Be one of the economy, the vibes are bad bug than ever say to strong. The economies kind of like you on the steps of air force one. Jesse biden in the correspondence dinner, what the real message was. President biden what in the hell is going on . [ bleep ]. Jesse the Arab Spring Break gives columbia the finger. Help some. Some funny stuff we can watch on tv tonight, a guess what . Where is that . Of this is the result of the extreme left. Jesse seinfeld said the left killed economy comedy, John Or Hurley is here soon im smack dab in the middle of a good oldfashioned fight. Jesse plus. Tell me about the bill of rights. Oh, my god, cut the cameras. [ ] jesse once a year politicians, journalists and celebrities get dressed up for the white house Correspondents Dinner. A tradition that goes back over a century to warn harding, one of the president and the process we theoretically have been adversarial relationship lay down their weapons and pick up the silverware and give each other a good old ribbon over cocktails and filet. It is designed to demonstrate the humanity of washington, which is why it once a year. Its not often we have so many people who have written about us and broadcast about us altogether in one room like this and i thought you might like to say a few nice words to me. [ laughter ] how about just a word are two, something friendly, even one kind wart . When im thinking, im thinking [ laughter ] jesse the president s flex their funny funny bones, bring props and impersonators. Distinguish guess, ladies and gentlemen, here i am. [ laughter ] as you know, i always look forward to these dinners. Its just a bunch of media to touch, hollywood liberals, democrats like joe biden, how come i can have dinner with a 3o like me . [ laughter ] the only thing missing is Hillary Clinton sitting at the front row rolling her eyes. Jesse barack obama brought out his anger translator. We will not always see i do i. Thank you so much cnn for the wallet to wall coverage, for two whole weeks we were one step away from the walking dead and then you all got up and moved over to the next thing that was awesome. On did by the way, just so you notice, you do not have a bowl jesse and to order to even this go back the hole started committing to roast them all. The Vice President is not here tonight for security reasons, he does not this event is being held at the airport applebees. Yes, right now, joe is elbow deep in a Jalapeno Poppers and talking to a Construction Cone he thinks is john weiner. [ laughter ] also true. Jesse the relationship between of the present President Trump was so acrimonious, you know with him calling him a racist russian traitor from day one, he noshow to the dinner for his entire term. Joe biden brought the party back Saturday Night but had a hard time breaking bread. Literally. Breaking that piece of bread looked challenging. Now we did not slow the tape down at all this is regular speed. You think having dinner with a thousand of your closest friends an entire industry giving an office you may be in a better mood. But biden just met he had to eat solid . Scarlett johanssons husband who does weaken updates on Saturday Night live, he was the mc. s who one estimate was in dc and left my cocaine at the white house. [ laughter ] luckley the president was able to put it to good use for a state of the union. [ laughter ] jesse had another good line. Like many of you here tonight i pretend to do news on tv. My Weekend Update coanchor michael jay was going to join me here tonight but in solidarity with President Biden i decided to lose all my black support. [ laughter ] jesse besides ida, collins jokes do not have any bites, the president still being protected even add a roast . Finally joe got onstage and had one good joke. Its been a year it. President biden its been a years and that delivered the speech and my wife jill was worried how i would do. I told her dont worry, just like riding a bike, she said thats what im worried about. [ laughter ] jesse the rest of the evening was lame and tame. The president s jokes did not land and most of his material was not even aimed at the press. Trump was the punchline. President biden rightwing for elections in full swing and yes, age is an issue. Im a groan man running against a 6yearold jesse biden and the president supposed to go up there and roast each other, neither of them did. The president and the press are now a protected class, the media is a joke and biden can take one. Barack obama did 20 minutes on stage, biden only spoke for six. Heater not bash the media, he actually begged the media to bury trump. President biden im asking to rise up to the seriousness of the moment, move past the horserace numbers, and into the distractions, the sideshows, that have come to dominate and sensationalize our politics be back focus on what is actually at stake, deep in your hearts you know what is at stake, the stakes could not be higher. Every single one of us as a rows roles to play, series role, making sure democracy enters, american democracy. With all due respect, i know my role and so do you. Jesse what kind of democracy does arike have of the president can conspires with the press to board the other politician in prison . Biden is ordering reporters, dont cover my bad polls, my gas, the Arab Spring Break, dont cover this election your role is to destroy my arrival. How much more help kind the media give joe . And how is the media getting bossed around by a guy who does not even talk to them . He is barking orders to the New York Times who has never sat down with after he decide down with howard stern for an hour. Biden doctor super bowl interviews with cbsa can claim pattycake with al rocher, now he is ordering reporters to cover the Blood Bags Hose not of the horserace . Its because hes losing the horserace back and he wants to keep it hidden from the country. A new cnn poll shows biden losing to trial by six points. These are Landslide Numbers . When you factory in Rfk Junior Trump is almost beating biden by double digits. And this is a cnn poll. The wound borg poll had trump beating biden in six of the seven battlegrounds, look at that. Trump has been in court for the last two weeks, while biden has been campaigning. The New York Times calls it up blueprint for a Donald Trump Electoral College victory, and a gift from the political godsmack the manhattan courtroom will be the setting for mr. Trump to play the role of a familiar american architect, the wrong command seeking justice from corrupt powerful forces. The former president is good in this role, and that is no small thing. Maybe that gaggle orders and corrupt Court Calendar will win trump the white house just like bidens Basement Campaign did. It games a former president does but, structured and away from his tongue logging, for you willing to it rallies actually campaign. It gives the media less of an opportunity to with trumps words and more of an opportunity for biden to get tongue twisted, or tell that cannibals eight his uncle. And inputs biden the harsh spotlight and put trumps on an interesting stage, voters have never seen before. And intriguing Courtroom Drama . Remember, Trump Beat Hillary by running against a raegan system. And what better scene could a director set for trump then in a courtroom. Unfairly prosecuted by savage democrats regained the election with trials because they know this sitting president can barely stand. Even though biden told howard stern he would debate trump democrats dont want him to. You on bidens folks dont want him to debate they dont want to give trump that platform and risk exposing biden like that on national duty. Jesse Ducking A Potential Debate while you put your opponent on trial is exactly why biden spent Saturday Night not poking fun at the press, but begging them to save democracy, when he really means, save his presidency. Former White House Press secretary joins me now, haley, did you go to the dinner . No, i stay far away from the hyenas. Is spent enough time with them in a briefing room. Jesse you are probably watching Jesse Watters primetime on dvr like all was doing Saturday Night. Of course, yes. Jesse what was it like for you, in a experiences this sitting there and then watching it from tv. This seemed different to me. Yes, its really all i did to watch joe biden sit there and complain that this room full of people are insufficiently sympathetic to him. These are people that drool over him, when i look at these poles and i see, this 2 percent who think the economies excellent, they are the people in that r room, they were less than less than thrilled and they have biden sitting there begging them essentially to cover for him. Its just interesting to watch because i go back to my briefings and how hostile the presses and its just really a conversation among friends, and you look at what happened Saturday Night, its just another conversation among friends, ad in somewhat wine, out and some dinner and put it on a Saturday Nights. This is a group that americas up against, the presses covering for him but i dont think it makes him cross the finish line. Jesse add in some gummy state. When you know 70 dont like kaylee, and that person likes something, anything away to my of that person like something i cant lay gibbmac that must be bad. Its kinda like when guy vollmac likes a song and im like oh my god of this song must be terrible. Do you think the megan voters see the media love and protected joe biden so pathetically that their leg wait a second, this is gross . If 70 legs joe biden that much, and carries out much water for him, something must be wrong . Yes, yes. I totally resonate with the gutfeld song on with you on that. They are the waste. But look, the worst they see the economies terrible, that cant afford food. This is why despite, young people can afford mortgages, can afford a home, can afford rent. The need for but over to the New York Times and this is one article i cant get out of my head from a few months back, aviator joe, dog branding, the time when that meme came out, they just all glommed onto it and all these major news outlets almost solitary like those guys finally cool finally has one iota of this wider that barack obama had and they tried to make it work and people just look at that and they rolled her eyes, these his presidency for the failure of what it is and they think back to three years ago and they remember the good days of President Trump and that is why you see the poles going the way they are for the former president. Jesse Dark Branding had trouble with that dinner roll and have . Probably needed those aviators. s we think so much. At little butter knife to three using knife [ laughter ] johnny goes to palm beach. [ ] florida . Sweet home. Alabama. Di [ ]ng now ill be smelling fresh all day long. [sniff] still fresh. 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Local residents reported they could hear active gunfire for hours as u. S. Marshals and the Police Department were trying to save a fugitive warned on sunday for the position of a firearm by felon. Police say as they approached her home to serve that warranted they were shot out from somebody inside of the Host Muck Officer shot back and ended up killing the shooter on the front lawn but as they approach the house for a second time afterwards, those offices were mad with more gunfire from inside of the host Kamaka UltimateEd Lukowich What Will People is out of the home were detained, tragically three u. S. Marshals were killed and four Charlotte Police officers were injured, one quickly. We believe theres two shooters involved, we have two people of interest added the Police Station that are being questioned right now, and we have confirmed the individual that was set up, that we were sitting serving the warned on was the individual who fired the initial shots it was deceased in the front yard at the end of all of this. The order of police has at least 11 Police Officers all across the country have been shot in the last three days alone. In reaction to this shooting they posted on their eggs there is a war ongoing on america and that is a stain on society. Jesse thank you [ bleep ] [ chanting ] hands off our students [ chanting ] jesse Campus Crackdowns in schools across the country this weekend in texas, arizona and georgia, were cops hold the students away like spoiled kids. You are hurting me you hurting me help help you hurting me jesse still major pockets of resistance, cambridge, Harvard Students tore down to the American Flag and raise to the palestinian one. Just another reason why jesse juniors is going to princeton. At ucla it look like the gaza strip with israeli and hamas Defenders Duking it out handinhand combat in a mosh pit, Arab Spring Breakers even had of the two disrupt the prom. The adult staged mock eggs occasions of Israeli Soldiers committing war crimes right outside of the white house Correspondents Dinner which itself is a crime against co comedy. [ bleep ] . You [ bleep ] killers jesse today we somehow taught what different parts of the country handle crime . Texas enforces the law, State Troopers broke up a Massive Illegal Student Process Forming at ut austin, 50 people arrested. But at columbia, this part of the country decided not to enforce the law. The University Set a deadline for 2 00 pm today, pack up the tears tent city or face the con