Browser window. [cheers and applause] greg i was Just kidding. Okay . Wild crime spreads like a virus on a plane full of democrats. At least we know true Justice is being done. A Florida Man has been sentenced to eight months in Jail for breaching the Senate Chamber on January-6th'>January 6th carrying a trump flag. The only surprise, he didnt get life without parole. Now, were not liberal so we get it. You do the crime, you do the time. Got that from beretta. For anybody watching whos younger than 75, beretta, he had a parrot. No . Doesnt ring a bell . But you can still question the penalty. And, you know, if you were blm, it would be a okay. But its obvious that they overdid the sentencing. In fact, they even admit it as one assistant u. S. Attorney said, it will send a loud and clear message so there wont be a next time. But youve got to worry when you become a message. Because then youre screwed. Its a threat like finding a Horses Head in your bed or a book signed by andrew cuomo. Sentencing should only be for the crime, and not for a greater message, especially a message so manufactured. You heard it yourself. The breach was the worst thing since the behindburg, the Jfk-assassination'>Jfk Assassination and Synchronized Swimming all rolled into one. I believe that January-6th'>January 6th was, in effect, a second kind of Civil War. The worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War. The worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War. The most serious threat to our democracy since the Civil War. It is the worst assault than the Civil War. January 6th was worse than 9 11 because its continued to rip our country apart. The assault on free elections is such a threat. Were facing the most significant threat of our democracy since the Civil War. Greg wow, its like theyre all working from the same script. Talk about sending a message. And, man, they are on message. The media, the democrats, and even the Judges. But why send a message about this and not other things killing people. Not talking about Climate Change or misendering your friend danny. Hundreds of people arrested in riots last year all had their charges dismissed and these include people who threw proJectiles at Cops Burned private Property Assaulted Civilians and Looting And Destruction of businesses. In minneapolis alone you have over a half million dollars in damages, 1500 properties damaged, 150 buildings set on fire, countless police inJured. Maybe its hard to prosecute mobs en masse, but imagine in the government had devoted the time and resources to punish these thugs with the same intensity they devoted to Hunting Down Trespassing Grannies who didnt wear masks. Stores could be open again in minority neighborhoods. Parked cars wouldnt get air conditioned by broken windows. We could get ms13 down to ms5 or six. But they didnt. Instead they egged on the civilians to narc on Each Other, turned america into a nation of mafia vets because they hate anything that smells of trump. So ignoring the helpless cries of citizens our government created an artificial danger to keep us divided that america is now at the mercy of a white Supremacist Movement not a Crime Wave paralyzing cities across the country. Yet we know which is real and which isnt. Even the Judge who sentenced the Capitol Hill Guy used the same exact words from the media. Judge randolph notes told the guy although you were only one member of a larger mob you participated in a larger event that threatened the Capitol And Democracy itself. You can say that about the Crime Wave but they wont. But that sentiment about January-6th'>January 6th had already been put into play over and over by the media, that this day threatened democracy. Of course, the capitol reopened and our dear leaders were back pretending to work within hours. Meanwhile, countless businesses will never come back since the Crime Wave began. There are the dead who paid the price for the coward is of liberal leaders. Remember David Corn . The media wont. Good for you Judge, you got the Misguided Nutter tossed into the clink. You saved democracy, not really you Just par rotted the Medias Message which is who cares about the criminal gangs, we got the dumb white protester covered. San Francisco Locals describing what its like to run a business now overrun by looters. They are literally Just taking it from the store. They are taking it, grabbing it and running. The Bottom Window is now boarded up because someone broke into our store one night. Very common, take anything they can get. They casually come in, grab what they need and walk out. I ran up to stop them and they kind of threatened everyone here and then they took what they wanted to and left. This has been going on for a year and a half now really bad greg really bad. But i bet theyre all really relieved they sentenced the guy from January-6th'>January 6th. All those thieves must have been flakey trump supporters. Aoc will tell you those criminals are only stealing bread to feed their families as they funnel the goods through an elaborate fencing networks making millions for as i understand indicates. She has gone quiet on that. The government made a choice not based on Justice-but-fear'>Justice But Fear terrified of the elite Activist Class they decided to let the mob steal while locking up Crack Pots in funny hats. The guy didnt hurt Anyone Or Damage property. What is going to tell his Cell Mate hes in for . Loitering. Collateral damage for being a trump supporter. The security of a country is now less important than shear political revenge. They want you crushed like the wheels like the wheels on brian stelters desk chair. Dam greg i know. Sorry. I wonder what the angry white male has to say. Sure is great taking a walk and being at peace with my thoughts. You know, its so strange that those same politicianings who pushed for locked downs and then encouraged those violent protests that led to the destruction of cities now want to decriminalized Shoplifting And Property crimes which will hurt small businesses. I mean, i Just Cant Think of any reason for it at all. Dont say great reset it will make you seem crazy. Dont say great reset it will make you seem crazy. Did i Just say something . Greg he is crazy. But i wonder what the angry black male has to say. What it is, what it was, what it shall be. This i tyrus. Enough said. What . Yes. What happened January-6th'>January 6th . Everyone involved that was arrested and was seen on video is being given some stiff sentences. As they should. It was a bad thing. I dont believe in what aboutism and im not taking one from the other but i will say this. Everyone that broke into a building, burned down a building, stole a bottle of water up to Hundreds Of Thousands of dollars in damages to stores and buildings, should also be given the same stiff penalties. Just putting it out there. Fair is fair. The law is the law. Leave politics out of it. Thats it. Greg so one last quiz. What is a true threat to democracy . Citizens breaching the capitol . Maybe. Or a government enlisting private companies to curb your Freedom Of Speech while turning your neighbors and relatives into a bunch of squealers . Or how about that same government pretending a Crime Wave is merely a distraction from unseen and unnamed white terrorists. I think you already know that answer. The problem is, does it matter . Lets welcome tonights guests. Shes done more interviews than a Hiring Manager at wendys. Fox business corespondent, Susan Li hes our number one source for names starting with J. Retired us marine Corps Bomb Technician and Fox News ContributorJohnny-Joey'>Johnny Joey Jones. Cheerleader lawyer pundit. Shes won more hats than fans at the kentucky derby. Outnumbered host emily compagno. And his Animal Tattoos are life size. My Side Kick on fox nation, tyrus. Susan welcome to the show, always a pleasure to see you. Oh, good to see you. Youre up too early in the morning so i dont see you then. Youre at fox business. What kind of message is it when No One gets arrested or charged for looting . Well, we use Double Standards in washington. Remember when that story broke that Nancy Pelosi was worth 150 Million and thats because shes been Buying Stock. Her hub has been Buying Stock that has been affected by policy that she makes. Now, if that happened on Wall Street, people would be thrown away, be put in Jail probably for the rest of their lives for white corporate crime. But in dc, you know, it seems leak a Double Standard for others, right . Members of congress, you go in and buy stock whenever you feel like it. Right, right. So you have a Double Standard here then in which obviously January-6th'>January 6th these people go to Jail, but a slowrolling Crime Wave, you can get away with anything. You can go in and shop lift. Right. My grandpa used to own a Convenience Store so he was running away from Civil War and this was how he made his new life in the new land. And when i was little, i didnt know it at the time, but he was actually being robbed. I was a little kid i didnt know what was happening. He told me to go back into the kitchen. I remember that day. You were there greg yes, yes, yes. My grandpa was here trying to make a new life, right, trying to build a business. And when things are stolen he loses money and hurts him in The End. The individuals are Just trying to earn a living gets hurt by shoplifting and crime greg then they leave, hurts the businesses, they close up, the businesses arent there and the businesses and communities slowly die emily. They slowly die. You were a cheerleader for the raiders so youre used to defending criminals. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty greg except for the raiders. Ughh greg so, anyway, you are a lawyer. Why do you think there is this Double Standard. I dont know, but it kills me too Just as a human. You dont have to be an attorney to see the inJustice here and whats hard for me to swallow as well as a criminal Defense Attorney is the fact that the prosecutors are failing to do their Job. The system exists in a certain way so that it protects both sides. So that, yes, the defendants are protected but so are the victims. There are advocates and representatives of everyone in the system in the court. But here what were seeing is the complete erosion of that duty on the prosecutorial side. You talk about the slow dying. We watched before our eyes portland burn to the ground essentially over A Hundred straight days of riots and looting and fires. And of all the federal crimes that were referred for prosecution, the da dropped half of them. And of those half, none went to trial and instead the ones that Got Any type of sentence, it was literally doing Community Service or, quote, encouraging people to vote. Those were for crimes like assaulting a federal officer, burning down a federal building to the tune of 3 Million that earlier you mentioned revenge in your intro, and in those riots, i will never forget one of those Rioters Science said we dont want biden, we want Revenge Greg exactly. Whats up J cubed . How are you . Happy birthday happy birthday [cheers and applause] yay. How about that . I turned old enough to run for president today. Greg excellent. But im not going to do it unless tammy Duct Worth does. That way i No One can say i used my legs to win and she doesnt get to. Okay. I have to do it. He likes Joking around. You can laugh. That was not a Joke. That was not a Joke. No one here thought it was funny that he crossed his leg and then uncrossed it in a sigh of relief . No one saw that . I thought it was funny. Sorry. Just putting it out there greg im going to throw out a Conspiracy Theory that i came up with, so its probably true. How is it possible that all the protests and riots suddenly Just went away and nothing was solved . You know what i mean . It was almost like it was a faucet that was turned on and then turned on of. I mean, coronavirus. Theres a lot of things that get exacerbated and go away, and then maybe come back when its politically advantageous. Heres one, the war in afghanistan, we didnt fight a 20 Year War we fought two ten Year Wars because we had midterms and president ial Elections Greg good point. You said earlier, why does this Double Standard exist. Its obvious why it exists. Its political intimidation. This is actually what it is. You cannot, you cannot create an argument to me that that white, dumb, Just i cant remember Greg Lego models . The Capitol Building . Moselium to corruption. I would have got it. So you cannot tell me that that is more a symbol of democracy than every Town Square across the country. Amen. Thats what bothers me. Heres the things that people that exist in Town Squares, the people that go around their lives are Rule Followers, so theyre easy to punish. But those who arent Rule Followers arent easy to punish. The message is clear. You can come for them but dont come for us. Dont come to Capitol Hill. Go to small towns but dont come for us, the Ruling Class Greg that really pisses me off the way you frame it. I mean its true. Real as it gets. Nailed It Greg it pisses the hell out of me. Because i know that JJJ, triple J, is right. I dont know what im saying, tyrus. You know what . You said it. You made a really good point as the angry black male that consistency is what matters. Yes, but were in the midst of a con. Im piggybacking off what hes saying. Were playing the same game we Just changed the rules. Now you have people coming out and unfortunately its people of color who have been elected by masses much different colors saying thingser as bad as they ever were and you condition prove or deny it and if you challenge it were part of the problem. So you can go ahead and influence people who Just want something to burn down. And youre not concerned wind what the reactions of it is, and the more that they do it, the more things you can say. And then at some point, when the Jig is up and youve got enough money, because everyone whos speaking about the inJustice of this country is making a lot of money off speaker fees and donations to the cause and millions, and eventually it will be trillions, to make all this money to solve the riddle that they already know the answer to. Theyre Just taking the Play Book from a time when things were really bad, when there was a Jim crow error. When there was a huge difference if a brother walked into the store and he stole a piece of bread to feed his family they would get 20 years, no patrol. Now, when a white person does it, walks in and does the same thing, he would have Got A, well, he needed food. He needed it for his family. So i respect them for everything the courage to go in and take whats his for his family. We Just changed the roles now. Now its White America thats the problem. Because they didnt want equality, they want Opportunity And Advantage. When you have Opportunity And Advantage you can profit from it and as long as it doesnt happen in their yard where everyone gets crazy sentences, they can eat themselves and then you can profit from it. And thats what we are he a seeing in this country, we Just switched Roles Greg flipped the script. And white people unfortunately are being conditioned not to fight back and You Guys need to fight back. And i end with this. I am so sorry your grandfather left the Civil War, came to america, low and behold to find out its worse than a Civil War. Sorry greg thats a good point. Thats the woke thing. Where you at . Its worse. He got here, this is worse than where i left. Sorry. Sorry You Guys had to deal with this greg Up Next they said screw the civilians while their private security costs millions. U Emu Doug oh are you using liberty Mutuals Coverage Customizer tool . Sorry . Well, since you asked. It finds discounts and policy recommendations, so you only pay for what you need. 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Mayors and other officials in cities around the country defunded the police while spending millions on Security Details on themselves. In in their defense its gotten really dangerous lately. The one thing the in common theyre being run into the ground by democratic mayors. A freedom of Information Act was. In chicago, home of murder, the city spent 3. 4 million for 22 officers last year to guard unnamed city officials. Baltimore spent 3. 6 million for 14 cops to cover the mayor, the States Attorney and the police commissioner. And in fs the city spent 2. 6 to protect Mayor Lon done agreed. So shes protected of course the stores arent. Heres two dudes casually walking out of a J-max'>TJ Max in la with arms full of craft. Looks like theyre boarding a flight. If they Got Any more relaxed and you would have to carry them as well. A new law makes less than 900 Bucks of stuff a misdemeanor instead of felony. Heres the human Hair Style GavinNewsome Today on his crumbling state. There are some people that say some of the policies championed by democrats like prop 47 and others are making crime worse. What do you say to that. The evidence doesnt back it up. Last three decades weve actually seen a significant decline of crime in the state. Youre seeing Crime Increase in red states that had no criminal Justice-reform'>Justice Reform commensurate with the crime rates were seeing here in california. Greg hmm. Something tells me if you stop considering crimes worth pursuing, of course youre going to have a documented decline in crime. Because youre not documenting it. The fact is theres more substance in that Guys Hair than whats underneath it. Yes greg emily, do these mayors and leaders deserve security if they deny it for others . No. You guys, in seattle, mayor durkin, she has two details that protect her, a uniformed division and then whatever sort of comes with being a mayor. She has a 7. 5 million house. And heres the thing. Of that uniformed detail, the regular officers of seattle, the Police Department in the precinct if one calls out sick they prioritize her detail, they wont take cops away from that. So it leaves the actual precincts and protecting of citizens even more lean than defending does. And my fifth quote because theres no Cell Service apparently in her neighborhood and no bathroom. So One Cop said, you Just sit there and stare and think about how [bleep] your life is for four or five hours. End quote. So the resident socialist psycho of the City Council led a protest up to the Mayors House saying they needed even more communism in the city so then it got real the mayor came out called it a riot and then they sued Each Other so it was crazy infighting. So when it comes to their front door is only when the mayors protect. I have to say adam is the guy behind finding all this stuff out and is constantly exposing the governments payments and everything, the payroll and all the numbers, everywhere that our Tax Dollars go, and thats the level of transparency that we will never under get from that white Stone Mausoleum or however you said it. I felt i Just watched an episode of real House Wives of seattle. Yes Greg Right . I got one chuckle out of that. Our audience is on drugs. I Got A chuckle because she pretty much described my entire bodyguard career. I spent a lot of time looking in the Rearview Mirror going you are better than this. Yes. Youre watching someone else live their life and thats what youre doing. Yes, theres a moment where you throw someone down the stairs and yes, theres a moment where you get to beat people up. For the most part, though, its you staring in a mirror going, i had a plan. But the movie, the movie its like feeing the marine corps. Yeah, thats not real. No one sleeps with the bodyguard unless theyre really mentally destroyed greg patty hearst. Married her bodyguard. They all do. Not the Jobs i got. Greg snoop didnt fall in love with you. Snow, snoop didnt fall in love with me or the point of the show is not to call me out. Im the expert. Sniff you need a bodyguard . As far as im concerned youre the only one. No one ever fell until love in the Job'>Bodyguard Job except Kevin Costner and Hes Kevin [bleep] costner, who wouldnt fall in love with Him Greg its true he its gorges. And you are all racist for calling me out on obviously my issue of never being loved as a bodyguard. Shame on you all. Greg Joey you said youre going to run for president. This is a great example of why its great to be a politician. You said run. Sorry. Greg sorry. You get elected to become immune to the laws you enact. Its falling apart pfrJts im running right now. There i am, im running, thats all the running i got in me. I missed that question. Greg Just say what you want to say. Get to the c block. My second big word, i had a third one now and i forgot it. This goes right back to the previous argument, rules for thee not for me. Greg yeah. Well take away your guns, take away your freedom, make you wear a of course ma, take your unin and give it to someone else but dont try to apply the rules to me Greg Right. At The End of the day you get what you asked for. If the new rule is 950 Bucks, is a gallon of milk less than 950 Bucks in california anymore . Thats going to be the End Result because everythings going to be priced above this arbitrary threshold that these idiots in california have created. Shoplifting inflation, its going to be a new financial term. Youre going to think the dods buying everything. They dont need proceed text though. I think theyed should use that money and protect the elderly asian Women Greg yes shannon did you see greg Canal Street saturday morning, guy goes in pushes guy. Yeah, the asian mom is probably never going to wake up, mugged in a Subway Greg at 6 30 in the morning. Use the 23 Million to protect them greg still havent caught the guy. Every one of them a pistol. Can i say that . Second amendment. Every One Of Us has the right to carry a firearm. An armed society is a polite society. I dont want anyone to get shot but if someone does let it be the person who tries to killed an elderly person for no Reason Greg and the guys still out there. Up next, he said he would unite as the left moves further from the right. I had enough its not getting in my way. Joint pain, swelling, tenderness. Much better. My psoriasis, clearer. Cosentyx works on all of this. Four years and counting. So watch out. I got this watch me. Real people with active psoriatic Arthritis Look and feel better with cosentyx. Cosentyx works fast for results that can last. 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Just wear something not too crazy, remember its a Business Dinner not a Costume Party. On a spotty network this is what she heard. Just wear something crazy, remember its a Costume Party. A Costume Party . Yes anybody want to split a Turkey Leg . Greg is president biden doing Nothing But Dividing . And although he said he would unite, he keeps picking fights. The countrys on the skids. So are his ad libs. Hes been unifier in chief for the past six months and says the administration is delivering on his promises but his extreme hyperbole has done more to divide than bring the country together. The hill brings out his unscripted remark are starting to haunt him, things like that. The last thing is knee anded Thaw Thinking in the meantime everything is fine. 21st century Jim Crow Assault is real. Facing the most significant test on our democracy since the Civil War. Not hyperbole. What do you do all day . The only pandemic we have is among the unvaccinated, and theyre killing People Greg wow. Mean while bidens Cnn Sympathizers are already giving him cover six months in saying he cant magically reverse months of Poe Litsation of the freud The Republicans and the democratic rantings of trump. Hes not there anymore. Trumps gone. [bleep]. Its not so much a failure to unify us now as it was a lie to begin with. Like all progressives, they ride into office on promises of unity and equality, but once in charge, that costume is discarded and its back to rewarding their side while demonizing the other. A house divided cannot stand and neither can the pres after a third bowl of ice cream. Emily, whos really in charge here . That terrifies me. I dont know. I used to think it was the vicepresident like scheming but i actually think that theres a lot more people in position that are essentially creating his lines for him and we know because coming out of Jen-psakis'>Jen Psakis statements that she said he sometimes said i want to weigh in and this one actually is from me guys, we heard it from his mouth as well. And i have to say in his statements decrying facebook when he was like i mean, they shouldnt take it personally but they should use this to essentially combat the misinformation that, yes, is in fact killing people, that does go flatly in with president trumps lawsuit against these digital platforms essentially that they are beholden to coerce this particular administration which forces them to continue censoring the american people not only with facts but also their public response to It Greg a lot of words there susan. Well, i think Wall Streets wants isnt that what we do . Greg yes. You speak a lot of words every day. Thank you Susan Greg a lot of words. It was a lot of words. It was a compliment. Well, getting back to republicans want i think Wall Street would want him to stick to the struck remember he said it wouldnt go with an Infrastructure Deal im boring you already greg no, infrastructure is what youre supposed to speak about. Your 401ks are important by the way greg you know it. I dont look at my 401ks by the way. Because its too big greg youre not supposed to. I was told never look at it youre not supposed to think about it. Definitely not day to day but over a year you should. And Reallocation Greg Kind of like when i look at my ab. I check every six months. Like a watched pot never boils. Greg yes, exactly. Your 401k is like the financial version of your abs. Chiseled greg exactly. I dont even know where we are. I will say this. I thought biden was supposed to be the unifier. Thats what he ran on. What happened . Where did he go . I have to say, you have to give him props though on the Infrastructure Deal, i love infrastructure, because i care about stock markets, i care about where the economy is going, so yes we can cross the Aisle Spending on 5g finally getting our cell phones working, thats great but in earlies the of the everything else there might be need to cross more Bridges Greg you cant cross the bridge if you dont have infrastructure. See how i brought that together . Well played, Sir Greg thank you. A lot of words said in here Tonight Greg yes, its been a lot of words. And her words confuse me and im trying not to get aggressive. Infrastructure, mausoleum, whatever weird stuff comes out of her mouth. Hey. Im Just and you bringing up abs. Like my 401k, my abs are hidden for a reason. I couldnt even imagine what it would be like to go to work every day with this face and abs. Like too much, you know what im saying . You have to take it to the Gun Show but its all Beer Barrel after that t im good with that greg you cant overpower people after that. And you cant have it all im good with it. Greg its why i decided to remain short. I heard that Story Greg i could have grown. I could have grown but i said, you know what . Uhuh. I dont need it all greg im going to stay 59. I dont need it all. Thats right. This is a Choice Greg this is a choice. Joey, last word to you. Do you have anything to add to this conversation . I dont have a clue what in the hell were talking about. Infrastructure, Civil War, mausoleum, go. Just real quick, You Guys have it all wrong. He was never supposed to unite the country. See, the people who called him the great uniter believe that half the country is beyond repair already, were nowherables, were evil, were terrible, were not worth the breath we take. He was supposed to unite the bernie brothers with the Clinton Deep State and for all intents and purposes, hes done it. He united the group of people he was supposed to unite and the rest of us are Just supposed to sit back and complain about it on this Show Greg and he has the woke activists behind him because as long as you keep feeding the wokeism, they dont see what youre really doing. But theyre sharpening their wives. The progressives will turn on them. His moderateness, thats why hes yelling and blurting the old white man who wants you off his grass and wants to take a nap but youre playing your Gangster Rap and thats not if line with the progressives. Theyre going to split. Civil War Greg we shall see. We shall see. Most sensible thing i said today Up Next the campaign that spent like rocks stars paying for hotels, limos and bars. Ock t dont tip the boat over here we go. Rock the boat dont rock the boat, Baby Rock the boat see disneys Jungle cruise. Its time to rock the boat, america. Usaa is made for the safe pilots. See disneys Jungle cruise. For mac. 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Greg it seems Captain Farty sure loves to party. Sec records show Eric Swalwells Campaign spent 1,600 at Liquor Stores. I love that. 10,000 on limos and 20 K on a Luxury Hotel where his wife worked at. Its the disclosure that has critics saying this campaign is off the hook, bro. Not known how much of the Festivities Swalwell Par too in between investing phoney conclusion or working with a chinese spy. So lets check in with our Party Correspondents at swalwell headquarters. Guys, tell me whats happening. Whoa, its crazy down here, greg. This is the biggest party since panama beach. Schumer put your pants back on. Aoc, Nobody Cares right now. You got to get this. Get that. Greg, greg, i got to run. Its my turn to keg stand. Greg Johnny, you work for nonprofits. Is it mostly getting drunk and Eating Steak . No. I wish. I didnt find those nonprofits unfortunately. Theres few people in politics easier to hate than eric swalwell. Hes the left Duncan Hunter except he doesnt have the redeeming quality of serving in the military. This is a Frat Boy who made it into politics, thats okay, i dont hold that against him. But at some point you have to actually be a politician, not Just an idiot. Maybe not, i dont know. Theres a bunch of them greg i think idiot is part of the criteria. Tyrus, what do you make of this guy. Hold on let me get my Swalwell Greg oh, yeah, the look. Thank you for asking, greg. I didnt think i was going to win, so we Just partied like a rock star. I have to be honest, i probably would do the same thing. I cant be Trust Wind Campaign funds because i would be like, yo, lets go buy a pavement you know how many Voters Vote for guys like both . I would convince my team i need a Jet'>Boat And Jet skis. At least own it, 10,000 On Limousines Greg he does strike me as a phoney and not a bright one. And how dare you say frat. He wasnt in no frat. Its the military in me. Finance department like we do, i get called in i ordered two pizzas and they say do you really eat two pizzas by yourself . Yes, wheres the receipts . Greg are you kidding me . Thats hilarious. They pay for your food . You can order pizza . Once in a while. We have 401ks, pizza. I get nothing. Greg emily . Okay. So i looked up his expenditures and apparently he spent 1,150 in seven trips by a Liquor Store and it was 150 each trip and i was like is that a lot or a little. Like is this guy getting a 200 bottle of champagne for himself a night. 80 white calls. Because he wasnt in a frat. I hope hes tipping 20 . Thats my hope. Seltzer Water Greg i dont mind the Guy Partying because it means he does less work. We pay his salary. Thats the thing. These guys get away with doing this, thats our money greg good point. We have to move on, emily. Ughh greg according to the polls, wokeness is on a roll that i should get used to people staring. So i did. Its okay, you can stare. 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I think its time we end systemic Judice'>Toxicity PreJudice in this country and cultural appropriation. We even shop at the same store. Can i buy you a drink. Thats so hetero normtive. Youre embarrassing. I know. Are men pretending to be woke tyrus to get girls . Yeah, they are. 100 . I can remember in college i was an astronomer. Because i liked a girl in astrology. Greg astrology. Yeah, i didnt even bother to research what it was. Oh, lets go see the big dipper. Oh, i meant the stars, im big into stars. Thats a rest, the big dipper. Thats a big Up Line right there greg do you buy this poll . No. Its Just men overestimating themselves. Men that usually apply for Jobs theyre not qualified for, women dont usually do that greg thats a very good point. Of course im woke. Although im some of them thought it meant literally, like, yeah, im awake. Ive been up since 7 00 greg ive been woke since this morning. Joey, you dont need to be woke. I dont know how to be woke. I dont even understand it. Listen, i think what it is is, youre so afraid of being cancelled that theres this whole subgroup of people, i guess theyre getting bigger, they inherently subscribe to it because they feel they have no choice. I never felt so insecure that i made being insecure a personality. Thats what this is. You dont have to be masculine and beat your chest like tyrus and myself and guys who go to the gym. It helpless. You dont have to be that way but dont demonize it, dont attack it, dont say its wrong. Greg yeah. The things that are worthwhile are things that make you bleed. Go use your hands and build something. Thats not being counter woke, thats Just being a man. Greg there you go. I dont know about you emily, but that sounded delicious. So the things that i thought was funny about that same poll though is 50 of those penal also said that wokeness is dividing the country Greg Right. And totally stoking Unrest And Everyones despair and all of that greg ive been pushing that narrative. But it has been. And the term woke as coopted by the progressive left, it Just means enlightenment and that comes down from that conned sendings that flows from the Democrat Party which essentially is like we know more than you, were more enlightened. But now youre morning woke but if you call yourself that youre the last to Notice Greg woke has become more negative, like hippies. When You Guys were children, what, the early 60s, people called people hippies. I think woke is now the hippies of 2021. Thats my theory and im afraid were out of time so im right. Dont go away, well be right back. For deb, living with constipation with Belly Pain was the same old story for years. Trying this. Doing that. Spending countless days right here. Still came the Belly Pain, discomfort, and bloating. Awful feelings she kept sugarcoating. Finally, with the help of her doctor, it came to be. 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We are out of time, set your dvrs every night so you dont miss an episode. Thanks to Susan Li, Joey Jones, emily compagno, and tyrus. Shannon bream is next. Thanks for watching. I love you, america. Hello and welcome to Fox News at night, im Shannon Bream in washington. Breaking tonight, chaos on Capitol Hill as house Republicans Blast SpeakerNancy Pelosi for reJecting their choices for serve on the newly formed January-6th'>January 6th committee. Why cant both sides get together on putting together this panel . Well debate that and critics pushing back tonight against president bidens comments at a cnn town hall, queio f