[cheers and applause] yes, keep going. You can do better than that alright, okay, okay. You can stay. Happ Congressman Bowman has had himself a week and its only tuesday per eight on saturday he pulled a fire alarm at the capitol and claimed he didnt know what fire alarm does. I would be the last person to accuse him of knowing things, but the words of fire and alarm they dont leave a lot of room for confusion. He said he thought it opened th door. Be happy you dont fly with him. He would think the handle to Th Emergency Exit flushes the Toilet Parade than they put out talking points, who were all happy to fall in line like outside Hunters Hotel room. This is what he wanted him to say, i believe Congressman Bowman when he says this was an Accident Republicans need to focus their energy on the numbers of their party before anything else. We will talk about raising the alarm. In case of fire, scream nazi. Thats rich coming from a grea saying that it stands for National Workers party. Talk about the pot calling the kettle hitler. Whats good for the goose is good for the goose step or. I thought that was klepper clever. Its the same old story if you persuade everyone your opposition is hitler, that excuses you from your own bad behavior. They did this with trump. You called him the second comin of adolph, so why wouldnt you reagan election not to do that would make you sympathizer a sympathizer. Apparently he didnt know according to Jamaal Bowman. Is there no limit to the things that he doesnt know . Dont ask jamaal, he doesnt know. He just put out another statement saying i just became aware that in our messaging guidance there was an appropriate inappropriate use of the wordnazi without my consent. Its to refer to members of the party and neonazis. He doesnt know what a fire alarm does, his staff doesnt know and none of them know the first rule of holes, stop digging. At this point this guy will wak up tomorrow in china. Of course the media build him out. By monday too of the Big Three Network news news programs had moved on and didnt cover it. Only cps did, but even they framed it as republican accusations and then repeated bowmans excuses for. Some are calling for the ouster and prosecution of new york democrat Jamaal Bowman, a former middle School Principal who they accused of pulling ann House Office Building fire alar to delay the Proceeding Straigh he apologized and said he thought the alarm would open a locked door way as he rushed to votes for it. After defending bowman he quickly moved on. Is not easy for him for they have to stop every six or 8 fee to grease the walls. Even though the media has moved on, surely an event like this i right for the picking from comedy shows. He think the network latenight talk shows that returned last night might have something too say about a democratic congressman emitting a federal crime on camera in the capital. No, it was mostly trump jokes with a few Lauren Bogert jokes thrown in. It wasnt material ripped from the headlines of the headlines were from two weeks ago. Jimmy fallon avoided political humor altogether and seth meyer did variations of trump socks, thats no surprise if liberal compliance was our currency, seth meyers would be deaf bezos. For colbert, it is a couple of taylor swift jones. John kennedy jokes, overt, but you get it. The writers are back, and so ou there restrictions. Joke about this, dont joke about that. And get nostalgic for the days when the hosts had balls. This isnt just about bowman hes a product of his environment, the Mainstream Media will give them more cover than what one of woodys muumuus. Thats why bowman can pull a fire alarm in front of a surveillance camera, lie about it and then lie about what he lied about, thats why joe bide can claim hes never done and immoral or unethical thing in his life great the guy is as crooked as a painting owned by stevie wonder. Thats why his son can bring cocaine into the white house thats why they can treat ukraine like an intern. Thats why bob menendez can swi around and of big pile of gold like scrooge mcduck. They know their comrades in the media care about nothing, but power. Thats not to say republicans arent fair game. Trump is fair game. We should all mock and criticiz people in power and lecture mocking and criticizing me. I will stick a team of hungry lawyers on you faster than you can say jacoby and myers. But when you only go after one side of the aisle, you give the game away, you not speaking truth too power, you not even doing comedy, you are just another political activist with the house band. Thats why dont care what they say im onesided. This is one show against every other latenight show in america. Liberals want to hear other views until they discover that there are other views. Or did i say that, maybe i said that. Its hard to member since i started putting nyquil in my protein shakes. All make a deal with those othe guys, ill start slamming republicans when they start slamming democrats. The minute they do that, someones going to pull a fire alarm. Lets welcome tonights guests. When one of his Audience Member buys a gone, its usually for appendicitis, Comedian Joe Mach Page she packs heat while dispensing red meat. Fox news contributor katie pavlich. He looks and sounds like a gram of weed, comedian and founder o western Razor Company, david angelo. And come out like a proctologis office, old men wait hours to see her. Fox news contributor kat timpf. Joe, how people ever tried t Pull Up Fire Alarm during one o your shows . Could get not my standup shows, when i am stripping, yes becaus things get pretty hot. Ill tell you what though, greg. I think Jamaal Bowman could pul the fire alarm again and they would defend him again. That is just the sweet liberal privilege i wish we talk show host writers all had on the conservative side because these talkshows, they arent funny, they get low ratings, but they get paid millions of dollars an on the flipside of that, my id card doesnt even work and this studio. I have to let security in, and every day im like is this it, is this the day were you threatened to kill me, if they jokes dont go well on friday, that someone is going to pounce . Joe, lets be frank, we eliminated your position two years ago. None of us really wanted to hur your feelings, but youre a crowd favorite, so we let you come in. Weil, Kevin Mccarthy gets fired quicker than i do. What an excellent segue to katie, who wouldve thought Kevin Mccarthy we get canned before bowman . Its not like he pulled the fir alarm. He should have today. Gotta stop the votes. Definitely dont have the votes to stay here, now im leaving. I think this is a lot about education in america this guy was a School Principal yet claims he didnt know how to read fire alarm and was confused . I think that says a lot about the state of education and america, the kids they cant read all over the country. It is frightening and nobody is pointing out that he threw his staff under the bus because he had also, i think he compare people to nazi before. He compared a lot of conservatives to nazis and only flight in its precise fashion. Which again he doesnt know the state of a kitschy case in in america people like this runnin the show, kids are not doing well. David, you use to write joke and now youre sitting on a small fortune from your western Razor Company you look very comfortable. Thank you. Yes. What is your feeling, why is it you wrote for the shows, why wont they . It seems like this Fire Alarm Joke is perfect fodder. You know why, i dont know, why does anybody do anything. It was donald sutherland, right . To get anybody who wears one of those sweaters brit. I brought this at nordstroms , it was actually cheaper to spend the winter in barbados. He pulls the firearm, in congress when you pull the fire alarm its actually just Bernie Sanders running around yelling fire, theres a fire. Thats just how its wired. Is that funny . See, thats where what we dont do them. I dont know, is it a funny joke . I thought it was cute. I always go to Bernie Sanders. You cant fill with him. What is interesting is his name is bernie and you made a Fire Alarm Joke. But its an old question that bears repeating if you were ove republican this would be front page news. If you were a republican youd be in jail. I dont know what happened you cant say nazi anymore, thats the real news. I didnt know they were paying hundred biden to, but whatever. They were saluted in the canadian parliament,. Is just a 96 yearold in argentina i bought one of your watercolors. Is that a german accent . No, it wasnt perky i apologize to the people of germany. You are a nazi apologist. Okay, finish this up. Why cant the media just preten to be fair . Like imagine this happened to a republican and they act that wa with a democrat. I thought the funniest part of the Press Release was when h said accidental fire alarm. I dont like that. I feel like hes telling his buddies, im your friend, be loyal to me, and i dont get partisan loyalty, but im a ver loyal friend as you know. But if you mess up, you got to at least made it to your friend first. I messed up, still have my back though. Accidental fire alarm, its lik no, it can be hard to make it wrong sometimes, but not in thi case when all you need to admit is i know what a fire alarm is. And nobody actually thinks he doesnt know what a fire alarm does. And if he they do its almost meaner. Its almost as though he wants people to believe hes stupid rather than just a liar. He could probably convince the media he doesnt know what fire alarm is. They would probably believe him not republican, but him. Theyd saved heat ignore the huge sign on the door. You say it all the time im sorry i made an impulsive decision. You know what, if the media believes he didnt know what a fire alarm is, isnt that a little bit racist . Its a little bit racist. Talk about low expectations, right . Not going near that, are you . Im not going near that. Just smiled. Smile you beast. Why hes not on the bachelor on never know. Up next, criminals prevail as l mixes cash bail. If youd be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld, click on the link to join our studio audience. When you want to keep them a bay, but it just wont go away, it must be time for if we cant beat them, join them. As the beat our asses lets put on rosecolored glasses. No matter how much we complain about crime, our logicians. Carjacked at gunpoint. He got his car back a few hours later, but thieves had stolen his sushi out of it, which is another crime that will go unchallenged. At last check they were still looking for the purpose, it could be easy, my guess is it i the guy they didnt charge before. Carjackings have increased more than 100 percent since 2022 which means fewer people might be driving with fewer cars on the road thats her so carjackers are Climate Change heroes. Each person they kill is one less carbon thumbprint. In La A New Zero Bail Policy Fo Nonviolent Offenders is in effect. Of course this will only incentivize more theft like the Smash And Grab attacks you see every day. Why shouldnt mercedes adopt cashless bail . Thanks of the advantages of having criminals among us as of those two prisons, for one, consider the calories you burn running for them. You get in some great cardio an get home faster from work. The constant fear increases you heart rate so you get an aerobi workout just riding the train. In portland they told them to only call 911 in a life and death emergency or crime in progress. No more casual calls to 9112 report hear maiming sprayed i have to agree with it. Fewer 911 calls means time for First Responders to undergo diversity and equity training. That way they can work for your pronouns instead of your address. Really nothing worse than finding ms. Gender on a wanted poster. Finally that new york professor who threatened a reporter with machete has avoided jail time Rate Rodriguez will have to undergo between six and 12 months of behavioral modification counseling which i great and his because it will help her at her new job at benihana. Katie, i decided if you cant beat them, join them because we sit here at fox and we talk about crime all the time and its like the other side of the coin, the democrats choose to defend criminals because they cant be seen to agree with us, so what if we decide to be pro crime . A think we should, we should start committing crimes fraid you can have that sweater for free. You just walk into nordstrom an take it home. Youre a sucker. We should all do the thing together. Go in and steal a bunch of stuf and leave. The dc thing especially, as washington, d. C. Is the nation capital, if you want to live in california la, or new york or whatever, fine, but this is a place that belongs to all americans which was great when it was 2020 and they brought Th National Guard in to stop the rioting and burning of the city but they continue to defend criminals like they have a diagram. They look at what is imposed, s you cant agree with trump or republicans, violent crimes, those things cant make so it stays the same so its worse to identify on behalf of Law And Order than it would be to just lock up these guys who are now carjacking democrats in washington, dc. Its a weird choice for a. Even when it comes to their house, theyre defiant about it because theres too much of a sunk cost in hating republicans and trump, let me guess, david, youre not that bothered by thi issue, its just crime. You know, i havent been paying attention. Youre right, the crime thing, why is it criminals are such a powerful voting block now. Like people are bending over backwards to help criminals, ive never asked for anything from the government and then th government because theyre sitting around, hey weve got t do something, lets make murder and misdemeanor. Who was asking for that . I think what weve got to do is just try to at least teach thes people in the streets, whoever, the criminals, give the marksmanship classes. You hear too much about the bystanders. Interesting point. Teach them how to shoot and at least they will hit the person they are trying to kill. You are a man of solutions. That is the worst idea ive eve heard. Somehow i thank you just came u with that on the spot. You would be surprised how little prep when into that. I am not surprised at all. Im here with stacks of paper and he works him walks in with cardigan and as halfasleep. Kat, of all the things weve mentioned, which one strikes your fancy or outrage . So what is behavioral modification counseling . Isnt that just therapy . Yes. Thats what i go. Like you know, we could do better. What would it be . Dont waste machetes. Thats what therapy is as ho to modify your behavior. Going back to your brilliant point, david, who were asking for criminal justice reform, i were one of those people. Nonviolent drug crimes, people going to jail for that, there were people expressing that so dc is like okay, so what youre saying is the jury is still out on the carjacking debate. Know, nobody was saying that. They are bobbling the whole thing for everyone to write i think we can all agree that carjacking is not good. Its we are how it was predicted that that kind of reformation or whatever would bleed into other areas. No, its just nonviolent drug offenders, its people who smok pot. It should. Its a slippery slope. Youve got joint. Not thinking before he speaking. David into live. Have you ever called mind when when when you are dying on stage . No, there is no forms up there. Its not the crime, everyone, its our outlook on the crime. For instance, all these murders make me appreciate all the time i spend with my loved ones because you never know when theyre going to get shot in th head. You know i actually think about that. I do think about that. I think about,if somebody i love is out, i hope they get home safely because. You do not. Yes i do. You do not think about anybody at all. Im thinking about my dog right now. That i believe. Your dog is a high target. Hes her frenchy, people stare at him looking him up and down like a piece of meat. You were kidding, but i agree. No, i love the important 911 aspect because it set a crime i progress or a death is imminent so if i called them up and said i got stabbed in the arm in theyre like stabbed in the arm past tense . Theyre like were going to Sen Police Over to arrest you for calling 911. Incredible, how is it so expensive in the cities, all th crime in portland they dont have police, everyone is runnin wild in a one bedroom is like 800,000 freight how much do these criminals make . Thats a great point again from david angelo. You are going. Youre own show on fox i jus feel it. I appreciate it. Your Letter Campaign has worked. Up next, she demands hotels remodel so the plus sized can wobble. Across nearly 160 markets. Were not a startup, but our Innovation Labs use new technologies to help keep your information secure. Were not architects, but we help build stronger communities. Were not just any bank. We are citi. My most important kitchen tool . My brain. So i choose new neuriva ultra. 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