Yeah. Yeah. My god, those make making which kids can sure scream. Anyway, its friday. You know what that means thats welcome to its guests. Grab a map because youre about to get blast in his eyes. Hansen. She is so southern she recently traded in her ipo bracey be radio, cohost mcdonald. Like most of Philly Sports fan she was the needles jersey and naked monitor approximation hos mcconnell. And finally he gets a from the refrigerator. Tomasello. We are in. The show has begun before we ge to the news, lets do this. Grades leftovers. Its leftovers. When i read the jokes we did no use that as wicked as always my first time reading these. Dont they a . Woolbright joe mackeys arms an i except for some to play twister. Lets go. Brazil has reportedly seen the advent of nudist barbershops where no one wears any close. Meanwhile uncircumcised customers have been asking for little off the top. A pair of tickets it from th performance of that president Abraham Lincoln was watching when he was assassinated. Theyve been sold for 262,000. Anyone willing to pay that much must have a hole in her head. Too soon. Like 150 years ago. Anyway, a man was gored to deat during a writing of the bulls i spain. The funeral will be a closed casket from the waist down. A come on. Terrace wouldve laughed. Thats a great joke. A white some bob we have i thin i said that wright was crowned as of the nations and has a universal representative sparking outrage in a country thats 99 percent black. Citizens of all colors came together once they realized at least a she does not have a. Penismac the lobar these days. A new ai tool that is short for Artificial Intelligence the new ai tool has been able to generate what Marilyn Monroe wouldve looked like today he i picture. I couldve done that. The National Cathedral is replaced Stained Glass featurin confederate generals with protesters that allegedly support the theme of racial justice. Itll help the cathedral save o fire insurance. Thats a good joke. It makes you think. I would prefer you laugh. Thinking is overrated. Kamala harris is incompetent qualified in the west Vice President and 40 euros accordin to voters in a daily mail pole and everyone else on the planet. They like that one. After years of anticipation, nasa has returned Asteroid Samples to earth and historic first. Not to a surprise, its a rock. Its always a rock. During the gop debate Chris Christie said he knows trump is watching because he cannot control himself. This from a guy who knows a lot about selfcontrol. Id say look in the mirror but you need more than one. Ojai california thats a place has become the first us city to recognize the legal rights of elephants. Thats if you dont count new york already allowing the view to take your. They blackwell a Social Media Influence who uses them they meatball it was charged with eight felonies after encouragin whites at her mug shot should tears running down her cheeks a the police that mightve been marinara sauced. Last week the Canadian Parliament gave a standing old to a ukrainian man who turned out to be a former nazi. House speaker anthony road apologized for his lack of Due Diligence and hope that they would not hold him against his next cats, mr. Batum peace peddler. While speaking on inflation during the bait ron desantis an spoke of a woman who had to tak food out of her basket at the checkout. To which Chris Christie replied food at . That someone take food . The will Howard Institute of virology wanted another coronavirus out late outbreak i highly likely the new strain will begin circulating as soon as doctor fauci and vincent. A British Airways pilot was filed fired after bragging abou a preflight cocaine party. Who does he think he is a biting . Earlier this year at michigan president by joins joys of tricking autoworkers on the picket line evidently theyre the same workers who are credited with assembling mike pence. Whatswrongwithyou. Wandered into a green house and ate 600 pounds of Marijuana Plants and then they wandered into a 711 and 8900 pounds of doritos. The nypd is deploying a securit robot to patrol the times squar subway station. So far its working perfectly. It successfully transmitted 12 photos of that thieves who skeletons deliver parts. And finally during an impeachment hearing thursday democrats asked Marjorie Taylor green to show pornography again as she did in previous testimon about hunters criminal behavior. Disappointing former cnn they galindez Jeffrey Toobin who was watching at home. To the news. That men his chance now its time to put on his pants to thi fake workingclass guy now has to wear a tie this week they u. S. Senate unanimously voted t restore his former dress code that means they reverse the shortlived Fetterman Road Whic allowed lawmakers to wear whatever they wanted on the senate floor. Appeasing the pennsylvania senator who is related hoodies shorts for the rest of us. Spotted to the Role Reversal an at by posting a picture of Kevi James Which was a same photo we used in their reporters snapped at this photo of him filing a suit giving two thumbs up. So why did schumer and his colleagues put himself through such needless humiliation especially mother so much necessary humiliation that they richly deserve . I guess its to avoid a buildin to nominate fetterman and then lied to the American People about his condition for the pas 18 months in other words becaus The Democrats while crime reaches of the border dissolves that they thought the well concern was making one to be doofus comfortable. As usual Data Priorities like joy behar to its hygiene. Liberal activist on edge which is formerly twitter played the trans card posting its a Culture War Resolution that men must wear a coat tie and slacks so if youre a transit, does a resolution requires you to dres a certain way . When i guess it depends if they have a penis penis. Whatever they want as long a the back covers the entire face. But really, dress codes are important because when she become lenient about that, they can only get worse. Greg wright. Look at that they have think they get the senate can do it why cant i. I guess its a fair point i nee to get that checked out. Not again. They had to blur a lot of real estate. Pete we had all these problems going on and it is so weird thi was the politicians at limit. Going to far is not when you talk about mutilating kids are fighting foreign words or let i millions of biblical immigrants its about decorum. The only thing we can get bipartisan bill passed is put close on. That is absolutely at. My office is next to yours and can attach the test thats frequently how he dresses. Fetterman delivered a case o bud light recently to the impeachment. Which seems fitting. Why is it fitting for him . He didnt expect a followup, digital . I didnt. I expect expected laughter. You were like mike pence and th debates. It laugh now. Ill let you go on this one. They can. Or care about decorum. Why dont they extend this concern to the streets with her getting mugged and be in up exactly. There the little people. Too high and too dirty to actually go vote. Im really upset that they reversed this up. Because your wardrobe is the window into your soul. So i am going to avert my eyes for the time being. I wasnt looking forward to to fetterman and tank tops in the summer and watching the reapplication of deodorant. In the middle base in that session or in his roomy Basketball Shorts cooling down his steamy junket. With an washcloth. Im serious. If you would let all of these goals in the senate dress exactly how they want two, don you think we would know that menendez was up to something if his wife dressed him. Even versace or like a purple leather matching warmup outfit. You said versace at like tha on purpose. Yes i did. Because i dont want to correct you a. Lykan showgirls. We all remember that maybe i had a small role in that. Yes i did. I was up all. Casey casey. Why did they feel it necessary this is the problem with america. We are changing all of these roles for one person. There were doing that with no cash bail we have to do it for minority of people we change thing for person and when everyone else suffers. The bull are there is nobles are. You can do whatever you want yo can get away with whatever you want you look at the riot will talk about that. And youre saying im a man of the people i want to represent the people this is how they dro dress we all know to address an look like we have a chat and a few days. He got a pomo shoulders since h believed the levitt dr. Oz. He may have steered people wron with the great copy. But we still have him and i think he wants so badly all of the senators all of these representatives that want to be celebrities and they want to be famous and influencers and are not doing their jobs. He should be addressing for his constituents and not himsel because he should be inspiring to something greater. You are very well dressed. Box is actually changing the dress code because im killing it so hard with the suit. I was going to say that fetterman does a chip on his shoulder its an intelligent bu i hope something. Tommy, terrible. We have to pussyfoot around the fact that he is disabled. When i bring it up the guy should not be senate because he is disabled. A people say how dare you say his disability makes them unabl to do his job. I am surprised they changed the law now or changed at the stress could because they let a lot of other codes go like that one that says dont marry your brother. And to immigration pureed had that when they overlook that one. I see what you did there. And with menendez, the old don sell gold bars into your suit. That one was. He actually said his excuse he said im old school. That was his excuse for the gol bars of pureed like grandma and grandpa they all to the end of the world in the event that that. I just walk around with gold in my pocket. Hes like a parrot. Thats what he shouldve said that dont make fun of his pirate heritage. How dare you. We got a bit on when a girl say shes so its decided, well park even deeper into Parking Spaces so people think theyre open. Surprise. [ laughs ] [ horn honks, Muffled Talking ] cant hear you, jerry. Sorry. Uh, yeah, can we get a system where when someones bike is in the shop, then we could borrow someone elses . No no or you can get a quote with americas numberone Motorcycle Insurer and maybe save some money while youre at it. All in favor of that. [ horn honking ] theres a lot of buttons and knobs in here. I would like to think donny osmond for that. For not doing it. The verdict they rendered cottle s at them as gender of the Michigan Supreme Court as prohibiting all judges in that state to miss jen bring anyone who comes before any court. Pass 52 with the liberal justices aborting part in the conservatives against it. True liberal justices mandated what judges can say although just a man getting should be outlawed as well. It comes after a 2021 case involving a trans woman who demanded being addressed by they , them pronounced. The states lower Court Of Appeals finally chose two that request. This Transit Madness has gone from the Girls Bathroom to the courtroom but for the purpose, that said they, them is the perfect legal strategy. If you win, you walk out a free man. If you lose, you get to go to a womens prison. Its a winwin as my stuttering uncle used to say. Are you laughing at my stuttering uncle . Hes probably watching right now. Im kidding, hes dead. That took a while. This is kind of scary to me because theres no Science Behind is it. Its all based on people demanding things in the courtroom should be immune to this. Absolutely at shed. Im surprised its happening no because demi lovato was kind of the peak of this nonsense. A few months ago, she said she was going back to using she, he instead of just a they, them because it was so exhausting an confusing. To everybody. Can you imagine how cocked out this court system is going to b when the judge is addressing someone and that the defendant goes, no, its of them and the judge goes who and its them be mike hill. As them. Who did it . So the lawyer will gowho attacked you and they did you mean there was more than one person. No they. Its like whos on first . I know our audience will understand that. They were born then. Its true. This is so illogical. This goes against common sense. It never used to be like this. That was one of the points one of the judges is that it al just have to pay more attention in the footnotes. The adjusted thing put it that they as referencing one person in whom it is. They can say plaintiff and defendant so thats a little loophole you get a little on my get. Im the one in the Orange Jumpsuit right now you know what . What work relates to a escape from . He was a low flag. The highway flighted. It know what i was going to say is mx i actually am just naive or did not know and how to it u as monks. They them would be monks got failed. Not mister. I did not know that. Mx or mocks. Im confused. This is terrible. This is basically a step toward compiling this in everyday life. Once its in the courts. Its quite dangerous a i agree, its almost like youre surprised that this is happenin now because most people are starting to wake up and say thi was a little bit silly we got goofy but there were certain places like a College Campus of the professors are still there is still acting like its a thing. We expect them to be last in line this is why i dont trust judges. Whenever a decision comes out and they say the court decided while the court decided theyre just people and a lot of them are stupid. A lot of judges are down. Youre not on the 21st floor with judge within easy for you to say. Shes a good one. Shes alright. Shes a she. You know who is good tv judges. Im not saying that. Hed be like he she thats it. Exactly. That was Something Else when i was growing up. You know what this is . People talk about freedom of speech. This is when they compelled speech that is still an attack on freedom of speech. You have a right not to say things if i were in the courtroom and i say im not going to say they and it will compel me to. Thats an attack on me. But this is what they do wha big institutions. By the way all the law students coming out to have lived in thi nonsense. The judge will see you now. Theyre used to that. Its a big in the Military Righ now. They use institutions more hierarchical like the courts is like the military where they have their freespeech rights but you kind of dough and as a result of you dont comply theres this nebulous land wel be charged or pushed out and in the meantime, the inmates run the asylum. The privates in the military or in this case the criminals can object to the use of the language on them all day long. This is an interesting point because the military is based o hierarchy. The entire premise. And because of this Identity Politics stuff, its completely flipped. You have it people the top obeying people on the bottom. Exactly. We dont need to get to the whole military things its what commanders say is the biggest problem they cant maintain the grooming standards of a private. Shape, you cant to me to shave. You ms. Gender of me and asked the commander in trouble or the judge in trouble and its all being done out of fear. They dont agree, they dont believe in the scrap there just scared. What burns me up as youll have a male rapist in Court Demandin everybody call him a she and yo have to play that charade. It makes a mockery of the whole system. I would pick a sound. You cant call me a pronoun im a sound. You have to take your pants off to make that sound. How parking can you go . Thats a great point. Although i think you took it to far. Up next and influence return do you ever feel dehydrated and need to feel better quickly . Liquid labs from force factor hydrates better and faster than water alone. And, liquid labs is delicious, easy to use and affordable. 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