Games, Andy'>Cotton CAndy, prizes And a giant elephant that does tricks but maybe not a giant elephant but a lot of fun coming up later on but first, Trivia Showdown on The Fives most memorable moment so lets put our knowledge to the test. First question come everybody, are you playing at home . Dana you can play a home. Geraldo you right your answers . Jesse geraldo, we have been over this. Geraldo oh, my God to. Jesse what was the first And'>Word Greg BAnd . What was the first And'>Word Greg BAnd . Oh, my Gosh, my know what this is. I know what it is. All right, put it up. Dana im drawing a blank, blank, blank. Jesse conversation And impeachment woke. Okay, what is it . The answer is. Greg i dont know i started to ban a word And i never want to hear that word again. It is gain favor in the last month And im tired of it. Jesse epileptic. I like that Word Appearance before you remember when you bAnd it is what it is . Jesse out the window, number two. Geraldo time will tell, bAnd that when. Jesse how many times has dana cursed on the air, which is Good. Dana technicality. If you use something as a verb its not really cursing, fine. Greg i think he could challenge that right now. Jesse once. And lets hear. Dana oh, no jesse even Going into the [bleep]. Dana as conservative women, you know you will not Go so you just get your [bleep] done. Jesse but that is it, just two . Dana you missed one i Got [bleep] for using i said it as a verb And they [bleep] me. Greg like you are complaining. It is so cute how you spell it out. Dana i dont want to get [bleep]. Jesse number three, what topic was being discussed when i first asked dana to squeeze my hAnds . Remember when i squeezed And'>Danas HAnd treading on thin ice . What topic . Dana okay. Oh, boy, i dont know. Greg every single idea we ever talked about. Jesse me too, panic, women. Greg ladies. Jesse what did you say . Women. Jesse i feel like there is a lot of lAndmines for me. Im Going to ask dana told my hAnd. Dana, if you feel like im saying something inappropriate, squeeze it And i will move onto another issue issue. So whats it about women . Greg it was a And-everybody'>Telethon And Everybody can blending like subservient to her husbAnd because she wanted to look Good. It turns out they were way ahead of everything. Dana And that she really didnt want to get a peloton forced upon her. Jesse number four, did dagen said she would rather eat a bushel of what rather than watch Chris Cuomo . Bushel of what question Mike Greg i think i know. Jesse the colorful dagen. Dana oh, well met, there are so many possibilities. Dagen i used that one a lot. I was Going to say. CAndy corn. Jesse crab sticks. Geraldo, will have to [bleep] you. What did dakin say she would rather eat a bushel of them watch Chris Cuomo . Dagen i would rather eat a bushel of cicadas them watch a half an hour of Chris Cuomo. Jesse cicadas. Dagen i have said that like a few weeks aGo. Jesse it just Goes to june. Geraldo i needed a briefing on this. Jesse geraldo come every other show, right, number five. Fill in the blank, geraldo has called himself americas blank uncle. Americas blank uncle. Dagen . That is true. Jesse stoner. Lets see it. Geraldo im like america stoner uncle. Greg no, i say dirty. Jesse geraldo Got it. Geraldo pathetic. Jesse geraldo you are not. Number six, name all of the animals the Columbus Zoo brought onset. Greg oh, my God. Dana wait, wait, wait, wait. Jesse name all of the animals. I can only name two. Swath And cat. Like a wildcat. Greg bobcat with weird ears. Jesse bob closed, can you give me cat . Swath, kangaroo. Greg was they were jesse dont ask geraldo this is 82 toed sloth, a canada link. It is a South Africa penguin. Dana i think i get three. Jesse dana has Got it. Lets look at the scoreboard, geraldo one, dana one. Greg, step it up. You are a veteran here. What was the first Animal Video that greg showed for animals are great . Dana just animal . Jesse what kind of animal or describe the video . Dana what are you those things come i know. Dagen im guessing but im reading your mind, greg. Jesse i was just putting that. I think you guys are right. Greg cat playing with a laser. Jesse what did greg have for the first one . Greg it is time for. Animals are great, animals are great. The answer is great. Jesse you know what it was . It shows you how to inspect a home. So you know what that means come everybody, we have to Go to a tiebreaker. Do we have a tiebreaker . Should we read the next one And consider it a tiebreaker . Greg is it tied up . Jesse this is a tiebreaker. Only you guys can answer this question. Greg i will probably get it right, then. Jesse how many episodes of The Five are there . Greg i will play along anyway. Jesse dana, that was fast. Did you keep that in your journal . Dana no, i saw it. Jesse what is the answer . Someone tell me what the answer is. [laughter] 2,593 come i think dana. No, she was dyslexic. Greg she had the Answer Appearance before no, no, no, it was on a piece of paper the other day And i have somewhat of a photographic memory. [applause] well done, dana perino. There is more of the 10year anniversary coming up on the The Five. Who has the best Carnival Skills . We will find out in a best dana corner. Joe biden blowing up over afghanistan Withdrawal Plan of the And'>Tele BAnd to gain control. Congratulations, we want you guys all the time And love And adore you. Think of what you do for this country. Steve remember with this new show called The Five that will never work or never last . You were so wrong. Guys, whoever you are, you seem really nice. You are back together, And it has been ten years. One of the most successful shows in the history of cable. It is the magic. You make it happen every day And we are glad you are here. So to The Five, congratulations from the three On The 6 00 And 9 00. 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Dana those were the toughest questions he has had an who served bush, obama, he wrote his book And said, his words not mine, Joe Biden has been wrong on every foreign Policy Issue since 70s. I will not debate whether to leave afghanistan. The decision is made but you can leave in a way that his dignity And not sloppy. The other thing that is bothering me is the issue of the afghan interpreters, who sacrificed works for us And you have people like Congressman Michael WaltzAndDan Crenshaw who both served And will say there interpreters save their lives. They are supposed to be able to come here And because the taliban wanted to kill them. And so there is a whole bunch over there but this case is bothering me this week is there is a man name. He lives in iowa since 2014 he came for a conference And found out the taliban would try to kill him. He filed for political asylum, living in iowa, he has a business, employees, he Goes in for his interview. And finally to get his approval tuesday. They said the department of And-security'>HomelAnd Security, have you ever had interaction with taliban . I cant tell a lie when i was nine years old the taliban came to me And said i had to Go get a piece of bread. I went to my mom, Got the bread And my mom yelled And called them smugglers. Okay, he was nine years old. The department of And-security'>HomelAnd Security sent him a letter that says because of your interaction with the taliban, you are not allowed to stay. They are Going to deport him. On this ridiculous technicality. The White House said, that is what the law says. I think that is extremely hard to believe. I hope someone is actually telling the president what is really Going on here because somebody needs to get Secretary Mayorkas to say that is shameful. It is shameful they dont have a path to protect the interpreters, geraldo. Dagen it seems haphazard And they move the date up to August 31st because somebody told the biden administration hey, 9 11 looks bad And looks like a marketing ploy. Geraldo a couple of quick points. This is Joe Biden at his finance. You may disagree with him but he was strong, committed, doing something controversial but the best interest of the united states. We went to afghanistan to avenge 9 11. We killed Bin LadenAnd great to be on the And-break'>Air And Break that news to the nation that Bin Laden had been killed by our Great Seal warriors. We should have left them in 2011. We stayed ten years too long. Afghan is a failed state. It is a Narco State that provides hero when consumed europe. Once i was with the marines And the province And they were camping And poppy fields. It is a disgusting, savage place. It will Splinter Peer there was no holding it together. In terms of i have our dear interpreter, Mike Guy that saved my life, same thing. We worked with Sky NewsAnd they talk to the taliban. You can get them on the telephone. So now, he has to straighten that all out before he can get here. We know on a Firstname Basis that risked everything. Having said that, i also want to say, my God, g. I. S Mo Warriors who some gave their lives, get e with war correspondent, And you interviewed Andso'>Ehrman SoAndso And he died here And there. It is a horrible experience And we should have learned from that Ander-the-great'>AlexAnder The Great And the British EmpireAnd the Soviet Union that you cant remake a country And our own image. You will never make afghanistan france. Forget about it. You know, lets cut our losses. Dagen the story becomes china, china ramping up afghanistan involvement And u. S. Withdrawal. Afghanistan is no longer at the national, strategic interest said President Biden today. Oh, really radical islamic terrorism . You have the taliban AndAl QaedaAnd isis. Jesse they have a hAndle on it. Geraldo was right, Joe Biden was more coherent than i have ever seen him. And that is just because i could understAnd what joe was saying And that is a low bar And as complement as i will be with the president. And also geraldo, he Got bounced out of there too come a bad Track Record appear at the train is disgusting, caves, mountains, deserts, the Export OpmDrugs PovertystrickenAnd i dont know how you can fight there. You can spend the next entry gunning down Taliban In AfghanistanAnd the place would be the same peer there is really no difference if you look at vietnam And afghanistan. Not winnable wars, nixon recognized it in the Vietnam Hiding Underground in tunnels, jungles of simulating on the population And jump out any time And shoot agi. You will never win the traditional sense. The telegram only for us right now in play, they reconstituted coming reconstituted, inevitable but the issue is, how hard what we have to dig And to defend the embassy in kabul . That is the big issue, but thanks to george w. Bush And a sitting president , we have set up such a great counterterror system, the satellites, the financial tracking systems, interrogation drones, all sorts of technology that we can relate this corrupt as they are coming together. So hopefully we can protect the homelAnd from here. Dagen geraldo liked President Bidens performance today, but that was humbling And incoherent And fell a lot of times. Geraldo so did jesse. Jesse better than he has been before. I didnt say Good but better. Geraldo i dont know, you know, i give him a pass because 20 years has a long time. And we have to accept that the world has changed, especially with warfare And technology. Weve Got to get over this idea it is a failure to leave. It is not a failure to leave. It is acknowledgment that the world has changed. Maybe this kind of warfare we are dealing with is almost irrelevant And equated when you talk about the drones And you talk about the threats that we are seeing with ransomware which we cant get a hAndle on. We need to concentrate on ransomware And bioterror, drones, things like that. The way to look at it, afghanistan is not Going anywhere, but thanks to technology, we can Go anywhere. That means, you know, we dont have to be there. We may not have to occupy anyplace anymore to keep us safe. And i think we kind of knew that. And i think it is time. People should not think of this is any kind of defeat. It is just that the world has changed. Terrorism is different. Drones, bioterrorism, it has all changed. Why are we there . We dont have to be. So anyway. Dagen im just curious how china leverages that against us. They want to dominate the world. Greg look what they did to russia, ussr appeared every time you jump in there. 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These are agencies that ran up to you mainly guiding migrants to the Immigration SystemAnd further continue instead to terrorize migrant communities located within the community. Greg dana, i have a theory. Dana okay. Greg the reason why she has an awful politician, probably the worst politician because she hates america. She realized that she can do much better in the system destroying it with her own incompetence. So she looks at the rising Crime WaveAnd she Goes lets get rid of the cops. And im just an incompetent politician. She actually, deliberately destroying the country, my theory. Dana a Good theory. You know who was hardest hit today . Greg who . Dana all the democrats who said defund the police. Greg that is a given. Dana clearly, they didnt get the memo. When you look at the Border Patrol has actually done, how much humanitarian work they have done where the cartels are doing nothing but trying to destroy them. I Got to talk to jesse in the newsroom. Greg you Got his Talking Point . That never happens. It is usually the reverse appearance before they are doing all these great things. Obviously, im not saying 100 perfect, but it is so much better than the idea than saying speed to jesse, we have fullscale Crime WaveAnd media into my will. If the republicans dont sweep the elections like justice zamboni come i will turn to a life of crime And i invite you to join me. Jesse did you write justice zamboni down . Greg s. Jesse Good to know, thats Good. You made a point she wants to do this because it is purposeful. That is fact And here is why. If you follow the logic when we defund the police, crime went up. Illegal immigration Goes up. She must know Two Plus two equals four. She must know And say i want to increase illegal immigration. It is almost refreshing, greg, because most dems dance around that. They squirm. She is actually admitting that she wants to open the borders. So in a way, it is better to debate somebody thats trying to hide that. Dana is right, my point, beautiful, i made it on the show. If you look at the video we are showing, you cant deny this. This is a fact, you have Border Patrol helping migrants across ver And rescuing them from drowning. They were putting papers on children, feeding them, giving them blankets, shelter. What are the cartels doing . Shaking them down for cash, Sex Trafficking them. My God, they are rapings before putting them in stash houses jesse using them as Drug MulesAnd so to say that we are terrorizing . We are rescuing these migrants from the hAnds of the cartel. Greg And the people on the other side would not accuse you of hysteria but just like the Crime Wave, the hysteria, geraldo that none of this is happening. Geraldo first of all about the squad my imprint mike appreciate their enthusiasm although sometimes i get dopey. But the problem here was completing the Border PatrolAnd immigration And customs enforcement. Ice, even within the agency itself is a movement to reform it, why . Here with all of these great callouts that are trained And skilled, busting the mexican Drug CartelAnd who do they Go after . They picked the lowhanging fruit, the dishwasher, the lawn mower, the babysitter. Jesse i dont think that is true. If you look at the list of the top ten ice suspects, this, murderers, hardcore traffickers. Its not dishwashers. Geraldo why do you think they terrorized Immigrant Communities . Because they take people off buses And stop people waiting on corners. They Go into the kitchens of restaurants. They should be Going after monsters And killers AndDrug Cartels, not one maria. Jesse the dishwashers are not a priority. Greg what do you say, dagen . Dagen maybe Rashida Tlaib doesnt know what these agencies do. She lumps them together. Clearly, what the Border Patrol is doing, if she ever looked on youtube, even, she can watch videos of little children of like infants being rescued by the Border Patrol. He rose, overworked, overwhelmed, And ignored largely, rescuing children who are put in Harms Way by cartel members And criminals who are emboldened by And-company'>Biden And Company policies. I guess she rolled out of bed this morning And her feet hit the floor And she said, i am not a lunatic enough. I need to plumb new depths of low them this. Talk about ending policing, that was not stupid enough. Jesse did Peter Doocy take my And i telegraphed on the show. Greg Coming Up DisgracedLawyer Michael Avenatti is heading to prison And weeping in court like Brian Stelter at cnn. [laughter] so when you learn your chronic Dry Eye is actually caused by reduced Tear Production due to inflammation you take it on, by talking to your eyecare professional about restasis®. 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It was a total game changer. Learn more about the condition at factsonhAnd. Com geraldo i dont like to kick a guy when he is down but this is a loathsome creature. Michael avenatti heading to prison And the disgraced lawyer will spend two And a half years behind bars for trying to extort nike for 25 Million. He was found weeping in the Courtroom TodayAnd his legal troubles far from over. He faces two more trails on the west coast. The media looking foolish after praising this creep. To me, you are like the holy spirit. All places come all times. Looking at 2020, the only reason im taking this serious as a contender because of the presence on cable news. I read about this, you are currently leading the pack among 2020 contenders on the democratic side appear will come i think you are doing a hell of a job. I dont think you are doing this for the money. [laughter] geraldo so dana, is this affection they showed Michael Avenatti that qualities or just about dana getting carried away with themselves in the hopes that maybe somebody will be able to take on Donald Trump at the time AndMichael Avenatti he praised the Media AttentionAnd always available. In the thing is he was quite behind the times. What do you do now if you want to get 25 Million from a company is you basically Go underground And ask them for 50 Million in crypto. That is how you get paid. He doesnt even know what hes doing in a more. Greg you become a diversity consultant. You woke up by the corporation. Dana you could do that as well. Im glad justice was done And nikes lawyer sniffed this out immediately And contacted the fbi. Geraldo the guy is driving for aris with 2,000 suits And wheres the money coming from . And the stories, daniels, Stormy Daniels. Greg i like how you forget her name. How do you forget her . One month for every hair on his head. Will zucker visit him in jail . After all. Dana Jesse Watters Jesse i dont see anything wrong with that. Greg how does cnn report this . Michael avenatti theyll lower your we heard about today we did not party with him And no pictures with Don Lemon In Hampton but just went to jail And we are so happy he went to jail. We have nothing to do with him. They pushed this guy on america And your question to dana, they were deluded by, Delusional Loathing of Donald Trump. This guy was a mass murder, they still it is clear evidence of that, jessie. Geraldo you can speak about Media BiasAnd all the rest of it but you see it laid theyre here is a guy embraced in a way that was really obscene And so gushy. Michael avenatti, Michael AvenattiAnd it turns out he is just a low life. Jesse you have Street Smarts. This table has Street Smarts. We could smell his cheap cologne from a mile away. We saw it coming. But they dont have Street Smarts over in the mainstream media hallways. They get duped. Remember josie small it . Im hungry for a Andwich'>Subway SAndwich And it is 40 below, come on, man And they believe the guy a week later And this guy come a little shady, legal maneuvers with pulling victims out of his hat to destroy Brett Kavanaugh sucking up to everybody with getting suckered with this guy. Hitched a waGon to criminal Carnival Barker because they loathed trump. They thought this would be the silver bullet. What i noticed that the guy almost on tv as much as fauci. When you see people on tv as much as And-michael'>Fauci And Michael of an oddity. There is a big crash. Greg almost as much as selling a book. Dagen im not carrying about Stormy Daniels but this guy is Going to jail. You know what they Cant Smell out this . Guy . They cant sniff him out because they are him, the combination, yes, gift weighted And arrogant. How do you explain this idiot Goes to nike like im Going to outsmart the lawyers at nike appear they are all the same. It is a party of one. Jesse stay tuned, we are celebrating tenth anniversary of Special Edition of danas Sports Corner. Lets start getting suited up, dude, look at this. [laughter] happy birthday to everybody on greg . Wait a minute, did you say ten years . They are a lot older than ten. Oh, that show. Congratulations. Looking forward to the decade And beyond, the The FiveThe Five, a big happy birthday to The Five. Thank you for letting me stop by. You have a great legacy. Keep it Going. Congratulations. Emergency planning for kids. We cant predict when an emergency will happen. So thats why its important to make a plan with your parents. Here are a few tips to stay safe. Know how to get in touch with your family. Write down Phone Numbers for your parents, siblings And neighbors. Pick a place to meet your family if you are not together And cant Go home. Remind your parents to pack an emergency supply kit. Making a plan might feel like homework, but it will help you And your family stay safe during an emergency. Dana all right, im waiting for this all day. A Special Edition of danas Sports Corner which i stole from greg a few years aGo. From fantasy world entertainment. Thank you for setting it up. Jesse And i will square off on Basketball Pop a shot. I think i might win. Dakin, we will come over, the thing that you hit, the hammer. We will come over here And do a Balloon Blast with greg because the four web us. I was expecting something totally different. Dana all right. We have billy from m berry park, Andy'>Cotton CAndy to help us out. We will snack on that And the producers who are amazing. Jesse come are you ready . Are you ready . 123, Go dana a basket for me. Greg anybody can score . Im Going to be so impressed. Is anybody counting question marks me when she is kicking your, dude. [laughter] dana who won . What Recount Jesse Recount dana i think i did win, mom come i tried my best. Jesse a little bit longer. Dana apparently, dagen think she knows how to do the stryker tips. Dagen our Stage Manager showed me how to do it before hAnd. So you put. You have to hit here. Dana lets just see it. Jesse had to do it. Dana One More Time, One More Time. Dagen i have heels on. Jesse do i have to wear heels . Dana okay. Dagen you have to hit it here. Dana a little harder than i thought. Jesse okay, ready . Dana make Jesse Jr. Proud to. Oh Jesse Dana . Dana will you get this one for Jesse Jr. . Jesse yes appearance before i do actually think i won the basketball. Okay, wait. Jesse can you hold that up . Do you need help . This has not helped you in the arm area. Dana One More Time . Yes. Jesse harder, dana. Jesse i will hold onto their spirits before you get to choose one of these lovely toys for your little one. Okay, now. Jesse this is called Balloon Blasting. You aim it to the mouth of the clown. How many times have i said that . Greg some great times after the carnival closure. All right. Here comes blue, here comes blue. Dagen, Good job, well done. I need some data prostate. Dana [laughter] geraldo Andy'>Cotton CAndy, spending. Dana Andy'>Cotton CAndy, what is the secret . Years is a little different anybody else. Artificial flavors And we dont use Food Coloring so mostly blue And the pink come up i did this just allnatural deliciousness. Dana you have different flavors. I have the most popular of the Sea Salt salted caramel. We have Chocolate CaramelAndy'>Cotton CAndy. [laughter] greg look at that. Uturn. All right. Would you like some . Jesse i will take it. I have to watch my girlish figure. Who is next . Good job, geraldo. Dana where can we find you . [indistinct] like the main drag. They can find us online 24 7 come all the sizes, flavors. Dana all the tourist to come back . Dana in the commercial break, we will do a recount of the basketball because id really do think i won. Geraldo is with me on this. One more thing is up next. Jesse it is time for one more thing. Greg gutfeld. Greg my favorite thing. Jesse you look ridiculous. Greg do i . I was out in l. A. The celebrities always bothering me out by the beach, malibu. Who did i see driving around town but the lovely Paris HiltonAnd her will little pink Jeep Driving around. She still looks great at the age of 57. Amazing she has been around for that long. Jesse you know geraldo had a house in malibu we learned that yesterday. Geraldo i was in a party with Paris Hilton. Jesse of course you were. We have Got to get my book to number one. All right reese Witherspoon Book Club reasonable medical certainty is beating me. Nothing against reese. Go to amazon to put me there at the top spot. Im Going to be appearing in person in tampa for turning Point Summit on july 1st. Doing a little Book Signing also at the nixon library. Yorbalinda. And also manasquan, new jersey. That was danas recommendation. Book towne. Go buy the book how i saved the world. You may have heard about it And make me a rich person. Happy birthday eve. Jesse birthday today. Four Day Week always Screws Everybody up. Jesse thats what it was. Dana just to plug Jesses BookOne More Time. My Podcast Everything will be okay i did it with Jesse Watters how he saved my podcast. Check it out pretty fun conversation. Take a look at this Polar Bear having fun in a bucket of ice. And i just chose this because its pretty cute. Jesse it ask cute. Greg by the way you are on my show tonight. Yeah, And-dana'>Jesse And Dana are on tonight. We are doing a special episode of the gut if he would on The Five. Jesse im excited about it. Geraldo i dont think there is enough cross promotion. Jesse you, of all people. Geraldo i invented it. Jesse like you complaining about mustaches. [laughter] geraldo all right. So im reading a great new book. Private eye book. A harlem private i. Its like Chinatown Pulp fiction, Dick TracyAnd the best part of it is written by Dion B our sound man. You may know him from the neil cavuto show. He makes frequent cameo appearances. We have Good read very dark. Dagen thats the Way Redneck says muaw. Geraldo i dont think rednecks are in to muay. Geraldo im done. Dagen i have a Minute Kid pushing a puppy in a stroller in a grocery store. Little girl. Yorkshire terrier. I just want to say dogs arent allowed in the grocery store. I dont know who let this kid in with the dog but i think the dog is cuter than she is. Greg thats terrible. But you are right. Dana jesse, how are we Going to close out this week tomorrow. Jesse we have special guests is it John Rich. Greg special fan mail. Jesse my favorite segment. Dana is my deep fryer coming . Geraldo did i ever tell you the story when John Rich came to my house . [laughter] geraldo true story. Jesse Paris Hilton was there, too. Not Going to tell any more of that story though. Thats it for us. Special report is up next with Shannon Bream the evil Shannon Bream. Shannon jesse, really Jesse Watters vs. Reese witherspoon. I dont know Elle Wood is a scrapper. Good luck on that. Jesse thank you very much, thank you very much, reese. Shan have a great night. Good evening, Welcome To Washington im Shannon Bream in for bret baier. Breaking tonight President Biden says Taliban Takeover Of Afghanistan is highly unlikely. The comments come as the president promises to maintain personnel And capacities in the country after the large scale u. S. Military withdrawal. Congressional correspondent Jacqui Heinrich starts us off tonight from the White House. Good evening, jackie. Good evening, shannon