[cheers and applause]. Shay drove all the way from new york. Here she is pulling into the parking lot. E drove all the way new york. Here she is pulling into the parking lot. [laughing]. Greg i asked her why. She said i treat the road like lets death row. Put on the seat belt and step on the gas. And larry gatlin from the gatlin brothers. [cheers and applause]. Greg those guys partied back in the day. They inhaled more white powder than a babys butt. They were a wild bunch back in the 70s. Now they for their 70s. [laughing]. Now they cut their coke is lipitor. They replaced prostitutes with proctologists. Larry is known for the hit all the gold in california. All of the gold in california. Larry should update the song to reflect today. All of the poop on my shoe in california. Its filthier than kats vocabulary. California dreaming is guy throwing up on your porch. A shout out to sean penn. Kat had a great first night out in nashville. Yeah you are sweet. [laughing]. Greg i tell her to holdback. Its only monday. Right, i will shave the rest of this moon shine for my cereal. I will just move on. [laughing]. Greg remember when we were told the adults were taking Back Government when joe biden won. They ousted orange godzilla and we got the creature at any rate black lagoon. [laughing]. Greg amazing. There is serious bedlam at the border. Many are sick. And like Hillary Clinton crime remains unchecked and unprosecuted. Americans remain in afghanistan and crime is raising like Hunter Bidens pulling on a crack pipe. I still look great. Its amazing for a man in his early 40s. [laughing]. Greg its not that funny, judge. Despite all of this bad news we have an adult in charge, in an adult diaper. Captain joe. Look at him. Aviator sunglasses, bomber jacket. Too bad his microphone gets cut more than me trying to make the 8th Grade Soccer Team am this year i was closer than ever. Seriously, i feel like a guest at epsteins island. Where are the adults. I was told in my Anger Management classes that an adult takes responsibility for his actions. Here is joe responding to the recent crisis. Look at what i inherited when i came into office. The state of affairs and where we were. We had no plan. I could go down the list. I am not complaining. Its just a reality. Greg its just a reality. This guy would not recognize reality is the entire cast of duck dynasty bit him in the ass when i would pay for. Anyone vaccinated today can thank Operation Warp speed created by trump. [cheers and applause]. Greg bidens Reality Blameern for every mistake you make want not only blame the last guy in office but the descent americans like the guy trying to steer his horse. Joe biden punishing the Border Patrol for patrolling the border. What is next punish strippers for stripping . The police for policing . Wait, we already do that it. People doing their jobs are being punished by people who dont. You have an incompetent president cleaning up his mistake at the border and the media demonizing the cops. And the media still whines about using forces to navgate uneven terrain. What should they use . Segways . Why is the Border Patrol needed . Because there is no wall. Think about that. [cheers and applause]. I respect joe if he adhits he wrong he smears that guy and apologizeded. I wont hold my breath because i would look like a smurf. [laughing]. Greg build back better. Sounds like a left over from a labored sale at home depot. The only thing joe build is blame. He passes more bucks than a guy who its dollar bills. I wonder if blaming the past works in real life. This place is such a mess. I am so sick of this. Stop blaming me. Its your ex. There is never any food in the fridge. You are a slop. Its your ex. Stop blaming myex for everything. Right over there. Leave him alone am we are this it love. [cheers and applause]. Greg that should be a sitcom. What is joe saying for himself. Come on, man, dont give me that absent leadership. I am present and accounted for. I dont know where i am right now actually. They drive me places and i get out and read what they tell me. Then no questions. No questions. Then i get back in the car. They drive me someplace else. It works out, man. Whoops, it just got dark. I know where i am. [laughing]. Greg the good news about america this country is so strong we can stand an old man who refuses to bear any responsibility. Can we endure the wokesters who control him in like kids going after the richs dads estate before he passing. But he went on tv to get the booster shot. Nothing to worry about it. [screaming]. Oh, it burns. [laughing]. Greg that didnt go over too well. Lets welcome tonights guests. [cheers and applause]. Greg you should hear her outdoor voice. Judge jeanine [cheers and applause]. Hes given us more great singles than a search on match. Com. Larry gatlin. [cheers and applause]. Laura stand by your man before she moves him into traffic. Kat timpf. Greg he is so huge his flight landed at 3 05 p. M. At 3 06 p. M. Tyrus. How is it going judge . I am doing okay. Greg that leopard is dead but happy he died for this. He died for you and everybody here. I am this nashville. [cheers and applause]. Greg stop going for the easy applause. Thats what i do. Great to be in nashville. Shouldnt leaders set an example and embrace responsibility . What is going with our president . Nothing. How can he set an example. I call him the liar and chief. He said there was no real vaccine. Nobody was vaccinated when he got there. There were 3 vaccines were moved at warp speed by donald trump. There was a plan. There was a plan in afghanistan. The man is out of his mind. He has no idea what reality is or wareality is. I repeated myself. Greg you did. It bears repeating. Losers and liberals and liars and leakers. Say it right. Liars, leakers and liberals. Greg larry can you imagine doing this at work if you work. You say its the other guys fault. How does that make you feel . Its great to see you. Great to see you. Greg i like your shirt. Thank you. Can you see under it . Greg thats what i am talking about. You are applauding a racist shirt. I will answer your question. A great song writer wrote this song many years ago. Yellow, black or white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world. Where am i . Greg you are eating into your talk time. You only have one point and it has to be a real good one. We all know about all of the things the judge was talked about. How many of you fathers, mothers and grandmothers and grand fathers would give the keys of your car and house to protect your kids, grandkids and one dog while you went on vacation for 2 days to florida . If you would do that, say yeah . If you would not say no. No he has the keys to the nuclear football. Greg kat, do you think bind will build anything back better . No. Complaining doesnt make sense. Everyone inherits a mess. Isnt that what marriage is . My husband inherit aid mess. I have been burned in the past and have issues. He doesnt complain. He knows he is lucky to be married to a natural treasure. [cheers and applause]. The only people who complain about it are modern politicians. Its not like lincoln complained about the mess he inherited about the civil war. This is not my fault. Dont blame me. He focussed on bringing people together and solutions to problems and not making about it himself. Thats what a leader is supposed to do. Greg if joe biden were actually president i would not worry as much but he is just a Hood Ornament to a dangerous woke machine. We have to check under the hood. You go ahead. I dont have to look under the hood to know the engine is gone. Could we please put the greg smurf up. That was amazing. I thought there was not much photo shop in there. Greg i was taller in that picture. Yes. There it is. Thats magic. Its unbelievable. Its right up there with thinking that President Biden knows what is going on. A better chance of that smurf balancing the budget than anything going on in the office. Greg can you imagine waking up to that sitting on your chest . It your wife here. Greg [laughing]. Up next our Military Leaders fail while patriotic critic gets jail. Up to one million dollars. Thats how Much University of phoenix is committing to create 400 scholarships this month alone. Because we believe everybody deserves a chance. See what scholarships you may qualify for at phoenix. Edu you have the best pizza in town and the worst wait times. You need to hire. I need indeed. Indeed you do. Indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. Visit indeed. Com hire greg a marine lt. Col. Is if behind bars in the brig. Thats not a bar. We had good times, larry. Yes. Greg he called out top brass over afghanistan. He was relieved of duty and resigned. His dad claimed he was incarcerating after breaking a gag order. They dont know what to do with him. Give him a medal for telling the truth. [cheers and applause]. Greg top generals testified on capitol hill about the troop withdrawal saying if the afghan army had performed the government would still be there. If my aunt had balls she would identify with my uncle. [laughing]. Greg thank god she is not watching. General milley was asked about u. S. Credibility. I think our credibility without allies and partners around the world is being intensely reviewed to see which way this will go. I think damage is one word that could be used. Greg damaged. Do you think . Its more damaged than a vehicle owned by tiger woods. Oh greg i have not seen this kind of destruction since kat broke into the hotel minibar. Maybe the focus on wokeness hurt the militarys credibility. Woke issues distracted top leaders from afghanistan. They never met once on readiness but every week on transgender issues and racism and sexual assault. Its like my High School Football coach said, greg gutfeld get your head in the game. I was not on the team. I just liked to shower afterward. [laughing]. Greg what drives me crazy . We gave a couple of hundred thousands of rifles to the taliban. Its taken me a year to get a permit to carry. I should have joined the taliban to get a free rifle. Taken you a year . You should have started 3 years ago when i told you needed it it because you are a horsey rump and you have enemies. Greg they gave you a gun and that frightened. If any thing breaks doubt get behind me. Truisms become truisms because they are true how many of know the saying the fish from stinks from the head down . Greg what are you doing . We remember george scott and george patton. This Individuality Stuff is a bunch of crap. The people with wrote that stuff in the Saturday Evening Post dont anything more about real battle than about foreign fornicating. Greg tyrus . What does fornicate mean. Greg i will tell you later. [laughing]. When i make a joke about him, you boo. [laughing]. Dont insult the little guy. Okay. I will see yall in the alley. Greg isnt it weird the guy that spoke out is in jail but no one is punished for what happened in afghanistan . You think about how distracting that is. You are trying to up until this administration took it, we were the police of the world. We have been defunded and denounced and our Military Leaders cant scheme. They have to make sure they dont offend anybody. Going through roll call to get the right title. Is this pronounced john or joon. If they say morning, men. Oops story, guys. Oh meeting dismissed. Its terrible to be this a position where you have to be honest and direct. You are dealing with an administration hired because of how they feel inside. They are fuzzy things and how they look as opposed to their resume. Its one thing to be woke. Its another inning to lie constantly. Thats what he does. Milley says after they killed 7 children he said it was a righteous strike. He knew it was not a righteous strike. Woke is bad enough. But the lying is unbelievable. This guy keeps going out and there are parts of america they think this guy is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Thats how you get accolades in the military is by lying. Saying everything is going great. Regardless of how it is going. Thats how you get promoted. They go to the top. You have a disaster like afghanistan because you promote people that wont ask question. You take the guy that does Ask Questions and you throw him in jail. Its a comedy show but thats disgusting. If we had more leaders like him we would have gotten out earlier with our dignity without a needless loss of money and needless loss of life. Greg i have to go to break. 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Also larry gatlin still gets recognized at the local police station. Because i do a lot of police benefits. Greg and also the birth mark. You have seen it . Greg who hasnt it. It has its own instagram account. Today my assistant made eye contact with me and i didnt fire her. I think that inspired her to do better in between her bouts of crying but doing better than last weeks assistant. We wish shaq luck in whatever he does. Why are so many celebrities jerks that go crazy by age 35 because chasing fame comes at a cost. Fame and power enables. Look at the cuomo brothers. Really greg they realized they are just a vapid empty shell. Where is Deborah Messing . [laughing]. You are on tonight. Greg you are sexually harassing me, larry. Tyrus, am with shaq on this. I disown my celebrity. Wont fly firstclass. I will go private but not firstclass. [silence]. What, what . You know i love shaq. He is one of my favorite people. Just curious why you picked me to lead this. Was the height or the Athletic Background or Something Else . That you felt more comfortable asking me to break the ice for you to make a joke afterward. I wont do that today. The thing that is great about shaq he has never been thirsty. That you need more because you cant get enough of what you are. Hes always been at a high level and he was there because he worked hard. Even after his nba career is not as powerful as what he did an the nba career. Owned businesses and helps people. Greg a sheriff. Yes. He does a lot of things. He is in a position mentally where he is not thirsty for fame. Most celebrities its a short life. When they get to the end of it around 35 when the new ones come in, they got crazy. Thats why they get political and do things. They want to save the whales but still eat belugga. They are out of their minds. Shaq is not thirsty. Greg kat, its got to be hard to work with someone famous and self less. Why does this show work . Because we all get along in real life. Greg that too. I hate you. Thats what you want people to think. Greg we dont chase celebrities. We beat kimmel and falon. We dont have actors coming on sell products. Right. Because once you start you cant quit. When you become an ass kisser you are one forever. You keep kissing ass. Greg you cant unkiss an ass. Its like ringing a bell. The only time you have to stop kissing an as is when its time to kiss a new one. When you give up your principles about caring something more and a platform for platforms sake you cant go anywhere else because you lost your credibility. Greg larry you have been in the spotlight for sometime but you have not changed. Your internal organs just you. A great friend of mine. Darryl royal the football coach at the university of texas. He told me years ago and he was a wise man. He said you can tell what kind of person someone is if you watch the way they treat people who cant do anything for them. Every night when we leave the stage after our show. The stage crew is out there and the sound guys, hey, we could have done this without yall but we would have to really sing loud. I can sing my ass off if the sound man doesnt turn me up am we all have people in our circle who we need to depend upon. Shaq has always done other things for other people. Everybody knows who he is. He gets all of the attention he wants is an indication he appreciates this country to, what hes gotten from this country, to the fans in america to the money they made in america. He understands where it all came from. Thats why he is giving up on the other people who hate america and the flag. Good for shaq and the hell with the other ones. [cheers and applause]. Greg all right. Reminds me of me. Is saving up a sign of growing up . Unintentional body movemens called tardive dyskinesia. I ignored them. But when the twitching and jerking in my face and hands affected my day to day. I finally had to say, its not ok. it was time to talk to my doctor about austedo. 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Greg when did you first decide you were an adult . I dont know what that means. I left home as a teenager. I was independent but asking my dad for his advice and still do. Its less now because i married someone who a lot like my dad. Greg thats what it is about. Find your dad younger and marry him. Greg you go back and time. Judge that scares me. But go ahead. You just got married, 2 months . 5. Okay. Greg i think thanking an adult is gauged by milestones and not age. Our life spans are stretching. Its not about being 21. Your first paycheck . Your first Psychedelic Experience . I never did that. Greg we will do it after the show you and me. I dont know what it is and i dont want to know what it is. Greg i will put it if your drink. You are adulting never heard that word before depends on when you got your first job. I got my first job selling photos over the telephone at age 12. Then went to work in air District Attorney dairy. I milked cows. Greg you cant make that Hand Movement on fox. Thats when i became an adult. [laughing]. Then you start a bank account. Then they say to you everybody i know is dead. You can still use a photo and send it to me. I would run over and get their 5. Greg tyrus . What could i possibly say to this . I came out a grown ass man and cried. The doctor slapped me and i took his wallet and stole his car and left. Greg i dont know if thats true. [laughing]. I was born with tattoos. Greg i didnt know you could do that in the womb. I did it myself. She dont need this rib. I got this. Oh come on [laughing]. Greg i am going to say last word to larry emphasis on word. It is not plural. I was grownup since i was 14 years old and got my drivers license and found out about girls. I worked and drive the car with my brother and sister and momma across America Singing Songs and daddy was a lot working. He said work is nobel. Get a job and report back to me when you get one. Greg there you go. 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I am what they call a last response. I fell apart quick. We were 2 weeks into the lockdown and i had my good sweatpants. For a special occasions like getting the mail. [laughing]. The week after that, who needs to put on pants to get the mail . Come on they moon know me at the post office. Another thing i learned. I dont have a book ending. I thought if i had the time. I didnt even read a book. My main accomplishment is my couch now has a groove in it. Its so perfectly shaped like my ass. Every morning i swipe in and netflix would turn itself on. A bad sign. If netflix stops asking are you still watching . It was crazy. The centers for Disease Control had dating guidelines. If you have sex with someone you dont know, wear a mask. [laughing]. I read that and i thought i have been there. I am vaccinated. I went with guardisail. Anyone else. I also got the pfizer and i could not believe my arm hurt so much from that shot of saline. You have to take care of your health. Back in 2019 . The big Health Concern was vaping. Turns out it was just regular breathing was the problem. But the vape people were the only ones surprised its not good for you. What . You are telling me this burning liquid Air Freshener i was sucking down is not good if but i bought it at the gas station. Nothing is good for you if you can charge it off a usb port. I know what i want to have happen after i die. I want my remains scattered over new york city. No, i dont want to be cremated. Thank you very much. [cheers and applause]. Greg joe, everyone well be right back. As someone who resembles someone else. I appreciate that Liberty Mutual knows everyones unique. Thats why they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Oh, yeah. Thats the spot. Only pay for what you need. Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty test. 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Im Shannon Bream in washington. Shannon breaking tonight, brandnew questions for biden as his top general seems to contradict comments he made earlier this year, that Military Leaders did not advise him to keep 2,500 troops in afghanistan. Our panel is standing by live to look at the