a backlog judge jeanine we because we let too many of them in. What are you talking about . Richard if you get caught today, you get summonsed, 2027, we do not have enough Immigration Judges in the system. Judge jeanine maybe we shouldnt let that many people in the system . Jesse am a scientist, judge, theyre just scientist. Judge jeanine i forgot. Coming up, proterrorist collins are ruining College Graduation so we have our own commencement message for the class of 2024. I hear it all the time. People tell me theyd love to buy gold. But because its gold they think it must be complicated. It isnt. Not with Rosland Capital. With rosland. The entire process from start to finish is built on one concept. One. Keep. It. Simple. 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We will free palestine we will free palestine within our lifetime free, free palestine dana all right them and i israel protesters disrupting or canceling College Commencement events, but have no fear, the five is here to offer students words of advice. Im going to go first. Are you ready . To the class of 24, at least those of you who have not walked out in protest for my support of israel, as you embark on the next chapter in your life adventure, always keep two things in mind. One, you should never use social media when you have been drinking. Two, when your life story is told, they will either be a biography or an autobiography. The biography is when you make key decisions based on what other people want and expect from you. The autobiography is when you stay true to yourself, and that is what you want for yourself. 99 of the people who recognize true success and happiness write their own story, so dont be afraid to follow your dreams and take chances because success is the end result of many failures. And if you are willing to learn from those failures, your autobiography will be a best seller that is so good, you can promote it shamelessly, like Jesse Watters. [laughter] all right, greg . Greg i have not worn one of these since i did undergrads gone wild, that was an amazing movie, hot tough boys hot. All right, if anybody tells you to be yourself, ignore them, they are trying to sabotage you. If you are supposed to be yourself, why do we have manners or customs or laws or dress codes or of the golden rule . Telling people to be yourself is a trick to get you to pursue Instant Gratification untethered to actual selfimprovement. And oddly being yourself house you looking like everyone else. Look at the protesters. Its a parade of conformity. Instead of being yourself, try being a better version of you. Live your life as if your grandparents are watching you, or you are being surveilled by someone you admire. I often imagine as im Walking Around the lee majors is looking at me and then i end up acting like a better version of me. So maybe if you admire somebody like beyonce, right, imagine her looking at you. Is she going to be impressed that you are sitting on the couch eating pringles, playing some video game . Or reading some stupid blog . Or will she go, oh, isnt that sweet . That young person is helping out her parents are doing something nice for someone. So instead of dancing like nobodys watching, live your life like somebody is. Dana very good. Jesse . Judge jeanine very nice. Greg i just came up with that. Jesse esteemed faculty, parents, grandparents greg free palestine [laughter] jesse in a rare moment of greg Jesse Watters the sox jesse i will be sharing with you wisdom from stoics, the founding fathers. With be honest, you are not going to believe anything that fox news says. So graduates, sleep no less than seven hours and no more than eight. Rise and shine at the same time as you rest your head every day. When you do rise, drink water with lemon, outside in the sun, and then i recommend a nice brisk morning run. Spend time in nature. Lift heavy things. [laughter] and expose yourself to extreme heat and cold. It is good for the soul. Eat eggs, fish, meat, fruits and vegetables, and not speak or remember, stress kills, so breathe, read, right, and reflect. Save 10 of each paycheck. Put it in investment accounts and savings accounts. And have great sex so loud that your neighbors call the cops. [laughter] so fall in love, get married, have children, and keep your bare feet in the soil, and always remember, im watters, and this is my world. Dana that was very good, i loved it. Richard . Richard dear graduates, this is your first commencement because covid19 capitals are high school graduation, so lifeu would be ideal and the importance of persistence. That will take you far. Today, dream all your dreams and live up to them and pursue them vigorously, and forget and never forget that even when life creates a Stumbling Block, that someone block is to give you a life lesson. At the height of the covid19 pandemic, i faced my own Stumbling Block and decided to return to the classroom myself to pursue an advanced degree in journalism. Why i tell you this story, its because i know that sometimes life will knock you down. The trick is to get back up. To learn the lesson from the thing that knocked you down, and most importantly, never stop fighting. Never stop fighting for your dreams and continue to persist to be a congratulations, graduates. Dana judge jeanine, bring us home. Judge jeanine okay. To the class of 2024, congratulations to those of you who chose to be here today to receive your diploma, as opposed to your fellow students, who reject everything that this University Stands for. And prefer to align themselves with hamas university, a university of hate, discrimination, and extermination. As you already know, its not going to be easy. If you are part of the generation of hamas students who have been raised to believe that they take whatever they want, and they want to shout you down and make sure you dont achieve your goal, because to them, meritocracy is the enemy. To you, you have fought hard and fought long to make your goal, and this is just the beginning. I want you to fight for the underdog. I want you to fight for people who cant fight for themselves. I want you to remember that this is the greatest country on earth. That we have all the rights that other countries want to have, and that you have the ability to survive and go all the way to the top. Remember that in the end of this is about your dream, and as i told my two children all through their lives, get to your dream and dance, baby, dance. Dana okay, Everybody Move your tasso over to the other side. Coming up, blinken playing the guitar at a ukrainian nightclub. Richard secretary Antony Blinken is jamming out guitar in ukraine basement bar and yes that rhymes. Jesse . Jesse i have a tank of outrage. We have a long election ahead of us, and so the guy wants to jam in ukraine, let him jam. Richard. Richard let him jam. Dana im for jamming. At least he didnt have to hire somebody to do it for him like john kerry did. Harold. Richard what did you think about it. Greg kind of sad. He couldnt take any requests because everybody there is dead. Richard come on. Greg look, we knew this was going. We have a war thats never ending. We have a war thats never nobody wanted. And nobody wants to stop it. We are putting it on life support. This guy knew this was going to come out. I want to know why he did it. And, by the way, ukraine just suspended their elections indefinitely and he is singing rocking in the free world. Thats funny. Judge jeanine thats a great point. Richard whats your take, judge . Judge jeanine when i think about it, i think about the people in ukraine who are thinking about all their families, members who died and how their lives have been disrupted. How their kids arent going to school. How everything, you know, all of the big buildings, museums. This guy comes to ukraine and is jamming. I mean, come to new york and jam. Its just a bad look. Judge jeanine y jesse you can suspend elections . Dana dont give biden any t ideas. Ea richard one more thing is ue next. Starting with the sound system curry from deep. 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