All right, wild crowd tonight, they are all stoked. As someone once said it never let a crisis go to waste, i think it was brian kilmeades makeup person. These days the Covid Crisis is used to create conflict and those pushing it are turning up the theatrics, not only because they are losing control of those they hate but because it gets them on Tv And Attention from the equally narcissistic media peers. What did innocent americans do to deserve this . For a few of you its vaccine hesitancy, and the dumbest man on the planet thinks youre a criminal. The antivaxers are criminal at this point, what they are doing to this country is undermining our future, they are taking with the future of this country. Greg imagine this irony. This is the mayor of new york city, where repeat criminals who brutalize elderly women and drugstores are quickly released back on the streets and he thinks people who dont get the vaccine are the criminals. This from a Guy Who Ran for president while the city he governed imploded under the weight of violent crime, homelessness, and diseases. This guy calling anyone a criminal is about as hypocritical as me calling anyone a pintsize pontificate or with intestinal distress, which i do have. Anyway, i wonder what this lady has to say. If youre going to get government provided Health Care, medicare, medicaid, Social Security, you should be getting the vaccine because youre going to have to we are going to have to take care of you on the back end. Greg we . Hoover thinks Social Security is somehow the governments money, not money with him to the government. Im not sure what is thicker, the Hoover Dam or the hoover skull. Sorry, shes a nice lady, but that was a good joke. Look who found a thesaurus, it was under the fake barbells. Part of the metric here is ignorance but also arrogance, misplaced sense of righteous Indignation And Resistance they believe is a false manifestation of freedom. Greg we almost have to stop the show and contemplate the hilarity of Captain Qtip calling anyone arrogant or indignant, he was out picking fights with neighbors and who could forget his Awardwinning Portrayal as lazarus. Just worked out, it happens. This is what i have been dreaming of. Greg thats the truth, he probably replayed that moment over and over in his head, it was cheesier than a Packers Fan eating fondue. Nicely done. Then there was this clown finding his way back on the tv. Maybe youre doing it because youre irrationally anxious, maybe youre doing it because youre disconnected or disorganized, maybe theres some sympathetic psychological reasons but maybe youre just being antisocial. In this country, race is a protected category, being an antisocial jerk is not. Greg i guess it is at cnn when youre on. In the atlantic, he also says that since Bidens America produces 70 of the wealth, they should decide when its had enough of Trumps America who are putting people medically at risk. Trumps america. Last night i pointed out many of the unvaccinated a people of color who are skeptical of the Health Care system that screwed them over, there are also Tens Of Thousands of City Workers and undocumented immigrants who also arent getting the jab. After that the waitandsee for gauging the responses of the vaccine, im willing to bet thats not Trumps America but it doesnt matter for broken, sidelined losers to remain relevant he must paint the image leading a group of Redneck Antivax or boxers, Mouth Breeders the Mustsee Conflict under every rock including one hes been living under for the last 20 years. In the new york times, experts blind americans were unvaccinated at least i think thats what it said, its hard to read something covered in parakeet [bleep]. Even as the times admits, only a third of the unvaccinated are eligible and the vaccinated are now mad at the unvaccinated which they get from interviewing their pals. The times quotes the political director of the hard left Data Coast saying that anger is brewing along the vaccinated toward the unvaccinated, you have to love how the media operates. I wonder ill ask someone who agrees with me to supply quotes. Its like a Mean Girl spreading a rumor about another mean Girl Hitting on another mean Girls Boyfriend just to start a fight in the cafeteria. They are Mean Girls in drag. They are framing covert it like a teamsters strike. In this case, the unvaccinated are the scabs. Its weird watching the people same make the same mistake over and over again while claiming they are trying to help, its like my wife watching me load the dishwasher. They dont really want to help the vaccine holdouts, they enjoy the conflict too much. It makes perfect sense because all good theater starts with conflict and thats what Tv News has become, good theater. How can intimidating people and insulting them persuade anyone, dont democrats call that bullying . You cant morally impugn shoplifters, looters, violent Drug Addicts who assault cops, transients or junkies, that would be so insensitive and yet so reasonable. But those rubes scared of a novel vaccine, they have it coming, they are the criminals. These media bullies just want to impugn the people who cause them emotional turmoil over the past four years. This sort of Virtue Signaling is actually therapy for them. They should really call dr. Drew. As Matt Taibbi points out its a Brandnew Kind of snob allowing elites to look down at the unschooled underclass, stressing the affluence of their voters as an indication of their moral superiority, listening to them is as harmful as french kissing a Cave Dwelling Bat in wuhan. I cant wait to see what they do next and watch it blow up in their unmasked faces. [cheers and applause] great introduction, he worked his way up faster coanchor todd piro. Her Bleeding Heart Isnt because of some weird Vaccine Side effects, Fox News Contributor jessica tarlov. His version of Locker Room Humor is trying out jokes in the shower. Her laugh is as intoxicating as the contents of her purse, cat digs. That is some crazy howling going on there. Must be my new cologne. Why do you suppose the media is so interested in joining up the divisions in the covert crisis as opposed to getting people vaccinated . They had to keep it tied to trump because thats the only way they can get a semblance of ratings. We look at the numbers, we report on the numbers, the numbers for the nonfox News Channel networks are abysmal and not just cable. We are talking terrestrial tv too. The ones you can find with the rabbit ears. They need to tie anything to trump. If covid went away tomorrow, they would buy something else to type to trump, six other things they may gin up, thats how they do it and thats what they need to do because its the only way they keep their slim audiences somewhat engaged. Greg if i didnt know any better i would think you work at Fox News. I did it feels like i worked there a year ago because i have been up for 9,000 hours straight. Greg i dont know how people get up that early, i have never seen fox friends. The a. M. Version . Greg im not certain and exists, sometimes i think its like the moon landing. While i was doing my monologue off to the side i could see you nodding along going finally someone is speaking the truth. That was my Fear Face of what the audience is going to do and i only got the Stink Eye from one person. Greg that was our floor director dave. What did you make of bidens stuff today, was he okay . I thought he was okay. Out of the gate, there were a few stumbles but he kicked Randi Weingarten in the and shes not having a good night tonight. She was out earlier saying we are going to endeavor to go Back To School and he was like youre going Back To School. While the speech was going on, the problem was not with vaccinated people, its with unvaccinated people and thats really i thought you used an expletive but i dont feel comfortable enough using [bleep]. I posted last night it was a while ago, i set up more than once. Thats how people of liberals and conservatives feel about this i dont want to put a mask back on, i locked down, i wore a mask, i got my jab, i want people to see my face. It feels like thats what the science says. Greg now they are saying even if you have the vaccination you should wear the mask and even if you got covid you can get the vaccination. With new data, you should be changing the recommendations based on the data but people are getting confused because they are like wait a second, is it natural immunity preferable to anything . Im a doctor, i understand these things. Youre my doctor. Is that not right . Greg i dont know if thats, knowledge and we arent supposed to talk about that, thats between us. Can i mix these two things was make you can say yes. Greg take these pills. People are universally passed off about it except for the people who are i think they miss it because they are like the best that following the rules. Greg i dont like that voice. Stop it. It was the easiest way to be an activist because the only way you can be an activist that requires you to sit there at home and do nothing. I got my vaccine and i did it, i did all the things. Im not willing to indefinitely postpone my life because life is short especially if you are Me And You make the choices that i make. [applause] greg joe, what are your thoughts on anything that is flying through that beautiful brilliant head of yours. Under that magical swath of hair. Resting above those broad, muscular shoulders. Let me know when youre finished. Greg im going to finish when i want to finish. Sorry. Dont know what has come over me. You. Im sorry. It feels like follow the science has become follow the leader because everything is backwards come up is down, down is up, it used to be they would wait a couple months before they contradict themselves, now they are doing it at the same time. They are saying its only the unvaccinated that are having any kind of pandemic but at the same time if youre vaccinated, put the mask back on and how many times they have to be proven wrong. But you are arrogant if you wonder why the people keep Screwing Up why people arent listening to them and what happens to you is you get censored, you get demonized and it seems like more and more you are being forced to take the vaccine. I got it, i have no problems with it but at a certain point after two weeks to flatten the curve, the continued loss of rights and started to wonder if you can be forced to take an experimental vaccine for a disease that everyone agrees is largely survivable and a majority that are eligible have the vaccine for it, what does the constitution even do . Greg it is weird, weve pretty much solved this. When you think about how many people are unvaccinated in a third of them are ineligible, its a whole bunch of different people. People who are immunocompromised, people who are really skeptical, but everybody wants to say these are a bunch of Nut Bags and that doesnt help anyone, especially the Nut Bags. Still to come, the berserker from gwar joins us. 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Council voted to ship 23 Million out of the budget, a destructive ideology turning every liberal city into organized mayhem. Its what Senator Tom Cotton sound calls the Blm Effect which sounds like what happens to me after having a cigarette with coffee. You can work at it. A obvious point that antilaw Enforcement Sentiment championed by black Lives Matter and the media caused a drop in policing leading to fewer arrests and a rising murder rate. Week policing, weak prosecuting, Weak Senteing Hurts black americans more than any other group. They constitute half of all Murder Victims and regularly suffer the brunt of damage resulting from riots. Meanwhile in new york two teens were turned in by their parents for assaulting an offduty firefighter, Et Cetera Video was shared online. As punishment they will be forced to work as president of bidens transcriber. You coddle criminals like their little koala bears, i bet you feel pretty stupid now that all of your heroes are trying to get more cops on the beat, youre eating a lot of crow, eating more crow than a crow tasting chef. Its no Green Bay Packers with cheese. Great joke, hatched in the green room. At that like moments like these, im not going to say i always take about what im going to say on television but im very careful about to defund the police because that one smells so bad. Theres always been a difference between the organization and The Movement itself and i think thats the problem here at the organization itself is not very good at organizing, getting things done, bringing Policy Proposals but The Movement, the idea that everyone should be treated equally i think we can all get behind and that has gotten murky but one of the best things about politics on both sides, everyone enjoys when democrats start eating their own or one republican start eating their own, whats going to happen . Mitch mcconnell is going after trump and now with this Police Officers issue, all of These Defund The Police Activists like the squad to come are they going to start calling black mayors racist or black Police Chiefs Racist . Thats where you get to the point where you say may be the people who are on the street are the ones who know and i think the Police Chief from d. C. Did everyone in all these major cities a huge service last week when he said this is insane whats going on. Im 200 cops short. I know every single person committing these crimes because they have been in the system before and do something about it, she had to do something about it. Greg i said she coddle criminals but you literally have coddled criminals. Only ones that were hot. Greg Ted Kaczynski wasnt a bad looking guy. Overall, Tom Cotton i vehemently disagree with his vision for the Criminal Justice system, i agree we should not be coddling criminals but he and i have very difficult that dumb academic different ideas of what constitutes a criminal but at the same time what we have been doing for the past year has been so bananas apparently im a far right because i want accountability for Police Officers just like i want accountability for everyone who has power over us. This far right idea that i also would like accountability for someone who commits a violent felony, thats a controversial opinion among progressive circles. That doesnt make any sense to me, we should be surprised by this because what they think was going to happen . Greg what do you make of this . It makes perfect sense that politicians are starting to see the likes of Criminal Justice in the cities because nothing is less popular than people getting shot at including me in High School. That was kind of sad. Greg where did you go to High School . State college, pennsylvania. Greg thats a college. The city, State College how confusing is that . If you go where is the State College and they send you to the city, thats confusing. It is confusing and i think theres a lot of common ground here, people want to police to accountable just like they want every Government Official to be accountable. And when political groups start eating their own, that only makes the cannibals happy. Greg dont bring me into this. We inserted into the story about the kids in the firefighters, do you want to comment on that or do you want to continue to talk about the larger theme . I feel like we must touch on those children. I am against touching children thats a good piece of parenting. Greg i dont want to have to turn them into the cops. Cant find a babysitter, youre going to the cops. They killed a drifter then i come back after i see the movie, i go i was kidding. You said you liked Uncle Geraldo more than me . Youre going to prison, billy i dont know why you named your kid to be a leap. The problem with that is this is a bigger issue in society, the Social Media thing. These kids are doing stupid things on Social Media and they are harming themselves and now they are harming society. Its a bigger issue and parents theres so much you can control as a parent, they exist to try to control their kids to make sure they dont do something stupid is off the charts. 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If the Fishing Industry is rife with bias and needs to change, the study says they can start by calling fish nicer names like native instead of trash or rough, we went to a fish for comment. That just means im not good for Sport Fishing or bait, Sounds Good for me. Im a rough fish, what really chaps my ass is when someone thinks its fun to hide a hook in my food. If you get dragged underwater by an enormous monster, what it mattered if they called you greg . Greg good point. There are far worse evils that fish must deal with than what we call them. That fish had a pretty voice. I think the whole premise of this study was a bit of a red herring. I intended that pun that pun. Greg if you intend upon its even worse. Native Fish Arent exclusive, a lot who are native such as trout or sunfish, there are native fish that we have in hatcheries and some of the rough fish are stuff like catfish, it was a mixed message from the getgo. Greg i think they might be onto something because have you ever noticed how much inequality is in an aquarium. At some fish have capsules and others dont . Have you noticed that when you go to a Pet Store or a Fish Store or a neighborhood Fish Store . Im offended that they are saying trash is a bad thing. I have always considered my own elements of trashing us to be part of my charm. Im serious, im not pageant hot but im trashy and ive got it going on. When someone says classy to me, all i hear is boring, all these studies they probably sit around and Drink Tea with their pinkies up and call each other racist, i would rather drink in the Trailer Park and by that i mean drink in the Trailer Park again. Greg i have a theory that wokeism is a made up language. Is somebody who is pageant hot i would like to say we both went to the uc system, doesnt it make you proud of your degree . August, i dont know if you know this is Seafood Festival month. Greg i didnt get that on my calendar notification. With stomach issues i dont know if you can email. I promise im going to use proper nongendered language im going to use woke terminology for all the fish and im going to fry them. Greg they will die with a weird smile on their face. Have you thought about how these terms actually impact the fish personally . No. I havent once. When you say i think wokism is made up, No One told me these rules which makes me think it really is made up. Greg the issue is when something is unchallenged keeps going and they dont know where its coming from. Its bubbling out of the hr world. Its the Social Media problem, its a study from a while ago. Greg how dare you impugn our research . I think its a classic which is why it was brought up again. 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Know this about the jungle, everything that you see wants to kill you and can. Born to be wild born to be wild see disneys jungle cruise. Applebees and a movie, now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Greg as the water soared, they continued to score. If flooding almost turned this Gaming Group into electric human soup. Its either a sad commentary on the male brain or an awesome commentary on the male brain. Even flooding caused by a Typhoon Couldnt stop gamers in the philippines from wasting their time killing things, video from an Internet Cafe showed youngsters playing Video Games as the water reaches waist high or in my case neckdeep. The Cafe Owner said we didnt know the floodwater would rise that day, when i saw them i immediately took action and told them i would have to transfer the equipment to a higher place. That is a hero. Not going to close the place down, im going to move everything up a few feet. That is the same careless attitude that kept the Band Playing on the titanic when they should have been busy dressing up as women and children. Thats what i would have done. Whenever i go on a cruise, i always bring a dress and another dress in case i like to wear the dress just for fun. Who is more awesome, the Game Players or the Cafe Owner . Awesome is a strong word for any of this. They could have been electrocuted and there is something sad about that. Greg it wouldnt have been a story then im going to defend them a little bit because everyone is calling them stupid because they couldve been electrocuted but is it really worth risking your life to play a Video Game . No one is calling the person filmed that stupid for doing the same thing. The he was risking being electrocuted, i could die thats not as bad as having to live knowing how viral i could have gone by staying here and filming the Spirit Greg i think this should be offered on death row, not as an Electric Chair but you get to play videos and they feel the place up with water. I have a completely different take on this who says young people dont finish with a start. I admire the commitment and im going to get wonky here, you read in the scientific journals of which i am a huge fan that they say surgeons were really good Video Gamers back in the day. If a surgeon has to do something for 25, 30 hour surgery, i want to know they have the stamina, the endurance. They have sat through a water filled Gaming Room and they didnt care if they got electrocuted, they finished that game. Theyre going to finish my colonoscopy. Greg thats not surgery but it can be if you pay extra. I was asking to add some things. Come around that tube, something coming along there. I was thought that should make it wider just for me. When you watch these kids playing Video Games while its a flooding, is this the right frame of mind for combating Climate Change . This makes me more afraid to have boys, once the flooding starts it was like okay come on the b its time that i go and i can finish at home. Greg this says something about boys that is ingrained in their heads. Risk is they will risk anything. The reward of having the high score is better than that. Boys cant evaluate danger very well but im glad that they were kids and not adults because those of the Video Game players that worry me because Video Games are like a drug where you can put aside the real world and have a feeling of pleasure, something that is artificial. Im worried theres a lot of adults i know that are going to wake up when the power goes out and they are going to have no career, no family come in resume to speak of and log on to twitter and start insulting people. Greg that will never happen, joe. Before i go to the break theres an unspoken truth as a child, didnt you always want to fill up a room with water . Not while on a computer. Greg i always wanted to see what it would be like. Is not part of my journey. Greg you never thought it would be fun to see all your toys floating around . This before they put me in the home. I got better come Up Next will intelligent life be found in space . We will ask a rocker with an otherworldly face. Formula recommended by the nei to help reduce the risk of moderate to advanced amd progression. I have amd. It is my vision so my plan includes preservision. One, two one, two, three only pay for what you need with customized Car Insurance from liberty mutual nothing rhymes with liberty mutual. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. 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A team of international scientists led by Harvard Professor is launching a new Search For Alien Tech in our solar system, its called the Galileo Project and looks to create a global network of telescopes, cameras, and in computers to investigate ufos. I suppose we should be impressed by this but we keep hearing about searches for Alien Life every week. If i can only think of one truly awesome being qualified to discuss this with me because hes not from this earth, he also happens to be the leader of the greatest band that is or will ever be, gwar. Welcome back the berserker glad to be here greg lets get right to it, they are looking for Alien Life and you are right here, are you offended at all that they arent actually contacting you . A true alien . I have no idea why they are pretending that they dont know that aliens exist. Of course we exist. Theyve known it for a long time, i just played Pinochle Last Night with Colin Powell and basketballs at dick vitale. Greg why are they keeping it a secret . They are afraid if humans encounter aliens theyre going to absolutely you will crap your slacks come on appearing to you in a form your brain can handle, if you really saw me you would flip out. Greg i find you quite arousing to be honest. Right back at you. Greg maybe we should continue this interview somewhere else. Im game if your game. [laughter] greg are there any aliens out there that are edible and might taste good . Yeah, most Alien Races are edible and they all taste like chicken. They are delicious. Greg i think as an earthling, i only eat earthlings. I only eat turkey, chickens, turkeys or Earthlings Space Exploration must mean going out there and finding aliens to eat so we can stop eating earthlings. Do you think that is objectionable . I think it is natural as rain, youre going to go out into The Universe and find other stuff to ruin, thats what humanity does. Greg exactly. This Harvard Professor is trying to figure out i guess what is the easiest way to tell if an alien, especially a robotic alien is a friend or a foe. Do you have any tips . This person is confused from the ground up. They say this thing is some kind of an Alien Probe it is a probe but its actually just a piece of space garbage, its a product a logical probe, i happen to know this for a fact and its giant, its huge, its enormous. If you know because aliens are giant aholes. Im really more of a [bleep] guide to be honest with you. Greg how many holes does an alien like you have . I have four ive got these two, i dont know. Trust me its going to be hard to make me airtight. Greg offtopic, ive noticed on Planet Earth when im watching a Sciencefiction Movie with space aliens, the male aliens are always kind of grotesque but the female aliens are always somewhat and the gender is binary. I was wondering if we are anywhere close to being accurate in our depiction of aliens. [laughter] thats hilarious, of course not. This is another thing, yes aliens come here but earth is, its a landfill in Broward County Florida to the rest of The Universe, thats what earth is. They are all hideous, i am the best looking alien you will ever see. Greg one more topic, researchers have found that radioactive Wild Boar hybrids are roaming the region near the 2011 fukushima nuclear disaster. Apparently domestic pigs escaped from farms and got together with the Wild Boars and now we have a new species. Should we be worried . Absolutely not, thats cause for celebration, that is the best news ive heard all day. Greg always end with a bang. A pleasure, weve got to get you to the studio. Thats gwar, buy their music, buy gwar. Dont go away, well be right back. Whats on the horizon . The answers lie beyond the roads we know. We recognize that Energy Demand is growing, and the world needs lower Carbon Solutions to keep up. 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Thanks to todd piro, jessica tarlov, kat timpf, the berserker, and our Studio Audience Fox News night is next with Shannon Bream, shes evil. Im greg gutfeld, i love you, america. [scattered applause] shannon hello, welcome to Fox News night. Im Shannon Bream in washington. Breaking tonight, millions of federal workers facing the choice. Get vaccinated or submit to regular covid testing, masking, and social distancing. And by the way, who pays for the testing . Millions more tonight looking for concrete answers from the biden administration as new data shows the socalled breakthrough