[laughter] i have some bruises. A little too far to the left. Clumsy people should stick to dancing on the floor. You be quiet, i am trying to do a monologue. Its been really hard to gauge the Vice President s performance during the afghanistan fiasco, mainly because she has been harder to find that a nonbinary taliban leader, which basically means he sleeps with both women and goats. It is almost like she was abducted by aliens, not the ones pouring across our southern border. Honestly, i am starting to miss her. Her gravitas, her sincerity, her compassion toward looters and arsonists. But also, i really miss her soothing laugh. [laughter] be honest, i am going to cackle withdrawal. But i have been making do with this. [cackling] come, my cohort in crime greg we would have more Luck Finding Cesar Romero at a laundromat in queens than finding kamala anywhere. Guess that means its time for. In search of Kamala Harris. With your hosts, sarah jessica parker. Greg that was a mistake. Welcome to in search of Kamala Harris, and tonight, i am your host, sarah jessica parker. While the country endured a week and a half of horrible news, we heard that kamala went on a trip to vietnam. Vietnam, why does the Name Ring a bell . What happened over there . Not sure, but she left faster than the last u. S. Helicopter out of saigon in 1975. She stopped over in pearl harbor, there are enough, but if shes interested in military tragedies, there is one she is presiding over currently. But i guess it is fitting, Kamalas Approval Rating is also a divebombing zero. Then there was an event that was closed to the press. What happened there . No idea. It was closed to the press. Something i just said three sentences ago. Sometimes i really wish you were listening to me. The fact is, harris has been as quiet as Don Lemon after he sees his own ratings. She has been his closed mouth as our president when he loses his chompers. This is interesting, for as we were once told, she was supposed to be the real commander in chief, not the old guy currently trying to put kleenex boxes on his feet and combing his hair with a toilet brush. As Joe Concho points out in the hill, which is a website not a mound of dirt, she was a historic, consequential figure. Beside Politicos Headline that mirrored so many others, harris has the potential to change the face of u. S. Policy. Cannot change the Lint Filter in your dryer, which is where the harvest joes hair. But still, she was always the anointed one, but now this big deal has vanished like food left on a tray in a Hotel Hallway two doors down from brian stelters room. That was a long way for a joke. Since she took office, she has not held once a low Press Conference and she is no longer doing oneonone interviews. What a powerful display of feminism. And you know hillary is sitting at home in a robe drinking a Bud And Washing harris on tv and going are you [bleep] kidding me . What one shouldnt be surprised. This is what it happens when you are chosen only based on intersectionality instead of competence, but the dems are in a fixed. Bidens numbers are dropping and Kamala Harris are worse. The vp at 35 approval, 54 disapproval. Thats insane. For a vp just seven months in, harris is points underwater. If she sunk any lower, she would qualify for shark week. And she hasnt done anything memorable. It is a rare feat to be both invisible and unpopular, which might be why her secret Service Code Name is silent but deadly. She is the Human Version of carbon monoxide. But maybe it is a strategy. The more you see of her, the worse it gets, so keep her under wraps. It is kind of like Michael Moore in a thong. Yeah, you are right, nothing is like Michael Moore in a thong, and i apologize replacing that image in your heads. Either way, it puts the dems in quite a pickle. Joe does not look like a second termer. If you think he is sleeping now, wait until he has had some turkey. Biden completing his term, this Man Cant even complete his sentences. And when the strategy for your successor is keeping her Out Of Sight, then maybe you should rethink that success, unless this is somehow planned. Joe is publicly bad, kamala is nowhere to be found, keeping her under wraps, that might make sense, with inflation, crime, covid, spending, and now afghanistan, perhaps the real strategy is making joe look so bad he exits earlier than expected, like a Starting Pitcher who gives up eight runs in the first inning. Thats a sports metaphor, lisa. Have fast the democrats plan, ive got two words for them mission accomplished. Got two other words for the dems, but this is a family show. After so many bad things happening so fast, maybe anything different looks good, including even someone you cant even find, like kamala. The Democratic Party reminds me of me and my single days, you know, after having eight drinks and at last call, i go home with a pandora. And during that vacation in singapore, i did. [applause] welcome tonights guests. At 4 00 a. M. , hes already giving farmers, garbage men, and meth heads all the news they need. Fox friends first coanchor todd piro. And while todd is up early news in, she is still out boozing, republican Strategist And Fox News Contributor lisa boothe. And her 12step Program is falling down three or four at a time with them a Fox News Contributor kat temp. Finally, this audience is always in stitches because they stabbed themselves after seeing his stand up, comedian joe mackie. Joe machi. Lisa, good to see you slightly sober. That is what you think. Kidding. Greg ive used that line. I threw out a couple of theories on why we are not seeing harris at all, vp harris, do you have any theories why she is Out Of Sight . I think Joe Biden hates her. Greg that could be it. If you had to deal with Kamala Harris on a daily basis, wouldnt you want her out of the picture is much as possible . I would send her away every single day, send her on trips, to north korea, she can hang out with kim jong un. And this is someone you had to deal with on a daily basis, wouldnt you want for out of Out Of Sight as much as possible . I think your monologue, you are right, there is a real possibility that neither Joe Biden nor Kamala Harris on the Democrat Nominee in 2024. Greg you know you made me realize that President Biden sent her to the border as punishment for him calling her a racist. I literally think they hate each other. Greg remember when she said i was that Little Girl to him. Now i really like biden. Dr. Jill, though. Remember that time you call me racist . She should go down and deal with the disenfranchise down at the border, if she is so progressive. So we sent her down there. Now i am beginning to like the guy. He probably did that unintentionally, todd. Todd, good to see you are still awake. Is this a Big Problem for the democrats . Oh, it is a huge problem. And I Cant decide, to your monologues point, whether this is intentional or a failure. That is a question we have so much with this administration. Is this purposeful or a Mess Up . Some combination of both. My contribution is this she was a former prosecutor. Greg right. Yet they hesitate to put her in a type of an ad lib. Situation because we saw the Lester Holt interview. He asks a question like what are you doing . Ive never been to europe. What . That is very concerning. If you are listening, another place to send her. Greg a really bad place in europe, not a good place. You are not going to scandinavia. Everything in europe is pretty good, right . Especially compared to hear these days. Greg oh, antiamerican. You make me sick. So, joe, do you think kamala will be the choice for the democrats in 2024 . I doubted. Bidenharris is like when a snake bites a python, they are only hurting each other. Ill tell you what is going down here, it reminds me of back in High School when the kids would throw a no parents alcohol party, and i would call the police because i wasnt invited. [laughter] and as i watched from the bushes, i noticed everyone would run away when the cops Rode Up with because they wanted to get away from where the trouble was, and i think that is what Vice President harris is doing. She is saying oh, i was in the room Joe Biden commanded withdrawal, and now she is saying look at all of the rooms im in the dont have Joe Biden. [laughter] greg may be the room she was in was the timeout room. Doesnt matter. Just cover the room. Greg kat, she has a similar issue you have, we cant tell if it is intentional on purpose. Oh, those are the same thing. The last thing, because i also have an annoying laugh. People would always tell me to stop with that laugh. Greg you have a husky laugh. You laugh like a 14yearold boy. Yes. Like beavis and. Greg you should hear her in the office. People cry. Looked, with kamala, i think there is an alternate way of looking at this, that she is actually doing everything as Vice President that she was chosen to do, because it, as you said, she was chosen just because she checks off certain boxes, identitywise, than by that logic, all she needs to do is just exist. Keep existing. As far as we know, still does. Greg is interesting, both of them served a purpose in winning, she ticked the boxes and he was the Trojan Horse of moderation, right . I dont like seeing dems turning on joe, because joe i dont know of joe actually wanted to run for president , right . He wanted to go hang out somewhere. Probably naked somewhere. Thats a rumor, by the way, i dont have anything to substantiate that. Is there anything youd like to tell us . Greg there was that time one weekend that i dont want to get into. Delaware is a crazy place. 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The most daring rescue of a biden from white stuff since hunter was in rehab. He was struggling to get out during the recent evacuation and that sucks. Mohammeds life is in danger because he got bumped from his Flight Fear for the good news is the Inflight Movie was cats. He has not been hiding and Begging Biden to say that empirically and response, biden said we cant, but how about a free mohammed told the Wall Street Journal hello, mr. President , save me and my family, dont forget me here. Mohammed so desperate even offered to let biden sniff his wifes hair. That is not true. As if it cannot get any more worse for joe, it actually does beard reuters, whoever that is, obtain the official transcript of a July 23rd call between bidd the former afghan president. In it, biden seemed concerned about optics rather than safety, less than four weeks from the taliban takeover. Biden quote, i do not tell you the perception that in parts of afghanistan, things are not going well in terms of the fight against the taliban, and there is a need, whether it is true or not, there is a need to project a different picture. That is pretty explosive, asking a leader to lie about the reality of a war to help yourself politically. But i think biden really crossed a lie when he offered a discount on one of hunters paintings. Turned out there was more to that Phone Call. So, ghani, like i was saying, its all about perception. Both people think it is going well, it is going well. Let me just say, if things go bad, i will forget you guys fearful of course, we wont forget you. I tend to forget things. Like, you know, the simple things. I know it is i before e except after c, but theres a couple of exceptions, i never know what they are. And ghani, did you know i was Vice President of the united states for like eight years . I dont remember any of it. Ghani . Are you still there . [snoring] im tired, too. Im going to catch a few myself. [applause] greg todd, i seem to remember this long, long process of outrage over the perfect Phone Call that led to an impeachment. That perfect Phone Call, cant even remember what it was, ukraine, whoever it was, its gone now, is nothing compared to this. See, i am so outrage my sentences make no sense. But republicans would never think to impeach Joe Biden over this, but the moment the democrats saw that Phone Call with trump, they are like, well, clearly this is an impeachable offense and we can drag them through the mud forever. That Phone Call really undercuts the notion of i had no idea i could go this bad. You literally warned the guy that hey, whether it is perception or not, it is going this bad. As for the interpreter, we are about to have them on tomorrow morning. If you are the president of the united states, and this guy saved your life, isnt he Number One on the plane . Greg exactly. Or somebody saves my life, and im not the president of the united states, im doing everything in my power to give this guy everything. Give him my house, my car, this job, i will make them stay up 24 hours and come on gutfeld . Greg exactly fearful you are the real hero, todd. Thank you for your service. I remember when i pulled you out of that toy claw machine. I dont know how you got in there. I hate when you do Grab Something and it just lets it go. Ill tell you what, real quickly, the trump impeachment was when the deep State Released Transcripts because they didnt like the president , and it seems like that happened again here, and that is a bad precedent being set. To say how i think this really hurts come in reminds me it reminds me of this time i founda Guys Wallet and returned it and he didnt give me any cash, so the next time i find a wallet, im keeping it. [laughter] thats the thing. If we abandon our allies, next time we need allies, they are not going to be there. Greg you know, i dont know where that wallet would go in your members only jacket. Pretty snug. Ive been having too much pasta over lockdown, greg. Greg i wasnt talking about your weight, i was talking about your jacket, is a very tight jacket. I guess my insecurity showed through there, as well. I like your jacket. Greg No One asked you, lisa. Never mind. Kat yes, greg . Greg it is kind of shameful, to todds point, that this guy is still there. Its crazy. Yeah, its very awful, but at least, you know, biden is not tweeting any means stuff about him. That would be really bad. Greg we gotten rid of the mean tweeter. He is polite while he leaves people there to get slaughtered. This is, unfortunately, happening during this entire war. You know, the afghan papers, Colonel Bob crowley admitted they would alter data to make things look like they were going better than they really were. That is the theme of this whole war. Should be concerned with how it is actually going in these Life Or Death situations than how it looks like it is going. But again, you know, i am not a politician or a general. Greg you are barely human, kat. The point you are making is probably the most important point. How do you get a 20 Year War when all you are getting is good news, and we understand why Bad News is bad, because bad morale, but what is good news that is not real do, it keeps a war is kind of a low boil for 20 years. That is what i think we got, lisa, as a republican strategist, do you see any work to take down Joe Biden or is he doing a good job himself . Its almost intentional. How do you get so much so wrong so quickly . It raises a whole host of question. Remember the Phone Call with president trump, zelensky didnt even know money was being withheld. The entire premise was, but Joe Biden e. R. , Kevin Mccarthy and Mitch Mcconnell need to grow a pair and bring articles of impeachment, not only against the 13 marines killed, he is now less americans behind, the majority of special immigrant visas, translators and people that fought alongside us, have been left behind, we took random afghans, reports that some of those people are terrorists, they got nothing right, so it is time for Joe Biden to go, and also trying to take vacation during all of this, can even get a Prime Time speech, which also raises questions, what is going on up here . Should be in a nursing home, not the white house. He cant even stay up past 5 00 p. M. Greg how is growing a pair going to help anybody . I get, delicious fruits, but you tell me. Greg i think they should be actually getting some balls and impeaching him. That is what i said. Greg talk about growing fruits. Lisa, sometimes i wonder what is going on in your head. I didnt want to take it all the way. You did it for me. Thank you. Greg im next, they were kicked out of schools for disobeying vaccine rules. Summer is a state of mind, you can visit anytime. Savor your summer with lincoln. If youre 55 and up, tmobile has plans built just for you whether you need a single line or lines for family members, summer is a state of mind, you can visit anytime. Youll get great value on americas most reliable 5g network. Like 2 lines of unlimited for just 27. 50 a line. Thats our everyday price. Plus, our plans always come with unlimited talk, text and data included. So, switch to tmobile and get 2 lines of unlimited for only 27. 50 a line. Thats half the price of verizon or at t. Only at tmobile. The leader in 5g. Greg as the delta surges, so do the vaccine purges. This week, Virginia Tech disenrolled, i guess expelled, 134 students who refused to comply with university maxing mandates. The university of virginia, and other college, kicked out 238 students who did not comply its vaccine rules. For more kongo live to see with the students are doing instead. Oh, my oh greg america is doomed. Speaking of idiots, then a while since we heard from these two chocolate bunnies. If you are not going to get vaccinated, you dont want to social distance or wear a mask, maybe you dont want to go to the hospital when you get sick. I know that sounds harsh, but you are taking up space for people who are doing things the right way. You and i both agree on, this is going to be between the vaccinated and unvaccinated moving forward in this country. Greg makes sense, don. Do smokers, drinkers, mountain climbers, other elevated risk takers. Maybe we should make hospitals only for people who deserve to go to the hospital if your quit is so much more fun to unite, vaxers versus antivaxxers. A. D. D. , adhd. Dont be ablest. Greg i feel like these vax mandates are now a now freelance authoritarianism. It is not the government doing so it is okay. I wish someone would have kicked me out of college, it would have done me a favor. I only knew how to make wise cracks and drink beer. To your point, for college kids, more unvaccinated people, head of the cdc said, can spread covid. Your Vaccination Status does not mean you are not going to spread it. If youve been vaccinated. Also, like you said, there are a lot of things that are dangerous. I remember in High School, thinking it is the most dangerous thing i had ever seen. I would shout during the football games, be careful, you are standing on a pyramid made of attractive teenage girls [laughter] greg did they ever listen to you . Never . Never. Greg you were just escorted from the field. We lost a lot of nice people then. Greg its true cheerleading is actually dangerous. More dangerous than i would venture playing any sport. And i have no facts to back that up. That is why this show is so successful. Mandates or Don Lemon, and dont use that as a joke. Okay, sure. The Don Lemon thing bothers me because people doing everything the right way, nobody does everything the right way. I mean, i am vaccinated, but i have also been to an Emergency Room, and i know from going to the Emergency Room that they are almost entirely made up of people who are they are directly because of a terrible, stupid choice. Greg exactly. That is what we do. We dont have Emergency Rooms because we are responsible, as a species. We have Emergency Rooms because we are idiots. That is what makes us special. Greg it is so true. If you ever go to an Emergency Room in new York City at night, and you are not drunk, you are the only person not drunk. Yes. It is a line of people and i am including Friends Of Mine it is made up of people who and of course there are people who are exceptions, people of gotten sick, but all most everyone is incoherent, something you are an expert at, lee said. Very true. Greg Don Lemon or mandates . Going to pick mandates. Actually, i reject the premise that if you are responsible there are groups of people who dont need to get vaccinated. Health issues, autoimmune issues, people natural immunity that is actually stronger, studies show, then vaccine immunity. People are young and healthy, even my age category, im a 99. 9 chance of survival. I am 36, thank you very much. We are literally living in a cult. It is insane to tell everyone they need to get vaccinated. It should be up to that person and their doctor and their personal health risk, particularly with College Students are talking about an Age Group that literally has emotional risk of covid and you are telling them to inject their body with something that has been rushed to the market, that there are still questions about, that they are studying currently, Heart Conditions that they think are actually more prominent in the Moderna Vaccine than previously thought. We still have a lot of questions. I think that is absolutely insane. Greg a lot of those questions have been answered to the benefit of the vaccine, though. These vaccines have over a period of time i have but we were stuck in my body. The point is if you have someone who is statistically has a 99. 97 chance of survival, why have them take the risk of getting the vaccine when covid is not as you are asking someone to get vaccinated for something i love partying with old people, though. Also, we are living in an age of posttruth, we have a scientific and medical industry subscribing to groupthink, if you see anything outside the bounds, they try to crush you. We have seen that we are living in a time where the media is uncritical and on questioning of vaccines. The sec, cdc have all become political, bureaucratic entities, so i dont think we are actually getting the full truth on anything, either. Greg i dont know, i think over the time, the truth keeps moving towards the direction these vaccines are doing a pretty bangup job. Theyre not like okay, they are not as wellresearched as the smallpox vaccine, but that is different. What we are seeing, its been phenomenal. Have you looked at the vers data . Greg it is selfreported and not actually controlled. People can write in and say whatever they want to. The cdc still uses it as a source of information. It is self reporting, not 100 verifiable, but you look at one year alone since December 2020 until now, you have had more deaths than all other vaccines from 1990 to now, and all that Information Greg i dont think there is any deaths caused by the vaccine. Yes there has been. Greg caused by maybe one . No, there has been verifiable reports greg i have to look that up. That come i think come out of the millions, it is probably close to zero. The point is if someone is not at risk of covid, why would have to then go get vaccinated . It should be up to them in their own personal risk. Some people should get vaccinated greg that is a different argument. Im not disagreeing with you. Its individual choice, im not disagreeing with you. What im saying is you cant say the vaccine is high risk right now. The data says otherwise. It actually said, its probably one of the most low risk anyway, ive got to get todd in here. Last word to you, todd. Do you agree with me on everything ive said . My comment is art these colleges and universities being disingenuous focusing on just this one disease . Have you been to a college . They are petri dishes for every disease known to man. If you know what i mean. Greg i dont. Yeah, i dont know greg very specific. You just put me back you enjoyed the thought. Greg it was a terrible thought and you are a horrible person. Next, if it helps you quit smoking, while the rules that have Kat Smoking . They have customized solutions to help our familys special needs. Giving us confidence in our future. And in kevins. Voya. Well planned. Well invested. Well protected. 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Greg there is no escaping the benefits of vaping, but sadly, the of session with keeping ecigs out of the hands of teens to keep them from smoking a new article for the society of nicotine and tobacco, by far the most laidback research society, constant handwringing actually leads to more deaths. It is true, cigarettes kill more than 7 Million people a year worldwide, so it stands to reason if you replace smoking with vaping and eliminate the deadly tar and other toxic ingredients, you could literally save millions of lives. But instead by focusing on vapings impact on kids, we besmirch a lifesaving tool while preserving the popularity of cigarettes, which will only kill those kids later when they take up smoking because they werent allowed to vaped i think that is logical, or it sounds logical to me, but this also got me thinking, what other things could vaping stop people from doing . Maybe there are hidden benefits that havent been discovered yet. Kat come I Cant believe it is only wednesday. Do you want to have a booze and smoking party . Yes, i love getting drunk and throwing darts at work. Actually, you know what, i think i would rather be productive. Go try kill need hey, kat come i have your lunch. You forgot my french fries, pack your stuff and get out of here. Whoa, really . Actually, this is great. You should get a raise and, you know what, im going to pay for your wedding. Wow, thanks. Yes, it was a large order of ribs, and i said well done. They are still a little pink, and you know i like mine slightly browned and burned. Can you have your guys come back and pick it up . Yes, that would be great. We in no way endorse vaping. This is only a skit brought to you by [applause] Greg Vaping actually saved my life. I dont even vaped and i didnt even know about it. That is incredible. My vaping saved your life, and you are welcome. Greg weve been saying this in a while, a long time. Saying this forever. The science here is very clear, that vaping although probably not the best thing you can do with your lungs it is a lot better than smoking cigarettes, to the point where so many other countries actually have doctors recommend it to you and say smoking aid. I was so upset when people are talking about this, if the kids ruin another thing for me, and they did. Its so absurd, because i talk about vaping, i get really animated because think about how divided we are as a country, right . Republicans, democrats, dont agree on anything, if possible to have a real bipartisan consensus, except for the fact i should never be allowed to have a mango juul pod, one of the major sources in of joy in my life i will never have again. Greg it benefits quitting smoking. It did for me. I was smoking, todd, then i started vaping, quit smoking, and that i just stopped vaping. It is insane how it works, and yet we are saying oh, beware this is killing people. And i blame you, todd. Usually it is my fault. One thing but what a Power Move by the Vaping Lobby to come up with this study. Those commercials, to your point, if you vaped, you get this Metal Monster in your lung. You may be inhaling toxins. They are very powerful. The Vaping Industry is like, whoa, these commercials that we sort of agreed to, maybe we shouldnt have agreed to them this month. Greg that is with every Drug Commercial that is a side effect. When you are this vulnerable psychologically, lisa, i think i have everything. Shouldnt this be up to the individual . By the way, i dont want kids to vape. I just dont like kids. [laughter] but then when you want them to vape . Greg true. My logic falls apart. My logic falls apart. But i dont want them to vape because i dont get the vapes. I dont know about kids, but i dont even care if someone wants to smoke a cigarette, go, be my guest. A lot of times, someone is like go smoke, theyre probably knocking back cocacola and cheeseburgers, so what really annoys me, people like bill De Blasio, who is overweight, probably putting himself at risk from Figure Risk that a healthy person who does not want to get vaccinated. If you are going to point your finger and tell people to live a healthy lifestyle i have never looked at his body. Greg i have. I dont know what it looks like. Greg im so overwhelmed by my hatred for him, I Cant even see every time i see De Blasio, i am so blind with rage. A cloud lumbering around. Joe, what is your thought on this . First off, bill De Blasio and i are in great shape. [laughter] [applause] we look good. Greg, you seem passionate in your defense of vaping and you are my boss, so im going to side with you on this one. I think what happened here as they put the idea that Normalizing Vaping is bad ahead of the science, and that often has unintended consequences, just like most things do. Its kind of related, but a lot of problems we have with alcohol in this country is that when you make something of a listed, you also make it cool. Greg right. Young people have been looking for a way to rebel against a world that looks down on people who are into Science Fiction and they are going to find a way to act out. Greg yes, they are. [laughter] oh, jeez beard up next, they didnt catch on to a pranksters con. A it works naturally with the water in your body to unblock your gut. Free your gut, and your mood will follow. You need an ecolab scientific clean here. And here. Which is why the scientific expertise that helps Operating Rooms stay clean now helps the places you go too. Look for the Ecolab Science certified seal. Omega3 from Fish Oil is an important nutrient for heart health. Now helps the places you go too. Qunols Ultra Purified omega3, is sourced only from wild caught ocean fish, not farm raised and comes in an easy to swallow mini pill. The brand i trust is qunol. Homelessness, housing, taxes, water, electricity, crime, wildfires. [sfx bear roar] gavin, youve failed. We have to immediately cut taxes twentyfive percent. Fix housing and homelessness. And make life in california affordable again. Im a businessman, the only cpa running. Shouldnt we choose ability this time . Do you think John Cox will be a better governor than Gavin Newsom . [sfx bear roar] does a Bear Sh T In The Woods . Greg who should we think for this classic prank . Last week, the School Board i know those guys held a meeting where they discussed issues for the coming year. And at The End of the meeting, they opened the floor to public comments. Now, citizens are required to sign up in advance in order to address the board in person, but only one person showed up, so the rest of those who called to speak where, in fact well, watch this. You will figure it out. Do not pass this policy in virginia. Thank you, we appreciate you. Phil mccracken. [laughter] ophelia mchawk. Eileen dover. [laughter] greg it is so dumb and wonderful. If the School Board members did and realized they were being cranked, they obviously never spent any time inside a classroom. I have not witnessed a prank in this childish and cool and plain vulgar since last time i gave my name to a priest at starbucks. The weird thing is, i went to High School with a guy named seymour butts. He was tedious all the time until he finally changed his name. To joe machi. [applause] that was a great prank. Have you ever pulled that off . First off, i needed that. This was a rough newsweek, so that was great to have. I liked that prank because it was it didnt have any victims, it was just good, harmless fun. My pranks were like putting what signs on Park Benches that didnt they werent just painted, i just put Wet Paint signs on. I would go to the park, and it was fun to watch everybody stand. [laughter] thats weird there were no victims. I dont know if that is a prank or you have some kind of fetish five outstanding people. I once saw cones in a Parking Lot just sitting there, so i blocked off the street. And i came back hours later, and it was still blocked off. No one checked people thats hilarious. And some people couldnt get to work and lost their jobs. I dont take Responsibility Greg no, you dont. Kat even something so dumb can be so beautiful. Isnt there a moral to that . A lot of dumb things are beautiful. I believe this had to be an Inside Job. This guy knew. He was bored, he was like, im going to see how many times i can say naughty stuff without people noticing and No One did, blame it on the kids. Greg you are like a conspiracy freak. Yes. Greg you are like the Alex Jones of pranks. Its an Inside Job. Is it george Bushs Fault . Yes, bush did this. Greg todd, i love the fact he said the name twice, each time, never caught on. Especially phil mccracken. He did the inflection. Leads me to believe this could be an Inside Job, or this guy is amazing and we have to get him on the show. Greg exactly. What do you say, Inside Job or not Inside Job, or outside job . This reminds me of a time when we are working at the nrcc and the congressmans last name and the mailmerge said and we got in a lot of trouble. Think of all the different headlines you get with that Beard Greg i am here for they are racing through my brai. I dont know how much we can go on with them. Greg i am not much for pranks, but you are right, it was a nice little story for this week. All right, dont go away. Well be right back. [applause] and one we explore one thats been paved and one thats forever wild but freedom means you dont have to choose just one adventure you get both. Introducing the Allnew 3row Jeep grand cherokee l jeep. Theres only one. Limu Emu Doug oh are you using Jliberty Mutualsee L Coverage Customizer Tool . Sorry . Well, since you asked. 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Thank you our Studio Audience Fox News Night with evil Shannon Bream is next. And shes on our show tomorrow im greg gutfeld, I Love You america Shannon Hello and welcome to fox News Night, im Shannon Bream tonight in new york. Breaking tonight, and anonymous white House Official speaking out lasting President Biden for stranding americans in afghanistan. Of the current it Administration Official telling political tonight i am absolutely appalled and literally horrified we left americans there, adding that we have failed that