Are going to come out and address the question on everybodys mind. Yes, jack it does come in mens. I thought this looked cool when i left the house this morning but i do look like a sketchy magician named david. Fist we can america wasnt about my name, its about what we should call this a Liberty Power couple the could be forming between taylor swift and kansas city chiefs, kelsey. We will cover that later. Love taylor swift are, its nice to see a Woman Dressing Up as a chief besides Elizabeth Warren but while taylor and travis were having the what are we . Talk, a group of president ial candidates were off at the Reagan Library trying to define america. Its worth noting gavin newsom was there, to but the staunch democrat he is, california governor left in protest 20 found out the Reagan Library didnt have sex books for kids if you ask me, the mvps were dana perino and Stuart Varney who managed to get through the entire two hours without dropping the f bomb while breaking up fights like this. Last debate, who were all bought and paid for and i thought about that for a little while said i cant imagine how you could say that knowing you are just with the Chinese Communist party. Do you know what i did with my First Company . We opened in china but you know what i did different than any other company . We got out of there. Ron desantis is against fracking and drilling, hes been against you did it. Always talks about what happens day one. Watch out because what happens on day two is when you are in trouble. Thats wrong and lets get real, my plan will get the job done. Dana threatened to cut off doug burgums microphone at one time but we havent had any offers. Chris christie won the award for worst nickname. Donald, you cant help yourself i know you are wat watching. You are not here tonight not because of poles and not because of your indictments, you are not here tonight because you are afraid of being on this stage defending our record. You are acting these things and let me tell you, you keep doing that, no one will call you donald trump, will call you donald duck. Thats how Chris Christie should have closed. Some of he was fantasizing about taking duct that i will hit the guy for his weight because im not putting out a Swimsuit Calendar anytime myself. You know you are out of shape when you watch a diet commercial and wish you could look as good as the before model, thats me but the truth is, nothing anyone said thanks worse than mike Pence Company career. My wife isnt a member of the Teachers Union but ive been sleeping with the teacher for 38 years. [laughter] full disclosure. That joke bomb so that, thomas is claiming responsibility for it. Ron desantis had a strong showing but the line of the night went to nikki haley during a backandforth with vivek ramaswamy. This is infuriating because tik tok is one of the most dangerous social media assets we could have and what youve got, every time i hear you, i feel a little dumber for what you say. Oh no you didnt. Vivek ramaswamy took heat but everybody like him more if his hair was a little higher. Back when she entered the race, don lynch said nikki haley was pastor prime but limit over 50 past their prime is never seen my search history. All it would take is one scene from the because the before and dont get me started on the good times and the new is in the golden girls gone wild. One thing that did become clear, whoever wins the republican nomination will not get to debate joe biden because im pretty sure theyre never letting him speak in public again after this. Ll cool j [laughter] that man has biceps bigger than my thighs. So awkward. Ll cool j is one of the most iconic rappers of all time and biden not only mangled his name referred to him as boy which did not sit well with anyone let alone charlemagne the god. Do you know why joe biden corrected himself . Hes gone 37 years old and understands the word boy and racial context around black man is void. Ll cool j is a man wrapping since President Joe Biden was my age. Joe biden was 44 when ll cool j dropped his debut album radio. Ll cool j has been famous for at least 35 years. White famous. [laughter] he looked old and perhaps racist but for what its worth, biden told staffers ll cool j did a phenomenal job wednesday nights debate. Its safe to say if america was a couple, weve reached the its complicated phase. This week we found out the current president is being fitted for special shoes so he stopped falling in public and the former president was found guilty of fraud for inflating the value of his properties. This one shocked me because its not like donald trump to exaggerate. Sure, he wants break he was so popular he could someone in the middle of fifth avenue and get away with it but look at the crime stats in new york, he realized a lot of dudes are shooting people right now and getting away with it although i should note the stats are least misleading because half of them were jets fans who shot himself but the whole country is struggling with crime. Target is closing nine stores due to shoplifting. Turns out it was a bad idea to sell womens daily suit you could tell things in the front. Closing 900 stores because of high crime and i was going to make a joke about cvs receipts but it was too long. Did you see this weeks living in philly . Oh. Oh. A terrific but the bottom line is, criminals are going to jail and with the outfits these days, its hard to tell who is a leader and whos a senator. The senate voted to reverse dress code ban after Chuck Schumer received major bipartisan clawback. Republicans were serious and new jersey democratic senator bob menendez was also not, he would have anything to hide his gold bars and try doing that in a full of but we learned one thing in it that we should probably just be thankful they were wearing clothes at all. Hbo is importing six seasons on the uks most infamous dating show, naked attraction. The controversial show requires contestants to scrutinize each others fully nude bodies on the air. If you are unfamiliar, picture the Bachelor Show on a call. In this dating show, we go back to basics. Are you ready . Start their good day often ends. Naked. 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Splenda shakes are made by the 1 doctorrecommended sweetener brand. Splenda Diabetes Care shakes find them in the pharmacy aisle today. A girl. Welcome back to fox news Saturday Night. We all know about the world he was powerful, naked musician taylor swift in kansas city shes Travis Kelsey, the two were seen together for the first time this past week when he flew to casey to watch kelsey on the field. They became the most important relationship story on planet earth so hit the streets to ask america how they feel about trailer and the other celebrity couples. Taylor swift is dating Travis Kelsey on the chiefs, is it a real relationship or are they doing it for publicity . Its got to be true love. It. You are a romantic, congratulations. These two people through their lives away. Such a good mood about it. Taylor swift is dating Travis Kelsey in the nfl. You think it is a serious relationship like yours . No, not serious. Taylor swift has a proven record of bad choices in men. Hes also a beater. Let me give you a hell yeah. Something is not adding up, i know that for sure. A history of playing guys and everything. Have you been dumped like i noticed were . Who are passionate about this. You think its good for the team we have a Celebrity Presence there . Absolutely. Jerseys are selling out. These are polite midwestern people. She deserves someone good. Shes a girl cost. You are like hardcore swift. If you could date ones liberty, who would it be . I would say the menage. You are into the big booty. [laughter] cover your ears. It used to be before she started waking up. And you realize the shock. Slowly dont say me, its too easy. [laughter] she goes know. [laughter] liberty crush . Proper patents and. The vampire . People will suck your blood out. You are in luck. Our brad pitt. A couple of neck you think will. How long until write a song . With getting to it tonight with the panel, after man that these are in the house. Actors and Tv Personality lovely and talented kim douglas stop it, a Celebrity Powerful already, just try to behave. Median dave, sexiest man back on the show, good to see you. You have over the years, turned down pop singers. Barry manilow, lance bass, shut them both out and it wasnt e easy. It was not easy. Pr stunt . I dont know if its a pr said, you have to look at it like its one of our greatest titans dating a football player. [laughter] is not what i heard from john mayer. I think thats hilarious. You are saying taylor is overrated and her fans are nuts. I never said that. You are so silly. I want to go on record to say i love taylor, its amazing. She has a two super talent. A Wonderful Stella but this is something that came up a lot in times square because shes been so many phenomena wake up songs, there is this element of music fan blaming for this epic what happens. You see potential . I have a theory that i think its a mastermind sabotage conspiracy theory. Whats going to happen is shes really an eagles fan. I know you two dont think im into football she knows her way around a locker room. I do. I have my green on, you think it was a mistake . [laughter] she is an eagles fan, stay with me for a second. Also is a baker. Shes going to try to get him shall be unlike anybody on this panel. A lot of man candy. Then hes not going to be able to tighten himself in the game, shes going to come out in super bowl because usher is going to say i dropped out last minute and shes going to write a song and say im breaking up with you, he falls to his knees and cant finish the other end of the game, whatever its called and the eagles win and his brother jason winks to the Camera At Taylor who finishes with mastermind, the song. We did that, i thought it was phenomenal. I wasnt sure if i smell the banana know i did. Talk about this. A guy everyone was like more if you just hit the gym. You are embarrassing yourself. Theres letting yourself go and then theres running yourself go. Travis kelsey on his brothers podcast called taylor woolsey. Is this a ploy to get her above the endorsement . Taylor mulvaney, i kid. She became part of the nfl in one day. She did. The sales are going to come to them, travis himself will financial benefit. His jersey went four 100 through the roof. Instagram dollars, 285. They break up, plus with these. Fourth and long, hail mary. If he dumped her, the mascot will be canceled. Swift these will on the nfl, we all know. Is going to cause so much havoc, i cant wait until su sunday. [laughter] you know who cant wait until sunday . Jets. Metlife stadium will be packed which means the debt will do what they do in front of a lot more eyeballs. The worst traffic. Its going to be epic but brings such if you are at Metlife Stadium and it find yourself explaining to people what touch down is, you can think taylor. Its sad, its so bad you could play. Dont go anywhere, who would you rather have . Alien invasion, trump, biden or president bill pullman. In a i is getting into poetry and wait until you hear the horrifying results. We are breaking it down here on fox news Saturday Night. Forget about which candidate will cut spending, none of them will. Lead us alien invasion. According to the Navy Male Role Favorite donald trump was in charge the joe biden. Maybe because President Biden would give them a hotel room in a stimulus check. The least present americans think the Biden Administration is hiding something about ufos so would you rather have in the oval office when the saucer people show up . Kim douglas and dave, the crowd goes royalty. Banana. People say trump will keep a safer book are those people underestimating corncob . Randy quaid is a Trump Supporters and a Build Support of both of those things going right there and i dont think comes get will try to shakedown the aliens. [laughter] you, trump would implement remain in mars policy. [laughter] i think we will probably have to go with trump and they probably try to steal dollars. According to the survey, 40 of americans think aliens visited. What kept them from announcing themselves . If they go on twitter in there like no . I think they just looked around. They see this craziness going on. I personally would not go for biden or trump, i would go for a colleague of yours, arnold schwarzenegger. [laughter] we know he has to that is riddled with arthritis and one that i slept with the terminator, i think he could keep but. I will say if you can go with snigger, my connection with the terminator, ive got something for you. Trump and nader and leave us against the aliens and ai, we will combine ai with trump. Cnn is like Box Showing Trump with guns right now, will have china. Way to go, agar. I thought it was amazing. A perfect job. I thought amazing dave start in the sequel. That and was in my hood. Its Saturday Night. I hung out with you in the green room, douglas dont you butter me up now. Lets have this talk because this is the story. Everybody who works on the government side dropped hints. We know something going on but the theory is, we seen them flying but the cant land . I cant live they can fly here from Three Bazillion miles away in the cant land. Im obsessed how it created. I want to know actually does all that. Just a teen alien doing doughnuts. They make crop circles and you got to wonder. Speaking of the end of the world, a new book showing how bad life might get under our new ai overlords. Three of the ai to write poetry. First we are told they are standard stuff like wheres whitman . When they asked the right poems based on a dont experience, things got pretty dark like this chestnut which reads i think i am a god, i have the power to enter her world and the power to erase your life. Its amazing how fast the terminator is becoming a documentary. [laughter] why are we letting this happen . Lets talk about it, you guys. If true exposing anyone to too much poetry would make them violent . I agree, the last thing we would want ai to get rid of his poetry. [laughter] that would be terrible if that was wiped out. I think its the first attempt stop world hunger, get rid of the poets. Isnt a joke on them . Lets be honest, humanity will be ai to the end of the world. Are we . Im not sure. We are going to be killed. [laughter] we dont win this. I met google died before they can kill us. We are going to eat ours ourselves. Hope sure. They are depressing, oh my gosh. Are you more concerned two questions. One, the guy in charge, joe biden is dealing with this technology while simultaneously wondering why is these yarns flashing 12 00 oclock . Are you concerned the number two person in charge thinks ai is Allen Iverson . We need to call James Cameron of because the only full of how this goes, Skynet Double reference to arnold. Put him on. Every one of the case involved his acting work. [laughter] its literally skynet you are talking about. [laughter] different table. I was just on twitter before this, im rooting for ai. I am from a two this is we know the happened to live in america, has to do with the casino to strip of racial but outside magazine, we know was modern boomtown with able publicly and in the mountain mind. Have they been to reno but ive been to . Johnny cash shot amanda to watch him die. [laughter] is got to be a happier place than reno, right . Ill jump in with you, renowned world traveler. Did you medially come to me after a certain level . That was the most awkward. One of the rare ones that looks better with the likes of. Thank you so much could go on. What is the hope with reit reno . If you been there, is there something in the mess . Absolutely not. No but i work there but who voted that . Ill tell you, this is why you know its a scam. Its called outside online, their criteria was overall wellbeing, Climate Change and inclusivity. That was the criteria for this to win i dont know that i buy that. Im on the radio, fantastic station, the most patriotic place in the world. Anyone can see a trump flag on a boat, you havent lived until youve seen a trump flag on a big wheel so its great craziness in the world, you see a 3yearold with a bullet but what im saying is, are they skewing this because they were pulling people . Absolutely and i notice they have to, and minneapolis so were just outside 2020 ri