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watters primetime." tonight. >> what's going on? >> an action-packed jesse watters family thanksgiving. why are female teachers sleeping with their students? chris hanson is here. >> jesse: what the people -- >> free palestine. >> jesse: -- are saying about politics, plus -- >> i hear a squealing pig. [screaming] ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when you think of thanksgiving, you think of family, food and football. you usually don't think of injuries. >> that's a lot of responsibility on my plates, but that is kind of what i love about it. i mean, the opportunity to manage an entire unit in a way is like -- >> ouch. >> oh, oh. [screaming] >> jesse: several injuries during watters thanksgiving weekend. more on that later. i have a appreciation for housewives. i took wednesday off to be a stay-at-home mom and i almost didn't make it. the stereotype, you are popping bon-bons, on the couch and that is not true and it is insulting. i did catch a minute of a soap opera and the actors and actresses are not genic. clooney was in soaps, now you don't do soaps, you point your phone at yourself and become a star without leaving your house. being a stay-at-home mom or dad, you have to be organized. i made a to-do list, best of my life. i am mad, i crossed everything out and i can't see how much iish mr.ed. i should have had a hard copy and i should have organized the list geographically based on where i was going instead of haphazardllow, i woke up, drank my water and coffee with my list in hand. i couldn't make it to the second errand without going to the bathroom. after going to the wine shop, they sell cheese, too, i lingered. next stop was shop rite, couldn't hold it. no way i was making it to starbucks. i'm 45, when i have to go, it's an emergency. no public restroom in shop rite, none. they had to start installing public bathrooms or let us use the employee restroom. i used the train tracks, not proud of it, delivery trucks were pulling up, keeping my head down. mistake number one, no pun intended. i come in, my cart is stacked with groceries and the guy at the checkout counter asked me how many bags do i want? um how am i supposed to know? i have not done this solo shop this big since -- i don't want to say how long. i asked the man. seven. just throwing a number 0outs, i is based on nothing. i'm a great packer, i only need five and i have two extra shopping bags, i had paid for. couldn't return it. i gifted them to the lady behind me in line. here, you can take the two extra bags. she couldn't believe it, no one had done that to her before. forget about it, it is thanksgiving. like i had given her a free turkey. i do errands all day, i didn't consider errands exercise, i have for a run and get back at 4:30 and i had not hit the car wash and check to see what time the carwash closes. 5 p.m., only 15 minutes away. i get there at 4:45, i get there, there is a big orange cone blocking the lane. they are closed. if you advertise you close at 5:00, but you close at 4:45, you should advertise that. you and your employees are going home by 5:00. do you run the carwash for the employee or customers? because customers need to know when you close. i go back with an unwashed car and shin splints from being on my feet all day and going for a run. all the self-help books tell me men shoont complain, so i zip it. ema is on her feet all day seven days a week. then more injuries. my twins and their cousins start playing monopoly, there is a new card, chance and a community chess. it's called bank run or something. you take all the hundred dollar bills and throw them up in the air and keep all the bills before they hit the ground. it is like a strip club, but it's kid friendly. >> stop, stop, stop! [screaming] >> jesse: so they launch bills in the air and ely low bridges her sister, takes her knees out while in the air. comes crashing down and sofie is on the ground. that card is too dangerous. when did monopoly get physical? i might try to ban that card, even though it is most exciting, i might ban it. we have a rule in monopoly, never pay tax. that $75 luxury tax, we don't pay it, if you land on it after you pass go and have to pay that tax, it totally kills the vibe. now everybody wantings to do a big family hike. i've been scouting out this nature preserve 10 minutes away. we have to time it so we're back for cornhole and cocktails. the hike took an hour and a half, started getting dark and i had no idea my dad has to stop this much. he's had knee surgery, but i thought he was faster than that and the cousins had to swing on vines and sofie got stuck. we were having seafood deliver, and i was supposed to tip the driver. the hike went too long i misestimate today and forgot to tell emma, to tip the guy $20 cash. whoever the driver was from metro politan gourmet, i owe you $20. that place is great, west coast oysters. huge. last year we had a leftover scandal, my uncle took home all the leftovers. he didn't make all the food, this year he went home with all the food. this year was a wine scandal. can you decant two bottles of the 2003? we were clear. i thought. we sit down for dinner and my wife did a lovely job. first course, sipping the wine. i go to the wine area and i notice two opened bottles are 2015's. i said, dad, what are you doing? this is the 2015, you were supposed to open the 2003's, this is not ready yet, this is not supposed to be open for seven years. he looks at me and says, you can't taste the difference anyway. you're right, i know by the taste and i know how much the wine costs. now we have to open the 2003s, both bottles, it was a special night. i forgave him and i'm adding ham to the menu next year. any meat that requires sauce, requires cranberry or gravy like turkey, can't stand on its own two feet. you need the enhancement, a disguise. ham can stand alone, like steak. i like to announce something else, i'm not a cigar guy. i'm trying to be a cigar guy. people keep giving me churchills, i bought some are if the occasion. tried to smoke one, couldn't do it, so overrated. >> these are terrible. >> like smoking a chicken bone. >> humidors are a -- throw in with distilled water? i am doing it right, i think. i think after dinner i might bust out a huka, does everybody share or is it like an octopus where you get eight different hose s? have johnny investigate that. on saturday, we wake up and i give my wife's break and take the kids on the double stroller with shin splints. i pooh-poohed the double stroller, never thought we'd get use out of it. i like it, with my two kids and one built like a middle linebacker like pushing a sled. going up a steep incline within first 20 minutes, i'm talking steep. my son is trying to talk to me and i'm having a hard time breathing. probably just the altitude. it is insane. we come back, we go out to dinner. jesse jr. was pretty well behaved, pretty well behaved. well, until emma, ate his fly and kid flies off the handle. my father-in-law swoops in and saves the day and distracts them. reach into this pocket, there is a car in here. bring a car, brilliant. not in there. reach into this pocket, lots of pockets. after the fifth pocket, father-in-law says, i guess i don't have any cars. kid starts whaling again. then we finish dinner. excellent spanish tavern, love it, recommend it. father-in-law orders dessert. i will have the rice pudding. i can't believe it, lava cake, pumpkin cheesecake, insane. i'm making fun of him, are you kidding me? you can't eat rice pudding and the waiters, sorry we've sold out of the rice pudding. rice pudding is popular, never thought it was. isn't that rice inside of pudding? i'm intrigued. after dinner emma's mom says take a family picture for the family christmas card. no one told me that, but i'm nimble, lineup, smile and take home run, i think. next day i see the photo, she orders the christmas card, i don't like how i look. my legs look like tree trunks. the card already ordered. what is protocol? do you need to get clearance of everybody to sign off before it gets sent to all friends and family? i want to let everybody know on jan's christmas card list my legs don't look like that. they look good. next day is sunday. emma wanted me to cut down a christmas tree. babe, can we slow things down a little. last we're we talked about not coddling thanksgiving and if christmas spirit moves you you can cut down a tree. sunday is the day of rest. she wants to order italian, i feel like having leftovers and i never want leftovers. i go to the fridge and we have turkey, stuffing, best side, not debate, we even have gravy. we don't have mashed potatoes. she can see the disappointment on my face. i think about making mashed potatoes and she would have, but that is out of line, i just smothered everything in gravy and delicious. had to watch the eagles game. almost turned it off because of the play calling. i have a lot of respect for tony romo, as much as i can have for a dallas quarterback. romo talks too much, aikman knew when to shut up. romo, is brilliant, tony, let it breathe, you don't have to fill every second of silence like on a first date. >> likely not going to get the first down. right here at this point, you have a may day situation. you throw a ball six to seven yards, you can't clock it, it is fourth down. shuffle the field-goal unit on the field and offense will go out. >> jesse: only thing that was right. i watched the game with volume down and a 60-yard field goal. >> to mann and elliot and the kick is -- good! oh, what a kick it is by elliot. >> jesse: buffalo tough, josh allen had the best game of his life, but hurts runs it in for a touchdown. sweet by kelce. >> pedigree of championship teams. >> there goes hurts, hurts in end zone and eagles win in overtime. >> jesse: that would have been 60's,000 drunk eagles fans roaming through the street and i'm predicting and probably shouldn't predict after red wave debacle, i'm predicting eagles win the super bowl. question is should i go to the super bowl. monday morning rolls around, i hike at the nature preserve, i'm 10 minutes in and never see anybody ever. all of a sudden, this woman starts approaching me on the trail and bellows nervously good morning, to test me whochl is this guy approaching me in the woods, i get it. she has a big dog with her. if anything, i should be apprehensive. we're on a tight part of the trail and the dog is all wet. oh, this is my dog, wet, he just swam in the pond. you are letting your dog swim in the pond in the nature preserve. woman struggling to hold the dog on the leash. like, the dog comes by and trying to back up and the dog bites me twice. nips my groin and takes a chunk out of my hand. ow. ouch, right there. see it. zoom in on that. zoom in. i never say ouch. oh, are you okay? well, i'm not bleeding, i ges i'm okay, i look like an idiot. i ask her, are you okay. that is how well man erred i am, seriously, my mother raised me so well, i'm worried how she's feeling temperature can be traumatic if your dog bites a stranger. thank god she did not bite judge jeanine, would have been tied up in court for a year. my dog gets excited when he sees somebody. it punctured the skin. could have been this hand. it might not look bad, but i'm a fast healer, even though shin splintses are dogging me, i will be okay. i pulled into my preserve, there was suburu outback. my wife thinks i should have seen the doctor, my producer thinks rabies shot. i wash today with soap. that was my thanksgiving. how was yours? we sent johnny to find out. ♪ ♪ >> what happened on your thanksgiving? >> pretty thankful. >> i can't be in a room with my family for more than 10 minutes without wanting to pull my hair out. >> why? >> the people around me, you love me or hate me? >> i love you, i hope you love me. >> did you cook? >> hell no, you don't want me to cook. i will burn everything. >> who cooked? >> my mother. who cooked? >> in-laws. >> nice when other people cook for you. >> i'll have the steak. >> what did you eat? >> turkey, ham, stuffing, the good stuff. >> ox tail. >> i ate chinese food. >> everybody loves side dishes on thanksgiving. >> what was your favorite? >> the stuffing. >> you must know wanda? >> who is wanda? >> my mother used to call them -- >> joe biden eggs. >> why call them that? because he stinks? >> yeah, kind of. ♪ ♪ >> all this food, how do we work it off? >> go dance. >> dance off the thanksgiving meal. there goes the stuffing. >> the ham and what else? >> i have a gym membership, no plan to go any time soon. >> i will stay the same weight. >> fast metabolism. >> blessing and curse. >> why is it a curse? >> some girls like bigger ghees to cuddle. >> any fights? cousins who didn't set the table right. who is most knit picky person? >> my mother. >> how does she act? >> melissa nicole, that is not right. >> what are you going to do with your future? what will you do when i am gone? pull up your pants. >> pants on the ground. >> did anyone bring up politics? my mom and my dad. >> what were they talking about? >> palestine and hamas stuff. >> do they want to free palestine? >> i closed my ears. did anybody bring up joe biden this thanksgiving? >> no. >> thank god. >> yeah, thank god. >> i like joe, biden is good. >> what has he done? >> a lot, we need him back in office now? >> who is in office now? >> i don't know. >> i keep forgetting i'm president. >> i don't feel he represents my values. >> what are your values? >> peace, love. >> stop trying to make me love you. >> what do you want to tell jesse watters? >> make me famous so i can make y'all famous. >> peace and love. any advice, i've never done this before. tell him i'm watters and this is my world. >> i'm watters and this is my world. >> don't drop mic. and chobin near ly to death in jail. prison insider is next. >> jesse: if you want to know about biden and trump, take a look at how they spent their thanksgiving weekends. biden crashed on someone else's couch, nice couch, hedge-fund billionaire mansion in nantucket and here is how the president was greeted on saturday. >> free palestine! >> free palestine! [screaming] >> free palestine! >> jesse: trump was in south carolina for the clemson game. >> usa! usa! usa! usa! [cheering] >> jesse: media said trump was booed. did you hear booing? i don't know if i heard much booing. i can definitely hear biden getting heckled in nantucket, didn't see headlines about that. in nantucket, biden did a polar plunge with hunter and ivanka was suffering in a wave pool. she took a plunge. she doesn't need to couch surf, she saved her money. caught biden sucking a milkshake through a straw. could be a smoothie, looked like a milkshake. please do anything with a straw in private, not a good look, men should never suck through a straw. trump's way in the polls, lock biden back in the basement with mail-in ballots and "wall street journal" called it a timebomb. probably be preceded by lawsuits over voting rules and absentee ballots and democrats up to shen an begans. ballots can come in with a signature that doesn't match and it still has to be counted. if you write in cursive and that signature comes in left-handed in chicken scratch with your name misspelled, still counts and mail ballots don't have to have a date on them. no signature match, no date, pennsylvania counts your ballots and they will not count before election day. why count before election day? because then you wouldn't know how much you need to win later. lawyers with cigarettes dangling from their lip will play a role how pennsylvania shakes out next year and primetime investigating a story in new jersey. someone allegedly paying voters to vote democrat, we'll have more on that later in the week. charlie hurt is a fox news contributor. interesting these two gentlemen, and i say that word loosely, spent their thanksgiving weekends. how did you interpret that, charlie? >> charlie: you nailed it, democrat party went from barack obama, other worldly rock-star cool guy and wound up with the oldest, whitests, most uninspiring guy in joe biden and people -- nobody wants him, nobody likes him and you have donald trump that republicans went to after barack obama, who is like the only person who is cooler than barack obama, who is more part of the culture than barack obama is and has been for decades. i've never met a politician who has the courage to do what donald trump did there, going into a college football stadium of a college football game risking it all anden of course gets thunderous applause for it. i'm sure there were some people in the audience booing, they got so drowned out by people cheering him and probably got silenced by the people in the row they were sitting with if they did boo him. >> jesse: just a shush. >> very politely. >> jesse: you agree about men drinking out of straws in public, right? >> 100%. you don't even have to be a politician to know about that. >> jesse: everybody knows, except the president. happy thanksgiving to you. female teachers sleeping with students, the chris hanson is next. as a way to say thank you this holiday season, bass pro shops and cabela's club members save even more while supporting conservation during club member mondays. for the first time ever, club members receive up to an additional 15% off our best deals of the year, in-store, online, and even on sale items. every monday through christmas. plus, purchases over $500 receive 0% interest for 12 months on qualifying purchases. not a club member? join today and start earning free gear for your next adventure. is all about presents and shopping and cookies and trees. but we know christmas isn't about something you buy at a store. it's about something so much greater. it is the day we celebrate the incredible truth that god so loved the world that he gave his only son. it's not about presents. it's about jesus. join me this advent in praying every day on hallow. cut through the noise and find god's peace. this is franklin graham. i had a veteran one time tell me, "is there such a thing as a bucket of hope? "my bucket is getting pretty empty." and maybe you feel the same way when you look at the wars in the world, the demonstrations, the political chaos. you just ask yourself, "what hope do we have?" well, we've got a lot of hope, if we put our faith and trust in god. you see, god loves you. he made you, he created you, he sent his son jesus christ from heaven to this earth to take our sins. he died and shed his blood on a cross for our sins, and god raised him to life. if you are willing to trust him right now, god will forgive you. just pray this prayer with me. if you haven't done this, do it right now. just say, "god, i'm a sinner." i'm sorry. forgive me. i want to turn from my sins. i believe jesus christ is your son. i want to trust him as my savior. amen. you prayed that prayer, call the number right now that's on the screen. god bless you! hi, i'm michael, i've lost 62 pounds on golo and i have kept it off. most of the weight that i gained was strictly in my belly which is a sign of insulin resistance. but since golo, that weight has completely gone away, as you can tell. thanks to golo and release, i've got my life and my health back. >> jesse: minneapolis police officer eric chauvin stabbed by an inmate this weekend. bill melugin has more. bill. >> bill: eric chauvin's attorney says his family has been kept in the dark how he was stabbed last week. he was convicted for the death of -- chauvin's attorney gregory erics on says the family and legal team have been stonewalled by bureau of prison officials. family was told he is in stable condition. no details on the injuries or no information on his location so the family can visit him. as an outsider, i view this as outrageous and indicative of poorly run facility. eric chauvin's stabbing is second high profile attack in the last five months. in jul