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[ cheers and applause ] greg all right, alright, i know i know. I allows me as well. Happy tuesday everybody lets get started. This week is National Brain injury Awareness Week or as joe calls it every week. Jin sake is under fire for saying trump didnt check his watch during the memorial for u. S. Soldiers in afghanistan he wasnt checking his watch just surprised at the weird things on his arms called ants. Stormy daniels War Bullet Proof Vest to the trial weird since shes used to taking shots to the face. We aint playing tonight. To make her feel at home he saw the vast and crumpled a 20dollar bill into it. For years after kemal made vp joe is miss pronouncing her day he said cam instead of moron. You can claim him he is it used to calling heard that help. Experts say in order to remember the name you should say it more repetition is better thats why hes so good at falling. Walmart closing all 51 of its Health Clinic now i have to get my prostate checked at ace hardware dont laugh they carry drain snakes. Cnn puff piece claimed megan markel went as a debt chest and became an african princess shes sent me an email for money. Rob lobster closing some of its restaurants and the nationalist Suicide Prevention hotline got calls from the same number. Higher testosterone could add years to a mans life in a related story Randy Weingarten wants to work until 2085. And lower testarossa room means shorter lifespan yes who has days to live. Greg they just voted to Defund Diversity Equity and inclusion programmed and defund 11 their own rhetoric comes back to bite them in their fat asses. 2. 3 million in funds will be moved from the boondoggle to Campus Police and Public Safety efforts. Policing they are refunding the Police Second that commies. The only way it would sting more as if they through a few grant for the frat fellows who saved old glory. [ cheers and applause ] and its great news for students who want a good education and bad news for Bluebeard Blobs and Race Hustlers who want easy paychecks. Cnn might hire them they were dumb enough to hire gail kane. Unnecessary i guess and that is just the next step 1 month after the entire unc system of schools moved to repeal and replace their de i policy. The move comes in the wake of antisemitic riots on their campuses and other places across the country wears oiled brats culturally appropriated scars from eber arabs and tents from lesbians. So did they do this to themselves you think did their maniacal focus on a race produce an entire generation of bigots who are now unemployable hassles well does joy behar. [ bleeps ] in the woods . Same thing happening at the Massachusetts Institute of technology or mit which is no longer requiring diversity statements from prospective employees. They do still have to be virgins. Nerds as mia she is president put it compelled statements and pins on Freedom Of Expression and they dont work well thank you sally were of you been the past 10 years ive known that forever and im not smart enough to get there. Notes like sally got the message is remember shes the only prez to survive the congressional butt kicking were former honchos couldnt identify antisemitism if you grew a tiny mustache and invaded poland so the backlash is growing and revealing more than liz so after a trick dish a trip to victorias secret. I approve that photo and its just the racist revenge plot if you look like a people the plat as to people are told to hate were going up punish you for hate to remind kids you think they know History Congress passed a law of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 back when nancy pelosi still it feeling in her face. And if her bay discrimination on the basis of sex and raised in hiring promoting and firing. De i reversed of that and we werent supposed to notice but we did thats why as the Washington Post points out companies are removing all references to De I Including calls eli lilly and starbucks and coors and americans just want to be or not a lecture to come with it especially if the broad doing the finger way also wags a penis. Whether students know it or not the trend would help them because they wont hire the enemy nobody wants to hire a fresh columbia log read just as you wouldnt throw a live grenade into your own bear acts was nice to know you were hired for your Talent Experience and skill not because you look like a plus sized model from appellate on add and its great news is the hiring pool just got deeper and wider then Stormy Daniels lies. You cannot worry about hiring a brainwashed marxist who believes 2 plus 2 equals racist. [ cheers and applause ] i can rest. But there are holdouts 1 group they think moving the letters de i around will do the trick they replaced the term with ied. Whats that normally stand for Improvised Explosive Device great marketing guys. I guess std was already taken. But its actually closer to the truth than they realized leave and ied at a school or work and it will blow the whole place up when a society focused on Human Resources things you solve a problem by hiding it maybe its time to rethink Human Resources new some letters around okay lets do it for you now Human Resources becomes h user mourns. Smattering but sorry guys even if he changed his name from pdd to d pity doesnt change he still going by a person of interest. We hate to tell you society for Human Resource management ied is like a president with the new colonoscopy bag its a new container for the same old. [ bleeps ] lets welcome tonights guests. He will rub his head for bad luck comedian jim norton. Know this isnt a hair club for men infomercial he is the second bald guy on the panel. Nicholas a giordano. Shes like a sunflower thin colorful and plucked from an abandoned law. Kat timpf and he is sizable recognizable and messing with him is inadvisable. Comedian and former nwa World Champion tyrus so jim i like to think of you as an up from your bootstraps kind of guy eating get where you got with any de i just an audit of noxious white guy. Im laying on my back holding my bootstraps currently. Greg and picturing it now and thats not pretty. Do you think this is a good trend watching de i go and is there de i in comedy. There is in every business but nobody says it like i know i havent gotten things because im a white guy i did a show this weekend and if you asked the 37 people there should be doing doing better than i am. They told me back because i have man boobs. Conservatives didnt ruin this, progressives did. Most people dont mind and honest trying to balance the scales and make up for things unfair but it became this thing of we dont want white people in this space and its just like due to shut up and it made everybody tired of it and diversity shouldnt be a word to make you sick to your stomach. You hear it and you want to throw up. Like they ruin something good because they dont have an off switch or dial it back switch. You are from the academia. So my blowing the horn too soon as this stuff actually going out the door. First or want to think the inclusivity of the vet felt too allowed 2 follicle he challenged people to appear at the same time but right they will probably just rebranded under Something Else and repackaging and if professors and institutions warning about diversity Equity Inclusion and how it leads to tribalism people chanting death to america its based on Anti Americanism and the institution some of realized the movement is gone a little bit 2 far we have a bunch of entitled brats screaming that america is a racist and evil country at the same time point for revolution and celebrating in terrorist organization that will destroy christians has purged christians and jews from its land and wants to destroy societies so you see how ironic it is and how theyve gone too far but but it got a better idea than defunding it we should take the money being used and send these people to the most horrible places around the world we can find guarantee you they will come back with a new appreciation for the United States of america for sure. Greg sending them to chicago doesnt solve any problem is. So kat right we know Human Resources is a screwy business. I would never say that. I am on your side. My files a bit different than yours but there is a society for Human Resources management and they fought the solution was just take the word and reverse it. None of it makes sense right just pointing out these statements we tell people to write compulsory statements dont work i think its a worse think actually there is no greater gift you could give to a manipulative fake person then to tell them this is what you need to say to get what you want which is all that is. So many times ive been like he likes all the same things i like know kat you dumb. [ bleeps ] he knows you like those things so hes pretending to like those things. If you want to have somebody give a statement and the university being a part of that slick rate that statement about how diversity is important to you they will write how diversity is important to them whether it is or isnt. Its basic logic but if you Say Something like that it means you dont care about thems got nothing to do with it. Greg how many guys are saying they like taylor swift. I know 1 specifically plays for the chiefs though. [ laughter ] hes like oh i love that Song Babe Tear in my eye. Greg found the 1 guy and shes going to marry him. [ laughter ] honestly i think its good for students in good for employers. I think we always miss a lesson right. The perfect example is changing the name of something but thats how the world works right you take words that mean 1 thing and you change them to Something Else but we are on to them snow they move letters around right. At some Point Somebody has to say look dr evil its not going to happen its just not enough right the whole thing about the seinfeld thing 22 pete thousand people and 40 walked out and 2 them were newman they were like thats the problem so its over rate its done for them but we are not learning the lesson is were not going to the people affected by we are propping up at the ones who dismissed not apologizing to lowerclass america or or to men and women were just saying we are doing this know the has to be more than that where than a check from Police Officers it needs to be from the universities like going to have scholarships to get people lawenforcement and make up for the last 5 years have been embarrassing ruining peoples lives people who work their ass off being told no because you are white thats just as bad in the 60 saying no tyrus you cant sit here because you are black its the same thing right but it starts with recognizing not just changing the after recognize we believe leap up we miss listen to the wrong people. You know how they know they are frauds because harvard they had a sit in and are demanding to be reinstated instead of just leaving the school which is still doing business with israel they are just like we want to be reinstated we dont want to give anything up. They got nothing and they are like we got nothing put us back in class. Greg some Hunger Strike as well. It was a hunger moment. Greg up next are voters disgusted because cohen cant be trusted. psst psst ahhh with flonase, allergies dont have to be scary. Spraying Flonase Daily gives you long lasting nondrowsy relief. Flonase all good. Also, try our Allergy Headache and nighttime pills. Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. Because theres a right way to. Stop and the speed limit definitely isnt. 700 million mph. So why would you pay a rate based on. A terrible boss with a terrible haircut save with, ooh. Save with drivewise and get a rate based on you. 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Greg i will go to your first as he admitted to pressuring Stormy Daniels style lie about the hush money also misleading the federal Election Commission about the payment and came off as a spurned a lover just obsessed with donald trump and when he didnt get a position in the government he turned on him meeting with investigators while he was imprisoned. What do you make of all that . Its confusing because it was fashionable to be the side. [ bleeps ] he was the side lawyer which meant he just wasnt allowed to come to the house in front of the family if you cant tell this is a love story he loved it too hard and trump used them to file some paperwork which again the president president made a mistake you clearly because when they go back and forth right you tell us so terribly was and youre telling him out terrible you were but you Work Together for a long time so the attacking i think isnt working make it refer the jury to come out because i to hear how the testimony was so riveting at some point give him a box of tissues like the president in the eyes and be like you broke my heart my bags are packed tired he told my friends i had an office at the white house. I got my kids white house dad tshirts you ruined everything. You broke my heart and thats why im here. And wed get it the jury is going to come back and i can tell you know word for word the verdict they are going to hand it to the bailiff and it says jerry comes back with what the. [ bleeps ] greg kat do you sometimes wish you had somebody who cared about you the way cohen cared about trump . He admitted to lying out of loyalty to protect him. I do have somebody like that im sorry you dont. Stormys attorney said he thought he would kill himself because he didnt get the job thats a meltdown i can picture. I can see the flurry of Text Messages being said and also the guy is a convicted perjurer this is their big witness and none of it makes sense its gone on so long and it to me it is so remarkable how something involving sects and power and betrayal is this boring. Greg they dont even know that charge yet its about an entry into illegal for expense. I thought you were going somewhere else with that. And the logging and illegal acts expense they can to any other way because there was no way to do it. Greg i havent heard them talk at all. Nicholas have you been following this you better but hes a known perjurer how can anybody take him seriously its all a vendetta. I followed this closely and i think it the District Attorney is a closet maga supporter how else do you explain the trail its ridiculous everybody sees what it is using the weight of government to target 1 person you dislike but i have to give a thank you because ive been teaching nearly 20 years i never thought id be able to bring porn stars into the classroom and talk about that. Hunter biden and his cracking 6 addition i mean politics into a 24 is pretty interesting as the only thing i wish as the trial was televised. As they watch it on tv as a new york jury as the government not guilty verdict based on what we heard. An opportunity to make sure it doesnt go to a jury heard Jonathan Turley say that before he left for work cant believe i said that hes going to kill me. Jim what say you whats the comedy world thinking right now whats going on in the comedy brain. A great nonhumiliating way to ask a. They think that Michael Cohen is probably telling the truth but i dont care. I do not care about this crap adult i dont care if he did it. He lied as high dont care at all. I dont care if he had sex with her on the back of a classified document. As i wouldnt care if biden didnt i dont care who these guys a sex with if they have to lie because they get busted its a nonissue. A waste of everybodys time. Greg topsecret top secretion. And i just want people to know that. Up next nancy pelosi cannot contain her elitist distain. When i first learned about my dupuytrens contracture, my physician referred me to a Hand Specialist. And im glad he did, because when i took the tabletop test, i couldnt lay my hand flat anymore. The first Hand Specialist i saw only offered surgery. So, i went to a Second Hand Specialist who also offered National Brain<\/a> injury Awareness Week<\/a> or as joe calls it every week. Jin sake is under fire for saying trump didnt check his watch during the memorial for u. S. Soldiers in afghanistan he wasnt checking his watch just surprised at the weird things on his arms called ants. Stormy daniels War Bullet Proof Vest<\/a> to the trial weird since shes used to taking shots to the face. We aint playing tonight. To make her feel at home he saw the vast and crumpled a 20dollar bill into it. For years after kemal made vp joe is miss pronouncing her day he said cam instead of moron. You can claim him he is it used to calling heard that help. Experts say in order to remember the name you should say it more repetition is better thats why hes so good at falling. Walmart closing all 51 of its Health Clinic<\/a> now i have to get my prostate checked at ace hardware dont laugh they carry drain snakes. Cnn puff piece claimed megan markel went as a debt chest and became an african princess shes sent me an email for money. Rob lobster closing some of its restaurants and the nationalist Suicide Prevention<\/a> hotline got calls from the same number. Higher testosterone could add years to a mans life in a related story Randy Weingarten<\/a> wants to work until 2085. And lower testarossa room means shorter lifespan yes who has days to live. Greg they just voted to Defund Diversity Equity<\/a> and inclusion programmed and defund 11 their own rhetoric comes back to bite them in their fat asses. 2. 3 million in funds will be moved from the boondoggle to Campus Police<\/a> and Public Safety<\/a> efforts. Policing they are refunding the Police Second<\/a> that commies. The only way it would sting more as if they through a few grant for the frat fellows who saved old glory. [ cheers and applause ] and its great news for students who want a good education and bad news for Bluebeard Blobs<\/a> and Race Hustlers<\/a> who want easy paychecks. Cnn might hire them they were dumb enough to hire gail kane. Unnecessary i guess and that is just the next step 1 month after the entire unc system of schools moved to repeal and replace their de i policy. The move comes in the wake of antisemitic riots on their campuses and other places across the country wears oiled brats culturally appropriated scars from eber arabs and tents from lesbians. So did they do this to themselves you think did their maniacal focus on a race produce an entire generation of bigots who are now unemployable hassles well does joy behar. [ bleeps ] in the woods . Same thing happening at the Massachusetts Institute<\/a> of technology or mit which is no longer requiring diversity statements from prospective employees. They do still have to be virgins. Nerds as mia she is president put it compelled statements and pins on Freedom Of Expression<\/a> and they dont work well thank you sally were of you been the past 10 years ive known that forever and im not smart enough to get there. Notes like sally got the message is remember shes the only prez to survive the congressional butt kicking were former honchos couldnt identify antisemitism if you grew a tiny mustache and invaded poland so the backlash is growing and revealing more than liz so after a trick dish a trip to victorias secret. I approve that photo and its just the racist revenge plot if you look like a people the plat as to people are told to hate were going up punish you for hate to remind kids you think they know History Congress<\/a> passed a law of the Civil Rights Act<\/a> of 1964 back when nancy pelosi still it feeling in her face. And if her bay discrimination on the basis of sex and raised in hiring promoting and firing. De i reversed of that and we werent supposed to notice but we did thats why as the Washington Post<\/a> points out companies are removing all references to De I Including<\/a> calls eli lilly and starbucks and coors and americans just want to be or not a lecture to come with it especially if the broad doing the finger way also wags a penis. Whether students know it or not the trend would help them because they wont hire the enemy nobody wants to hire a fresh columbia log read just as you wouldnt throw a live grenade into your own bear acts was nice to know you were hired for your Talent Experience<\/a> and skill not because you look like a plus sized model from appellate on add and its great news is the hiring pool just got deeper and wider then Stormy Daniels<\/a> lies. You cannot worry about hiring a brainwashed marxist who believes 2 plus 2 equals racist. [ cheers and applause ] i can rest. But there are holdouts 1 group they think moving the letters de i around will do the trick they replaced the term with ied. Whats that normally stand for Improvised Explosive Device<\/a> great marketing guys. I guess std was already taken. But its actually closer to the truth than they realized leave and ied at a school or work and it will blow the whole place up when a society focused on Human Resources<\/a> things you solve a problem by hiding it maybe its time to rethink Human Resources<\/a> new some letters around okay lets do it for you now Human Resources<\/a> becomes h user mourns. Smattering but sorry guys even if he changed his name from pdd to d pity doesnt change he still going by a person of interest. We hate to tell you society for Human Resource<\/a> management ied is like a president with the new colonoscopy bag its a new container for the same old. [ bleeps ] lets welcome tonights guests. He will rub his head for bad luck comedian jim norton. Know this isnt a hair club for men infomercial he is the second bald guy on the panel. Nicholas a giordano. Shes like a sunflower thin colorful and plucked from an abandoned law. Kat timpf and he is sizable recognizable and messing with him is inadvisable. Comedian and former nwa World Champion<\/a> tyrus so jim i like to think of you as an up from your bootstraps kind of guy eating get where you got with any de i just an audit of noxious white guy. Im laying on my back holding my bootstraps currently. Greg and picturing it now and thats not pretty. Do you think this is a good trend watching de i go and is there de i in comedy. There is in every business but nobody says it like i know i havent gotten things because im a white guy i did a show this weekend and if you asked the 37 people there should be doing doing better than i am. They told me back because i have man boobs. Conservatives didnt ruin this, progressives did. Most people dont mind and honest trying to balance the scales and make up for things unfair but it became this thing of we dont want white people in this space and its just like due to shut up and it made everybody tired of it and diversity shouldnt be a word to make you sick to your stomach. You hear it and you want to throw up. Like they ruin something good because they dont have an off switch or dial it back switch. You are from the academia. So my blowing the horn too soon as this stuff actually going out the door. First or want to think the inclusivity of the vet felt too allowed 2 follicle he challenged people to appear at the same time but right they will probably just rebranded under Something Else<\/a> and repackaging and if professors and institutions warning about diversity Equity Inclusion<\/a> and how it leads to tribalism people chanting death to america its based on Anti Americanism<\/a> and the institution some of realized the movement is gone a little bit 2 far we have a bunch of entitled brats screaming that america is a racist and evil country at the same time point for revolution and celebrating in terrorist organization that will destroy christians has purged christians and jews from its land and wants to destroy societies so you see how ironic it is and how theyve gone too far but but it got a better idea than defunding it we should take the money being used and send these people to the most horrible places around the world we can find guarantee you they will come back with a new appreciation for the United States<\/a> of america for sure. Greg sending them to chicago doesnt solve any problem is. So kat right we know Human Resources<\/a> is a screwy business. I would never say that. I am on your side. My files a bit different than yours but there is a society for Human Resources<\/a> management and they fought the solution was just take the word and reverse it. None of it makes sense right just pointing out these statements we tell people to write compulsory statements dont work i think its a worse think actually there is no greater gift you could give to a manipulative fake person then to tell them this is what you need to say to get what you want which is all that is. So many times ive been like he likes all the same things i like know kat you dumb. [ bleeps ] he knows you like those things so hes pretending to like those things. If you want to have somebody give a statement and the university being a part of that slick rate that statement about how diversity is important to you they will write how diversity is important to them whether it is or isnt. Its basic logic but if you Say Something<\/a> like that it means you dont care about thems got nothing to do with it. Greg how many guys are saying they like taylor swift. I know 1 specifically plays for the chiefs though. [ laughter ] hes like oh i love that Song Babe Tear<\/a> in my eye. Greg found the 1 guy and shes going to marry him. [ laughter ] honestly i think its good for students in good for employers. I think we always miss a lesson right. The perfect example is changing the name of something but thats how the world works right you take words that mean 1 thing and you change them to Something Else<\/a> but we are on to them snow they move letters around right. At some Point Somebody<\/a> has to say look dr evil its not going to happen its just not enough right the whole thing about the seinfeld thing 22 pete thousand people and 40 walked out and 2 them were newman they were like thats the problem so its over rate its done for them but we are not learning the lesson is were not going to the people affected by we are propping up at the ones who dismissed not apologizing to lowerclass america or or to men and women were just saying we are doing this know the has to be more than that where than a check from Police Officers<\/a> it needs to be from the universities like going to have scholarships to get people lawenforcement and make up for the last 5 years have been embarrassing ruining peoples lives people who work their ass off being told no because you are white thats just as bad in the 60 saying no tyrus you cant sit here because you are black its the same thing right but it starts with recognizing not just changing the after recognize we believe leap up we miss listen to the wrong people. You know how they know they are frauds because harvard they had a sit in and are demanding to be reinstated instead of just leaving the school which is still doing business with israel they are just like we want to be reinstated we dont want to give anything up. They got nothing and they are like we got nothing put us back in class. Greg some Hunger Strike<\/a> as well. It was a hunger moment. Greg up next are voters disgusted because cohen cant be trusted. psst psst ahhh with flonase, allergies dont have to be scary. Spraying Flonase Daily<\/a> gives you long lasting nondrowsy relief. Flonase all good. Also, try our Allergy Headache<\/a> and nighttime pills. Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. Because theres a right way to. Stop and the speed limit definitely isnt. 700 million mph. So why would you pay a rate based on. A terrible boss with a terrible haircut save with, ooh. Save with drivewise and get a rate based on you. Youre in good hands with allstate this is a hot flash. This is a hot flash. But this is a not flash. For moderate to severe Vasomotor Symptoms<\/a> due to menopause. Veozah is the first and only Prescription Treatment<\/a> that directly blocks a source of hot flashes and night sweats. With 100 hormonefree veozah. You can have fewer hot flashes. And more not flashes. Veozah reduces the number and severity of hot flashes day and night. Dont use veozah if you have cirrhosis, severe kidney problems, kidney failure, or take cyp1a2 inhibitors. Increased liver blood test values may occur. Your doctor will check them before and during treatment. Most common side effects include stomach pain, diarrhea, difficulty sleeping, and back pain. Ask your doctor about hormonefree veozah. And enjoy more not flashes. You could save on veozah. Visit saveonveozah. Com to learn more. Greg i will go to your first as he admitted to pressuring Stormy Daniels<\/a> style lie about the hush money also misleading the federal Election Commission<\/a> about the payment and came off as a spurned a lover just obsessed with donald trump and when he didnt get a position in the government he turned on him meeting with investigators while he was imprisoned. What do you make of all that . Its confusing because it was fashionable to be the side. [ bleeps ] he was the side lawyer which meant he just wasnt allowed to come to the house in front of the family if you cant tell this is a love story he loved it too hard and trump used them to file some paperwork which again the president president made a mistake you clearly because when they go back and forth right you tell us so terribly was and youre telling him out terrible you were but you Work Together<\/a> for a long time so the attacking i think isnt working make it refer the jury to come out because i to hear how the testimony was so riveting at some point give him a box of tissues like the president in the eyes and be like you broke my heart my bags are packed tired he told my friends i had an office at the white house. I got my kids white house dad tshirts you ruined everything. You broke my heart and thats why im here. And wed get it the jury is going to come back and i can tell you know word for word the verdict they are going to hand it to the bailiff and it says jerry comes back with what the. [ bleeps ] greg kat do you sometimes wish you had somebody who cared about you the way cohen cared about trump . He admitted to lying out of loyalty to protect him. I do have somebody like that im sorry you dont. Stormys attorney said he thought he would kill himself because he didnt get the job thats a meltdown i can picture. I can see the flurry of Text Messages<\/a> being said and also the guy is a convicted perjurer this is their big witness and none of it makes sense its gone on so long and it to me it is so remarkable how something involving sects and power and betrayal is this boring. Greg they dont even know that charge yet its about an entry into illegal for expense. I thought you were going somewhere else with that. And the logging and illegal acts expense they can to any other way because there was no way to do it. Greg i havent heard them talk at all. Nicholas have you been following this you better but hes a known perjurer how can anybody take him seriously its all a vendetta. I followed this closely and i think it the District Attorney<\/a> is a closet maga supporter how else do you explain the trail its ridiculous everybody sees what it is using the weight of government to target 1 person you dislike but i have to give a thank you because ive been teaching nearly 20 years i never thought id be able to bring porn stars into the classroom and talk about that. Hunter biden and his cracking 6 addition i mean politics into a 24 is pretty interesting as the only thing i wish as the trial was televised. As they watch it on tv as a new york jury as the government not guilty verdict based on what we heard. An opportunity to make sure it doesnt go to a jury heard Jonathan Turley<\/a> say that before he left for work cant believe i said that hes going to kill me. Jim what say you whats the comedy world thinking right now whats going on in the comedy brain. A great nonhumiliating way to ask a. They think that Michael Cohen<\/a> is probably telling the truth but i dont care. I do not care about this crap adult i dont care if he did it. He lied as high dont care at all. I dont care if he had sex with her on the back of a classified document. As i wouldnt care if biden didnt i dont care who these guys a sex with if they have to lie because they get busted its a nonissue. A waste of everybodys time. Greg topsecret top secretion. And i just want people to know that. Up next nancy pelosi cannot contain her elitist distain. When i first learned about my dupuytrens contracture, my physician referred me to a Hand Specialist<\/a>. 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Weve given to them that they are blocked by their views on guns or the 3 gs guns in gays and god. I use my gees. Greg and echo of obamas comment that Working Class Voters<\/a> cling to guns or religion but the only Thing Clinging<\/a> to nancy r her eyebrows. Nicholas its always the same refrain these poor ignorant masses if only they were smart enough to see how great the democrats are. They forgot with Public Services<\/a> about as with nancy pelosi and the elitist attitude with thessalon opening up meanwhile having to give my kids haircuts and she messed up and held this lavish fundraiser and it shows add the Let Them Eat Cake<\/a> attitude. But whos really to blame. Is it them are putting people like this and power again. As time and time again as the talking down to us if they are children whats in their best interest as with Name Recognition<\/a> you and nancy dated back in the eighties. Is a look like they are dressed for the dinner party of the shining. [ laughter ] its like she is a weird satanic spell as the only parcel i can think is the cop looked at her husband in his underpants floating with a Hammer Wielding<\/a> stud. Greg i dont know if the facts are true. Back after this ladies and gentlemen. But at least he is honest about it really does him she could look down on anybody in public they pretend they are for the people in populist she looks down on you to her face. I dont want to telling me what to do he lets not true i want her telling me what stocks to buy. Saying people cling to this or that. At this they cling to their values thats what everybody does. As to look down on Somebody Just<\/a> because of theirs are different than yours. That doesnt make you better or smart. Other people know its best for themselves. Greg if they want to cling to that go for it. You should see the things i cling to. Unfortunately 1 of them is my leg. Greg i get excited. I now. You should see the get fell the Water Spray Bottle<\/a> i have. I have a question. Where is is she coming from before she did it did she spread until jump over some stuff like why is she so pressed for time. Shes exhausted. Shes out of breath as shes usually so good at predicting things to the point of, she doesnt know the pulse of the American People<\/a> so most like 1. As. Greg is that her husband on the left . To be fair we know that look. As hes looking at her like he just relates that. Coming up on Climate Change<\/a> the easing if your shower is freezing. [coughing] copd isnt pretty. Im out of breath, and often out of the picture. But this is my story. and with oncedaily trelegy, it can still be beautiful. Because with 3 medicines in 1 inhaler, trelegy keeps my airways open for a full 24 hours and prevents future flareups. Trelegy also improves lung function, so i can breathe more freely all day and night. Trelegy wont replace a Rescue Inhaler<\/a> for sudden breathing problems. 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I might get into fighting because you know what i dont take hot showers to shower i do it recreationally i like to bathe i like to shower it is the 1 warm Peaceful Place<\/a> in the world which is currently filled with misery and stress. Like you said theres no way to verify shes taking cold showers because i said okay let me watch you shower im creepy. This is the most awful thing and you arent winning anybody over to your cause come over to my team we take cold showers every day. No, abu. Greg i dont think she has a life. That is the 1 time im warm you want to take that for me. Greg gym and telling you we have no evidence she made the changes herself the people who do this they eat bugs dont use Air Conditioning<\/a> like okay you do it for a month you ass hole. And tell us how it went i wont to do this not only will i not do this a use hot water on my plants. I also wont flush the toilet unless that there is hot water in their i will send them a little treat so a nice and toasty. Greg thats just disgusting. [ laughter ] i think they should be forced to actually prove and show they are doing this. Listen it sounds good but they are just running out of. [ bleeps ] hold your breath and the planet will be better. Cold showers is a man thing i take cold showers all the time because it prepares me for the rest of my day. I step out my face is already set marty disappointed at my worst physical point with all the freezing im Ready For The World<\/a> lets go do it. The big thing is those cold plunges right its good for your body and joints but i dont think in the mainstream of things when the planet is falling apart and we are holding on and theyre like what is it that did it . Somebody took a hot shower and as we fall we look at kat, you it was you as she steps smoking hot tea walking away and we die. Greg by The Way Jesse Set<\/a> on the 5 equal plunges for 5 minutes did you hear that there is nobody does that. If he did it he would be posting it theres no way. Johnny did it and he recorded johnny and he did it i will take the challenge i will call Waters Cold Plunge<\/a> lets go. So nicholas they also said not washing your plates. You wash your hands without water because you kill germs. Correct and dirty sheets like Stormy Daniels<\/a> sheets. But these people its an elitist mindset they are all frauds and hypocrites miserable in life its like taking away Plastic Straws<\/a> as if thats the thing that will save the earth instead now we use paper straws and every drink is miserable to use they are all frauds and i think its about time we dont listen to and acknowledge them because they if they are going to live by what they say dont preach to me. Greg if we ignore them then i have to find another story to do and that these are easy stories. Talk about College Campus<\/a>es. Greg like Washington Post<\/a> when i was editor of mens health before i would do anything i would do the thing. I lived in a monastery for a week when i talked about it ih mcdonalds for 8 days when i wrote about that. Ive tried everything. He shot of heroin. Greg that explains it. Jim you are grinning at me. I just like to look at you. I know what i am doing tonight. Up next news to give from where our guests live. vo you were diagnosed with Thyroid Eye Disease<\/a> a long time ago. And year after year, you weathered the storm and just lived with the damage that was left behind. But even after all this time your Thyroid Eye Disease<\/a> could still change. Restoration is still possible. Learn how you could give your eyes a fresh start at tedhelp. Com. Hello im kelly crystal and every guest shares a story and where they are from gym why dont you go first we. Thank you very much did they show the video of the little duck that escaped in the school is a duck running for the school and nobody knew what to do they finally wrangle it up and it reminded me of something happening like this in high school i was a hero a local hero it was puppies somebody left them overnight their route theres they were in a box at 7 of them and nobody knew what to do so i called the governor of South Carolina<\/a> she raised over with a Got A Blowtorch<\/a> and 2 golf clubs. She just came on the show. Its amazing and you find a person was convicted of murder and bludgeoning someone to death was allowed to sit on a College Campus<\/a> for nearly a week is the same people who say words or violence that want to ban people like riley gains and they show people like Heather Mcdonald<\/a> they allow a murderer. Bludgeoning or with a blunt force object no less and it took the campus a week to kick him off but it shows you how far off the rails some of these people in academia have gone and how far off the rails the students are what are they will except somebody like that but if you miss Pronoun Somebody<\/a> you are satan. If i was in college and somebody said that i wouldnt believe it. Like why are you here if you are a bludgeoning work tires you can go next. Of a blunt force object no less. Speaking of blunt force objects. Its time for a new segment tire risk throwaway. So as many of you know i have a Zoo Menagerie<\/a> in every titanium we get a stowaway but we take her immigration very seriously in my zoo we had a bit of an issue where somebody tried to come across into our border we caught her covered her up now listen do not try this at home you only learn this if you grew up in the swamps of louisiana. Because we have more than 1 son i was fine with him doing this. So we caught her turns out the reason she was hanging around she had a Bed Injury Fishing Line<\/a> or after underfoot to the point was falling off so he cut the Fishing Line Offer<\/a> and we center owner way using an oldschool rope and string caught her pretty proud of herself and i said well this doesnt excuse not going to college but its a start. My parents never let me do anything. You get eaten by an alligator its an act of god. Bludgeoning him with that be better. Greg i dont know if your member the story about the Bay Area School<\/a> students from st. Francis Mountain View<\/a> high school they were expelled from school because they were accused of wearing black face and an old picture when it turned out they were wearing Acne Facemasks<\/a> for their skin they were awarded a Million Dollars<\/a> in tuition. 2 students Tuition Reimbursement<\/a> after they were expelled. 2 students got the money what about the third guy . He was actually in blackface. Anyways thank you jim for supplying that fact. So they got 500 grand each and was st. Francis high school so there you go maybe that will teach people to stop trying to cancel people for things they didnt do. [ cheers and applause ] dont go away we will be right back. Tech does your windshield have a crack . Trust safelite. This customer had auto glass damage, but he was busy working from home. So he scheduled with safelite in just a few clicks. We came to his house. Then we got to work. We replaced his windshield. And installed new wipers to protect his new glass. Customer looks great. Thank you. Tech my pleasure. Vo we come to you for free. Schedule now for Free Mobile Service<\/a> at safelite. Com. Safelite repair, safelite replace. Spring into savings this moving season with pods. Save up to 25 now on moving and storage. And see why pods has been trusted with over 6 million moves. But dont wait, save up to 25 now. Visit pods. Com today. 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