Instead we pretaped this, so in reality i am as drunk as a skunk right now, but im not here. Im somewhere else. This greg, The One youre looking at right now is greg from last week and a very sexy greg at that. So to get things off my not too with my very first monologue which describes the premise of this monster hit show. Stick around, because we also have some stuff that youve never seen before. Enjoy, enjoyers of fine things. [scattered applause] greg here we are again, a Brandnew Show and a brandnew greg. Im as giddy as Kamala Harris explaining kids in cages. Or Woody Allen Hearing about kids in cages. If youve been watching the show on saturdays, welcome. If you love The Five and felt the need for more gg, thats awesome. If you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, its good to see you, mr. President. Your pizza will be warm into minutes and hunter, he brought the extra cheese. You all made a great choice. For proof, over at msnbc, lets see what Brian Williams is up to right now. Good evening, im Brian Williams and i am on mars. Yes, i jumped on a chopper and now im on mars. Ive been here for a year now. I built a castle here made of mastodon carcasses and marshmallows. This is where i invented all the covid vaccines as well as penicillin, the smartphone, and fluffernutter. Greg some things never change. Meanwhile, whats on cnn . You sir are a racist. No, you are the racist racist, racist, White Male racist. You are. Racist, awful. Greg thats from the don lemon our. He reports news with the same look your mother gave you when she found weed in your sock drawer. As for those latenight shows, we are supposed to compete against, why bother . The only time seem colder ruffles feathers is in a pillow fight. The definition of risk to kimmel is dehydration from crying too much. Fallon, that Guy Fawns more than a herd of deer. And i heard Seth Meyers and Trevor Know i have ran off to be so obscure together. So let them be. That got the market cornered in calling americans stupid. To them it was never about trump, its from voters. Its not about guns, but gun owners. Its not just about destroying statues, its anyone who thinks math is real. Its not the issue, its the easy targets, meaning you. Me, i like bashing creeps in power, those stupid talking pinatas in politics, entertainment and especially the News Media because theyre all the same people or in zuckerbergs case, things that look like people. Its also because the only way they make money is by making people hate Each Other. Its not enough to say respectful Disagreement Leg so might make less money, you have to say its racist. Thats why to them twitter is a new source. It created cancel culture, a crowd sourced version of a hit piece, a Gofundme Page for character assassination. The press used to write these Hit Pieces themselves. Now they encourage Steel Cage matches so they can sell ads and ratings, repurpose and tweets into clickbait, because its profitable. Cancel culture is to the media what an atm in the lobby of the casino is to an addicted gambler. Its democratized media discretion, putting a Joker Mask on reality declaring everything is not debatable. But their power is an illusion. Their numbers are small. Its just that their constant noise scares the hell out of corporations. Look at whats happening to delta. They are more scared of tweets than of birds flying into their engines. Which leads us to. This could very well be breaking news, at least to us. Greg i just found out about this today. Rob manfred, the mlb commissioner, said that the best way to demonstrate our values as a sport is by relocating this years allstar game and the draft. Demonstrate our values as a sport. Whats that mean in a sport were stealing bases is a virtue . The sport that was racially segregated for 70 years, where they pretended no players were on steroids even as their Ballooning Heads gave the goodyear blimp a complex. At least their heads swelled from growth hormones, not a sense of selfimportance. Clearly these cowards got spooked by activists manipulating the media, because how is voter i. D. Immoral . Try picking up Nail Polish Remover in West Virginia without one. Dont ask me how i know. And remember, the allstar Voting Process allows fans to about five times over 24hour period. Thats ballot stuffing, or in chicago, election day. Nlb lecturing us on values is like me lecturing you on height. Meanwhile, the president the president calls the bill Jim Crow on steroids. The socalled Great Unifier now slinging racial discord like frisbees at a fish show. So screw you, mlb, your stupid Exhibition Game is about as entertaining as a match of Corn Hole on espn at 3 00 a. M. In the morning and screwed Delta And Screw coke. In fact, screw all corporations. You stupid execs are cowards and bad golfers. You cheat on your taxes and to cheat on Each Other. I hope dems raise that corporate tax to 99 , except On Fox, which should be tax exempt. Maybe im turning socialist but after years of proclaiming corporations as engines of free markets, i realized their locomotives run by methods who will do anything to save their own heights. Its profit over people in the matter how many Inclusion Coordinators they hire. Theyll turn a blind eye to chinas Slave Labor knowing that adding a Diversity Fun run to whatever History Month is currently celebrated will stoke the woke in human resources. Its not a principled stand, its their way of doing business. Its no different than a bodega putting up a Blm Sign so maybe their store will survive the demonstration. Because they are scared. Its time to return the favor. Thats our job, to scare the people who delight in scaring you. Sort of like an enforcer on a hockey team, but cuter. Its time to turn this Oneway Road into a twoway street. Think of it as part of Bidens Infrastructure Package its real and it costs several trillion dollars less. [scattered applause] greg lets welcome tonights guests shes destroyed some of the pundits that she had to become one herself, starting tomorrow which is one of the cohost of outnumbered, former white House Press Secretary Kayleigh Mcenany quick on his feet than a tap dancing cheetah. Creator and host of the rubin report, Dave Rubin shes sweet but she can catch rodents with her feet. Kat timpf and he can turn that frown upside down, literally. He will lift you up by your feet and turn you upside down. A massive sidekick and [indiscernible], tyrus all right, first first off, i have to say it is great to see you here. You have come a long way. That sounds funny. I used to work on the 18th Floor at redeye in a really bad office that was always under construction. I think they wanted something to fall on me but would always walk by and she was with the Huckabee Staff and they looked like a normal staff and there came you dress like you are hosting huckabee. Where you think i got my points for my binder . It was the talk in your office, i heard your brilliant music and jotted it down. Greg very nice, very nice, thats a complete lie. Complete lie. What you think of all these what corporations . What is it tell you . This is insane, great. You would think the governor of georgia just legalized killing puppies, which he didnt. He literally banned voting and then what happens . They All Of A Sudden Flee Atlanta in the White House is absolutely nuts. They were asked what about the Pga Tournament . Should that leave georgia . No comment on that. What about china, what should companies do there for the only picks . We dont have any comments about that. But mlb in georgia, biden says get them out and they follow and they heal. Greg voter i. D. Is somehow worse than Slave Labor. You know what im concerned about, cnn. Isnt their Head Office in atlanta . Im fairly certain that anyone is now allowed to walk into cnn offices in atlanta, youre allowed to go right to the elevator, press the Button Right to the penthouse, Jeff Zucker is up there, the ceo, and youre allowed to take a meeting. You not to show your i. D. You have to show when i to literally rent a bike, to get on a plane, to buy a beer, but somehow its racist to vote. Thats what they tricked us all into thinking, that we all hate Each Other. When we dont. Greg i hate everybody you hate everybody. Greg one of the people who are upset about this bill actually read it. That would disgust me except i didnt read it either. Its going to be great though for atlantas economy. It shows how much you care about the people of alanna by running all business out of the town. I just people who try to cancel all these what do they add except ruining things . Not just for the people to cancel thats why they call cancel culture. The culture at large. They make it impossible to have conversations about the issues they say they want us to be talking about. People will say they say something wrong. When it comes to humor, they like to say you Cant Joke about that or something serious or heroin, i actually think those of the things you should try the hardest to make funny. Thats got me in trouble before, yes, but i really think that nothing can disarm the hardest stuff and make it less scary than humor and we cant make people too afraid to try. Greg what a beautiful five. Tyrus, you excited . First day. Phenomenal. Greg what you make of this story . I feel like there are two new parties. Its not left or right, its cowards and noncowards or just looking out for yourself, thats a party now. When i was a kid it was when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Now its when the going gets tough, the going gets going. I never really understood the whole point of when you dont like something, you leave. Wouldnt it be more effective for the allstar game to be really all about registering to vote early and doing all this other stuff in the Town And Everybody makes money in the town . Instead we leave can you imagine Martin Luther King Marching And Someone said something his leg lets go, pack it up. Come on, lets take this party to california. Thats not how it works and the hunter biden thing. What was sad to me was when someone goes to addiction, he should never make fun of it, you should support them, especially when theyre willing to talk about it and own it. He talks about it, but he doesnt own it. You dont ever tell it when you think but heres a carpet, you can imagine seeing little greg calling to crawling on the carpet. Its a heartwarming thing, we are all laughing and then greg tries to make a joke out of it. That is so much Parmesan Cheese. It wasnt Parmesan Cheese, it was cracked. You was doing crack. You did horrible things to your family because you are on crack. But he is still not admitting it. Hes making jokes, which means hes not there yet and he shouldnt be doing interviews until hes ready to come clean and be honest. I did horrible things because i was addicted to drugs and yes i use my Fathers Name to advance myself, so i could get more crack and then we would all feel for him but he just doesnt do it so the interview is a wash. Talk to us when youre ready. Thats not Parmesan Cheese right there . Wouldnt Parmesan Cheese ruin a Crack Pipe . Greg can i just point out we are devoting an entire segment of that on the next block and i want to commend Tyrus And Foreshadowing that segment. I will say this. I said this earlier on a show called The Five, you might have watched it. To your point about the league, how great would it offend if they just started Operation Warp Speed for free ids . People with the vaccine, why cant you do it with i. D. . Bickel biden also did not read the bill. The president. Needed to chuck schumer. He said come here, come to New York wait, you only have nine early voting days here, they have 17 in georgia. You cant have water over a dollar here, you cant have have go you need read things you know what you need to pick up tickets at will call it a Baseball Game . Greg of Got To Go now i will just show up at will call and say my name is smith. Greg that was excellent, great job, greg. Coming up in the rest of the hour of Got A Grand New Neverbeforeseen Interview with chuck donahue, author of the greatest Beer Run ever, wait till you hear this guys story. Plus a look back at some of the other great segments with some famous fox basis. Dana perino, Tucker Carlson, jesse watters, Judge Jeanine Pirro and Brian Kilmeade. Dont go anywhere. So, you have diabetes, here are some easy rules to follow. No. You know what you want . No fettuccine. No fries with that. No foods you love. No added salt. 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[scattered applause] greg a host of the Tucker Carlson tonight show, Tucker Carlson today On Fox nation. Tucker carlson. [scattered applause] await so Bill Hemmer Couldnt make it . Fox friends cohost Brian Kilmeade i want you guys to be honest, youve watched more than a few blocks of the show. Dana, i know its pretty late for you to be up, what did you make of it so far . First of all you just stole my first joke because I Cant believe that i stayed up three hours past my bedtime to watch this. You might consider moving this show back to 3 00 a. M. Where you belong and maybe, you know, post it on youtube or something . That was actually quite successful, the old redeye. Also, i wore orange to match your logo and i realize now that you seem to have stolen it from garfield the cat and now the legal department has already called, you are 25 minutes and tear for a show and we arty have our first lawsuit. Let me just tell you, i wrote down some two for charisma. Out of ten. Greg out of ten 2 for preparation 2 for delivery and how did i come up with that number . Greg i dont know. Because 2 is your shoe size. [scattered applause] although i also have to say i was very impressed that Kayleigh Mcenany knows less about illegal drugs than i do and i salute you for that greg that hurt. All right, tucker. What do you think so far this show . Wow. Dont mess with dana perino. Its your first show, i dont want to be critical. I want to highlight the positives. I think there are some. There are some low points too but i just want to start with something that almost nobody ever acknowledges, which is your Studio Audience and unlike a lot of Studio Audiences im serious. Theres not a lot of forced guffawing. It does a lot of restraint, there is some tittering, some chuckling. And so for that, for the kind of realistic nature of their responses i give them a 10. You go, Studio Audience [scattered applause] i also want to comment Kat Timpf for the revelatory nature of her participation, she just admitted on television and the host missed it somehow, that shes free based Parmesan Cheese. Even a Moment Everyone its Meaning Noy did not i think you did. But to admit that you smoked Parmesan Cheese from a Crack Pipe . You go, Kat Timpf, i want to party with you. As to the question i know youre asking and youre like what about the guy whose name is on the show, the anchor, as it were. I just notice a and im not being critical at all, i liked exclamation point. Its emphatic, its bold, its vigorous and im just speaking particularly of the Punctuation Mark and i want to affirm it with another one. I have not smoked Parmesan Cheese catnip is another story and that was an accident. Greg so mr. Kill made, what are your thoughts on the show . Well, im not going to stoop to giving numbers. I dont have a figure skating background, i have not been into Gymnastics International Competition so i will say this theres a little bit too much you. I thought it would be more about the panel. I wish there wasnt such emphasis on you and my problem was i had such high hopes for the show, i went up to last week and i said right, youre going to do great. And then i watched it and im thinking to myself what was i thinking . Theres one thing i notice about latenight television, they dont criticize Each Other anymore. Colbert goes on Each Others show, they go and host Each Others work shows and within 3 minutes you alienated jimmy fallon, stephen colbert, the guy from the daily show, i forgot his name, and then you alienated delta, coke, baseball, Brian Williams, cnn. Every latenight host, youre supposed to be unifier to bring america together. I see an a panel, i see a very handsome audience. Youre right, illegitimate audience. No legitimate Laugh Track and i see you, greg, and im same to my self, is to be a Guest Host met lets say you get injured or you run a fever because everything is there, the set is there, i just dont get the questions, the punctuation, the humor, the smile, the outfit. Its all just below average and i wish it could be different. Wow greg i guess they nailed it. Dont move a muscle, we got so much more to come. Ill meet you right back here in 4 minutes flat. Well, the names have all changed since you hung around but those dreams have remained and theyve turned around whod have thought theyd lead you whod have thought theyd lead you back here where we need you back here where we need you yeah, we tease him a lot. Welcome back, america. It sure is good to see you. Tracfone wireless gives you more control. Just swap your Sim Card whistles you can also keep your phone, keep your network, keep your number, 20 a month, no contract. Dont keep that case though. This is your wakeup call, people. 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Theyve lost more people than general custer. Thats an old joke. People are just calmly walking out of new York State, theyre leaving skidmarks. The three main reasons . Taxes, covid lockdowns, and dying in nursing homes, but rising crime as Police Morale plummets. Retirement rates for cops are skyrocketing jumping 75 from a year ago. Sadly, the Retirement Rates for murderers and robbers are holding steady. Meanwhile in places like texas the population is growing at a much faster rate giving them two more seats in the house of representatives. Thats not the case in california where uhaul trucks are getting harder to find than kevin spacey. [scattered laughter] people are leaving the state faster than terrified teens at an r. Kelly pool party. I stopped at two. I thought there mightve been a third one but i figure two are enough. You did something interesting. You left New York at just about the right time but then you moved to california. It was a strange decision. San francisco of all places. Greg hows the smell . Im in tiburon, which is across the bay there and his lovely. Marin county is beautiful. The only problem i have is a lot of my neighbors, they just lurch at the opportunity to talk to me and express their allyship and how much they care and how important i am and how much my life matters. Its a little bit overwhelming. You want to be ignored like you were in New York. Ive said before there is something get outish but everywhere you turn there is a sign that says your life matters. You belong here, we want you to stay. Its a little creepy. Greg oh, my god, that is so funny. And true, kat. When the people flee and they go to these other states, should they be allowed to vote to yes. Greg all right, next question. I dont think theres greg temporary ban, temporary Voting Band so they dont ruin the state they moved to unless its camille because hes just moving to california. Im not really sure what the legal basis for a law like that would be. Greg there is none. That would be my concern, but sure, i love The Way that this was framed. Its like population shift, et cetera, not like people fleeing syringelitter tyrannical wasteland. Greg thats your apartment. Ive been there. Well look, not since we got the cleaning lady. But remember what everyone was saying over the summer . G. O. P. Said everyone is going to flee New York and everyone is going to flee california and its this Talking Point and its like well, no, it sucks here. Greg yet. So people are actually voting their feet. With their feet. Greg i just came up with that line. Thats what hes got two pairs of shoes. Hes going to vote twice. Greg i bet hes a democrat. Definitely a democrat. Its like a social scene in this country. Got felled. Do you want to go to a party in New York with a 20 cover with mask rules, with Speech Codes and a dangerous neighborhood, or do you want to go to a party in texas where everyone gets in for free, theres no curfew, and theres 5 pictures . Thats the party you want to go to. So these Blue States are paying a price for their uptight policies, but i saw this when i saw this, got felled, i think the american Birth Rate is at its slowest rate since the 30s. I was walking jesse, jr. , my newborn, in the stroller and he said dad, we really need to increase the american Birth Rate so we dont become japan or the e. U. And have a bloated welfare state. I said son, thats a very astute observation. And then he said thank you for conceiving me. And then i said thank your mother. But its true, we really need your 3weekold son thinks i should get pregnant. There are exceptions to every rule. Greg his beliefs on Climate Change are unparalleled. That book of haiku poetry. You now do the opposite that camille did. You moved from l. A. To california, to New York, just at the worst time. We cancel Each Other out. I just didnt realize i was leaving one thing for the other. I was stepping over one refuse to another refuse. Your kid sounds a little slow to me. I will get him into any school he wants. The New York census, its only like two dozen i dont know about votes, but counts under remember i filled out my New York census. I kind of put it off and then i had to do it because its the law and i think i got a little drunk and i may have had some fun with some of the ethnic designations, so if theres a federal program, multibillion Dollar Program coming out soon for people whose ethnicity is that they come from undersea kingdoms, that was me. I apologize, i was making a little joke. Greg you know what, it worked. New York City is disgusting. Did you know of the homeless now dont just have a shopping cart, its like Fall On Sanford and sons. Theres a guy thats got greg talk about a guy thats a reference that nobody im so young im just so young and beautiful and i have so much of my life ahead of me greg dont go anywhere, Up Next is my Neverbeforeseen Interview with chip donahue, author of the greatest Beer Run ever. Spraying flonase daily stops your body from overreacting to allergens all season long. Psst psst all good fine, no one leaves the table until your finished. Fine, well sleep here. Its the easiest because its the cheesiest. Kraft. For the win win. Its an important time to save. With priceline, you can get up to 60 off amazing hotels. And when you get a big deal. You feel like a big deal. Priceline. Every trip is a big deal. Greg he went without fear to bring them beer. In 1967 a man left New York City in one of the craziest ideas ever, even for me, bring beers to his Childhood Friends who were fighting in vietnam. He not only not only did he find a few of them, he got caught in the tet offensive, dodged bullets all over the country and made it home to tell the tale. Its all chronicled in his book the greatest Beer Run ever, a memoir of friendship, loyalty, and war. Joining us now is the man who lived, author don chick donahue. Hello. Greg good to see you. So what were you thinking when you came up with this idea . Well, the fact is i wasnt. It wasnt my idea. It was the bartenders idea. Greg really . George lynch, his nickname was the colonel and he says you know, wallace how can the guys be seeing this on tv, he was talking about the demonstrators in central park. They were over there boston, getting killed in whatever and then got to watch this . That cant be nice for them. Somebody should go over there and buy them all the beer or bring them a beer, so it sounded like a good idea, so he asked me for my papers. I told him george, I Cant give you my siemens papers. You dont even look anything like me. So he says well, somebody has Got To Go over there and do it and i said okay, ill go. Greg i actually saw a segment with you with some of the guys that you had met. They are still around. I mean this is like a great story that you guys still know Each Other. We knew Each Other since we were in grade school, we still talk to Each Other. I speak to one or two of the guys every week. Every week. Theyre all alive, i had a list of six guys. One guy was killed when i was over there before i could get to him. Another Guy Got Malaria and he had it so bad they shipped him home, but the other four guys, i found them all. Obviously surprised them when i showed up and we still talk and we get together and we just laugh. We are still here. Greg dewar met with of course he must per member the brands of beer. What were they . Well, im a New Yorker, born and raised uptown manhattan, so i had to have schaefer. Greg schaefer. Probably [indiscernible], but i had pabst blue ribbon. Greg of course of course. Pabst blue ribbon. Greg how much beer did you bring . I brought probably a case and a half, maybe two cases. But ive you know, my ship was birthing out of leonardo new jersey, not too many people know thats where [indiscernible] is and theres nothing else there but one peer and its just Ammunition Ship so i was on a Victory Shipped i was going on a Victory Ship there and just before the peer i went in there and unlike New York you could hide cases of beer. Greg those were the days. The guises where you going and i said im going to nam. What are you doing over there, im going over to buy some of my buddies appear and have got some beers with me. He says here, take this. He gave me a case of beer, i bought a case, he gave me a case, so i started out with two cases of beer but i have to admit id drank most of them. It was very hot in the pacific and panama and whatever. Greg [laughs] when i got there i had to go search out for beer but i got it. Greg so what was the response with your friends, your Childhood Friends, what were they like . Well, i got a kick out of obviously i was unemployed on the beach, i ship did leave. I knew i would be there more than three days. I had the equivalent of a three Day Pass and they said what are you doing here and i said well, we decided that someone should come over and buy you guys appear for what youre doing. So thats what im here for. I brought this beer for you. And of course they said no, really, what are you doing here and i said i come over here to bring this beer to you and say thanks for doing your duty and all of that. He says who are you with and im looking around on my with . Im with you where you staying . I dont know. Ill find a place. Greg and 90 of the people want to get home and you just go there to deliver them a beer. This is like an amazing story. Have you ever had to buy yourself a beer since . I would assume that you would get free beer for life. Well, not for life because the neighborhood change, but within five or ten years after i came back. But for those five or ten years, no, i didnt have to buy a beer, not there at least. A number of other taverns in New York. But no i didnt. Greg check, congratulations on your book. I hope it goes to number one. I know its been around for a bit but also they are making a Movie And Zac efron is going to play you. Although i find that youre much better looking than zac efron. But congratulations, good luck. What a great story. Thank you, check. Thank you, thank you, greg. Greg stay right there, we are coming back. This is the sound of better breathing. Fasenra is a different kind of asthma medication. Its not a steroid or inhaler. Fasenra is an Addon Treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. Its one Maintenance Dose every 8 weeks. It helps prevent asthma attacks, improve breathing, and lower use of oral steroids. 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Youve got maine, oregon, california, rhode island, which is actually a state. Crazy. Is an island . I guess it is. In the top five that was new hampshire, New York, connecticut, vermont, and massachusetts. If youre sensing a common theme, its that those snobby estates are all Blue States. Now you know why this is On Fox. [scattered laughter] there also mostly coastal and i guess thats convenient for bragging about your summer beach home, which we all have. Judge has 7. I do not greg meanwhile, the least Snobby A Star Alabama the least snobby, alabama, arkansas, oklahoma, mississippi, and West Virginia, already. The states where the fewest people pretend to like npr. Of course you could be wondering how they came up with this list. Well, they wait a bunch of factors. Actually they looked at Population Percentages with bachelor degrees, the percent of those in arts and humanities and how much wine each state consumes. Also the use of the phrase the book was much better. Congrats to West Virginia for Ranking 50th where they prefer moonshine over malbec. It doesnt pair well with cheese, but it will clean your paintbrushes. I drink a lot of wine. You sure do. Greg Mis Knob . Dont answer that. You keep hitting the judge for being rich. Its like you are not a bluecollar guy, greg. Tell him, Kat Greg wait a second, i spent most of my life making regular money. It wasnt until later so you admit that you are rich now thank you, thank you had to do it. I did not like the Wind Correlation in a survey at all. Greg i didnt either. Shes correlating wealth with snobbery and that, my friend is snobbish i think thats not true. I think wealth has nothing to do with snobbery. I also think that wine has nothing to do with snobbery. Really . You disagree . I drink beer. I dont like Wine Greg is It Craft Beer . No its the same old stuff. [indiscernible]. I started with pabst blue ribbon, okay . And genesee. Im from upstate New York. Greg it comes out worse than it goes in. Youre a snob. I drink yes. Well i have one . Yes. Greg chadwick, are you a snob . Im guilty of reverse snobbery. Im intentionally uncouth and of noxious what you drink . Beer. What kind of beer . If and when White Cloud lately. That is not a snob at all, white cloth. Alkaseltzer. Greg but it is racist. Thank you for bringing that up. Greg Thinking Abut Canceling the entire brand. Almost three segments without bringing up racism. Congratulations [scattered applause] greg obviously if it were black law that would be like a super villain. Dont go there. Dont do it. Dont go there. Greg i won. Talk about your summer home. Its a layer, its a summer layer. Greg its basically a place where i hide from you, judge. Oh greg by The Way, what you drive . She has a driver, greg. How dare you . You take pictures of yourself sitting in a chair with wine. Snobbery. That was where the Robert Durst Case started. Thank you, where were you, james . Youve been to stocking me since then greg the body in there. I was the d. A. , who do you think did it . Is this your show . What kind of beer do you drink . Im going to try it. Greg last word to you, tyrus. What is snobbery . Defined snobbery. Youve got a mirror . I will point it he had it coming greg [laughs] they give me selfesteem, i dont care. The only thing i have issue with his new hampshire. Its literally the deadbeat Dad State of america. Its where dads go to run from paying child support. I have a map. Youre out now, im in. Usually snobs of the guys who dont have money that are trying too hard. They usually pretend, i wonder how you know, you have a roommate and apartment. Its usually snobs or imposters. Keeping up with the jones mentality. I think thats a good definition. The judge would drink at the cottage with me. Car bombs. Greg well done, tyrus. I cant wait to have the judge join us again soon. Anyway, dont go anywhere, we will be right back. 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He just released a song with that dude from nirvana to fight or guide. Cant think of his name either. Dave girl. But its amazing. Take a look at mick jagger. He is incredible for his age. He got up on stage, did a little shimmy. Hes great. Its incredible. He has got the energy of Somebody Half his age. Maybe in his 60s. All right. That was fun. Thanks for joining me. Set your dvr so you never miss an episode. We are back with a Brandnew Episode Tomorrow night. I am Greg Gutfeld and i love you, america. Good evening, welcome to america is returning to america on this memorial Day Weekend as crowds gather together often without masks. And with immunization against the coronavirus. New York City wants an epicenter of the pandemic is now a symbol of the comeback with stores reopening and taurus returning. But unfortunately crime is alsoa returning with them. Correspondent David Lee Merrill reports from times square. Good evening