Im anita vogel in new york. The u. S. Office of Palestinian Affairs confirming the rafah Border Crossing between gaza. Egypt is expected to open this hour. Once its and running, foreigners will be able to leave the besieged palestinian. While much needed aid can be brought into gaza. More than 2 million palestinians are facing shortages of food, water and medicine, which prompted President Biden to strike a deal with israel and egypt to open the rafah Border Crossing. But after the white house announced the deal to allow 20 trucks of aid to enter into gaza, there have negotiations. Israel has voiced concerns about the aid getting into the hands of hamas. Thats the gaza based Militant Group whose deadly Surprise Attack on israel earlier this month killed more than 1400 people. Some 200 people are also being held hostage. Two of them an American Mother and her teenage daughter, were released. The girls father says he spoke to his daughter and that they will be able to return to the u. S. Early next week. I havent been sleeping for two weeks. Tonight, going to sleep good. I spoke with my daughter earlier today. She sounds very good. She looks very good. She was very happy. And shes waiting to come home. The good news there again, the u. S. Office of Palestinian Affairs says the rafah Border Crossing gaza and egypt will be opened sometime this hour. Once its up and running, foreigners will be able to leave the besieged enclave. While much needed aid can be brought into the into gaza. Israel has voiced concern about these deliveries, fearing it would land in the hammonds hands of hamas. Once again, the Border Crossing will be open sometime this hour. Im anita vogel. Fox news. A look at half. Yeah, were back. Were back. The image tested near. Friday. So you know what that. Lets welcome tonights guests. Sherwinwilliams named their whitest paint after him Fox News Contributor tom shillue. He has gun for his arms and construction permits for his legs. Fox news contributor johnny joey jones. When in doubt, shell deep fry it. Cohost of the bottom line or pop business . Fox business. Whats happening to me. Dagen mcdowell and every halloween adults come to his door and give him candy. New york times best selling author, comedian, nwa World Champion tyrus. All right, all right, all right. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets do this. Briggs left to my leg. All right, its leftovers where i read the jokes that we did news this week, and there were a lot. And as always, its my first time reading these. So if they , well take out joe mackies teeth. One by one with a pair of rusty pliers. He likes it. All right. A new study says satisfaction may be key to delaying the onset dementia. So you better get on that. Dr. Jill. Disgusting. Youre disgusting. President biden has officially condemned hamas saying he prefers salsa or rock with his pita bread and chips chips. The australian version of Maxim Magazine has placed daniel laidley, a biological man at, number 92, on its list of 100 hottest women. No comment yet from number 93, garry shandling, r. I. P. Researchers have found that certain species of female frogs will lay completely still and play dead to fend off potential mates. Too bad they never worked with my uncle who died. He like to have with frogs. All right. Not better. That it . Worse. All right. Oh, who knew . A former Girl Scout Treasurer in delaware was arrested for allegedly stealing 12,000. The treasurer may have gotten away with it for so long because none of the girl scouts could do math, a sexist would say. I agree. Thats a terrible joke. Joe mackey just lost a tooth. Joe biden said the alleged Rocket Attack on a Gaza Hospital was, quote, and done by the other team. Incredulous reporters wondered why is he blaming homosexuals . Analysts say customers are rejecting it. Disneys woke image even at their theme parks. Apparently, they drew the at tinker bells. Tinker bells may not have heard. Reports earlier this weekend confirmed that disney inked a big deal with chinas tiktok. Its disneys worst pairing since Sleeping Beauty replaced prince charming with bill cosby cosby. I. And easyjet flight was canceled because passenger took a dump on the bathroom floor. Where do they think this Air Force One. Wow. You love a good joke. Now, while passengers said the smell was very offensive, the travelers on their way back to San Francisco didnt seem to mind. New reports are claiming that this years heaviest pumpkin could make up to over 700 pies. 700 pies . You ask . A recent study revealed a link between dementia and inhaling menthol. Although the mice did report they were alive with pleasure. Do you think they used white mice . Tyrus probably not. He, mayor eric adams, is returning from his trip to mexico, where met with potential migrants, warning that if they arent careful, they could. Up in new york. President biden has a new ad assuring voters hes not too old to run again. Hes also claiming that is jamaican Caregiver Stealing from him. Thanks a public fundraising drive. The worlds first museum will reopen next month in london. Apparently was closed for five days last month. Yeah, there are a lot of ways to go with that joke. Can we . That was the cleanest one. According to a new study, ice cream potato chips are as addictive as cocaine and heroin. And can trust the results of the study because it was conducted by experts. A live action version of the animated gargoyles is in the works. And youll never guess whos been cast. Play the lead roles. One, two. And finally, according to a recent study, 49 of people in serious relationships think about someone else during. And youll never guess who that someone is. All right. Lets do some news. This week, we saw the media get duped by another hoax. And this time, what a monumental up. On tuesday, rocket fired by Nearsighted Haters hit a hospital in gaza. Of course, hamas blamed israel and claimed 500 people had been killed. Obvious lies, but it still was hand delivered by the hamas pr department. Our Mainstream Media who ran with it like . Carl lewis with a Kassam Missile up his. They got story completely wrong because they took the word of terrorists and like accepting a parcel from ted kaczynski, it blew up in their faces. It ran on the New York Times front page, and there was an ap headline that ran, quote, Hamas Run Health Ministry says israeli airstrike on hospital killed hundreds. And our old pals at cnn tag the news from the Palestinian Health ministry. Reuters cited gaza health authorities. In other words hamas. But youd think the media would have learned a lesson after being duped, hoax after hoax. The covington kids, some alleged the Bubba Wallace news the tape russian collusion saying hunters laptop was russian disinfo. But they cant stop. Why is that . Because theyre told what they wanted to hear by the they wanted to believe. They already knew who The Good Guys and bad were, whether its jesse hamas or blm in the universal of oppression. They are the oppressed and you are the oppressor. And if cities go up in flames, blame the jews. So are they admitting that they screwed up . Not a chance. Because doing so means, the people that they really hate, namely us, were right about something and they cant have that. Meanwhile, our commander in padded briefs, instead of focusing solely on israel, linked it to. I know these conflicts can seem far away. This natural ask why does this matter to america . So let me share with you why making sure israel and ukraine succeed is vital for Americas National security. You know, history has taught us that when terrorists dont pay a price for their terror, when dictators dont pay a price for their aggression, they cause more chaos and death and more destruction. Can we walk away from ukraine . We turn our backs on israel. Its just not worth. All right. So why this arranged marriage between fresh tragedy and a dragged out war . Thats not clarity. Far from it. The trick is, if youre against aid to ukraine, well, then you hurt israel. But theres something gross about using a terrible event as part of a package deal. It reduces its horror and its meaning. What a wasted opportunity to bring clarity to an event by saying what no one else will say that we are dealing in the here and now, not history that goes back centuries. This is why the passion of coeds is so laughable. For its truly amazing that someone born in 2005 has the solution to a problem thats vexed humanity. Since biden was sniffing the hair of a wooly mammoth. History is often used to justify present day horror, putting the onus on you to endure long, endless Stream Thorns with ignorant babies. And no one screams louder than todays College Students who warmed up their lungs about pronouns and bathrooms and the Cultural Appropriation of the taco tuesdays. For the left, its game with no end, especially when theyre getting paid for it. Oh, thats right. I already introduced guys. Tommy. Yeah. Happy friday. Yes. Yeah. Greg . Yeah. What would you choose to respond to the media who always rush believe the bad guy . Yes. And i love what you said about the it reduces bidens speech, reduce the effectiveness of both arguments. Its like when you watch an ad on tv and they dont stop selling you things and they give you. Now, how much would you pay . But dont stop there. We get you a set of steak knives and, you know, oh, that original product stinks. Dont need a potato peeler, you know. And so thats what hes hes doing. Hes this is very fresh. Hamas just slaughtered all these israelis and he throws it in, you know, his last pet project and it really weakens it. Its terrible. Yeah. And then how many times did he mention in the us . It was like he was saying, you know, hes like, i felt like he couldnt read his teleprompter, you know, he hes really hard, you know, its like, open your eyes. Maybe youll see it. Yeah, but the like, its like his eyelids are like blinds that he draws down as hes sleeping of flip them up. But how many times did he mention the united you know ,he says, oh, terrorism is terrible. We know we have terrorists here in this country. Hes still trying to pound that like maga as terrorist thing. He throws in all his pet projects in here. Yeah, i thought it was totally weak. And i mean, think its remarkable that, you know, that i. He got bad reviews, didnt he . Yes, he did. There you go. All right. Way to ender and weekly. Well, that was point. Yes. Yeah, thats it. Yeah. There you go. Joey, how damaging is this sort of misinformation for the people who are fighting in this war . As a veteran who has fought two wars . You know, whats great is if you really want to lose a war, go into it. Not really wanting to fight it to begin with. And thats what really me off about when he when he gave this speech. I think what really bothered most is he suddenly threw in iran in one sentence and then almost immediately went to went to he said, you know, israel is not responsible for what happened at the hospital, but we have to make sure we abide by the rules of war. You know, how else can you talk out of both sides your mouth and what his age and ability probably like. Cheers and food comes out both sides of his. But at this point, it was, you know, this selfrighteous indignation out both sides of his mouth. You and you Say Something like that in an address important. Youre saying nothing less than, hey, those of you who are kind saying that israel israel is committing war crimes. Man, i hear you. I hear what youre saying and im going to make sure they dont. This is the sad truth of when you go to war, you are you are choosing to commit evil. That evil cant be committed to you. Theres nothing pure or righteous about, but theres something righteous about defending yourself so that the innocent people youre responsible for dont suffer while youre in charge. I would hate to be benjamin netanyahu. I would hate to be the president United States because to war is the worst thing in the world you could do. But if youre going to go to war. Mm. Go to war to win in the different. But the sad truth, babies are going to die either way. Mmhmm. But do they . Because someone from hamas attacked them and tried to kill ,or do they die because israel is trying to get rid of hamas, bombed a facility that has hamas terrorist in it and a babys too close. Mmhmm. Thats the only difference. Yeah. And to here and pass it out and try to make it into something its not. I fought two wars that we tried not to win because we had to have clean hands. Guess what . We dont have clean hands. And we lost them. Mmhmm. There. Go again. Do you . Why dont. Why does media ever fess up for their mistakes . Youre in the media. You admit wrongdoing constantly, often on this show. Yeah. And tyra . Yeah. And tyrus knows this as a man. If you ever want to get laid again, what do you tell woman . I. Yeah. If you ever want to get a keep your job or. You know what . If you have a moral core, you admit youre wrong. If you if you want to live with yourself. But these people dont. Because, well, one, theyre arrogant and two are they are hamas and theyre biased, betrayed them. Thats why they were so quick to jump on this story because they side with against israel, the oppressor and they side with the terrorists because that they palestine as the oppressed. Again, that is actually the colonizer and the colonized thats Old Soviet Union propaganda. How funny is that that theyve picked up and run with over these years . But it would be if you just said it like this, i would be fine with why would you when they reported all these stories if they just came out and said terrorists told us so, yeah, that that is the truth telling. Yeah, they just said it that way. All right, tyrus, you want to talk about joe or the media . Well, its all connected. Its all connected. It comes down to one thing. We, this nation, have a war over accountability. Because you can say things and do things without any accountability. You can ruin someones. You can make crazy. You can argue theres no such thing as a woman anymore because theres no accountability. Mmhmm. Right. And so when they so when you want to say hamas is for the freedom fighters, for palestine and the jews or horrible monsters that are doing all these things, there no consequences. It used to be when a reporter got it wrong, he had to drag on in front of the tv and be like, ladies and gentlemen, i reported wrong and i correct and i have a correction. He had to do it personally or even better if it was if it was such a glaring mistake, he was fired. Mmhmm. So he was gone. Nobody was fired for getting it wrong because getting that story wrong lit a fire across the world. There was the next day, people were trying to burn down embassies. Mmhmm. Countries were saying, get the out of lebanon because you got wrong. But we live in this time, and this this young group, they can go and they can say anything they want to cause no consequences. What was everybody upset about . Not that the kids signed a petition. It was because theyre not going to get jobs now. Yeah, its not fair. No, its called accountability. So as long as we continue to have this argument, were like, well, they cant they cant respond. Israel cant go in there and wipe out because its the palestinians fault. Yeah, its its hamas. No, its not hamas is fault. Its their fault. So therefore, you cant do anything. Now were seeing israel lives by a different guy. They live by the accountability. If you come into my house with a stick and hit me with a stick, im going to come at you with a gun. And they have every right to do so. So this argument that were seeing across the our president comes and im going to say, listen, it was difficult for me. So i understand, mr. President , but sometimes sometimes you just got to do it. You got to put the glasses because no ones afraid of this. Yeah, they go, all right, we must move on to next block. Up next, could a headline prevail making white candidates. Providing for your family is a top priority. But what happens when you need Affordable Health care . Christian Health Care Ministries could save you up to 40 today. As a member, you can choose your provider without network restrictions. Sign up at your convenience with our anytime enrollment. Join a Christian Community that supports each others medical expenses. Offering peace of mind as you prioritize whats most important. 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