Enemies in the front of your cohost on the bottom line. The Army Corps Of Engineers helped design his molars. Cohost of our samples weekend. Not to brag but she also has le to indictments. Contributor. Finally even his biceps have biceps. [applause]. All right before we get to some news stories, lets do t this. Gregs leftovers, yall, we need jokes reading you this again as always is my first tim reading these. So if they suck i will be drew maggi with a pillowcase full of oranges until his face is unforgettable and delayed denta records to verify his body. Here we go. Justin trudeau and his wife are separating after 18 years. It just goes to show the challenges of an interracial marriage. Hold on a second. Many have focused on his face and not the thing to our left. Do you see . Pirates, correct me. Thats a man sticking his tongu out. Yes. Right . Right . This is now we been making fun of this blackface photo fou years, and it just occurred to me theres Something Else going on here. Yeah the that we totally totally ignored his i never ignore to always Pay Attention to the background because that is usually where the killer is. So in this case that was what that that was on the creepiness was about to begin. That explains the voice. Lets move on. Detroit police found over 100 cans at the home of an elderly man after they received complaints of a pervasive urine smell. Turns out it was the cats who called the cops. Not our fault. Squad member Johan Omar Appeare at an event tuesday night to celebrate her state legalizatio of recreational cannabis. And share story of the time she got so high she married her brother. Just a joke. Although she never corrected that. This week a truck still covered in arkansas highway in nacho cheese. Too bad this didnt happen in california. They could have called crow have called chips. Set out to er wilcox. Finger lissow is being sued for harassing Backup Dancers who allege she pressured them into eating bananas protruding from shippers reginas. Its a shocking allegation that any of them were eating fruit. The complaint also says rizzo was reinforcing the were stereotypes about the dancers when she should have been reinforcing the stage. The chairwoman of the somali Athletics Proration is under fire after these lofty Hundred Meter Dash by ten seconds. She is also wonderful because its somalia. Thats how you tell a joke. During episode of the view Whoopi Goldberg detailed the challenges of having sex in a pool. Meanwhile advizex ted danson said their relationship with a challenge, trying to avoid pool. Still, she says, she prefers pools or sex and those because she doesnt need to worry about anybody throwing harpoons. Oh, you know, thats too far. Thats too ideas on that. But keep the joke in, because its good. Dwarves in the thalamus we are complying about Hugh Grant Bein Cast as an palou but in the upcoming film wolkoff go specifically that cgi had been used to enlarge grants head. In famous and fairness is more famous for getting a little h head. Never forget, the anniversary i coming up. Never forget. After spending more than 14 grand for a custom made kolli custom, a manager pinterest fro himself into a dog. To celebrate his achievement he drink some champagne out of a toilet. And he says the best part about being a dog now no one cares when he licks his own balls. A 33yearold boy broke the Guinness World record for the Worlds Largest mouth, which prompted a special phone call from bill clinton. [applause]. The benefits of a mature audience. Finally recently conducted survey had asked people what makes the perfect sandwich, and the only correct answer is, a woman. Fozcoo, its a compliment. To the news, trumps Support Enlarges after more bogus charges on and to sport the support trump is getting his obamas wedding long after another round of indictments fo everything from Instructor Proceedings removing tabs for mattresses, trumps number just continue to rise in the more that was in witchhunts with the greatest chance of winning the hobucken nomination for president , grandma, and oscar and nme, and ultimately the white house in 2024. Ive done the math. If he gets indictable more time to heal be more popular than its not just me saying it, although that will be enough reason to believe it. Even barack obama is scared tha donald trump could win another term. And usually the only thing that scares barack is michelle. In late june obama reportedly had a private lunch with joe, which is rare. Joe usually only eat lunch with the nurse or people want to bribe him. Apparently obama was pretty shaken up killing old joe is concerned about trumps political strength is loyal following, and trump friendly conservative media ecosystem. Joe was so alarmed, there were few months when he actually seemed to recognize obama. And one essential could be a more formidable candidate than Many Democrats realize. He then said he had to get home before michelle notices hes gone. Then you got the polls showing no sign of the trump support waning. Even mayor pete cant slow down this train. The latest New York TimesSiena College poll shows trump waitin his lead over ron desantis. Ryan izzo distraught he is thinking of sending himself to marthas vineyard. 5470 percent of likely revokin primary voters, no one else eve comes, but thats because your truly hasnt announced. [applause]. No, no. No, no, no. Too many skeletons in this closet. And i mean, real skeletons. And the cherry on top of trump best week ever, that the brian archer hearing detailing that biden remember that old thing that happened by this . Time flies and democrats are indicting their only challenger over a speech. Yeah, talk on timing. Is not as coincidental as a dru dog sniffing hunters luggage. Then as joe pilot point circle trumps first impeachment shoul be vacated, because the Dems Minor The Rules by not allowing republicans to call their own witnesses. Which may have included the brian archer. Change the fact that trump was proven right on that perfect phone call. So all this spells out trumps best week ever. Leading to make it better is a sale on self Tanner Conner and another two or three indictment another two or three indic indictments. Pete, youre more looks great. Thank you. Euro well tanned. Over boots, your Little Pocket square, everything about you. Is a critique . Yes. Should they vacate the first impeachment . I know they would but it seems like there is grounds for it. It certainly does. You talk about the phone call. Phone calls about. Should look into this biden guy. Yes pete yanitys deals they are doing . Remember trump was remember when he started saying, where i hunter . Yeah . Where is hunter. And no one knew who hunter was. Yes. Who is hunter . But he knew. Right. It was an open secret inside washington, d. C. , this is a Dirty Doubledealing family. Right. And they stumbled their way when obama chose them in south carolina. Then he became the candidate they did a bunch of deals when they thought he would be a candidate, and now theyre stuc with him. When it comes to trump, its al eyes under investigation, impeachment, indictment to wait until they imprison him. You think is polar was a high now, try thats where they want to go on this inevitably, so it is a good week for trump for all the wrong reasons. Mrk its true, we could ha have talk about the greatest finale of any movie ever, dagan the president gets elected, in jail. They have to come and unlock h him, and he goes, i pride myself. I pardon myself. Off he goes. What do you think . Clearly the more his adversary, his enemies, even hi competitors go after him, suffering a stronger hes getting. It is like cosmically your pumping him for peptide and Human Growth Hormone and mountain dew. Yeah easy all at the same time these and i just think about this old adage we just read this book, show, dont t tell. What is meant to march again into a courthouse and hold his head high with fortitude, and really, really not just the people who support him but his family. Yeah. And that speaks more than hi republican competitors were lik in the face of adversity, i will be really fierce when i have to face our enemies. That doesnt saying that means nothing. Seeing it says it all. Right. And again, it is one of the republican nominees has ever served to a ham sandwich. Yeah. Youre talking of the fact that hes vegetarian please, of course. Years. You know, kat i was before and like putting myself. I know you do. This election is in between trump and biden is between trum versus the entire political establishment. The machine that fix everything from indictments to impeachment to elections. What say you . The same poll you side with trump and dasantis. To me the thing that stood out the most was that in a headtohead between trump and dasantis, trevor gott 22 percen even, among voters who believe he is committed serious federal crimes. Which is still bigger than the 70 percent dasantis gets ove overall. Right. So they would prefer a criminalize trump. I didnt suprum months that dasantis is not going to happen. Everyone try to make him happen. Hes like jeff bush to. 0. And thats exactly what is happening here. People want him to be a thing. Is not going to be a thing. It sucks, though, because is a great governor. He got too involved in the Culture Royals the economy is a issue. He got really obsessed with the disney thing, Culture Royals stuff these are not talking about that go next up, trans attacks. No, kidding. Know youre not. Ha, ha, ha. Tyrus, what do you make of this week . Its a bittersweet week. I think joe rogan, who is not, it would be, i would say, frame as a trump or yeah p talked about how shocked he is at whats going on, and how it making people support trump tha normally wouldnt. And thats the thing, there is the think that these huge numbers are coming from his b base, but its not. Its coming from people who relate. Who see this, who are tired of this. Because whether you like it or not hes change things. s transparent bar now we make jokes about you by one of hunters horrible paint is if you buy enough of them eventually you or one of your kids who never wanted nothing will get a job at the white house, ambassador or whatever. Like thats how it worked. And that was the microcosm, all things work in china, ukraine, romania. Is the same thing. You give him a big salary, he tells me who paid, and then i will influence and give jobs to you. Thats how the whole system works. Trump didnt do that because he came out saying, i dont need your money, i remember when he tried to give them to you try t give me money, you still owe me money. And so he change things. So we are seeing they are so hyped over him that they are literally putting journalists o the street corners like prostitutes waiting for a trump card to go by so they can get a look. I mean, its literally what it come down to. And all thats doing is galvanizing Everyday People who normally dont care who are l like, this is outrageous. There was opportunity for this president to be a pretty becaus if he was truly concerned about the American People and keeping democracy, you have a trial after the election was a difference . Whats he going to make an amount of joe bidens mouth. But the problem is its not about getting him. Theyre going to get one becaus theres so many but the two im concerned with the one in georgia and the one in your because they are not federal. So you cant pardon those the other ones where they could be pardoned. There was opportunity for him t say that the police are but he knows if we are not talking about this, all of his laundry with hunter is allowed in the streets. And we all see it now. And the whole week confirmed it. Is like direct testimony, indictment. Plea deal falls apart, indictment. They are not even try not even hiding it now. We got to move on. This is like spray on. It was a twoforone sale. Hes got indian and his family. Where orange is the sign. Up next why one liberal brain said he earned our disdain. Tv try Tide Power Pods with 85 more tide in every pod. Who needs that much more tide . Crashing Sounds everyones gonna need more tide. Its a mess out there. 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He details how the progressive requests saw themselves as more superior save yours, and that Trump Supporters were just drooling fools, riding, the idea that we are all in this together was replaced with the reality that the educated class lives in a world up here, and nobody else is forced into a world down there. Members of our class hours publicly speaking up for the marginalized, but somehow we always end up Building Systems that serve ourselves. Those same progressives, driven by ego and hungry for power, no dominate the media, politics an major corporations. Cluelessly lecturing while thei city burn, pushing the defundin of police, and murdering americas most Popular Beer ByHiring A Gibbering Goofball in skirt. Yeah. [applause]. Brooks added, likely leaks, we use language to recognize on another and exclude others, using words like problematic, cisgender, latinx and sectional. Its a shortterm that youve got cultural capitol coming out of your ears. Meanwhile members of the left educated class have to walk on eggshells because of the it was stable five years ago now get you fired. So when trump came along offering a voice to the voiceless he became the threat. But now they are getting a tast of their own medicine, and shockingly, forcing what he s said, david brooks has yet to b snatched from the street and dumped into a Windowless Bank O murdered by hillary clinton. [laughter] peter barca, you k know, the night is still young. They can, why is he admitting this now . Whats driving this wheel . By the way, he does explain wha tyrus said in the last block. I hate this article. Because, number 1, he is speaking to the Super Elite School and they are hearing wha hes preaching. Let me explain myself. By the very fact that im exploring this, i am even pondering that we might be, ba guys, that makes me and us not just good guys but super great guys, that i am having this moment of self reflection. But this is not lasting. Because at the end of the day they are all ponderous, condescending pricks. And they will always be that. He dismisses. At the end of the piece he dismisses the entire purpose. Trump need to go to jail. And he asked the question, whe will we ever stop behaving in ways that make trumpism inevitable closecue um never. Because in the article he goes into how few people, Dengue Percent of College Graduates graduate from the super elite 1 schools. You know what, two thirds of people in this country dont have college degrees. Thats the two thirds of the nation that you are utterly dismissing. And the paltry little free time that working americans have, they have been two questions you got enough ice . And did you fill er up . Thats all america cares about. Right. Tire is . Care to add anything . Desk tyrus, cade sweatt any anything . Please i pride myself and alway feeling her up. Filling her up. You asked the question. Pete, you know what im talking about. You dont want a halfempty cup. He got deported in. Yeah you got deported. Halfempty cup with guests over thats embarrassing. Not in my household. I wont have it. You know, i can relate to what the good man is trying to say. Its like having a narcissistic mother, you know. Do i love too much . Did i try too hard . Was i wanting you to have decor may look good at school just to much for you . So and thats what this is. Thats what they get is saying. And if it wasnt for me being s giving, and ju