Martha mccallum is here. Which is amazing. Given how bad her day went. Did she have a tough time getting up this morning. Thank god shes fine. But her commute to work was a disaster. Martha. Martha, just uber it. Do you feel like the two Political Parties dont matter anymore. The malevolent media and the people they call racist. The media makes it clear they dont like and its half the country, the half that shows their love for their country because that means you must be a racist rube, right, mara . I saw dozens and dozens of Pickup Trucks with expletives against Joe Biden. On the back of them. Comp flags. In some cases, just dozens of American Flags which is also just disturbing because the message was clear, it was, this is my country. This is not your country. I own this. Greg expletives. Amazing. You know who else was disturbed facing dozens of American Flags, the nazis at normandy. But i digress. The new york times rushed to her defense in a tweet saying she was irresponsibly taken out of context, her argument was that trump and many of his supporters Have Politicize The American flag and the attacks on her today are illinformed and grounded in bad faith. Illinformed and grounded in bad faith. That should be the motto for our show. Again, how do you take something out of context when everybody can hear the full context . For implication of course that patriotism is political, only if its expressed by someone she doesnt like. If it were a leftist waving american flag, it would be a different story mainly because it would on fire. The thing about mara, its divisive and racist to not agree with her even when she can do the math. Youve got to remember this. You see it as a possibility if he wants to spend A Billion bucks beating this guy, he could do it. Absolutely. Somebody tweeted recently that with the money he has spent, he couldve given every american A Million dollars. Weve got it. Lets put it up on the screen. When i read it on social Media Kind of all became clear. 500 Million on ads. The u. S. Population is 327 million. Dont tell us if youre ahead of us on the math. He couldve given each american 1 Million and have had Lunch Money left over. Its an incredible way of putting it. Its an incredible way of putting it. Its true, its disturbing. It does suggest we are talking about witches theres too much money in politics. Greg i never get tired of that. I could watch that everyday. But lets face it, that was unfortunate. Its like the lady on the subway said to me last night, you shouldnt do that in public. Sorry, too much money in politics isnt the problem. Its the brains of the media. Who did the map for her . Of course, its obvious bloombergs 500 Million would only give A Million bucks for 500 people, not A Million each, 330 Million people that would take 330 Trillion bucks. When Joe Biden heard that number, he announced a new 330 330 Trillion stimulus plan. Everyone gets A Million bucks. Its no surprise the Media Cant do simple arithmetic. They are so bad with numbers Brian Williams still thinks hes on at 6 00. So the flag is evil. The Pickup Truck is evil. What American Symbol could be next . God forbid they go after Apple Pie. Thats as unamerican as a Gm Factory in china. But as if on cue and The Guardian newspaper, a Food Writer claimed Apple Pie is racist. The desert is linked to a vast if ongoing genocide of indigenous people. They literally call anything racist, as long as its not a newspaper. Claiming Apple Pie is flavored by colonialism. Also, Apple Trees are racist. Johnny appleseed, more like johnny crappleseed. He took the trees to mark the frontiers of u. S. Expansion which destroyed the communities so yeah, Johnny Appleseed was bad seed. But hes not done yet. How do you get your Piecrust Soflaky . Crisco and slave labor. The sugar in the french courtesy of the french slave trade. Better get those kamala cookies. I would say that shes the face of colonialism but as you can see theres no face. Creepy. Just like everything else, piecrust is racist. I wonder how the angry white male feels about that. You know what, the guy makes some good points. No more Apple Pie for me. After this piece, of course. Thats good. You know what, i dont know about this. Oppression is delicious. Greg oppression is delicious. How white of him. Angry black male, anything to add . [heavy metal music] so, she finds it disturbing that people are out driving trucks, waving American Flags and waving their own business a couple weeks after Memorial Day . Oh, i find it disturbing that they allow people to talk about things. You know what i also find disturbing . Every time i go to my white Friends House to take a shower, they never have washcloths. Thats disturbing. Greg also his head is above the Shower Head which is amazing. Thank god for cicadas. Did you know that the white House Press Charter plane scheduled to leave d. C. Last night was delayed by the insects which had invaded the planes exterior sections. Something about them being attracted to jim acostas cologne. The plane was set to leave ahead of Joe Bidens first trip abroad that was held up for seven hours. How did they solve the problem . They called and The One person who could save the day using only her mouth. Are you ready . I am less scared of this. Greg oh, the crunch. Do i have a wing hanging out of my mouth . Greg eating so many cicadas that when the temperature hits 90, she emits a buzz. There is the true american hero. So for the fourth of july, if you cant eat Apple Pie, try the cicadas until we find out thats racist too. Lets welcome tonights guests. She has dug up more dirt than cnn employees looking for bugs to eat, The Storys anchor martha mccallum. He is so libertarian he just made a Campaign Donation to none of the above. Part of the problem podcast host, dave smith. And telemarketers hang up on her when she answers. Fox News Contributor Kat timpf. And they gave him a Group Discount and he was dining alone, my host and sidekick, tyrus. Welcome to the show martha. Martha after that morning, its amazing. Greg morning and afternoon, you might have a problem. Does the site of the american Flag Fill you with fear . Martha no. If people put a flag at their house, are they saying i own it, its not yours . Kind of they are. I thought that story, i think the reaction in The New York Times was interesting. They circled the wagons around her. Wouldnt you love to be in the meeting. So much stress, they are deciding, are we going to circle the wagons or not . Barry weiss was out the door, then they ditch their Science Professor who was a great Covid19 Reporter for something that hes got a few years to go at an outing they had already settled. Now the Daily Beast wrote about it they got together again and said im so sorry you have to go. Mike Barry White says, Leader Kind of runs the business. She got lucky. Because of her math skills. They decided they would keep her around. Greg it depends on where you are on the spectrum of political ideology. They will not save you if you are any, any further right of left of center, then youre gone. Barry weiss gets to go, the scientists gets to go. She gets to stay because shes really good at math. The media going down all the things in america is at tracing them good to go back to something evil, is that the new game . I dont think theres that many things that america is good at so theyve made it easy. Its bizarre. I dont know what angle to take. One of the weird things, obviously that was stupid and judgmental. The crazy thing is that its so snobbish. They make the socalled left, i dont see this is being very left wing. Its very corporate. Heres a woman, professional, looking down her nose at people in a Pickup Truck but because she is decided shes lefty and they are white supremacists or whatever, she gets to say they are the powerful. I wonder why are conservatives still flying the flag. Joe its Joe Bidens government. The media hates you. There is the War On Terror thats been focused at rightwingers and you rubes are still out there waving the flag. Maybe you should put it down. Greg you are saying they should become radicalized. Dave they should become the radical left. Greg [laughter] they should want tyrus. I sympathize with you when youre taking a shower. Tyrus how could you possibly. Greg i sympathize. Its eerie and comfortable. I tyrus you get used to it after a while. Im glad this whole racist thing is coming out about Apple Pie. I have had some issues and im glad were bringing it up. We just cant stop with the Apple Pie. Yes, thats the gateway to becoming a Grand Wizard but not to go a little further than that. Lets talk about water. What were the Overseers Drinking while the rest of us were working . Water. Probably with an Ice Cube in it. So we have ice and water, racist. Damn it. I want to see what its like on the other side. Its cold. Nobody shoot me. Oh, racist is good and nice. Greg if we removed everything thats problematic based on history, we have nothing left. If the standard for something for being problematic is descended from a time when that stuff happened, we would all be canceled and just have to lay around and starve. That would be the only thing we can do. She gets to stay. They called It Racist after people mocked her for the math thing. She said these racist attacks. Race has nothing to do with it. There was no faith involved. Bad faith. Ive seen instagram means that say faith is believe in something greg i dont know. Tyrus if i am on here in my math is often none of you say anything to me. Hes doing the best he can. Greg Brian Williams, everybody made fun of Brian Williams and he was the guy who brought it up. Together they are a twoheaded idiot. Up next, will The Press and the settlers of Hunter Biden so, you have diabetes, here are some easy rules. No sugar. No pizza. No foods you love. Stressed . No stress. Exercise. But no days off easy, no . No. No. No. No. But with Freestyle Libre 14 day, you can take the mystery out of your diabetes. Now you know. Sir, do you know what you want to order . Yes. Freestyle libre 14 day. Try it for free. Yes. You need an ecolab scientific clean here. And you need it here. And here. And here. Which is why the scientific expertise that helps Operating Rooms stay clean is now helping the places you go every day too. Seek a commitment to clean. Look for the Ecolab Science certified seal. Bipolar depression. Its a dark, lonely place. 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Hannah December 2018 exchange with his lawyer he he happens to be white, hunter allegedly wrote how much money do iou because in word, you better not be charging me hennessey rates. After an Exchange Hunter made a joke about his genitals saying i only love you because youre black, and true dat. This is the guy the democrats in the media colluded for. They buried the Laptop Story and their principles for this joker. I say hunter wishes The Story would disappear like a handgun thrown away at a Supermarket Trash can but he shouldnt worry. The stories going to get ignored like hunters love child. I know. Because our press is a collection of shameless tax. If this guy were republican he he and his Dad Wouldve been toast years ago. What a life. There such a thing as reincarnation im coming back as a democrat and im going to be a Crack Smoking Stripper banging monster. Tyrus, we asked him and his lawyer. Him being hunter per comments, they didnt get back to us so apparently that makes it true, right . Do you feel bad that we are reading this text . Tyrus i mean, listen. Ive got to kind of take a l on this one. This is a brothers fault. This is his Drug Dealers fault. Greg [laughs] tyrus this is what happens. You get around one white boy and hes around her all the time and he buys all your drugs. Pretty soon, youre like what the [bleep] are you doing . He cant wait to tell somebody. Its called a pass. He was given a pass. He was given a pass. He made a mistake but he was smart because the passes like, its just between here. Kat is a sister and i gave greg a Pass And Greg saw kat. Whats wrong with you. That probably happened. So what he was so excited he wanted to say to somebody in terms of brotherhood, so his lawyer became his homie, you know what im saying . He was in. Hip, cool. He was cool. But he was on crack too. When youre high, its not like youre not going to say stupid [bleep] when youre high. Im so shocked. He was on crack. Not coke, crack. Not only was he saying things, he was doing things to get crack. Chances are these texts are going to be bizarre, weird, and calling a white guy the nword every two seconds is what would happen when you buy crack from a black Drug Dealer who is literally calling you in every time he sees you. Martha it makes perfect sense. The whole thing. Greg i dont even know what to add to that. Tyrus you cant. I aint giving you a pass. I gave a pass one time. Greg now that weve solved that problem, lets talk about the ethics of looking at peoples texts. Whenever i look at peoples private text, i go, what if this happens to me . Because i have never done this of course. And never you, kat. Kat all my texts are the pinnacle of what it means to be an upstanding citizen. The texts, obviously in word bag. I was also struck by, what a spoiled brat he is and how upset he is that his Dad Isnt doing enough to fix it. I started reading them in the voice of that one girl, the chick with the Red Dress and willy wonka and the chocolate factory. Crack and baying to a lot of. My Daddy Wont defend me to The Press. Do you see a place in that chain where he might have messed up little bit. Its hard to defend. Everything that comes out about him, it just gets worse. Greg you know who he reminds me of. He reminds me of a Deviant Version of the offices Michael Scott. Michael scott was an audience of one. He always thought he was a comedic genius but hes the only one laughing at his jokes. Everything he says is about his genitals. Dave I Mustve missed the episode where Michael Scott has hookers repair ill defend hunter. I know it will be popular. I think Joe Biden is a corrupt politician. I think the media is corrupt for burying the Laptop Story. The Social Media companies are corrupt. Hunter biden is hilarious. Hes a hilarious crackhead. Anyone can say whatever they want to. Its all about Text Messages. If someone got a hold of all of my Text Messages and let me know, i would quit. Okay, thats it. Ill leave quietly. I wont try to defend them. You could say, whatever word youre allowed to say, what word. The story is using the nword. He was doing a dumb hiphop impression to his lawyer. And because he is Joe Bidens crackhead son, its hilarious. Greg im going to start a band called Joe Bidens crackhead son. Its a great name. All right, martha, try to think how you might answer this if you are on your show. Then throw that away. Youre on our show. What do you make of this. Is the media going to cover this at all . Martha absolutely not. With a cover it if it was someone elses son . It would be absolutely walltowall all day long. What you said wouldnt matter at all. Nothing about the context would matter at all but it would be covered walltowall. There is definitely a voyeuristic thing. I get stuck on weird things people say. Like my girlfriend sent me a holiday card. What does that mean . Greg its code. Kat it was a nudie card. Thats a pretty good birthday gift. Someone sent you a nude card. Tyrus knowing of the Text Messages. Martha is never a denied that the laptop was his. Tyrus there was crack on it. It was mine. Greg you could carve out a line from that laptop. Martha knows how to shake a laptop for drugs. Thats amazing. Martha is that surprising . Tyrus based on the Car Ride over, no. Greg all right. We made it through. Next, the Covid Restriction that made us chafe but not safe. They want to be set free. To make the world more responsible, and even more incredible. Ideas start the future, just like that. We made Usaa Insurance for members like martin. An Air Force Veteran made of doing whats right, not whats easy. So when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. 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If you have plexiglas, youre still breathing the same shared air of another person. Good to know. Wasnt tricked into using Plexiglas Price all right through it. I saw right through it. I dont need your sympathy clap. That sounds really gross. Some people wont let it go. I had a really great time tonight. I feel like we have such a connection. I like to see you again. I feel the exact same way. [applause] greg ten years from now that skit will be seen as problematic. Kat, you have need people on bikes outdoors but they are wearing masks. Isnt that a perfect symbol of the absurd contradictions of the pandemic . Kat yes. That has to be another explanation. Greg because they are ugly. Nude people are often ugly. Kat you have to get a sponsorship. Your nudity is sponsored. Also theres never been reported case of transition of covid outdoors. Theres got to be another reason. I think someone influential and famous in philadelphia wants to do the nude Bike Ride but they dont want people to know that they are doing the nude by crying Greg Jesse watters . Tyrus i was going with kilmeade. It kat the hair is a giveaway. Greg the pandemic has been terrible for a lot of him but great for businesses. Amazon has revitalized the Paper Industry with her godawful boxes everywhere. The value of glass. Masks, plywood. I dont even know if theres a question in there. Martha the thing about the plexiglas. No, no, no. I also think that years from now theyre going to find these square pieces of plexiglass and someones going to say, this is what they thought in 2021 prevent people from giving Each Other that covid thing. They were completely wrong. I think every bit of this will be turned on its head in retrospect and studies will be done and it will be like, the masks, on the naked Bike Ride. I think all of its going to come into question and were all going to look like idiots with pictures of plexiglass and masks. Greg im pretty sure Hunter Biden was looking at plexiglass and going. Tyrus, i used to dance on Plexiglas Table to make extra money. It was weird because it wasnt so much a table as it was a ceiling above the customers feet. Tyrus at some point, i dont know if its fauci or an intern but we need to get Janice Dean on this. Whos going to say look, there were some email sent. They were really long. We didnt read them. We kind of winged it. My bad with the lysol and the plexiglas in the masks. We just didnt know. So we just kind of went with it because literally as we looked back, everything that they said we had to do was not only wrong. It was expensive wrong. And i killed our economy. They killed our small businesses. Now we have the billionaire arrogant plexiglas ceos walking around. You cant see me. What are you working . Plexiglas. These things that should never have been everywhere are everywhere. Do you know what the best part was, they never once worked for me because i was usually a foot dollar. I would literally be like im right Martha Slide under, go around. Tyrus nothing fits through. An opening this big. Kat when i was repeatedly banging my head against the plexiglas. It did hurt. It was gross for my greasy face. Greg greasy face. Dave, i like i hope they keep the plexiglas in the cab because its great if you have these for lunch. Dave that is one way to look at it. You remember the Movie Trading places. Im convinced theres two billionaires in the whole thing was a vet and one of them was like, i can get them naked and masks. In the other one was like there is no way you can possibly do that. Okay, youre on. Lets make it happen. Your point before it isnt good for some businesses. 2020 was the best year for Big Business in the history of the world. Between the bailouts, the money than god and the shutting down of all their competition and midsize and small businesses. And who would be typically The Ones who would stand up against Big Business. That would be the left but they are a little bit busy with my core aggressions. I cant stand up to the biggest corporate giveaways in human history. Greg such a good point. We are switching sides. The right is going to become the left in order to stand up right now, the left is so sold on the woke culture and dave its what me and kat have been telling you for a decade. Big business loves being government. To oppose one is to oppose the other also. Thats the whole game right now. Collusion between giant corporations and the government and thats why theyre pushing all this woke stuff to distract the rest of us, so thats what we talk about. Greg i think im evolving. Dave you have. Trump made you better. Greg [laughs] trump broke some people, trump improved some people. 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Harrison was on harrison was unceremoniously sidelined in february after he defended a former contestant from the woke mob. She had attended an antebellum themed party. Ask for Forgiveness And Understanding which is to put in the woke world. Your only spouse to forgive and understand looters, arsonists and murderers. Its never an excuse for going to badly themed parties. College is a time for serious pursuits like Rioting And Binge drinking. Harrison later apologized but as we know by now saying sorry to the Pc Police means they were right all along. Chris reportedly threatened to disclose dirty secrets if he wasnt given a 25 milliondollar exit deal. Its true. His firing didnt hurt because he had 20 years endured. Reportedly gave him eight figures. Coincidently, tyrus, i had eight figures removed. The e. R. Was quite impressed. Abc, another company that bowed before the woke can stick that final rose where the sun dont shine. Who should replace harrison . I think we have an idea. From the first night it was one of our first conversations and i wanted a Man Of God that have the same values. It was a most weaponized against me. Somebody needs to mute themselves. Its been a really weird night. We have been to the border. Im left with a lot of questions and it really is just left me frustrated. And i havent been to europe. To my car to finally feel this type of love that i have been craving and wanting. I just wish people could be happy for us. Not today. Greg shed be perfect. Perfect. Dave, we were talking about basically corporatism. Seems like businesses would rather give you the link of dollars to go away then defend you. Does that make sense to you . Is that the natural inclination for the way you view corporate life . Within the current culture, this seems to be their bet that this makes more sense. This is perhaps of all the cancellations the pettiest. My guests with things like this. When Jpmorgan Chase wants to send all their white execs to the diversity training, thats like a buy off of the left. All the money were making. We are good people. This to me i think somethings going on behindthescenes with an ax to grind. He said he has dirt. I wish they didnt give him the money so we can all get that dirt. The whole show was just getting bunch of chicks boozed up around one guy. How much dirt must there be, 20 years of that . Hes got some stories. Greg martha, are you a the Bachelor Watcher . Martha i watched the original seasons ive seen a little bit here and there. Theres no such thing as a Reality Tv Show anymore. Its fake. I saw the very first season of the bachelor. It was real. He was like they put it wasnt fancy. They werent going to resorts, not jumping in and out of helicopters reading and hot Tub Spray they sent go have dinner and we are going to have cameras. It was interesting. Its so contrived. The lines that come out of their mouths. 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Not saying I Love You so cant be held against me. Im not quite there yet but we are in the neighborhood. I could just go to the Basketball Game with my friends, i think ill be in love afterwards. We are almost there. Greg up next, are the former royals making the queense blood boil. Nergy. Loaded with b vitamins. And other key essential nutrients. Its a tasty way to conquer your day. Try centrum multi gummies. Now with a new look. Kinder bueno . Woooooow. Its crispy. Its creamy. Its not your average chocolate bar. Smooth milk chocolate, Crispy Wafer and creamy hazelnut filling. Its kinder bueno. So, you have diabetes, here are some easy rules. No sugar. No pizza. No foods you love. Stressed . No stress. Exercise. But no days off easy, no . No. No. No. No. But with Freestyle Libre 14 day, you can take the mystery out of your diabetes. Now you know. Sir, do you know what you want to order . Yes. Freestyle libre 14 day. Try it for free. 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But then nicknamed that her dad called her and her husband called her and No One else called her about, it might be stepping on their toes. Greg the toes theyve already insulted. What happens when they get divorced. Will the Royal Family take him back . Tyrus i dont care . Im so confused. Its like me naming my next child please know, grand dragon. The racist group that forced you out of london. Greg they want the elite status without the royalty. They wanted to be a hollywood couple. Kat it seems to be working. They say they dont want publicity which i whispered wish were true because i would never want to speak about them. Greg are you a big fan of royalty . Dave is preferable to democracy. I also do not care very much. Having this was probably worth fighting a revolutionary war over. I respect the lie, we dont want to be in the public eye. We want to leave. 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