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How else Couldhow Elseou Explai indictment so lame and overtly i political that its guaranteed to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stoc k race . Theres less meat on this indictment than a turkey carcases lesshis s. Enjoy backyards, trash can. Stelter hastelter s a better cht winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont bothershir reading it. I can sum it up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the electiondonald t outcome. E wo oh, you thought thered be more . Sorry, these are democrats. They dont have to work hard. When the media gives themto cover. And yes, theres this second part to forget about the huntere joe show. Make news to conceal the real news. Yes, the doj, jack smith apparently believed that trumps thought crimescrimes are insidious than the International Racketeering gang knownracketee gan as the bo instead, they chase thought crimes. And if thought crimes were b prosecutable, wed all be screwed. That would be a Death Rowaring complaining about wearing orange. But see, we dont do thought cou crimes in this country. This isnt canadnt canada. Theres a reason the First Amendment is first. Its the thing that makes t mak our constitution and our nation exceptional. That an ice machines c say the First Amendment means you can think and even say things that others find objectionable. Like if someone says, i love kibrian kilmeade, its wrong, its gross, disgusting, even. But you cant arrest someone for it. This also holds true for donald trump. But if it doesns truetrump ande next. Trump endorsed a protest at the white house on january six. Things went bad that day. On o a collection of yahoos the capitol and stole nancys laptop. Hey, by t by way, has anybody know got a copy of that hard drive . Because imagine stock tips on that one. But just because he endorsed the original protest doesnt mean hes liable for the actions of a hornehes ld s. Even judge jeanine wouldnt convict, and she thinks sideburnjeanins are illegal. Look, if endorsing that protest means trumps guilty than most democrats should be in jail, too. Doesl to anyone recall the 2020r Summer Of Love . At least 25 deaths, 2 billion, d in damage. A federal courthouse set on fire, a Police Station destroea oy. It and carmelas reaction promoting a bail funded asking for donations. Setting fire to a federal courthouse attacking the white house. Seing firet like obstruct obstrg official proceedings. E thats one of the charges, by the way, Obstructing Official Proceedings or oops for short. Yes, thats right. Thats donald trump has been charged with two counts of oop. Thats almost as serious as being charged with one count. Of woops. But legally, thats known bus, you know,er d like Nadler Doesoe with depends but in laymans terms,they t its they throw the Kitchenanne Sink at him but biden just banned kitchen sinks. Take this Charge Conspiracy against writes jack smith who is every wild eyed professor with Library Breath and a blfessor wm Sticker Litero to reach Back To Civil War Times for this charge. Its a law designed to keep the from suppressing the blactk vote in the 1890, late 19th century. I mean, this is a biggerkeep the stretch than when Tyrus Doesblao when. Whats smith going to chargeext, trump with next . Felony witchcraft, the casting of spell felonh s. Thro hey, lets throw trump in the the potomac to see if he sinks or floats. Meanwhile, the liberal judge whos been randomly selected t to oversee the case sent to all 11 defendants fromal january to prison, and for stilral of those defendantf s didnt even seek prison time. But she still put him behind be. Bars. And instead of spitting, the media just swallows one ofe ,if not the most significant case in United States history. E it is up there with dred scott. B itou is up there with brown versus board of education. This is the Greates Tical Political Crime since secession. From time to time , america faces threats from monsters who want to destroyo our democracy. That happened in 1860 one. Pearl harbor, 1941 911 2001. Donald trump threatening to dout it all again, but even more effectively, saying he is going to institute a president ial dictatorship that wale may assume is going to take our democracy away. Quick someone call msnb demo they need more peoplel on screen. Uglies the worlds ugliest yearbook. Uo so why the hyperbole . Because socalled media cant be see ca can free speech. L free so they call free speech something else. Elbottom line, stacey abrams. Hillary, nancy, joe. All denied nancy electoral outc. Obama challenged his opponents Ballot Access signatures in illinois. And there is in this indictment, no evidence trump did and ce y than that tos the outcome. So since our Justice System is currentlytem is like a t on traffic court, its really about the next electiotionn. Winning a case againstso m a republican in new york and d. C. Is just so muchuc than ballot harvesting. But it tells you what happens llwhen you to fight. Ower it upsets those in power. This indictment send s a messagee like that there will be no trump or another one like him eveevr. And by waiting until the archer stuff came out that pulled Tha Theycurtain back and showed us how this machine operates. They went too far becausey, you they thought they could. Now, if youre inside this story, you dont get story get s but if you step outside of it,ai you see its just a Politicalche Machine trying to crush its challengers. Now, im not herenot to tel you how to vote, but as i said at the top, whether they realizeer they or not, i k joe and merrick, the doj and jack just did what harry, tonights guests, his way with words entertains the rabble, and it has them undefeated ae t scrabble. Novelist and literary critic walter kirn. Hes killed people than covid. Mp former ciaeo operative mike bakr or shes like it above ground pool repression often found has in bad neighborhoods. Classes contributor chad a an abundance. And finally sent rovers to explore him. My massive side gig the nwa world. Anyway, jimmy and i read well g kerr i have a question for you,n but i just want you to speak your mind about this. Abou nownge you thinkingg w about all of this . The timing is interesting. D the charges are based on mind reading. Read are your thoughts . You know, the historians like to call america the american experiment. Mmhmm. And by that, they meanand by wet things. But im afraid the american experiment is about to blow upla the laboratory. Thistory is a little too much. Were now going to have 12 people rather than 80. 75 million decide our elections. And it concerns me. Or but what concerns me more is that we now know what american president s cant do. They cant say i was robbed. Yeah, you know, they can do d that in prowrestling. They can do that in every other sport. Bu other sportt they say i was n what they can do is they can you put you Hundreds Of Thousands of japanese Citizenswar Ii in Concentration Camps in world war two. They can start war starts los lr Weapons Of Mass Destruction that are found. They can, you knowid, you , dos of things, but they cant say i was robbed. Right. Thats tbe to be illegal. E so at least will have crossed one crime off the list. It concerns me that about ofn america right now is looking for a way out of america. And its not a good thing. , bu hmm. It is true, though. Like the guy did start one war. Hesyou knowyo what . He thought he got ripped off, so its in trouble. I thought mikey. And look, you look as rugged as ever. I thinoo k, you know, im concerned that we seem to be saying that starting a war is a bad thing bad, and kw what youre saying, walter. Its bad for your business. Its good for his business. Its bad, my son. Yeah. You know, a Great Point Was G Made by ann colterreat p. The media is obsessed with Januarywith J six becausewv its the first mob weve ever seen. That was a left wine evg guy. Yeah, i. Es i guess the part that thate ive fascinates me the most, right, is because ive always the problem ive always had wit with donald trump is, is that its a selfinflicted wound that he Usuallwound Y Eng6 in. Right. So his behavior on january 6th, the things thath t he that he did, the he could have done it better. There was i agree. The indictment fulof is of noth. Right. Kno theres nothing there. But, you know,w, the former president has a tendency to create Situationstions Th Tht are unnecessary. If he would just step out, if he could rein himself in. But thatsmsel greg why he g. Well, i like to see fights and its like you cant turn you that you cant turn the faucet off. Exactly. And thats thats the problem that we have. Right. Because, again, i the policies were greate that , right . , i again, im a small government guy, you know, worry about nationalworr security, woy about the borders, financial responsibility. If we find, you know, folkss th interested in that. But i guess the part again, that i find most fascinating about this whole story is the randomly selectewhole std judge, yes. Who previously prior to being, k a worked for the most democrat, linked law firm in this country. Right. And linked to burisma, linked to burisma and also place where hunter biden was of counsel. Yes. Right. Place wheredefor five years. Yeah. E and theyre trying that media just trying to blow that one up. But right there, theres no connection there. Just like everything involvinge, the president , president bidens son anjubidend theres theres so many problems here. But deep down i keep im disappointed because i keep thinking that we could have avoided a lot of this chaos if President Trump could have just reined himself in and been a little bit more disciplined. But i dont disagree with your point, which is thats why people voted for him. Him. I have to disagree that nois matter what you do, theyre Goinagree Matteg To Cor you. It wouldnt. They didnt. It was january 6. They impeached the. Wasnt j, thy m that for, a phone call. Kat, whats your take on i know youre legal scholar. Well, yeah, everybody thinksl. Theyre a legal scholar now. Yes. So i might as well hop on. Well, you watcheg well u watclp law growing up. I dont know if tha t is. Im just i, i kept reading it. Was pretdas pretty confuse because i guess they have to prove tha prot he knew he loa the election and was saying all this stuffyi anyway. At he th i dont think that he thinks he lost first of all, i knowld that he would never say that he lost because he doesnt even say that about goln saf. At so yeah, exactly. So how are the how are they h po intending prove this . Ame co i really dont understand. And i have the same concerns absoverybody doe everybos as a t amendment absolutist. Regardless of how you feel about an, regard anyy this, thaa be concerning to see this case that basically hingey s on whate i believe is pretty clearly free speech. Mmhm g m. Ghts . Last word, tyrus. Us i what are your thoughts . Al im trying. I always try to take things and look at my perspective. Like if i went to work Everymething Day and somebody did something to me to try to make me toe my r and the entire four yearstfeld i work there every day. Gutfeld put something in mpuy desk, some drug paraphernalia, a kidnap victim, like, just nonstop, got together with half the office. I dont have lunche lunch with. I and they all voted to have me fired. Yes, i would be not trustingk eo any of them come christmas time with gifts. Yeah. Wod bethink everyone in here would be like, yes, i would not believe one thing that came out of that other side after after what they did for you for four years, literally everythingliterahing, they couly do with no criminal connection. He was putins then he was putins life partner. Then l he a Dance Partner in north korea. Yes. U know, like He Dia Dad You Er you be a and a life partner atc the same time. Its a graduation. Im saying he graduate. I see. When he started out, he was a sidekick ted out chic. Ch but then they got to know each u other, had so much in common. Iand then one day, he just came home, told his wife, listen, its trumps time. He jus came tolt. He just gets me. And then the irony is they stop having. They stop. Ats w thats usually what happens when you communicate. Yeah. So you guyhaen you ccate. S know, and thent believ one day something happens and you dont believe because you had four years off destything you did was destroyed, ruined. His entire presidency was one big coup. And then you have the temerity to say he had no right to think the election was rigged. Exactly. He had no right. Ection thats like literally i mean, you look at anyones life, tak e yourself out of the presidency, theyre going to get a conviction. Thats what theyron whae goingo when they got 73 counts on them. Noneed onew they just need one d thats all theyre after. But the coup is the work is not doner bu. S is so and theyre sitting this this is now sitting in dc and its going s down. Im were going to dc. Sa yeah. Im saying now, regardless of hes o, notresideicted hes going to get elected president because the American People see it and ntthi it lastd night ill say it again. He changed. Yeah i night. 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Turns out not only did she donate her children and diddid, to these crazy kids today when i was their age, i spendkid my paper out money on Candy Cigarettes not on greasing the wheelsmyt for political appointments. According to the Washington Free beacogreasingeelsn, when es maxed out at 2700 bucks for inllarys primary campaign in 2015, her seven year old daughter made her owr n 20 700 contribution. 1700 dollars from a 17a lo year old, even at a dollar apiece. But s a lot of dixie cups of lemonade to sell. But oddla yeary year later, hila the daughter got a spot on hillarys finance committee. E then she served as a techdn consultant for the dnc while in college. It was the greatest thing hillary did for a younger woman, gre said called off the h on monica. Hil crazy, right . She worked for Hillary Clinton and shes still. N but its a perfect example of what it takes to get ahead in d. C. Dc. St onbut better a spot on hs committee than a spot on an interns dressn. No clue at all right now to have carlys teen son also reportedly contribute a few grand to a California Alrandcongressman and kamala haw so you see how this works. S shell out. Big bucks to dems find loopholes to get around Donation Limit gs by, putting ad the cash under your kids names and they all get rewarded. Theres more Back Scratchingl than kudlows last hot tub partbackratchingy. Its the classic biden scheme. Ill sniff your back if youlllf sniff mine. You know, joe once said theredo be a wall between his official duties and his familys privatfe. And it looks like that barriers just like the one at the southern border. It doesnt stop crim soute, but maybe theres no connection between getting appointed to a commission and buying hunters blow art. But thats like saying theres no connection betweeg nw appearance and women fainting. Its what some call a quidro quo pro quo, which is latin for give me cocaine. Kat, this is. This should disgust you. Its all a big game. Le are almost like the a block a replayed. Certain people are allowed to play a certain gamellowed ift they pay. And if youre not part of that elite group, you ge th nothing. I didnt even know about this. Yeah, theres so much. There h s always all this rich people stuff im finding out. Yeah. Im like, i wish i would have had some of this generational wealth. Yeah, but then maybe i would be a tool ifuld have had i had y so im not sure. But i always thought it was like, okay tooyb, have your carr and then you have kids, and if you want to have kids, you might sacrifics and if youef your career. But if youre super rich, you have kidf yous that that cn then make you money. Exactly. Thats crazyy. Reg e. I know. These thats so cool. Like, she had these kids rtainly s. Se trust fund certainly did not decide on their own to spend their money by donating to democrats. Yeah, but you can actually buy buallye using your children. N why dont rich people have even more kids . I know. And that leads me to ask you, tara, have you been considering you could you could create a mountain m of wealth. W well, that was the plan. Thats why i diversified. Yeah d. , i had the asian one because i needed to get at a math. I had the mexican one because shell get a job no matter what. Im not d the regulat what. L i need the regular white i one for political appearances. And then the black black one for, you know, sports and whatno ive got at all. Kids. You do have the united. What . Yes. U are like a benetto n. Yeah, i think i see the shows already. Got any color bars, so we can just sto do ip . Lchair no, i did what i had to do. W im like, listen, someones going to push me in the wheelchair. Ts no im 60. I know. Its not the one i go home to right now. Shell push me in the corner. And i was like, i just want sunlight and ill get smacked. So i need one of my children to take care of me. But, you know, we laugh, joke. S but heres the thing. This is what do you go back to president . Trump this is what his presidency brought to light the Transparencythe Tran Of Theh when he said drain the swamp that is the swamp. P. You put money into their pockets and they if you do it enough, you do it often. Theyll youll be rewarded because then your Influenc Ed Be is then you ask for favors. Ble usrt scheme is the same blueprinted that he used in china, romania and ukraines i yes, the same things up. O theres bigger numbers overseavs. So the fact that we cannot putnr there is no expert and the doj that can put together what ifact just got put into trying to get chilfact that i just basically i went out and picked children for labor based off race. It was love, too, but is the same is the swamp and what they want so desperately to go back way because theyve been hungry for a few years now and now theyre just not even nog it t anymore becaused theyre thinking, well just keep blaming trump and go back to what it is. And thats what it a small thi but if you every republican, democrat congressmen, theyre all wanting to get back to thatac body of businesse right. Thats what we need, term limits to get them out there. [cheyou. What do you think, mikey . Yeah. To taras this point about how can nobody the doj figure thisos. You may know this, greg, buts gn i run a Global Intelligence investigations and security firm. Thats right. Portman square groupd ions sec. Thank you very much. Yeah, i never heard of it, because anybody who doessquare g is dead. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And sobecaus when you hear. When you hear where mike baker works, that means youre about to dieure a d. Mike thats their motto. But its quick and its. Its is. Mik and its all you see the backe of the head. Yeah. And sog the point big is that,r look, ive got investigatorss it, you know within a couple of months would have puult together and i think assuming that those folks on congress and capitol hill that are responsible for this investigationbl dont get bored, theyll do it as because its money. Yeah. And the great thing about an launand tht Tht Tracing Exercisr a Money Laundering is that the trail there . You know, its a heavy lift. Ns its labor intensive. You haveive, y wor to work for t you can do it and this is io exl dont know how to explain it. Ai its Money Laundering. Yeah, its pay for play. And the media is spin on this now. Now theyre talking about like, wellwell okay, maybe the presidt got on a couple of calls, but, you know, thats just like if you walkbuou in the room and say kno hello and then you know, even he doesnt. So theyre slowlheyre sloy stay to lose their ability to defend this or to hid e it. And if they keep the investigation going, there will be paper trail to to prove whats been going. But this this this stinks out loud. Yeah. Except that the media is not jud. Se itsteias this. Oh, theyre not. Its because their side is. Its their side breaking the law, which means is breakitg exist. Well, heres my take on this story. I looked a dot hunters art thisoon. Afternoon. The dude paints flowers. Thd think, given the outrageous life he lived, that his art would be better. But hes dead. But hes basically a kind Ofgr Psychedelieetic card artist, ri . And so you never see anybody displaying his art proudly. Buto you hear about them buying it, but you never see it in anybodys house. Anyb, i think that the the notion that hes being paid off fl inevitable, how bad it is. But as i say, he paints flowers. Thats whats going on in his head. Yeah. You know, hunteryou kn . Paints flowers and bill clinton painted Gennifer Flowers and know what i call becca. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 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Joe bidens historysi three Sister Valeriest says thad Meghan Markle would make a good president ial one day. Well, i can tell that one overru really well. Tyrus, are they just doing this to mto make feel bad . No. Theyre making us all feel bad. Were all stupider for hearing that. She what was it that shes doing that . Is it the way that she bringsw people together . Is it her awesomesome charity wa with all the orphans and children around the world that she brings to knot e w . She whines, tormented her poor husband, drags them all over the country with juicy smile like Bodyguard Attacks in new york city. First time ever, we had a high speed. High speedlike bodt time chase city on a friday night. Yes, that was if any oouf you been. On but the chances are slimt and none and none left town. Townso, yeah, shed be a great. President ial candidate. For what . I dont know. He walter, what do you think . Well, the question in america right now is who isnt qualified to be president . Mea i mean, besides the guy who. Yeah, ted, you know i thinkn that Meghan Markle is at least wualified as kamala harris. Oh, of course. And theres only way to find out. And thats the way we always find out whos Qualifiedied To E be president. We elect them. Yeah. And then we find out they aren t. And so we should try yoth her will you . She might surprise on the upside, you know. I wasnt expecting much from the young george bush. Yeah. You know, i wasnt expecting from donald trump. Yeah, but the world didnt fall apart. Yeah. So its an easy job, really, you when you think about it. A lot to do. Do you go to some funerals g . Se you know, usually caused by you . Yeah. Its like. Its like being the pope pop, right . Yeah, its. Its a title. Yeah. O othose girlits Harder To Bee girls on deal or no deal, which shshe. With the briefcases. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We got to the point. Yeah. First of all, briefcase. Yeah, well, i write for president. Silent . U go yes. With megan. Look ident. I can say this becauseaui im a dual citizenm, a british citizen. Prince harrys a right. Thd, you know, i think the idea thate Meghan Markle could one day be president aspirant, finally, i get it. We all want our kids to grow up in a country where ury think thl you know, maybe i too could be president. But we didnt really meand bt. Yes, right. I mean, we didnt i mean, look,s i, you know, if my parents were alive. Yeah. And thought i was running for president , they alive d thought i d kill me. Yeah, well, they would have called me. Yeah, they would have calledme. You, and i would have done iitt for free. Yeah, but i forget what we were talking about, but. Meghan markle no, not have that effect. We marklffect , when we hear you talk. Uldn so does this thrill you,t i wouldnt it fun to have Meghan Markle run for president . I think would be great for this showk. About ev and i think thats how we k think about everything. Noat , no, im already tired of talking about her. Really. She onlyher. And shes not tiref it. She loves it. I dont think this is real. I thine loves. Ik she told hery that or she would write about her in her nexld writet bh interesting point. Yeah greg t, thats it. Kat i think so. I mean , again, she supposedly left, right, because she hatedr the attention and now its like we werent talking about her preslikeg about fo 5 minutes anf a sudden shed make a great president. Yeah, thats a good point gr doth you like the story f about meghan, though . Were talking about this because they do referencacthaten what, well, when she when she left being a royal yeah. When what the was she . In a royal. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, royal pain ass. In the. . All right. Yeah. A new study shows. What . No kat , it liksh, just likel a professional victim in her whole victim origie vin is i was a princess, and it, like, not that fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about the. Talk about the school of hard knocks. Yeah har. All right. I like how you didnt have much to say, and then all of sudden, you had a lot to say. Typical chick, right oh, sexist would say sexist name greg. Yes. All t, finally. I think its finally. Is it chick or broad . Do it say broads anymore lov i love. I just get this audience. Yeahthis. From there. Li brian you guys like im literally going to be fine, so go study. Im never going to get to this story. Shes a great segment. How i never get to the nextt story. Yeah. So this is whyto new study shows that roughly 40 of americans sometimes avoiofd or often avoid the news because it causes depression, angercauses and helplessness. Thatsanxiety just not true. That i would think it would be more more. E gr mike yeah. Im staring at the huge graphic behind right now. I would i it depends on what you call news, right . Most people nowadaysmost p, i suspect, get a lot ofitter, their news from twitter or haher social media sites oa. Its not like the old days,d right . You had three networks and those networks would play the Newsy Uld Plays Set Times 0 yeah, 5 00 news. So the 11 00 news. And everybody had to tune in to those three networks essentially to get a and they would so they were having a shared t experience in a mannr of speaking. Right. And we dont get that now. Im sorry. My boring you. Yes. Oh, walter. See, the news is supposed to depress you. Thats why they advertise anti depressants. U that its the perfect circle. And now its breaking ups. Circu its because the antidepressants arent working on. Anss, thats a good point. You feel bad. And then try this drug thatat will make you feel better. Perfect. No, not perfect, because Lookincaus Ig News is like goina Treasure Hunt through stupidity. Like you. Nd you just want the news. And then the socalledthen the. Then gives you their opinion. I didnt ask for that. Justt ask me, the weather, the Sidewalk Whining and where the killers are atkillers o i n plan my vacations here. Just t you you go to watch o the news and then theyll have a panel of expertsrts. W arent experts telling you their opinions and what they thinkha and literally you can go stand up, you can turn around, ask your wife her opiniod and asn, you know, r the same for the same thing. Its just ridiculous. Its not news. The problem is people arent depressed because ofe peoplt l to get real information because you have to go. People who pretend to be news, people with their opinion pollse. Its like we have news men and news women, and its hard to find them, especiallyn and in you actually need to know. Try finding a Weather Report like you have to do on a specific station that says weatheen then r and even then yr to wait for the world tour to end. End gd be like, is it rainin or not today . Like, do i need glasses . Umbrelldod a. Mhm. Well its like getting sportsnet. Yeah. And going to espn and noorts net getting sports news, everything. I hate it when that happens. Ohin at my last word cat. Ka of course the news is depressing, but what it anything is depressing if you learn enough about it. Yeah its true. Everythingsnt starts out nice e and then the more you read it gets actually it grows for the more you get to know me. Things are just better, right . M like i have. U yes. Youre smarter. Yeget s, ill. O ill go with that publicly. All right. Thank you. T. Andit up next, a missing bull and a group of whales in local news that never fails. South dakotas hiring. Were inviting people from across america to get in on the action. We have more jobs than people. Thats why im helping out. South dakota recognizes most out of State Professional licenses our industries, except other states, apprenticeship programs. And to ease the financial burden, were investing in scholarships to get people trained and on the job. Governor noem yes, you missed the spot. South dakota Freedom Works here. 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Another tough break for chad. Were with praying that he getsn better. Kat, why dont you go first . tknow in the detroit area, thee are about 100 cats and kittensse available for adoption because they were Founthey Werd a disgug hoarding situation. And thats sad. But let me just say, you dontl know what love is until youveyb been loved by a feral cat. Mmhmm. Because they hatefe youre hateful little creatures. Yes. And they are not bound because they by any of the normal constraints of society. They bit bound e claw. They dont care. But then theyll love you. And only t you. Right. This is. This was your philosophy when you were datinophyg. I think its really nice kat to obsessed over. Yesi. All right. What about you, my friend . Wellat abo out in montana, a bus gone missing. And not just any bull. E mi its a bull with a blondss. Hmm. Which makes it Especiall Blondy mysterious that it hasnt been i found. But as montanans know, there is a way to find a bull. You put a cow out in the field. Right. So i think before she runs for president , Meghan Markle shouldk be brought to montanlea. O look at that. Youre right. Its like. Its like a Bulls Version of justin biebebuf r. Youve got bangs. Its got bags. Exactly. Heits a rock star. Yeah. But yeah. Drop Meghan Markle in a fieldar. And stand back with telescopes and wait for the bull to appear. Oh, that sounds like a fun tv show. D stanright, mikey, what didp you choose . Because youre from all over the place. Whats your loca l . Yeah, i. Walter, i didnt see that Meghan Markle ti e in coming at i all with the idaho. Idaho is the place. To sl. And im proud to say that the people of idaho are more than ever. Yes. And in 2022, idahoans broke Sales Records at Liquor Stores by topping Hundred Millionear of in the fiscal year of 2022. And as you know, the fisca2 anl ends in june 30th or whatever. Ut yeah, but they broke the record again this year, 2023, by purchasing some 322 million worth of. I what do you attribute that to . The true living in idaho mike no, just just being good citizens and wanting to keep the econom y. Yeah. And what theyre saying is were actually drinking a little bit g less less than idaho, but were spending more on the. Were drinking titos vodka comes in, number one. I dont get the number three position, which is fireball, cinnamo i nn. Oh, boy. Whiske i dont get it. This was in idahy. Yrus i o. Di they not a party out there. Yeah, i tell you what, Stand Up Show there. There was i kept clink coin because everybody brought a bottle. Yeah, the good part. But and gin was nowhere to beas found on there. But i will say, if youre drinking in idaho, u shou you should be drinking at the stagecoach in boise. The finestlde dr Bar Restaurant establishment in the country. I like fine bars. Gosh yes. Re my god. Theres a picture ofs a stagec ,right . Th yeah, you got that . All right. All right. G t. Nce again, arrogant people. Mmhmm. In massachusetts is threereachi whales caught on camera breaching together off massachusetts. Nggether itheyre like a familyf fishing off the coast of massachusetts. Had the gall to saachusetts hade oh, this is so rare. S an and we cant believe we this. Ah and its once in a lifetime. No, they do it all the time. They just dont Like T Videoedby by nosy people. So instead, my people always do this. Theyll see an animal do something in Mother Nature and be like, o is the h, this is the r first time. No, you just are. You showed up, right . Playigirs. Thats their weekend. Its choreographed. Obviously, the three of them are working on some kinded boy band and they got aspirations for greatness. Grd at the next greenpeace meeting, theyre going to break out their songs. And itsee all ruined now becaue now the competition can see it itcause they videotaped it lik e ,cool, its a great moment, g but dont ruin it by adding expertise. Thatsret because we got so many idiots. You saw a cool thing. 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No. Youve never me to touch a To O Performer in amsterdam. Thankh you. K you thank youve. Thank you very much for that. I think we dont know if thisor is true or not or whatever, butl she really did a dangerous thing when she made her whole and beinm tbrand being like, i lady, im against bullying and. Im so nice, which is why sur i make sure thats my own brand. No, no, no. Because im actually a very nice person, but Nobod Ver Uld every everg nice guess that. So if they see me being nice, theyre like, wow, we didnt expect theyre. Sh i believe this is a shakedown. Emphasis on shake, walteakedowr have we ever seen lizzo eve and tyrus in the same Room Togetherr . An no, im claustrophobic. Thank god you guys friends. Nk its quick. Guywhat do you make of this . I think its a shakedown. No, listen, everyone, we always say this. Kat, back me up. Everyone should be heard. Mmhmm. And i read the whole article looking for something. Bu butt if its one person. s but its several. And the incidents you have, yo the performers, you have thethe strippers, you have shakedowns and phoneswoman being covered by one woman was so scared, she soiled herself, and then they gavewad sh her a e through outfit to wear. Like, heres the thing about you. The thiut you especially with. People like to portray for attention. Thats how they want to be. But when the cameras are off, theyre unhappcamey, miserable. They dont like getting looked at. Shes wants to be deep at. She wants to be recognized for her talent. But shes made herself a circus spectacles made herselfe and s . And of course, what do you do . You project and you take it ouao on the other the other women around you who look just like lo you you demoralize them to feel better about yourself. Lizzo this is this is probably e and my rule is i, f its one you usually you can, it couldt n be a shakedown or something shady. But in my opinion, when you get number m ycomings forward, thatf hard to fight off. 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