>> greg: yes, happy, happy wednesday, everyone. they're basting me with applause. so by now you've heard the freys trump derangement syndrome but maybe it's time it graduated from syndrome to disease, because while a syndrome refers to symptoms a disease refers to an established condition and trump derangement is just that, it's a disease much like alcoholism where what defines it is an incapability to process booze and that delicious maga martini is trump. no pill can stop it. no therapy dog or therapy llama can alleviate. those who have it are already paranoid. but they're also loons with annoying wives who are susceptible. the most recent victim joe scarborough who's left emotionally scarboroughed by the 2016 election. joe wasn't always like this, he used to look like a normal perp but now he has the same eyes as the kid playing the banjo in deliverance. it's amazing. could be the same person. same age, really. and as you'll see eventually, your mental functions totally tee tear rate to the point ovei. so as a public service, here's what a trump aholic sounds like. >> he is not a normal candidate, he is running to end democracy. he will imprison and execute whoever he's allowed to imprison, execute, drive from the country. just look at his past. it's not really hard to read. >> greg: i just keep wondering what she's thinking while he's doing that. sorry bevis we are looking at his past and it's easy given he's the most transparent political in history and i said transparent not translucent like biden's see through skin and so far no impress dimension executions no ending of democracy in sight but it's clear how the ugliness of addiction could sap your memory and reasoning ability. he believes if joe becomes president he will execute those who disagrees with him but while trump was president he executed no one except soleimani and that guy didn't have to watch morning joe to wake up to a bomb. joe also claims it's trump's mission to replace american democracy with a dictatorship. now, as the commander in chief, trump controlled all of america's armed forces, even the nukes. yet hostile nations like canada are still standing. also actual dictators usually die in office or are assassinated or take a helicopter full of money to europe. instead trump gave up power to a senile guy who sniffs little girls. and then donald happily went back to his golf game and now he just does stand up. >> he's not into golden showers as they say, they call that. i don't like that idea. >> adam shifty schiff with a neck like a pencil. i said how does he hold up that fat, ugly face? with a neck, with a neck -- pencil nevenlth did anyone ever hear of alfons capone, he was so mean. if you looked at him the wrong way he would blow you away and he was indicted once. i got indicted four times in a matter of seconds. >> greg: he sounds less like a dictator and more like don rickles. but you see how bad it is. you hallucinate and start seeing all sorts of stuff that never occurred. they should change the name from morning joe to morning sickness. what do you say? but sadly it's now running rampant at msnbc. >> a lot of people have tried to draw similarities between mussolini and hitler and the use of the terminology like vermin. the difference, though, i think makes donald trump even more dangerous and that is, he has no philosophy he believes in. all he wants is to look in the mirror and see a guy who's president. all he cares about is selfish self-promotion. >> greg: i'm beginning to think there's something in the water over at msnbc besides antidepressants. they got trump on the brain and almost nothing else, apparently, including history. when you say trump is worse than hitler what you're saying is what hitler did, killing six million juice among others, wasn't nearly as bad as mean tweets and jokes about rosie o'donnell. no wonder you see young leftists brandishing swastikas and protests apparently hitler is just guy who did stuff. this is next level anti-semitism claire. back on earth normal americans are concerned with what we know is common reality. here in the us 70% of americans are worried about economy they see getting worse. on crime according to a gallup poll 40% of americans are afraid to walk home alone at night. although some are used to the loneliness. [laughter] >> greg: just leave it on him. over a third are afraid to drive in areas of their communities. these are not hallucinations. these are the real experiences of the american people. so it's no wonder americans have bought more guns than you'll see in judge jeanine's rec room. 52% of voters say they or someone in their household owns a firearm. just a decade ago, 42% said they owned a gun. kat, that's 10 points. fear of crime is at its highest point since 1993. why is that? it demonstrates although reality the addicts can't see what they accuse trump of is going on in the current administration. like most addicts fluff denial and they lie about what we can clearly see with our own two eyes and in san francisco smell with both nostrils. it wasn't president trump that weaponized the department of justice with a conga line of special prosecutors. it wasn't trump who sicced the fbi on parents, wasn't trump who raided an innocent anti-abortion protesters home with guns drawn. wasn't trump who indicted trump for having documents he was allowed to have. wasn't trump who got twitter and other social media to do its bidding on covid. wasn't trump a select committee with a preordained verdict regarding january 6th. what morning joe did is what shrinks call projecting, or as most of us call it, [bleep]. [cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you. and for those of you who are non-binary, bull she-it. that way they can't bleep it. see they can't bleep it if i say bull she-it. yeah. but to the trump addicts on the left, little things like the well-being of the american people don't register. it means about as much to them as personal hygiene means to a somebody hold up in a crack house. according to the new york times, the democratic party that tried to quit donald trump for three years has fallen off theing with on. now they're looking to put trump front and center at every opportunity. of course they wouldn't do that if they actually feared they'd execute them. but now they long for the days when cable networks carried trump's rallies live. why? they need something to deflect us from what they've done to the country. without trump around, then all you've got filling the airwaves is this. >> i, um, yeah. >> greg: is it any wonder america's dems decided the next way next year is to lean into their addiction to all things orange. they know the country isn't going to vote for the guy in the basement again. hell he might not survive the stairs down to the basement. so they want their obsession to become your obsession. forget the economy, forget crime, forget nuclear war, focus on trump. which may not be a bad idea. the way the polls are looking, they may not have a choice. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he worked for the nypd back when murder was still illegal. form inspector paul mauro! 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: so, paul, doesn't this feel like a repeat of everything else. like whenever he just -- shows any sign of progress, they just unleash the hitler narratives. >> paul: what's amazing if you take a step back, he's not even in office. i mean, the guy is not even presiding over the nation. to me he's like a full moon to a wolfman. you see the inner person. i mean scarborough used to be a reasonable person, a republican, by the way. and then he met the wife and everything else, they gave him a show and he went the way he went. but it really is like you get to see who they are and he's the raw shaw test. like ma casical at one point she was theoretically the same person and that's no longer the case. >> greg: that is true. if you subtracted trump from their orbit they never would have expected themselves to talk like that. >> paul: he's like a roofie. >> greg: yes, yes. he's a roofie. not that i would know. speaking of roofie's -- so, julie, i love how claire mccaskill, claire mccaskill says that hitler's not as bad as donald trump because at least hitler had a philosophy. he killed six million juice and a few million russian pows. trump just likes to look in the mirror. >> julie: saying claire was once sane doesn't say much i was once sane as well and here i am, just saying. as far as claire mccaskill's comparison to a nazi and trump it is so disgusting. first of all he's not in the office that's correct but who's in the office right now and look what's happening under this president. under this president we have seen more anti-semitism in thisically than we have ever seen in our entire lives. forget the holocaust, think about october 7th and that is what we're seeing, the hate on these streets with people chanting in support of hamas which are terrorists, women and grandparents and children who were raped and murdered in front of their family members. and where are all these powerful far left liberal squad members, these females coming out in support of women. those are the atrocities they're supposed to be -- where are their pussy hats? i don't see their pussy hats, because they are [bleep] [cheers and applause]. >> julie: oh, sorry, kids, i was talking about my sdmoots i want to point out that her children are in the audience. >> julie: i used to have two cats, i was just remembering them. >> greg: exactly. joe i'm going to read you a ken written by one of our writers i >> joe: fun. >> greg: joe would you say liberals and media hate trump more than audiences hate you after your shows. >> joe: that's very hurtful. about my audiences, 45 people can't be wrong. to listen to the unsanity that they're ramping this up to, and it's because they made the trump the boogieman of everything that they could possibly want to blame on somebody else because the alternative is you have to look at what they've done. it's insane that they're getting on him for referring to someone as vermin. forget that hillary clinton called half the country deplorables and maybe she only called a third of the country deplorables she would have won. didn't. i think it shows that they're so afraid of him. you know, the delusion to say to preserve democracy, we have to keep the most popular candidate from running. that's cognitive dissonance on the level of years for palestine. that makes no sense. >> greg: that's true. years for palestinian. that's not going to last long, guys. or gals. or whatever. kat, welcome back >> kat: thank you. >> greg: it's been a long time >> kat: thank you. >> greg: since i've said that >> kat: yeah. >> greg: what do you make of this -- are they peaking too soon? it's under a year away but they're already calling him hitler. what do they call him in nine months, super hitler? >> kat: so i think it's a cycle. another analogy you could use would be, if you are a in a relationship that is really dysfunctional and, you know, really just stressing you out all the time over what the other person said to you, think about the most dramatic stressful relationship of your life you say i have to cut this off so you cut it off and then everything's quiet. but then everything's quiet and you're like i'm going to send them one more e-mail there's one more thing i need to say. maybe they're stressed out all the time but also, maybe that also made them feel kind of alive. >> greg: yes. yes, it's like it's almost like cutting. like they cut themselves with trump >> kat: i don't know where you ghat from what i said. >> greg: it's like the more quiet trump is, the more they have to fill that space >> kat: going no contact with somebody. i've done this, where if i block somebody and then they make no effort to reach out to me another way, i'm like, they never loved me. >> greg: yes, yeah >> joe: you know what's got to really hurt is that, biden is so bad that even the people who hate trump have to realize they were doing better when he was president. >> greg: michael rapoport. >> joe: yes, they have to come around. >> greg: a complete psychopath and now he's going maybe i should vote for trump and then beats his head into a brick. >> joe: yeah. well it won't cause brain damage. >> greg: that's true. all right we have to move on. that was fun right. up next did a lady go insane trying to fight the whole plane? >> kat: i'm on her side. 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>> julie: well, you should drink before you get on the plane because the alcohol there is obviously watered down flying on frontier, so that's first and foremost. but i would say i sympathize for her because most likely there was no background check on this. i bet she was seated in front of a child and that's what took her to this next level. you know that kid that just kicks your chair the entire time. that's why my kids fly in the lavatory. >> greg: in the audience. >> julie: they ride in the bathroom. >> greg: oh, that's nice. >> julie: yeah. but i sympathize. she's on frontier which is almost as bad as spirit and, like i said, she mixed her meds with the alcohol but the wrong kind of alcohol. if it was good quality top shelf alcohol this probably wouldn't have happened. >> greg: what if she was really kidnapped. joe another question written for you. you only travel by bus because you're poor and unsuccessful but it seems like airlines now are worse than bus lines because at least you can get off, they can throw somebody off the bus but not off the plane in midair. >> joe: flying can be stressful. the part i hate about flying is when the attendants come up to me and say are you joe devito? you're supposed to be in coach. when you fly frontier, which is essentially the greyhound of the skies, the name frontier is very much like pioneers on the frontier in that there's a chance there might be some cannibalism during the flight. but this is not even as crazy as -- you think a woman freaking out, we've seen that before what's pretty bad. what could make that worse? how about a woman offering an exorcism standing up and then another woman stood up and said i'll kick your ass texas style, that might mean with barbecue sauce, i don't know. but that turned into a 3-way nut-off where they were competing to see who could be the craziest person on the flight. now in beening no, unfortunately, we put our mentally ill people on the sub ways, it's tragic. maybe it's better and cheaper if we just put them in the air. >> greg: put them in the air they can just circle around so our streets are clear. kat you know what i loved about this, this is why it was video of the day, it was a disaster movie because there was more than one central character. there were different characters, you had the crazy lady, the preacher, the singer, the gruff but loveable male flight attendant who's getting over a nasty divorce and might have a mild drinking problem. this is his chance for redemption >> kat: are we all going to ignore that the exorcism worked? >> greg: that's right. she left calmly. >> kat: it worked. look, i think this is the best -- i don't want to be too controversial so i was raised catholic so i was raised scared of demons, at least the way my family did it. i think this makes a lot of evidence that women should be priests. >> greg: yes >> kat: we witnessed a successful exorcism done by a woman on a frontier airlines flight. somebody though this to the pope. i want his comment on it. >> greg: yes. paul, as a retired police inspector, is it necessarily right for the airline to put other people in danger? why isn't there like a little -- shouldn't there be like a little prison cell on the plane? >> paul: i don't know. all i will say is this. that was a very well-written freak-out. you know what i mean? it had like a whole arc. like you said there was characters, there was a climax and everything else. it really was like a reality show. from now on if you're flying frontier pray before you get on the plane because you're clearly going to meet interesting characters. when i see something like this i say to myself -- first that would have been the best flight ever, number one. but number two, i've never been that drunk. what did i miss? i don't know how they get that way. >> greg: when she said she was kidnapped i wonder if they were taking her to rehab and that's what it was. i'm defending her. >> paul: the cops in dallas i'm sure were real happy to see her. >> greg: exactly. all right here we go, up next, why being handsome is worth a king's ransom. ♪ arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respirator