Fox news Saturday Night copper in. This one is going to get nuts. Welcome to another episode of the cake party where everybody is allowing. Republicans, democrats rfk juniors brain, quit okay first from Tonights Panel because it is so hot, democrats are blaming it on climate change. A phenomenal irish comedian who want a Yellow Jacket last time he was on which makes him a typical migrant showing up in new york getting free stuff. [applause] will like Media Sensation at fox columnist daily mail and chris signal dark trail. [laughter] another show out. A joke about kennedy, i wouldnt want people to think youre stepping out in your dog training. [laughter] behavior in The Green Room. I just want to welcome you to new york. One thing you need to know, this is a very politically correct state you are in and the languages not texts. In new york you cant call someone a moron, you have to call them Governor Hochul. [laughter] no idea. [laughter] the people at home, Governor Hochul said the following about computers and black children. Take it away. Right now we have young black kids growing up at the bronx dont know what the word computer is, they dont know these things. Shes either calling you work, on a short film. [laughter] or all of the above, either way. [laughter] all three races in a roundabout way if youre casting the movie and needed a bouncer in highclass gave far [laughter] that was for you, firing donald. [laughter] for what its worth, hochul has apologized and hoping someone can read the apology soon. Anyway. [laughter] another bizarre we can politics rfk Junior Claims doctors found it in his head, a part of his brain and assuming osa parker told him he can win the ele election. [laughter] it sounds crazy to think words are unique brains or with not explain half . At least 85 of the Brokers N N95 . Thats why youre supposed to swalwell but. [laughter] comes out of the bottle in the frame. I would quickly come to you because you handle the law of guys in your day. [laughter] i was at the jose cuervo fauci. [laughter] you are at the jose canseco. [laughter] i juiced them up. [laughter] she thought you were one of the bash brothers. [laughter] you question the judgment of rfk junior . Nothing is going to hurt him. Even a spokesperson someone asked if he was confident enough to run, his brain was eaten by Parasitic Worms and shes like really . Look at these two. [laughter] this one was dipped in formaldehyde and breast out. [laughter] this one is having tales told about his boxers to a courtroom under oath. You say that slower . [laughter] i never thought id say this but i feel safer with ted kennedy during the country. [laughter] way to keep up with the gr group. Hugs. [laughter] this guy is sharp. [laughter] we do have a lot of young viewers watching some ted kennedy was massachusetts senator comey five in politics. [laughter] metric to anomalies, former President Trump a good weekend in court after the disastrous shes not used to paying people paying attention i was going out of her mouth but just going and. As cnn said prosecutors finally found the one position she couldnt handle. Her responses were disastrous. You hate follow trump . Yes, of course she does. Thats a big deal. When the witness hates the person whose liberty is at stake, thats a big deal and shes putting out Weeds Fantasizing Pimping At Jail and that undermines credibility. You are researching extensively in The Green Room are you surprised to learn a porn star cant act . Im trying to be neutral to be fair, ive made it past the first 15 minutes of any of her movies. [laughter] well. I didnt realize [laughter] you will be dehydrated. [laughter] he shouldnt be shaking ha hands. [laughter] it would appear the laffaire is failing. It will set our clocks back to january 6. [laughter] they are trying to and you look at the timing, its ridiculous. It is convenient we are doing this five months out from election last couple weeks its literally fallen on its head trump is only getting stronger. Hes a Political Force of nature and we are watching the democrats try to go after mantoman independence countries like this is not going to fly and i think they will move on. Is at wild how republicans are almost over endorsing . [laughter] ive got a shot. [laughter] eight terms. Eight terms. [laughter] hairdryer and maralago. [laughter] President Biden not accused of shaking a porn star. Only screwing the country. The president was interviewed by Aaron Burnett this week attempting to brush off high inflation blaming corporate greed saying it is not a big deal because people are rolling and dont. People are spending more on food and groceries and anytime in the past 30 years. Thats update today pain it really is and its real practice you look at what people have, they have the money to spend. Inflation hitting, 30 smaller than they expected. Youve got to commend Aaron Burnett, is not easy to commend biden. Youve got to slide it around to get an answer but is there a more tone deaf response been shut up, you have the money . [laughter] hes acting like butyl havent seen, steep turn to right now, you cannot act like this is not happening you cant about to the american couple struggling everyday to put gas in the cars and buy groceries. Its obvious. We are living in the golden age of people selling ducky on only fans. [laughter] go to kennedy. Net if anyone is interested. I kid. That doesnt happen in a good economy but you think the media is blindly questioning biden they are hitting back now, do you think they are trying to save him from four more years of elder abuse joke will subject him to . The have to because they cant be complicit because they know this is a losing prospect if he is reelected and back at the New York Times like biden has a massive bullseye on his back because he wont sit down and do an interview and they are a bunch of knobs but because they are not attacking them, gives every other Mainstream Media outlets a license to do the exact same. Jon stewart, if you remember made jokes about him in the First Episode apologized because they pistol whipped him into how do you treat this equally. He came out this week i was like hes too old, im sorry. Two years. Joe biden want your money, Hunter Watcher drugs. The videos on hunters laptop i havent made it past the first 15 minutes. [laughter] leave it to the mail stuff. [laughter] one thing we do know, 2024 elections will be no boy scout, they announced plans to change the name to Scouting America and before inclusive record lows. Change will take effective in 2025 which is when we are expected to finish counting the votes in the president ial election. Boy scouts in a tough but because kids want to learn how to camp, they go to an Ivy League College but there are other reasons such as Public Relations class action lawsuit. I dont know why i came here. I was hoping you would be happy but you have someone. Im single. I love being single. I havent had this much sex since i was a boy scout leader. I mean time i was dating a lot. [laughter] im going to attempt to ask a semi serious. Boy scouts and girl scouts merged or is it bad for the girl scouts . Glutenfree cookies now. Emerging is they make 75 billing dollars year i just made up the number but they are like let us be girl scouts. Girl scouts are the tough ones and they are like we will craft aluminum foil. [laughter] theres no way you are making that right if you call the breathing person cookies. [laughter] they scouts. [laughter] band from accounts but for real. Are they pandering too much trying to abandon this . I dont what it is like here but in ireland i had an incident you can look up with the scout leader and it was intense. There it is. [laughter] i remember him being disappointed and wanting to go back again and get better at it. I wasnt cute enough for the priests. [laughter] can you admit weekly that Scouting America sounds like an Amateur Model Hunt . Three dudes in a van [laughter] yay or nay, thats all i need from you. Yields his time. [laughter] there is. A debut on the show and dog the Bounty Hunter is here. My mom and all, flamboyant clothes and the other is dog the Bounty Hunter. [laughter] just getting started. [laughter] with absorbine pro, pain wont hold you back from your passions. Its the only solution with two maxstrength anesthetics to deliver the strongest numbing pain relief available. So, do your thing like a pro, painfree. Absorbine pro. Heres what you might miss, a Commencement Speaker took the audience on a wild ride after admittedly taking Hallucinogenic Drug report writing his speech. Check out. [laughter] the video shocks students at Columbia University who are like you have an in person Commencement Ceremony . [laughter] antisemitic protests sweeping the country because of safety concerns. The power to make College President grow a pair, i have the ability to stage my own ceremony for the class of 2024 and i will do so with not one, not two but three speakers of taken the panel returns to get their own addresses, you are irish. Only time you protest is one of run out of it but if you are addressing graduates, hold your best advice be asked. Me, the host of the show. [laughter] i would definitely address start off with ladies and gentlemen. [laughter] dance like nobody is watching, i think you should continue to speak like nobody is listening. Keep using the bathrooms like nobody has put signs on the door for you. And speak about dying your hair like nobody can see us because those of the colors of poisonous creatures and i hope protests on the highways are so good it will make us decide i do know theres a speed bump. [laughter] , to be clear, i was kidding when i said they were on how lost. [laughter] protesters have happened at your alma mater and ucla thats like saying go navy. [laughter] i will give california one thing in their defense, whose protesting and whose living in one but your words of wisdom to the crowd . Clear all the encampments. Clear them all. As you know posture the party who both attended, i told government gavin newsom to cut taxes and spending and he left me. Right. [laughter] thats exactly what should do if you want quality of life in your junk move out of california and moved to the midwest or south do what youve got to the neck with got a lot of people moving to texas. [laughter] overtake, wear sunscreen, always get plenty of sleep and hydration is your find. [laughter] sounds like never go feel a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. [laughter] bringing his own table. Pretty much. Otitis to the next generation, you got to work, put pants on. [laughter] dont wear sweatpants, be professional. We have social media, just be careful. Being in politics, post about puppies, vacations and really good food. [laughter] thats what i tell them. Food and puppies. And wear pants. I dont appreciate the eye contact when you say that. [laughter] my advice, i get this a lot, if you are smart, live your life in a series of handoffs, live your life for the older version of you, pass the baton to next. I only figured this out when windy you want to know what honestly happened . And the Department Talk to 30yearold me with an 84 hour i was like you gave me the business that is true for people say how do you become a cabdriver . Not your wife without Health Insurance and book you 30,000 just like that. Once you experience the baton pass off, 30yearold meet at a better job in 40yearold me. Dont spend more time fighting on social media. Dont post pictures of your but because they will find them. [laughter] background check present big companies, they will know you were protesting at columbia and if they have seen it, they are not getting the job. [laughter] someone said to me, you know half the guys here are trying to get laid. No, they are not. Nobody is making a dating app called plenty of leg care. [laughter] we got valedictorian from the School Of Hard Knocks up next. Dog the Bounty Hunter and im not on it. Stay right there. [laughter] ingles prevention. Try killing bugs the worryfree way. Not the other way. Zevo traps use light to attract and trap flying insects with no odor and no mess. They work continuously, so you dont have to. Zevo. Peoplefriendly. Bugdeadly. There you are, so secret streets are for the earth and kennedys search history. I decided to bring in my own crimefighting force to get this place under control. Take a look. Im standing here with the legendary dog the Bounty Hunter who is brave enough to go after any you to death. I myself brave enough to drive and walk at the scene and wait in the car. This is going to get rowdy. Ready to rumble . This would help. He actually is ready to rumble. [laughter] for you above average as a kid . I am 33 and a half so i used a slingshot. [laughter] dog the Bounty Hunter rooney childrens the parties to the age of five. I love that. Its almost like you have a License Plate Reader in your brain. You got to stay on guard at all times. You never get to go home. Never off. So in theory you can be as you said earlier, off the clock but the License Plate Reader is ogden. Let me ask you this you have a lovely new wife but when you meet women, how to set working your head . To the course of time as you have this filter in a happy marriage before this, are you able to assess character in noncriminal areas . Yes because your dog the Bounty Hunter, you become so handsome to them and they are like i am in fantasy. [laughter] you might have missed your Calling Fault doctor houthis hunter. [applause] but different thing going on there. [laughter] that was dna. I am amazed because you said you are a good assessor of character yet you still allowed me to drive. Yes. They dont like driving in a situation like this because essentially you are a big game player. You are playing at the level of competition so if you do 90 and somebody is shooting, you are safe in the environment but in this environment you are like the whale at cmc world isnt too small the task. My mind is concentrated on this. You say what robbed this train, im ready to go. When youre closing in on a guy i do know its a guy, theres got to be something, i know you talk about the cigarettes and tattoos, was there a familiar feeling like a 4cent . Your adrenaline as out the max. You see the guy go in and they will see the License Plate Numbers they come to see it. Me, i see the guy intertec. Straight and they know who i am and they will take i knew someday. Did you dream about a . Yes, i drink. Something while you after me . Its only first degree burglary and assault to my mom. [laughter] anything can happen. As soon as you spot them, get them. Ill run out and get them. You train your mind. They hurt your children, they hurt your wife forget you train your mind to hate them and as soon as you get them, the adrenaline is gone and you go, i was in your shoes one day. I try to give them that speech because you never know when its going to be something. And erie the world a safer and better if you do offer them a path to greatness because i was offered and i took it. Samuel jackson talks about being a shepherd and in a roundabout way you are trying to be a shepherd. Feed my sheep. It doesnt say remark you dont want to know what they are doing with the sheep there. Going to go now. We were on our way to his house. Im just kidding. [laughter] has he changed . Hes been famous in his own like. [laughter] first words will freeze off mark. Im trying to figure out if theres a Common Threat if someone shoplifted your lemonade stand. [laughter] they dont like girls, its all good. [laughter] from rotary. The streets are officially safe. Thank you. God bless you. Dog the Bounty Hunter. You guys are great. Lets have this talk for the quick that tenant intends dude right there. Got in my taxi, my bronco which is oj quite if you notice. [laughter] my wife has never behaved be better. [laughter] there are no arguments. Pizza is great. Ill have pizza. [laughter] gps keep telling me to take the 405. [laughter] should i put on the ac . Stick with me. I told him i was a cabdriver and he lit up because he said misys and we went to real world. Are you impressed by dog the Bounty Hunter . My favorite story was impressed. I think just had a very severe stroke. Having thought any word from the hospital. Dog walked up he was fine. Theres no stopping. He has 13 kids that he knows of he keeps telling me. Thats a number. Should he quit and just go on quarters . He definitely should. He should go on the show called vasectomy. [laughter] id watch that every week snap. He did not seem to be in the market for that. Fun fact we didnt make it into the package and you might appreciate this, in the movie of his life, he says is crazy you asked me that question. [laughter] i wouldnt get past the first 15 minutes. [laughter] good luck. [laughter] put that in the museum. Boys on my hood he said in the movie as his life, they might be a movie about him dying justin bieber. Could you see the birth the Bounty Hunter . Thats kind of flat. Id