Welcome to another big episode of cable news keg party we call fox news Saturday Night. A show where everybody is welcome to be republican be a democrat, just dont be a leap. Can i get an amen from the panel . Therapist. I was like a black church amen. [laughter] what a fine panel. A Superstar Jewish comedian which explains why hes never booked and columbia university. A comedian and podcast powerhouse and used to write for playboy or now its called play person. The Legendary Bridget is here. Another comedy and according to twitter the only black friend im allowed to have. [applause] i posted a video of Me And Kareem Trump year end a d. C. Party and there was some very upset responses, people are like you are a traitor, how could you be such a rhino . I was like relax, its okay. [laughter] but as you all know and i want to ask you, comics are trying to be cool with everyone number one and nevermind that shes a black lesbian drunk at a party which is the first half of every video in my search history. [laughter] you think people are misunderstanding our role in society as comments . I think they misunderstood for a while not just lately, its been the past ten years mike and you know this. When people start to look at us as alderson bottle, i enter the profession will be our hayden chicken fingers, not fixing the economy. Do you feel misunderstood . Nobody thinks you are there guy until youre not an suddenly there like how dare you, im a mercenary. My only mercenary us to the jo joke. Political comedy is like when you bet on again, i started betting the games, struck out with two men on. Is that what this is . Too much emotion invested in what we do . We are not on any side just because i do a corporately you generally six. [laughter] i just play to everybody. Twitter is a fight club for people who dont want to get it. Post anything at any hour of the day and broken personal to attack it. Its like its my dads dogs birthday. Im going to get to know top. Do they have treats at the jail you speak of . The expresident , another we can court where he continues to face charges for paying for me daniels by check when youre supposed to pay and singles. Gag order, this is a bazaar election, a judge trying to stop the republican nominee from speaking in public and we got everyone else trying to stop the democratic nominee from speaki speaking. [laughter] like dont do it but at this, people are watching the president like its a nascar race when they are being for the crash so the question i have is, the media is to use this term normalized or trump had politics, if you are normal its behavior but has biden been normalized . I used to the fact that we have a president who makes signing which interpreter frog . Are we just okay with this now . I mean, he has been normalized, its normal to have somebody who is senile fumbling around, he needs help coming from airport thats cool. We watch marine one land in the white house last week. We are going to show it later in the show and they were friendly. They greeted me with a red dot on my forehead. They know how to show a Fox News Love but the election is only going to be more divisive likely there is still a way to bring everyone together. Kfc, Barbecue Perfume that will reportedly leave you tipsy with hunger. We can make fun of kfc perfume but its perfect in the moment where you want to get kinky with your dog but youve run out of peanut butter. [laughter] you babysit them. You are fired. Im kidding. Who among us doesnt fantasize about dying alone . Go fast. [laughter] im going to go to you last. Defense wins championships. Our Fast Food Companies going to heart . Should they focus on the food . We shouldnt focus on the food either. [laughter] get stoned and eat it. [laughter] when youre a male stripper which is true, im not making that up. When you were a male stripper [laughter] would kfc cologne have gone you bigger tips . Of course. Caravan, a big festival in toronto, i would work that we get. If i was liking fried chicken, i would have made a killing. Just have fun. Just have fun. Time to prepare because you obviously have no experience. Should Fast Food Joints stick to doing what they do best which is giving man first . Make sure you make food that doesnt decompose and still get like it was yesterday. Dont get into fragrance. Then work for michael jordan, it will not work for dairy queen. Thank you. They have the freedom to do what they want. [laughter] the truth is, i think kfc like a lot of Fast Food Chains always trying to start the conversation and you cant start the conversation being like check out this chicken so you go like theres a candle, heres a you will off at the end of the day the only thing that makes you want to eat the food, i think it would make you want to out run the neighborhood dogs because they will probably chase you. I feel like mystic know him well lockout. My last question. Do you eat fast food on the road . The mark know but. I caught that can. You do not before show . I do to trouble bacon aiders. Like this is helping. Why cant i sleep . Having had one since they about tv show. You got your own show and the bad news is desert. [laughter] like what do you mean . The ozempic is kicking it. , we kick host, they dont give me that. Theres no telling what i would be on i was on prime time. This is just makeup and monkeypox. All ive got. Of course this is not the biggest good news of the week, Walt Disney Restaurant Becoming the first establishment and themepark history to win a coveted michelin star for quality this is a big deal because Disney Restaurants are known for being expensive. These days the only time disney offers you changes your kids gender but Victoria And Albert is not located in the park asked to the woke new rides like snow white and 7 inches. Its located at the Grand Floridian Side Resort and thats just outside the Park Via Monorail Making A Perfect for the people who want to stay close to disney right not so close you are run over by a fat guy on a scooter eating a circulate. Another thing you wont find his kids because they do not allow anyone under ten years old so dont expect to see Prince Andrew there on a date. [laughter] dont get mad at me, he did it. If you are floridian, dont cut the sleeves off all your shirt and bring your wallet because the dinner starts at 295. His 295 worth it because you are the only Disney Restaurant that doesnt have kids or is it worse because youre surrounded by weirdo disney adults . You pay it could free . We are going to disney for the first time this month, ive never been. 295 is nothing at disney world, thats the same price as a hot and my daughter can stay outside and watch the dogs. I love it. They go and they take a break from being weird disney adults. So if you go to disney without kids, you feel like a vip because security falls cute everywhere like cotton entourage. Absolutely not. Your keeping your money. But everybody has kids, i dont have kids but i know if so theres no reason, it looks like a lot of money for me to go to disney. Hes trying to class it up and act like hes not hitting on divorced single moms. [laughter] still not my kids. [laughter] as the main think. We got to stick with that. Its a hot studio tonight. We will show you the jokes that almost got me kicked out of the white house. We are celebrating derby day and trump trap with horserace or horse face plus my sitdown interview with the Legendary Dennis weight and if got to stick around until the end to see who wins the yellow jacket. Pour yourself a drink, cook yourself some rest and join the party. Lets go. There it is. Super talented fox news host released the bestselling book about winning the war. Apparently the sentiment shared by lesserknown comics such as this guy. Nothing really affects comedy. People always needed, they need so badly and they dont get it. You just expect there will be funny stuff watch on tv tonight. Where is it . This is the result of the extreme left and pc and people worrying about offending other people. Obviously i want to cover seinfeld because it is nice to give smaller guys about on this is that analysis makes me think his career could take off to keep an eye i will ask you, what is the deal with the left rolling comedy . This is new. I phallic seinfeld hit what, 70 . Hes in the 70 bags are just saying whatever. Hes lost the filter. Fullblown get off my lawn he doesnt care anymore but is not new, something thats been happening for 15 years. He did specifically what she never does, put a political way on it, he did say far left. It is an amazing after all this seinfeld might get canceled . [laughter] i think hes trying to get canceled. Thank how much money they are making, i want more about acti action. Theres always a rebirth, i agree. I think you would agree that count is out there to make good it comes with the people running the channels arent necessarily casting based on the meritocracy of talent, they target Identity Politics stuff. Network television di magnified to the most intense level but its doing this because he sees for cancel pump can do and hes got movie coming out this weekend and i think now he knows, its better to get a cancel pump and just look how funny i am. Is he about to steal a grammy from taylor swift . Going fullblown. Jerry goes on robe and smokes ivermectin. [laughter] it goes through the roof. I love this but it frustrates me the perception of comedy is back. I dont need it in our circles because a lot of things have blown up, this show is doing good, we have the same during the week, gutfeld doing all right. I carry it when im on. Hes been great to me so thank you but theres good coming out there but the Sitcom Comedy is abandoned because people dont look at it and think they are there in service of the jokes, something you said earlier and that is the bigger problem, its not just who they are kathy, its who is writing this. Its not for minorities. My husband and i want Instagram Wheels and thats like are sitcom because it is that relatable but like look how dumb we are. Whos doing that . It isnt that amazing how Marriage Works . You start off watching only fans together. Stay on your side of the kitch kitchen. You put two words together, Marriage Works. Its a crazy thing because the sitcoms he announced, most people have no idea what they are. Watching the fire, watching the wheel and nobody watches sitcoms. I watch a show where autistic people fall in love called below deck. [laughter] we have all officially loan our chance at getting a sitcom. The thing i would say, if we were trying to help his wrist go make funny stuff. Not Identity Politics. The cosby show part of the biggest sitcom of all time, not the best bartender. His show didnt succeed because we need is a black sitcom we had stanford, good times, the jeffersons, whats happening . They are really funny. What made his show pop was not because they casted a specific way, it was just funny so if youre running a network which you never will be after running this, you think basketball will be confining . Give it a try. A crazy idea, be funny and see how it goes. You got to abandon it down. What they are missing about the people of the sitcoms, they are my age or older, thats who grew up in sitcoms. We grew up with tragedies happened and we told jokes about them so the idea that we will not joke about someones daily existence like that person is going through a rough patch, thats where the jokes come. Anyway, we got to go get yelled at. People have the opportunity of a lifetime to run around the white house with the camera and microphone. I did make it back alive and only on two or three parts list plus The One And Only kt pavlich going up the meter next. Welcome back to fox news Saturday Night were we are happy to report something productive happened in d. C. This week. Susan collins announced petitos will remain classified as a vegetable and not occurring. For those of you not familiar with either the fattest nation in the world, this is a grain and this is a vegetable. Stop it. Topic right now. One shot at the president because i took a tour of the white house this week and i was on my absolute best behavior. Last week i was taking the tour of the white house in a very special guest fluent to not say hi. Here he comes, kids. Talk about. Here comes marine one. This is not a drill, its a real thing. Look out for the washington monument, that right there is the president of the united states. The person who runs the whole world, joe biden is about to get off the helicopter. Long before they landed on the south on, we explored the north want for the tour guides have really good hair. Give us some intel. What are over here . This is where the protesters [laughter] he was kidding, those are tv tents. Highpriced talent like him hang out until its time to go live. Until then, it is a home five when you really look around, its nothing. One guy rifle everybody else is in between shots. The white house lawn to die for because they will if you run on it and its only fair given the quality. One thing where a kid grew up in the suburbs and its striking and you dont want xi jinping flying in from the other side of the world like really . American mulch is complete week take pride in the white house. This looks like yankees, they could field ground balls and the mets in the piltdown balls but they could take ground balls. When i wasnt complaining the landscapers, i took time to film a Promo For My Own show. Im Reminding You Fox NewsSaturday Night jimmy babe is that committed the dog . With got to go. Got to go. I couldnt risk getting bit by a German Shepherd and i certainly wasnt going to shoot dark because im a tv host. Not the governor of south dakota so i decided to head inside and try my hand at being a secretary instead. Im going to open up to brief questions. Whats it like . You would think its an adjustment because when you follow greg gutfeld, youve got shoes to fill. That was time for the main event. Moved on the approach. They couldnt get it so they will go back around and taxi. They didnt get clear, spirit or flight at the gate before them. Lets wind the engines down. Biden comes down a slide these days so these people come out of the bottom. One guy look at hand and one guy foot and they carried him back to the white house. Costing the best show on cable news entitles me to a lot of perks but im sticking with my regular lifestyle. I booked and over already. Thank you but no. We have one but next time. Get to the white house for a phenomenal day. As a wise man once said, we did so much winning, we got sick of winning. We came, we saw. We didnt get tased. Have about it. Nobody knows the d. C. Swamp out of my next guest from a multimedia superstar and fivestar general, Katie Pavlich is here. The crowd goes nuts. [applause] human just like you. When we last met, christine to of each other, to onto interview. You should do tv. I was laying there for an hour mark and you are well behaved. Can i give you something you might appreciate . The white house staff fox news, they were a lot friendlier that i thought when i was leaving, they give you a gift basket, they booked me a cruise ship on a cargo boat out of baltimore. Im kidding. Im not surprised they let you drive the ship. [laughter] i thought it was rat i liked the vibe of being there but i was freaked out how calm it is. What part . The white house is quiet. Was biden there most of the time . Was a landed when you got there. Supposed to land but left his teeth at the Howard Stern Show so i got to take offs. [laughter] most of the time not, it feels like seven because there was so much happening everyday nobody can brief, firehose and everything but call. Definitely a mild vibe, i would say thats going on. You know its bad because the New York Times got mad last week because they are like biden is not doing enough press, they are born and they are in this predicament because their kids go to Ivy League Schools and want to write about the protest. Can we get an interview . Can we get Executive Orders going on here . Would come to pay for these, come on. We wont name names. Are you ready . We got this. Start here. Dont you dare look. [laughter] we grew up in arizona and played basketball and volleyball. Dominant female athletes, where you rank yourself on a scale of one to lia thomas . [laughter] considering leah thomas is not a female athlete riley gaines in my studio. Much better athletes. Fair. Your too young for a mixed tape i believe you grew up post gazette. I used to record music from the radio. I did. This changes everything. Did you have a mixed tape that was titled like Kt Summer Camp 92 or something . Katies from the country radio and arizona and when you get to the high school, you have cds for the games and stuff so i did elevate myself a little bit. Amazing. How about your handwriting . That sounds like an offbroadway play. Smear all the way across way. Who is your celebrity crushes a child . Leonardo dicaprio which means i was old enough at the time to date me. [laughter] you aged out. Climate change and that was a mistake. You get a pass. Talking about celebrities, who would play you in the movie . Jennifer lawrence. Is that true . I get a lot of brad pitt, i dont have anyone to bond with overlap. [laughter] you look like brad pitt by a shark. A little younger so i think she looks like me. Is crazy because now i have a tv show, im experiencing The Hunger Games so get me in the background, i love this. If you are going away on a trip, which member of this administration would you allow to housesit next relieving, got joe and kamala and my homie, kj p. I would say mayor pete buttigieg. I