Greg we think you two. What a shame impaled on his own giant qtip. I dont think i read that correctly. And im sure he will add onto his speech. Im sure someone will lend him a Helping Hand after he lent her groping want to sew my name. Now we have time to hang out with Matt Lauer and charlie rose. But be careful when you hang out with charlie rose. He really wants to hang out. In case you forgot. He would never close his robe. Guess what, it is time for everything is racist so true, tonight a tale of two cokes. If two elections. As you know theres a recall going on in california except the recall is in for defective airbags. Its for a defective windbag. Namely his royal haircut, gavin newsom. It appears the person who has the biggest chance of winning is Larry Elder. Oh, look, hes black. Whats the l. A. Times claiming is causing the recall . Racism. Do i have this right . A privileged white male governor who is as i think is Cauliflower Pizza Crust is being recalled and the possible replacement is a black man. That sounds about as racist as a episode of whats happening. Heres a tip, it might be faster if you just published a list of things that arent racist. The reason for the Recall Isnt rampant crime, untreated mental illness, or homelessness, or the kardashians, its not that californians can get water or go outside, not high taxes. Its racism. He claims its White Supremacy that led to the recall in california, one of the most liberal states in the nation. Next they will blame all the Forest Fires on burning crosses. Their logic its the racists who are paid in california as the hotbed of crime. Those things are real, just propaganda for some amorphous band of bigots. Makes me wonder if the people who write for the l. A. Times have ever been to california. Have they been downtown near the overpasses or walk the beach is . Its what supremacists sleeping on the benches, littering the boardwalks with syringes. The elites would know this if they ever stepped outside of their gated communities and mansions. And saw how real people suffer from the policies they promote. What supremacists are as rail in california as the celebrities who bathe. But, dan, there was a way to refute the claim. What if the leading role republican challenger was black . Thats too crazy, nobody would believe that. But there it is, that guy is Larry Elder, the black man who earlier had been called the black face of White Supremacy by another columnist. If thats true . Hes been a black face for almost 70 years. That kind of commitment would make rachel jealous. If you said those things about the democratic candidate who happened to be black and canceled faster than the cosby show rerun. They are making the Argument Larry Elder isnt really black because for democrats, blacks are great until you challenge the democrats. Its about the content of your character and you only have character if you stayed on their plantation. Meanwhile, the other side of the country, there is another election. May be some hope for a cleaned up new York City. Right now the citys experience its own renaissance of recklessness. I never thought i would see the day when a crazed man attacks a car with a spatula. But that indeed happen here in the city. First we are getting carjacked and now we are getting flapjack. Im not sure if i should call the cops or ihop. The dude was beaten by a mob but this is what happens when d. A. Start waffling. Curtis leaves running for mayor and he seems to actually give a damn about the people living on The Street. On The Streets at the hampton at the first time and trouble, it made the round and worth showing my watch and learn. Yo, whats up man . How long you lift in . Six years. Six years. All right, where . Are you supposed to be on medication . Its okay, its okay, its okay. Its all right. Well take Care Of you. I just dont want to take advantage of you guys. Youre not taking advantage, youre my responsibility. Im running for mayor, im going to make sure you and your other friends out here taking Care Of. Greg thats pretty moving stuff. Ignore the left you screaming it was staged. As of aocs whole Life Isnt one big followup. But thats really whats missing from the left, compassion along with logic, reason, and truth. At the left pretend the policies help those less fortunate, a stroll down The Street in the major Blue City proves otherwise. If we see the consequences and most of them are asking you if you could spare any change in sticking a gun in your face are showing their junk. Those are just the democratic mayors. People like that disturb the man suffer on the sidewalks of new york, l. A. , atlanta, san fran, seattle, and anywhere else where there is no opposition to the rise of the hard left. If you see the consequences of one party rule. Not a republican insight and thats whats happens when youve got no competition. Ruined. Of real sensible democrats should be for stuff. Without loyal opposition, their party will turn into a motley bunch of woke them up brain, militia zombies. Not like the republicans are saviors by any means, you need at least two parties to keep Each Other from destroying themselves. Its time to do something to work and turn the tide. If more than one Guardian Angel to defeat a bunch of Marxist Devils and save those two state. Its what to take a rebirth of republicanism. Too bad theyre all moving to texas. [cheers and applause] lets welcome todays forecast, shes kicking some Fox News senior meteorologist, Janice Dean hes had more rolls than Brian Stelter on thanksgiving. Author of the new book the Respondent Actor Greg Ellis shes like your favorite sweater soft, warm, and riddled with moths. Fox news contributor, Kat Timpf and finally, his style of comedy is no laughing matter. Writer and comedian, Joe Machi all right im going to the only person here that still living in california, greg. Do you think Larry Elder is a sneaky White Supremacist . Let me get this straight, the white man is saying that the black man is the black face of White Supremacy . Greg yes okay, guy from compton, having lived its like hes been drinking the woke cola for too long. If im against i want the recall to happen. I dont think it carries on him. He has decimated california. Its like this, likely seen see them from companies living in this era where woke capitalism, where companies sell products to people who pretend to hate a Social Justice its like communism, capitalism. Gavin, look, hes a pretty fellow, good looking chap. Not doing him very well. Larry looks like he really mixes them up. Greg i noticed it better. Better Gavin Hair looks, its like remember The Picture Of Dorian Gray was not a movie or book, did i dream that . All right, thats the point im trying to make. But his hair stays the same, but the state like the picture in the attic. Is that Dorian Gray . Greg there is a picture in the attic. Whats wrong with you, janet . They are grasping At Straws now. Greg there is no more straws. How about hes just a terrible governor . I think they need a meteorologist in california. Greg when i was going to ask you, i dont know if Curtis Lee has a chance for a mayor, but you know, youve been a meteorologist for a long time. Isnt it time you enter the political realm and run for mayor . Come on. Would you vote for me . Greg who wouldnt vote for you . Hello, Andrew Cuomo would vote for yo. I dont take about that. I will say, i heard that Bill De Blasio was taking about running for governor today. We are in trouble. In trouble here in new York City but ill let you know. The winds are changing. Its me when i will help write your speech is. Than im going to win. There you go. This bill and thats the exact kind of answer, the perfect vision. Not literally, dont want to get in trouble with hr. Good to see you stop by the footlocker, joe. Or Old Navy . I dont know the brand, i dont Pay Attention to labels unlike the democrats in california. I find personally you would catch a label for something and then people will stop thinking and buy, thats what nike is producing. I think thats what happens here in california. What they are saying doesnt make sense. Gavin newsom had an odd or as a pet. Greg really . Ill tell you what, most white people didnt have auditors as a pet growing up. I didnt have a pet, i pretended that Stray Cats love to me. Much like cannibals pretend. Greg by The Way, auditors are more appealing than cats, right now youre going to make me upset. Just a friendly joke, i love pets. I thought of violence. Greg speaking of cats, how many cats does Curtis Lee will have . 17 right . Greg 17, he lives in a Studio Apartment 400 square feet with 17 cats. I learned to because hes on the show. I love this guy, but that is crazy. Crazy. I didnt mean crazy, im a doctor as you know, neurology. Kat. Thats what i say in my van. What are your thoughts about how its not like of water, lack of power, its not a mental illness, its white racism thats at the root of these problems . I looked at the article and evaluated it if it were a research paper, which now just makes twice ill use my english degree. Probably the only two times. It just doesnt add up, obviously, there is no evidence to back that conclusion, because really most of the article says people are upset about the rampant homelessness. A lot of people who are homeless are people of color, therefore youre a racist like awaits, so if you dont want people of color to be homeless, Thats Racist . Thanks actually backwards, but thats what happens when you stop thinking. Greg the governor has not talked to anybody that he has been doesnt know anything about the homeless or the drug addicted, the mentally ill. Im not even sure he knew some. That was a long way for probably the worst joke ever, ever made. The worst joke ever, ever made. Up next Narrator Evamarie smoked 12,000 packs of cigarettes over 15 years. She quit and now theres a new Lung Cancer Screening that could save her life. You stopped smoking. Now start screening. No matter how much you smoked, early detection could save you. Talk to your doctor or learn more at savedbythescan. Org greg heading to the beach to relax . Not if you didnt get your facts. Cdc recommending you nicks all your Travel Plans to stay home this Labor Day Weekend if youre not vaccinated. Even if you have gotten the shot, make sure to pack extra masks because they said so. In a public indoor setting please wear a mask. Vaccinated order unvaccinated. As i said before, theyre not forever but there for now. Greg masks are in forever, but they are for now. It sounds like Something Kay jewelers would say if your fiance [laughter] i didnt even finish the joke did i even try . All right. It sounds like Something Kay jewelers would say if your fiance was unattractive. [cheers and applause] thank you. And who will decide when we no longer need masks . Dr. Fauci . He went from saying no masks to wrap your head in the duvet cover. Hes now saying three shots will likely be the new norm for full vaccination. Whats next . Four, five . The upside is its the only way young children are being taught to count. [laughter] meanwhile, in australia the birthplace of freckles, theyve been going absolutely nuts trying to get covid under control. In their latest effort to eradicate the virus, aussies are being forced to use a app with facial Recognition Software and geolocation to prove they are actually quarantining for 14 days after traveling within the country. The applicant randomly context people and asked them to provide proof of their location in 15 minutes. Its like a goober rivers. The aclu proves once again they dont understand what they stand for. They say theyre a justifiable intrusion on bodily integrity. It means the constitutions as meaningless as a receipt from cvs. They should change the initial freckles from aclu to ob ey. You know what, i dont need your courtesy applause. This Isnt Seth myers. [laughter] yes, yes what [applause] greg it took me a while to remember his name. Joe, whats your three day and we can look like . I have not got invited to anything. Im going to avoid the traffic. Stay local. Greg if you had plans, would you heed the cdc . Either been paying attention to them for a while, because to me it seems that they believe that they are doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Its the definition of insanity. It doesnt make it sense to me, thats why you dont have to wear a mask and the vaccine, you have to wear a Mask Come in two weeks. Three vaccines, nine months, five months, its hard to keep up and it changes daytoday. Daytoday. Greg thats so true. Kat, youre obviously a famous libertarian. Theres only like three of them. How do you feel about the aclu . Its super disappointing because im somebody who is provaccine but antimandate. The way that i reached this set of beliefs by researching the vaccine and the benefits versus risks, also being not literally a communist. If you do not own your body, you cant say youre a member of society. At all. Also i do not ever trust anybody just for now but not forever. If spielman especially relationship. You can come to my apartment someday, they become a two years later. Ive no idea how him and the probably secret family are doing. [laughter] greg i wish i had a secret family. What are you for casting, will people follow cdc guidelines . Its crazy, they did everything they told me to. If my kid has to get vaccinated to go to school, will have to do that, but site for casting a storm. I tear you to mantoman tell you where the store is going to go, that i do make you back but you decide what youre going to do with that information. Greg thats a wonderful analogy for my next mayor. Youre from england, greg, so lets talk about australia. Okay, make them a lets do it. Greg australia is invalid if you dropped england on the floor i think it was the criminals, on the ships that went to. Greg yeah, it was a colony. You look at the internment camps, its really cheery. It was lots of these its going to 14 Days Quarantine in the internment camps. Greg by The Way, penal colony, its not as fun as it sounds. [laughter] by The Way, my whole weekend is a mandate. Greg, i was brought up to believe that australia was a bad Country Home of crocodiles and mel gibson, and bell gibson, and crocodiles. And Martial Law apparently. Troops on The Street, stuck in their homes, another lockdown, we see whats happening in New Zealand as well. Thats kind of the same, in the u. K. , its not there as well. Greg what is due lally . Leica picnic, its crazy. Greg its nuts, its how authoritarianism can creep up, if you give population a choice. The aclu, apparently they are suing South Carolina about Mask Mandates. Hang on a second. We are suing because of Mask Mandates that women should have control in texas . Global standards right . It makes absolutely no sense. But again, you know, were talking about australia. Greg wait, we were in, where my, actually . The covid19 vaccines can be our chance to get back to our plans. Who we are. What we miss. To get back to Each Other. To life. But. Its ok to have questions like. How were the vaccines tested . In rigorous clinical trials among adults of diverse backgrounds. Can the vaccines give you covid19 . You cannot get covid19 from a vaccine. Why should i get vaccinated . Protecting yourself also helps protect the people around you. Find the latest information at getvaccineanswers. Org Greg Is there rejuvenation and abomination, thats a rhyme, kat . As part of what theyre calling a national rejuvenation with sounds like a socialist skincare regiment, regime, china is cracking down on video games. Seliger and a fandom, top actresses , and effeminate men. Coincidentally, thats the last four entries of my internet search history. Chinese president has called for a tighter Party Control across several areas so australia doesnt feel left out. Minors are now banned from online gaming on School Days and are limited to one hour a day on weekends and holiday evenings. Thats how the State Media slammed online games spiritual opium. Or perhaps in honor of the friend hunter biden. Meanwhile, their Reading And Celebrity worship and online Fan Clubs including banning the ranking of celebrities by popularity. They scrubbed this list from the internet. [laughter] [applause] thank you. Finally, and this is the one that bothers me the most because i myself am delicate and delicate hands. China has banned effeminate men from appearing on tv. It promotes revolutionary culture and resolutely put an end to cc men, not my term, and other abnormal aesthetics. Apparently people worry that South Korean and japanese Pop Stars are encouraging chinese men to not become from masculine off. If you want young men to be inspired to become more manly, show them this. My hands already got larger and just that. Janice, could this be your Game Crackdown actually be a good thing longterm . Can you replay what you just ive never seen that before. Its not the faces he makes. Thats part of a show . Greg i told him when he was doing his show to stop dancing when you leave the segment to the music because its so grungy and he doesnt listen. I decided to make a montage out of it and force them to stop. Thats going to be on fire on the internet. Greg thats a second time i played it. I try to play it at least once a week, sometimes when im alone. I feel bad for china not being able to see that. Greg there cracking down on everything but that video. That ill be okay. Itll last them a lifetime. Greg thats true. I feel this is terrible. Theyre not going to be a watch the show and of course poor timing because abba came out with a brandnew album. Right . Am i the only one who loves abba . Greg i love palindromes so i guess i do love abba. [laughter] joe, joe, joe, there has to be some part of the story thats intimately resonating with io . This is a chance for me to show my value for those different than myself. I mean, i have a much toxic masculinity coursing through my veins as a Steroid User while having. But i think, i value the rights of people different for me i hate the bachelor but i dont think its fans should be rounded up. Thank you. Greg what do you think about them cracking down on bands . I mean, they do not want any distraction to the greater mission. Fans, Sissy Men . Sissy men . Im glad its not here in america because where i am in california, gavin Newsoms Cap Pain would collapse in the mainstream media. In all seriousness i think its good for boys and youngsters did not spend so much time online. Online video games, get outside, whether it be for the good of the people. I think its a good thing, but this is a men thing, i mean, you and me, we can dance. Greg you dont even know his name was to which is hilarious. At thats going to pits off jesse even more. You dont know his name. Jesse and i go way back. Of we danced up a storm back in the day. He was my get dance partner. Moving on. Greg kat. Hey greg youre kind of a fan boy, right . Really, youre an intense fan of things. Yeah. Im not a boy though. Greg you know what i mean. And casey you didnt know that. Yeah, this is not good to be popular with the audience and its going to be very controversial. I would not want to live in a place with andre queens. Im serious, yes, you cry on a regular bar, youre reared, you cry in a drag bar, theyre going to tell you youre beautiful and that youre perfect just The Way you are, honey, you walk out of there feeling yourself. Greg thats true. A feeling other. Greg i cry at all the time. Ive never cried at a bar. Of greg should try it. Coming up, should you become a i will bless those who bless you coming up, should you become a Mick Fleury Order because here in israel and the former Soviet Union the jewish people are living in very difficult times. There are now thousands of destitute elderly jews who are desperately in need of basic food. The International Fellowship Of Christians And Jews is on the ground with Survival Food boxes but the need for food is growing. Call or go online now and say, i will bless these children of abraham. Its the elderly widows who are hurting the most. 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Of course, there arent any spots. A few minutes wont hurt anybody. Whatever the reason, excuses dont excuse. Join pva and be part of the solution. Honor the spot. Greg we all experience the fury when you cant get a mcflurry. Time for the future emmy awardwinning segment got gotfelled investigates if youre waiting for a mcflurry, you better hope youre not in a mccurry. According to oh letter obtained by the wall street journal, they launched an investigation to why Mcdonalds Ice Cream machine seems to be broken all the time. This could be the biggest corporate scandal since the bank bailouts. The investigation thats a Job Lead people up and flabby arms. The issues apparently gotten more attention since the website called nick broken started tracking the status of machines around the country. This morning, more than 11 of them were down. If the trend worsens, people might lose weight. [laughter] some speculate the problem is employees not letting the machines heat up enough before cleaning them. Others suggest a darker, more sinister reason for the broken machines. In an act of corporate terrorism on behalf of the lactose intolerance. For more, we go to account for comment. Why dont they use Chicken Milk for the deserts . Is that even possible . Now theyll blame me for covid. Shut out to Greg Ellis, i love doing pirates of the caribbean. [laughter] greg youve got to fan out there in the pasture, greg. What can i say . Should i speak like that like im scottish . Everything in front like mcflurry, Broken Mick broken, gutfeld, when did that become a thing . Greg its so true we are putting mc in front of everything. Thats not a bad, i didnt mean to say what you thought id say. This matter, thats all it takes. Greg cancel me immediately, Take Me Out of context janice, have you experienced this . I dont want to experience this. Its terrible. Weve had hurricanes, covid, afghanistan, now the machines are breaking Ice Cream . Greg this is like the terminator. Dont tell me the Flurry Machines are breaking too. Greg when i get cream headaches. This is the deal, this is the reason why its happening, kat, Cody Rigsby on Palatine East to work the drive through at mcdonalds he said after you clean the machines, you tell everybody its broken so you do not have to clean it again. I said this last night yes, its not broken, its that youre at work and i worked in many restaurants, not to brag. Before you can go home, you have to do all the assigned work in all these things and thats a little bit slow, you get started cleaning the thing and you can go home right at closing. If you get done cleaning the machine, somebody comes in right before you close and they want Ice Cream. If youre not going to give them a Ice Cream to clean again, youve got to go to the bar. Its broken. Greg i used to have to clean the targets at albertson. I had to do it at boston market. Greg i was the biggest culprit in making them dirty. It was basically albertsons, yeah, the supermarket. They had a bathroom in the back and not a lot of people knew that because you dont want to tell everybody, especially the albertson near the fairgrounds. You have to have a kia, you have to have a bouncer. Greg the carnies, this weird [bleep] bathroom, im not talking about like taking up a leap, weird stuff. You were a carnet, joe. No, i was not a carnet. [laughter] but ive worked restaurants and a lot of what you do is trying to come up for reasons why you dont have to work. Next week, i have a Repair Man coming the same day. Greg when youre not sure what its going to be . No, not yet, but ill ask janice later. Will keep in touch. They would say the machines in touch, and just give me a chance. I object the notion that mcflurrys are unhealthy because ill tell you what, when im eating one my Heart Rate starts to pound and i start sweating. Its the same as running a marathon. Is this Ice Cream . Yeah. It should be a national order. Its a good, strong use of taxpayer money. If it was the british version, you brew a cup of tea, theyd be storming The Streets. If im not why its front page. It is a mcflurry . Greg i love the fact he didnt read the story. The Ice Cream machines are broken. Ice cream machines. Mcdonalds with the crazy scary cloudy. We all want to buy the food and eat with ed. We wont go there. Do you have to clean them . Greg when you have to clean them its just Ice Cream you do have to clean greg stop cleaning the machine. I love its a big priority. Greg went all right, weve got more. Up next, a friday another day, another chance. Make the most of it with the network that can deliver Gig Speeds to the most businesses. And get the advanced Cybersecurity Solutions you need with Comcast Business Securityedge. Ask how to get Comcast Business Securityedge to help protect all your connected devices. And get started with a great offer on fast and reliable Internet And Voice for just 64. 99 a month. Plus, ask how to get a prepaid card up to 500. Call or go online today to learn more. Comcast business. Powering possibilities. Greg we cover a lot every week and sometimes not all of our beautiful jokes make it in. But lucky you will come of those strokes get a second chance right here in their own segment. At time once again for Greg Is gregs leftovers. Greg leftovers sometimes there go to, sometimes not so much but you never know until you chow down. Here we go. Rolling Stones Drummer Charlie watson died at age 80 making him the second most unhealthy person in the band. [laughs] 27 sacramento schoolchildren are still in afghanistan. If their departure was delayed because some of the kids wanted to spend their last day of vacation at six flags over kabul. But Vp Kamala Harris gave her a word that the moment those kids get back to the u. S. , theyll be arrested. Thats why that didnt happen. Kamala harris has been hard to find lately, critics are saying its to prevent the popular vp from making the president look bad. Supporters condemn biden doesnt need help looking bad. Has anybody check your affair has it she still not been there yet . Joe Biden Con checking his Watch Checking in the ceremony for fallen troops. The reports are saying he was just checking to make sure he had time for his fourth and fifth naps. Biden was stunned by the video, he was also stunned to learn the woman standing next to him is his wife. Elites called transcripts showed then president to improve the optics against the taliban, but its hard to do that and also fill helicopters with money. Yeah, there you go. Former conservative wrote an oped blaming the afghan withdrawal on the american people instead of Joe Biden. Youll notice hes a hack to cover up where his brain was removed. Mike richards making obnoxious comments on a Podcast And Nobody accepted his apology because it was not in the form of a question. [laughter] workings the new Dating Trend of secretly seeing other people. It remind us of when kat was dating and boyfriends checked in, but they didnt check out. A who flushes kids at the near bicycle keeps getting released a jail. But thats what happens when Anthony Weiners wifi goes down. They have no choice to release him. Hes avoided Jail Times but hes been banned from posting any Sport Shows on cnn. Joe biden plans to spend the week and back home in delaware, the sixth time use vacations since his inauguration, nearly one person for every time his dog has attacked. His dog shown more aggression than general milley. [laughter] [applause] biden has been in delaware for days, but you think hes in afghanistan, but that should count for something. Twitters new safety mode, twitters can block any criticism or unwanted interactions. The developers claim its just like a Joe Biden press conference. [laughs] the twitter allows you to lament unwelcome indirection. I have a similar feature on my devices. Its called the on off switch. New York Democrat Candidate for City Council wants to put victims in charge of rehabilitating violent criminals, rather than prison. Other ideas include using enormous Hydrogen Filled Balloons to transport people. That might have been the hindenburg. Many americans have put on weight during the Pandemic And Worry they will be unrecognizable when they returned to work. Its the news that inspired Andrew Cuomo to eat a family size lasagna. So he would be unrecognizable. Swimmers are being worn to avoid waters off england where there is apparently a confused dolphin. Melissa is asking us to withhold judgment unless we know hes a democrat. Dolphins can become very amorous when they interact with humans. But the only dolphin i ever swam with told me he just liked me as a friend buried a new Study Sayn find men Who Mumble Our more attractive. Really good news for bob dylan. As for the reaction to the study, most men but at some thing under their breath and wandered off. It numbs a courtesy left, janice. In the afghan interpreter who say President Biden is now stranded there. The white House Spokesman said the Translators Departure has been related to my delight but reassured It Reporters the man has been mailed his Absentee Ballot for the 2024 election. Americans are stocking up on Toilet Paper. They plan to take this sitting down. The anticipation of short issues, keeping the houses this hollowing. With a Toilet Paper shortage lumen, the cdc plans to a new subsidy to get new fiber into our diet. And that a perfect ending. [laughter] [cheers and applause] i think they batted about. 300, 3 out Ofof Greg before we go, a quick reminder that animals are jerks, animals are jerks. Greg check out this jerk of a dog. Its like a crusher. You know, look at that. Demanding full attention because he deserves the attention. Doesnt want you on your phone. Isnt that great . There something about the phone that bothers him. Hit it again. Maybe hes calling another dog and he knows it . Yeah, i need to see your phone and see who youre talking to. Is it spot . Thats why animals are jerks. Animals are jerks. Greg set your dvr every night so you never miss an episode thank you to Janice Dean, Greg Ellis, joe mackie, Kat Timpf, our studio audience, Fox News at night when Shannon Bream is next im and is looking at the northeast as well. Its a mess. Heres the five. Hello. Im Shannon Bream with dagen mcdowell, jessica tarlov, joey jones. Its 5 00 in new York City. This is the five. President biden insisting The Way he got out of afghanistan was an extraordinary success. The american people disagree. His Numbers Nose Diving after the chaotic exit. A new national poll out saying