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On this day in 1889,d in the dishwasher was marketed in chicago. It came with movable arms, a a cloth covering and a cheerful demeanoremeanor. Oh, all right. When protesting isnt fun, they 911. Remember last week when we covered the Greatestcover Therep was and perhaps will ever be . Well, time once . Again for atom bomb terror. Yes yes, it was a Campus Emergency to end all Campus Emergencies during yet another protest against israel. A Woma T Anothen had to change fri her tampon. Soends her friend called 911. Yeah. Ehere is a currently a femal student is being denied the right to change her tampon that has been in her multiples o hours, which leads to an increased risk of toxic shock syndromecreasef toxi. So while youre saying the female. Right. So can you sit . Understand . Okay. Thatible ]t hearing what youre not hearing is that if she stands up to use arrerestroom, change her tampon. They are threatening arrest. So it is not an option foro itsu her. E an and you have an emergency . Yes, maam, i did. Itemergenc is an emergency . I dont know. Do you have an emergency . Not your frien ad. F you have it. That is my emergency. Insi i donti dont remember th that i needed to have an emergency personally to callhan 911 for help. Im sorry. What . I dont remember. To a time when it has to be a personal emergency for me a to call 911 for help. I am requesting assistance. Medicatingce medicl, urgent ass. No, man. It was over a tampon. The ist im sure for them, that time of the month is every day of the month e o. Look, im happy to send maxim hp pads to soak up their tears, the but this is hardly the stuff of nelson mandela. Somehow of cool with bloodshn by hamas terrorists. But an unexpected visiectet. An flo has them screaming bloody murder. Murder. Ion to here was our reaction to then original story. Al story. The people who want tl the police call the police over a tampon. Bu, but this is not the first time protesters made us think of feminine products. Usually they always act like ,but she chooses to wasteesourc the citys resources and caleslv 911 over a tampon. She should have just have called med, i know know pe i could. St i could have pulled[lau some stringsghte. The jokes right themselves because the protesters are jokes themselves themselv. Now, because were a major news show covering the important stories, going to bring you an update. Some of the students involved got arrested and Hele Studend D presserk ou the next day. Check out this chubby chuckle head. F th i was one of the few students who was arrested last s whe. Nside the hom i just want to really quickly kind of share my experiences, compare them to what i experienced last night. Agaiagain, as people sat for 21 hours and were deprived re medical attentione de, youre deprived of sleep, deprived of food, water, resources and at 530 in the morning, i got a pat on my back. I was told to stand up. I was handcuffed and i was escorted out of my own university. I was not told that i was going. I was not being told. I was not told what i was being charged with. Its disgusting. Shame and this is how they treat Student Protesters on this campus. Sham she jail. I experience better conditions than a vanderbilt. I access to water. I had access to a bathroom. I had access to my friends and the ability to rest. How dare this university deprive of basic humanity . We demand that vanderbilt reinstate the referendum, that they drop all charges against students that were filed under false pretenses. That they drop in suspensions and harassment from administration and that they issued an immediate apology to what we experienced over the 24 hours. You must know, oh, you they . Feeling that tampon was actually for that guy . A oh, i mean, it did look a little bloated. And, you know, if it is your time of the month, dude, maybe dont plane moa on risking jai. Instead, try the red roof in. Nope, nope but lets recount the facts. According to the reporting, they trespass in a building, assaulted a guard, put staffers who offered to meet with them. Then they sat down, refused to leave. So how do you think an act wit of uncivil disobedience ends with Mommy Cominh G to tucks you in . Getting arrested is the idea. Thate you singt wheridea. We shall overcome. God, we shall overflow. Nal and thats not bravery. Thats a tantrum. And i hope potential employersle take note. Theyll get a new starbucks. Now, here is a perfect starbucwe from one of the other intrepid Freedom Fighters in this fighter theater of the absurd and dangerous which trying to emerge is not even a thing. Yeah, a collective pile you of work. I got news for you, beanpole. Youre not Thinkin Youthginking at Collective Thinking is for insects, commies in the view. And if You Personallve Thinky Sg to think about, id recommend Protein Shakes and bench dos ans. But does this story boy even realize he just admitted that theyreheed t all a bunch of Mindless Automatons who cant think for themselves, who are just engaginanorg a risb free hobby that they think makes them relevant. Heres a fewy th more privilegee robots from the collective. Yesterday at saint patricksghte cathedral, a group of protesters, at least one in a palestinian scarf, disrupted easter mass. It was the end. Yeah, thats a priest who can d play on my Pickleball Team any day. Aybetter way to honor the patro saint of the irish than kick in the as irisg tha Patty Stranget now, the reason these buffoonshe could dofoon this is that note f only will they suffer no notve theces, they also doner have to deal with the actual issues. They have the luxury of Distanc L Distane and ignoranceeved with beliefs propped up by an enabling system. They hat pope. Atrick last time i checked, sts o patricks didnt sit on the west bank, but this comes down to luxury beliefs, beliefs held by white live s. Everyday material needs are taken care of and believe that they should be catered to like their emotional, physical invalids. And when theiremotio they they r removed from whatever cause of the day, they actually embracbecause e. These ego driven dopes couldnt find gaza on a map of. If you showed them gaza on a map. So let me address them directly. Children, nobody in hamas oror even gaza for that matter, mattu are or gives half a. In fact, none of this silly no use againstgans america here are ever uttered in gaza. The gazans are not worried about vanderbilts investments. Theres no social protesabout t in gaza. They hate you, too. And terrorist groups not big on the first amendment. If you tried social protests in a place ruledif you tl by h, youd probably look at october 7th a bit differently. Proctobe and another thing, hamn is probably not big on freedoms like womens rightot os. Try disrupting Mosque Services in gaza. Im pretty sure there no Tampon Dispensers in the ladies or the mens rooms eitherr th. Of course, whatever charges the students will face thosstudents slap a on the wrist, although as frail as they are, that might be fatal that. But really, the fault here lies with more than just sociatl justice. A you dont realize they become a parody of themselves. Its our Systelsrealize Becommd we reward this. V since vanderbilt costs about 60d grand a year and is ranked as a top 20 school, those are our elites, future leaders. W ye in just a few years, theyll be running things, which is Wheare Runn Whin their luxurl untethered to the realities that make them possible, Will Threateen Everyn Hard won the rest of us have. Like Public Safety , the border,tem a neutral media, a legal system. So are the make suy funny. T mayb sure. But maybe not so much because theres a lot a t more stake hee than tampons. Perry, lets get. hey. Looks like mr. Clean after a car accident. Ycomedian jim jordan. As a former miss florida said, dreads, teeth, curvy and prevented scurvy. Oh, so the Morgan Ortega show. Whats there is that Morgan Ortega has to celebrate easterct by hanging with their teens. New york times Best Selling Author of ill just get river got to add hes got weight like regulars and can open jar pickles New York TimesBest Selling Author, comedian and former heavyweight with jamie harri s. Jim, i know youre a compassionate person. Youre concerned about todaysb and i admire that. That but imagine b being the parents of that. E to well, greg, id like to seeer those Brave Warriors Reputationavs as spoiled. He stood up there and i cant even pretend to defend him. Its so its so funny how mealyl. Theyre just the children laughing as adults using pseudo therapeutiop aadultsrapeuticc l. Just trying. Theres no passion behind it. Theyre. Theyre joiners. You just want to belong. Tits like 50 years ago, it wad one, two, three, four. We dont wans ot you more. And now its. We were denied waters. And resources. Theyre not sincere. U yeah, not sincere at all. I mean, what you say, what you want to do 60. But at Leasto Sixties T they believe what they were saying. Theyre just kind of laughing. K cute. D n say i think we should encourage it. I think watching the kids ac in a play is adorable. That is a perfect because part of me, morgan says i canti stand these people, but i also love watching it. Ld just like to apologize to xi jinping and the Chinese Communist party foi jinpin r. Everything that ive said over the last ten years, because you were right. Are righi watcvideosthose video. But heres the crazy thing. So were makinsg of them. D, yu and, you know, theyre talking about how they were denied access to change your Tampono Hingto next week in the washington post. This will turn into a Story Wherwill Turo Ae theyre talkinw israel is preventing feminine products, getting to gazan women. And within two or three weeks, Ore Airdroppings into tampons into gaza because of this story. You just because watched. I hope so. Can i look out . L thin oh, but i was just going, to say one small thinge ne about vanderbiltxt the next daye after all of this happened, i hosted the Israeli Ambassadonr On Thursday and didnt get any press because no one whined about their tampons. But vanderbiltut is a Greatisrael University and they did host the israeli ambassador the next day. O nexth, well, thats nice. Did you host any ambassador . I donoest think so. No, i. Im just confused a little bit. This is my second time talking about this now. Yeah. Do these students not know . It its not just like a special thing about vanderbiltt like thn you cant just, like, rush in and change your tampon. He like lot of buildings that. Yeah. Like most of them are. I dont know where the right where. T got. St of th like you. N literally. You cant, like, go into, like, to a Sandwich Shop and you have to, like, buy a sandwich. Right. Th. I dont know where that came from to actually call the police. I cante i can. Lot my tampon here. Like, theres a lot of places i cant change my tampont ch, and thats just part of life. Yeah, thats true. And its part of being of a woman. God bless women. All right, were round it out for us. You know, do you think these protesters outin, these protests will have a great story to telle their children or will they never get laid and have get how c . They may not get laid, but Thetr Problem is theyll get triggered beforeyre they yw they finish. Oh, god. So we just cant right now. 911. She made my happy place weird. E send help now. Yelps. , you know what bothers me is if we werent protesting. Mmhmm. And greg needed to change his tampon. We would form a protective circle like musk ox. Yes. Facing our enemy. Were great to do the bait and switch. Yes, i would cry because. Lier you know, mom made us Peanut Butter and jellies earlier, i. When . Eight, nine already, obviously. Then i would have gave him the ziploc and you could cont put it in thereedy, ously,n you could have said that we could have continued on. I have never used the term,a but other than that time, i had a bloody nose when i was a kid, my mom i kid popped it in therep and pulled it out. Not a drop. Yeah, a white tshirt. Not a drop. Phenomenal. Theres other use. Suppts warm. Exactly what theyre supposed to be used for. But the poinfor. But tht is, wer enough to figure out a way to get greg to switch in and out so he wont get the toxic shock syndrome. Shock syndrome . They couldnt figure that out to the point where prey complained about if youre going to protest, plan for the day. Yes. You know, backpack it up, maybe some water, snacks. Tampons and pads. Yeah. You never know the situation you. 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