♪ >> greg: happy thanksgiving, everyone. as usual we've had a great few months of shows mostly due to my endless charm and breath taking good looks. we've also had some amazing guests so tonight let's look back at some of our favorite segments. enjoy. >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody. happy wednesday. or as i like to call it at our house. hump day. my wife makes amazing camel burgers. all right. settle down. >> greg: here's some news that will make you spit your latte over an orca's face. did you know that muscle strong and strapping men are perceived as more conservative than wimpy, scrawny, skinny dudes? >> yep. >> greg: you do, huh? show is over, got to go. [laughter] >> greg: true. it seems that this appears, appears to be more manly than this. [laughter] >> greg: no wonder he's out of work, and it's even before i open this beautiful mouth. now american researchers are confirming what we expected that muscular physiques go hand-in-hand with conservatism. and if you're puny you're likely also a progressive [ bleep ]. >> greg: terrible language. but it makes sense. check out how left wing these dudes are, right? anyway, that's probably a mistaken photo. u.s. study participants were asked to assess the political orientation of men who varied in strength and muscle. while also considering various assets of what constitutes conservatism and strong men appeared more conservative than weaker ones. meanwhile, buff broad shouldered men are only seen as liberal when they are changing in a woman's locker room. the perception was observed regardless of when the beliefs were related societal issues or economics. it makes sense when you consider what it takes to get those muscles disciplined. hard work. delayed gratification. extra protein. all values that would make a gender study's major report a hate crime. but, you know, doesn't it make sense. conservatism is based on incentives. do this, get that. liberalism is the opposite. don't do anything, it's okay. we got you. so the left rewards bad behavior and the right rewards good behavior. that's why everyone in antifa looks like a pile of [ bleep ] [applause] >> greg: let's kick them. their idea of fitness is having a piercing that's only mildly infected with hepatitis. the study also found that people believe strong men value their personal liberties more than weaker dudes should. but what does this mean for the rest of us? like i say, conservative liberty-minded dudes who aren't as muscular as they would like to be, you know, jesse is about as conservative as they get but the only lifting he does is a hair brush. [laughter] 500 reps each arm, three times each day, yet he's got the upper body strength of kat timf. what about comedian joe yacky over here. look at that. what a bundle of animal flesh. crawl all over him. but do people unfairly think he's a liberal weakling because he has the face of your aunt that never got married and had 14 cats? [applause] >> greg: every time he goes for a walk he ends up upside-down with his legs sticking out of the top of a trash can. people don't think he looks like a liberal. they just think he looks like a lesbian. >> thanks for coming on. >> greg: yes. you should have seen the ones i cut. [laughter] >> greg: really bad. but of course, there is tyus, he could kick the crap -- he could kick the crap out of the gop elephant himself. is there any question how he and his 38-inch neck votes? >> nope. thanks, mom. >> greg: then there is kat, her arms mistaken for wish bones but she's as wiry as a short haired terrier tangled up in a ball of yarn. the point is there are exceptions. just look at chris cuomo if you can find him. his new show airs at midnight on the closed-circuit tv of a 7-eleven in queens. now, he's not conservative by any stretch but check him out. he built those muscles and he built them through resistance training. mostly from women trying to resist his advances. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: i'm kidding. i'm not -- so even though participants in the study all equated muscular physiques with strong conservative values it's not always the case, right? but at least in the eyes of many it is. so it's like my uncle always told me, you can judge a book by its cover, unless it's written by brian kilmeade. [applause] >> greg: nerd. this woman >> that's my mom. >> greg: but look, i know that generalizations like this suck and it's been my motto that one must favor individuals over groups. but my impression of the truly fit is that they are either apolitical or they are right wing. they are never outspoken leftists, so why can't people apply the principles of fitness to other aspects of life if they know it works? muscles get better depending on what you put into them. but that also would make sense it would go for work, education, security, the board, economics, so if you like the gem you might try that mentality elsewhere. because it's not shocking that a lot of people equate looking strong with behaving strong as well. so the next time you need someone with strong values and a strong jaw, pick a tv host who has broad shoulders, and chisel physiques that you need. let's welcome tonight's guests. [applause] >> greg: his act has cleared more rooms than president biden's colon. comedian joe mackey. [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's killed more fish than british petroleum, chef and restaurant owner andrew -- [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's like a rubric cube. difficult to figure out and adored by nerds. fox news contributor, guess who? [applause] >> greg: and "new york times" best-selling author, former nba world champion, tyus. [applause] >> greg: joe, it's amazing. i know i make fun of you, you do have wash boards abs, we just can't see them. you're modest. you cover it up with body stuff. >> why are you looking at me like that? >> greg, those insults are more off the mark than megan rapino's penalty kick. son of a gun i would take my shirt off if it would wax my hair. but i tell you this i'm so conservative that i use that to win body building contests. instead of flexing, i'm like, if you get caught doing graffiti we cut your arms off and donate those to the arms list. [laughter] >> but i'll say this. you make a good point that the attributes that make someone who is really fit also, they translate into a lot of different areas of life. even standup comedy the government can't write jokes for you although president biden needs a lot of help. [applause] >> greg: i'm not a big fan of the super fit comedians, though. i need to laugh at somebody, not feel insecure. >> i wish we were just judged on our material. >> greg: yes. that will never happen with you. [boos] >> greg: i say that because he's a genius. who is misunderstood. they will love him when he's dead. [laughter] >> greg: in about 2028. andrew, you're a world famous chef. does this apply in the kitchen? like men who can't cook are more right or more left? >> yes, i mean, men who can't cook are more left. we ask this when we hire people. you know what's funny is that when i actually heard this study i went right to redick because i wanted to understand the truth behind this, and it's true, right? so it was brought up and the overwhelming response is that people who are conservative are vain and they only care about themselves. they don't think about equitable muscle distribution, amino acid distribution so it's incumbent upon me as someone who i feel is very open-minded to actually give most of my muscles away so that's why i used to look like tyus. i was 6'8", 290, a couple of years ago at post pandemic i've become open hearted. >> greg: you have a three pack now. you used to have a six pack. >> i used to have a keg. >> greg: kat, okay, you're married now. you've been married now for almost 10 years. congratulations. >> sure. >> that was quick. >> time flies. 10 years, just under five. >> greg: have you ever dated scrawny, weak conservatives, or jacked muscular liberals or did it never enter the picture? >> no, they were all swanny and weak and so weak we could share clothes. when i met my husband, my wardrobe was cut in half. although, you know who is really, really ripped now didn't mention? the most ripped people are actually gay fitness influencers. >> greg: that's why i said -- but they are generally apolitical. >> they live in west hollywood awn look at them. i was invited to a gay brunch, and i falsely assumed there would be food there. silly of me in retrospect but i also don't know how one gets muscles. >> greg: it's easy. you lift things. why are garbage men so buff? every day they are lifting stuff up and putting it down. lifting stuff up and putting it down. that's how you bull muscle. >> become a garbage? >> greg: you can do it around the house. you can lift up bottled water. do little work-outs, right? this is from my experience working at prevention magazine. these were the tips that i would give. i'm embarrassed right now doing this. [laughter] >> i'm just glad you didn't blow it. >> greg: by the way -- redundant. don't you feel gay, tyus, having brunch? >> i don't know. it's hollywood, i feel gay every day, i guess. [applause] >> it's funny that a lot -- because i work out at wrestling, so there is a lot of gay, and it's always been kind of the same thing. when the fitness -- they are quiet because they don't want the backlash so there is a lot more to gay conservatives than you realize not to get the backlash. it used to be like tyus, keep doing what you're doing, do you want to come on the show? >> yep. but it's changing. it's changing. now it's like -- tyus, keep it up, dock, all right, cool. and so when you get to that point, when you get to the point where you're on a consistent routine you keep track of everything, how much you spend on training, diet, and that causes you to look when you get your first checks and it's taxed like nobody's business, oh, i've got to vote against these things so it's a mindset. it's the group because everybody can be lazy and miserable in the group, because they don't have to account to anybody because they just expand the group. we see it a lot, pronounce, they are making new groups for themselves so they don't have to explain not succeeding with the group where as the guy or the gal in the gym, they will see the results and the truth is in if they factually put in the work. that's the difference between the two groups. >> greg: just to pig gay back on that, when i'm at the gym and i'm often at the gym, i notice that a lot of people into fitness also run their own businesses. it's usually something out of the trunk. >> but it starts somewhere. >> greg: it's a free market. it's a -- you want to shoot [ bleep ] your veins, anyway, what i'm saying is, they are capitalists, and they are capitalizing on effort. i think we've killed this for example is. . all right. rowdy crowd tonight. up next, what songs will they be cranking if they give biden a spanking? ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ [bell ringing] and doug says, “you can customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual.” he hits his mark —center stage— and is crushed by a baby grand piano. are you replacing me? with this guy? customize and save with liberty bibberty. he doesn't even have a mustache! oh, look! a bibu. 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[laughter] >> greg: so to democrats free speech is reserved for the things they want to hear. imagine that rule at a doctor's office. doctor, why didn't you tell me i had monkeypox? i knew you wouldn't like it and your prescription doesn't cover bananas? why party differences. media content is less factual than liberal because it ignores the obvious truths. hunter's laptop was fake. and conservatives are for reluctant to censure because they belief in the free marketplace of ideas regardless of content which is sadly how the world ended up with 10 fast and furious movies. last what about men versus women? 78% of men support deeply offensive speech. compared to just 66% of women. so that's quite a gender gap which will seen be another euphemism for vagina. [laughter] >> angry today. >> greg: no. [laughter] >> greg: i thought that was funny but the audience apparently didn't. >> it took a minute to settle in. >> if you're a jilted lover -- >> you've got to smile after the joke when you say something like that. oh, he's just playing around. that's how you get away with it. [laughter] >> greg: smile more. >> it's so weird because every movie that talks about censorship or mccarthyism assumes it will come from the right but it never does. it comes from the tolerant left. this is insane. we're seeing a new mccarthyism. >> it was always the opposite, right? as a standup comic, the liberals were like, the pendulum is starting to swing back, why can't i say this? they are getting into trouble. you guys started this stuff. you knew it would eventually come your way and now you're freaking out. i love it that 78% of what males say is deeply offensive, they have no problem, but 66% of women, i want them people at my comedy shows. the rest of them can stay hem and watch the disney channel. >> greg: exactly. they want to go out and have fun and they are offended and that's their way of having fun. tirous, it isn't about hate speech, it's about speech they hate. >> they have been doing it. the pandemic, that's when they got the ability out and they have been doing it. anybody says anything that they don't like or that hurt their feelings needs to go away so they want to live in a world where they can say whatever they want, you have to scop whatever they are doing, whatever they want the change about themselves, we all have to be fine with us but one of us that have a question, send him away. they can't question us. while they are, what they feel like their idea of power is they will continue to try to do this. there needs to be a reason. they just want the ying and the yang. they just want to be able to say what they say, we hear those stupid sayings like "my truth." when my kids say that, they get my version of punishment. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: i'm still thinking about ying and yang. it's like the siamese twins from the circus. >> they don't fit at all but they just -- >> greg: ying and yang. >> they spend hours trying to ying it up. >> greg: kennedy, there is something weird going on here. they are looking at the first amendment as though it's this malleable thing that you can just mush around like silly putty. >> you understand request they are trying to do that they are starting with the first amendment because they want to go after the second amendment, but they can't do that right away. so they are going after words, and it's really interesting. you pointed this out for so long, when you control language, you control society. and that's ultimately what they want to do because they are constantly kicking words and phrases out of university guidelines and petitioning dictionaries to get rid of certain words. they want us to omit so much of how we talk to each other, and so many of our id-- expressions. what they have done is they are lost on ideas so they are coming after your freedom by passive aggressive force because you don't really see it because they feel like the wordsmiths. they are actually a bunch of technocrat bully who is want to control your life from every angle. they will start with speech and they will end with guns, and i say they will run into guns because they will run into those who have guns. they will take your speech and weapons. [applause] >> greg: they will be well ventilated, charles. we look at this and we're seeing what's happening. like on platforms, people, they are going after platforms. they try to get -- him by going after his advertisers. i'm beginning to think the only people with free speech will be the people rich enough to be canceled. like -- and the elon musks but everybody else is screwed. >> for a long time i used to say that about the news business because they run profitable but if you're a billionaire, you buy it, you can always get your opinion out, but that whole thing is assassination journalism. it's been around for a while. i dealt with it personally, you know, pure sabotage, "new york times", evil, evil, evil, evil stuff, intent on harming. the problem i think, is they get away with it because when the headlines go out particularly in this society where people have this short-term memory, like a 24-hour memory the headline becomes the fact. even if they have to retract it, six months later, think of all every single thing that was big time under president trump. the russian collusion, his taxes and all of that and when all of this stuff came out, okay -- print 67 obituaries, we messed up on that. it's all about krafgt. it's not even an article. it's the headline. it's the headline. that's all, the assassination journalism, main weapon is the headline but they can say something to destroy you, get it out there and it never matters what the truth is because once they hit you with that too many people buy into it. they get away with it. >> greg: the only optimism i have is fewer people are buying into it. i think they have been red pilled, in the last five years, everybody is somehow become a target or smeared, as a group. you know, i'm hoping that like this is the end. my friends, of this segment. that was awkward. up next, canada calls a nazi is hero because their research was zero. 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