[laughter] and on a work night. Were also told by the media that diversity is the single most important issue right now at work and at school. They all agree on this. No diversity there. Its group think without the think part. But if white liberals think theyre undeserved of a job, why arent they resigning . Ill give you ten minutes to stop laughing. If you think white people could abdicate their leadership roles, shouldnt they lead by example . Take cnn. There is Jeff Zuckerberg all entitled. If you ask that question, its guaranteed not a single Left Wing caucasian will take you up on it. They want you to put your job on the market, not theirs. They love the virtue signal. Youll see this in the hilarious hypocritical world of Climate Change. The kids we send them to college to make them unlikable and unployable are the most likely to get involved in climate activism. They talk a good game. They tell you to use less fuel and eat less meat. That makes me think theyre responsible for the last few hackings. Ask them the practice what they preach, they collapse faster than a thriving economy under joe biden. Dare them to back up their words with actions and they fold faster than a hammock holding bryant and his deep fried doughnut holes. Chris cuomo feeds them like grapes. We visited georgetown students to see how much they were willing to do for the planet. Everybody agreed how crucial it was to fight Climate Change. How important is Climate Change to you and combatting it, fighting against it . Climate change is like everything. When you live, you like clear air and clear environment. I think its important because the climate is something that we live in and we thrive on. So its something that we need to protect. Its protects us and everything around us. So yeah, i dont think people have been doing enough for it. Very important. I agree, its very important and should be taken more seriously. It upsets me that its been politicized. You think we should do everything in our power as individuals to combat it . Yeah, obviously. Its very important. Why not . This shouldnt be a question. Directly affect us. So we should be doing everything we can. Biden released a plan for Climate Change trying to combat the crisis. Would you support a plan like that . Yes. I would follow it if it did things correctly. Yes, i think he mentioned that in his speech to the congress, correct . Yes. Such a big issue right now. Yeah, i would support any plan to help it. Greg yes. How thoughtful . Our future is in safe hands. If only they could pronounce the first t in important. Are ts bad for the environment . Its important to me. Important. What happens when you ask them to sign a pledge vowing to actually do their part . What do you think . You guys vow to stop all personal air travel, so never use an airplane especially international travel . Do you pledge to eat a cold dinner to degrees your stove . Base that creates carbon emissions. Would you commit to living somewhere where you can only use a bike so youd have to sell your car, have to bike to Work And School every day . If You Guys vow to do all three of these things, you can sign the pledge. But if you dont im sorry. We have to go. Thank you. Thank you. I have to go to school. I cant do that. . They fled like they were being chased by Charlie Rose in an Open Road with a jar of vicks vapor rub. Lets hear more. So you would never fly a plane ever again . I mean that one could be a little difficult. Would you be willing to do all three of these things . Never travel on an airplane or eat cold dinners in an effort to combat climate Ching Change . For the rest of your life . Probably not. I travel a lot. It would be difficult. Where would i go . Get around . I dont like Eating Cold Dinner three times a week to decrease what about the other one . Maybe not. I can vow to do the first one. But i dont know about the second because it would be difficult Finding Meals that dont require cooking. Greg wait. He says it would be difficult to find edible uncooked food . Apparently hes never heard of an apple. Thats what is keeping him from saving the planet, his fear of a cold Hot Pocket . Finally a lot of politicians are pushing for this. President biden created it. You think they will stop Air Plan Travel and continue to do the same thing while they ask other americans to stop . Theyll continue doing the same thing. Its annoying and rude. Theyre wanting us to stop. Why dont they stop, too . Its not fair. Thats selfishness for me. Again, like if theyre going to expect us to do it, expect everyone to do it. Theyre flying all over. I would say its hypocritical for them to say that all americans should stop when theyre not. Greg vocal fry. Its almost like they just learned something. So its easy to poke fun at young minds that endorse crap that they havent thought through, which is why we do it. Its friday. Its also why god made democrats. They never have second thoughts because its hard enough coming up with the first one. Its not entirely the kids fault. Schools used to teach people how to think. Now how to feel. Especially how to feel bad about the planet, america, their past as an oppressor. I wonder what the Angry White Male has to say. People ask me if i believe in the concept of privilege. You bet i do. Was i born with a set of advantages . Yes, i was. Do i owe everything to those advantages . I do. My privilege . Being born in the u. S. A. Greg hes whiter than eating marshmallows at brooks brothers. So now the losers in the media are trying to convince us to eat insects to save the planet. We have to pay extra for the fly in the soup. Cnn forced an anchor to force down an cicada on tv. It was her best work. Im talking about the cicada. Wonder what is cooking on cnn now. This is an easy thing to do to save the planet. When did cnn become the Food Network . Next up, Wolf Blitzer has a casserole with a graham cracker crust. Now theyre turning happy kids to terrified basket cases. This is their poster child. As if Acne And Snap chat and teachers unions are not enough trouble, they have to worry about the apocalypse. Whatever is making kids sick should be mandatory. How is this not bullying . Thats the world we live in now. The planet is sick but its not from Climate Change. Its sick from lonely media leftists. Can you blame them . Yes, you can. Shes got more Grape Juices that a house in malibu. Sonny johnson. He thinks mayonnaise is too spicy. Host of the Quiz Show on Fox Nation. Hes as uncomfortable as a Middle Seat in coach between a couple arguing about snacks. Its joe. And she poisoned all of your drinks. Fox News Contributor Kat timpf. Sunny is college worth it . I didnt go. I dont know. Greg you didnt go . I got sick my High School year. I spent a entire year trying to recuperate. By the time it was over, i was in the street. Greg and you didnt miss it. Not a bit. When i had my daughter, i decided to learn something so you can teach this little one that goes to talking about this. You blame the school for it. The school didnt do it. They started with us with Captain Planet. Like back then, if you wanted to be one of the cool ones, you wanted to be a planeteer. They started us very young being petrified that the world would disappear if we department do everything in our power to combat Climate Change. The funny thing was, none of us wanted to be planeteers. No. We wanted to jump in the money pit. No matter how many times you push the indoctrination, when we get to make the choice, were always going to choose to jump in the money pit. That is my how i should give people comfort. As long as you give capitalism as an option, it will win out. Greg its so true. So true. Instead, what theyre pushing these people in the woke lane, not the capitalist lane. Sooner or later, they have to realize, to your point, the person that created Captain Planet created cnn. Ted turner. Right . I didnt know that. Greg a lot of things you dont know. Purposely for indoctrination. We think theyre trying to entertain. Theyre not trying to entertain. Theyre purposely indoctrinating and doing it for decades. Greg tom, as a racist, you might find this disturbing. I do, greg. [laughter] i think obviously the environment is not only important, its its also paroitic, greg. I was impressed by the Iron Clad logic of the students. I love that Girls Reason for not giving up travel. I travel a lot. You cant argue with that. The environmental Movement Share add lot with what happened this year with the hysteria over the environment and the hysteria over covid. The same people used the same tactics to scare people. Greg i think youre off base. Im not off base. Im so on base greg you cant get me out. Greg i guess oppressed when white people start yelling. Calm down. Shame on you for saying covid is real. I make a great point. Of course its real, but the tactics that these totalitarians are using, the shut down of the economy. The environmentalists. They never really chaired about the planet. They care about controlling economies. Greg i agree. Its leftism. The same people that are trying to turn us into a health state, what they did is want to shut down the economy. In the bargain, they also want to control our individual health. So theyre using the same techniques. Im right there on base. Greg what is interesting, im going to edit that all out and replace it with little poodles. You like poodles. I love poodles. [laughter] i like to pet poodles and eating marshmallows in brooks brothers. Greg is your poodle with a white coat . Yes. Greg are you terrified of the white apocalypse or the kids . Being a hypocrite is awesome. Ive been a hypocrite for some time and ill tell you what, its better than not being a hypocrite. You can do things like cancel the Keystone Pipeline here and support the nord Stream Pipeline in europe. You can say that Climate Change is the most important thing out there and have Jeff Bezos fly a tshirt to your horse. Greg that is the consequences of explosion of delivery from amazon. I order albums. I dont think about it. They showed up every day like from a magic album theory. Jeff bezos is a big Climate Change advocate. He bought a 500 foot yacht. How important is it to learn how to say important . Not at all. I say important and im a shining beacon of success. Some might say role model. Many people look up to me. Greg true. I hope not. I dont think i think its so glad you said something about thehypocrisy. And the white people that said we need more people of color in these positions but they stay in their positions. Im not sure its because chris cuomo, for example, is just doing unparalleled work for the black community. That is so important. Nobody else could ever importantly do it. I think where a lot of this comes from is because i dont if they think about it that far. They know that they need to say it so they can actually stay in that position and not be cancelled. How easy is it to do that . The one way where the it was like covid, a lot of people didnt want it to stop because thats the easiest virtual signal an all. You stay home and do nothing. Wear masks. We did you agree with kat and not me . Greg youre crazy, tom. A psychopath. Im moderately hinged. Greg that is really important. I learned a lot. Up next, are Healthcare Greg is the whole system broke . When even the doctors go woke. Thats the question posed why writer Katie Herzog that reveals in a report that wokeness is innovated by medicine. Apparently a group of doctors have been meeting on zoom to discuss what is happening in their hospitals and how to fight it. Writes herzog, i heard from doctors that have been reported to their doctors for criticizing residents for being late. I heard doctors that stopped giving honest feedback for fear of retaliation. Ive heard clinicians refuse to treat patients because of race or conservative politics. Not giving a Trainee Feedback . Picture that. You were late for your shift and people died. But were they white . It gets worse. One e. R. Doctor on the west coast, ive heard examples of covid19 cases where providers say im not going to treat that white guy. Im going to treat the person of color instead because whatever happened to the white guy, he probably deserves it. No racism like antiracism. Im not a doctor although that didnt stop me from outfitting my van with an examination table. I carry my Reflex Hammer with me everywhere. Doesnt this racebased behavior violate the Hippopotamus Oath . Thats what its called. Dont laugh, kat. I needed to verify this for myself so i had my Assistant Sneak in a hidden camera seeing woke doctors treating a patient. Im sorry to say this. Weve run some tests and its terminal. Anything i can do, doctor . Youre white, so no. Youre going to die. Thanks, guys. See you later. No thats better than anything you get from 60 minutes. All right, joe. Does this terrify you . That was a tough way to find out i was white. Greg you found out you were going to die and white at the same time. Yeah. It was a tough appointment. I think that violated the hippa laws. It should terrify people because thats what theyre going for. Theyre saying youre not individual. Youre a Group Identity and thats how youre going to be judged. Some Group Identities are judged negatively. Thats why its okay to say we need less acians in college. Thats why its okay to say we can let certain groups get the vaccine later than others. Its scary to think about. Greg it is. Its a strange direction, kat. Part of the Driving Force here is i think a fear of being called a racist. So that is actually bigger than fear itself. I think i came up with that. Yes. You should make a meme. A meme page. Greg thats nice. Yeah. You hear about this stuff and you find yourself thinking i hope im lucky enough to die in a horrific accident and not be denied medical care. Weve seen things coming out of campuses, being teached in schools and teaching that meritocracy is white supremacy. It will start to bleed over to places that you need objectivity. Like you have cancer or you do not have cancer. But this fear is so paralyzing of not wanting to be called racist. A lot of people agree its wrong. The vast majority of people agree its wrong. You can see how easily how people can be cancelled. They dont want to be cancelled. They want to keep doctoring it up. So they feel like they have no choice. Greg tom, youre an Angry White Male. So you might have a thought on this. Theres over 250,000 people die from medical errors every year. What if they werent errors, tom . What if they werent . Thats why im once again ahead of my time. Yes. Because i didnt believe in science when it wasnt woke. Here we go. Greg youre the best. Youre going to watch the show and this could be your face and your comments will be gone. I never believed experts, greg. They have a specific set of skills like the Liam Knee sen movie. His daughter didnt like him until she got human trafficked. Greg thats a good point. Experts are good at one thing. So i dont listen to them. I rule my own life and they can deal with the petri dishes. Greg youre like a Loan Hero in the wilderness. Completely [bleep] crazy. Sunny, im an idiot. I thought this stuff was going to live in the aquarium of Academia And Wouldnt bleed out in the real world. But its main street if its in the hospitals. First, i defend black people. When were polled, we dont believe in this [bleep], this is totally white people stuff. This is how white people use to bully other white people. Leave us out of it . Why bring us . We didnt do it. This is white people arguing and bullying other white people. Keep it that way. I learned a lesson this week that should put everybody to ease. Get over it. Doesnt matter you can go through this for 100 years and wouldnt do a single thing to your community. You can withstand this, continually over and over. Every single sector of your life. It is not going to have one single effect on your community 100 years from now. So get over it. Thats what im told every time i bring it up in from falsehood to the none of that matters. It doesnt equate to anything over time. So calm down. Calm down. You can deal with a little racism. Its not going to hurt you. Greg its white on white racism. Hey. We cant do that yesterday. You know what im saying . You pretend. Its more yall doing it to yourself, not us. Greg yes, yes. Im a little im skeptical about the quotes. There were two on the nose. Little bit too on the nose. But if its half right, its scary. Half scary. Like tom without a shirt. Still to come, did all of ill be seeing you in all the old familiar places that this heart of mine embraces all day through ill find you in the Morning Sun and when the night is new ill be looking at the moon and ill be seeing you careful dear, loose sleeves and scarves can easily catch fire. Thanks mom. No dad dont strain. Just put it in a burn pile, here. No sweetheart, i dont want my pants to catch on fire. Fires should be contained and at a distance. Im just going to move this a little bit closer. No Space Heaters need space. The curtains could catch fire. How do you know all this stuff . No Space Heaters need space. The Curtains C Ld catch fire. Greg what did obama know about ufos . A new Government Report is keeping the unidentified in unidentified flying objects. U. S. Officials say they found no evidence that the weird things that Fighter Pilots have been seeing are alien space craft. They say they Cant Rule it out either. Way to take a stand. On video, the strange opens moved in ways that defied open and plummeted 40,000 miles per hour. Sounds like cnn ratings. Former President Barack Obama was recently asked about the subject on the notion of aliens were proving to be real. He asserted that there would be immediate arguments like we need to spend more money on Weapon Systems to defend ourselves. Any religions would pop up and who knows what kind of arguments we would get into. Interesting. Initials said none of the 120 incidents were the work of the u. S. Military although they have not ruled out russia or china. If china says theyre not responsible, their word is good enough for me. Kat, you trite to get abducted and they declined. They are fairly astute about qualify human life. Im a quality human. If im not, thats a huge reflection on your judgment. [laughter] so i think that the ufo thing is a thing. Aliens are probably out there, maybe. Why wouldnt there be . The government says oh, maybe, maybe not. They dont know what theyre talking about. Greg they couldnt figure out a virus. Exactly. Would that be weird . Were weird. We suck. Freaks and geeks was cancelled because it couldnt compete with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire . Theyre probably out there and dont want to hang out. Still defending james franco. Not at all. Im i was too old for him ten years ago. Greg perfect. So joe, i want to throw out my Reoccurring Theory that if there happens to be Alien Life Forms and theyre delicious and nutritious, its our responsibility to harvest and eat them because we eat our fellow earthlings. Cows, chickens and lambs. If theyre delicious, its on us to eat them. That is my theory. I think that like i would go to war over this theory, joe. So i dont know why im talking. You have been abducted. Greg, aliens think im representative of the human race. Joke is on them. I would eat an alf burger. Youre on to something. I question if they dont know what it is, how can they say what it isnt . Its also interesting one day were reading faucis emails and then its chinas ufo. Greg you think its a distraction . I think theyre distracting you from the robots. Thats what i think. I think they have thrown you off the scent of the robot. When the Robot Invasion starts, you wont be prepare. Its true. I probably would have done something on robots tonight. If it wasnt for the space alien. This is my Husband Kind of thing. I would think that once they come out and they like we think we have aliens. Its like oh, lets find out about the aliens. No, lets watch the aliens on the history channel. Theyre giving you actual footage of things you dont know what it is. But in the 13th century, that disc might have been an alien. Youre looking at that instead. Goes to show you we thought would be so excited. People think were going to area 51. Theyre telling you theyre here now and nobody is blinking an eye. Greg i figured it out. It has to to with robots. When you she the ufos, theyre like blips in a simulation. The simulation is created by a. I. Robots. Were just a Simulation Run by a. I. Robots. You notice the holes in the movie screens. Like the holes in your very soul that i can see. I can see your holes, tom. I get it. I understand. [laughter] this shows you how little i trust the government at this point. I have never been in to aliens, never believe in Space Men and never like the x files. Yesterday the came out with a government saying none of these independent duets show its like the aliens are here. Theyre here. I believe the opposite. I have never believed in them really. My Working Idea is that if aliens to exist, theyre jerks. Just shoot them out of the school. Can we give a few earthlings up . I would pick a couple of them over others. Greg the democratic party. Neil nice red meat there, greg. Greg serve that up. The thing is, they put out a statement saying nobody fly your things. Well shoot them down. Then see what it is when its shot down. Greg yes. What if its the Bubble Boy . The Bubble Boy. Remember that one . Is that what his name was . Boo loan boy. I ruined that. Up next, do greg are laws getting passed while politicians are smashed . In the connecticut, theyre treating the Government Lining drunks at last call. I was drunk when they passed the Tax Increase is an excuse they can no longer use. Probably they dont want clips from State Rep Robin comey. Understand that she was able to im sorry. Greg ive been there, lady. Its the wine i had at dinner. Do lawmakers need a lesson about boozing while in session . Lets check in on an expert. Never invite Shannon Bream to your halloween party. Kat, this is a dumb question but have you ever gotten drunk at work . No. I take my job seriously. Even though my decisions dont affect all of the people in connecticut. Greg joe, i suppose your pro politicians getting drink. You think theyll be better. Yes. We drink on the happy hour on Fox Nation while youre allowed to drink while on the job. Greg i didnt know that. We drink real cocktails. Its a paid service. Greg i had no include. I should be there. Thats when you do the show, you can drink. Greg im now going on your show. Sunnie, does this help them or hurt them . I hope it exposes them. Anybody that has been to a political conference after hours and seeing how these people act, maybe you would stop thinking that theyre going to do something that helps the country. If you saw them when they know that, you know, nobody is looking or they got some privacy, you would not be turning over the legislation of your country to these people. Greg yeah, we think theyre people, joe. What do you make of it . Depend on how much you drink. Find that sweet speed that youre more confident to debate but not to where i randomly start crying. Greg so true. The solution is to be slightly drunk. Make that your baseline. Nobody knows it. Just assume youre loose and funn Greg Welcome back lets find out if we got anything wrong this week. For that, we go to our Shows Ombudsman Steve jr. We learned a lot about board game safety. Steve, how did we do this week . Yes, greg. My safe word yahtzee. Roll it. Greg if you replaced the names with greek letters, are you stigmatizing the greeks . Havent they had enough stigmatism . Democracy on us. Greg yes. They used to do the olympics nude, pete. They did. Greg i think they did. Im sure i read that somewhere. Turns out that youre partially right. A nude competition may have started after one guy lost his loin cloth. Greg so the partially nude, i was partially correct. There you go. Todays athletes dont compete naked. So next time you have me over to watch your olympic wrestling videos, just know that i know theyre supposed to be wearing clothes. Okay. We have to move on. Kat, lets take a look at what you said earlier this week about veterans. If you would, please. Look, i married a veteran. Im now Half Veteran. Greg doesnt work that way. Shes got half of a bronze star. Yeah. Well, kat, i have news for you. Youre not Half Veteran but you are full of [bleep]. You know, im so glad that you and so many people on the internet brought that up to me. Because i was not joking. I definitely 100 believe and been walking around saying im Half Veteran because i believed once i got married i became half a veteran. I was being very, very, very serious. I was having people thank me for my service. I dont know if i would have married him at all the i didnt know that was the case. Its not all bad news. Spouses may qualify for certain benefits like health care, Life Insurance or money to help pay for school. So there are options out there for you. [laughter] greg quarter veteran. Quarter veteran. Hopefully the government will allow you to get with somebody you really are happy with. But its still illegal to marry yourself. Greg joe, are you there . Im here. Good to see you. In the a block, you mentioned Jeff Bezos 500 foot super yacht costing 500 million. According to bloomberg, its 417 feet long and doesnt include the cost of the mini yacht. So if you add the mini yacht to the super yacht, its 500 feet and true. This discussion were having right now, you have set sale on a sea of lies. This b. S. Aint going to float. You dont want them to cancel your internet. Thats it. Please, jeff. Lastly, hey, we got to bring it home. Greg, lets look at your discussion with kat about faucis leaked emails. Mike, take us home. I dont care if theyre calling you Tony Mcorgy downtown. Go ahead. Greg by the way, Tony Mcorgy your nickname. Greg no its an excellent irish bar. A secret knock. I can find no record of a bar in New York or anywhere for that matter called Tony Mcorgy. And now with a number of times ive googled that name, im on a government watch list. Greg its an illegal speak easy. Theres good news for you, greg. According to a very reputable site, urbandictionary. Com, an mcorgy is a double cheeseburger, a Mcchicken Sandwich together inside two bones. Greg seriously . Yeah. Im loving it. Greg thats something to get into. Were not going to talk about that here. Im out of town. I have to go. See you lawyer. Greg thanks, Steve Phoenix Jr. Dont go anywhere. Well be right back. Im sure youve heard how grammarly improves your writing, but let me tell you how Grammarly Business helped my sales team. Look at simon. Since simons team started using Grammarly Business, weve closed more deals. With suggestions to sharpen his Writing Clarity and overall confidence, simons pitches always stick the landing, which leads to more of these and these. Learn more at grammerly. Com business. Greg before we go, lets do this. Greg as a worldfamous celebrity, i run into a lot of famous people. You wont believe what i saw relaxing at home last night, there is famed films are Jared Leto just kicking back, enjoying a snack. Hes had some great challenging roles lately, i think he actually mightve won and oscar. He deserves the rest, hairy little vulgar. Congrats. And where some pants, disgusting. It set your dvrs every night so he never miss an episode, john mackey, cat our lovely studio audience, Shannon Bream is next. Im greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. [applause] jesse hello, everyone, im jesse. 5 00 in New York city, and this is the five. Crime surging across the country. But there goes the plan to solve the problem. Stop building jails. These blaming Bill A Form is not evidencebased. Theres no fax data to back it up. It is n a