Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this wall. New york times Best Selling Author comedian, former nwa world champion. Let okay, before we get to some news stories, lets this gregs leftovers. We y yes, its leftovers where s i read the jokes. We didnt get to this week. And just like when greg does it, its my first time readingad thesine. Earlier this week, President Biden had his annual physical. 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That or they were also doing a biden impression. This week in scotland, a me wonka themed event was socops disappointing, people called the cops and demanded refunds. Lt there were no Chocolate Waterfalls or oompaloompaiks. But unlike the film, mu. Least no kids were murdered. Pittsburgh police will no longer send officers to certain emergenc ty calls, theft,rglary harassment or burglary. Instead, youll do the policu we by telephone unless the thief telee. Your phon right. Okay. Kelloggs ceo is facing backlash after suggesting people should start eatingle shr dinner to save money. What do you mean sav, start onea . Yeah, right. Its. Ll im white and the Whitest Mano O ever. All right. You hear that, mackie . Im the nerd. Stealing your white thing, huh . White figh ft. You dont think ill winn that one . Yeahthat. Mitch mcconnell has announced that hell be Stepping Downl will the senap leader in november. The reason he wanted to spendit time with his childrn. Yeah, its a tough week for googles gemini. Countless critics have slammed an for being biased, inaccurate and racist against whitem fo people. And joy reid slammed them stea. Ealing her act mmhmm. Cks according to an ex starbucks barista, there are nineelltal telltale signs that youre about to be served. A bad cup of joe e. Sign number one. Youre at starbucks. Oh, sorry, sir. Right. N liam neeson is slated to star in a remake of thee ca naked gun. And hollywood is buzzing about who else will be cast. Id kill for a part in that, said one man. Yeah, thats how you look. Yes. March 1st, bro. Okay, so. And finally this week, a kentucky couple got marrieddig in a gas station mens room. And if you want to get them a wedding present, you cant. Go go wrong with a can of lysol. Go ahead. The last one to leave us. And now to the news. Y jo they say jews, ancient likes pou the acropolis. But trumps a dangerous populist, Accordinlist Accg to a new bloomberg poll. Swing state voters find biden too old and trump too dangerous. Quote overall, eight ind ten voters in crucial andtes said biden was too ol and despite finding him dangerous, voters were more likely to Describs Wereey as being mentally fit. By the way, its kind of a side note. L agrethey all agreed oppenheimr is a shoo in for best picture. Not only that, trump is ahead in every swing state swinevada, that really matters in november. Hes up by six points in pennsylvania, nevada, georgia anda and arizona and les by nine in North Carolinail and four in wisconsin. But biden still holds an edge in mexico, so its not wone looking good for the big guyr. I wonder what he has to say. No, no, no. Look, look, ive ive my my mind is very fine. L trap, i ive got a mind likeng a steel trap. I remember everything. Seems like only yesterday i was take dowpop withn Corn Pop Withy chain and, you know, Riding Amtrak with my special key. I rememberything. Everything bd i was before. When the i invented the interne. Tell you tha t i was named after sir edmund hillary. Thats right. Thats before i became the first black president. Presidenbut i want to tell you,d not have sex with that woman, miss lewinsky by now. Oh, my hands cramped up. Hard stuff. All right, todd, i mean, does, e that surprise you, this poll and what do you think is worseft of voters finding you too old or too dangerous . I lov e fact that democrats were trying to hide bidens age from us for so long. But thatt secr Pesky Secret Gott because hes the president. Bithink its kind of haridd, tough to hide that for so long. I think the age thing is a much bigger issu e than the dangerous thing. That said, if im trump, i make sure Fore Swin The State Voterse that i communicate what manyo people saying on the left as dangerous is a Foreign Policy thats going to get out l of foreign wars, thats going to be cheaper and is actually going to be safer Forgs Americans in the long run. Its on trump to communicateth that messagein the within the confines of a Mainstream Media thats against him. Th he do that,she does hell hell chip away at that dangerousness. Theres nothing joe bidehere is do between now and november to chip away at the age because things dont get better with age unless theyre wine. And obviously, joe bidenis d Getting Better with age. So that goes back to the overall point. Are they goingmore and mor to hm more and more in an electioni year like they did in 2020 . Whyi i dont know. I dont think they can. And thatsis in tr why i think joe bidens in trouble. What do you think, tyrus . Dimean, thats a good point by todd. The idea that age, i mean, if its changinitscause heg any d, its getting worse because hes getting older. Because we all get better when we get older. Thatsolder, t all Tell Ourselvs because we dont look in the mirror anymore. Elvegets bno one gets better wh. They get older, except maybe me. Actubut no, i actually its funy because look at that chip to fill up this morning and walk around with a cane. Turnd 51 and its over, man. Like, im jus. Fallt fallingt here. But lets lets just break it down. Very simple. Lets not get lost. Lets leave politics out for once. Les lets try the try first. T kat, dont spit your water out. Anre not going to talk about politics right now. Were just going to take old you s two words. S, t okay. Thats your choice. Yeah. Youre in the pound, need a riu need a dog to protect the house. And you got this really nice, Lo Sweet Old Dog who will look up n and watch them come in and rob your house. Now, in his mind, hes like, get up, growl bark, maybe bite if theyre close enough and get old. Y. F the propert but hes old, so he just sits there and goes, well. Or the dangerous thats barkinga all the time and nobody will come near your yard because they can hear the barks and just the sound of those barke fors are enough for some reason for north korea not to worry about the programhe and warns not to break out. So give me the lou d dog in the front yard. Thats dangerous because everyone will know. Its dangerous and well stay away from my house or have the old dog ang and wonder why everybodys with us so that is something. So actually what tyrussadvan is cat is the Dangerous Mightta be disadvantage as long as he can convince them hes dangerous in the right places. Right. Ave gottenfirst of all, ive goy better with age. Yesh, i have three cats. Yeah. And every single way. But there will Bthat E Point where that does not apply anymore. And i thinefork be way before n of bidens age, because i think by then ill be dead. So like no shade. Its not bad that hes old. I really dont think its an a age. H its the fact that regardless of age ive said this so many timeseem t whats, he doesnt s whats going on a significant me of time. m i mean, even the dog youre describing is aware that, you know, im at home right now. Right . Like, im sorry. Yeah, i dont know. T ofi think that a lot of us, i think, are just feeling like t ,are we really going to have to do this again . For know, i dont remember las the election last time around being an emotionally stable time for us asuntry. Yeah. A coe yeah. And i and i think its going to be pushed. D its going to be pushed away, as they say. Wellk toddey, i think, todd, i k theyre going to have to hide the guy. I dont thinut there ak hes rea to be out there a lot, but theyre just going to say its not about biden,like w its about democracy. Theyre going to use the same Talking Points and were all going to feel like ithing og in the same thing over and over again. And then it will be ove r. But candidate thats the thing is can you still keep saying dangerousabout as a wara about trump because weve had i think after He Alreadyidency e a presidency, i think that its a lot harder to continue to use those Talking Points. Absolutely. I think especially since so many those things did turn out to be overblowfne bn. People are suspicious of any criticism of him or some people are certainl foy suspicious of it for sure. And that may be wh y they need the january 6th thing. Right. They want to play it like he was some kind of Insurrectioniste Ki they goth to up the stakes because last time they said if he takes the reinignss of the country, we going downhill. And things were okay. So they theywrit to kind of rewe the script, right . Mackie yeah, thats all i got. Correcone quick correction. Todd cheese also gets better with age cheat oh yesdate and wouldnt the more dangerous of the two candidates be thethas thats senile because likeck one day joe biden wakes up hes raised by puerto ricans. He was a truck drive r and hasf th oil cancer. And then what if the nexte nm day he wakes up and mistakes Jin Paying For Ever and then tries a to attack him with the intrepidh museum there . Do you call him . Hey, i do. All the cool guys do it. When we were working out with him last year at the summit sum. Really . Get your pictures up. Yeah. Yeah d thats it. Polls, pyro . Yes, these. Do you believe these Du Know W Swinge Vo state polls . Because you know whats going to happen. I mean, what can i say about the votings that . The democrats, they know how too they know how totes, get thoset. Votes like the mail in situation. I mean, how much of thisn canea. I say theyre going to find a lot of votes in those areas . I think the way you count it, thomas, to basically say democrats are better at elections than republicans in every single state, even if its aemocrats republican state. Democrats know how to run elections. They know how to maximize vote s. And republicans, for whatever reason, are not good at that. Aid,publicanthat said, republict to wake up because obviously thisan is an important elections and when it comes to the polls,e i think its important to discuss the polls. I think its important to look for trends start. But if republicans t start getting cocky with these polls that shorumps winw trumpg in all the swing states, nove, you win in march in november. So they need to keep the foot on the gas and they need t to make sure that theyre mobilizing those swing, independent, non committed voters. There are a lot of the lets m i meandecide ,lets face it, everybody, you know, probably has decided i who going to vote for in november. But for those people who havent yet decided, i trump toa be laser focused in getting and communicating to thetim i am that im not going to beam dangerous, im going to defend americas interests. Im noericai am nott to be thed of democracy. The other guy is. And when it cot to treating humo and americans equally, im theah guy to do that. He needs to be laser focused on that. And ere, ri think hes getting. Republicans need to follow suit with the entire parto morey. Ea. And no more of this waitingns until election day. We got to get in there and vote early. Like i republicans dont want po to do. I dont like to pay taxes, but i do it because i have what isophs in philosophy, thouh we think of voting as a privilege and something you earn the right to do. We dont want we dont spe. Im speaking in generalities, but like thats how we generally Thinher Sidek about iu and the other side tends to think about it as just get all the number ws you. Thats why you see the masss text is like, well, sign you up, come vote for most i of us. Like its a its a right, its a right of passage. You talk about it, you takae ofa work, you plan around it. Its one thing when you when is a it, i thinkn about my grandmother, when she had earned the right to vote like its a it seems to bl e more of a personal thing the republicans but thats whithy e in voting and stuff. D. Oh, no. Tha you do what youve got to do your part. Yeahtto work. , the man doesntt to do it because thats not going to work this year. They got to get out there and vote early, am i right . Yeah. All right. Im back to joe. Head to the border. But who can restore order if youll be in the new york area im like tickets to see gutfeld go to fox news. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience. So when you get to Nashville Hot tenders in three Mandarin Orange tenders. I got you three classic tenders for Big Butterfly shrimp,ht, four of a kind i went to. 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