This is fox news Saturday Night. I am jimmy failla. Hot in. Happy saturday and welcome back to americas cable news cake party. I busted out find jacket for my overweight figure skating collection, clear going for the gold with a half panel, here it comes. A woman are too classy but what can i say . She needs a better agent. Douglas in the house, trying not to get emotional. Taking his debut on this show although you will recognize him from his other work on stateline to catch a predator. She is another phenomenal comic on the show Interview Show on talking about americas sweetheart, gina is back. Excited about it. [applause] gina and i, you and i at an open mic on 45th street called hamburger harrys, sadly not in business. I believe the Current Conditions of times square, i believe its called heroin harrys do you remember . [laughter] there it is. Kim and i met on 45th, ill never forget our first conversation, shes like youre not a cop, are you . [laughter] you and i have known each other a long time, i was thinking of this the other day, i blocked your number on three different iphones. [laughter] only actually bring up iphones, i first met you, you told an iphone joke i left. Tell the joke mimicked my nephew called me wants to say uncle kenny, i made you a picture and i was like, all right but some kid in china, the exact same age as you make me iphone im talking to you on. [laughter] cheap labor. [laughter] one person has plenty of extra time to mess with the phone this week, nikki haley. The former got worked up out of the race after losing every state but vermont on super tuesday. Vermont is a weird place, a cop stopped me for driving without a subaru. [laughter] ran across the campaign and i want to congratulate her body all away to the end which happened a month ago. Fact is, shes not going to be a bad expresident but with zero public event, she knows what its like to be the current president. [laughter] dont get me wrong, joe biden give the State Of The Union speech thursday and if we are honest, the big headline is the fact that he stayed out past 10 00 p. M. They finally found news for the cocaine the white house. [laughter] to his credit, he did spend time this week major World Leaders ill tell you who didnt notice, the cookie monster. [laughter] pointed out cookies are getting smaller the same price. [laughter] theres a weird combo, joe biden and cookie monster. One speaks in garbled words and the other is cookie monster. Biden speaking about translation, a manufacturer towards you a full bag of cookies but you open it and find a lot less cookies than you expected. Basically like dating a girl who wears a wonderbra, and my right . [laughter] you get it off and like wait a minute, question for panel. If we consume manufacturers for tricking us into thinking with got more cookies, shouldnt men get back from women who took us into thinking they had bigger boots . Yes. Thats something i can get behind. How many times in our single days did you and i go out with women who we had bigger boots than . No wonderbra here. Anyway, not the only ones talking about sex this week. Jake tapper getting a little too excited talking about Donald Trumps legal troubles. Not that they didnt like them, he participated in an erection first day was january 6 and now there is january 6 inches. [laughter] do you think jake whats no an erection when he sees one . He worked with jeffrey to bed. He was a legal analyst artwork religious purposes. He kept celebrating on sunday but hes back on the air pretty he really does have a lot of people. Whatever our next president is, he will need a driver for his little. This weeks additions got off to a rough start. Jordan woman rescued after driving into a wall. I hate when that happens. Think about it, its a good advertisement, some people are worried about the kat following a drowning, this thing was Strong Enough to support the toyota. Have you ever gotten so drunk he drove and hit a pool . The mark know, not drunk. [laughter] but youve done it under other circumstances. [laughter] have you had your Perjury Party literally crashed . Im not going to claim on the best driver, ive seen nothing wrong with what happened in that picture so my buddies dont get crushed by cars, but hyannis, i think we both know that. [laughter] its always better when the guests tell the Immigration Jokes before the host do. You know we have them. [laughter] this is an equal opportunity show, lets acknowledge male drivers want any better especially this guy who crashed the party at the Beverly Hills hotel, thats one of elon musk 100,000 tesla cyber piece. Like twitter, its worth less than what it was purchased. The Valet Parking attendant wrecked it but the hotel confirmed it was not being driven by an employee at the time of the crash. Luckily the driver is okay and uncle who hang out at the Beverly Hills hotel, the truck is off to the body shop to get a lot of work done. With all these crashes, the safest way . President to get around might be using the same vehicle Mitch Mcconnell used in high school. [laughter] these courses cop on i 90, Police Forces just outside of cleveland, ohio. I thought my wife was hitchhiking. Cops are still unsure how the forces escape which has to make you feel better about the ability to guard criminals, am i right . Crime a judge could get the stiffest penalty under Cleveland Law which is seasonticket to the ground. [laughter] lets talk about it but you should know the yellowjacket is on the line given to the driver in my taxi garage who had the best. The panelist with the best night, gina trying to become the first time to time yellowjacket clinic but dont underestimate kenny who was two times by his wife. [laughter] i did know you guys were married when i met her. [laughter] im being silly. [laughter] do you mind if i take out that . [laughter] good to see you again. Back on the east coast for you below. I love that jack it looks like something i would get in trouble for wearing. Its from your skating collection. I dressed like a male Figure Skater for an affordable male birth. Not magic mike, his cousin tragic mike. I got that during the pandemic. Im more of a chips and dip if you get it. [laughter] nice to see you. What you start at the top, biden State Of The Union, complementing the nomination, eight months from election day. We have so far to go in bringing on my tenth grader at the end of the show to find a creative way to talk about politics because dont you feel like we got a lot of time to fill between now and election day . How are you going to do it besides read . Mostly just read. [laughter] o, i feel is a good chance there going to both be dead before november. [laughter] we have two president s in their late hundred. [laughter] i was saying the other day, you see campaign commercials, they need new blood. They actually need new blood. [laughter] connect windy you as a comment, youre not super political which we love about you, when you start paying attention to this . Never. [laughter] not even if it doesnt show up on my tik tok lead, i know nothing about it. At the president of china doesnt bleed this to your phon [laughter] shes like china, we dont own any, i dont know what youre talking about. Stick with me, i think we are setting a good example. Try to do the show a politically but you think as comics we would help more by being in that comedy lane . Its more of a uniter and takes the edge of things to be go to the comedy club to unplug is supposed to be yelled at so currently the world euros . Totally. I cosigned that completely. We get paid in heroes. [laughter] wings, drinks, weed, im not kidding. You are a huge trump supporter. [laughter] this is worth noting and i want fox to get credit because this happens to me all the time, would you not agree because weve been best in our support of israel that we are getting a lot of new jewish leaders . We had israels back before it was cool, now its not trendy on other channels. On some level you have to i never thought i would tune in to fox news to decompress. [laughter] i could feel better about thin things. [laughter] comedy doesnt bring people together, shes as pro, says they come. [laughter] shalom. Are you surprised day and age . We live in this place where if you say one thing, you could lose your job, that was a cancel Culture Outrage era. Isnt it weird how people canceling us, a lot of them come from a circle that is supporting hamas . The kind of went fullcircle. Then this thing with aoc, she was all like listen she gets attacked a whole different sto story. I miss that little place when congress was just groping guys back in the day. [laughter] a joke for each party, everybody. We are going to make Saturday Night, wet and wild as we kick off bring great celebrations. We are going hollywood in our name. My son is here and after that, Saturday Night live legend, dennis miller. All that and a whole lot more fox news Saturday Night with jimmy kayla. [applause] watch your step thats why visionworks makes it simple to schedule an eye exam that works for you. Even if you have a big trip to plan around. Thanks i mean, i can see you right now if thats. Convenient. Visionworks. See the difference. 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Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to, or if ibd symptoms develop or worsen. Cosentyx. Still workin for me. See me find relief that can last. Ask your dermatologist about cosentyx. Spring break is officially upon us the only time like when it socially acceptable to funnel of your before breakfast. I decided to hit times square to ask people and break should get federal funding. Take a look. Bring break is upon us and President Biden is forgiven 1. 2 billion in student loans. What a scam. The parents are not concerned about the rising cost of tuition but my own is 6foot five so shes getting a womans basketball fund. I dont think we should give away student loan, i think we should give away Student Drinks because a lot more from a night of booze and mexico in a day of studying in the library. Lets hit the Streets Of New York to was on Board Student Drink Forgiveness Selection alcohol be free for College Skid Kids on spring break . What city are we in. [laughter] new york. No, i meant for like i was like this guy already has had his alcohol. I think you would get brain damage. They would just keep going and going. It sounds like you have a drinking problem. I do. [laughter] dont you think you learn more from drinking than going to college. I think so you make a lot of mistakes when you drink. I dont like the way you looked at him when i said mistakes. Getting. Where are you from . Massachusetts. I normally hate you because of the red sox. I will make a compromise. Id rather you root for the taliban. Thats not just any drink, you probably drinking something nice. What did they drink . Any. Hes wearing cologne through a slice of bread. This is a wild child. If we do a good enough job for you back prince harry . No. [laughter] when you were in College Democrats the craziest thing youve done when you were drunk . I dont remember but i was young. This guy has a couple of videos on the internet. Dont google this guy. [laughter] we are being forced to pay for other peoples student loa loans. A lot of people dont want to do that but maybe the compromise is we pay for the drinks instead of their loans. Could you support that . [laughter] no. You are the Kamala Harris of his interview, she just laughs at every question. [laughter] cool. I hope you get the help you need and we all love you. Im a big fan of drinking and learning from lifes experience. You get yourself out of sticky situations and stuff so you can see where free drinks might help more than preschool. Social intelligence and stuff like that. People have degrees and dont do anything. Windy of people have Drinking Problems and do a lot. I am proof. [laughter] im trying. [laughter] should booze be free . Was the most ridiculous thing youve ever done on spring break . Kim douglas, gina, kim, your whole life is spring break. It really is. Here is the deal and honest god truth, i went to a very religious college, dont start with the jokes. [laughter] my bring break was getting with my boyfriend dave trouble caulk. I swear. We should still stop at the jokes. [laughter] we would run the prayer tower, praying hands and drink Homemade Seabreeze us. Of all things. This guy was very masculine. [laughter] first of all, should Student Drinks be free . I think its a good compromise. I think its a great compromise and will weed out College Students we wont need later. [laughter] you have a bad bring break story . The metal ive actually never done spring break but next time i talk to you, im taking my 8yearold daughter to disney for the first time spring break so im hoping the next time i talk to you, i will have a story about a massive disney role. Have you seen like braveheart but scooters . Is like hundred of them fighting each other the same time. I am hoping for that. Was its a new arc, they have peter pan sexual. [laughter] the rides are different. Gina, do we give away booze instead of college, the college, nothing . Let me check with my mom real quick. [laughter] own a friend. [laughter] my mom would say free booze for everybody. I would agree because you do need to make a couple of mistakes in life follow learned i can make mistakes over. [laughter] in. Did you go on spring break . I have a fascinating and break story. I went to almost country. You went to almost country. Thats like spring broke. [laughter] but i will hear you out. Take away. It was spring broke. It was located in amish country. Watch people. Did you do anything crazy like fly a kite . [laughter] hollywood florida to hollywood, california where it fosters weekend. We decided to honor holidays because night with our game make sure to get a copy of my bestselling new book cancel culture dictionary, only bestseller written by a Community College graduate, thats history right there out now wherever books are sold. Salonpas lidocaine flex. 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[laughter] my bestselling book cancel culture, devoting an entire chapter to the time fresh friends left rush prince on rocks base, we decided to play game in his honor called it. The panel will replace one word in a famous movie title is changing the entire premise of the film and try to pitch this movie to me. I will decide which one would be worth making. If i were talking about this years oscars, i could take a making a movie about transgender from developer called schottenheimer. [laughter] good night, you get it now. Gina, your the comic, we will start with you. My movie is about one mans right to take attendance called schindlers list. [laughter] youre welcome. Hello there the editing team some time. Its very a couple. [laughter] i was thinking of movie love actually, ive never seen it but im picturing a reboot about an elderly british Gentleman Picturing like cocaine who politely man planes everything called actually, clubs. [laughter] he does alone. [laughter] i always joke i would call it love handles. [laughter] you know that would sellout. [laughter] we got it done whats your movie . A league of their own. Rosie odonnell was a girls baseball league, a league of petrone. [laughter] Real Housewives in Beverly Hills, dirty little secret, thank me at 2 00 to deal with their bratty kids in Private School and their hedge fund husbands who are demanding. I love the idea but is not l