Its friday or what kat likes to call tgi who threw up in my closet day. I wonder if she even remembers singing to her cat last night . And i will always love all right, all right, all right, ill stop. Please let go. Please. All right, im done. Greg we understand how that cat feels. But maybe she should talk to someone, i suggest her husband, but we still cant find him. Do you recognize this face . Obviously thats a sketch. I think we might have a photo of him. Anyway, im glad Janice Dean is back but, you know, she is a risk taker. [cheers and applause] greg as this video of her can attest. She is healing nicely. Good news for citizens of portland oregon. Youll have more time to loot because the Riot Squad gave themself the boots. The guys and gals on the front lines of mayhem resigned En Masse after one of their officers allegedly smacked a rioter last august so all 50 quit. Cant say i blame them. Think about it youre brought in to stop a riot and lately youre busier than, Chaos Mayhem Smoke fire, fists, the stench of body odor. Like the rehearsal on the set of the view. And all youre trying to do is control things and save lives and yet you get busted for hitting someone at a riot who just happens to have a camera in the thick of it. Something Alex Baldwin does every day. You see how its a losing proposition . Its like apologizing to the woke mob, youre damned if you do, damned if you dont. Or if youre the remaining law abiding citizens of portland who Cant Move out, youre damned to hell. Especially when you have a mayor this Pa Theyically weak. Im going to do the work that i need to do here in my local community with my local officials to take accountability for whats happening on our street. And id appreciate that either the president support us or he stay the hell out of the way. I stand with you no matter what. And if they want the Tear Gas against you, theyre wanting the Tear Gas against me. Greg how iss that apiecement Working Out . Fact is the decorated officer was doing the best job he could but since our politicized criminal Justice System has now replaced an actual Justice System, hes the villain. He pays, not the criminals. Just the way it goes in a progressive paradise. Little background on that night in portland. Roughly 200 demonstrators had approached the building in portland. The media calls them demonstrators but thats like Calling Arsonists carless smokers. They came with tactical helmets armed with weaponry their cowardly faces covered, exactly what i wore in larry kudlows hot top. He wont be watching this, so. They said fire the dumpsters of course which raises the E Term Question why the hate against dumpsters . Maybe its self hatred, Car Mortgage attacking garbage or maybe they think it will sterile eyes the container before they move in. They defaced buildings, tossed Molotov Cocktails setting it on fire, in portland this is known as making smores. As in youre going to get smore rioting after you defunded your police. So imagine being tasked with dealing with these animals. I dont even know if i can call them animals, because animals are better creatures than these bad losers. I mean have you seen the Antifa Mug shots . Be glad theyre not scratch and sniff. They look like their fight for justice includes a war on soap and clear sill. They could be cast in cats without any makeup. I wonder how cnn portrays antifa these days. Arent they just kind of like an idea at this point or just peaceful protesters . Yes, a brilliant idea. We should have honorary deagrees from every university. Or better yet, a medal of honor, a nobel Peace Prize and a stanley cup. Sometimes i wish they were carnival stuffed animals that i could win and take them home with me. I wish i could take them home with me so they could get me pregnant. Greg i dont even think thats as crazy as cnn normally. What if your job was to stop these violent cry tense but when you do it doesnt matter. In october last year mike submit great third Base Man rejected 540 related cases in the interest of justice, catch and release. These are felons not fish. That kind of Punishment Wouldnt even make jeffrey to be input his pants on. This is happening all over thugs get arrested for crimes and then released before the next purpose they Sucker Punch hits the ground. A recent monster who Sucker Punched an elderly asian woman was arrested 42 times. If only they would send a Social Worker or vegan chef. You would think the judge would have seen this coming when they did away with bail. But they probably went to i havey league school. So what happens now than the riot cops dont show up for the weekly riot . The riotors rejoice and the remaining cops have no clue what happens next, not enough boots on the ground, this as massive demonstrations are planned for the coming weekend. So think about the worlds worst mayors. You have the Hedge Hog Homicider who allowed the greatest safest city to descend into madness. And then to step over a dead heroin user. And then writes email billion private time while Chicago Citizens die. You have this Spinals Sack of jelly that did Nothing But Kneel before the arsonist while the City Of Minneapolis burned. And you have this putz from portland. Would you work for calling him an Ass Hat . Calling his an Ass Hat insults asses and hats. What do these leaders have in common other than they couldnt manage an arbies . Obviously theyre progressive democrats. Wouldnt voters learn that the only thing progressives do is make things progressively worse. Period greg lets welcome tonights guests. When weather comes to New York it has to go through her first, Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean. She lets you carry a gun in her restaurant so you can bet the service is prompt. Colorado congresswoman lauren boebert. He made the police look so good, they cancelled his show. Author of the new book breaking blue, Sergeant Sean Stick larkin. Shes down to earth, especially when shes passed out on The Street, Fox News contributor kat timpf. All right, sean, i have to go to you first. You just recently, youre a recently retired police lieutenant. This is part of a growing trend thats happening everywhere and i would say that the trend actually, actually, you know, hurt your career. Your show, youve got to say this, on the weekend, so this was i enjoyed The Show. It was beating me in the ratings, in the demo, but they cancelled you because you were doing too good of a job making the police look good, they cancelled you making my Show Number one in the demo. Full Circle Greg full circle. [cheers and applause] greg that had to have pissed you off. Dramatically. And we were beating everybody. It was the Number One show on friday and Saturday Nights typically on cable tv. I was watching it. She wasnt even watching our show. I was on the other one. But, no, it did. And all the conversation about policing in america, to me live pd, what it showed was, hey, this is really whats going on out here. There was nothing dramaitized, The Show, the producers, nobody picked what the officers did each night. They were just in the cars documenting, hey, this is Law Enforcement in the country greg right. And we showed tonight the urban areas. We showed it in rural areas. You name it, you saw it. And its kind of funny being out on The Street as a Police Officer when The Show was cancelled, even all the bad guys i spoke with were like wheres The Show, we miss the Show Greg thats where they get their big break. Yeah greg we had a Drinking Game when we watched live pd. We had to drink every time a suspect was missing a shirt. There was live Pd Bingo that you could print cards and play at home. Social media was a with big part of twitter, live tweets. So you got to see this all night long the way the viewers interacted with Each Other or even us in studio. So a lot of people missed it and fingers crossed they will be back greg you need reunion shows where you get the cops and the suspects back together. Just like real House Wives which are basically criminals. Arent they criminals janice . Yeah greg what do you make of this. The whole Riot Team leaves. Can you blame them . I dont. Im a family of first responders, my hub is a Fire Fighter and his brother is a Police Detective so im in a family where people risk their lives to help others. So to see this happening and the Fire Department and Police Department are kind of the same in that, if they feel like one of their people, their brethren is affected, theyre going to ban together and do something like this greg yeah. So i applaud this. I feel bad for portland. I dont know how safe its going to be there now. Greg well, yeah. But, i mean, going back to what was going on there, this was not like stopping cars for speeding, this is like Violence Greg yeah. So what are they supposed to do . Just stand there and take it . Greg theyre supposed to. By the way, what does your husband have against fire . I mean, maybe he should look in the mirror. What is fire but really just a Chemical Reaction looking for love . Would you like to call him greg i would. And im sure as a Fire Fighter he wears a red hat, right . Racist. Very Offensive Greg exactly congresswoman. Lets say you were a congresswoman not in colorado but in portland. What would you do. I think the Portland Congress men they just let insurrections happen, right . In seattle we allow chaz. Its a peaceful protest because there its okay. But actually in Colorado Weve taken away qualified immunity from our Police Officers and its devastating and now they want to do it on a national level in congress, the house passed it and, you know, now the few republicans who stood up to say were not going to pass this, this legislation for the Gold Medal for the Capitol Hill Police because they want to use them for their political games and weve already passed it once, they come by, they rewrite it, add another officer in has nothing to do with january 6th. And then we have officers going to members offices, congressional offices saying why did you vote no on the goed medal bill. I hope those same officers are going to all the democrats that represent Portland And Seattle and all these other crazy cities and say why did you vote to defund us . Why did you vote to take away our qualified immunity and make us personally responsible for our jobs . These guys love their communities and im proud of the stand they took there in portland because enough is enough. And i think were going to see this happening a whole lot more. Greg yeah, kat, when you look at portland, do you think its a Lost Cause . I dont figure out how you go back. Like if you equate any kind of Law And Order or disciplinary action as aggression or an affront, there is no answer at that point, other than the quick roll to just chaos. Right greg much like your hair tonight. Thank you. Hey i would take some Fox News hair. Thank you. If you want some i can uncan clip a piece and send it over. And ive been there when shes taken pieces out. I will do it in public, i have no shame. But i dont do Arson Greg no, you dont. Okay . And the reason why arson is definitely not an effective strategy is because its not allowed. So if you do the arson, there are people that stop the arson and you get in trouble. But if you are allowed to do arson, its incredibly effective greg thats true. Its incredibly effective because now all these quit who is what they want. Im somebody who wants police reform. I disagree i think we should have qualified immunity however i still think they shouldnt have no police which is what these people want. They want no police and no prison and because theyre allowed to do unbridled arson people are quitting and theyre getting what they want. Its hard to be this stupid but theyre pulling it off. Greg all right. Well have to leave it there. Okay greg i hate saying that. Up next, they love Carl Marx and theyre a bunch of narcs. [ Me And You by barry Louis Polisar ] Me And You just singing on the train Me And You listening to the rain Me And You we are the same Me And You have all the fame we need indeed, you and me are we Me And You singing in the park Me And You, were waiting for the Dark Greg they live in dorms and they love to inform. And now a poll so bonkers youll say, hey, greg, thats bonkers. But you look great, lets have brunch later. Then ill say, i appreciate the invite but im just not ready for a commitment right now because ive been hurt in the past. Its okay, greg. Rejection is a part of life. You are worthy of love. But you could use a better hair cut. Greg thanks, god. I guess he was getting back at me for what i said to you, kat. Thank God Greg anyway a sprawling survey out of North Dakota State university, they have universities there janet, i know you didnt believe that. That would have Joseph Stalin saying they stole my idea. Majority of College Students would rat out their teachers and classmates if they heard something they didnt like. Turns out liberal students love snitching along with their constant bitching. When asked if a professor says something they think would be offensive should they be reported to the university 85 of Rib Rails said yes. But also 41 of conservatives said yes and 65 of independence say nah, man, im not into 308 particulars got any weed. But when asked if students should be reported, 76 of libs still said yes, they would rat out on their classmate but 69 of conservatives said hell no they wouldnt because thats nuts, get out of my face. Okay, i added that last parts. But this is not how our country was supposed to be, right . You cannot have discussions when disagreement has rep cushions. Freedom of speech is for reason to allow for discourse even if it offends you especially if it offends you. As its like our founding fathers once said, these Wigs Itch like crazy but they get the babes. They were swingers, especially Ben Franklin he was a wild would. Oh, yes greg he had a nice figure. What are we doing . Its late, Friday Night were all wasted. Congresswoman, are you worried about this generation . Oh, my goodness, is that a loaded Question Greg well, i am loaded. This is ridiculous. This is where weve come with the first amendment and with free speech. How about lets report the professors who are reporting on the students who are reporting on the professors. I mean, is this all going in permanent records . When does it end . When are we going to put an end to this. Freedom of speech is against offensive speech. People offend me all the time, i dont care i move on. I grow from it, tell them off, move on. Its pretty concerning this is where were at right now Greg Sean is there anything that needs to be done to toughen up these College Kids . Like prison . Well, prison unfortunately doesnt even toughen up our bad guys. I have a 19 year old son and ive tried to teach him from growing up, man, you dont have to like everything, youre not going to like everything. Everyones going to have their own opinion and Thats Something we talked about with live pd. The people that didnt like it, change the dam channel. Instagram, you dont like what someone posts on Instagram Unfollow them. You dont have to listen to it. This is america and we all are entitled to our own Opinion Greg not everybody, though. You know, kill meade. Am i allowed to report all the reporters that ask me offensive questions . Greg you should. Am i allowed to do that on their permanent record . Greg you know what happens is Narcing Bee gets narcing. Once somebody starts doing it to you. You see that, a good nonpolitical example, people who get mad if youre wearing masks and people who get mad if youre not wearing masks. Its a weird kind of thing that feeds off Each Other. Totally been offended by people wearing masks in the car alone. Like why, what are you doing . Greg and its funny, i have to kind of like hold myself back from laughing at people outside on bicycles riding bikes and they have masks on and i want to yell on them. And im like am i becoming like them. But will you go into an establishment that says you have to wear a mask with your Pack Greg yes, ill do that because im a decent Human Being and im a world renowned celebrity im a role model. People come to me for Advice And Inspiration and if i were to act a certain way in public, you know. Is Weather Forecasting Racist . I have never been asked that question before. But im sure someone will. The clouds are white greg the clouds are white. The sun is yellow greg and youre also looking out for people with fair skin. Right. Im glad you brought that up. I will be prepared the next time out if someone says that my forecast is racist greg how about this . How about what happens to these people when they get out of college . Because theyre not going to have any specific talents, right . Right greg so their own talent is to be angry with other people. Or tell on Them Greg which you know where theyre going to go. Hrearview mirror you and i, hr resources. Except at fox, they are amazing at fox. They are amazing greg do not open my file. But maybe thats what people have to get into is be Hr Greg they are now. That is the extension, the tentacles from the campus and thats why you get a lot of the diversity emails which are harmless but then they build up into other weird emails. Its the Cycle Greg i feel like im being bullied by the anti Bullying Crowd because as a bully, why cant they respect my feelings . Remember when you used to say youre a tattletale. Yeah. Right . It was not good to be a Tattletale Greg if Somebody Snitched on you that was it. They were done greg yeah, i coined a phrase many years ago, snitches get stitches, remember that . Yeah, you came up with that greg yeah. Some things need to be reported, sfliet like if a teacher says to you im going to kill your whole Family And Frame you for it. Probably report that. But in Tattle Tailing in kindergarten would say if its something that you cannot handle yourself then tell the teacher. Otherwise you should handle it yourself. Wheres that . Like these are all adults. So you should have some, you know, Conflict Resolution skills developed at that point, and if you dont greg they dont, yeah. You should probably start to try to develop those greg heres the thing. Whats happening is its going to widen the gulf between your thoughts and the things that you say. Were already seeing that happen. Youre doing it all the tiMe And You might not even i call it the chrissy teigen gulf, because shes the Patron Saint of narcing. But i still have an idea, i have an idea that, you know, for College Kids what they should do, there needs to be a new movement where they pledge to Each Other Freedom Of Thought and words. Like they sign a no Narc Pledge that they cant narc anybody, fan some kid starts that and that happens, that would actually kill this thing and then theyd have to pay me a royalty for it because its my idea. I thought the movement would be College Students going to college to learn and get an education. There you go. Have a great career. Educators actually educating students greg how naive are you. Racist greg you are racist and naive. Greg before we split out of this, as a cop im a Big Fan Of Snitching [laughter]. I cant do my job without them so, at that Level Greg before The Show ends you might want to look in Kats Purse before you go. Dogs are on it already greg they are. Its amazing. Up next, does the World Health Organization have the right to Cancelel Greg if you want to pop out a family, you better lose that martini. Not a good rhyme, but its funny. Thats what the World Health Organization is demanding. Baby makers got to drop the boilermakers. Thats a great line people. The who has a ban on Drinking Alcohol of all women of Child Bearing age because of potential harm it could cause to an unborn baby even if a Woman Isnt pregnant or doesnt plan to have children at all. Thats like saying we all need hell mitts because some people play football. Dont give them any ideas. Not surprising Lick Theyve have been planned for i had yos saying Alcohol Isnt great for guys either and women should be able to make these decisions for themselves. But how can this advice be sexist if men can get pregnant oh, my head hurts just thinking about it. Maybe because im pressing my hands against my Head T it went away. Its back. Anyway. Some sources claim the real reason for the proposal was kats behavior at my barbecue last week. Oh, my god. Greg if i had a dollar for every head kats destroyed. You keep inviting me over greg because i like getting rid of my hedges. By the way dont hedge on your answers to this. See, thats how im a hosed. So used to phraseology is amazing. You plan on changing your behavior . No. Absolutely not. First of all, i get that health is important, but its also craft. You can be a super healthy person eat healthy and work out all the time and get hit by a bus out of a green juice store. I dont know the name of one because i dont do that. Theres a statistic that says more people die leaving Health Food stores getting hit by trucks. Did you know that. Im sure its true. Alcohol is not that good for anyone but also it can be kind of Fun Greg it is. And also if it wasnt for alcohol, many of us, including me, would never have been born. Right . My parents were in their 40s, clearly they were Bob Menendezing when they conceived me. Thats fwhak the 60s, being 40 was like being 70. Right . Thats also science according to the Gutfeld Institute of numbers he made up the other day. Sean, i have a thinking, or an idea that live Pd Wouldnt exist without alcohol. Right . Because 90 of your Suspects Wouldnt be Breaking The Law if it wasnt for the fact that they are high as kites. A lot are big fans of alcohol and illegal drug business. And me as well my parents met in a bar so i wouldnt be here without the good old alcohol. Im a big Bourbon Collector i worked for and higher bush in college and drove a Beer Truck so i think people should have libations and have a good time. We are all adults we can make our own decisions greg you drove a Beer Truck. Greatest College Job ever greg you should have a show. Good idea. Greg dont you think . Good Idea Greg why dont we talk later. I could probably help you out on this. I have a shoe shows under my belt janice. Speaking of belt you take a few belts dont you . Remember the old days . Greg i remember the old days like it was last Night Kid 0. By the way i have to clean that stain out of the rug. I remember that stain. I think i was there. But i might have been too drunk. You know what . Im going to celebrate this terrible survey by going home and getting drunk. Yay. And, listen, my parents drank, supposed, did all sorts of bad stuff and i turned out just okay greg yeah. Congresswoman, lets not forget, the who was wrong on wet markets and were going to let them judge our wet bars. Thats right, they cant even tell the difference between a lab and a bat. So im good with the who. But heres the deal. Theyre just now coming out with this that women of Child Bearing ages or if youre pregnant you shouldnt be Drinking Alcohol. Ive had four kids, i had no idea i was able to drink that whole time. All those pregnancies i could have been drunk. Where was the who then . Greg yeah, where was the who . Aside from the band. You know, im pretty sure, even smoking, i think my mom was smoking when she had me, explains a lot. Everybody was having a good time. But thats not even what this is about. This is about, theyre actually talking about making a law, right . Yeah, Yeah Greg thats insane. Because its awful. It really sickens me to my Core Greg it should. As a drinker. As a drinker and a woman i am offended greg yes, every person has a right to release. Yes greg especially relief from you kat, my god. Greg, im very smart and i have brilliant thoughts in my head sometimes i just have to make myself dumb with alcohol or i wouldnt survive greg i understand. All right. Dont go anywhere. Youre not going to want to miss this. The Ba Berserker blothar is Gwar Is next. 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Gwar makes the beatles look like four hacks with bad Hair Cuts because as any fan would tell you gwar rules and they kick off their 30th Anniversary tour. Joining us the Bands Leader the berserker blothar. Blothar. How you doing there, greg . Greg im great. Im great. 30 years. Are you surprised . Am i surprised . Of course im surprised. I dont im not looking for the next five minutes. You know, were not thinking ahead. Blothar, by the way, its blothar. I know you pronounce the accent correctly. Dont do that, its just for Effect Greg for some of the viewers, we used to have gwar on on my old show red eye, you remember the Lead Singer and you were the base player. Do you miss him . Do we ever miss him. Yeah, he spoke very highly of you. Greg oh, did he . Very highly. Which isnt hard because he was always high. Greg that is true. That is true. I will not elaborate on that. But tell us where youre from, for new viewers. Well, Gwar Is from Outer Space from far past uranus as you know. We were ban i should to this planet, this piece of Crap Planet and we were in antarctica waiting like a bunch of Pot Pies waiting to you that out. I never had a whiskey before asking you whats in it but i probably should have asked you whats in it because its from gwar. What i have absolutely no idea. I assume its just Hand Sanitizer and food coloring. Thats my guess. Yeah. Rye whiskey. It will get you messed up. Greg so, im curious, so youre starting your 30th Anniversary tour. What did you do during the shutdown when you couldnt tour . What did gwar do . Same thing as everybody, hoarded Toilet Paper and drank rubbing alcohol. I mean, really we were glad for the break so we didnt have to be around Each Other. I dont have to tell you about the smell of gwar. Greg oh, yeah. Yes, yes. You know, i was curious, do the members of gwar require vaccination or are you naturally immune to the novel viruses that have been developed here on earth . Yeah, i mean, we dont have anything to do with that. Gwar, gwar, i can assure you, that whatever happened, its not our fault. It was not an accident. Were not responsible. Did i say that right . My lawyers over here. All right. Greg i approach this question with some trepidation. Besides whiskey, you also have another product for the bedroom, am i correct . I didnt know we were going to be talking about that. My. Yes, were coming out with quite a product for the bedroom. Greg yes. What Yeah Greg but what would you say that its more like a marital aid . Well, for a particular kind of marriage, i suppose it would aid. But, you know, i dont know how its going to fit, to be honest. I dont know exactly who that would aid. More like a marital hindrance, a roadblock. Greg where did your tour begin . And when . Well, i have absolutely no idea where the tour begins. I just go where they send me. Tickets are on sale now. Were playing scumdogs, our classic Shock Rock historic album from front to back. Well be accompanied by some of our old friends like techno destructo, the sexicutioner, special guests from our past Greg Isnt Napalm Death Touring with you . Yes, the family friendly Soft Rock of napon death. And i hate god and mad Ball Greg who knew. I didnt e great band. Again, very friendly, bring your kids. Grandma loves napalm death. I have to go. If you dont know who Gwar Is, you have to check out their music. The Opening Song was viking Death Machine a classic. Blothar pleasure talking to you. Hope we have you back in studio soon. I will be there, you know it greg excellent. Wanna help kids get their homework done . Well, an internet connections a good start. But kids also need computers. And sometimes the hardest thing about homework is finding a place to do it. So why not hook Community Centers up with wifi . For kids like us, and all the amazing things were gonna learn. Over the next 10 years, comcast is committing 1 Billion to reach 50 Million lowincome americans with the tools and resources they need to be ready for anything. I hope youre ready. cause we are. Its moving day. And while her friends are doing the heavy lifting, jess is busy moving her Xfinity Internet and tv services. It only takes about a minute. Wait, a minute . But what have you been doing for the last two hours . Delegating . Oh, good one. Move your xfinity services without breaking a sweat. Xfinity makes moving easy. Go online to transfer your services in about a minute. Get started today. Greg welcome back. Lets find out if we got anything wrong so far this week. For that we go to our show owns buzzman Steve Phoenix, senior. Oh, Wow Greg i know, crazy. I didnt expect them to clap for you. Steve and i actually used to tour the country as the Badu 0 banana split. It was so right and now its time to examine the oh so wrong. Tuesday, Fashion Designer michael, Roll It Greg her attack on the designer, i get an email telling me this story about Frank Costello being ruined and destroyed. Okay, well, first of all, the Designers Name is michael costello, and you kept calling him frank the entire segment. And i know why. I know why greg why . This is Frank Costello. Greg yes. Its the name of Jack Nicholsons Character in the departed. And, you know, greg and jack are a lot alike. One is an aging bloated alcoholic and the other one is jack Nicholson Greg all right. Fair enough you got me. Thank you craig Greg Craig . Up next, kat, kat, lets hear you on thursday talking to Jimmy Failla about section workers. Magic mike hit it. Nobody goes to mcdonald to eat healthy its like hiring a hooker to snuggle. Its not why youre there. People do that. Well, stick with your current job. Wow, okay, well, first of all theyre not called Hookers Kat so im correcting you for not correcting jimmy. Ive never used the Word Hooker i always say Sex Worker Greg arent you special . I absolutely am Greg Katherine this is my time. Secondly, it turns out professional Cuddle Buddies are a very real thing. Im trying to prove that youre right. The Washington Post said in 2018, demand is growing, store fronts have opened up in portland, lovely place, and Los Angeles and numerous Web Sites and apps now offer on Demand Snuggle services across the country. So there you go. Yes. Right in colorado. Youre welcome. All a front for hooking. Hooking, baby. Yeah. No, kat, ive got to tell you, the price, i got a quote, for about 60 Bucks an hour you can hire someone to help you forget about your cold, loveless marriage. But we have to move on. Congresswoman, are you there . Hey there. What you got for me . Earlier you mentioned you had four kids and you wished you could have been drinking the whole time, right . I just wasnt advised by the who that i couldnt. Turns out according to a new study burned in the journal of obstetrics and combine coly. Small amounts of alcohol especially in early pregnancy dont appear to increase your risk of high bloop, premature berth or low Birth Weight so i guess you kind of missed out there, huh . Bummer. Bummer, i know it. We love colorado, big shoutout. Big fan. The same for the marijuana in colorado. Smoke Em If You Got em. Greg, lets hear your comments on wednesday about kats appearance. One more time, mike, take us home. If you committed a crime, i wonder how theyd describe you. Jawny like Mccauley Cul kin with a wig on greg i was going to say Second Baseman from the original Bad News Bears. With a wig on greg yes, yes. Greg, i have some Bad News for you, pal. You were way off base. As any true fan of the Bad News Bears would know, the original Second Baseman was jose agholor and, Guess What . He doesnt look anything like kat. You were probably thinking of Tanner Boyle the Shortstop Greg yes. I understand the confusion because the entire team looked like kat. Swing and a miss, pal, swing and a miss. Greg it is so true, theyre all kates. Thats exactly what i look like without the weave. Greg your glasses need glasses im out of town. See you next week Greg Thanks steve, great job Greg Thanks steve, great job and ill see you at Home Pain . Yeah. Here. Aspercreme with maxstrength lidocaine. Works fast and lasts. Keep it. Youre gonna need it. Kick pain in the Aspercreme Greg we are out of time. Set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode. Thanks to Janice Dean, congressman lauren boebert, kat timpf, Steve Phoenix jr. , our studio audience. Fox News Night with Kamala Harris at the border, we dont know if he has an answer. Well ask him. For now, here the five. Jesse hello everybody, im Jesse Watters along with dagen mcdowell, kennedy, and Greg Gutfeld wearing a tshirt. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Jesse the consequences of defunding the police are leading to anarchy in america. Cops are under attack while crimes urges all across the country. After portland was battered with a year of riots and entire squad is now resigning. The