[applause] greg all right, you know it its time for . Hey kids, its time for democrats corner. Greg welcome to democrats corner. We are your hosts, greg gutfeld, gets a quick host on basic thing stop democrats stop ruining your lives. Tonights very special episode, Cause And Effect. You are probably wondering what is Cause And Effect . Im a democrat. Simply put, democrats, its when one thing makes another thing happen. For example, when Cat Drinks too much tequila. Here we go. Greg she doesnt go to work the next day. That is Cause And Effect. Then she stays home and watch as Forensic Files all day, which makes her depressed. Cause and effect. Then she starts abusing horse tranquilizers. Cause and effect. Which is how eyes sold all of those horse tranquilizers. Cause and amazing effect. See, Cause And Effect can lead to bad things if you dont consider the consequences of your actions. For example, if you remove punishment if you punish crime, prime will go away. Because of Cause And Effect. You will probably sell this horrible attack at nyc, its one of many. This maniac who punched her had been arrested 17 times, but Bail Reform Today means no bail and no jail. It is Catch And Release with themes instead of fish. The upside, the prisons arent overcrowded. The downside, Chinatown Emergency rooms are. Thats Cause And Effect. Cause and effect example two, mayor De Blasio cut 90 plus million dollars that was meant to build a new police precinct. Because police are bad, even the ones that guard the studios. But in the last five months, nyc has had 531 shooting. I do the math, but im too important for that. So now the mayor is reinstating the money for the precinct. We could have told them that would happen. We actually did, but apparently we were drowned out by the voices in his lumpy, googly eyed head. Cause and effect, example three. Baltimore mayor Brandon Scott once pushed a decrease, now hes pushing an increase. Want to know why . Homicides are up 17 . Defunding reduce the Police Force and more people died. Probably minorities. But Addition And Subtraction is harder than calculus. What did we predict . Example four. Period of more firsttime is. Me included. Ironically, Democrat Mayors are causing on sales to increase for The New York Times just admitted this, roughly one fifth of all Gun Purchases Last Year were first timers. Have for women, of faith were black, and if its worse hispanic. And they were younger. I do love but have the new purchases were from women. The highest concern for purchase was personal safety. Apparently guns are near the new Seat Belts in 2021. Thats like calling my purse a messenger bag. After the politicians and media decided to make the communities less safe, its up to you to provide your own security. A white liberal doesnt need a gun to do damage, all he needs is a poisonous idea and a little power and it will destroy communities quicker than 5,000 democrats moving to huntsville. And he will do it without an second thought. Look at portland, oregon, but not for too long. The Flash Bangs will burn out your retinas. According to bright park, on Mah Murder of the year, thats five times more than were reported during the same. Back in 2020. This after the City Council Cup the Police Budget by nearly 15 . According to their hapless, pathetic mare who had to flee he was his own condo, they had an 85 decline in downtown foot traffic. Unless you count the people running for your lives. Most of the remaining traffic is speeding, and it even when they are arrested they Cause And Effect. This seems like the easiest thing to learn, but not a single democrat can. Joe biden calls them an idea, being allowed to destroy a city would destroy a city. We knew pushing the defined in the police and branding them psychopaths would weaken the forces and lead to embolden criminals and minority victims. They bear the brunt of this. You didnt have to be Miss Cleo to see this coming. I wonder what the angry white male has to say. The liberal elites . [laughs] will look, ive got to say i like them okay. Ive got a lot of friends i would describe that way and they are good people. Good conversationalists, they like wine, books, good movie recommendations. Yes, i like them. By the way, i like babies and puppies too. But i wouldnt put them in charge of the city. Greg he is wider than a pat boone family reunion. Lets check in on the angry black male. Hey, whats up . If you defund the police in your city, the crime will go up. Im not an upper Mall Adjuster anything, but i want to keep crime down in my city. Its a nice day though. Greg so democrats, this has been todays lesson in Cause And Effect. Thank you for joining us on democrat corner. We hope that you remember some of it. But i didnt and 78, but you have no excuse. Yes, welcome. Tonights guests, he is to answer the president s questions and now she questions the president s. He was elected to congress in 25, the same age i accomplished renting a car, madison cawthorn. Hes like a fence, Fox News contributor. My sidekick, tyrus all right, im going to go to you first come, congressman. Im pretty sure you are in the clear and cat is only 21. See, i like the sky. Greg hes like a better looking vision of Tom Brady. When i used to be single i would kill it in boston. Dont go to tampa. Your congressman, you do with republicans all the time, you are a new member. What is it about Cause And Effect that they dont understand . I would say when you start seeing whats going on in congress and you can say this is on both sides of the aisle, but its almost entirely on the democratic side of the aisle. They are ruled by a single person embodied by Nancy Pelosi who carries out her well with the nine fist. And it doesnt matter what they feel in their hearts or you know what, may be our retinas will be burned out with the Flash Bangs. But the problem is is that they are more afraid of losing the Election And Nancy pelosi being against them than they are doing the right things for their constituents, and that is what is wrong with congress. Kaylee, do you agree with this young Tom Brady . I actually think even though they know we are right, meaning nonliberals, they would rather let people suffer than be seen agreeing with us. Its like a the trump of fact. The most plausible theory, but you couldnt agree with him because he was drunk. Exactly right. I do agree with Tom Brady. Without a aside, yes, this Cause And Effect. You defund the police, what you think is going to happen . You let criminals out of prison during a pandemic, what did you think was going to happen . Here is what amazes me. They take it a step further and they say we have the answers for violent crimes, it is that there is a Pandemic And Everyone is locked inside so therefore murderers have gone up. Excuse me . How does that make any sense . Even in mexico murderers went down. But here in the united states, they are skyrocketing. Greg how do you like outnumbered so far . I love it. I invited you weeks ago. Greg im picking the right moment. We would think you any time. Greg arent i a Lucky Guy just being here . Dont you think so, tyrus . By the way, where did you film one angry black male . Speak i dont give away my location lets just say the hotel treats me nice. This is the problem with your monologue, and you know i always like your monologue, very rarely to ever dislike your monologue, but i just feel like you are a bad guy and a movie who is trying to tell may forget the plan, just go shoot them. You just dont get it, greg. You keep saying Cause And Effect. All they understand his cause. And they always want causes that dont affect them. So its very easy to say in a really nice Place Or Condo or penthouse or wherever you are living talking about welcome of course. We dont need police, ive got a doorman and a security guard. I dont need police. Lets get rid of them. They are never affected by whats going on in the world and then when it gets to the point where they can see the fire burning from their special Viewing Place where they sipped their wine and talk about days of old they never contributed then, thats when its a problem. And they are like hey, lets refund the police. That doesnt help because most of the officers have left town, retired early, and wouldnt come back for double the wages. So oh, youre going to fix it again . Heres another thing, they dont know how to change the narrative very good. You cant just say oh, new information, breaking news, we just heard that there was a lab in wuhan that may have done it. This is crazy, we never knew this. And then the one republican on the panel is like excuse me no, no, you are racist. You cannot fix problems because they are just out of touch. Pelosi only cares about getting her hair done and making sure her Ice Cream Freezer is full. As long as she has Ice Cream and a good perm, we good. Greg i wonder if she gets here and that Ice Cream. Between the dentures falling out, may be i dont know. Greg you know, kat, i thought the hangover was the best example of Cause And Effect. They hang over, you drink too much, you pay the Price Paid Thats exactly like voting for democrats. It might feel good, but then i am a raging alcoholic. And a Horse Tranquilizer Addict apparently. Greg dont forget the computer cleaner. Yes, yeah. Absolutely. Look, it was so exciting for a little bit there. These meaningful conversations we were having about criminal Justice Reform. The republicans were on board, important conversations, it was exciting it got exciting. And sometimes when things get exciting, somebody has to go full idiot. Lets let violent felons with repeated violence and acts of violence in their past out of jail. So now we are seeing this and everyone saying well, what happened . Its quite obvious what happened. Theres a huge difference between when a criminal Justice Reform and wanting a ton of crime violent violent crime on your streets. I do not like violent crime. I stand strongly against it. Greg im not going to see where you live, because i tweeted it earlier. But there are hotels in parts of new York City that are filled with felons. And but we are told that we say homeless, because these people are homeless, but they are homeless because they were released from rikers, which is a prison. So we cant say no one says they are felons until they go out and commit a crime on the street. And that you find out oh, this guy has been arrested eight times in the past four months and hes just going back in and out and in and out. And thats the solution. Weve reached the nadir. I dont know if it can get any lower than it is, but its very sad, very sad indeed. 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Eric a nelson wrote to fauci saying china had been lying at their Death Toll adding the data posted by china is not on the garbage, it has misled the world into a full set of security. The Death Rate and age versus death i truly believe the outbreak is either already happened or is about to happen. Now that is just part of the email. It went on for several pages, which apparently fauci didnt have time for because he forwarded the email to a member of nih writing, too long for me to read. Too long for me to read, i would be a great name for his book. If whoops i [bleep] up wasnt already taken by andrew cuomo. I usually stop reading emails around 500,000. Every time. I cant help it. Her little pointy arms, they cant do [bleep] to me. I wouldnt be worried about him getting up. Im literally in a wheelchair and hes the only one here with a better chair. I dont know how this decision was made. You wouldnt enjoy it. Greg all right, but the visit don Mike Physicist was right there they have approximately 4600 dead from coronavirus. In another different email, a researcher Thanks Fauci for dismissing the wuhan Lab Leak early on calling Fauci Brave For Dispelling Myths about the virus origins. Like the cost of friends, that didnt age well. Such a great line. I think im going to stop right there. Do you think do you think they should build a statue of fauci . 1000 . Great title, too long for me, thats hilarious. Too long to read that china email. But lets review what fauci did have some time to email. He had time to respond to friends who said he had a Cultlike Following to which fauci replies, i cant wait for this to end. Yeah right, hes enjoying it. Then he emails a friend and said, they said i look like Brad Pitt on snl. That made my day. And my favorite one is when he sends out a headline that says Crush Cuomo and fever fauci, the sexualization of these men is real. That is what he was doing during a pandemic. Greg i loved it. I didnt know about the doughnuts. Fauci doughnuts, they are holierthanthou. They are. Greg this is why i have a show. I come up with things like that. It is it not undeniable . It is undeniable for only you to come up with that. You are 100 right. I find this tragically disgusting. You had time to throw it first pitch is, you had time to do every tour on every Tv Show and be praised, but you didnt have time to read an email which was specific to your job. One of the things that science and doctors are supposed to do a lot of his reading. Its like their number one thing. You had one job. You are in charge of infectious diseases and you had something sparked off and you passed it off to say its too long to read. There was no other followup email. So what did you come up with . Was there anything into it . Do i need to check it . Where is that . He literally dismissed it because it wasnt important to him when it was supposed to be important to him. So just like we like to go and if the glove fits, it does in this one. This isnt an o. J. System. But there needs to be the same attitude towards fauci and how he ignored the red flags, signs, yell, look at me appeared there is a problem here. And he just let it go because he is famous. Greg he also indulged a guy who was involved in all of this stuff. Im wondering, is this Collusion Congressman . This is actual collusion between the Lab And Fauci . When you start looking into it, everything points to the fact that it is. You see that its very clear that he knew that this was an engineered virus that came to america. Imagine if this was some kind of an action a war that happened instead of a virus that got out of the lab. We found out all of the production was over in china. My Heart Medication was late getting to my home because it was made in china. How does that make any sense . Not only was he not reading the emails, but hes literally lying to the american people. I think every single parent who has a child in school whos been forced to wear a mask should go to that School Board Meeting and read the email from Tony Fauci and say look, i do not believe that any mask you can get a get a store in america would be able to stop a virus. He only need to wear it if you are infected. But instead he wanted to have a Virtuous Signaling tool, he wanted to be able to tell people this is what you have to do. Because like you said, hes a maniac. Can you imagine anybody accessing your emails . Thats what i was thinking about the entire time. Im never going to be in the government. You sir you are 25 . 25. Greg dont even use email, you are a guy come youre going to make a mistake. Again, im 25 but i just use airdrop. Greg when you do look into it, im so confused how we let these emails get out. Hillary clinton would have deleted these in 2,000. I dont think any would vote for me, so i dont have to worry about it. He didnt read it because all the other stuff he was getting. This person Wanted Fauci to read the email instead of, i really hope that this information got to you. Say, i hope this information got to your hot, self. And you are so and hot. He wouldve loved it. Then my favorite was when he was like, i dont like Attention Pair thats like me saying that. Its just not true. Greg when you say that with your voice, its very disturbing. , hot. [laughter] commercial. Greg saved by our sponsors. Coming up, and an actress being disgraced by a media obsessed with race. This is the sound of an asthma attack. That doesnt happen. This is the sound of better breathing. Fasenra is a different kind of asthma medication. Its not a steroid or inhaler. Fasenra is an Addon Treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. Its one Maintenance Dose every 8 weeks. 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Of course, that didnt stop media from calling her a Kkk Princess for attending a Debutante Ball in 1999. She seems like a decent person, not arranging racist, which is exactly what a raging racist would want you to think. As of now, shes made no official statement. So what could she be hiding . Who else in the office is a secret klansman . Steve carroll . John krasinski . Rainn wilson . One thing we know for certain is that they are all white. And that makes them. Racist. Greg excellent work there. All right, kat, i believe there something else going on here. This is a vendetta from someone who knew her from her hometown or high school, that has to be the case. I dont like her, i think shes the worst character in the office except for pam. Something i could never handle. But i will still say, Kkk Princess is quite far. Because it was segregated before she was born. She also, you know, graduated from princeton which was segregated before she was born, shes a democrat which they were segregated before she was born. I will say that this is ridiculous, even though a gun i find almost everything shes done to be annoying. I hope that people who could find me annoying will do the same when im accused. Of greg are we sure that wasnt a early Disney Film . Im just pondering. I dont even know what im saying anymore. Im amazed that there were people who could get worked up by this. Im curious about the back story, but their actual people im outraged over this, oh, my god it must be a tough way to live. Looking everywhere for a racist and you can outrage and cancel them feel so good about yourself. Its insane. But one way to be immune from all of that is to be an elected official with a d next to your name. And then the president will embrace you as president biden did this week. A day later, president biden says for some reason black entrepreneurs dont have lawyers and accountants its a huge stereotype or its was long as youve got that d and you are an elected official, you are in the clear. Greg so true. Congresswoman, you and i were talking about this. I would be willing to say that 99. 9 of anybody who is reacting to the story has never heard about it. It is one person who is pushing this. All it felt like i have to say, twitter must be their Best Friend for they basically started crowdsourcing. Lets just a let a bunch of people be outraged. Greg a boon for very lazy writers like myself. Osiris, what is your take on this . The racism you just display it did to me first [laughter] i am your leading expert on racism. The story is literally i have a list as every brother i know has, things to be aware of on our racist watch list. This group is number seven on mine. They have gone undetected, on celebrated, unfunded for eons. But how are they able to still randomly call Somebody Up who has no idea who they are and say, Guess What . Congratulations, you are our queen for the day. My gosh, thats great, thank you so much, white power. [laughter] this and the greatest part of the story is that shes not responding. Thank you for being the adult in the room. When people make accusations, explaining noise makes it worse. The other side of it, if i was going to lets say my career was going into a spiral and i was sitting with my publicist going, what can we do to get a little attention . The numbers are down. Well, there was this one group that was kind of racist, but not really. But lets go with it, lets do that. It still number seven on my list, because they are so clever that weve never heard of them. But yet, little queens everywhere. I happen to like around the office. I liked her too. I am just imagine her singing an apology an apology. Greg thats a pretty good tip. Before you judge, judge her. 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Im sure it be hard to take a guy off the air who think theres a line from the 1921 total Salt Race Massacre to current laws. To speak of the party of trump intensifying efforts to strip people of color of their rights to vote means that just becauses not another Tulsa Massacre doesnt mean the efforts are not equally unholy. Are we just going to watch another Mass Attack on minorities unfold . Greg the slaughter of hundreds of black americans is similar to wanting secure elections . Thats a good one, chris. If you wanted to talk about politicians killing people he couldve referenced his brother. I mean, what would you call Killing Thousands in Nursing Homes making room for the early bird special . Selling tickets to a fundraiser at The End of the month for 10,000 each. That is nearly 1 for every woman he has groped. Although advisors suggest he stop calling it ladies night. Tyrus, what do you make of this . Lets get after it. I remember when i came out we laughed. He was just trying to get up catchphrase. An upside, leave the room. Enough down like it was cool, it worked but he just creates things trying to be cool. Hes been like this, im sure his entire life. Hes trying to recreate a controversy to take attention off of his ineptness and his familys controversies by saying that the g. O. P. Is one meeting away from taking 100 angry white men and welling up in 300 brothers and killing us i dont think thats going to happen. They are not going after brothers, they are going after the government. They are protesting out the white house. They are not running around looking for us, they are literally mad at the government. It has nothing to do with race. And there are people of color in the g. O. P. I know its shocking, breaking news. That feel the exact same way. Thats what happens when you go to the well one too many times. He plays the race card, everybody is on it now people are like oh, its The End. Its The End. They are on the way to hln. Or H And L . Greg did somebody get that . In your monologue you mentioned you watched at the airport. Cnn got bonked. A bunch of consonants, a bunch of consonants. Its like Forensic Files without the murders being solved being solved. Greg thats true. Congressman, i love how cnn said they are not going to punish them because just punishment. Like, you dont need to punish if thats all it is. That makes no sense to me. Classic for me, but not for me. Im really surprised that cnn is now taking their cues from the kardashians. We now have more employees than we do have viewers, so we need a controversy to really get viewership up. And its really kind of disgusting. The double standard that you see in the media is blatant, but cnn is the worst. Is it frustrating just to see the double standard . It must be given. Cnn if you are conservative. Youre off the air, youre tossed off the air and fired. But what are the standards for him . I mean, whats the standard for Quiz Cuomo when someone called them for eight oh, he threatened to throw them down the stairs but thats not enough to get the fire to cnn if you are a democrat . What is enough . Greg he hasnt been fired, but is not on the air. Will he be attending the fundraiser . Now, but i do find it inspiring and a sense, because just the confidence i will blurt out something weird at a Branch And Everyone who is there, every time i see them for the next nine years i poked on Mike Panic about how they hate me. And then there is this guy whos involved in all the scandals and all these investigations that are still ongoing why dont you spend ten grand to come hang out with me, dont worry, it goes to a cause very near my heart which as i continued to be in power over you. I think i could use some of that confidence, but nobody ever has the exact right of confidence. You either have none or you are andrew cuomo. 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Sold a invisible sculpture for over 18,000. Its as real as the love in kats sham marriage. It can be understood as more of a vacuum, because it sucks. Anyway, its meant to be displayed in a five by five square, even comes with a certificate of authentication so you have proof that you are an idiot. Meanwhile in denmark a reporter covering the Meat Reopening of a Swingers Club ended up apparently having sex with the man she was interviewing. The interaction was recorded and broadcast on national radio. It said i dont have a boyfriend, so that definitely made it a lot easier. Right, she just had sex with a stranger, but having a Boyfriend Wouldve stopped her from that. What a moral compass she has. All right congressman, pick the story. I would pick the invisible sculpture if i were you. I dont ever i thought the Press Year was bad. But i will tell you this was very reminiscent of Joe Bidens Infrastructure plan. Weve got a lot of potholes and Western California the nicer looking through the Infrastructure Plan and its starting to look like a certificate you get for the sculpture. Greg thats good. Tyrus, is this italian artist flawed . So you like his jokes and not mine . You people make me sick. Tyrus, the artist is a genius . Yeah, he is. 100 . I mean, i could have written so many books by now. Its the Invisible Touch by tyrus but how many pages is that . 1 million. If you say its not there, you are racist. What was i thinking . Greg i know. Its because is brilliant. Greg the invisible Man Part two. You can actually report, kat, that the artwork has been stolen and get to insurance. Any level to the scam. You came from new york, thats all you do. Greg thats all we do. I would rather you call me a racial Epitaph And Sam from new york. Greg kat, what would you like to talk about . I dont know. The Sex Thing she said her mom thought it was funny and my dad thought it was cool. I Cant Deal with that. Now, no, your dad greg the only thing worse than that was when Brian Williams that he used to watch girls with allison williams. That is also bad. I have a great dad. I couldnt come as a father thats my girl. Go get him honey. I mean, what the he. Greg you can talk about the artwork or the woman and indenmark. The second story is nasty, so im going to say this imaginary statue of Tom Brady and if you would like to purchase it and i would give you the certificate of authentication. I would, but im just going to kidnap him and we will come by. Im on wheels. [laughter] frat guys are going to do this, come to my place and see my sculpture. Greg by the way, they are both fake stories. There is no art. And i dont think she really had sex, because she was on Radio Pitch he probably acted it out. They are both geniuses. I think she had sex. Greg its a disgusting story and i condemn everything ive said in the past hour. Well be right back. 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