Transcripts For FOXNEWSW Gutfeld 20240704

Enemies in the front of your cohost on the bottom line. The Army Corps Of Engineers helped design his molars. Cohost of our samples weekend. Not to brag but she also has le to indictments. Contributor. Finally even his biceps have biceps. [applause]. All right before we get to some news stories, lets do t this. Gregs leftovers, yall, we need jokes reading you this again as always is my first tim reading these. So if they suck i will be drew maggi with a pillowcase full of oranges until his face is unforgettable and delayed denta records to verify his body. Here we go. Justin trudeau and his wife are separating after 18 years. It just goes to show the challenges of an interracial marriage. Hold on a second. Many have focused on his face and not the thing to our left. Do you see . Pirates, correct me. Thats a man sticking his tongu out. Yes. Right . Right . This is now we been making fun of this blackface photo fou years, and it just occurred to me theres Something Else going on here. Yeah the that we totally totally ignored his i never ignore to always Pay Attention to the background because that is usually where the killer is. So in this case that was what that that was on the creepiness was about to begin. That explains the voice. Lets move on. Detroit police found over 100 cans at the home of an elderly man after they received complaints of a pervasive urine smell. Turns out it was the cats who called the cops. Not our fault. Squad member Johan Omar Appeare at an event tuesday night to celebrate her state legalizatio of recreational cannabis. And share story of the time she got so high she married her brother. Just a joke. Although she never corrected that. This week a truck still covered in arkansas highway in nacho cheese. Too bad this didnt happen in california. They could have called crow have called chips. Set out to er wilcox. Finger lissow is being sued for harassing Backup Dancers who allege she pressured them into eating bananas protruding from shippers reginas. Its a shocking allegation that any of them were eating fruit. The complaint also says rizzo was reinforcing the were stereotypes about the dancers when she should have been reinforcing the stage. The chairwoman of the somali Athletics Proration is under fire after these lofty Hundred Meter Dash by ten seconds. She is also wonderful because its somalia. Thats how you tell a joke. During episode of the view Whoopi Goldberg detailed the challenges of having sex in a pool. Meanwhile advizex ted danson said their relationship with a challenge, trying to avoid pool. Still, she says, she prefers pools or sex and those because she doesnt need to worry about anybody throwing harpoons. Oh, you know, thats too far. Thats too ideas on that. But keep the joke in, because its good. Dwarves in the thalamus we are complying about Hugh Grant Bein Cast as an palou but in the upcoming film wolkoff go specifically that cgi had been used to enlarge grants head. In famous and fairness is more famous for getting a little h head. Never forget, the anniversary i coming up. Never forget. After spending more than 14 grand for a custom made kolli custom, a manager pinterest fro himself into a dog. To celebrate his achievement he drink some champagne out of a toilet. And he says the best part about being a dog now no one cares when he licks his own balls. A 33yearold boy broke the Guinness World record for the Worlds Largest mouth, which prompted a special phone call from bill clinton. [applause]. The benefits of a mature audience. Finally recently conducted survey had asked people what makes the perfect sandwich, and the only correct answer is, a woman. Fozcoo, its a compliment. To the news, trumps Support Enlarges after more bogus charges on and to sport the support trump is getting his obamas wedding long after another round of indictments fo everything from Instructor Proceedings removing tabs for mattresses, trumps number just continue to rise in the more that was in witchhunts with the greatest chance of winning the hobucken nomination for president , grandma, and oscar and nme, and ultimately the white house in 2024. Ive done the math. If he gets indictable more time to heal be more popular than its not just me saying it, although that will be enough reason to believe it. Even barack obama is scared tha donald trump could win another term. And usually the only thing that scares barack is michelle. In late june obama reportedly had a private lunch with joe, which is rare. Joe usually only eat lunch with the nurse or people want to bribe him. Apparently obama was pretty shaken up killing old joe is concerned about trumps political strength is loyal following, and trump friendly conservative media ecosystem. Joe was so alarmed, there were few months when he actually seemed to recognize obama. And one essential could be a more formidable candidate than Many Democrats realize. He then said he had to get home before michelle notices hes gone. Then you got the polls showing no sign of the trump support waning. Even mayor pete cant slow down this train. The latest New York Times Siena College poll shows trump waitin his lead over ron desantis. Ryan izzo distraught he is thinking of sending himself to marthas vineyard. 5470 percent of likely revokin primary voters, no one else eve comes, but thats because your truly hasnt announced. [applause]. No, no. No, no, no. Too many skeletons in this closet. And i mean, real skeletons. And the cherry on top of trump best week ever, that the brian archer hearing detailing that biden remember that old thing that happened by this . Time flies and democrats are indicting their only challenger over a speech. Yeah, talk on timing. Is not as coincidental as a dru dog sniffing hunters luggage. Then as joe pilot point circle trumps first impeachment shoul be vacated, because the Dems Minor The Rules by not allowing republicans to call their own witnesses. Which may have included the brian archer. Change the fact that trump was proven right on that perfect phone call. So all this spells out trumps best week ever. Leading to make it better is a sale on self Tanner Conner and another two or three indictment another two or three indic indictments. Pete, youre more looks great. Thank you. Euro well tanned. Over boots, your Little Pocket square, everything about you. Is a critique . Yes. Should they vacate the first impeachment . I know they would but it seems like there is grounds for it. It certainly does. You talk about the phone call. Phone calls about. Should look into this biden guy. Yes pete yanitys deals they are doing . Remember trump was remember when he started saying, where i hunter . Yeah . Where is hunter. And no one knew who hunter was. Yes. Who is hunter . But he knew. Right. It was an open secret inside washington, d. C. , this is a Dirty Doubledealing family. Right. And they stumbled their way when obama chose them in south carolina. Then he became the candidate they did a bunch of deals when they thought he would be a candidate, and now theyre stuc with him. When it comes to trump, its al eyes under investigation, impeachment, indictment to wait until they imprison him. You think is polar was a high now, try thats where they want to go on this inevitably, so it is a good week for trump for all the wrong reasons. Mrk its true, we could ha have talk about the greatest finale of any movie ever, dagan the president gets elected, in jail. They have to come and unlock h him, and he goes, i pride myself. I pardon myself. Off he goes. What do you think . Clearly the more his adversary, his enemies, even hi competitors go after him, suffering a stronger hes getting. It is like cosmically your pumping him for peptide and Human Growth Hormone and mountain dew. Yeah easy all at the same time these and i just think about this old adage we just read this book, show, dont t tell. What is meant to march again into a courthouse and hold his head high with fortitude, and really, really not just the people who support him but his family. Yeah. And that speaks more than hi republican competitors were lik in the face of adversity, i will be really fierce when i have to face our enemies. That doesnt saying that means nothing. Seeing it says it all. Right. And again, it is one of the republican nominees has ever served to a ham sandwich. Yeah. Youre talking of the fact that hes vegetarian please, of course. Years. You know, kat i was before and like putting myself. I know you do. This election is in between trump and biden is between trum versus the entire political establishment. The machine that fix everything from indictments to impeachment to elections. What say you . The same poll you side with trump and dasantis. To me the thing that stood out the most was that in a headtohead between trump and dasantis, trevor gott 22 percen even, among voters who believe he is committed serious federal crimes. Which is still bigger than the 70 percent dasantis gets ove overall. Right. So they would prefer a criminalize trump. I didnt suprum months that dasantis is not going to happen. Everyone try to make him happen. Hes like jeff bush to. 0. And thats exactly what is happening here. People want him to be a thing. Is not going to be a thing. It sucks, though, because is a great governor. He got too involved in the Culture Royals the economy is a issue. He got really obsessed with the disney thing, Culture Royals stuff these are not talking about that go next up, trans attacks. No, kidding. Know youre not. Ha, ha, ha. Tyrus, what do you make of this week . Its a bittersweet week. I think joe rogan, who is not, it would be, i would say, frame as a trump or yeah p talked about how shocked he is at whats going on, and how it making people support trump tha normally wouldnt. And thats the thing, there is the think that these huge numbers are coming from his b base, but its not. Its coming from people who relate. Who see this, who are tired of this. Because whether you like it or not hes change things. s transparent bar now we make jokes about you by one of hunters horrible paint is if you buy enough of them eventually you or one of your kids who never wanted nothing will get a job at the white house, ambassador or whatever. Like thats how it worked. And that was the microcosm, all things work in china, ukraine, romania. Is the same thing. You give him a big salary, he tells me who paid, and then i will influence and give jobs to you. Thats how the whole system works. Trump didnt do that because he came out saying, i dont need your money, i remember when he tried to give them to you try t give me money, you still owe me money. And so he change things. So we are seeing they are so hyped over him that they are literally putting journalists o the street corners like prostitutes waiting for a trump card to go by so they can get a look. I mean, its literally what it come down to. And all thats doing is galvanizing Everyday People who normally dont care who are l like, this is outrageous. There was opportunity for this president to be a pretty becaus if he was truly concerned about the American People and keeping democracy, you have a trial after the election was a difference . Whats he going to make an amount of joe bidens mouth. But the problem is its not about getting him. Theyre going to get one becaus theres so many but the two im concerned with the one in georgia and the one in your because they are not federal. So you cant pardon those the other ones where they could be pardoned. There was opportunity for him t say that the police are but he knows if we are not talking about this, all of his laundry with hunter is allowed in the streets. And we all see it now. And the whole week confirmed it. Is like direct testimony, indictment. Plea deal falls apart, indictment. They are not even try not even hiding it now. We got to move on. This is like spray on. It was a twoforone sale. Hes got indian and his family. Where orange is the sign. Up next why one liberal brain said he earned our disdain. Tv try Tide Power Pods with 85 more tide in every pod. Who needs that much more tide . Crashing Sounds everyones gonna need more tide. Its a mess out there. Thats why theres 85 more tide in every power pod. See . Baby ah. When moderate to Severe Ulcerative Colitis takes you off course. Put it in check with rinvoq, a oncedaily pill. When i wanted to see results fast, rinvoq delivered rapid Symptom Relief and helped Leave Bathroom urgency behind. Check. When uc tried to slow me down. I got lasting, steroidfree remission with rinvoq. Check. And when uc caused Damage Rinvoq came through by visibly repairing my colon lining. Check. Rapid Symptom Relief. Lasting steroidfree remission. And the chance to visibly repair the colon lining. Check, check, and check. Rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. Serious infections and blood clots, some fatal; cancers, including lymphoma and skin cancer; death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. People 50 and older with at least 1 Heart Disease risk factor have higher risks. Dont take if allergic to rinvoq as serious reactions can occur. Tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. Put uc in check and keep it there with rinvoq. Ask your gastroenterologist about rinvoq and learn how abbvie can help you save. Yeah go yeah, all right, all right, all right, slow down. Slowdown. An antitrump or his and epiphany and wonders, could the idiot the me . New york times a better writer david brooks said shockwaves through the leftwing establishment this week by asking a simple question what if we are the bad guys here . , we, being the from heading in this class include the media whose on their know that every american spark in his latest column burst conclude the answe is yes. Arguing he and for luis cruz so detached from reality that the rise of trumpism was inevitable. And you could hear the Horrifie Stream Forks and espresso cups dropping from a mile away. He details how the progressive requests saw themselves as more superior save yours, and that Trump Supporters were just drooling fools, riding, the idea that we are all in this together was replaced with the reality that the educated class lives in a world up here, and nobody else is forced into a world down there. Members of our class hours publicly speaking up for the marginalized, but somehow we always end up Building Systems that serve ourselves. Those same progressives, driven by ego and hungry for power, no dominate the media, politics an major corporations. Cluelessly lecturing while thei city burn, pushing the defundin of police, and murdering americas most Popular Beer By Hiring A Gibbering Goofball in skirt. Yeah. [applause]. Brooks added, likely leaks, we use language to recognize on another and exclude others, using words like problematic, cisgender, latinx and sectional. Its a shortterm that youve got cultural capitol coming out of your ears. Meanwhile members of the left educated class have to walk on eggshells because of the it was stable five years ago now get you fired. So when trump came along offering a voice to the voiceless he became the threat. But now they are getting a tast of their own medicine, and shockingly, forcing what he s said, david brooks has yet to b snatched from the street and dumped into a Windowless Bank O murdered by hillary clinton. [laughter] peter barca, you k know, the night is still young. They can, why is he admitting this now . Whats driving this wheel . By the way, he does explain wha tyrus said in the last block. I hate this article. Because, number 1, he is speaking to the Super Elite School and they are hearing wha hes preaching. Let me explain myself. By the very fact that im exploring this, i am even pondering that we might be, ba guys, that makes me and us not just good guys but super great guys, that i am having this moment of self reflection. But this is not lasting. Because at the end of the day they are all ponderous, condescending pricks. And they will always be that. He dismisses. At the end of the piece he dismisses the entire purpose. Trump need to go to jail. And he asked the question, whe will we ever stop behaving in ways that make trumpism inevitable closecue um never. Because in the article he goes into how few people, Dengue Percent of College Graduates graduate from the super elite 1 schools. You know what, two thirds of people in this country dont have college degrees. Thats the two thirds of the nation that you are utterly dismissing. And the paltry little free time that working americans have, they have been two questions you got enough ice . And did you fill er up . Thats all america cares about. Right. Tire is . Care to add anything . Desk tyrus, cade sweatt any anything . Please i pride myself and alway feeling her up. Filling her up. You asked the question. Pete, you know what im talking about. You dont want a halfempty cup. He got deported in. Yeah you got deported. Halfempty cup with guests over thats embarrassing. Not in my household. I wont have it. You know, i can relate to what the good man is trying to say. Its like having a narcissistic mother, you know. Do i love too much . Did i try too hard . Was i wanting you to have decor may look good at school just to much for you . So and thats what this is. Thats what they get is saying. And if it wasnt for me being s giving, and just virtuous and perfect, the Sublime Never Woul Have came in. But i can compete with the ugliness and evil, because it i hard to be this way. And you cant. And ive done everything i coul for you, pete. Not my fault. Its not my fault. Its my fault for loving you to much, even though your deplorable. Yes. Pat, did you read the article and feel the same way . Well, okay, i am not a liberal. Im also not a conservative. I do know how it feels to have people just who are going to hate you no matter what you do. And at a certain point like, should i kill myself . Like you just dont want to kee listening to them. And i think that all of these people, the way they see trump is that if you voted for trump youre a bad person. It doesnt mean if you support every thing he does or even i will still get it for people because i work here. Yes. Im associating with people who voted for trump, so that makes me a bad person, and is like yo are normalizing trump. I mykala do, half the country voted for this guy, right . So how can you say the your worthless irredeemable human being or seeing half the countr is also being human, and that makes you a good person . Get over yourself. Yes. Yes. We just being honest. It drives me insane, and they see themselves as like good people. Is like no youre not what you want to do the work to improve yourself. You want to take we are already are and spencer your much bette than anybody else but you not much better than anybody. Youre better than everybody. Everyone. I was driving we were driving back from a week at the beach where i was using myself tanner. What were you wearing . Is called the sun, greg, check it out. My wife is reading this article because i was driving. Kids were yelling. And its amazing how he read, you go oh, hes getting it. Oh, okay, david brooks, the antitrumper, who used to be a conservative, by the way, has been discomfort years bashing trump. Maybe this is a conversion moment. And then the last three paragraphs is, you all are idiots. It is margaret it easier to understand why the last educate class people came to trump. I love the last line, though opal when really stop behaving ways that make trump inevitable post you cant. Their student work. Different senses away from criminality and lawlessness tha they endorse, and then they wonder why everyone else is based off about it. Yeah. So, of course, they are goin to keep creating trump pick and i think this is to give the nod to my kids were young in th back, this is why trump is the goat. You will see many athletes resting in sports without drug testing. ambience of room, crickets, Scrolling Content on phone theyre off from school, but not really home. Images and videos. Social media, finetuned to suck them in. And steal them away. Alone you cant stop it. Together we will. We have a plan. Join us. sometimes, the lows of Bipolar Depression feel darkest before dawn. With caplyta, theres a chance to let in the lyte™. Caplyta is proven to deliver significant relief across Bipolar Depression. Unlike some medicines that only treat bipolar i, caplyta treats both bipolar i and ii depression. And in clinical trials, Movement Disorders and weight gain were not common. Call your doctor about sudden mood changes, behaviors, or suicidal thoughts. Antidepressants may increase these risks in young adults. Elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke. Report fever, confusion, stiff or uncontrollable muscle movements which may be life threatening or permanent. These arent all the serious side effects. Caplyta can help you let in the lyte™. Ask your doctor about caplyta find savings and support at caplyta. Com. Our ears connect us to the moments that matter. Give them the nutrients they need with lipo. Its formulated with ingredients clinically shown to protect your ears from dizziness, ear ringing, and even hearing loss. Never miss a moment with lipo flavonoid. A story in five words. A story in five words, horsford drugtaking athletes. All right, titer, an italian businessman, probably the best people on earth. Peter of spain businessman kicking psp why not . He better say yes or your walking the street and speedo. And shrimp is my pleasure to a commission compete with olympic called the enhanced gains. Tires rather than a drug tested. They are going to have tracking people swimming, Weight Lifting Gymnastics and combat sports. Im excited to see athletes tha will all look like randi weingarten. Yeah. Yeah thats man and woman. Man and woman both. Market this will be fun. You know, when i was playing theres nothing more irritating than hearing a guy talk, especially guy you played against and he was being with you to find out he was cheating and you couldnt bother search across the board, Everybody Juice up and lets get weird, why not . At this point why not. Because then at least its a fair Playing Field because all we are seeing in every sport, even cycling, a guy with one ball could still juice. And, hey, the ladies a chance now. You know, the literatures up with testosterone. Forget about having kids and long hair but juice up and mayb can win against a trans woman i a swim meet bunker so yeah why not, let the games begin. And, of course, make sure you have contingency plans for others and athletes you have when the house exploded 35. It is true, though, pete, it is like maybe Lance Armstrong was ahead of his time. And yet they made him take his ball and go home. He just wanted to say, ball and go home. That was it. [applause]. That was why we did this whole segment. No its not its not. As soon as i said lance, did yo see the twinkle in his eye . He said, as soon as he said Lance Armstrong will ooh, i got a ball joint. My body, my choice. This is just the tour dde france in the 90s and olympics in the 80s. Sermons . Is german, russian, whatever it was like they were juicing. Sexiest man alive they were. The enhanced gains. I am with tyrus. Id watch this picture what are the absolute limits of Human Performance when totally juiced up we dont know . We havent seen it. Lets watch. You know, ken, you dont watch sports. This will get you to watch sports, right . It will be like watching a monster movie. 1,000 percent. And i know people say this is messed up. They are not like forcing you t do drugs, they just saying you can if you want. I think is messed up that peopl were forced to get vaccinated i order to keep their jobs only, that wasnt really your choice. Exactly. Thank you. And i just love australia. Yeah. So do i. I have never met a single bo australian in my life you and their polish empires or something to behold. So, dagan, we do this in media. We do this in media. Publishing, tv, everybody is on caffeine and adderall. You dont want to go up against somebody like in publishing whe they are on all these prescription drugs. Made cream you. Hate them red bull and sudafed. Red bull and sudafed. But when i saw the headline on this i thought it was something different. I thought it would be like. Hits and cake stands. And then you back but its a competition and you like let people loose in a Grocery Store in a country, like australia, and you have to find certain things high and drunk. Thats an interesting thing. I had an idea for a show like that where people are your political topic from left and right and then you take a break for three hours while everybody does drugs, and they come back. And then you have a murder. Yeah. Would change the world. , manque who you calling deplorable closecue. [applause]. Clap for murder. Club for murder, thats a friday offense friday audience. Clopping for homicide. All right, coming up we answer your question with wives like lessons. [ music ]. Yep, you are watching mailin it in. Welcome to millington go you write, i read. And be by a cottage in the sout of france, berlin happens for many years. By them long going anywhere, already living in argentina. Argentina. Under the alias steve doocy. Here we go. Miss, panda asks, what is something you would never do regardless of how much money wa offered . Im going to go with you kat because, i dont know. I am trying to think of something. Oh, come on. Like lie. You wouldnt like . Like pretend Say Something i dont really think. Thats a good one. Good for you. Well done. [applause]. Dagan please mark what did you want realistic . Like i would never give somebod a pedicure with my mouth. Oh, Mike Gallagher i would d that for like A Thousand Dollar he is im with you. I am with you. Its like somebody whos beautiful but it is like a homeless guys toes, no way he a homeless guy tow, Pedicure Homeless Guy Tow with my mouth, i have a million dollars. Per tow hole. So given the state of homeless person, youre talking 5 million maximum penile door for 250 grand. Really . You dont hide your. What was else is there Something Else you wouldnt do . Vote for democrat tyrus don see Whoopi Goldberg. Fine, sonny. Yeah there will be no view or g. There is no amount of money. Ha, ha, ha, that would be something to not watch. Yeah. Ha, ha. A lot of crying. What historical event would you like to have attended or been a part of kitchee im goin to go to you, pete, and dont say january 6th. I was actually there. Im going to say january 7th. Also there. I would love to be there for the last supper. That will be a very juicy momen to be there for. Beyond good behavior, though. I am not the betrayer guy. Year. What about you, tyrus . Historical event you would have liked to attended. This agreement i would like wer attending . Of all the horrible events i wouldve to attended, they woul have made me leave, yeah, declaration of independence. , how did he get in . Closecue. So has to be something more recent. The man on the moon, id like t have been able to see that. That wouldve been nice because then we would know if i was real. With understanding would happen, what is his big doing in the Ship Closecue people, we are really slowing down in our little module there. Holy bleep . Kat. Ground control large black man. Told them we need something outside. Go, you tell them. And ill just close the door. There laughing at murder again. And racism. We made it, america. This is a historic moment that im here for. Yes. Kat p, i mean, that whole big week that jesus had pyk that wa a big week. You guys what im talking about, with easter . Because i love that i am not religious, and maybe if i start and end which is real, maybe i would be super rich hosting fox inferencing going to, i have a whole life ahead of me. Im not against it. I just have questions. Im not sure. Is like yeah you like to i like to know. Thats all you need, by the way. I would like to have been at th theater when abe lincoln was shot so i concern, tran17 aim to watch out. No wonder youre glaring at me. All right, dagan. I got a feeling its going t be a beheading. The creation of earth. Nice. A good one. What if this is just a swirling what do you call that . A never ending loop, and they was there any beginning or end. And we just live our lives over and over again . Except In My Next Life Lb bu without the orange glow. You get to be me for that haircut. All right, up next, conservatives are dismissed on fake bestseller list. C [applause]ar. Great show. Just by switching. Ooooh, let me put a reminder on my phone. On the top of the pile oh. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. I used to wait to run my dishwasher til it was super full. Now i run it daily. Weekdays weekends you might think thats wasteful, but its not. Even half loads use 80 less water than handwashing. Saving 130 on utilities. Cascade. Dare to dish differently. Remember the things you loved. Before asthma got in the way . Fasenra is an addon treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. Its designed to target and remove them and helps prevent asthma attacks. Fasenra is not for sudden Breathing Problems or other eosinophilic conditions. Allergic reactions may occur. Dont stop your Asthma Treatments without talking with your doctor. Tell your doctor if your asthma worsens. Headache and sore throat may occur. Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Get back to better breathing. Ask your doctor about fasenra. Businesses need 5g solutions today. Thats why they choose tmobile for business. Mlb partners with tmobile to not only enhance the fan experience, but to advance how the game is played. Aaa relies on tmobiles network to stay connected nationwide, so they can help get their members back on the road. And were helping pano ai innovate, to stop the spread of wildfires. Nows the time to see what americas largest 5g network can do for your business. vo ninetytwo percent of students in highneeds schools cant afford essential School Supplies. Subaru and our retailers are there to help by giving millions of dollars in funding along with School Supplies students need. We call it the Subaru Love Promise and we are proud to be the largest corporate supporter of adoptaclassroom. Org. Its just one of the reasons forbes ranked subaru the number one automotive brand for social impact. Subaru. More than a car company. Inspirational Music [narrator] Wounded Warrior project helps post9 11 veterans realize whats possible. With Generous Community support. Aaron, how you doing buddy . [narrator] we bring warriors together and empower them to become stronger inside and out. Its possible to begin healing to get the help you need. To find peace. [narrator] and as each warriors needs evolve, so do we. Because these last 20 years are just the beginning. Wounded warrior project has been with me every step of my journey. Theyve helped me realize its possible to rise to the top again. Its possible to get the help i need for me and my family. Its possible to hate pushups again. To feel understood. To begin healing both inside and out. To feel like myself again. And now i know anything is possible. gentle music nobodys watching late on friday night, we are going to chat about the New York Times are a bunch of pastors. They screwed me over on the bestselling new book. Debuted at number six on the New York Times chart even though it sold more copies than the books that were rank higher than that. I have this little chart. I have a chart that shows that you can see it. [laughter] that just happen to you. Air did. Exact same thing happen to me, i sold the most books i was number three on the list. Thats happen to me too, i thought it because it was black i feel better pick. No is because you work at fox in your blood. I made the list still. Yeah laughter. [applause] i mean, the thing that sucks the most about it for me is there is really won political chapter in my book, it is a book by a human for humans about human things. And i think a lot of people wouldve found helpful or enjoyed about the book they need to make assumptions about it. Do you know pete, it happens all the time, it is almost a corrupt system, without transparency what does that sound like to you . Our Election System . By the way i you enjoying the book it is for sale everyone lets get it to number one,. It did not happen to me mine was number one. Why was your is number one for a month . What was your is number one . They have no people great. It is a black box it is an algorithm only they control with a bunch of the elites. And they choose who they want. Of course your number one they can get that to you cannot be the king of late night in number one. I had to make a choice. [applause] real quick, here is the thing, this is where some black thinking will help you and get through these troubling times. I gave 0 about being number one in new york because my bank account said i was number one because i was number one on amazon and barnes noble flick among. My book is still top in something. So i am bringing in cash New York Times i dont live here and keep it. [laughter] [applause] i always feel i feel embarrassed for the New York Times, because part of what they do is to placate employees. They dont want the employees to be mad. Fox news, anger, or talent, or persons, book is number one then youre feeding the beast by letting that happen. The you go, all right, she did three voices there. Dont go away well be right back. So you can improve your business however you see fit. Rosie used part of her refund to build an outdoor patio. Clink dr. Marshall used part of his refund to give his practice a facelift. Emily used part of her refund to buy. I run a wax museum. Let Innovation Refunds help you get started on your erc tax refund. Stop waiting. Go to innovationrefunds. Com you really got the brows. man what if my Type 2 Diabetes takes over . woman what if all i do isnt enough . Or what if i can do diabetes differently . avo now you can with onceweekly mounjaro. Mounjaro helps your body regulate blood sugar, and mounjaro can help decrease how much food you eat. 3 out of 4 people reached an a1c of less than 7 . Plus people taking Mounjaro Lost up to 25 pounds. Mounjaro is not for people with Type 1 Diabetes or children. Dont take mounjaro, if youre allergic to it, you or your family have medullary thyroid cancer, or multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2. Stop mounjaro, and call your doctor right away, if you have an allergic reaction, a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, vision changes, or diabetic retinopathy. Serious side effects may include pancreatitis and gallbladder problems. Taking mounjaro with sulfonylurea or insulin raises low blood sugar risk. Tell your doctor if youre nursing, pregnant, or plan to be. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea which can cause dehydration and may worsen kidney problems. woman i can do diabetes differently with mounjaro. avo ask your doctor about onceweekly mounjaro. We are out of time,. [applause] good evening i am Trace Gallagher 11 00 p. M. On the east coast it oclock in los angeles, this is americas late news. Fox news at night. Breaking tonight, new evidence the cartel control the border these drone images show what appeared to be a Cartel Member carrying a rifle leading a group of migrants across the rio grande with 0 resistance. A former Police Officer now crying foul, because he got prison time for committing lesser crimes than hundred biden got a sweetheart plea deal. We