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Warned americans they may have to cancel their Independence Day outdoor gatherings, what we call picnics or what hunter calls a foursome. But like coffee enema one of paltrow tries to sell you online. This is not based on science. Healthy people have been meeting outdoors anyway. Unlike joe are not afraid of fumbling up a flight of stairs. The white house once again sounded disconnected from reality. Its like asking migrants not to illegally cross our borders just yet or requesting that major not take a dump under the resolute desk. I wonder why joe has to say for himself. Look, look, this is science, all right . My mask protects you. Your mask protects me. This mask protects this mask. Its science. Got to follow the rules a little bit longer. The rest of april, may, june, little bit of july. All right . Its not a long time. Seems like a long time but it isnt. I once spent three months in a basement. I came out and i was president. Greg at least he and jen psaki are on the same page. So the more masks, but better. We dont know that the virus can transmit through arms or Camera Lenses but we also dont know that it does not. Greg now an obvious question is making the media rounds. Should you still be wearing a mask outdoors . Yes, if you are robbing an ice cream truck. I see more excessive facial doing on the frisbee players at central park and i have on the entire staff at german x. To Quote Harvard Medical Professor dr. Paul east acts. It sounds like a character from goodfellas who doesnt make it. Transmission do not take place between individuals going for a walk. Transiently passing each other on the street, a hiking trail or jogging track. Peerreviewed research from the journal of Infectious Diseases which has the worst Swimsuit Issue says the odds of indoor transmission is 19 times, 19 times higher than outdoors. Thats why everybody in texas isnt dead. Asking if you should still wear a mask outside when youre alone, its like asking if you should still be Eating Tide Pods for breakfast. Its a strong no, kat. If you walk down any city street, everyones wearing their masks is that their lives depended on it or to hide their identity when trying to burn down the courthouse. One fact remains true, runners wear masks are 50 more annoying than regular runners. If youre alone in your car wearing a mask, you might be alone for a reason. I guess i would wear a mask too if i was jamming along to maroo. The New York Times asks is if this is family news. Loosen up carefully they say because now they say science is so. This after fauci went from declaring no masks to cover your head with a beach towel and duct tape. We went to fauci for comment. [babbling] greg still theres no blanket policy. You can include wrapping a blanket around your face. Over a year ago smart people were saying the risk of Outdoor Transmission was rare. That it was an indoor virus which spreads and stuffy rooms like a beer fart in an elevator. Expert said that the real dangers were places like nursing homes. If only andrew cuomo was listening instead of trying to kiss everyone. Now are told they are practically no documented cases of brief outdoor interactions leading to corona transmission. Its like toads causing words. I used to think that all the time. If youre passing other people on the sidewalk or being screamed at by a blm member, the exposure of exhaled particles appears to be too small to lead to infection. If only the media hadnt spread the opposite idea. It was their fearmongering they got to be to wear masks outside which is pretty harmless. Gods people to stay inside which isnt. Beach was. Skate parks. Rather than protecting the vulnerable we sent everyone home, young and old, healthy and sick to that same stuffy apartment sitting on the same couch, breathing the same air and watching the same reruns. That taught me having a big Life Insurance policy is far more deadly than corona. In an effort to eliminate even the tiniest risk, we ended up putting everyone at greater risk, setting them to their basements and bedrooms like 330 million joe bidens. Wearing a mask indoors is a good thing since half of america isnt vaccinated. It operates on the same principle as a wall. Any obstacle reduces migration of people and particles. Weve got to get people outside for things besides riots. It is also time to let people eat at restaurants. It makes more sense than forcing restaurants to put pots on the sidewalk and calling that outdoors. That is not outdoors. That is gilligan and skipper dining in. While eating in a hut on the city street may decrease your chances of getting covid, it increases your chances of a homeless man relieving himself in your drink. Sorry about that, larry. Last summer people were outside more and infection was at alltime lows. Sunshine, fresh air, open spaces, physical activity. Your improving your health, covid or not. This is why parks and beaches should always be open. They are medicine, especially with schools, gyms and churches close. Is everything 100 safe . Nothing is 100 safe. We have seen the warning on a condom box. Im glad my parents didnt. Lets welcome tonights guests. Hes so rich, Scrooge Mcduck sent him hate mail. Former director of the National Economic council and host of kudlow on fox business, larry kudlow. She has covered more stories than a Window Washer on meth three katie pavlich. Im hoping he will tell hannity to answer my calls, lawrence jones. She is as sassy as i am gassy and thats a lot. Kat timpf. Larry, welcome to the show. Larry its a rough crowd. Greg sorry that i disgusted you so early on. I heard you gasp. Larry i had to. [laughter] greg i have offended everybody on both shows this week. Larry its a pleasure, wonderful to be here. Greg are you looking forward wearing five masks this summer and no picnics . Larry you know its a great thing, voluntary masking. There is an entrance to central park. My wife walks our little dog every morning she goes across the street to central park. There are hundreds of new yorkers, new yorkers. Blue state new yorkers. They take the colors of the dogs and let them run free and they take their masks off their faces. No one observes the masking. Its a new phenomenon. A couple hundred people, new yorkers revolting. Imagine. Greg a lot of new yorkers are revolting. Go to Washington Square park around 11 00 p. M. Which i do often when im not holding. Katie, i love going mask less outside. I imagine thats how a streaker feels when he runs on the field during the world series. Its such a different feeling. Katie i would know what its like to streak of the world series so i can tell you that youre feeling is absolutely correct. I have to correct a myth about the double masking where this came from. Remember when they said dont wear fabric masks because they dont work, so everyone wore a surgical mask. Then everyone was like, surgical masks are ugly and they dont match my outfit so im going to wear a surgical mask with a fabric mask over my mask to match my outfit. Thats where it came from. And then dr. Fauci was like lets make a cdc recommendation about double masking even though was a fashion statement. Thanks a lot. Thats where that came from. Greg not to mention the back masking that you find on heavy metal albums. Lawrence, How Old Are You . Lawrence 28. Great, tell people how old i am pleased when you are brilliant person which is always shocking at your age. Its the reason why hate you. The point is that men are disgusting and i remember when i was in college, i maybe washed my sheets once every, what. Semester. Yes, semester. This is tmi. I bring it up because of the masks. Are you using a new mask every day . Im not. Lawrence ive got the disposable. Greg i keep it in my pocket for days. I use other peoples masks. Lawrence thats nasty. Greg it smells better than mine does. Chauvin you know, greg. Greg im taking yours, larry. [laughter] lawrence i think we are missing the point of the masking. I cannot get over them lying to us for the period of time. No one wants to talk about it. They literally told us that they didnt work so that they could hoard the supply. And they wonder why we dont trust government. When you give this amount of power to them, they still lie to you in the middle of a health crisis. Everybody was going against it. Lets be clear. They told us not to because they didnt work. Also people can hoard them. Theres been no accountability in that matter. You told us they didnt work so i wont use them. Greg kat, you are way ahead of the game because you belonged to that afterhours club where Wearing Masks is just part of the deal. Kat absolutely. I cant wear those masks to work. Katie they cover her whole face. Greg exactly. Kat you would never know it was me. I am vaccinated. Im getting tested twice a week and i am still wearing mask outside because i do not want people to yell at me because it hurts me and my feelings when people yell at me. Katie why are they yelling at you . Greg do people yell at you when youre outside . Lawrence they do. And i look at them. Katie why . Kat your mask. But then the other day i had a mask on and i took it off because i had four beer so i was feeling really gutsy. The least harmful thing ive done after drinking probably. Someone yelled at me and i told them, i am vaccinated, [bleep] off. It felt so good. Greg thats a tshirt. Somebody make that tshirt. Theyre going to be a billionaire. We are probably going to have to [bleep] it which is a bummer. I walked down sixth avenue without my mask on. I absorb and embrace it. I love it when people look at me and they are like, how dare you, how dare you . You are a loser. I am outside. I know the signs. Go to hell, you puritanical bastard. Up next, the medias narrative of policing fails again. Welcome, todays discussion will be around sliced meat. Moms want healthy. And affordable. Land o Frost Premium no added hormones either. Its the only protein ive really melted with. Land o Frost Premium. Fresh look. Same great taste. Up to one million dollars. Thats how Much University of phoenix is committing to create 400 scholarships this month alone. If youre committed to earning your degree, were committed to making it accessible. Because we believe everybody deserves a chance. And sometimes one chance is all it takes to change everything. See what Scholarship Opportunities you may qualify for at phoenix. Edu priceline works with top hotels, to save you up to 60 . These are all great. And when you get a big deal. You feel like a big deal. Priceline. Every trip is a big deal. So you want to make the best burger ever . Then make it that means cooking day and night until. [ ding ] success that means. Best burger ever. Intuit quickbooks helps Small Businesses be more successful with payments, payroll, and banking. Greg but stabbing is fine, you hear them wine. On the heels of the chauvin verdict the left tries to destroy aa cup for a deadly shooting in columbus, ohio. Youve seen the footage, cop responding to a nonwoven call and attempted stabbing. Trying to stab us. Get here now. Do you see any weapons . [shouting] maam, do you see any weapons . We need a Police Officer here now. Greg the cops got there and enslaving otherwise he fatally fired on a 16yearold black female who is wielding a knife. Lebron james tweeted a picture of the cop saying your next, accountability. Bree newsom wrote teenagers have been having fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations. While Mcnamee Moniz will blame the intended victims body for trying to hurt that knife. Tell that to the person called 911 saying girls were trying to stab her. Maybe bree didnt hear that. Watching Nbc Nightly News with lester holt. Jen psaki plied the systemic racism narrative to the case. The killing of 16yearold Makhia Bryant is tragic. She was a child. Police violence disproportionately impacts black and latino communities. Black women and girls experience higher rates of police violence. Our focuses on working to address systemic racism and implicit bias headon. Greg so the cop is racist after he saved a black girls life. Jan has claimed more fan more flames than the santa ana winds. Don lemon said something smart. When police are tracing people they dont know how old they are. They see people. Someone has a knife. Their job is to protect and serve. Greg amen. So all lives do matter after all. Lawrence, one thing people dont talk about about the Police Officer, we have more than a few Police Officers in jail. Weve had some ugly cases. He could have not done anything. He risked everything in an incident like this. He runs to this thing. Lawrence no, he could not have. He wouldve been punished for doing that. Ive been through too many police simulations. I know people that are educated on the issue. We want them to shoot in the leg or use a taser. Theres different policies have to go through, different scenarios that you go through. Just like every case, i am consistent and say wait for the facts. I think theres something thats missing. Theyre such an emphasis for the left to focus on the officer. What was this little girl going through . Greg exactly. Lawrence wire the adults just sitting there watching this take place . My mom wouldve had her Belt Whipping everybodys ass. Greg the knife fight, thats the variable that led to this tragedy. Lawrence exactly. I feel so awful. I have talked about how to address certain things with police for this is not one of those situations. This is one of those situations of a Community Standard around we dont know what was going on on the ground. It seems like we keep getting more and more tape every single day that shows us more and more and it looks even more tragic. I think its so easy to make the cop the scapegoat. Everybody wants to hate him. But someone else died earlier that week, from a knife attack. In that same state. We want another one . Did anybody ask, do you think a mass email went out to the cop saying youve got to get involved with a situation like this. No one asked questions. We want to rush to judgment. It goes to the point of judging all cases as if theyre the same and theyre not. Larry all i was going to say is why was she carrying a knife . Thats not a cool thing to do. And showing the knife. Also what nbc didnt report, the lady was right there, calling for the cops at the top of her voice because she wanted protection. Most black folks in urban areas love the cops, would like more cops, not defunding the cops. Most of these crimes, not this one but most of these crimes are black on black. Its a tragedy but it also has to be statistically correct. I dont know why the white house, madame psaki and her boss, joe biden. Everything is racial. Everything is about systemic racism. Its not all about systemic racism. There is such a thing as Law And Order and safety and security which is what makes cities go in when you take that away, cities die and the cops. Will anybody from this administration ever defend the police, ever, once . One sentence, not even a paragraph . I think thats a problem and i think the cops need defending. The cops are not always right. In the main, cops are security and safety and they make cities run. Katie thats why they call the cops. You called us to show up. Cops dont just show up to scenes like that. They are called to the scene for a reason. Effect cop hadnt shown up in the nick of time, he pulled his Gun In The Nick Of Time and that girl wouldve been stabbed and maybe killed. Her problem is the other cop was leading her from the car. One who survived being stabbed. Get her cell phone, as if thats the cops job. We had the horrific carjacking. Killing a pakistani immigrant. You had a stabbing of teenagers across the country and the question, why is it happening . The kids are not okay and i think it goes to the bigger argument of what blms philosophy is. They are not talking about the fact that it was a fight between two black girls. They are just talking about the fact that a white cop shot one of the girls even though he saved another black girls life. It gets rid of their narrative which explains why were not allowed to talk about chicago or the fact that homicide is the number one reason of death for black men under the age of 34. Thats the numberone reason. We are not allowed to talk about it. Blm is not talking about it. They should be thinking this officer and upholding him as a hero in their community and instead they are vilifying him across the median being dishonest about exactly what happened which doesnt solve any problems. Greg i dont blame lebron. The media has primed the narratives of thats immediately what you think. Everybody is saying the same thing. Theres two narratives that have collided. The narrative of Police Action but how did that happen . It has to do with the societal issue. I was on a show. We did a segment on the chicago murders. So many shootings. It was like its not a big deal because its just gaining stuff. But there were young people being shot. So what happens is by ignoring the variables, you inevitably end up with this Police Officer and somebody losing a life. Kat absolutely. I think this is such a sad situation theres no winners in this situation and its so awful to see people apparently so hellbent on making sure that there are even more lose. When you push Something Like this where it appears as if he was stopping someone from being stabbed to death. Try to use that as an example, makes the whole thing look like a joke. It doesnt help anyone and it makes things so much worse for everyone. Greg one of blm leaders has knife fights are just part of childhood, what is that saying about your child . Kat i am almost entirely lawless and my beliefs and i do draw the line at stabbing. Larry thats the whole democratic party, all the activists on the left. Its okay to stab each other. Cop should not interfere. Lets let everybody stab each other. Thats not cool. Greg if the white cop didnt stop that he wouldve been racist anyway. 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But like every earth day, theres Climate Feeder all over. You have ellie limiting the use of disposable napkins and restaurants. Activists dumping cow poop in protest. The women refusing to have children to limit their carbon footprint. What you expected in the press pushes concern for the planet over people . As the pandemic killed millions, the media celebrated environmental Silver Lining. The world is suddenly learning what can happen if humans stop polluting the environment. Opens up a whole new spectrum of political possibility that a lot of Climate Activists are quite excited about. Something to think about. Many people see this as a major reset for humanity and the planet. A deserted town in wales the lions lounging on the road in south africa, nature seems to be saying we can get along fine without you. There seems to be a perception that may be the virus has helped humanity by maxim time when it comes to global warming. Greg so the message is are bad. Lets face it, mostly white men are the problem. We went to one for comment. Oh, hey. Just doing a little bird watching. I love the great outdoors. I know its important to protect our environment. The land, the water. I also know we need fossil fuels to heat our homes and run our businesses. To me its all about balance. Shes a beauty. Greg very, very angry. Katie angry. Not someone i want to run into in the woods. Greg how do you feel about the Silver Lining . Can i talk about how i feel about earth day first of all. The founder of earth day loved earth day so much that he murdered his girlfriend and composted her in his closet. John kerry was there. Not for the murder. But for the first earth day. Kat how did i not know this . Katie i thought it was rude and crazy that john kerry was saying hes going to order the rain forest by taking all the Carbon Dioxide out of the earth. On earth day . Greg ira i horn killed his girlfriend and chopped her up and composted her. Larry dont you think john kerry is perhaps the stupidest man in washington. Today was a terrible earth day. The stock market. That makes it a bad earth day. The second reason is joe biden was with his earth day solution, attacking every single thing that moves. He will destroy a perfectly good economy left to him by donald trump. Its a bad earth day, thats all im saying. Ive got one more point regarding the Existential Threat they keep talking about which drives me crazy. Janet yellen. A nuclear physicist, an authority, obamas undersecretary of energy said the worstcase scenario for the next 90 years, the economy might be 1,500th of 1 smaller because of this. Thats the worstcase scenario. This was a bad earth day. Greg that could be a movie. Bad earth day. Kat, i think its a great excuse when people say the climate is so bad we cant have children. A guy can say that. Kat i can say that. Im going to start doing a great sound so much better to say i have no kids because im so scared for the kids instead of the truth which is i have no kids because im so scared of the kids. Im sure parenting is rewarding but it seems hard. Maybe some day. Im 32. Im at that age. My friends will tell me oh, im pregnant. And my first thought is oh, my god, what are you going to do . No. Congratulations. I will buy a onesie for the baby. Earth day onesie. Lawrence it boils down to two things. I want my straws to work. Im sick and tired. And why do we have to all do the work . Where are the other countries doing their part . When they get on board ill probably get on board. Greg you bring up straws. I have to bring up this anecdote. You know what saved the lives of turtles . Plastic. People used to use tortoise. Tortoise eyeglass frames were actually tortoise shells. Now they are made from plastic. Larry this is a bad earth day. Greg did new york just end prosecution for prostitution . 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I thought she was air drying her thong. I will go to the libertarian. Kat i think it doesnt go far enough. Decriminalizing sex work, doesnt have to be underground. The fact that its underground increases violence. You can still prosecute the clients and the sex workers can be arrested so theyre going to have to hide things which makes them afraid to go to the police if they are experiencing violence. He can make trafficking worse and harder to detect. Its a positive step weve got to lead a completely be taken. He greg it could be a huge boost to the gross domestic product. A phrase i just learned. Larry can i stay in new york city all the craziness. Youve got a bunch of crazy people running the city council. He got a bunch of crazy people running the new york legislature. All they are doing is defunding cops, taking cops off the street and promoting crime and blasting cops on a daily basis. When they are not doing that theyre raising everybodys taxes you cant afford to work here because youre not even going to make a nickel. You may as well stay on welfare. So when i look at this, taxes and crime in all these crazy people running the government, i dont care what they do with a couple. It doesnt matter to me. Lawrence the cops dont want to be involved. Me and kat agree, the only caveat is the kids. Part of the reason theyre able to get those kids off the street is stopping the adult prostitution. Its all connected. How do you solve that issue . I dont know. Kat hiding isnt going to make it better. Greg katie, i was going to say from my experience. Thats not the right word. Katie your analysis. Greg my analysis. Larry your perspective. Greg my objective perspective, im clueless about this. Prostitution was actually a noble job because it serviced people who were unwilling or unable to find willing partners. They were sleeping with really filthy people. Katie so youre saying theres someone who can love you for a price. They are not hookers if its professional. Thats very rude. Professional women. I think of one robert kraft went to florida and allegedly hired some ladies to give him a happy ending, he got off on charges but the ladies were arrested. I dont think thats fair. Greg some of them i think are still in jail. Katie yes. Kat we need to help those women. Katie we do. Its only fair. Im the feminist on the show. Greg theres got to be a gofundme paid for those ladies. Middleaged ladies. Try to bring a little happiness. Katie just dont call them hookers. Coming up, ufos and Butt Injections. Texmex. Termites. Go back up hang on i am hanging on. Dont mess up your deck with texmex. Terminix. Hi. The only way to nix it is to terminix it. Its an important time to save. With priceline, you can get up to 60 off amazing hotels. And when you get a big deal. You feel like a big deal. Priceline. Every trip is a big deal. 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A Nurse Waiting for her Court Hearing broadcast yourself giving a man a butt injunction. If i have a nickel for every time that happened i could afford to get this removed from my butt. The nurse was charged with third degree grand theft. No word if she has decided to hire jeffrey toobin. Larry, did sir mix a lot have a point about butts . Larry there is too much information in this story. Kat i dont think there is enough. I will leave it to the libertarian. [laughter] greg you cant leave it to the libertarian. The whole world will explode. Everything becomes legal. Lawrence, is the government lying to us about aliens or the butt story . Chauvin they lie to us about everything. I think theres something out there. We know there is something out there. By lying to us and telling us what we know to be true is not true they are freaking us out even more. Greg i want there to be aliens because i crave another food group. I. E. Only pork, beef, and chicken. Eating is a chore. Imagine the space alien the taste and look exactly like a cinnabon but its 100 protein. Who cares. Eat the hell out of them. Lets talk about the butt story. Kat this nurse. Getting in trouble for theft, she is in court. She is stealing. Probably doesnt have a lot of money. Now shes being sued for it. Shes got to get in as many Butt Injections as she can. It was responsible participation in capitalism. Greg i dont think its fair to the patient. If i were the patient i wouldnt want my butt projected into peoples homes. Kat a patient getting Butt Injections. Thats how you get famous. Katie going to court via zoom is not real court. Thats not a real punishment for anything. The second thing if you want to eat aliens. I want to hunt aliens. I will get my shotgun. You can eat them. Larry one clarification. These are canadian pilots reporting aliens. Seriously, did they all passed her drug test . Greg thats a good question . I dont think anybody on this panel could pass their drug test. Except for larry. I want to finish my thought. If i were the patient, i would be very upset. I dont want my private parts being projected into peoples homes which is why i stopped making those movies in germany. Lawrence greg, thank you. This is for guys. They lie in they try to act like they have big asses. Katie is it a thing . Lawrence yes. To make it seem like they have a bigger ass. It was fraudulent. Katie how do you know it was a guy . Greg i said it was a guy. Im not sure. I didnt read the whole story. Kat equal opportunity. Katie thats so weird. Greg which stories the dumbest . Katie i want to know if aliens have butts. Greg what if an alien was just a big butt . What if, larry. There was like a planet of butts. And they are tasty. Theres my food group well all be eating ass. Larry greg, this is the last time. This is the last time im going to warn you. This was a bad earth day. [laughter] greg i guess we should probably go to the break, right . Kat see if we come back. Greg will we come back . I have no idea. Oh, its an arm one . your cousin. From boston. Were back baby sams on me indoor beers indoor beers did i get the shot . Nope. You saw the needle and passed out cold. Here you go. Continue to wear a mask. Next. Good luck guys its a breeze. When you earn a degree with university of phoenix, we support you with Career Coaching including resume building, interview prep, personal branding and more for your entire career. So if you commit to earning a degree with us, we commit to standing by you until the day you retire. Thats Career Services for life. Find out more about our commitment at phoenix. Edu not everybody wants the same thing. Thats why i go with Liberty Mutual they customize my Car Insurance so i only pay for what i need. cause i do things a bit differently. Wet teddy bears wet teddy bears here only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Greg before we go, lets do this. Greg, hes a star. Greg a friend called Me Up Last Night and asked if i wanted to go see Billy Joel Play live at his apartment because im famous. If i got to see the piano man himself, check it out, there he is. Much cuter than i remembered, unfortunately he had a terrible case of mange. I finally understand why Christie Brinkley left him, boy, could he play the keys as they call it, i think. That was cute, right . I dont know. It set your dvr is every night, thanks to larry kudlow, katie pavlik, lawrence audience, our studio audience, im greg gutfeld, i love you america. Shannon hello and welcome to fox news night, im Shannon Bream in washington. Breaking tonight, we are counting down to President Bidens first address to Congress Weeks from tonight, the official benchmark of his first 100 days in office. He will highlight the Police Reform in a speech next wednesday. Republicans plan to counter with the architect of their Police Reform bill which by the way you will remember democrats filibustered. Senator tim scott of South Carolina last night. The white house is putting finishing touches on an exceptionally

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