Crowd Control Unit is stepping down after one officer was indicted for using excessive force during the unrest last year. And look at this insane crime surge in portland. Shootings are up 126 and homicides have increased 530 . That is a lot. Other major cities like new york and chicago are seeing a dramatic increase in violence thanks to liberal policies and criminals are more brazen than ever. The nypd just put out a video of a man getting gunned down in broad daylight after running into two young children on the sidewalk. Thankfully the children are unharmed and the children are expected to survive. Democrats, like thiS Politician in the windy city. The problem is, the democratic party on so many levels seems to be enamored with the mentality of being enablers to criminality, and you dont have to say identity politics, sometimes voters just want the truth. Jesse lets get this out of the way, greg, where can people get the tshirt . Greg you can get it at the store. The fox shop. I dont know if they have the men yet but i got the first one so i thought i would wear it. Jesse we are talking about crime, that is a fashion crime, but jessica probably wont do anything about it. Im enjoying it, actually. Jesse tell me what you think about this guy from the windy city of chicago, for those of you who dont know that, he sang democrats need to coddle up to criminals to win elections. Greg i think theres two things going on here. Number one, democrats dont like to be seen taking the side of the opposition, even if the opposition is right and i would say sometimes republicans are like that as well but in this case there is such overwhelming evidence that people are dying because of your ego and because you dont want to align yourself with somebody you think is an immoral, evil republican. I just want to come up with one city in which there is a republican mayor and there is trouble, because i spent all night working at the library, the fox library. I couldnt find one example of a republican mayor leading a city that is in trouble. The other point is the biggest threat according to President Biden is the white Supremacist Movement yet we still dont have the stats for that, we dont have the names or the Organized Crime gangs causing crime sprees In The Name Of White Supremacy and yet we know the names of the clowns in oregon. Its called antifa and they tell us where they are. Portland. And yet that is called an idea when its actually a violent mob that is destroying a city. Basically what were doing doing is giving bad actors what they want by denying they exist while chasing thiS Phantom of White Supremacy and this is a replica of every bloody revolution. You start, when a population gives into an immovable minority, meaning a small number of people, do we know how many people are in antifa . We dont, do we . Its just an idea. I bet you could fit them in an auditorium. Jesse you could because they go from City To city and i dont know if theyve been infiltrated by the fbi. Greg traveling cardinal. Jesse this unit has retired en masse. Is this enough for politicians to snap out of their days . Kennedy theres this widespread blanket of Law Enforcement in portland. I feel completely unprotected and attacked by the very local minority in the city and the d. A. There, mike schmidt, he is awful. I talked to my brother, i talk about my brother a lot, he is a cop outside portland, was a Probation Officer for years, and he is a Shooting Instructor at the Oregon State police academy, so we talk all the time and he says that proactive policing will go on the decline this year. Cops are going to be like firefighters, they will only respond when something bad happens instead of going out, talking to people, engaging, stopping stuff before it starts because for them it is not worth it to get indicted and it just goes to show, this sort of revolt, they are standing up to them mayor and a d. A. Who does not have their back, they will not indict aggressive criminal felons who are making the city very unfree. Greg did you say not less . Kennedy i did. Jesse its an allergy. And children are getting caught in the cross fire. Thank god they are okay but a stray bullet, goodbye, your life is over and your parents have to pick up the pieces. Dagen and pro crime, antiLaw Enforcement residents and victims have to fend for themselves. It starts with the governor, and look here in new york, this is cuomo down to the mayor, the city council, the district attorneys who have demonized, not only demonized, which is the same effect as defunding the police because it makes them step back and people retire but also, this has been going on for years, that laws and changes to the book that have led people free onto The Street, a couple of things. I talked her cops all the time in The Street and i ask them, how am i supposed to defend myself . Strict Gun Laws here, what am i supposed to do . Because if i defend myself im going to be the one who winds up in jail. Theyre going to throw me away and the victim will be on Msnbc On Cnn and one friend of mine said i would rather be judged by 12 than carried by six. I would rather face a jury then wind up in a coffin. I think that one of the tests will be the democratic primary for mayor here in new York City because there is one guy in the lead, adams, former cop. If he wins thiS Primary he will be the next mayor between almanac because the other two are a disaster and if he wins thiS Primary, Catherine Garcia wantS Police officers fined for not wearing masks last year and my a wily ran an Ad Demonizing the nypd in a campaign and she literally vowed to slash the nypd budget because trauma from dealing with cops is a bigger problem than crime. If adams wins it will be a signal to the rest of the democrats across the country that this anticop, pro crime Stance Wont Work anymore. Jesse i opened up the new York Post today, only paper i read, besides the wall street journal, always a great paper, and have a Pie Chart that i love. Its the only chart i can understand. I love pie and the charge, and over 30 of democratic primary voters say crime is the Number One issue they are going to vote on in thiS Primary and this is something that we have talked about for a whole year, democrats have denied that crime is even on the rise. Its an issue yet their own voters it is their top issue by a mile. Absolutely correct about erica adams rise, Andrew Yang was on top and Eric Adam started talking aboutg background, and the balance between supporting those who wear the uniform and criminal Justice Reform, make sure people dont end up in jail for the rest of their lives for smoking a joint. I think he is going to win, but what Eric Adams is talking about is exactly what alderman from chicago is talking about it it relates to gregS Point, which is very well taken, which is incredibly hard for partisans and an elected office when the fringes are so loud in terms of the support is to say, my colleague across the aisle has a point about this, and that does cut both ways. Unfortunately on this issue, people end up dead because of it and im wondering where the national discussion is about reforms in these major cities. You remember the Mayors Alliance started under bloomberg where mayors from every city came together to say what is going to work from all of us, and police chiefs and mayors came and we need to hear a lot about that, a lot of the systemic issues are the same and that would be a great solutions oriented way forward. Call on that for that to be happening more publicly. Where i come from you cant punch an old lady in the face and break her nose and not go to jail and that is exactly what happens over and over again kennedy felony assault. That happens over and over again in new York City and basically you have to kill somebody to get thrown in jail and that is a Bail Reform that was shepherded by the democrats. Kennedy really quickly if you want real criminal Justice Reform give to stop talking to republicans and democrats, you have to talk to libertarians because theyve been the most critical and reasonable about the issue for so long and they are not having the swinging emotional reactions to things and they actually have a really solid list of actions that you can implement our across the country and make things better. When 50 good cops resign from an entire riot unit, that is not criminal Justice Reform. Getting rid of bad cops is not criminal Justice Reform. Jesse No One is spending their life behind bars for smoking pot. Americas biggest podcast or Joe Rogan goes nuclear on cnn. See it next on The Five. Life. Doesnt stop for diabetes. Be ready for every moment, with glucerna. Its the Number One doctor recommended brand that is scientifically designed to help manage your blood sugar. Live every moment. Glucerna. 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Brian stelter talking to the Press Secretary saying, what are we doing wrong . Like hey, mother [bleep], youre supposed to be a journalist. Dagen gregory, the floor is yours. Greg its very difficult when your adversary cnn is on a downward spiral because you know longer enjoy the spectacle of it because we know they are good employees behind the scenes at cnn who dont deserve to be fronted by lying clowns and public masturbators. Dagen whoa. Greg that they dont have the same chance that hes got, there are three mistakes that cnn should fix. Ive got notes. I would like to help you guys. Be honest, label your commentators as commentators. Our audience knows the difference between me and bill hemmer. Hes news, im commentating and better looking. There is no distinction at cnn between news and commentary, hence why they have no trust because they pretend their opinions are facts, we all know. They also denied the gulf between their own thoughts and what they say. We know what Chris Cuomo really, really thanks outside of his job because weve seen it. Hes an example of the phoniness where he acts one way and gets in trouble and then he is on the news saying something else. We know that hypocrisy, it has been documented. They have to address their session with fox. They have two employees devoted to watching fox. Their devotion is in watching us express opinions, not facts, yet they act like we are spouting facts. Its almost as if we are sitting in a bar having drinks and theres an eavesdropper, a little portly guy with glasses who was sitting there taking notes going on my god, I Cant believe they are saying this, ive got an expose. No, there is no gulf between what we say and what we think. That is why The Five is successful in cnn is a disaster, you can see this golf every time they talk because they are so phony. I still feel bad about them but im trying to help you guys. Dagen did you get through everything . I know youve got more. Greg im writing a whole book on cnn. Now, im kidding. Dagen Brian Stelter has an audience of one. And thats the problem, is that he solely exists as a mouthpiece. A useless, whiny mouthpiece for his boss to try to take us down because they cant beat us. Jesse i dont want to say Brian Stelters name because he likes to hear me say his Name Si will just say the cnn guy. Im not the same as greg, i dont like to personally attack by name, because i may run into Chris Cuomo out of our and i dont want to be uncomfortable. Greg would be very uncomfortable if that happened. May be. I will just say this, perhaps these guys are cool guys off camera, i dont know them. But he is a snob, Brian Stelter. And he doesnt deserve to be a snob. He doesnt realize he is being snobby by trying to look down on someone like Joe Rogan who is the Number One show on spotify, who is an anchor of a Hit Network Show who basically covers the usc from right there in the ring. The Guys Career is here and hes looking down at his little nose at Joe Rogan who is up here. What is he doing . Stelter can get off a plane, walk through a cab, check into a hotel and No One would know he was in that city. Joe Rogan Cant go anywhere without getting pulled over like that. So why does he get cocky and wagged his finger at a platform that he should actually cover as a media reporter. Theres all these new platforms that of all these Great Market Shares and are breaking ground, like rogan is breaking ground. He should write good things about Joe Rogan. I dont know what hes doing over there and i kind of feel sorry for the guy. Dagen which one, rogan . Jesse no, i dont feel sorry for rogan at all. Dagen these days you get attention by attacking somebody. Greg i would never do that. Jesse you would never pick a fight with anybody. Dagen i always say if you dont have anything nice to say Come Sit next to me. Dagen i would like to say No One is in jail for their entire life because they smoked a joint but there are a lot of people in jail unnecessarily dagen you not getting out of talking about stelter. I am getting out of it because i think i am the only person on the panel thank you, kennedy. No, anyway, as the person on the panel who i think would be on friendly terms with these people i would like to talk about the substance of Joe Rogans criticism which is about not recognizing the strengths of these alternative platforms which is really where everything is going. Everyone has created a streaming service, fox nation, cnn plus, Chris Cuomo and on Lemmon Avenue Podcast coming out because theyre moving to Alternative Forms i think you can listen to it next week. Its very exciting. Speak about jesse is right about that, that Joe Rogan is reaching hundreds of millions of people all across the world. He has a bigger Bank Account than anybody could hope to, certainly has a tv show. I wish Everyone Success at the table but that its just the way it is and people hate traditional models and they want to hear traditional Points Of View in an unfettered environment where they say what they mean. Dagen rogan picked up on What Stelter was saying because its the same attitude about Fox News. We want to essentially they Cant Win at anything unless there is no competition. That is how much they suck. So that is kind of the not of it and rogan gives a damn about people being able to speak their minds because he is a comedian. He is friends with chapelle, hes witnessing the death of comedy or he was until these men with Screwyou Money say nothing is offlimits, were going to talk about all of it. Cnn took a lot of heat when they started as a Network News Organization to news doesnt belong on cable. The conservatives arent going to watch the news, what is this Fox News . And they should sit down and read about it and try to figure out with curiosity why is this working instead of poohpoohing it. Its like listening to Janet Rail against bitcoin. She doesnt understand it. Its the same thing with all these institutionalists who have a hard time with cryptocurrency because younger people are sick of centralized banking and they want something new that they are in control of. Its the same thing with podcasting and nontraditional media. Greg young people come up to me all the time ago what is up with Fiat Currency Speak of these libertarians will say that. Greg that is why i dont go. Dagen i like twentysomethings wanting the Gold Standard back. Beauty can lose the mask most places so why not airplanes . And would it stop anarchy like this . We made Usaa Insurance for members like martin. An Air Force Veteran made of doing whats right, not whats easy. So when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. 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[shouting] [bleep] kennedy the faa says the majority of unruly passengers losing their minds this year, and involveS People refusing to cover up and now members of congress from both sides of the aisle are questioning Mask Mandates but st should stay in place. Our masks what is making people crazy . Dagen now, people are crazy because people are crazy but i do think that shows the Mask Mandate was the source of a lot of the fighting and i think i figured out why. When you get on the plane come youre going for two hours may be on a plane, in order to not wear the mask which is uncomfortable you have to either eat or drink. So even if they are not serving booze you take your little bottles of jack, so youre drinking, drinking, you keep drinking so you dont have to put The Mask On and then you pass out without The Mask On. The Flight Attendant comes and wakes you are drunk up and youre angry and you get in a fight. And so i think if you get rid of the Mask Mandate people who are concerned about covid can keep wearing the mask even if they are vaccinated. Now democrats are finally saying, maybe this is a big cause. We will not have an agreement on infrastructure. Will masks be the thing that binds the country . Jesse i know the way to beat the Mask Mandate on a plane. He ordered a bunch of peanuts in then you eat the peanuts really slowly one by one the entire flight and they cant say anything because youre technically eating and thats all you need to do. Guys, your life is in the hands of a pilot. If the pilot wants you to wear a mask, it weighs in outs, come on. As long as he lands the plane i will wear the mask. Kennedy i dont understand the people picking this hill to die on. Last week i had a woman on my plane who got escorted off by six Police Officers because she got in a fight with the Flight Attendant and wouldnt wear a mask. When the cops requested her she is like, im wearing one now. Youre going to get on a nofly list. Greg i had a heated discussion with this topic five months ago with Tom Shillue and i laughed at him. He said and predicted that The Hill in the coming months was going to be the mask and i said why . He said because, greg, theres something about your individual its your body and blah, blah, blah and its like, you cant have people telling you what to do. This is the last phase of the pandemic. The power tripping. When it feels good, whether you are not wearing a mask just to yell at a stranger. But you notice No One does this to their friends or their coworkers. It is always a somebody you dont know, theres something inside us that makes us feel good, maybe it is a Dopamine Hit when you do this, its amazing we dont have any national leadership on this. Joe biden and fauci would be happy to let this thing go on forever. They have about as much vision as the bats in the wet market. They are blind, dont you know. But imagine if nobody spoke up, they would keep us locked down forever. Jesse blind as a batch, is that with that comes from . Greg yes, you thought it was a kind of baseball bats, didnt you . [laughter] kennedy its true, people were going out in public places just because they werent wearing masks. In Central Park there was a group of karens, they would disperse to yell at people for not having masks on when they were on a run outside. Like velociraptors. Jesse we have a report on karens on Watters World at 8 00 on saturday night. You dont want to miss it. There is a karen and my segment, which is next. Greg are we being a little too mean to actual karens . Women named karen . Kennedy yes, its terrible. Hard time on dating sites. Greg are we trying . Brian schatz, the democratic senator from hawaii is one of the more frustrated people. It is actually pete buttigiegS Purview, not necessarily biden calling the shots on this. I think they will revive it. When you think about how quickly things have changed since the Cdc Director said actually, you can take off your mask. Next Week Studio classes in new York City are going to be maskless and show no proof of, the honor system, i am vaccinated so i am texted if jesse was writing Mask List and i am vaccinated next to me. So not jesse but a jesse who wasnt vaccinated. Jesse where are we writing . Soulcycle. To be when i dont do that. If im riding a bike i want to go somewhere. And i have no soul. They dont let me in there. Greg if there is a soulless cycle, he is there. Its a great community and i do think it will move faster but greg is right, everyone wants to yell at a stranger and usually someone weaker than them. Its already bad enough how the quality of life has gone down and how miserable a Flight Attendants life is versus when we were growing up when people get dressed up to go on an Airplane Entry people with respect and now we wear have a pair of sweatpants. Jesse and tshirts and stuff like that. Greg no peanuts on a flight anymore. Jesse have you flown commercial in the last ten years . Yes, there are not allergies. Dagen you take a family sized bag of layS Potato chips and you crush them and its just grams and you can nibble on that front here to thailand we are going to continue this conversation at the commercial break. The fastest is up next. Stay restless, with the icon that does the same. The rx crafted by lexus. Lease the 2021 rx 350 for 449 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. I brought in ensure max protein, with thirty grams of protein. Those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks Sighs Wearily here, ill take that Excited Yell woohoo ensure max protein. With thirty grams of protein, onegram of sugar, and nutrients to support immune Health Abbot sonic if youre 55 and up, tmobile haS Plans built just for you. Switch now and get 2 unlimited lines and 2 free smartphones. 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Dagen i think it is a horrible thing, one of the things that is dramatic and the kids are going to remember because you need a project, you need something to work on together and you need a place to zone out. There is nothing more special than a Fortress Of Solitude in a tree, something you make with your dad. That is sacred. Whoever thiS Person is, i hope they feel shame. One article i read called her a karen. Greg no, she is an american hero. What if its an eyesore . I dont want to wake up every morning. Im just saying, what if it is a horribly built Tree Fort . Not one of these great Tree House hotels, and some exotic it waS Probably poorly done. These are not construction workers. These are clumsy, stupid kids. Im glad they took down the Tree House, frankly think about the tree the tree being mocked by having deadwood hoisted above here is your dead brother, we turned it into a house. I didnt really have an opinion on that. Jesse i could tell. My kids wanted me to get them a Tree House at one point and i researched it and it was 30 grand. That was a hard no. Youre so wrong, there is nothing better than a Tree House when you are a child. No, no, you keep little playboys up there, food, may be a Zip Line from the Tree House to another tree, it is a paradise for a teenager. Dagen these children are city kids, they dont know what they are doing. If youre going to build a fort you build it in an undisclosed location where the parents dont know where it is and its camouflaged. Youve got Pie Cones as hand grenades, branches as Guns Kennedy are you building if someone discovers it, like a nosy neighbor you bomb their house with poo in bags that you light on fire. Speak ive never been so grateful to have grown up in new York City. Ranked New Jersey the Number One state to live in. The garden states, high praise, housing costs, education rates and quality of hospital so i think we have no Garden Staters on the panel. Jesse i just bought a house in New Jersey. The beaches are beautiful there and then there is Farm Country down south and then you are a Hop Skip and jump from manhattan. Youve got it all there but to be honest when i saw this short, i thought it was a joke. Is someone who doeS Polling for a living i usually try to trust it and i dont believe this for a second. Greg a lot of polls in jersey. [laughter] New Jersey has been a Punch Line longer than take my wife, please. I wanted to figure out why so i wrote into the Google Search Thing why does new Jersey And Auto filled have a bad reputation. And then smell so bad. Those of the two things that auto filled and that might explained to your point, beautiful farms and beautiful beaches but they are not seen from the freeway. What you see from the freeway are the really ugly cities and the Prison Spirits and when youre trying to get from philly to new york it is like New Jersey is just Nothing But Cement and stench but All Of A Sudden you go off to the shores, it is absolutely unbelievable. Jesse leave the turnpike, that is New Jersey. Dagen . Dagen this is a Set Up. This is where people from Red States throughout the south voted to keep people out of their glorious, untouched conservative states. They want everybody to stay in the northeast. Its what jersey, massachusetts, new york and idaho . Forget it. Kennedy idaho was beautiful. Dagen i know, that is my point. Kennedy my take is that Coffee Taxes are very high. Bagels a really good but i have celiacs. The bagels are not as good as new york bagels. I apologize but its absolutely true. Fan mail friday is up next. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and theyre always glad you came welcome back, america. It sure is good to see you. 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Where answering your questions, thats what we do. Whats the craziest idea for your life that you had as a kid . Do you understand that question . Jessica, youre nodding. Jessica gymnast and i was born tall so it was obviously never going to work out, gymnast. Greg i thought that was a Hatred For James [laughter] greg your parents or gymnasts arent they . Dagen they got injured and dropped out. Greg all sports is bad. By my shirt. Kennedy . Kennedy i really wanted to be a cardiovascular surgeon. Greg and then you realized you were a girl. [laughter] that is the kind of sexist commentary that we abhor here. Why did you decide not to be a surgeon . Kennedy because i never graduated from high school. I have a College Degree but i went to community college. Greg you skipped community college. Kennedy i didnt skip it i just didnt pass. Jesse i wanted to be Indiana Jones and i wanted to be an archaeologist because i thought that is what you did as an archaeologist, he traveled Around The World and go to caves and kill nazis. That is not your coming mostly hang out a library and when they found that out i was out. Dagen wanted to be a professional majorette because i bought thiS Pair of white vinyl boots up to the knee when i was four years old and i wanted to wear them to church and i felt that i could make a go of that. Throwing a baton, twirling a flag for a living. My mother disabused me of that. Jesse does not play well. Greg i wanted to be a gogo dancer. Didnt happen. I realized, life is the movie and you just write your own script, and you write the script every morning and you make the starring role. Jesse someone else writes the script for you. Greg i write my own. This is a good one too from lars, what is the weirdest thing a fan has sent you . Oh, boy. Okay, dagen. Dagen i talked about making voodoo dolls on air once and i got a box of dolls but it was used Panty Hose stuffed with Cotton Balls with little eyes on them and i was afraid to throw it away. I kept it under my desk for years because i thought it would be really bad luck if i through the Panty Hose dolls greg that is not good. Dagen that is true. Greg you would be dragged into hell. Have you seen that movie . I would say it was you so i can watch that movie. Its fantastic. Kennedy . Kennedy i had a beautiful portrait drawn of me by a guy in prison, really creeping me out because he took so much time, and my mom went to visit me and she said, this is so beautiful. I said please, have it. I never told her it was jail mail. Greg there should be more great artists in prison, would also be going to do . Kennedy you are thinking of john wayne gacy. Jesse i get those guys confused all the time. Greg what about you . Rita thing a fansite you . Jesse i dont think they were a fan but i was sent a box of diapers from china and i was terrified, i have fox look into it. Yeah. Greg that iS Pretty good. I was wondering if they had arrived. Jessica . Jessica very few fans outside the familial circle but i did get one of those Build A Bear sent to the building that Set Up what i love you, jessica. They get scared, they have everything get sniffed down so i only got it a month after it arrived. Kennedy i got a bunch of presents, size 38. 5. Jessica that will work. Dagen someone famous got me a pair of boots. Greg im not going to say when im going to say. One more thing is up next. As your business changes, the united stateS Postal service is changing with it. With ecommerce that runs at the speed of now. Next Day And Twoday shipping nationwide, and returns right from the doorstep. Nd them near the refrigerated pudding. Over the years, mercedesbenz haS Patented thousands of safety innovations. Crashtested so many cars weve stopped counting. And built our most punishing Test Facility yet, in our effort to build the worlds safest cars. Weve created Crumple Zones and autonomous braking. Active Lane Keeping Assist and Blind Spot assist. Weve introduced airbags, Side Curtain airbags, and now the firstever rearmounted frontimpact airbags. All in the hope that you never need any of it. So with your home auto bundle, youll save money and get roundtheclock protection. Sounds great. Sure does. Shouldnt something, you know, wacky be happening right now . We thought people could use a break. Weve all been through a lot this year. That makes sense. Yeah. So. Nows not a good time 3 5ths of nsync. Are you sure . You have us booked all day. Read the room, guys. Yeah. Right . Hearing is important to living life to the fullest. Thats why inside every miracleear store, youll find better laughs at family barbecues. Youll find a better life is in store at miracleear, when you experience the exclusive miracleear advantage. Including innovative technology, like the new miracleearmini. So powerful, yet its nearly invisible. Were so confident we can improve your life, were offering a 30day riskfree trial. Call 1800miracle Today and experience the miracleear advantage. Jesse time now for one more thing exclamation point. Greg tonight 11 00 p. M. On gutfeld the great Janice Dean Laura because better. And larkin from live pd and we get the scoop on live pd and of course Kat Timpf is there its a blast. For my show that got postponed because of covid. They are back up there. Nashville, tennessee, sunday august 22nd. Memphis, tennessee october 9th. Go to g. Gutfeld. Com to get Ticket Info and hopefully wont get canceled again Tim Shillue is with me. Do we want to do animals are great . I dont think so because i would take everybodys time. Jesse Guy Benson. Greg I Cant stand him. Jessica i love Guy Benson i married him. Jesse threw out the first pitch at braves game. Not great video. He didnt bounce it a little high, a little outside and not from the rubber. You know what . Much better than fauci, so good throw guy. We proud of you. Greg why did he get to do that. Jesse i dont know is he a bit shy. He is a very important person and very, very, very plugged. In also plugged in is Watters World 8 00. I hit The Streets and ask the putinbiden summit. Do you guys actually think people watched it or knew what happened . Be ready for that. Greg joe didnt. [laughter] jesse so, there is a little confusion about how to get my book. If you want to signed. Greg there is no confusion. Jesse confusion is on my part. Its how i saved the world no, actually i screwed it up again. Its saved the world book. Com. Thats how you get it for Fathers Day signed. Yes. It was my fault. Kennedy . Kennedy so glad you stole my title. From my podcast. Jesse i definitely stole your podcast for my book. Watters World Podcast for many, many years. Kennedy man among men and a lot of watters this guy has been in but not this guy he reached his hands into the water and look at this, with his bare hands he caught a shark. Do you know what kind of Strength And Conclusion territory that takes . It is impressive. He is like thats in the water. Jesse dive bell. Kennedy he was going to the shark. Got the shark. Be nice to shark or they will eat you. Dagen im routing for the Shark Kyle Busch two time championship promote Dog Adoption in nashville. Life size cutouts of adoptable pets at participating shelters. They waive the adoption fees. Banned the importation of rescue Dogs Pause of confirmed about face rabies certificate. They are killing animals by too long that well done cdc you suck. Jesse tell us how you really feel. Kennedy cant believe im only finding out now walrus named wally famous for wandering. Back on british shores filmed on a Boat Aisle of philly. The animal drifted on iceberg i only have 15 seconds because we had to promote jesses book. We have to go. People saw him. He is really cute. I hop much i see him wally how i saved the world. Jess jets how i saved the world. Thats it for us. Have a good weekend. Bret good evening, welcome to washington. Im bret baier. Breaking tonight major losses for investors following a comment from the president of the st. Louis federal Reserve Bank that inflation is more intense than expected. The Dow Cratered 533 points. The S P 500 dropped 55. The nasdaq fell 151. For the week, the dow lost 3. 5 percentage points for its worst week since last october. The S P 500 was down 2. The nasdaq lost about three tenths